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PostPosted: Thu Jan 05, 2017 10:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hiya. Darla here back from wherever she was with a new more betterly Rockin’ picture of our Ralph:

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Please bear with this chart as it started sometime last year:

Quote:
Daddy: hiya
Darla: Hiya
Daddy: how are u doing my angel?
Darla: Am busy just getting ready for my flight
Daddy: hatts nice, i wish a safe trip my angel,
when exactly is your flight ?
Darla: Just before 5 pm
Daddy: ok my angel, enjoy your flight ok?
Darla: ok
Daddy: when u get to Atlanta, let me know ok?
Darla: It will be late but I’ll try
Daddy: so u cannot chart on the flight? i would have love to keep u company on you way.
Darla: If they have internets I should be able to
Daddy: ok, and make sure they treat you fine ok?
Darla: Yess
Daddy: ok focuse and get prepared, i will check on you later ok?
Darla: Thanks you
Daddy: u welcome
XMAS EVE
Daddy:Hiya
Are u home now ?
Darla: Am at Auntie Mary's house right now
Daddy: Wow
How is my aunty marry ?
Darla: She is confuse cause she is one of the elderlies
Daddy: Oh
U mean she didn't recognize u any more ?
Darla: She did after a while
Daddy: That's nice
Am happy to know she finally did
So is she happy now ?
Darla: As soon as I made her Jello she was very happy
Daddy: Wow
Did u tell her am always care about her and asking so much about her ?
Darla: I told her but she couldn’t remember much. She asked if you still like eggs
Daddy: Yea
Tell her I did

Darla: ok
Daddy: Greet her for me ok?
I will chart with u later
Darla: ok
Daddy: Am going out to check out for a studio
Tell aunty marry I said I love her so much ok?
Darla: Yess
Daddy: Take care of ur self and my Aunty Marry and welcome home
LATERER
Merry Xmas Darla
Darla: Zwww
Daddy: Year
Hiya
Darla: Hiya
Daddy: How are u doing ?
Darla: Am on a bus to airport. Itis bouncym
Daddy:Wow
U mean u are on your way to Australia now ?
Darla: Amgoig to Atlanra airport
Then flyy soonerest
Daddy: Yea
Flying to Australia right ?
Darla: Yess
Daddy: That's great
Meaning I will be seeing u sooner by January
Right ?
Darla: Tes
Daddy: That's nice
Safe trip ok?
And make sure they treat u nice on your trip ok?
Darla: okk
Daddy: Did u have Aunty Marry a nice hug before u leave ?
Darla: I did ntil she yelled mu bunions,my bunions
Daddy: What?
I don't get it
Darla: I dunno
Daddy: What did she did ?
Darla: Not mush
Daddy: She hit your bombom ?
Darla: No
Daddy:Ok
What ever that means, I hope she means well right ?
AND NOW ITS XMAS AND WHAT HAVE YOU ER DONE…
Daddy: Hiya
Are u there ?
Darla: Jeesus Fuck Mr Mann that Stoopid Lupita sent me to Austria!!!!! FUCK
Daddy:What?
Austria ?
Not Australia ?
Darla: FUCK
Daddy: What's Fuck ?
Talk to me
Darla:They don’t tslk good English like us and its cold and FUCKKKKKK
Daddy: Really ?
Sorry about that ok?
And why did she sent u to Austria ?
I thought u said it was suppose to be Australia ?
Darla:Yess it was spose dit be Australia and I allI hqve is bikinins ad Fucking Flipflops ofr fuck [email protected]
Daddy: Oh
So have u informed the Boss ?
Darla: Am freezing here i this stoopidplace
Daddy: Have u told the Boss about this ?
hiya, are you not up by now? and how is the cold over there? still affecting u?
ANOTHER DAY
Darla: Am in my hotel but don’t have warm clothes and need to figure out where to buy a coat and shoes
Daddy: thats a nice plan, u need to get those jacket cloths, and keep your body worm always, so u dont fall sick ok?
have they giving you a coffee?
AND ON
Hiya
Hiya
Are u there?
Am so worried about u now
Tell me if u are ok?
Hiya
Hiya
Why are u not replying me ?
Are u ok?
Darla: Am having internets problem and not understand there speaking good
Daddy: Oh really ?
Is there no one that knows how to speaks English and to help u interpret ?
Darla: Werner the Valet has been helping me but he talks funny too
ANOTHER DAY
Daddy: That's nice
He is a nice guy right ?
I want to tell u something
Hiya
I wanted to tell u that Austria is more closer to my country Nigeria .
Hiya
Hiya why are u not replying ?
Am having troubles here Hunny
What's happening my angel ?
Talk to me
Am worried now
Hiya
Hiya, I just took a snap, my face is clear now, no more scar of the injury those guys gave to me.
SNAP

The new guy took me out so I don't keep thinking so much
Please try and come quick ok?
So I don't feel too much lonely here ok?
Have u heard from the boss yet ?
I miss his chart
Thought I keep on sending him message, and I have wished him a happy Christmas and a sweet new year
But I keep on worries about u my angel
Tell me what's giving u trouble there in Austria????
Darla: AhiYa
Daddy: Hiya baby
How are u doing now my angel ?
Darla:Am Drunkling ok???
Daddy: Why ?
Did any one hurt u to get drunk ?
Darla: No silly
Daddy: Ok
No offends
So are u out of the troubles there ?
And what happened ?
U haven't told me yet
Darla: All was good after Franz took me up the hershey highway but still am confuse cause Lupita is more confuse.
Daddy: Why is lupita confused?
Is lupita with you there in Austai ?
Darla: She was sposed to send me to Australia and I haven’t seen a single Knagaroo yet you get it????
Daddy: Yea I gat it
So are u doing ok now ?
So can I go on ?
Did I saw my new pics I sent to u?
Darla: It looks like you have horns on your head
Daddy: Really ?
Maybe it the position of the post
Darla: Am hoping you are not bleeding on the brain
Daddy: No
Why did u say that
It was just a little scratch

And it's totally gone
Darla:ok
Daddy: But the white spots is gone totally
AFTER A BIT
So are u feeling more better where u are now ?
Darla: Werner or as he calls himself Verner is giving me a Sexy rubbing down
Daddy: Really ?
That's nice of him
So when are u coming here ?
Darla: I dunno
I just bought a new jacket today and the cutest most bestest hat
Daddy: Oh really ?
So the cold is gone now right ?
Darla: It is Freezing here and they make me go outside to smoke even though am in a Luxury suite
Daddy: What are u smoking ?
Marihuana or what ?

Darla: Hurh?
AND SOME MORE

Daddy: Happy new year
Hiya, why are u no longer replying me ?
Hiya
What's going on again ?
U are reading my message and not replying
Why?
Darla: Hiya
Daddy: Thank God
Why have u not been replying my message ?
Are u ok over there ?
Darla: Am ok but they don’t speak good English here and am confuse mostly ok?
Daddy: I thought u said u have someone who has been helping u there ?
Is the person not always with u?
Darla: You mean Werner the Valet?
Daddy: Yea baby
Is he not always with u?
Darla: No and I just found out that Guten Tag doesn’t mean Gluten Free
Daddy: What's Guten Tag ?
Darla: It means have a more better day
Daddy: And who is with u there ?
Are u alone ?
Ok
So when will u be coming here ?
Darla: Am all alone other than Hans and Feetz the Concierges at my beckoning call but Lupita has sent me tickets for me to fly to stupid Montreal tomorrow
Daddy: Where is Montreal?
Darla: Stoopid fucking Canada for tabarnak sakes
Daddy: Woo
Montreal in Canada
This means u will no longer come to my country right ?
Darla: am sposed to look at some talented guy called Pierre Le Papillon D’Amore
Daddy: Ok
So u won't come here again ?
That's what I need to know
Because I am noticing you no longer talking about coming to my country ever since u traveled to Austrail
Darla: Am coming there but need to see talent in stooped Canuckleland first
Daddy: Ok
And when will u be coming ?
Darla:am don’t know but I should be there soonest I hopes
Daddy: Ok that sound better
And have u heard from my nice Boss ?
I have sent him so many messages, but he hasn't reply yet
Darla: Only Lupita who says he is more better but he hasn’t called me
Daddy: Oh really ?
But he hasn't sent u any message also
Darla: am not getting good service here and if it weren’t for Werner the Valet and Hans and Feetz the Concierges I’d be in a real messy time ok?
Daddy:Ok
So this mean tomorrow u will be flying to Montreal right ?
Darla: Yess
Daddy: Ok
Safe trip ok?
Darla: Thanks you
Daddy: Ok
MORE DAZE
Hiya
Good morning
Hiya
Where are u now ?
Hiya ?
Hiya
You online and u don't want to be taking to me and make me understand u are ok




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PostPosted: Fri Jan 06, 2017 2:04 am Reply with quoteBack to top

That pic gave me an idea for a horror movie: "Daddy Ralph in 'The forehead That Ate Atlanta!'" Shocked

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It wouldn't take much to turn him into a Next Gen Klingon... any volunteers?

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He truly is disgusting

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 06, 2017 9:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^Nice artwork Connie and Avalar!

Sometimes, you plant a seed to watch it grow. Then you cut it down.

Ralphie: Hello honey
Are u not here yet ?
I miss u so much my love
I hope u are doing fine
Anita: Gud morning and how r u my luv?
Am fine and u honey ?
Ralphie: How are u my baby ?
Anita: Sleepy
Ralphie: Oh u slept fine ?
Anita: No
Ralphie: Why my sweet wife ?
Anita: Hurrible dreams
Ralphie: What's the dream my love ?
Anita: It's nothing my luv.
Ralphie: But am not happy knowing u did not had a nice sleep
Anita: Ur never happy so sorry about that, ok?
Ralphie: Honey it's true
How can I be happy? When here and u are far from me
How can I be happy , when am not at home and am owing aloof of debt ?
How can I be happy ? When I was here and my love was at the hospital for weeks and I wasn't there for her
???
How can I be happy when my dream career is been on hold ?
How can I be happy when am so lonely and suffering here ?


It’s always all about him, isn’t it. Rolling Eyes

Anita: yea
Ralphie: I want u baby
I want my job
Anita: Me 2.
Ralphie: I want to come close to u
I am too lonely here
And I am missing u too bad
Anita: At least u have friends there.
Ralphie: I want to also get out of my troubles
I don have friends, I only have someone who is helping to keep me in house for the main time
I do my things alone here honey
Anita: But u can talk 2 him of things like me and ur loans and ur fites with those guys and luv and everything so that is gud. I do nothing here, but work and go home. Oh, and u can go 2 church 2 so that is a gud thing.
Ralphie: Honey what about my situation ? Rolling Eyes
What about me a complete man , been running away from home ? Laughing
Anita: Yea. That's what I just wrotered. It's horrible and have u herd from Daddy?
Ralphie: What about me not been able to work for money for my self ?
What about food ?
I can't even feed my self here
I feed by friends
That's bad
If u are ok with that, am sure that's a bad thing to do as my wife
I don't need to be feed by someone else
I should be able to work for my self
Anita: I agree with all u say my luv!
Ralphie: And that's the reason I made the move of getting connected with the Hitlanta production, so i can make a deference with my career and get it more bigger than ever, and since I found u, so I can be a complete man , having a sweet wife like u
Baby I am not ok here
Anita: Yes. A grown man shuld be able 2 get a job.
A grown man shuld be able 2 feed himself and take care of his wife.
A grown man shuld be able 2 do all those things. It's just sad. Hurribly sad.

Ralphie: I need to come out from this bombomclat dreams
Anita: May I ask a question my luv?
Ralphie: But u know am not a lazy man right ?
Anita: It is as u say my luv.
Ralphie: Ok
So what's your question honey ?
Anita: What is a bombomclat dream?
Ralphie: Is this the question honey ?
Anita: Yes my luv.
Ralphie: Honey am Angry that why I used that Jamaica word
It's a Jamaica language

Sorry I use that word my love
Anita: My luv, but what is it?
And I didn't know u were from Jamaica.
Ralphie: Am not from Jamaica honey, but I speak and understand Jamaica, and not much
Anita: I don't understand?
Hold on my luv.
Ralphie: Ok
Anita: Ok. My luv. I talked 2 Mary Jane. She said it means a cloth or rag used to wipe ones anal region. Why wuld u have wrotered that and what were u trying 2 say?
Oh. U didn't hold on and went offline.
Oh. Ur back but not responding my luv? Have I offended u?
Ralphie: honey am here
Anita: What happened my luv?
And why did u use that anal wipe word?
Ralphie: honey i told u i was angry, its words we used sometimes when we are not too happy, u can ask your jamiaca friend and she will tell u if am right or wrong, and please u can go back to work, let me go and meet someone who promise to give me some food stuff ok? later when are u done with yor work then we can chart, i love u so much my love
Anita: Oh.
Ralphie: honey am back
Anita: k
Ralphie: honey i am just so worried ok? am sorry to use that word, i know is not godly to use such raster words, but i need things to be better now.
i love u so much and i dont wish us to be far from each other.
Anita: What's a raster word.
?
Ralphie: It means rough word
Wrong word
Anita: Which 1 my luv so I know?
Ralphie: The are both the meaning with deferent word honey
It's ok
Let's talk ahead
Remember u haven't giving me any update about Daddy today


I decided it was time to flip the script a bit. Compliant Anita can get tiresome…

Anita: K. Try and always talk nice my luv and not use those dirty foreign words that HE doesn't like, ok?
Yes, remember I ask u 2 times if u heard from Daddy and now this is 3 but u refuse to reply me.

Ralphie: Ok I did not see those message
Well no I haven't heard from him today
What about u my love ?
Anita: No
Ralphie: I wonder why he hasn't reply yet
Anita: Well, he does work so much and then preaches 2 u know.
Daddy has always been so busy with all his jobs 4 as long as I have been alive my luv.
Ralphie: Ok
Really ?
Anita: Of course my luv. It is a
Nevermind my luv.
Ralphie: U see this is one of the reason I just can't stop loving u , because u have a responsible father as u are
Never mind for what ?
It's good for me to have a God fearing father in-law
So that we all we continue to serve God for life and make heaven
Am so serious about this honey
Anita: Yes my luv
Ralphie: When do u think daddy will reply
???
Anita: Oh how culd I ever know my luv?
Ralphie: It's ok
Anita: What is ok my luv?
Ralphie: Omg
It's ok mean it's ok
Anita: I know what it means I guess I just didn't know what was ok.
I see u went offline my luv. Ok
Ralphie: Am here
I did lot go offline
Anita: Oh. Odd.
K.
Ralphie: I love u
Anita: Luv u more.
Much more. Cuz I struggle so much here missing u and being alone and only talking 2 u.
Ralphie: Honey u have never talked with me, but chart
I always wish to hear your voice on the phone, but u said is not allowed in your church
Anita: Why did u change the topic my luv?
Ralphie: Honey I did not change the topic
I respond to your last words on that message u wrote
Anita: Yes cuz we were talking how much I missed u and how much I have no1 here.
Ralphie: Ok let's continue that
I know u missed me, and u been lonely
But we need to do everything to be together ok?
I can't wait to kiss u
I can't wait to get married to u and start making sweet love to u
Anita: My luv, I'm not in the mood 2 be sexy talking.
Ralphie: Why did u say that ?
What mood are u?
Anita: Sad
Ralphie: Why are u sad my love ?
Anita: Guess my luv.
Ralphie: Am not good at guessing honey
I might guess wrong
Please tell me why are u sad ?
Anita: As my husband, plz try. So u will know me and we will know ourselves.
Ralphie: Ok, u not happy because we not together yet ?
Anita: That's 1 reason my luv.
I am proud of u.
Ralphie: Wooo
Thanks honey
And what the other reason ?
Anita: Go on my luv. Know us.
Ralphie: Honey please
Ralphie: Tell me on this so I can know what is going on with your mind proper
Anita: I am lonely. And I miss u and the Church.
And I'm not happy becuz Darla has not singed ur contract with u.
Ralphie: Oh that
Sorry about all that ok?
Anita: Yea
K. I will go back 2 work since u logged off my luv.
Ralphie: Sorry am here
I did not logged off honey
Anita: But it always showing u doing that and it's like u don't want 2 chart me.
Like now.
Ralphie: Am sorry my love
Sometimes it's network
Anita: And other times?
It's another woman isn't it?
Ralphie: Honey sometimes is network
Anita: Becuz I'm not there and don't want sex talk.
And have gotten fat.
And old.
And I'm a bad Christian.
Ralphie: Why are u saying that ?
Anita: And u have not denied it.
Ralphie: Deny what honey ?
And why did u say I have Another girl here ?
Anita: I did not say girl. I said woman. You are charting with another.
It was in my dream and it's why u go so quiet and do not reply me.
Ralphie: Oh u mean I was chatting with another woman ?
No honey I told u sometimes network
But u said I use to go offline , so how can I chart with another woman when it's shows am offline ?
And when did you start accusing me of chatting with another woman ?
Anita: Just now. Cuz I dreampt of it last nite and now u refuse 2 reply me and don't even read my massages and u do not deny it.
Ralphie: And who was that I was chatting with
???
Anita: I wuld and culd not know.
But I still luv u so much and I am sorry u found sum1 new.
Ralphie: And who did I found ?
Are u trying to tell me that u have found someone ?
And u don't know how to say it
Anita: My luv, I am so lonely and only 4 u. U know this. And u still have not denied it. I will say str8 up I luv only u and am only 4 u and I do not chart up any other men unless it is part of my job and they r not luv words.
Ralphie: So why are u accusing me,
U the one am suppose to be accusing here
Anita: Huh?
Ralphie: Because ever since u and I started this relationship, I no one has ever sent u a message asking and threatening u to leave me alone, but some has done that to me through your inbox
Anita: My luv the dream from last nite. It was u and sum woman that was not me. Sexing and stuff and laffing at me.
Ralphie: I do no understand u.
Anita: And I know u r still not denying charting sum other woman.
Plz just be honest with me. As a gud husband shuld.
Ralphie: Honey I have females in my list
But I do not have any sex lover here
Anita: I am not there either.
U need 2 just fill free 2 tell me.
Ralphie: Fee free for what ?
But I do not have any sex lover here
I do not have any sex lover ok?
Anita: And r u charting other womens?
Ralphie: Now ?
Anita: In the past year my luv.
Ralphie: I use to have before I met u
Anita: That is not what I asked.
K. I can see u r talking 2 her or went offline. Well I have 2 catch the bus so plz be a gud husband and tell the truth. I luv u any way. Gud nite and eat well.


Hope he has a great weekend…

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 06, 2017 10:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 07, 2017 2:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Daddy to Ralphie:

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Tell you what, cowboy, that amount came down pretty damn quick. You say you have loans and debts where you are? Who do you owe and for what? I might, in the Lord's name, be willing to help you out a bit but I ain't sending no funds without some reciepts, loan papers or what have you.

You tell me you want to do right by my Anita and she keeps emailing me about it. Well, cowboy, it's time to show me you mean it. I want my girl happy here in the good old USA and grandbabies here.So send me whatever shows your debt and what it's for and I'll have a think on it.

By the way, Anita told me you expect to hear from me every day. I'm a working man and I preach in the fields of God when I'm not consulting in the oil fields. Ths leaves me damn little time for foolishness.


I really what to see what he owes and to whom. And Daddy will bitch him out about making Anita unhappy in chat.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 09, 2017 4:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

From Friday.

Anita: K. I can see u r talking 2 her or went offline. Well I have 2 catch the bus so plz be a gud husband and tell the truth. I luv u any way. Gud nite and eat well.
Ralphie: What is the matter with u honey ?
Are u trying to bring more problems to us ?
So u leave this way honey
Ok
And u know this is week end that u will not be coming to work tomorrow and u decide to go home like this bringing unnecessary issue and accuse, and u let me be with worries right ?


Today. It was time the “old” Anita returned for a bit. So, I uploaded a remix of a reggae classic to Daddy.
Anita: They had this demo ready. Wuld u like me 2 tell them u approve of it?
Ralphie: What Demo are u talking about ?
Anita: Sorry. That was meant 4 another. Still sleppy.
Ralphie: So that is the way to say good morning and explain why I was accused of having another woman again ?
Anita: k
And has Daddy replied u? And why have u not denied it?
Ralphie: Daddy hasn't replied me yet
And I want u to stop this issue of accuse
I don't like it

Am sure u have decide to make sure I don't get the help I want from your daddy
That's why u are coming with such accuse
Anita: Daddy hasn't replied u? What was the last thing he sent? And the last thing u sent?
So u deny this? It is not an accuse if it is true and u have not denied it.
Ralphie: Are u going to talk about one issue or u can just log off and let me be ?
I have told u no more other issue if this financial assistant I want is not settle
Because this are things u do to make me lose every money that was suppose to be sent to me and now u want me to lose those. Again right ?
Anita: K, I will log off if that is ur wish.
Ralphie: That's mean u don't want to talk reasonable words right ?
It's means you don't want me to have the help from daddy and u don want to talk about it right ?
Anita: No. It means u do not deny it.
Ralphie: I do not deny what ?
Anita: THAT YOU HAVE BEEN CHARTING WITH OTHER WOMENSS.
Ralphie: If u know u wont let go of this issue, I will advice u log off
And if u don't make any move for our plans for me to come and solve my problems here, then stop written me ok?
Anita: And Daddy said you have refused 2 respond 2 him so I guess that just relly shows how much u care, huh? Showing Daddy NO RESPECT AT ALL?
Ralphie: What's is the matter with u
I replied him when he messaged me
Anita: AND YOU R TALKING 2 OTHER WOMENS AT THE SAME TIME PROLLY SAYING U LUV THEM AND WANT 2 SEX THEM AND MARRY THEM BUT THAT IS WHY U WANT THE STUDIO THERE SO U CAN MAKE UR SEXY VIDEOS 4 THEM AND JUST HAVE JAZZY BALL AFTER JAZZY BALL SEX U ALL OVER LIKE THE FUNICATORS THEY R!
AND WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH U CUZ I ASKED WHAT HE WROTERED AND WHAT U REPLIED AND U WROTERED 2 ME Daddy hasn't replied me yet BUT HE HAD AND U REFUSE 2 SAY WHAT HE SAID
Ralphie: Look i want u to stop written me now
Forget about everything ok?
I can see you nonsense has started again
Am sure u don't want anything good for me
Please just let me be and go away ok?
Anita: More refusals 2 respons.
Ralphie: Since u don't trust me ever since , why don't u go and follow that your Creepy Kenny
???
After all he has said u are his wife and the nurse also confirm and told me u are not for me
Am sure creepy Kenny has come to engage u
Anita: Huh?
Creepy Kenny is in Africa on vacation.
Ralphie: And now u don't know how to tell me, but just looking for excuses by accusing me
You are making me going angry now and I see that what u have promised not to be causing trouble is not true
Anita: Excuse 4 what? Excuse 4 why u refuse 2 answer and just blame me cuz u refused 2 respond 2 Daddy 2?
Ralphie: And I told u I responded to daddy last week and he hadn't send any message yet
Anita: AND I TOLD U HE SAID HE SENT 1 ON THE WEEKEND AND U REFUSED 2 RESPOND.
Ralphie: Do u want me to forward the message and reply to sent to him ?
Hold on ?


He sends his reply from the previous Wednesday.

Ralphie: I have sent u daddy's last message to me and my last reply, and all of our conversation
Please stop playing with me ok? If u think am ready to joke with this year plans ? U should re think
Anita: SO U R CALLING DADDY A LAIR? HE DID NOT REPLY U ABOUT THE $5000?
Ralphie: I said he hasn't replied me yet
Anita: AND WHY DO U REFUSE 2 DENY UR TALKING 2 OTHER WOMENS?
SO DADDY IS A LAIR?
Ralphie: Why would I call him a liar ? Am not seeing any new message from him since last week
OMG
Why are so mean sometimes
If u ever talked about that woman stuff again I will be so mad with u
And by the way who was that that told u I promise her marriage ?
Anita: DO NOT CHANGE SUBJECTS.
Ralphie: If u don't tell me who that person is then I will know u are never serious with anything about us
Anita: DENY OR CONFIRM
I HAD A DREAM AND I TOLD U THIS. AND U REFUSE 2 DENY IT.
Ralphie: Who is the person ?
Who what do u mean by that stupid dream of yours ?
And who in the dream did I promise to marry ?
Am sure your stubbornness has come ban to u again ?
Anita: I NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT MARRY. WHO R U CHARTING WITH?
Ralphie: I am chatting with few friends and not anyone I promise marriage
U are the only one I am in love with and want to marry and has promise to marry
Anita: BUT WOMEN?
Ralphie: If any one tells u I promise her marriage then she is lying and u should tell me who that person is if not you are looking for more troubles
Anita: UR CHARTING WITH OTHER WOMEN?
Ralphie: Which women am I chatting with ?
Anita: EXACTLY. WHICH?
Ralphie: So u mean u don't take my warning ?
I said stop this issue now
Anita: So that means u R charting other women.
Don't u think I shuld tell Daddy this?
Ralphie: What is the matter with u?
Am sure u don't love me and all u want is to always frustrate me
Am gong to block u this time if anything goes wrong
Try me and see
U have caused me allot of pains

If u don't want to marry me u should let me know ok
I will block u if u do anything to cause me more pains
Anita: Am sure u don't luv me or care abut my fillings or u wouldn't sexy chart other women.
Am sure u just want me 4 all my money.
Ralphie: Then stop carting and leave me alone
Since you have come with accusing me then go away
Anita: Am sure ur lying abut Daddy cuz he said he asked u questions and u refused 2 reply abut the $5000.
Ralphie: Ok since I want u for money then forget about the money ok?
Forget it ok?
I don't want it any more
There is no message from Daddy to me and I have told u that, since u keep acting this way because I asked u for money then forget the money
Let me remain here in my country
Since u don't want me to come to u
Let me get arrested by those people
I will try and go to them and let them do what ever they like with me since that is what u want
I don't want the money again
let me face my trouble alone, and i want u to know that u have caused me nothing but pains, trouble and tears, am going to cry like ever and pray that God help me out since u never wanted me to progress but remain here and suffer.
i did not recieve any message from daddy about the $5,000, and u accusing me that i have recieved message from him and said i am calling Daddy a liar, i dont have any girlfriend or woman i have promise to love and u accusing me i have another woman i want to marry, now u have said the painful part that i only want u because of the money i am asking for, who ever that has adviced u to do what u are doing has totally caused us nothing but more trouble, i thought u have changed, keep on ok?


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 09, 2017 4:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The humongous forehead wrote:
am going to cry like ever and pray that God help me out since u never wanted me to progress but remain here and suffer


God, what a whiner. And he falls out of love with Anita so easily, doesn't he? Anyone would think he's only after one thing. Wink

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Unsurprisingly, Ralphie likes like a flatfish. Daddy's email was sent the 7th.

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Anita wrote:
JAZZY BALL AFTER JAZZY BALL


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 10, 2017 7:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quandary over. Continued from yesterday:

Ralphie: honey what has come over u, go and remove that thing u post on your wall now and lets talk better, you the only one i loved and i cant love any other woman ok? u know i hate seeing u hurt and i have promise daddy never to hurt u, why do u want to tell him i have someone else which is not true?
why are u trying to spoil our plans? or do u have Creepy Kenny as husband?
Anita: I have tole u over and over u were my only intent and the only man I have ever luv or wuld marry. I DO NOT TALK SEXY WITH OTHERS LIKE U DO. U STILL REFUSE 2 DENY IT. AND U CALLED DADDY A LAIR>
Ralphie: i did not call daddy a liar please stop accsusing me wrongly, i said i did not see any message yet from daddy, cant u believe me? if i see any message then why should i say i dont? and u the only one am ready to marry, and what do u mean by deny that i have a woman i am talking sexy with? tell me what u want me to say? if any one else told u that, then prove it
am using my small phone and my browsing is slow to respond
Anita: I never said any1 else said that.
The dreams told me and u did not deny and who is Tracy?
Ralphie: Tracy? i dont know anyone tracy honey, please stop accusing me wrongly and remove that stuff from your wall now, there is no one called Tracy in my friend list here, so if u say its your dream then pray and over that person u saw in your dream and dont let it cause of trouble any more
AnitAnita: Then what r the names of the gurlz u chart?
Ralphie: honey they are just friends, i only chart with Darla and no strings attactch to it
AnitAnita: Then what r the names of the gurlz u chart?
Ralphie: and where did u get the name Tracy?
Anita: Why r u refusing 2 reply?
Ralphie: reply what? look if u are ready to drop this issue let me know, u are getting me more confuse
Anita: No I am not cuz u refuse to answer this: Then what r the names of the gurlz u chart?
Ralphie: what kind of question is that? why would i tell u the girls i chart with? i already told u Darla, if u want to know any others which i dont know, why dont u go back to your dream and find out? u are making me so so angry now, if it is because of the money u are acting like this, i have said forget it
Anita: Then what r the names of the gurlz u chart?
Ralphie: this is the kind of accuse u did and said i was with Darla and had sex with her and went to tell your oracle priestess then make her condition me, and make me lose the money i am suppose to be giving by the Boss, and i have forgiving u on that, if u choose to start it again, then i must tell u this, if u dont stop accusing me, then am not sure to respond to any stupid question of yours, am going through allot here because of u, if u dont change this topic then u should not expect any respond from me ok?
Then what r the names of the gurlz u chart?
And if u do not want 2 answer 1 simple question and be some silly little boy abut it, then don't expect a respond from me or Daddy (which u lied abut cuz he emailed u Saturday).
Ralphie: ok, am going to tell u this, am not gonna be controld by u any more? And let me remind u i am a man, if u think u can keep fooling me and accusing me, then do what u like, now u are insulting me because i ask for helo and also a way for us to be together, then i am no longer asking for any help, just do what u like ok, i will repeat it, i see no message from Daddy on saturday ok? so go on and do what like, and i will never respond to that stupod question of yours about me having another woman
Anita: Then what r the names of the gurlz u chart?
Ralphie: short up stop asking me such stupid question, i said do what u like ok? u have caused me allot of trouble with this kinda attitude of yours, if not anything related to my problems i have here, then keep your mouth short ok? i dont want any money from u again, tell Daddy whar ever u like, so he can stop us from getting married, and that will make u a foolish girl who destroy her marriage by her self, am trying to make Daddy trust me and yet u are trying to bring more shame to me
Anita: I am going home now. Sleep well.
Ralphie: why will i sleep well? after the trouble and frustration u have brought to me again
Today: 9:55am
Anita pastes the email from Daddy sent on January 7.
Ralphie: and i said i did not see that message, if i did i wont argue but send Daddy the receipt he asked for, maybe someone might have delete it from my phone, so that is not suppose more argument but to have tell Daddy to resend it that maybe i did not see it, instead u kept accusing and insulting me, is that how a good wife should behave.
And why did u not say good morning and also apologize for hurting me?
Husband and wife should always trust them selfs and fight for each other and protect each other's name, but u don't do that instead accusing me wrongly .
If u know u still love me,then tell me if u still want us to continue with our plans, am no longer opening any studio but will start coming to Atlanta to be with u forever if I get the help am asking for, respond and let me know what u think about, and by the way, my subscription is finish am only using call money in my phone to message u
I love u so much.
Anita: And what r their names?
Ralphie: And not answering such question ok?
I have told u to stop asking those annoying questions
If u think u cannot respect my instruction then u are making mistake
Look my mb is finish and the call credit in my phone will soon finish, if u want us to continue the plan with Daddy so I can send him my expenses paper and some of the receipt I sent to u now
So reply that and stop asking me question that make no sense because u are annoying me with that question
Anita: Then what r the names of the gurlz u chart?
Ralphie: I don't chart with any girls but u and Darla
Will u stop this now ?
Have I ever asked u to tell me the names of the boys u chart with ?
What kinda of a trouble person are u anytime am trying to make things happen for our better, u come up with issue that make no sense
Anita: what kind of question is that? why would i tell u the girls i chart with?
U wrotered that. And now u say there r none.
Ralphie: I am about to reply Daddy's message that u forward to me, u should stop that question and let's talk about it before I reply him
Anita: Just like u say Daddy never wrotered u and HE DID. AND WHO WULD DELETE IT FROM UR PHONE ANYWAY AND DID U REPLY HIM?
Then what r the names of the gurlz u chart?
Ralphie: I did not reply him on this last message because I did not see it
I have told u the names of the girls I am chatting with
Anita and Darla
Long ago I charted with my sister O Peace
If I no longer reply u, u should know my call credit is finish, so that is going to be until I get money to by mb
Anita: HE SENT IT AND IT IS RITE THERE.
Ralphie: But I did not see it
Now let's forget that and u have to believe me when I said I did not see it
I already had quarrel with the guy am staying with if he was the one that deleted any of my message
But he said he is not the one, so let's just forget it ok?
I did not say Daddy did not send the message, I only did not see it
And Daddy seems serious about us and mostly the part that he has accepted me to marry u
Do not allow things to spoil honey
Because i have already told him my intention for u
Talk to me quick and let's settle so I can forward the expenses details I sent to u
And also the receipts I have
Before my money get finish
Anita: Then don't talk 2 me about them and send them 2 him.
Ralphie: Send who you ?
Stop this matter now
I have forward that written note to daddy, I want u to help me send the receipts to him, the once I send u long ago
Please do that now so Daddy don't think we are not serious
Anita: I don't have them.
Ralphie: U have it please send it now
I have told u to learn and make sure we settle matter quick
Stop stressing the issue
And send the receipt to Daddy now
Anita: I
DO NOT
HAVE
THEM.
Ralphie: Omg
Why are you behaving that way
I sent it to you long ago
Check your inbox
Forward it to Daddy
Anita: THEY WERE DELETED LONG AGO WHEN I HAD EMAIL PROBLEMS. I TOLD U THIS BUT U REFUSE 2 READ ME.
So u will have them in ur sent email.
Ralphie: U didn't tell me that
Anita: I DID.
Back then.
When I said all my emails have been deleted.
Ralphie: And I haven't seen it in my sent because I could not access my phone proper now because no subscription
What ?
Your emails deleted ?
Who could do that ?
Am sure is that creepy Kenny who said he is your Husband to be
And who has been threatening me to leave u for him
So he also deleted your mails ?
And what about the song I did for u, was that also deleted ?
Anita: It was saved on my computer. Well, and on Youtube…
Ralphie: Thank God for that
Ok then am trying to see if someone can help me subscribe, so I can be able to access my email and look for the receipt there in my sent
And I hope u haven't sent any message telling Daddy we are both quarrelling over nothing ?
Because he might cancel our marriage if u do
Did u sent any of that kind message to him ?
Anita: I told him u said he did not email him and he did not like that.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 10, 2017 7:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Huh. Ralphie needs Anita to forward some old emails to Daddy, but said emails have been deleted. I'm sure that the crack IT depo at Hitlanta could recover them, and forward them to Daddy for her, although they wouldn't know which emails to forward, so the logical solution would just be to forward all of them. ALL of her emails.
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I like where that's headed, except those pics are all in Facebook chat.

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Perhaps the server at hitlanta has a back up mode to protect against data loss, Maybe EVERYTHING viewed with the keyword Ralph can be retrieved and sent to daddy Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 10, 2017 11:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

bware419ers wrote:
I like where that's headed, except those pics are all in Facebook chat.


Where there's a will, there's a way!

I'm sure Kenny could wreak havoc with the IT system and have some interesting things sent to Daddy in the "backup" file.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 11, 2017 10:49 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Ralphie finally responds:

Quote:
Am sorry for the delay to your respond, I did not see your last message on my mail, maybe it might be deleted mistakenly, because if I do I would have responded faster, here are the written note of the things I do with the
Loan I took, and Anita knows mush about it, because they are company private video auditions I did with the money, which makes the company accepted me, and planning to sign me up, sir am ready to come over if u help out please, am no longer opening the studio because it was the reason I was demanding for that much amount, and since am coming to Atlanta and have agreed with Anita, and some of the money spend in this written note are not on loan, and some are one on one borrowed money, Anita has the receipt of some of the expenses, but am still looking out on how I can go get them in my house, I left the house so the people am owing don't come looking for me and give me trouble, if I can pay there money, I will be able to settle with them all and do some jobs so I can add to the money that will remain from the money u will send to me after paying all my debts, and then I can start processing my document to come, I want to settle any issue I have here by paying them there money, please help me sir, am sure about my intention to Marry my Anita, she is the one heart I have and I will also beg for your blessing to make her my wife for life, I have missed we so much and wish to be with her sooner, am also sure to make her happy forever by God's grace and power, thanks for your concern sir,


It's going to take a minute to post the reciepts or if Bware can do it. These may have been sent previously.

I think Daddy is going to find this insufficient. And is going to be unhappy that Ralphie isn't nicer to Anita in chat.

ETA: Never mind on the reciepts, they had been sent in August.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2017 4:10 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Anita: I told him u said he did not email him and he did not like that.
Ralphie: But u shouldn't have tell him that
U should have use your mature mind and find a way to tell him
Maybe like telling him, I said I did not see the message, and maybe something went wrong here
The next day.
Ralphie: Hello honey
Anita: Did u reply him?
Ralphie: Yes I told u I have sent him the written note of my expenses
Baby u no longer say good morning again ?
Anita: Gud morning.
I notice u did not write it 2 me either.
Ralphie: Good morning my love
Sorry about that
It was because I haven't seen u online
So how are u doing today ?
Anita: Gud morning. Poor. U?
Ralphie: What do u mean by that ?
Anita: I thot it was clear? What is not understood?
Ralphie: Did I said I did not understood anything ?
Anita: U wrotered What do u mean by that ?
Do u not remember that?
Ralphie: U said poor u?
That's why I ask that question
Ok I see it now with the full stop and question mark on it
Oh u mean you are not doing good ?
And me too honey
Am not always happy here and now
Anita: U askd how I was. I said poor. Then I asked of u, tho I knew ur answer.
Ralphie: Yea baby
Am not happy here Rolling Eyes
Am not sure u know what am going through here and why am always angry
Let's make more seriousness on this honey
Anita: Yes I know. U say it every day. Time without number.
Ralphie: Honey I need this help and urgent
Anita: Yes, and maybe then u will write 2 Daddy every day like u shuld.
Ralphie: Honey I have written him and sent him the written expenses
I think u should write am back to back me up on the word u told him about me not seeing his last message
Anita: I did tell him u said u did not receive it.
Ralphie: Please write him and tell him I said am sorry for not seeing the message, tell him maybe it was deleted or something from me phone
Anita: No. It ur duty 2 do that. Not mine.
Ralphie: I have done that already honey
U should write him too
That's the only way things can work fast for us honey and that the only way Daddy can have my trust
Anita: U don't know Daddy very well then.
Ralphie: Yes I do not know him very well than u, but am following the right way and also with some questions he has asked me about trust
Anita: And he does nothing fast. Haste makes waste u know. And remember Proverbs 21:5: The plans of the diligent lead surely to advantage, But everyone who is hasty comes surely to poverty.
No. Ur insisting on following the Africa Way.
Ralphie: And the way am following is working
Daddy only wants to be sure am not lying to him about me owing money and also am not faking my plan to marry u
So we need to make him believe us together
Honey are u there ?
Anita: Yes
Ralphie: Write Daddy and tell him I have send the expenses written note
Anita: Won't he have seen it when u sent it?
Ralphie: Yes my love, but so he can always be sure that u and I are one
Anita: I guess I don't know why u don't just copy me on the email when u send stuff 2 Daddy.
He won't think we r 1. He'll think I'm stupit.
Or that ur making me say it.
Ralphie: How will he think u are stupid ?
He can only think am making u say it if u keep telling him that I said u should like u did on one of your message long ago to him
Any ways, should we wait till he reply ?
Anita: Daddy knows best
Ralphie: Ok then I will wait
I have only one receipt of money paid to the studio equipment people I use for the movie audition.
Should I send it to him ?
Because I have misplace all other receipts
Anita: Prolly
Ralphie: Should I send that ?
Anita: Prolly=yes
Ralphie: Ok
Anita: Yea
I have 2 go to a meeting.
Ralphie: Ok honey
Sorry for the delay reply, I was trying to send the receipt and some message to Daddy, and I have sent it already
I hope u will come back and check on me after your meeting ?
And also say good night before u go home
I love u so much
Later…
Ralphie: Honey are u gone ?
Anita: No.
Ralphie: Ok honey
So how did your meeting go ?
Anita: Ok, I guess.
Ralphie: That's nice
Honey I want to beg u for something
And I hope u could do it for me
Anita: What?
Ralphie: Promise u will do it for me as my sweet wife
Anita: Like u, I will make no promise without knowing what it is.
Ralphie: Ok
Please go and remove that stuff on your wall
Is not good for a man and woman to tell every one he or she has quarrel with his or her spouse
Anita: What stuff?
Ralphie: That words u post on your wall honey
Anita: WHAT WORDS?
Ralphie: The one u wrote about luv is hurt
Anita: WHAT DID IT SAY? I THINK I REMOVED IT.
Ralphie: Its says love is hurt and something's else
Here is the words, Luv is hurt, if u have never had it, avoid it, let him luv u only .
Please remove it, because I can't allow my wife issue to be told to everyone
I love u so much and I can't hurt u or allow u to be hurt, please remove it
U are my wife and u alone I can love now and forever
My love remove it ok?
Anita: What is wrong with asking HIM 2 luv u?
Ralphie: Ask who to love me?
I said remove that post on your wall please
Anita: GOD.
My luv, I have 2 go 4 the bus. I hope u sleep well.
We can disgust this 2morrow.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2017 4:15 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I hate to intrude in your personal life, Bware, but somehow I think your relationship with your boyfriend is just a tad disfunctional....

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2017 4:32 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^Ralphie's been around 13+ months. He's made it about 13X longer than most. He's also had it easier...

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2017 11:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Several more days or boring Ralph Charts:

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Darla: Hiya
Daddy: Where are u now ?
Darla: Am in Stoopid Montreal!!!! It is freezing here!!!
Daddy: Thank God u arrived safely
Sorry about the cold ok?
Darla: Thanks you Hunny
Daddy: You welcome
Since when did u arrived ?
Darla: Am been here since Wednesday I thinks but they don’t talks English goodly
Daddy: Ok
So do u have anyone interpreting for u now ?
Darla: Jean Claude Godamn is helping me as he is the Une salle de bain or whatever he is
Daddy: Ok
That's nice
Darla: Ouii
Daddy: So when his the Boss now ?
Darla: Je ne sais pas
Daddy: Lol are u speaking there language ?
Darla: Pardon ?
Daddy: What language is that ?
Darla: They calls it Frank O Phone but I think they are French
Daddy: Ok
Darla: Is your Mal De Tete more better?
ANOTHER DAY
Daddy: What's Mal de Tete ?
Darla: Am sorry I was trying to speak like a French
Daddy: Ok
SNAP SENT
Good morning
Do I look better now ?
Darla: Those curtains are pretty. Where did you get them?
Daddy: I told u was coming to stay with another of my friend here
Am in his house waiting for u guys here
Darla: ok
Daddy: U promise in second week of this January u will be here and the Boss will come Sooner
Today is 6th and u haven't made any plan to come here
And also I haven't heard from the Boss yet
Darla: I hope he is ok
Daddy: What's going on ?
He is not coming again ?
Darla: Mr. Man I told you he hasn’t called me
Daddy: Ok
U sounding angry right ?
U should know what it's means to be disappointed
Darla: I’ll be back in a bit Hunny
Daddy: It's hurt , I am just hoping and dreaming every day to see him and u as u guys has promise, but I am not seeing any sign of your coming here
I need you guys, am worried also the Boss hasn't replied my message ever since I did that welcome song
And he hasn't come here yet
AFTER THE WEEKEND
Darla: Hiyaq
Daddy: hiya
Darla: Where you been Hunny?
Daddy: am always here, and u have been the one no longer charting with me, and u have refused to give me up date when u will be coming to my country as i keep waiting forever,
Darla: Hmmm
Am trapped here in stupid Canada and all you do is think aboot yourself.
Daddy: u call this think about my self? when u promised by the midle of this month u will come here, and now all the plans change, and even if i write u and ask how u are doing, u dont respond, so how will i know if u are trapped?
now can u tell me your situation there?
Darla: Nevermind
Daddy: u see, u no longer tell me anything, am u keep getting me worried
Darla: That because you are treating me badly
Daddy: ok am sorry, please tell me whats going on?
Darla: I will be back later
Daddy: ok
WAY LATER
Good night and sweet dream, take good care of your self
ANOTHER DAY
Daddy: Hiya
Darla: Hiya
Give me a few minutes?
Daddy: how are u doing over there?
ok
Darla:Its freezing here
Daddy: sorry about that ok? so how is everything with u there?
Darla: They talk funny so am having troubles understanding
Daddy: really? thats how it is, because its a deferent language, i guess u have someone interprete for u
Darla: Even the interpreter sounds funny
Daddy: what are u doing now?
Darla: Am just waking up
Daddy: thats means u not understanding the interpreter proper?
Darla: Yess
Daddy: am using a small phone and its slow to reply message
Darla: ok
I need coffee
Daddy: so i hope u no longer stranded there? and have u heard from the Boss yet?
Darla: No. Back in a bit
Daddy: ok go and have coffee, we chart later when u are less busy, i miss u so much though
AFTER COFFEE
Darla: Aww I miss you too Hunny
Daddy: please take good care of your self ok?
Darla: ok
Daddy: have u heard from the Boss yet? am worried about him seriously now.
Darla: I haven’t heard from him since before Christmas and am also worried
Daddy: ok, i hope he is ok because he hasnt replied any of my messages yet.
Darla: Maybe he is just busy at work?
Daddy: ok i guess so, so how is work going with u there?
Darla: Confusing and fraudstrating. How are you doing Hunny?
Daddy: sorry about that ok? for me am not doing good, u should know am still going through hardship in this town where i know no body by good few friends helping me to survive, am still hoping for the Boss promises.
Darla: You must have the nicest friends
Daddy: yes they are all nice as they believe in my story about my deal with Hitlanta and also they believe in my talent also
Darla: Everyone should believe in your talent cause you are more better than anyone
Daddy: Sure ?
Darla: Yess
Daddy: Thanks for that




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