A Fowl For Love - Wooed, Screwed, and Tattooed (NSFW)

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Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2016 11:05 am

This lad may not like what Daddy-o has to say. At All.

Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2016 1:33 pm

dementedman wrote:

^^ yes there is. The word is 'Fucked'.

Let's hope so, eh? This POS deserves as much misery as OP and Bware can inflict on him.

Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2016 5:56 pm

You might need a break somewhere in the middle on this one...

Anita: Gud morning my luv and how was ur nite and I need 2 ask u a question.
R u there?
Ralphie: Honey am here now
Good morning to u my angel
And what is the question ?
Anita: I am afraid 2 ask this of my husband, if that is still ur desire.
Ralphie: Ok what is it ?
Anita: I can't ask my luv, cuz u will hate me.
Ralphie: What's the question ?
Why would I hate u honey ?
Ask me and stop stressing it ok?
Anita: It's ok my luv.
Ralphie: So what the question ?
Ask me
U are my wife to be and has the right to ask question ok?
Anita: R u sure my luv and u promise u will not be upsettled with me?
Ralphie: No I will not be
Anita: U swear 2 me?
Ralphie: Stop this honey
Just ask
I don't swear on everything
I love u and that can't change
So u have to always say your mind
Anita: I think u shuld be the 1 2 ask Daddy. Can u do it? Cuz u r the man and the Bible wuld want u 2 ask man 2 man.
Ralphie: Honey is that the question ?
It's not a bad question ok?
Anita: Yes my luv.
Ralphie: Am not angry about it ok?
Anita: Thx my intent!
I don't need a purnishment?
Ralphie: Is a suggestion my love
Anita: U have a suggest purnishment my luv? Plz tell me ur wish and I will make sure it s dun 2 me.
Ralphie: Honey i don't have any punishment to u
Because u have done nothing yet
So let's talk about what u have told me ok?
But first let me ask u this question
Does dad knows u and I are planning marriage ?
Anita: No my luv, cuz I am not 2 be talking with u, remember?
Ralphie: So how do u think I can be able to tAlk to dad about it ?
Anita: What do u mean?
Email him, my luv, at [email protected]
Ralphie: U said daddy don't know about u and I
Anita: Then introduce urself, my luv.
He knows what happened with the Church, so don't bring that up, ok?
Ralphie: What am I going to introduce my self as ?
Anita: The man who WANTS 2 marry me?
Ralphie: Ok
Anita: So u will email him my luv?
Ralphie: Am still thinking about it
And wondering that am not in the right position to do that
Anita: Nevermind, I will just ask Daddy 2 send u the money but I no he will never respect u since u did not go 2 him as a man.
It's a chance we must take, rite my luv?
Ralphie: Because u are his daughter and are suppose to be the one to introduce your husband to your father
Yes
Anita: It does not work like that here, my luv. It is the man that is suppost 2 have the duty 2 show he is a man and luvs a gurl.
Ralphie: U are suppose to introduce me to him and tell him how much u love and willing to marry me
Anita: But, I guess u want 2 do it the Africa way, so we can try.
Ralphie: Yes honey
Let's do it the way it works here
Anita: Here, a man is suppost 2 state his intents 2 the father and get his blessing, but if u want 2 take the chance of disrespecting Daddy, we can do that.
That's how u want it my luv?
Ralphie: Honey am not taking any chance to disrespect him
U have to tell him that u have a husband u love so much
Anita: My luv u r confusing me saying opposite things.
My fillings r not the impotent 1s my luv.
Ralphie: And maybe tell him I will message him
Anita: Plz rite out 4 me what I shuld send 2 him.
Ralphie: I am not saying opposite things honey
Anita: U did say opposite things cuz u wrotered: am not taking any chance to disrespect him
But then rite after
u said:
U have to tell him that u have a husband u love
Me going 2 him 1st is against his teachings.
Ralphie: Yes honey
Tell him daddy I have a man I want to get married to
Tell him how much u love and wish to be together with me for life and ever
That cannot be against the church teaching
Tell him how long u and I have been dating and respecting the laws of the bible
Tell him u are sure am good for u and u are sure u will be happy with me as a wife for ever
Do u understand my love ?
Anita: My luv, plz rite it out 4 me cuz I do not want 2 make a mistake.
Ralphie: Right out the words I wrote and start with tell him
Anita: Huh?
Ralphie: Start from the one that says Tell him daddy I have a man I want to get married to
Anita: Plz, just put it all 2gether 4 me. Plz my luv.
Ralphie: Ok
U are going to tell him, Daddy, I have a man I want to get married to, a man I love so much and find peace with, the man has love and care for me also and he makes me happy always, then tell daddy how much u truly loved me and wish to be with me for ever, then tell him u are ready and willing to accept me as my wife, tell him how long u and I have been dating and love each other, and then he will surely ask u some questions , and then u can answer it as it is.
Anita: K. I will copy and paste that and email him rite away!
Ralphie: Do not copy and paste
Why would u copy and paste ?
I only told U what u are going to tell him
Anita: Cuz I asked u 2 write out exactly what 2 send and u said ok.
I put this: Plz, just put it all 2gether 4 me. Plz my luv.
Ralphie: Please stop stressing me, I have written it to u as it is
Anita: Understand my luv, cuz this is so, so impotent and I want it 2 be prefect.
Ralphie: That is how u and I have been
U are suppose to know what to say
Anita: I do not understand. R u upsettled with me my intent?
Ralphie: If u know u don't want to do it no problem ok?
Anita: How am I 2 know? I have never dun this b4.
I know I want u 2 write it exactly as u say cuz I do not no the Africa way.
Ralphie: But u know how to introduce your self to me the first time right
Anita: Yes, I said here is ur application.
Ralphie: Ok
So how come u cannot introduce your husband to your own dad
???
Are u trying to make sure u don't do what I have asked of u yesterday ?
I said I nee help here
Anita: Not at all my luv and it is why I am asking ur help.
Ralphie: Am tired of being like this
Anita: This is NOT our way and since it is the Africa way, u shuld help ur wife.
This is how I introduced me 2 u: I have received a note about you from Darla. Kindly fill this application and return it to me to be considered. We have a few openings open currently, and attempt to hire from around the world. Darla can discuss pay and benefits with you.
Ralphie: I need financial help from u and any how u going to get it, then do it
Anita: Then plz focus and write my luv. It is what u do remember? U r a writing artiste.
Ralphie: If u truly love me, am not suppose to be the one to tell u how u can talk with your own father
Anita: U r, cuz a gurl is not suppost 2 introduce a man 2 her daddy.
Ralphie: I have written it to u, read and say to u dad as I wrote to u
Anita: This is an Africa thing and ur suppost 2 help me. PLZ!
Then I will copy and paste cuz this is so cornfusing.
Plz my luv, I beg of u.
Ralphie: U want to spoil things again as u have done to my contract
When I talk to u, u don't take it
This is the problem u and I have been Having
Read what I wrote to u and say to daddy the way I have Say it
Anita: Yes, I will send this: Daddy, I have a man I want to get married to, a man I love so much and find peace with, the man has love and care for me also and he makes me happy always, and tell daddy how much I truly loved me and wish to be with me for ever, I are ready and willing to accept me as my wife, We have been dating and love each other since a long time and b4 I was forced 2 quit the church. His email is: ______ and he needs money. Lots of it. Plz help him 4 me. I luv u 4ever Daddy, Anita.
I will send that.
Ok my luv?
Why have u gone offline agin my luv?
Ralphie: Honey am here
Read it proper
There are mistake on it
Please do not kiddy me ok?
Anita: I only no how 2 read 1 way my luv.
I AM NOT KIDDY U!
Ralphie: Read it
Do as u have said now
Anita: Plz just tell me, do not tease me.
What have I said?
Ralphie: Go through it again and correct the mistake
Yes honey
It nice, but has some corrections to make
Anita: Oh I can just never do anyting rite and will never make u harpy so just go ahead and quit me now so I can never disappoint u.
Ralphie: Stop this nonsense and do what I have ask u to do
Anita: I am not gud enuff 4 u my luv, so just tell me and find a gurl 2 make u harpy. Like HER.
Ralphie: Read the message u wrote and see there are some little corrections to make
Anita: And I have red it and it looks like u wrotered and told me 2 do.
Plz just correct them.
I'm going 4 tissues.
Ralphie: Do not leave ok?
U told me not to be angry with u, and I said I won't
But why are u trying to make me angry with those words u are saying
?
I said the message u wrote is nice, but go through it and correct the mistake there, and why are u bringing the issue of me quitting u and go for another girl ?
Anita: Becuz I can never make u harpy. What mistakes? I do not see any?
Ralphie: Do not say u canner make me happy
U have been making me happy these days ok?
Go through the message honey and u will see the mistake your self
Do that now
Correct it and sent it to me
Anita: Oh. I see. What is ur email address 4 him 2 contact u?
Ralphie: Honey u do know my email
I wonder why u asking of that again
Anita: U want me 2 use this [email protected]
I ask cuz u have emaild me from [email protected]
Ralphie: Yes my love
And have u corrected the message ?
Use the [email protected]
Send the message to me if u have corrected it
I do not want any mistake also
Anita: Daddy, I have a man I want to get married to, a man I love so much and find peace with, the man has love and care for me also and he makes me happy always, and I truly loved me and wish to be with me for ever, I are ready and willing to accept me as my wife, We have been dating and love each other since a long time and b4 I was forced 2 quit the church. His email is: [email protected] and he needs money. Lots of it. Plz help him 4 me. I luv u 4ever Daddy, Anita.
K. I will send it 2 u now and Daddy at the same time.
Ralphie: Honey stop acting this way
I don't like it
Anita: Huh?
Ralphie: I told u to make a correction and yet u did moyn
U did not correct it
Anita: I have upsettled and displeased u?
What did I not correct?
R; How can u say your are ready and willing to accept your self ?
Read it and correct those lines please
Anita: I do not understand. Write what is 2 be corrected and the proper words 2 put in.
Ralphie: Daddy, I have a man I want to get married to, a man I love so much and find peace with, the man has love and care for me also and he makes me happy always, and I truly loved him and wish to be with me for ever, I am ready and willing to accept him as my husband, We have been dating and love each other since a long time and b4 I was forced 2 quit the church. His email is: [email protected] and he needs money. Lots of it. Plz help him 4 me. I luv u 4ever Daddy, Anita.
That's it ok?
Anita: K. Thx 4 that my luv. I am sending it now.
I have emailed it my luv!
Ralphie: Ok honey
And when do u think Daddy is going to respond?
Anita: Check ur email 4 it my lintent.
Ralphie: I have seen it already
Anita: I do not know. U mite ask him my luv.
Ralphie: Ok
When he messaged me I will the. Pick up from there ok ?
Anita: U will the what?
Ralphie: This is how it should be done and u have done very well
I mean I will pick up from there when he message me
Anita: Oh. k.
Ralphie: Honey I love u so much
And am happy you are responding to me now
Anita: And I luv u more! My luv, what did u get me for a Christmas gift?
Ralphie: This will make us be together sooner
Honey I have not getting anything yet for your Christmas gift
But my love is all I have for u yet
Anita: Oh.
Well that is gud.
I thout maybe u had a song or sumthing.
Ralphie: And I wish to get u all u desire when I have money
Anita: Or were going 2 surprise me with the carve.
Money does not make luv or happiness my intent. Spirit and heart. Intent. Those little things. Like when u use ur artiste skills 2 make me fill special.
Ralphie: Honey
I can only do the carve when there is money
It cost money here, I cannot make it my self
I must pay for it
If it's something I can do my self, I would have done it for long
But let settle my issue first ok?
Am serious in need of money here, am not doing better here, I need to be ok here before I can make your carve
But for u my love, I love u so much and that's all I have for u for this Christmas
And i would love to make a song also for u, but I will also need to pay for studio section , I hope daddy help me with the money I demand, so I can surprise u
Anita: K, my luv. U shuld be strong with him and ur demand.
Ralphie: Ok honey
I want to ask u a question
Anita: Then plz do my luv.
Ralphie: How will u feel if u have heard that I was killed by those guys that came to attack me ?
Anita: I wuld just die, my luv.
Ralphie: Are u sure honey ?
Anita: Oh, I no I wuld.
Cuz I couldn't even go 2 church 2 pray over u.
Oh life wuld be ever so terrible my intent.
Ralphie: This means u love me this much right ?
Anita: Ur my hole world my luv.
Ralphie: And u are my sweet angel
Anita: I can never be an angle my luv.
Ralphie: So this is the more reason u just learn to always help me and make me get what I want now and be free from those bad boys
Honey when I say u are my angel, I mean u are more sweet to me like an angel
Anita: Yes, I must make u get what u want and even all that u r deserving my luv.
Ralphie: Because if I get killed, that won't be what u desire right ?
Anita: Oh no, my luv. And if u get killed, I wouldn't even no and that wuld be the worstest.
Ralphie: U are right honey, this is the reason why u must always care and show concern on my complains
And make sure I get all I desire, because if I don't get my contract done and get paid, there is no way I can come over to u and get married to u
If I don't get paid, there is no way I can take prose care of u as a husband should do
Anita: I do my best 2 show concern on ur complaints and care that ur complaining all the time.
Ralphie: That makes u my lovely wife honey
Anita: Yes. Ur desires r the number 1 concerns at all times!
I cannot tell u enuff how important it is that I care that ur complaining all the time.
Ralphie: That's good to know my beautiful wife
Honey u are doing what I have always wanted these days
And it's increasing out love and plans to be husband and wife
Anita: U mean it was possible 2 increase them?
Ralphie: Yes honey
Your behavior can make a man leave u, if it's a bad behavior, the love he has for u will die off and he will decide one day to quit because the love has died off, due to your bad character
Anita: A man? U mean u? Cuz ur the only man 4 me.
Ralphie: But if your character has a woman is good and pleases the man, the man's love for you will keep on growing and increasing to the level that he can never let u go for ever
Honey am just making an instance ok?
Sorry about that, take it to be for me ok?
Anita: So. Rite now u culd let me go?
Ralphie: Why will I let u go now that your behavior is good to me ?
Anita: Cuz u said a man culd let a woman go. He cannot. The bible says so.
Ralphie: I just told u my love is increasing because you are now a good woman for me
And if u continue like this honey, noting on this world will separate us
Anita: As u say, so it is.
Ralphie: Yes my baby girl
Anita: Cuz I no sumtimes I do not make u harpy like earlier cuz I mad misteaks.
And now I must prepare 4 u 2 quit me 1 day, my luv.
Ralphie: Yes you did make mistake, but u did correct it
Honey do u want me to quit u one day ?
Anita: Let me ask u a question first my intent.
Ralphie: Ok
And then u will answer mine also after your question
So ask
Am waiting honey
Ask me fast before my battery goes off.
Anita: My luv, do u relly think I culd ever want u 2 quit me?
Ralphie: Hmm I don't know because u seems to agreed that you want to probate to let me quit
But that makes me wonder
Anita: What's a probate and that comment has hurted my fillings.
Ralphie: What comment honey ?
Anita: U wonder that I culd ever want 2 quit u. U know HE teaches marriage is 4 ever and ever and all of ur life.
Ralphie: Ok sorry if I said what made u feel bad ok ?
Anita: My luv I must go now.
Ralphie: Go home ?
Anita: Yes my intent.
Ralphie: Please do not go when u and I have not been in good mood ok ?
Anita: Oh. I tout u wuld be in a gud mood since I introduced u 2 Daddy. Am sorry that displeased u my luv. It seems I can never do the rite thing.
Ralphie: Honey I have told u to stop saying words that I did not mean Shocked

How can u say that am not happy with u introducing me to dad
????
I am happy about that
Anita: I'm sorry my luv. not no I said words u did not mean. Which words were they and I will be sorry for never saying them.
Oh. U said we have not been in a gud mood.
Ralphie: How can u say u cannot do anything to make me happy ?
Anita: Cuz I always case sum problem my luv or mess up when I shuld no sumthing, but I don't.
Ralphie: I said that because of the discussion we had about quitting ok ?
I just want us to settle that before u leave
Anita: Ur quitting me like u said yesterday? WHY MY LUV? IS IT 4 THAT GURLFRIEND OF THE GUY UR STAYING WITH?
I am so sorry my luv. I knew I was not gud enuff 4 u.
Ralphie: And I have said stop saying those words when we have settled it
Anita: Oh. I thout u said we needed 2 settle it b4 I leave. Sorry I didn't understand u wrote sumthing other than what u meaned. I will do better 2 understands.
Ok
So now that u have started doing what I want, why would I want to quit ?
So the issue of quitting is over now that u are doing good
Anita: I do not know my luv, cuz u asked me 1st.
Ralphie: So let's forget it ok
Alright
So do u want us to be together forever ?
Anita: The Bible says we will be my luv.
May I have permission 2 go catch the bus my luv?
Tell me u are happy before u go
Anita: U r happy b4 u go.
Ralphie: Tell me u are happy honey
Anita: I am happy my luv.
Ralphie: Ok my sweet love
U can go home now
Sweet dreams
Anita: Thx 4 the permission! I luv u and eat and slept well my luv!
Whew…

Not quite a Newb Joined: 20 Oct 2008 Posts: 27

Wouldn't it be great if Anita's father was powerful and protective maybe a mafioso, But expects a man to step up and find his own path and will only accept a husband who is truly as a son to him and anyone whom dared to hurt or "upsettle" his daughter would surely pay dearly.

Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2016 8:49 pm

Something tells me that Anita's father is not going to be amused by her mewling, manipulative BFF. Just a guess though...

Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2016 11:50 pm

Quote:

I cannot tell u enuff how important it is that I care that ur complaining all the time.

That seriously made me laugh out loud. Brilliant! Very Happy

Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2016 12:44 am

A couple days of Ralphie shit.

Quote:

Daddy: Hiya
Darla: Hiya
Where you bean Hunny?
Daddy: No subscription in my phone all these while
A guy just subscribe for me now
Darla: Oh
Daddy: Yea
Am planning to leave this area to a place better than here
So I won't have anyone of the people I took money for studio section to come and fight with me again
Darla: I thought you paid those bad boys?
Daddy: It's was the guy I borrowed money from I went to pay
The guy that sent the bad boys to me
And after then, the boys now came to apologize to me
But am still owing some other guys here also.
Darla: ok
Daddy: U know I also borrowed money for the studio section I use to produce the welcome song for Mr. Jizzler
Darla: Where will you go next Hunny?
Daddy: I know when he comes he promise to give me the bear bond, and from that money, I will pay all of my loan and borrowed since January till now
A friend is taking me to another area in this same town
Darla: ok
Daddy: I must be in this town till u guys come , because this is where u will land, is the biggest town in my country, and this is where entertainment is in my country
There are beautiful places here u will like
Lively and entertaining
Nice shorp right
Nice television stations for promo and clubs
Nice restaurant and nice hotels
With nice airport
Friendly and nice people to join us for the videos we going to shoot
Darla: Ooh how nice!
Daddy: Very nice
Darla: The nicest
Daddy: Yea
They also have nice locations to relax and have fun
Nice bar and cinema to watch movies
Nice drinks and all
But there are areas that are also not too nice, but lovely
So am going to look for most of the nicest places before u guys will get here
So u will enjoy your stay and be more happy
Will u love to go to interviews on TV stations ?
Darla: Whatcha mean Hunny?
Daddy: Meaning when u come u will go to television station for interviews and talk about the contracts
Darla: Oooh can you arrange that??
Daddy: I will do it when u come, I know some people who do that
Darla: ok
Daddy: I just saw this pics in my Facebook
See if it's nice
PIC SENT
Darla: That looks ever so nice
Daddy: Thanks
U haven't sent the pics u promised me yet
Darla: Oh yeah I forgot
Daddy: Ok then, send it now
Darla: I’ll try to have Carleeto snap some later
Back in a few minutes
Daddy: ok
AFTER COFFEE
Darla: Am back
Daddy: On welcome back
Darla: Hunny I just had a nice ideal. Want to hear it?
Daddy: Yes
Darla: I thought that you could make that nice Mr. Jizzler a Welcome to Africa Banner for his arrival.
Daddy: That would be nice
But that cost allot and u know I don't have money
Darla: It would be so ever nice
Daddy: Yes it will
And bill boards here cost allot to project
Darla: You are such a very good artist that I bet you could make one out of some old bed sheets or something
Daddy: How?
I can design it if I see a computer , but with his picture
I don't have any of Mr. Juzzle's picture
Darla: But you made that exztra special drawing of him remember?
Daddy: And after the design, then I will have to go and print it to a big size and then take to the billboard
Yes
Can u send me the pics again ?
Darla: Let me look
Daddy: Ok
Maybe u can send like three pics of my Boss to me ok?
So I can make use of them
I SENT HIM A PHOTO
Darla: This is my favorite
Daddy: Yea
This is the one I drew that time
Darla: Yess
Daddy: Send more to me
And this one not too clear
Darla: Am not sure how many more I have. Let me look ok?
Daddy: Ok
Send any more u have
So I can combine it
And make the most clearer bold, so it wi show up clearly
ANOTHER DAY
Daddy: Hiya
Darla: Hiya
Daddy: How are u doing today ?
Darla: Am good. How are you Hunny?
Daddy: Am fine
U didn't sent the other pics to me again
Darla: Are you sure that you are fine?
Daddy: Yes I am
Why did u say so ?
Darla: When you give me short answers you usually aren’t telling me the whole story plus you’ve had troubles lately
Daddy: Ok
But am ok now
Darla: ok
So whatcha doing?
OFF LINE HE GOES
Hunny?
Daddy: Am in the new area I told u I will be staying till u guys come
Darla: ok
Daddy: And am going out with the new guy am staying with to look for a studio where I will be working if I can see any
Darla: Oh how exciting
Daddy: Yes
I hope I find a studio
So why haven't u sent the other pics of Mr. Jizzler ?
Darla: I did find an old one and took a picture of it. He looks ever so handsome
Daddy: Because this one is not clear enough
So what can we do about it ?
Darla: I thought it was a nice photo
Have a look at this one
JIZZLER PHOTO SENT
Daddy: This one is nice
But still not too clear
Have u told the Boss about it ?
Darla: No cause I bet you want to surprise him
Daddy: Ok
I was thinking if he could give u some clearer pics
And beside, there is no way I ca. Be able to do it my self without the financial help of anyone
Or can u support financially ?
Darla: I think the two you have are perfect Hunny
Daddy: Yes
But this is a deferent issue
U said we should do it as a surprise right ?
Darla: As the bestest artiste I thought you would make a nice banner
Daddy: Yes
I can design with a computer, but how can I put it on the billboard ?
Darla: Back in a few minutes Hunny
Daddy: Ok
AND YET ANOTHER DAY
Daddy: Hiya
Darla: Hiya
Daddy: How are u doing today ?
Darla: Am good how are you Hunny?
Daddy: Am very fine
Darla: Am busy packing for my trip
I think I'll buy some new sandals and another bikini so I look nice
Daddy: Wow that's a good news
Am so happy to know u are moving so fast
Yes baby
And when is your trip ?
Darla: I leave tomorrow morning Hunny
Daddy: Oh that's sweet and nice
And when u get to Australia, how long will u be there before coming to Nigeria ?
Darla: I think I will be in Nigeria by the middle of January my sweats
Daddy: Oh this is a great news
Darla: Yess
Hunny am going shopping for some more beach clothes but will be back later ok?
Daddy: Meaning sooner am going to see u face to face
That's nice
Ok my angel
MORE LATER
Darla: Hiya
Am getting ever so excited aboot my trip to Australia
Daddy: Me too my love
Am more happy because u would come here from there
Darla: Yess
Daddy: So have u gotten your stuffs u went to buy ?
Darla: I fly tomorrow to Atlanta for the day and then take off from there. Am sooo glad that I can see Auntie Mary.
RALPHIE SENT A KISSING EMOTICON
Daddy: That's nice
Darla: I bought new clothes for the beach cause it is the nicest in Australia
Daddy: U are my special girl
Darla: Awww
Daddy: Yea
Make sure you make aunty marry happy more before u leave ok?
Darla: Oh I will. I can hardly wait to see her I must say
Carleeto took a funny picture of me in my new sun hat and bikini
Daddy: Wow
Send it to me now please
Darla: It shows my big Bottom so I had better not ok?
Daddy: Please
Send it to me I will love it any way ok?
Darla: Let me find my camera and download it ok?
Daddy: Ok do it am waiting
U know when ever u send me any of your pics I feel joy and happy
And it's makes me liking u the more
Darla: Am feeling too embarrassed after looking at it
It only show my bum bum
Daddy: Where is it ?
Darla: Your Wife would get mad if I sent it
Daddy: Common send it to me
U always stress issue of pics
I love to always see your pics
Don't u know it likeness and love I have for u?
Send it to me
Am waiting
Send it to me now
Darla: But your Wife would get angry at you for looking at my almost neckid picture and I know how you like to obey her
Daddy: What does it matter any more ?
And if so why would I show it to her
Come on send it to me now
Darla: you mean you hid stuff from her?
Daddy: Leave that and send me the pics
I don't discuss anything about u with her for long any more ok?
Is not about hiding things for her or not, I just live the way it's pleases me these days
Darla: That Greasy Canadian is aboot to arrive so I’ll send it later ok?
He wants to give me a going away double double whatever that means
Daddy: Sen it now because my phone will soon go off
And I might be gone to sleep
Or u don't want tot send it ?
Ok send it now and be cool with him
Darla: I tolds you it is embarrassing Hunny and I ned to go for a bit
Daddy: It's can't be embarrassing to me
U are always good to me
Always beautiful and sweet to me
So what embarrassing about that ?
Send it to me please

Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2016 11:36 am

So Anitas's Dad gets an email about this wonderful man from his darling daughter. He's not impressed:

Quote:

I don't even know your first name-but my daughter, bless her heart sure seems to be in love with you! Annita, when she gets like this, sure s determined, just like her late mother.

So who are you, cowboy, and what's the deal with my daughter. You better not be playing with her!

Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2016 7:15 pm

Capone wrote:

This lad may not like what Daddy-o has to say. At All.

He liked it. Way too much.

9:36am
Ralph: honey how are u doing today
11:56am
Anita: Gud morning and have u sleeped well and did u eating?
Ralph: Good morning my lovely wife
I slept well and u?
Anita: Gud, I guess and have u heard from Daddy?
Ralph: Yes honey
I saw his message about an hour ago
Anita: Oh. He just emailed u thne?
Ralph: Honey I don't really know when he sent it, but I saw the message not too long
And he told me about the message u sent and it's sound good
And I have introduced my self to him as your husband to be
And I also told him I will be needing financial assistant
So what next my love ??
Anita: With what my luv? This is the African way, remember? It will be as u say.
Ralph: Yes honey
I said I have introduced my self to him
Anita: Yes, I saw that my luv.
Ralph: So u will have to let him know that I said I have saw his message and I have replied
Anita: Wouldn't he see it when he checks his email?
Ralph: Ok so let's wait and see if he will reply
Remember daddy has once messaged me?
And I introduced my self to him but he didn't reply
So I hope he will reply on this
Anita: Oh? U did? And what did the 2 of u say?
Ralph: Honey he hasn't reply yet ?
Daddy asked is not playing with u, and I replied that I am serious with u as your husband to be
So this is why i said u will also have to write him when he reply
Anita: K.
Ralph: Do u understand that ?
Anita: Why wuld I also rite him when he reply?
Ralph: Don't worry about that yet
But I will let u know when he replied, if it's necessary for u to also message him when he reply ok?
Daddy needs to be sure about our relationship
And u the one to make him believe that u and I truly love each other
U can see the reason why I ask u to message him first, and it's working, that's how things work Confused

Anita: Ok. Relly, I am so super surprised abut his reaction.
Maybe he just acts different with mens.
Ralph: His reaction is good
Why are u surprise honey ?
Anita: Cuz it was not a manly thing 2 do 2 have me contact him and declare this instead of u.
Ralph: Honey this is not about tradition
It is the normal thing u did my love
U are the one to tell your dad about the Man U loved
And then your dad will ask u to bring him, then I will now introduce my self to him as we have done
Anita: Then what?
Ralph: The we wait for his reply honey
Anita: Oh. And that's all there is 2 it?
Ralph: Yes my love
We have to be real to daddy ok?
We have to make him know the truth that we are truly in love with each other ok?
Because he is going to be my father in-law in the future right ?
Anita: What do u mean be real?
Why wuld we ever lie?
Ralph: That's why I said real honey
And that's what we are doing now
Anita: Why wuld we not be real? How culd we be? Ur cornfusing me, my luv.
Was there a point where we were not doing it my intent?
Ralph: Honey we are both saying the same thing ok?
Stop asking too much question
Anita: Oh.
Ralph: My love are u busy ?
U reply lately why ?
Anita: It is Christmas Eve Eve and ever so busy.
Ralph: Yea it's true
Anita: What is my luv?
Ralph: Honey stop asking too much question ooo
U said something and I reply
Why asking again ?
Come on my love
We should learn to flow easy
Anita: Oh. Ok. It will be as u wish my intent. I will ask no more question.
Ralph: Asking question is not bad my love
But not too much ok?
So where will u be for the Xmas ?
Honey my phone will soon go off, but I will look for where to charge and come back online ok?
Anita: Home.
I will be gone my luv.

Damn it. Should have said at Kenny’s then logged off. Oh, well. He came back just as Anita was logging off, but she couldn’t ask permission to leave…

Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2016 10:26 pm

Sat 5:22pm
Ralphie: MERRY XMAS my sweet love
I miss u so much my lovely Angel
I hope u are doing great today
Tue 6:26pm
Ralphie: Honey I am here all alone with hearing from u
U suppose to be online to wish me complement of those wonderful season
But I can't see u online
This is not good
Well I hope u celebrating well at home
I wish u a merry Christmas and a successful new year
I miss u so much and I want u to know that I love u so very much
Wed 8:35am
Anita: Complement of those wonderful season and Merry Christmas my luv and I have missed u and have u eating?
K, my luv, I must go now. I am so worried cuz ur never online anymore. I luv and miss u so so much.
Wed 6:15pm
Ralphie: Honey am so sorry I wasn't online
Am here now ok?
I was having low battery
Thanks for the message
I missed u more my baby
Thu 8:08am
Ralphie: Honey are u there ?
How was your night my love
???
Anita: It was an ok nite, I guess, my luv and how was ur nite?
Ok, my luv, I luv u and eat well and stuff.
Ralphie: Honey am here
I was eating
But an through now ok?
Thu 10:41am
Ralphie: Where are u honey ?
I said am here waiting for u
9:30am
Anita: My luv I am rite here, k?
Ralphie: Why did you go home that way like that yesterday ?
Anita: What do u mean my luv? U never responded me.
Ralphie: But I was eating
And your message came not long before I respond a
Anita: But I did not know this my luv cuz u never responded me.
Ralphie: And u just sent the message and left so quick
Anita: No, my luv, I was on here for like an hour.
Ralphie: Honey check the time u sent the message and the time I responded
Anita: How do I do that?
Ralphie: Honey u have to agree that u did left so quick yesterday and let's stop too much argument
Beside u never dropped a good night message to make me be sure u have gone home
And u kept me so worried yesterday again
Anita: Then it is what u say it is, my luv.
It shows u left again, my luv.
Ralphie: No I did not honey
Am here
Anita: And how was ur Christmas, my intent?
My luv, why r u refusing 2 chart with me? What have I dun?
Ralphie: Nothing my love
I was entering a taxi
My Christmas was nice my love
And yours ?
Anita: Lonely. Where r u going in the taxi? Wow! U must be rich now, huh?
Ralphie: I am going out with a friend to see someone.
Honey I have been here since last week Tuesday, and my friend has a girl friend, and I am giving them stress because they need privacy
I told u I need a support from u
U are not making any good move anymore
Anita: Oh. Sorry, my luv. What move am I 2 make?
Ralphie: Honey u said daddy was going to do something
But u did not make any more move
Anita: U said 2 wait until he replied u. Did he reply u?
Ralphie: Honey he hasn't reply
And u did not ask all these while
So now that he has not reply, then u should message him back to remind him
Please do some thing
Am in a new area and need money to get my self ok here and also pay some of the loan am owing, so I can go back home and start working
Do u understand my love
????
Anita: K. But how can u need money if u can afford a taxi my intent? I can't afford a taxi 2 go 2 and from work, it's why I need 2 take the bus.
Ralphie: My friend pays for the taxi
And here is kinda cheap for taxi
And the taxi here am taking about is not cab, it is public taxi
Where deferent passenger enters together
Anita: Hmmm.
Tell me what 2 rite 2 Daddy.
Ralphie: Honey tell him to please help your husband to be
That I needed money so seriously
Anita: That is what u want me 2 copy and send 2 him, my luv??
Ralphie: Honey please don't start
I already told u what to say
U should use your sense and write him as it should be
Anita: So, rite this: Plz help my husband 2 be cuz he needs money so srsly?
Ralphie: Honey I don't like what you are doing to me ok?
Sometimes I just feel u are joking with me
And it's making me so so mad
If u know u don't want to help me, let me know I'm?
Ok?
Anita: WHAT? My luv? I am writing what u wrote.

This massage was sent to Daddy and, well, Daddy…

Quote:

Daddy,
He says he has not heard from u and Plz help my husband 2 be cuz he needs money so srsly?
Luv,
Anita

Ralphie: Why can u write that to me again
???
Anita: How can I be wrong 4 doing what u have said?
Ralphie: I asked you to help me and yet u keep asking me to write what to tell your own daddy
Anita: No, I said that is what I sent.
Ralphie: I just saw your email
And it's nice
So u know what to say, then why asking me to write it for u ?
Anita: Then why did u yell at me, my luv? I am sorry ok, but I do not no what I did.
K. I have 2 go 2 work my luv. I luv u and eat well and sleep better.
Ralphie: Do not go like that
How do u mean by your last word ?
U should show more concern on your husband ok?
I do not have more time with u and u don't care to know what's happening around me
Anita: How, my luv and I have 2 work They r telling me this.
Ralphie: Please spend some time with me ok?
Anita: Rite 2 me what is happening around u and all I shuld no, cuz I do not know, but they said I need 2 work or leave.
Ralphie: U are my wife and u should Always be attending to me
Anita: Ok then
Ralphie: If u must work, Ain't u coming back to chart with me ?
Anita: So, I shuld quit my job, my luv? Ur cornfusing me.
Ralphie: I never said so
Anita: U just said not 2 go do my job.
Ralphie: But u just made me believe u all be going home after work without coming back to write me
I never said u shouldn't go to work
Anita: I do not know, my luv. Sumtimes things take long. Sumtimes, u do not respond.
Ralphie: And by the way have u sent daddy message u sent to my email ?
Anita: I'm getting in troubles now.
Plz, may I work?
Or we cannot chart, my luv.
Ralphie: Ok honey go to work and make sure u come to let me know before u leave ok?
I love u so so so much my beautiful wife
Now go to work ok ?
U know I will never want u to lose your job
Anita: K. Luv u more.
Ralphie: I love u far more my wife
2:08pm
Ralphie: Honey are gone ?
I miss u here my sweet angel
4:20pm
Anita: My luv I am back, but must leave 4 my bus soon.
Ralphie: Ok honey
Anita: R u there, my luv?
Ralphie: Welcome
An here honeyb
Anita: Hello? My luv, u asked me 2 cum back. Plz respond.
Oh, my luv, why do u not respond?
Ralphie: Am responding
What ?
Anita: Oh, welcome my luv, but I do not understand. I am here and ur there.
Ralphie: Ok
Honey I always miss your chart
Am always lonely here
Anita: What do u mean what my luv? What r u asking?
Ralphie: I mean without u am lonely
Don't u feel the same too
???
Anita: My luv, I am always lonely. I have no one here, not even friends, or Daddy, or the Church, but especially not u.
Ralphie: My love we need to be together ok ?
So we can no longer be lonely
That's why we have to work together
U must do all u can to help me come to u
Anita: I emailed Daddy and has he replied?
Ralphie: No honey
He hasn't
Anita: It is prolly his work time my luv.
Ralphie: Ok
But I hope he respond quickly honey
Anita: K, I beg ur permission 2 go get the bus now, my intent.
Ralphie: Because we need to work things out
Ok honey
Will u be coming to work tomorrow ?
Anita: 2morrow is Saturday, my luv.
Ralphie: O that's true honey
Now before u go my love
Let me wish u a new year of greatness
Let me welcome u to 2017 year of success
And beautiful things of God
Anita: Oh wow, it will be a New Year and I want 2 wish all of the same 2 u! May the end of this year carry in2 the next!

Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2017 12:10 pm

Ralphie writes a nice e-mail to Daddy:

Quote:

Dear Sir
Thanks for getting back to me sir, my name is rRalphie I have known Anita for long and a year plus now, she is my love and Am so much in love with her, I really do appreciate her for being a nice girl and a well trained girl, I care so much about her and wish the both of us to be together as husband and wife,
Sir I have always wanted to be introduced to u so I can known am welcome to have your daughter as my wife for life, I am a Christian and I cannot play with the word of my Anita, she is all I have and my true love, am working hard to get progressed in life so I can take proper care of her in the future,
For now sir I really need financial assistant to settled some issue about my career and get life stand and come to the untitled state to be with Anita and make her my wife with your blessing sir,
Thanks and God bless u sir, and hope to hear back from u, from the intend to Anita

Daddy to Anita, cced to our lad:

Quote:

Your boyfirend sent me an email but I've been in the oil fields, doing the work of the Lord. You know I preach during this season, keeping the boys from sin and such. Husband? And you didn't invite me to the wedding, even though I'm your father? Baby, you need to slow this down. I don't want to read an email that I'm going to be a grandpappy before you and this guy are man and wife!

Which reminds me, baby, who is this guy and how did you meet him? You say he needs money, but it's a man's job to provide for his family. The Lord will provide but He also helps those who help themselves. I'll email your guy but I ain't too impressed if he can't support my daughter. I want to make sure his intentions are good before we talk money.

Your loving Daddy

Daddy to the lad:

Quote:

Thanks for the email but I have questions because my daughter, well, her sainted mother would kill me if I didn't make sure she was taken care of. She's my pride and joy, cowboy, so be careful what you're saying. You hurt her, well, the world isn't big enough for you to hide. I'll find you and with the Lord's help, I'll show you the error of your ways. You won't like what happens next if you hurt Anita.

So you need financial assistance. Where I come from, cowboy, a man provides for and supports his family, not the other way around. What "issues" need resolving and how much is it going to take?

Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2017 3:04 pm

Just now...

Anita: Gud morning and happy new year 2 u my luv and have u eating and what is ur condition now and have u herd from Daddy and what is ur situation and stuff now?
Ralphie: Happy new year my sweet wife
Yes I have eating
And I have received a message from daddy
What about u my love
?
Did u receive a message from daddy also ?
Anita: And what is ur condition? U said I shuld ask of that, my luv.
And yes, and he does not sound happy.
Ralphie: Honey my condition is still not good here
Daddy wasn't sounding not too good Shocked

He is only trying to know if am for real or not
I ha e replied him, and I have explained my self more proper
Daddy said he doesn't want me to hurt u, and I have promised him that I won't
And he also asked how much do I need
I told him $35,000
So I can pay my loans and get some equipments and open a studio here so I can start working
From there am sure to work for a be able to do all I can
Also to make your carve when I start working here
So my love am sure there is no problem with the message daddy sent to u and to me
Anita: U r opening a studio there? Ur not coming here?
Ralphie: I will come honey
Anita: And ur not making the carve until after u open a studio?
Oh.
And u told Daddy u need that much money 2 build the studio there?
Ralphie: I thought I could spend a little while and work my self for the carve
Or do u want me to pay my loans from the money and use from to process my papers ?
Yes my love
Am not building a studio honey
Am opening a small studio so I can be working before I come
And u told me not to use any money coming from u to make your carve
Anita: And u explained all this 2 Daddy? That instead of coming over here 2 work, ur going 2 stay there and work with his $35,000?
Ralphie: But if u want me to make your carve from it, then I can do it as the first thing when it's comes honey
Anita: And I said that about the carve? When and why? I want 2 go 2 church so bad.
Ralphie: No honey
Anita: No honey what?
Ralphie: I told home am working on a contract with your company , and that I need to open a studio so I can be working to assist my self to complete my contract before I come
Ok my love
That means the carve will be the first thing I will have to do when daddy send the money ok?
Because I will also need to go back home and pay my rent
Because the guy who will do the carve stays in my home town
Anita: How can u complete a contract b4 u come? What is in the contract that has deadlines? Can u email it 2 me?

It is important to note that after 13 months of being baited, no contract has been sent to or requested by Ralph…

AnitAnita: Why not just cum to Atlanta as soon as u have the money?
Ralphie: Honey my contract with Hitlanta
Yes, I know.
U can see that some of the things am always ask to do demands money
So I need to be working here so I can be able to do anything am ask to do
Ok my love
Anita: Why not do them here?
Where in ur contract does it say u must do them THERE?
Ralphie: Ok then
Anita: Plz email it 2 me.
Ralphie: Let's me it that way my love
When daddy send the money, then I will have to start processing my papers to come to u
Because I will need to buy a camera for my video job.
Anita: What is "Let's me it that way my love"
What video job?
Ralphie: U know am into video shooting and editing right ?
I will have to be working when I come over
Anita: 4 Hitlanta?
U need 2 send me ur contract so I can read it and know what ur talking about. UR just cornfusing me, my luv.
Ralphie: Honey what contract apart from the one I have with Hitlanta
U are the one confusing me
U know I have been working so hard to get signed to Hitlanta, that's the contract am talks about
If I have been signed And paid, I won't have been going through this suffering am going trough here
So please enough of the many talk ok?
Anita: The signed contract Darla shuld have sent u.
That's her depo, my luv. U shuld have it.
Ralphie: What signed contract ?
Anita: And it shuld have been signed by u, her, and The Boss.
Ralphie: U are the one handling my contract
Anita: No, I handle the talent, my luv.
R: What about the movie script I wrote ?
What are u saying ?
Anita: I'm the Admin Ass, remember? I take care of the Administrative part, but not the contract stuff with all the signings and the impotent stuff 4 u.
The movie script Darla had u rite?
Ralphie: Honey let's forget all of that now
I am ready to be more patient with my contract with the Hitlanta ok? Confused

Am taking about my situation now
My debt
The loans
And how I can be assisting my self and also working to assist u for the main time before the Boss will finally complete my contract
And my situation is not good here ok?
Anita: U shuld HAVE ur contract. In hand.
Ralphie: How ?
Anita: That's why I keep asking u 2 email it 2 me.
From DARLA.
Ralphie: I don't have any contract yet honey
Oh really ?
Now since I haven't getting any of it yet
Anita: Oh relly what?
UR CORNFUSING ME.
Ralphie: U said I should have had my contract in my hand, so I ask really
?
Anita: AND SAYING U DON'T EVEN WANT 2 COME HERE, BUT SET UP A STUDIO THERE INSTEAD OF USING THE ONES HERE IN ATLANTA.
Ralphie: Now I don't have it yet
Anita: I said yes on the contract. I have been saying that 4 an hour, my luv.
Ralphie: So can u stop taking more of that and stop changing topics like u have ever done ?
Honey am not setting a big studio, a mini studio so I can help my self to do anything I will need to and also pay my loan
Now can u tell me what u want me to do?
Anita: 1. Won't Daddy's money pay 4 ur loan?
2. Why will u need 2 set up a studio and work if ur loan is paid?
3. If everything is paid, why will u not cum 2 Atlanta immediately?
4. Why has Darla not emailed u ur contract?
Ralphie: Then I will have to do that and come immediately I settle everything
And Darla hasn't emailed any contract to me yet
Maybe the Boss has his reason for that ok?
Anita: Plz number ur respnses so there is no confusion, my luv.
Ralphie: I think it will be better I don't question the Boss's other about that, am going to be patient ok?
Anita: My luv, the Boss is in Heaven, I'm sure.
1. Won't Daddy's money pay 4 ur loan?
2. Why will u need 2 set up a studio and work if ur loan is paid?
Ralphie: Stop saying that about the Boss ok?
He is not dead
Anita: 3. If everything is paid, why will u not cum 2 Atlanta immediately?
4. Have u asked Darla why she has not emiled ur contract?
5. Then where is the Boss and why has he not made himself known 2 the company or anybody?
Ralphie: 2 and 3, I have said I will start preparing to come to Atlanta when I paid all my loan and make your carve ok?
Anita: Plz, 1 thing at a time and in order, my luv.
Ralphie: 4, no one has ever told me Darla has my contract, and I am not going to question that, because I know they are working seriously to make everything work out well for me
5, how would I know where the Boss is and what ever that is going on there if u or Darla don't say it to me?
Anita: My luv, plz start with number 1. And u relly never answered anything did u?
Ralphie: So can u please stop asking too much questions?
Anita: Just nevermind. May I have permission 2 work now my luv?
Ralphie: U don't have to go now
Because u are trying to make me confused
Anita: Yes, I must work.
Ralphie: I have told u, since u have brought the ideal for me to start processing my paper to come to Atlanta immediately I paid all my loan, then it's better that way
So I can be with u sooner
Are u there ?
I have answered all your questions
Why did u say I did not answer any of your question
Anita: If u say u have, then u have my luv. May I beg ur permission 2 work now?
Ralphie: And after working
Are u not coming back to check on me ?
Anita: Why wuld I not?
Ralphie: Honey before u go, do we have one agreement ?
Anita: Yes
Ralphie: And u know u still haven't told me what your responded to Daddy
Anita: May I go now?
Ralphie: Ok my love
Anita: Responded 2 what and when?
Ralphie: But did u reply Daddy when u saw his email ?
That's what am asking about
Anita: I was just sending it and u were copied on it my luv.

And this was sent to the Daddys, as there was only one question in Capone’s email:

Quote:

He is a client at work Daddy and I'm sorry he cannot support me.

Ralphie: Ok let me check
Hold on my love
Anita: What?
May I work now, my luv?
Ralphie: Did u tell him that I cannot support u?
Why did u say that to him ?
How do u want him to see me? As a lazy husband ?
Did u not explain all that it is, and tell him I needed the money for my loan and u believe I can take proper care of u?
Anita: I just answered his 1 question my luv. Why r u asking what I did when u have read the email?
Plz, may I work b4 I am fired?
Ralphie: Now go to work and make sure u come back, then you will have to re write him ok?
U can go to work
Make sure u come back
Chat Conversation End

Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2017 3:49 pm

Quote:

So can u please stop asking too much questions?

Story of his life, dealing with his wife.

Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2017 12:26 am

Lad with a large shiny forehead wrote:

come to the untitled state to be with Anita

Tsk. Terrible when a country can't decide on its own name.

Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2017 12:49 pm

Quote:

So my love am sure there is no problem with the message daddy sent to u and to me

Wrong.

From Ralphie:

Quote:

Dear sir, Happy new year to you, thanks for the respond and your concern about my love Anita your daughter, I understand that it's going to take some little while to trust when it's comes to things like things, I am never going to hurt my love, because she is truly my love, if we both became husband and wife, then we will be one together, so there is no way I can hurt my own self, Anita is part of me and she is all I want,
It's is definitely true that the man should provide for his wife, and protect her always, and that is what am working hard for, Anita knows am a hard working man and also caring, am working on my contract in the music company of her's and hope to get signed sooner and so I can come over and be with my wife, and we will both be successful in life, and when I get paid, I will be able to provide for my wife and our future kids,
Sir before my contract will properly be signed, I needed some money to start my own music studio here and equipment, so I can be working here to help my self in pursuing my career and contract, and also to be able to assist my wife to be anytime she needed assist, am ready to make Anita happy has she will always deserve,
And sir, due to processing my contract, I took some loans and borrowed some money to do my projects, and they are all asking if their money seriously now which Anita knows about, also I have some bills to settle here and all of these are the reasons am seriously in need of money for, I couldn't have ask, but u are my only hope now, am sure u will not regret it having me as your son in-law, Anita is a good and intelligent girl, she made her choice over me because she has study me proper to know if am good for her, I have always wanted to marry for a Christian home and this I have find in your home sir,
Sir am looking into $35,000 U.S. Dorlars, so I can pay some bills from it and also get some equipment for my studio business, like Camera, Lightning, rent for a office, dolly for video shooting and also equipment for Audio production, hope to hear back from u,
I hope u understand sir, thanks for your concern, and God bless u sir your intend son in-law

Daddy will reply later and I'll update the thread. He won't be happy.

Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2017 2:39 pm

Anita came back after doing some work…

Mon 2:50pm
Anita: K and I am here my luv and how r u and what did Daddy say?
Ralphie: Welcome my love
Anita: Thx
Ralphie: Honey I thought I already told u what daddy said
Anita: I tout u said u wrote him back.
Ralphie: He was only asking me if am serious with u and warned me not to hurt u
Yes I did replied him when I saw his message
Anita: And u responded?
Ralphie: Yes my love
Anita: But u don't think he'll reply u?
Ralphie: I made him understand I am seriously in love with u and am not going to hurt u but make u happy for life
He hasn't reply yet my love
I think u should also make him understand more better as he has replied
But u went and told him I can't take care of u ?
Why did u say that to him my love ?
U should always learn to back me up every time
Anita: He is that 1 that said it my luv.
Ralphie: U shouldn't have said such word to him my love
Anita: What did I say? I told him u needed money my luv.
Just as u asked.
Ralphie: Because that word is not true, u know I have been working hard to make my contract be signed
And I am the one doing it my self
How can u make him believe I can't take care of u?
Anita: I think u just need 2 use an ink pen, my luv.
Ralphie: Do u want Daddy to refuse our marriage ?
Anita: And have it witnessed.
Ralphie: Don't u know that word can make him refuse me marrying u?
Anita: My luv, ur the 1 that had me ask him 4 money.
He just wrote this: it's a man's job to provide for his family.
Then he wrote this: I'll email your guy but I ain't too impressed if he can't support my daughter.
I can't help it if u don't impress him my luv cuz u asked 4 money and then said u don't want 2 come here, but want 2 open a studio there.
Ralphie: Then u should have told him I am man enough to provide for my family, but I need help for what am working on
Anita: I shuld tell him u need help 2 provide 4 our family?
Ralphie: Honey I have told u I will not open the studio here again, but pay my loan, Make your carve , settle all the bills I have here and come over to u
Anita: K. Hold on. Let me email him, my luv.
Ralphie: Why will u say that honey
???
Hold on
Anita: Say what? U told me 2, my luv. Let me go write it like that 2 daddy.
Ralphie: Some times u keep saying some words that causes confession
Hold on
Let talk proper as one before u write any other thing ok?
Anita: K and I have emailed him and u.
What do u mean proper?
Ralphie: What is the matter with u?
What do u mean my luv?
Ralphie: I said lets talk proper before sending any message
Anita: My luv, I was in my email. I told u that. I didn't see it until after and then I tout u meant 4 the next time.
Ralphie: Am sure u don't want Daddy to help me right ?
Because u just wrote to him that I sent u to write him
I wan u to know something
This kind of confusion u are causing are the reason why am still here and not yet with u
Anita: I don't understand my luv. I did as u asked.
What confusion? What is confusing? What is not clear? I don't understand.
Ralphie: If u had been doing things proper, I won't have lost any money, and by now I would have been with u and u and I will be married proper by now
There won't have been any issue of carving and u been band from the church
Anita: My luv, u have said all of this and I have said sorry and wuld u like me 2 have a purnishment?
Ralphie: Then why are still saying words that will make me lose the help I want form Daddy ?
Why can't u follow simple instructions
???
Anita: What did I say my luv and what instruction did I not follow?
Ralphie: I just told u do not send any message yet and u did
Why telling daddy that I asked u to say what u just said
?
Are u there ?
Anita: My luv, u told me AFTER I sent it.
What does this mean: Why telling daddy that I asked u to say what u just said????
Ralphie: Now u should always talk proper with me before taking any decision ok?
Anita: As u say, my luv.
Were u going 2 respond?
Ralphie: Respond to what honey ?
Anita: What does this mean: Why telling daddy that I asked u to say what u just said????
It is ok m luv, I don't mind repeating myself when u don't read me. Rolling Eyes

Ralphie: It's shows in your message u sent to him
This is your message
Daddy,
I have been asked 2 send this 2 u and I want u 2 understand he is a man and he needs help 2 provide 4 our family. OK? I hope that is clear and I luv u and Happy New Year Daddy!
Anita
So stop asking me too much question and let's move ahead
Are u there ?
Anita: Yes. K. I guess I can't learn then so just move on.
Ralphie: U will have to learn every thing to make us always happy ok?
Since u have learn to Obey me, that has made u a perfect woman , and u are far better than u were before
So u will learn more ok?
Now what is the way forward?
Why are u going off ?
Anita: I try 2 learn but when I ask questions it is always 2 many so what shuld my purnishment be?
Ralphie: Now it's ok
And let's move ahead
Anita: Yeah
Ralphie: U saw my message when I said let's move ahead
That is what u should be taking about now and not previous
So that we don't waste all the year arguing again Laughing

Do u understand ?
Anita: yeah
As u say, so it is.
Ralphie: So how do u think Daddy is going to send the money to me ?
Anita: I don't know these money things my luv. I know he writes a lot of checks.
Or pays cash cuz he doesn't believe in using credit.
Ralphie: But he can transfer to my account right ?
Because I have A Domiciliary account now
Anita: I don't know these things my luv.
Ralphie: What do u mean by u don't know this ?
I have always asked me to do my Domiciliary when u said the Depo wants to transfer the money to me
Honey my phone will soon go off
Talk to me quick
Anita: My luv, how wuld I know how Daddy pays and buys and banks?
I NEVER handle money except the small cash I get every week.
Ralphie: Domiciliary account is international banking account
And it's allowed every where in the world
So if that is ready to pay the money, then I should send your my Domiciliary account to u ok?
Anita: Why wuld I want or need it?
Ralphie: So u are the one to tell him that I have a Domiciliary account ok?
Anita: Ur cornfusing me and making my brains hurt my luv. Money is not my depo.
Ralphie: U are the one to send it to him my love
Anita: My luv, this is man talk and I do not want Daddy mad at me again like he was b4.
Ralphie: Then let's wait and get his reply before we know what to say next ok?
Am only telling u now that I have my account ready now, so there won't be any stress ok?
Anita: I'm not stressing my luv. I always wait until sum1 sends sumthing b4 I reply.
Ralphie: I said I have my account now, so that there will be no more stress like I have always had before
Anita: K. Whatever that means my luv.
Ralphie: Now let's wait for Daddy's reply
And make sure u do your best so he can help me ok?
Anita: Yes. That is what u said my luv.
Ralphie: Honey am seriously in need of money now
Please do your best ok?
Anita: My luv, Daddy has all my money but I can send u $10.
Ralphie: And I will also need to make my international passport also
U mean you can send me $10 ?
Anita: If u give me an address I can put it in the mail my luv.
It's my lunch money.
Ralphie: How can u send $10 through mail ?
And that is too small my love
Am no more using any address for anything
U should be asking for my Domiciliary account ok?
Anita: How wuld I send 2 that my luv?
Ralphie: Send what ?
Anita: Send $10 to a domiciliary account?
I don't have a bank account my luv.
Ralphie: Honey I can't do anything with 10$ ok?
Anita: Ok.
Luv, my work is done. May I go, plz?
Ralphie: If it's up to 50 or 100 it's better
So let's focused Daddy to help ok?
Because I will need to pay my loans and do all I need to do to come over to u
Anita: May I catch the bus, my luv? So I am home before midnight?
Ralphie: Ok honey
U can go now
Take good care of your self my love
Tomorrow we chart
I love u so much my baby
Hope to be with u soon
Anita: I luv u more and gud nite and eating gud 2!
Ralphie: U too my baby, eat well and sweet dream
Love u so very much
Today 8:24am
Anita: And gud morning my luv and how was ur sleep and have u eating and what is ur condition?
R u not here my luv?
But u knew I wuld be here my luv.

Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2017 4:38 pm

Funny how Ralphie comes off as even more of a slimeball when he is trying his hardest to convince Daddy of his honorable intentions. Laughing

Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2017 11:23 am

Daddy isn't happy.

Quote:

Mr. Ralphie

YOU WANT HOW MUCH????? I'll tell you what, cowboy, you have some brass balls asking for that kind of cash! I was thinking you'd want a couple hundred, maybe a plane ticket since you are courting my Anita, but $35,000? Lord forgive me, I am a straight shooter, but this beats all!

Look, how the hell are you in a position to support my daughter when you're in debt? And what in hell do you need money to set up a studio in Africa when my Anita is here? Cowboy, it doesn't sound to me like your intentions are real good when you are a couple thousand miles away, hitting my Anita up for money to stay there! A real man would be looking to find a way to build his business here and join his girlfriend, not running up expenses in Africa that he can't pay. Sounds like bullshit to me.

Look, my girl loves you, wants to marry you and make me a grandpappy. I don't want my grandbabies raised in no third world country while you do that rapping thing or whatever. Do you have a contract or such so that whatever you are making might make you some money? Because my girl asked it, I'll listen to that stuff but that doesn't make you any cash.

And what sort of debt or loans do you have? Got any receipts are papers showing what you owe?

ETA: After claiming to Bware that he hadn't heard from her father (he's lying), I get this:

Quote:

Dear sir
I have discussed that about the studio with Anita, i was not going to stay here in Nigeria for that long before coming, I was going to open a mini studio so that when am coming to the United state to meet with my love I will be able to come with the studio equipment I will buy, sir I am ready to come if I get support from u also, and I also wanted to start the business so I can be able to assist my self and my wife Anita in anything do so I don't keep asking financial help from u all the time, am sure I can take good care of her, and I and Anita has made a change of plan, for me to start processing my papers to come over to meet my wife to be instead of opening a studio, and also I will have to pay me debt,
Sir for the loan am owing, I borrowed some money to do my project audition to the company of Anita, which I sent to the company through Anita, and they saw my audition and liked it and planing to sign me in the company, am sure when I get signed I will be heavily paid and then I can get money to do my marriage with my wife to be Anita, I want to marry her, because I really love her and am not joking with my word because God is my witness,
Sir for the issue of me handling my self as an artiste, I am sure I can be able to control my self as a Christian and someone who loved music and movie productions and entertainment, sir I have been controlling my self here in my country even when I got my first album released here, I am ready to get married to Anita even as I get signed into the company of her's,
You have to take me as your son sir, am not going to disappoint u, Anita is all I have now in my heart, and we have spent too much long time trying to be together, please help me and make my dream of coming and having my love be with me to come to pass, I missed her so much and if this is how I can be able to come then help me,
Sir for the receipt of the loan I took, I have sent them to Anita long ago, and the audition I did also was sent to Anita also, thanks for your concern sir

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Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2017 7:47 pm

Ooops. Maybe he did slip it in there...

Ralphie: honey i had no power suply, but i just put my sim to the small phone, am fine and my night was ok and i have eating, what about you my love?
honey are u there?
Anita: Yes my luv I am here.
R u?
My luv? U did not stay 4 me?
Ralphie: am here honey, i have been waiting for so long and u refuse to reply
Anita: I just logged back in my luv cuz u were not here earlier and u told me 2 always be shure and log out of my face.
Ralphie: ok honey, so how are you doing today?
Anita: Busy with work. Lots or reports 2 do.
How r u?
Ralphie: Honey am fine but still worried
My luv, did u log off again?
Anita: K. My luv. Sorry about that ok?
Ralphie: I changed it to my big phone, but has low battery
Honey has daddy replied u yet ?
Anita: Let me check my luv.
Ralphie: Ok honey
Anita: No.
Ralphie: You mean he hasn't replied u?
Anita: Yes
BRB. I have 2 go potty
Ralphie: Ok my love
Anita: I am back my intent.
Ralphie: Ok honey
Anita: Yeah
Ralphie: Welcome my love
Anita: K
Same
Oh. I 4got 2 logout when I went 2 potty. Sorry about that, ok? What is my purnishment 4 disobeying my luv?
And has Daddy wroted 2 u?
Ralphie: Honey always long out ok?
And no daddy hasn't reply me yet
Anita: Shuld I maybe get spanked my luv 4 the error?
Or chocked?
Maybe find a person who will use a whip?
As my husband, plz decide my luv.
K. I guess u have logged off so I am going back 2 work my luv.
Ralphie: Honey sorry I was talking with some one here
My love why will u get punished ?
I have told u, we don't punish our wife here in my country and in my church
Anita: Oh. Go talk with them then my luv.
I am not in ur country my luv.
Ralphie: Do not confused me ok?
U said I logged off and that's why I said sorry I was taking with some one here
Anita: Sorry 4 cornfusing u 2. I will make sure I am purnished.
Ralphie: Stop taking about punishment
What's wrong with u?
How many times will I tell u i can't punish my wife but to how her love ?
Anita: I will take care of it and ask Daddy then, my luv. He will know.
I will add this misteak in 2.
Ralphie: Daddy will know what ?
My purnishment. Don't think on it.
Keep ur brains 2gether so it doesn't cornfuse u. Daddy can deal with it my luv.
Ralphie: Honey what are u saying ?
Anita: Nuthing
Ralphie: Daddy can deal with what ?
Anita: Nuthing
Ralphie: Do not say nothing
Daddy will deal with what ?
Talk to me honey
Anita: U do not want 2 hear it. U said so.
Ralphie: Then let me hear it
Why are u offline ?
Anita: I had sum1 come in my office my luv.
R u there?
Ralphie: Am here now
U are offline again
Anita: No. I am not.
U were the 1 offline.
Ralphie: Ok am here now
But my battery will soon go off
Anita: Oh.
U weren't here when it was on.
And u didn't charge it?
Ralphie: I just plugged it now honey
Anita: k
So what is the update my luv and have u emailed the contract 2 me 4 revue cuz I haven't seen it.
Ralphie: I told u I don't have the contract yet
The Boss will handle that when is time
Anita: If us say it is that way, then it is, but that will be the 1st I have seen it happen.
Ralphie: How do u mean ?
Please explain
Anita: I have never seen 1 come from the Boss, but Darla only. And the Boss has passed my luv. Nobody has seen or heard from him.
Ralphie: The Boss is not dead ok?
If my contract is with Darla, then I will ask her when we chart
Now let's forget about that for now
And how can my contract be signed when I haven't present my passport yet ?
What about my movie script ?
Anita: Not my depo my luv.
Ralphie: Then u should have make enquiries about it
Anita: U want ME 2 ask Darla about it?
Ralphie: Have u seen Darla ?
Anita: Not in my months, my luv. And u know I was in the hospital.
Ralphie: Honey I want us to forget this issue for now
And talk about how we can both be together
Let wait for the Boss to arrive first ok?
Anita: Arrive?
U went offline my luv.
Ralphie: Am here
Honey u seems not to understand me
Anita: yea
Ralphie: I said we should talk about my situation now and how we can both be together, while we wait for the boss to do something about it
Anita: K. Go ahead.
Ralphie: First we must try and get the money I have asked from Daddy
Anita: Yes. U have said that.
Ralphie: So I have also said we should focused on that and leave the contract issue for now
Anita: Yea u kept bringing it back
Ralphie: Honey I think my phone will go off now
So let's discuss more tomorrow
Anita: Discuss the money from Daddy 2morrow?
Ralphie: About us honey
Anita: What about us?
Ralphie: Honey my phone is going off
Tomorrow we chart ok?
Good night and sweet dream my love
An just not too happy here
But let's talk tomorrow
I want u to always remember that I love u so much
Anita: But ur leaving me like this and u sound angry. I luv u so much more.
Ralphie: Honey am back
Anita: And now I am going home and I see u have come back online fine but just didn't want 2 chart.
So sleep and eat well my luv. It's ok that u don't want 2 reply me even tho it shows u online.
Ralphie: I just plugged the phone I thought it's not good for me going without making u happy
Anita: Sorry I did so many things wrong and u did not want 2 purnish me so that u felt better.
Ralphie: I just came back online
Honey look I am not happy here
This is new year and I won't suffer more than this again
If u know u wont be able to make Daddy help me with the money, let me know
Are u there ?
U go off and on anytime
Today 8:08am
Ralphie: honey am here waiting for you, we need to talk this matter proper
Anita: Gud morning I am here my luv and I said my gud byes last nite but u were not online. Sorry about that ok.
And I just read what u wroted and I told u long ago and many times I can never make Daddy do anything.
R u there my luv? It shows ur online.
Ralphie: am here honey, but u will have to keep written him to help me for what i asked for
I am waiting his reply.
honey i think u need to keep written him daily and make him beieliev its hurgent
Anita: And what shuld I write him altho I told u I cannot make him do anything. I have never been able.
Ralphie: honey let Daddy know that you and i are planing life together and that i need his support to do what i have asked for, also make him believe i will be coming soon
Anita: Have u heard from Daddy?
Ralphie: no honey he has not replied me
Anita: And have u tried 2 write him again?
Ralphie: I have my luv.

As you can see above, Daddy had written Daddy. But Daddy had not replied back. Or something like that. Following? See how I entertain myself during his boring charts and offline time?
Meanwhile, Anita sent this to her two dads:

Anita wrote:

Daddy,
My luv has said he has not heard from u yet and I wonder if u mite be a bit busy with work. I know u will reply 2 me ur sweet daughter who luvs u so muck.
U shuld know Ralph and i are planing life together and that he need ur support to do what i have asked for, also u must believe he will be coming soon to be with me in Atlanta.
Please reply respond fastly my sweet Daddy,
Anita

For OP.

Ralphie: Honey I just received a message from Daddy
And he is not too happy with the amount I asked for
Anita: It seemed like a lot, my luv.
Ralphie: And he is also not happy of the ideal of me opening a studio here
So I have replied him that u and I have planing for me not to open a studio but to come over after I paid my loan
Ralphie: K. And I emailed him 2.
Did he seem angry or just not happy?
Ralphie: Honey I wanted such kind of amount so i can be able to start processing my papers to come to u, though I did include that to the plan I told him the first time
Honey what do we do now ?
Anita: I don't know my luv. This is the Africa Way and matters 4 men so u must advice.
Ralphie: Honey 5,000 dollars is about 1.8 million here
So I can use that to pay my loan and there will still be so much change from it
But if it's up to $35,000 dollars, I can be able to do every processing to come over
So let's reduce it if thy been the case
Anita: What is every processing?
Ralphie: Honey processing my papers to come to meet u.
Anita: What papers do u need or is this 2 many questions my luv?
Ralphie: No honey
Not too much question
Anita: And what papers do u need my intent?
Ralphie: The papers mean the documents I need to do to come over to meet u my love
And also money for ticket
Anita: And how much are those?
Ok my luv, u went offline again without saying anything. I must go do some work soon.
Ralphie: Honey I did not go off, it's the network
Anita: Shuld I write my question again, my luv?
Ralphie: All of that can be up to $5,000
Anita: Up to? My luv, that's not real clear. Cuz my lunch culd be up to $5000.
Ralphie: Yes honey it is
Because ticket money to come to the United state is about 200,000 Naira
Anita: How much dollars is that?
Ralphie: Let me calculate that, but it can be more than that
Honey it's $600 This is a first. Searching online the cheapest ticket from Lagos to Atlanta I could find was $900.
Anita: Oh. Then that is much less than $5000.
Maybe just ask for $650.
Ralphie: Honey there are other things, and the immigration will want to see my account has some other huge amount of money that's when they will give me Visa
Honey what about the loan am owing ?
Anita: Why wuld they care if u have money there if ur leaving 4 here?
I say 4get the loan and just cum here my luv.
Then, once u have worked here and made the money, u send it back.
That seems like the wise decision, rite?
Ralphie: They will not allow me to make any move if don't pay my loan
Anita: Who is they?

Quote:

Ralph
You missed a video chat with Ralph.
9:45am

A little side note, IE doesn’t allow a user to receive FB calls, vocal nor video.

Ralphie: The people
O
Am owing
Anita: My luv it says that option is not available. What was it?
How can the people ur owing keep u from a visa or passport or getting on a plane?
How wuld they know?
Ralphie: What if I will need to go back home to get some other things ?
Anita: Like what? Can't u have them sent?
K my luv, u r not responding and I relly must go 2 work. I luv u and will be back later, k. Please email Daddy back, like I did.
Ralphie: Honey am here
I was taking with my friend to advice me of what to do
And he has said I should try and pay the people that are in my town so I can go back home
Honey why did u go like that again
?
Now that there is power supply
My love I saw your email and that's a perfect one honey
Am proud of u for that
Honey am ready to come ok? So we have to talk proper before i come
12:43pm
Ralphie: honey am still here waiting
1:56pm
Anita: K. I am back my luv.
My luv, it shows u online. Why r u refusing 2 chart me?
Ralphie: am here honey, u know am using my small phone, is it takes time to know when message come
Anita: I guess I don't know that cuz I've never messaged on a phone.
Did Daddy ever rite u my luv?
Ralphie: honey will it not be better if ask Daddy for $5,000 ? so it will be enough for me to also settle all my loan and also do my passort, then we should also plan how i can start proccessing my papers
yes i told u he wrote me today right? why asking that again?
Ralphie: No, my luv.
I wrotered this 2 u: And has Daddy wroted 2 u?
U said this: And no daddy hasn't reply me yet
Ralphie: were u asking if he has wrote me again? because i haven't checked yet, i can only check my email with my big phone
Anita: I asked this morning. I wrotered this 2 u: And has Daddy wroted 2 u?
Then u said this: And no daddy hasn't reply me yet
About 30 minutes ago, I wrotered: Did Daddy ever rite u my luv?
And you replied with: yes i told u he wrote me today right? why asking that again?
So maybe u told ur friend that Daddy wrotered 2 u, cuz u just told me now and not earlier.
So, yeah, I don't know ok.
Ralphie: what is the matter with u again? i later told u this morning that i juts recieved his message after a while i told u he has not replied right? he later replied and i then told u he has replied and that he was not happy with the amount i ask him for, do u remember that?
Anita: No. Cuz I just reread our chart and I didn't see that, but it is as u said and I wrotered what we wrotered 2 each other. Sorry about that ok. So what did he say? And what did u reply him?
Ralphie: why should i tell my friend that? i only him if its ideal for me not to pay the money am owing and travel like that, he advice i shold pay it, and then come to u immediately so we can get married since i truly love u, and u shold know that my friends knows am owing some money, because he use to hear them calling me on the phone
Anita: Tell ur friend what?
Oh. I tout u just met this friend.
It is as u say, tho.
Ralphie: Honey u don't settle one matter before go to another one
And u know I was using my small phone
I just switch the my big phone so I can check if daddy has replied me
But the battery here is low and will soon go off
Anita: Yeah.
Ralphie: Why are u asking all those irrelevant questions ?
The guy am staying with now should be able to know some little about me, he use to hear those people calling me , asking for there money
Anita: K. Sorry bout that k?
Ralphie: So how would he not know that am owing money and that I have a girl I am in love with ?
I have already told him I have a wife I wish to marry, which is u?
And if I don't tell him, he will surely ask me if I have a girlfriend
So everyone I have stayed with knows u are my wife to be ok?
So please do not change topic to irrelevant questions ok?
And I have checked my email now, Daddy hasn't replied yet

Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2017 11:38 pm

Capone, love that you are part of this! Three excellent baiters all taking poor ralphie where he deserves...down...

Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2017 11:43 am

Thanks, Mulvaney, I'm just an assist on this.

Ralphie is going to have to get used to ONE email a day from Daddy-Drilling Consultants don't have that kind of time. And notice how the scum bag is changing his demand-and coming to the US is last on the list.

Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2017 1:13 pm

It would be turrible if Daddy found out about Ralphie's gay dick pics, I certainly hope that never happens Shocked

Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2017 2:11 pm

With Ralphie ignoring most of what Anita writes, it can get frustrating and circuitous. You’ll notice, Anita just starts replying with randomness. Carrying on from yesterday (discussing Ralphie’s conversations with his new roommate/friend)…

Anita: And what did he say b4 and what did u replied him?
Ralphie: He asked me if I loved u and I said yes
And he advice me to go ahead and marry u
But how can all of this happen when I don't have the money to come
And he also advice me to pay my loan am owing, and so those people will not start giving me trouble
Anita: K. He sounds smart.
Ralphie: Now can u answer my question ?
Anita: I missed a ?
I'm sorry my luv, what was it?
Ralphie: I said $5,000 will be ok to ask daddy right ?
Anita: Oh. I did answer that my luv.
Ralphie: Stop taking us back and answer it
Before we start arguing again
Anita: I don't know, my luv.
Ralphie: Why
?
Anita: I'm not arguing my luv. Why r u angered?
Ralphie: Let's agree on one word p
Anita: Why what?
What as 1 word p?
Ralphie: I mean let's agree as one
Anita: Oh, I tout we did my luv.
R we disagreeing on sumthing?
Ralphie: What did we agreed ?
Tell me ?
Talk to me, am asking so I can tell him to reduce the amount that am no longer opening a studio again
Anita: We agreed 2 be 1 my luv.
I tout u didn't want 2 go back.
My luv? It shows ur online. R u talking with ur friend again?
Ralphie: i just changed to the small phone now, becase my big phone battery is low
Anita: K. Can u explain everyting cuz am cornfused.
Ralphie: honey explain what again?
So u have gone home again without taking proper to me and say good bye?
Anita: Nuthing my luv. It's ok.
I have dun what? I was called into a meeting. May I go home now my luv?
Ralphie: Why should u go home when u haven't replied me yet
???
Anita: Reply u what my luv? U seem angry with me, my intent.
Ralphie: Am not happy here honey
Can't u see how serious I am with this issue
???
I said I need help now
Do u think am joking ?
Am not happy with my situation here
Anita: Oh. I didn't see where u said that. How can I help my luv?
Ralphie: I need to go back home
I need to settle my worries
Anita: Yes, u have said that time without number that ur not happy and I tout we were working on that.
Ralphie: I need to pay the loan I took from this people
Anita: Oh.
I tout u wanted 2 come here, not stay there.
Ralphie: Then start preparing to come to meet u there
Why won't I want to come ?
They are all my plans
Anita: Yes. U have said all this. So u r cornfusing me and I don't know why ur mad at me and yelling and stuff. Am sorry ok.
Ralphie: But how can all these happen when I don't have the money ?
I am not mad at u
Am only angry here
Do u want those people to send guys to me again ?
Anita:: I don't know.
K
K
No
Ralphie: I know how bad the situation is here, and that's why I am so worried about it
So let do something and make it happen quick
Anita: k.
Ralphie: I said I have thought of asking Daddy of $5,000
Anita: I tout we were.
Ralphie: So I can be able to settle my loans and the do my travel document from the money to come to Atlanta
Anita: yes
k
Ralphie: Now do you agree on that, so u can also message daddy
Anita: Agree on what?
Ralphie: Of the amount u just told u?
That ur unhappy and have travels and need documents and those other things?
And the plans
Anita: Oh. I don't know my luv.
That's man talk.
Ralphie: No
Anita: No what?
Ralphie: We have to be sure and agree of what am going to ask daddy
Anita: Ur cornfusing me and oh no. The bus.
k
Ralphie: So that I don't start acting like I don't know what am doing
Anita: U sure?
Ralphie: So do u agree I should tell him $5,000 so I can message him and also u too
???
Anita: What do u mean don't start acting like u don't know what ur doing?
I don't know my luv.
Ralphie: Why saying u don't know ?
Daddy will want to be sure u and I have agreed and discuss about my plans
And will also want to hear it from u, because that how husband and wife do things
Anita: Cuz I don't. I never deal with money my luv. Expecially with Daddy.
Ralphie: We both plan and agree together
Anita: No my luv. That is the Africa way not the Untitled State way.
Ralphie: So if this is your first time, then we should both agree ok ?
Anita: But on my second time we shouldn't agree?
Ralphie: That's not just Africa ways ok?
Anita: Ur not being clear!
Ralphie: It's every where
Anita: I don't think u understand the daddy/daughter relationship of the Southern US.
We do as our Daddy's say. No other way.
That is disrespectful.
Ralphie: Every home must have an agreement with both the wife and the husband before carrying out the plans
No it's not
It's called marriage
Anita: IT IS. And my luv, in Daddy's eyes, until the Church says so, we r not man and wife.
Ralphie: Honey stop arguing with me please
We are husband and wife already, since we have agreed to be married to each other, then the church will make it official when we get married.
So Daddy will love to be sure that u and I have one mind and loves each other
Anita: My luv, u will need 2 explain all this 2 Daddy then.
Ralphie: Because he asked me some questions and that's why I want us to always agree so we can both say the same thing
Anita: My luv, I must always agree with u.
Ralphie: I have explain allot to him already
Anita: Just like I must always agree with Daddy.
Gud
And K
And stuff like that.
Ralphie: And I told him u know about some of the things I am telling him
I have told him my intention for u already ok?
Anita: But not sum of the others.
k
Ralphie: I am a man and should speak when being questioned
Anita: And I hope it doesn't rain when I walk home.
Ralphie: I have explain how I borrowed money for my audition
And also told him u knew about the money am owing
I also reply him today that u and I had changed of plans, that no longer opening a studio, but I need to pay my loans and then start preparing to come to Atlanta
Anita: I don't think Daddy cares if I know or not. Women shuld not disgust or be involved in money matters, my intent.
Ralphie: But I haven't told him yet the reduction of the money
Honey I am telling u now that this is the way I want us to be doing things
Anita: I'm sure he will be happy ur lowering the money he owes u.
K. But it is not the US way.
Ralphie: There are things that must I just discuss with my wife
Anita: So Daddy will have 2 get used 2 that.
Ralphie: And so she will have ideals of what I am planning
Anita: K. But I don't know how 2 do that cuz Daddy said I shouldn't mind mens busyness.
Ralphie: Daddy knows what is right
Anita: And if he doesn't u will tell him!
Ralphie: There are things a true man should discuss with his wife and if not all of money issue
Now this issue involves u and your Dad
Anita: K. I don't understand that.
Ralphie: So u should have ideal of the amounts your intend is asking your own dad
Anita: But I don't my luv.
How do I know these things?
Maybe u shuld ask ur relly smart friend. He seems 2 know allots.
Ralphie: So now stop complaint and follow my ways
Anita: Sorry. I didn't know there were complaints.
Ralphie: I mean stop complaining honey
Anita: I didn't know I was .
Ralphie: U did
Anita: Sorry about that k?
Ralphie: Do u know when u always go against my ways that's when thing don't work out proper for us ?
Anita: And I prolly won't be into work 2morrow my luv.
I didn't know I was going against u, but it is what u say and sorry about that, k.
Ralphie: This is the reason we have spent a year without any good result m, and yet we are still far from each other
Anita: Yes
Ralphie: Honey that told me am far from u that I should be taking of how to come to meet u and instead of the studio stuff
Anita: K, I can't read that my luv.
Ralphie: So we should agree and let him know am no more opening a studio, that I need to pay my loan, then start coming
Anita: I tout we did that an hour ago, my luv.
When I culd have steel cot my bus.
Ralphie: Now do we agree of me demanding for $5,000, so I can pay my loan from it and then use the remaining money to start preparing to come over to Atlanta ?
Anita: I don't know my luv.
Didn't I say that?
Ralphie: And that is what is bringing me to get angry
Why would u say u don't know ?
Anita: What brout u 2 be angry.
Ralphie: U should agree and make Daddy know that we have planned proper
Anita: Cuz I don't know. I tout I said b4 that I don't know money matters.
Ralphie: Because u sound like u are taking to a stranger
Anita: No my luv I am just tinking of the walk.
I am taking 2 my luv.
But I can't talk abut things I do not know.
Ralphie: Have u missed your bus now ?
Anita: Yes. I told u that long ago my luv.
But us said u wuld be angry if I left.
It is my fault my luv. I shuld have wrotered it more times cuz I know sumtimes u don't always read me with ur small phone and battery and bad network.
Ralphie: Because u wont lessing and follow my instructions
Anita: I did take a lesson and stayed as u instructered my luv
Ralphie: Am using my big phone now and that why u can see am replying fast
So before u go, I want u to follow my instruction and stop wasting my time
Now let's have one mind and agree
That's all we need now
Anita: Yes, and if u only read fast...
When did I waste the time my luv?
Ralphie: Then I will be sending daddy the message and tell him I the amount is $5,000
Stop asking those question and follow what am saying
Anita: I'm cornfused.
It's k
Ralphie: I said agree with me of the amount am going to tell daddy now
Anita: The amount isn't impotent 2 me It is what u say it is, my luv.
I suggested u disgust with ur smart friend.
Ralphie: So u can write him again before u go home
Do not suggest what is not right
Why should I discuss this whit him ?
Am discussing with u now
Why are you so difficult sometime ?
Ralphie: I was going 2 write "Why shuld u not disgust it with him cuz u share everyting else and he shuld know this," but that is not my place 2 write and what shuld I send Daddy, cuz it will be 1 AM b4 I get home now my luv.
Sorry. I will ask Daddy 4 another purnishment.
Ralphie: Just tell daddy that we have both agreed to pay my loan and start preparing to come over to Atlanta as soon as possible
And that the money I will need is $5,000 dollars

At this time, I sent a Nigerian news story of a man beating his wife in Lagos.

Anita: My luv, I just saw this as I waited 4 u 2 respond. See, it is ok in ur country 4 a husband 2
Ralphie: That's wrong for a man to punish his wife of beat her up when she does something wrong
Honey but that's not husband and wife , it's his school girl friend
That what's the story said
So please focused on what we are taking about
Anita: I did focus on it.
Ralphie: So have u sent the message I ask u to send to daddy ?
Anita: Yes

And Anita had sent one to the two daddys:

Quote:

Daddy Dearest,
I still have not hear from u but I am sure u r very busy with work. I do hope u keep urself warm.
I write 2 tell u we (my intent and me) have both agreed to pay his loan and start preparing to come over to Atlanta as soon as possible so we can be marry and after he has my carve made so I can be back in the Church with u. It is also 4 u 2 know that the money he will need is $5,000 dollars. Plz contact him immedeately, daddy.
Also, I have disobeyed and caused my husband surfering. He does not fill it is rite 4 me 2 be purnished, so plz rite me 2 let me know how 2 be done so. I have disagreed with him and not listed and asked 2 many questions, and a few other tings if u ask him he can tell u as my husband 2 be. I do not want 2 disoby and make u mad.
I luv and miss u
Anita.

Anita: May I begin my walk home my luv?
Ralphie: I have Seen the message honey , it's nice
Anita: k
Ralphie: But I wonder why u will always want me to punish u
Anita: I didn't tell Daddy I missed my bus. He will be so upsettled. Plz remind me 2 tell him 2morrow.
It is the way of the Church my luv.
Ralphie: Well I want u to know that I love u so much and do lot wish to punish u but always
Always make u happy
Anita: Being purnished 2 have my sins washed away by HIM does make me happy.
Ralphie: Honey it's ok, u don't need to tell him that so he does distract him for this matter of the money I am asking for
It's ok
Anita: I do need 2 tell him my luv. I cannot hide tings from him. How mad wuld he be if I did not tell him?
Ralphie: Now go home and what is time there now ?
Anita: 5:06
Ralphie: Ok start going home now my love
Anita: Thx and gud nite and I luv u and eat well and dreams of dreams that r gud.
I will be home by 1, I hope. I luv u!
Ralphie: Ok my lovely wife
Then start going now
Anita: Yes. I may not be in 4 work 2 morrow.
Ralphie: But don't they have another bus ?
Anita: Luv u.
Ralphie: Why won't u come tomorrow
Anita: No. Last 1 runs at 4:15
Ralphie: ?
Please make sure u come tomorrow so I don't miss u
Anita: It is why I always need 2 leave b4 4 so I can walk 2 the bus stop. We don't have fancy buses like u in Nigeria.
I will do my best. But it is so late.
Ralphie: And so we can follow up with Daddy proper ok?
Start going now my love and come tomorrow
I love u so much
If we put more effort on this plan, am sure we shall be together soon

Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2017 7:08 pm

Yes, the dreaded double-post, but it's been a busy morning for Ralphie!

Anita: And gud morning my luv and how was ur nite and have u eating and shuld I ask of ur situation?
Ralphie: Honey am fine and I have eating
My night was fine
Anita: Gud
Ralphie: And what about u, how was your night my love ?
Anita: Awful my luv. I am so tired but I am here.
Ralphie: Sorry about the walk yesterday ok?
Anita: It is not ur fault there r no buses after 4:15 my luv.
And I need 2 let Daddy know I missed it so he can send my further purnishment.
Ralphie: Honey no need for that ok?
Anita: I cannot hide tings from Daddy.
And I have sent it.
Ralphie: Why do always want to be punish these days ?
I can not go 2 Church my luv and I cannot hold my sins in. I need 2 be as rite with HIM as I can be.
Ralphie: That's ok my love
God forgives any one who realises his or her mistakes and ask for forgiveness.
Anita: k
Ralphie: So calm down ok?
U know I can't afford seeing u been punished
So try to always do the right thing ok?
Honey are u there ?
U should spent some time with me now
Because am in where there is power supply
Anita: It is 2 late now my luv and I have 2 do some reportings 4 work.
Ralphie: Ok honey
Go to work and when u are done let me know ok?
I love u so much
I will always check on u if u are done ok?
Anita: If that is what u say then that it is and has Daddy replied u?
Ralphie: No honey
Daddy hasn't replied me yet
But I also sent him the message about us agree to for me to pay me loan and start preparing to come to u
And I told him also $5,000 will be ok
Anita: And I said that yesterday when I emailed him.
I hope he doesn't get mad cuz he doesn't like 2 repeat himself.
Ralphie: Yes my love I saw yours also
It's was ok the way we did it
I know why I ask u to write him also
Due to his questions, I got the ideal that we both must always agree to what we tell him and say the same thing
So u did the right thing ok?
So u did the right thing
My love are u there ?
Anita: Work
I told u this.
Ralphie: I know my love
Alright let me leave u to work alright ?
I love u so much

Sometimes, a perfectly timed message in the wrong window is needed…

Anita: Yes. And ur video will begin production on January 16 in NYC and they will email u all the travel details 4 u k?
Ralphie: Honey what's this ?
What video honey ?
Anita: Sorry my luv. I got 2 busy and that's the wrong window.
Ralphie: What window ?
Someone is shooting a video ?
U mean u have been able to work on someone's contract for travel time, and u couldn't do mine
???
Anita: Huh?
Ur cornfusing me my luv.
Ralphie: How am I confusing u?
Anita: What is a contract 4 travel time?
And I told u Darla does the contracts.
It's not my depo.
Ralphie: Your message shows u have someone u are working on that will be shooting his video by 16th of this month right ?
Anita: Yes.
Actually no. I misread u.
Ralphie: So who were u sending that message to ?
Anita: 1 of the other artistes my luv.
Ralphie: And how long did u start working on the artiste ?
Anita: What do u mean my luv?
Ralphie: I mean since when did u start working on the artiste ?
Anita: And I mean what does that mean?
Ralphie: And I want u to read me and answer the simple question I asked
Anita: Well I don't work on any artiste cuz am not an artiste or do make up or anything so I cannot understand u at all my luv.
Why do u have so much concerns over our other clients and artistes?
Ralphie: Sometimes I believe u trying to change words like u don't know what am saying

Well since u don't want to answer me
No problem
Anita: My luv, I don't know what u am saying.
So plz explain like a proper husband, my luv.
Ralphie: I said the artiste u were suppose to send that message to, how long have u been attending to his contract ?
Anita: How long have I been back, my luv? 2 weeks or so?
Ralphie: What's wrong with u ?
Did I said anything about been back ? Laughing

Can u forget this issue
Sometimes u get me so so so mad with this useless questions of yours
Anita: It wasn't a question my luv. It was an answer.
2 weeks or so.
Ralphie: Why would u give me such an answer on a simple question I asked u? Rolling Eyes

Why would u answer my question with question ?
Does that make any sense to u?
Anita: K. I can see u only want 2 argue so I am going 2 go back 2 work my intent.
Ralphie: Go if u want to ok?
Because I can see u don't want me to have my contract but seriously with other people contract
And u don't want me to come over but helping others to come
This is making one year now, am still struggling with just a contract and I have u there, u can't do anything but allow me to suffer here
And u keep saying u love me
Anita: What r u saying? Cuz nun of it makes sense.
Ralphie: None of your make sense to me now
Anita: My luv, ur contract is not my depo. It is Darla's. I have said that. She has said that. And the Boss has said that.
I do not deal with ANYBODY's contract. It is not in the depo of an Admin Ass.
Who am I helping 2 come?
Ralphie: Sometimes u get me so mad don't u know that ?
Anita: Is sum1 coming that I don't know about?
Why r u mad and what have I done?
And sorry about that ok?
Ralphie: And who did u send this message to
???
Yes. And ur video will begin production on January 16 in NYC and they will email u all the travel details 4 u k?
We're u not the one that sent it ?
Who did u wanted to send it to ?
Anita: Curlie Q.
Ralphie: Answer me
Anita: I did.
Ralphie: And who is Curlie Q ?
Anita: Prolly ur network or small phone my luv.
One of our artistes.
Ralphie: So what is the meaning of u stressing words on me?
Anita: I don't know what it means.
Ralphie: And I asked u, when did u start working on his project ?
Anita: And I said 2 weeks ago or so. When I came back. Whenever that was.
Remember my luv? I just wrote it a few minutes ago and u got relly mad about it.
Ralphie: So why did u said that word with a question Mark on it?
Did u not check what u wrote to me ?
Anita: What word with a question Mark on it?
I did. I always do.
Ralphie: Now forget this matter will u?
Anita: K.
Ralphie: So I want u to get it in mind that we must work things out proper for my coming now
Anita: I tout we had.
That it was already in our brains.
Ralphie: Am just reminding to know that am not ready to discuss any other issue but this on our brain
Anita: Did I bring up other issue, my intent?
Ralphie: U ask unnecessary question too much
I will no have to reply u and then we will start argument
Is that what u want ?
Anita: Sorry. Ok. No.
Ralphie: It's ok my love
Anita: Yea
Ralphie: So have u heard from daddy yet ?
Anita: No
Have u?
Ralphie: Not yet
Anita: K
Ralphie: Are u still busy ?
Anita: A bit. But I have a few my intent.
Ralphie: Ok
I missed u here my love
Anita: K, but I have been rite here the entire time, even when u were angry with me.
Ralphie: Am no longer angry my love
Am just being reacting over everything
Because am not happy here
Anita: Yes, u may have mentioned that, my luv.
May I ask a question my intent?
Ralphie: Ask my love
Anita: Why were u so upset that I am working with another artiste? U know we have other clients rite?
Ralphie: Because I am not happy that mine has not been completed and signed, and am still here in my country, while you have someone who is coming already and I might have come before that person.
I feel bad to also know you don't get worried about me still be here and haven't got signed proper.
Anita: May I ask another question witout u being mad?
And u culd not come b4 him.
Ralphie: Yes
Anita: And I have been over worried and keep encouraging u 2 ask Darla where ur contract is, but u said it was better if u did not.
Here is my question: Ur not happy that ur WHAT has not been completed and singed? with a tip of the hat to Mr. Lebowski and Lil Franklin.
Ralphie: Because I know the Boss has the matter handled
Anita: Then why r u upset with me and why is there a worry?
Ralphie: Honey that's enough
But before now u were the one handling the project
Anita: K. But u shuld not have worried cuz u culd never have been in a video b4 Curlie Q.
What project?
Ralphie: And why ?
Anita: And why what? I am cornfused about all this cuz u r not responding proper my luv.
Where r we?
Ralphie: And why will I not have been in video before the artiste ?
Anita: Cuz Curlie Q has a singed contract with us.
Ralphie: And that was the question I was asking u
Anita: I think he was singed in like 2014.
Ralphie: And why did u not answer that to me since ?
Anita: Answer what since when?
Ralphie: Stop questioning me when I ask u questions
I said why did u not answer me the way u just did since
????
Anita: K, but I don't understand. If u wish, I will just not respond when I do not understand.
Yes, I know that is what u asked, and still I do not understand ur meaning.
I don't know since what or when or whatevs.
Ralphie: U do understand and pretends you don't
So because you refused to answer me on time that was what got me angry
I asked u since when did you start working on his project? U should have answer since 2014
Then why would I be angry ?
Anita: But that is a lie.
Ralphie: U the one always making us have problem
Anita: I have only worked with this artiste 4 2 weeks or so. Since I have been back.
Ralphie: What is a lie ?
Oh what does that mean ?
And u said he has been singed since 2014
Anita: That I have worked with him from 2014. That is a lie.
He has singed since 2014.
But not by me.
He was transferred 2 me.
2 weeks ago.
So I cannot put a lie in my mouth.
Ralphie: And I wasn't meaning u in particular, u should have stated your word proper, like this , he has been signed since 2014 to the company, but I stared working with him just two weeks ago
And u refuse to say it proper to me?
Anita: U never asked me how long he had been singed. U asked me how long I had been working with him my luv. U shuld have asked And how long has he been singed and how long have u overseen his project as the Admin Ass.
Ralphie: Instead making me to get angry ?
Anita: I did not refuse my luv and I was not trying 2 make u angry.
U just got angry and refused 2 let me answer. Then when I did, u got mad sum more. So sorry about that ok?
Ralphie: Why are u bringing this issue up again ? Rolling Eyes

Anita: I wasn't bringing it up, just answering ur question but I can see I can do nothing rite, so I am going to log off and just do my work. Enjoy ur day my luv.
Ralphie: Oh u want to log off on me ?
Anita: May I have ur permission 2 do my work?
K. U have logged off so I believe that is my permission. I luv u my intent and hope u get happier.
Ralphie: I did not go offline .

Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2017 8:51 pm

Quote:

This is making one year now, am still struggling with just a contract and I have u there, u can't do anything but allow me to suffer here

That made me giggle...

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