Turd 7, MIA, still

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Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

psssttt.... wrong date.

Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2016 3:48 pm

Nice Poster!

How about Reward: Complimentary one week stay at Simb@ S@fari Camp.

Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2016 5:16 pm

Nailgunner wrote:

Thanks DSW Thumbs up

Nice flyer there. I still can't believe that after nearly twigging when he got in here that he went and got a 419eater tattoo. His mind is gone.

He got TWO! Stomach and arm.

Master Baiter Joined: 28 Jan 2009 Posts: 124

Robert Heinrich der 1. wrote:

really? you are willing to pay 0$? my suggestion: reward 1 turd. Wink

(that's what someone gets for finding a turd... it sticks on your shoes).

MorganleFay wrote:

^^

I am voting for "Reward: 1 exploding rat" .

Jayhawk wrote:

psssttt.... wrong date.

Doctor Seviche wrote:

Nice Poster! How about Reward: Complimentary one week stay at Simb@ S@fari Camp.

Thanks for the feedback, teamwork rule! I'm quite skilled with desk top publishing, so I have updated the poster after your suggestions in a way so only the professionals could see that the image has been manipulated. It took merely 11 hours, but what a result! Now I'm sure we will find him!

EDIT1: @Uno Nisu: Sorry for leeting in the pic, that was just me copying and pasting so it would go faster and I got more time to expertly work with the graphical design. As you can see on the quality of the result, it really was worth the time gain.

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

Hahahahahahaha - splendid! jump_4_joy

Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2016 12:33 pm

leeting on an image Rolling Eyes

Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2016 2:02 pm

Painful as it is, I think it might be time to move this thread to Greatest Hits, along with a good summary page and links to all the previous threads. It's been half a year and the thread keeps getting pushed to the second page. It deserves better!

At least that's my opinion, and I have to nominate DSW's Hecturd bait for whatever uber declaration is available for what must certainly be the most epic of many epic baits on this site. DSW's sig line speaks for itself.

Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2016 7:13 pm

Thanks, Doc. He left Nigeria April 23rd, 2013, so.. his three year anniversary on safari, if he is still on safari, passed. I have hope he will turn up, that he ended up in jail in Kenya or the UAE, and will return with tales of woe.....

...but at this point, the likelihood of him reappearing in my inboxes dwindles, and I am okay with that. I have another lad who may emerge with wonderful tales of woe, someday....

Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2016 7:18 pm

I agree with you, Herr Doctor!
Greatest Hits at the very top. Shitbird deserves that much Twisted Evil

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2010 Posts: 3877

hmmm, is that a hint that you may have a new turd? Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2016 11:41 pm

T.R.I.P (Turd Rest In Peace) Maybe but...

Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2016 3:55 am

To honor the memory of our dearly departed Turd, I have commissioned this special gravestone for him:

Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2016 11:01 pm

THAT is excellent!

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

^^ Yes, it is, but it makes me feel sad that His Horrible Highness, Lord of the Turds, may, indeed, be good and dead and gone for ever from amongst us. If that is so, RIP, Turd, old boy, King of the Crapper and beloved of none, except your mum and dad and a few other rellies who didn't know how far off the rails you had ventured.

ETA

I just have to add this: for some reason I am unable to fathom, we were hooked on you despite your awfulness, you unmitigatingly irredeemable human being.

Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2016 10:58 am

Dear Turd,

If you are dead, then what a waste of life you turned out to be. Yes, you were a real disappointment. It is true that we all got a few laughs out of DSW's baiting of you, but it would have been nicer if instead of throwing away your morals to prey on innocent people, you would have gotten an honest job. It may have meant a quieter life, but that's better than rotting in a ditch somewhere far from home, don't you think?

Can you imagine where you'd be right now if you had bothered to keep your nose clean? I bet you'd be surrounded by friends and family and although not fabulously rich, at least happy. Maybe you would have had that wife you wanted, along with a few kids.

But no. You had to scam, lie and steal so you made yourself into a target. And what a wonderful target you were until the very end. But still . . . what a waste for you to die lonely, broke and on the edge of sanity in a gutter somewhere in a foreign country when some time in the past you could have taken a different path that would have assured you a longer life.

Screw you for being a horrible human being. I hope hyenas feasted on your remains. I shall miss you tales of woe even if I don't miss you personally.

Sincerely,
Me

Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2016 12:13 pm

Doctor Seviche wrote:

Painful as it is, I think it might be time to move this thread to Greatest Hits, along with a good summary page and links to all the previous threads...

...DSW's sig line speaks for itself.

Couldn't agree more! What a stunning bait. Seven years?! How many Tattoos???

An all encompassing summary with links to the original images/videos would be awesome!

I am truly in awe of this one! DSW you're a jedi master (or dark sith lord?). Very Happy

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 24 Dec 2012 Posts: 699

I am just sad I prepared the new map and added in Dubai, but never got to post it and congratulate DSW.

http://s32.postimg.org/4tcqy8peb/Hector_big7_with_dubai2.png

So close! He had the ticket!

Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2016 9:02 pm

It may come to that, it looks increasingly like he's not getting back up. Worst of all we won't actually know what hole he finally fell into. But, these things happen.
Greatest hits would be a good resting place for the remains of this first rate bait.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 13 Sep 2014 Posts: 1

I've been following his journey intermittently for a year or so. Probably longer, I think it was around the time when I signed up for my account. Sad to see that he's disappeared. How long was he gone for the last time he went to jail?

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 24 Dec 2012 Posts: 699

^^ last time, in jail in Egypt, was about 90 days.

Posted: Sun May 01, 2016 1:59 am

So many potential titles...

The Taming of the Turd

O Turd, Where Art Thou?

The Silence of the Turd

Posted: Sun May 01, 2016 5:41 am

There's always the title he was going to use for his book about his adventures: "Super Lad Sojourn" Laughing

Posted: Sun May 01, 2016 2:24 pm

Well, it looks like this is the end of Turd's adventures for now - Possibly permanently. Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy. If Dr. Steven Williams hears back from him we can start a new thread, but for now we can lay him to rest, in glory, among his ancestors, in Eater's Greatest hits. Goodnight, sweet prince.