Pastor Om4r TWAT 2- Omar's Retribution

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Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2015 1:39 pm

I have deleted quite a few posts from this thread. What is done is done. Move on. This is not the place to discuss it.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 02 Aug 2015 Posts: 12

Regardless of how it ended or maybe it isn't, this has been the most entertaining bait ever.

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2010 Posts: 3877

read the us-safari, which was accomplished last year...

it's at least equally funny Wink

Master Baiter Joined: 11 Jul 2011 Posts: 229

I hope that he hasn't twigged and will be back

Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2015 5:27 pm

I'm rather confident we've lost this lad. It's really a shame. I don't know that I've been as sad to see a lad go because he really had many more miles left in him, literally.

The little nitwit was planning on going to Giza or Belgium.

But, all in all, I'd say Omar and his life has been a success. If you're reading this, Omar, being a TWAT means you're a big vagina. Very Happy

I hope you enjoyed your trip to Abeche as much as you enjoyed building a behemoth of a pyramid in your back yard.

As I said, I'm terribly sad to see Omar go. He's been a true friend. I think I'm probably more upset about losing him over anyone else. Sad

Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2015 6:13 pm

I certainly hope that yall plan on checking google earth from time to time. I would love to see a huge slab of concrete.

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2010 Posts: 3877

@jojobean: as previously written: he has a pyramid sitting around in his garden. that's quite some work to dismantle.

and there is always the slight chance that the lad rethinks everything, and comes to the conclusion that it wasn't so bad. my best lad, anderson frank, twigged after every safari, he needed a week or so and then he came back. maybe your lad comes back too.

even if not, you wrote that there is rushforth, begging for a new round of twat safaries Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2015 6:55 pm

jojobean wrote:

If you're reading this, Omar, being a TWAT means you're a big vagina.(

I don't think there is any need to tell him so because either-way you see it,we are all proud products of a "vagina".yeah,and i mean it. Wink

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 24 Dec 2012 Posts: 699

It was a good run and he had some bad times. If anything, the twat jokes were for our great amusement anyway.

Thanx baiters Smile

Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2015 5:58 am

Thanks again, folks. It was a great ride but, since neither Jojo nor I are getting any more emails from our boi, I think it’s time to officially call a flatline and mark the time of death.

If I said I wasn't disappointed with how ignominiously this bait ended, I'd be a liar. I’ve been saying all along that Omar is a one-in-a-million lad and I find it hard to believe that Omar twigged so suddenly. Remember – this is a guy who was stredded in Chad for a week and, once he returned home and re-established an internet connection, what was the first thing he did? He emailed Ben and Phystme and apologized to *us*. The guy was seriously geeked up to meet with the elders, he was ready to travel again, and he didn't even bat an eye when we suggested our reach goals of Belgium or Giza. That kind of belief and investment isn't easily shaken, so certainly *something* had to have happened. True -- our tat requirement may have shocked him a bit but I don’t see it being enough to turn him away from the church completely.

However, I promised a while ago that I was working on my “Oscar acceptance speech” for when the bait ended and, as much as I hate to admit it, I think now is the time for me to step up to the podium.

First off, I would like to thank everyone who read the bait, enjoyed it, and took the time to post in it or to PM Jojo and me with compliments and suggestions. A lot of folks have mentioned that this was the first bait they would go to in the morning and, well, it was the same with me. Every morning, shortly after I woke up, I would check in and see what had transpired over the night. Jojo and I had an absolute blast introducing Omar to the wonderful world of TWAT and I'm glad that everyone else seems to have enjoyed the bait as much as we did.

And now for a few specific mentions:

To bware: For some amazing PhotoChop work and, well, everything else

To Dr Mike: For his time, his money, and for keeping a straight face through some of the most ridiculous conversations I have ever heard.

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They are sending Anita to pick you up on a camel. Which is strange, but it works.

Jojo and I are seriously going to paypal you some money or make a donation to a charity in your name or something.

To Padme: For the single most chilling phone call I have ever heard on Eater

To mugu_eater: For doing some detective work related to Omar's detention and interrogation in Abeche

And, finally, to my co-conspirator Jojo: I have already mentioned this to a couple of friends but I will now state it publicly – Jojo’s return to Eater and his offer to help me safari Omar is kind of like Ted Williams coming out of retirement to teach some random minor leaguer how to hit. Before this bait began, I didn’t know Jojo. Hell, I didn’t even realize that he was the “stredded in hash conditions” guy until I read the Road to Chad bait. I don’t know what possessed Jojo to return at this point in time with this specific lad but I am beyond grateful that he did – this bait would not have been anywhere near as amazing without him.

bow_down

And, make no mistake, this really was an amazing bait. To put on my mentor’s mortarboard for a moment -- baiting isn’t about getting pissed-off lad rants to put in your siggy, nor is it about scoring trophies, and it’s certainly not about collecting icons; baiting is about wasting a lad’s time, upending his world, and leaving him in a worse place than when he started. And, boy, did we do that.

Since Omar first came to make our acquaintance, he spent good money to buy a bunch of sandbags, and then either spent more money to have the pyramid built or took part in some back-breaking labor to build the pyramid himself. Omar traveled to the Niger Republic where he tried to cross the border into Chad and was accused of being Boko Haram. Omar bought a last-minute plane flight into N’djamena where he was immediately shaken down by a corrupt customs officer. Then, on his trip from N’djamena to Abeche, he was shaken down not once, but many times, by more corrupt guards. Once he arrived in Abeche, he had nothing to do but wander around, meditate, and stare at the mouldering bananas he was carrying until he was detained by the local gendarmes, questioned, and released. Once he realized he needed to get home, even that wasn’t easy. Those guards on the way back weren’t going to bribe themselves, so Omar needed to get more money so he could finally make it home to learn that, in his absence, his house had been buggled.

Now *that* is a bad trip. Years from now, any time someone mentions Chad, Omar will probably still be talking about this hellish trip he took and how much he hates the fooking country. Think about that – because of us, Omar now hates an entire country.

It’s probably well past time for me to be wrapping up so, once again, I would like to thank everyone who came along for the ride. It’s been one hell of a great experience (For us, I mean. Obviously not for Omar.) and I’m glad all of you were able to take part in it with me and Jojo.

Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2015 6:14 am

Yes, a great bait indeed. It really should be moved over to Eater's Greatest Hits. I do agree, JoJo was a game changer. I'm really glad he came out of retirement to actively participate in this bait, hopefully he continues to safari many more lads to Chad.

Great work by everyone involved!

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2210

I don't think I've ever read anything on Eater that made me laugh as hard as when Anita said:

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I'm coming to get you Omar! I'm coming with Scooby and Scrappy!

The mental picture of a 15-year old white girl, being sent off on her own on a pair of camels through the Sahara desert, wandering past tached huts to rescue Omar is just so good. Well done guys.

A few prank phone calls to scammers · Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2015 12:08 pm

Absolutely awesome bait by everyone involved. I am proud to have played a very small part in selecting the tattoo that Omar was to have gotten. This is the type of bait I would love to be able to do, but i have much to learn first. As of right now, I am doing straight baits and making up disgusting stories to tell "Sookie."

Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2015 2:23 pm

Awesome bait guys! I think perhaps the most remarkable thing about this story is that despite all the hard work Team Omar put into it, so much of his misery was due to factors well beyond the baiters control. Such a shame he couldn't have been further nurtured into the next regular fixture at Eater. It was great while it lasted!

Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2015 3:06 pm

Definitely epic on every level! This will indeed be moved to Greatest Hits soon, once everyone has had a chance to read TLH's Oscar speech. Very Happy

Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2015 3:13 pm

Great bait Very Happy

A shame Omar twigged.He had the potential to be another Hector.

Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2015 6:53 pm

Great effort TLH and jojo first class baiting.

Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2015 9:47 pm

Thank you Jojo and TLH for sharing this experience with us. I am among the many that checked this thread before any other every time I logged in. Great job and keep up the good work.

And the Oscar for best supporting fruit in a drama/comedy goes to:

The bananas!

Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2015 11:55 pm

jojo & TLH (+ HWCBN? )

Fantastic safari & Omar was well hooked & a great team effort. However I did think at the time when he finally got back home totally f*cked after his Chad trip & found his home buggled that it would have been better to give him a breather for 10 minutes by gentle encouragement from TWAT to travel again instead of all the persistent emphasis on getting a specific tattoo etc (that could have come a lot later after his 2nd expedition)
All too much, too soon when he got home .
I am no safari expert (wish I had the time) but I have been around here long enough to hopefully qualify to give my opinion on this bait Confused

Ps. Bananas must now be compulsory on any safari.

Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2015 12:41 am

TheLoneHaranguer Wrote:

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Oscar

Juan Freizwidatt Wrote:

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Oscar

Ser Davos Wrote:

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Oscar

I’m here guys what did I miss? Oh wait never mind…GREAT WORK Gang it was a pleasure to read and yeah like others it was my morning entertainment before heading to the salt mines. I have a feeling Om4r will be back.

And on the Banana theme I think this is fitting:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUoMKuHwSjQ

Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2015 2:45 am

An outstanding bait that definitely belongs in the Greatest Hits section. Omar was truly a rare lad. I'm hoping he crawls back into the TWAT sometime in the future.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 07 Oct 2010 Posts: 70

I was one who would read this and the Turd saga first thing in the morning at work. Very Happy

Omar was an orphanage lad, yeah? Maybe you should create a new character and mail him again... Very Happy

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

^^^^ Me, too. What you all said. Loved it, from start to finish. Thank you, guys for super entertainment and not only that, but you did a brilliant job in accordance with the principles and objectives of great baiting.

Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2015 4:23 pm

TheLoneHaranguer wrote:

To Dr Mike: For his time, his money, and for keeping a straight face through some of the most ridiculous conversations I have ever heard.

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They are sending Anita to pick you up on a camel. Which is strange, but it works.

You are welcome. I felt that the idea was rather stupid. Not your idea to have the characters go by camel, that was hilarious. But the idea that the characters must have had to actually chose go 80 km by frakkin camel, that takes some tremendous stupidity and hence i felt obliged to mention to Omar that it was an ... eh... odd choice. I am glad you liked it. And thanks for mention in the thread, it was my pleasure to help. And i do not expect nor want any compensation.

If you do feel obliged to send money you can always help Eater out. I heard that Rover wanted a new car so that could come handy. Or you can chose to donate any amount of cash to UNHCR or MSF. They both need every dollar they can get at the moment.

It was an epic bait and i am honoured to have been a part of it. Sadly Omar twigged (or was made to twig). Anyway, it was fun as long as it lasted.

Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2015 5:06 pm

150 000 hits is a heck of an achievement. Well Done to all involved.

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