Pastor Om4r TWAT 2- Omar's Retribution

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Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2015 10:07 am

^ He can afford it, just look at his t-shirt Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2015 10:29 am

Holy crap! Shocked

Father Moleman wrote:

Can I finally say goodbye to noob status?

Yeah, I think so. Awesome pyramid action gets my vote every time.

Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2015 10:50 am

Still more to come from this lad yet Nailgunner Very Happy

we have plans. Evil, evil plans Twisted Evil

Reverend Amanda to Pastor Om4r wrote:

Dear Pastor Om4r,
Thank you for the completion of your monument, TWAT is eternally grateful to you for expanding our message of being a complete and utter TWAT across Nigeria. We will contact you as soon as possible regarding FIRE and your donation.

Thanks,
Reverend Amanda

Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2015 11:22 am

Wonderful work FM (and anyone else involved).

I have a very simple suggestion for how he can improve this monstrosity to meet correct church standards. As one can clearly see from the last photo the upper portion is correctly angled for a pyramid but it is incomplete in the lower sections which remain vertical. All that is required is for him to add a few (ha!) more bags so that each angle from the top goes right straight to the ground.

That is, instead of something like
^
| |
it should be shaped like
^
/ \

(apologies, it would be clearer with monospaced type but I think you can get the idea from the characters above).

Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2015 11:26 am

This is outstanding. I look forward to seeing what else you can make this lad do. Very Happy

Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2015 11:31 am

Thanks Big X Smile

@FH5- That's very true, a few more bags should allow for that, as well as giving less space in his backgarden, I noticed that water tower as well in the background, could be useful.

Nailgunner has actually produced a blueprint for the TWAT monument which will be available for anyone who wants it very soon.

Elite Baiter Joined: 10 Mar 2013 Posts: 1486

firehouse5 wrote:

Wonderful work FM (and anyone else involved).

I have a very simple suggestion for how he can improve this monstrosity to meet correct church standards. As one can clearly see from the last photo the upper portion is correctly angled for a pyramid but it is incomplete in the lower sections which remain vertical. All that is required is for him to add a few (ha!) more bags so that each angle from the top goes right straight to the ground.

That is, instead of something like
^
| |
it should be shaped like
^
/ \

(apologies, it would be clearer with monospaced type but I think you can get the idea from the characters above).

I also could suggest a few:

1) That wall is too close to the pyramid. That will make certain crurch functions realy difficult.

2) It also makes the pyramid look small. This is unacceptable as the purpose of the pyramid is supposed to look massive and overall impressive! This is a religion afterall!

Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2015 11:48 am

The parts count and a quick estimate of the weight of a sandbag shows that a properly constructed pyramid should weigh a shade over 8 tons.

Your poor lad Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2015 2:40 pm

He really should have a photo taken in front of the pyramid holding a sign saying "Complete TWAT"

Nice job FM.

Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2015 2:51 pm

@B8er that's an excellent idea, I've gotten 5 different trophies from him now so he won't question it either, that'll be in my next message.

We've spoken about a possible rebuild but because of time constraints we've decided that we are going to move onto phase 2 of the bait as opposed to the rebuild.

I won't ruin the surprise for phases 2 and 3 but keep an eye on this thread Wink

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2010 Posts: 3877

Capone wrote:

An astonishing achievement! Class A baiting-too bad it'll have to be redone correctly....

I agree with you. astonishing achievement, and yet I see a few problems.

1. is it correctly adjusted to east and west? (and not to mekka?).

2. with his devilish looking t-shirt (the 2 red horns), he might have desecrated that place. he needs to restore the sacretness of this place.

and 3. it looks like a house, not a pyramid.

by the way, is he aware that he shouldn't just build a pyramid but also take care of it? means, when he did it properly, he isn't allowed to dismantle it any more, and he needs to protect it from evil forces who want to destroy TWAT and its monuments.

because currently, it looks like he can dismantle it tomorrow to resell the bags.

EDIT to add: maybe to restore the place, he needs to do a ceremony in a special outfit (less textiles preferred).

Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2015 5:03 pm

@FM-you're definitely past probationary status! Monuments are seriously accomplished baiting.

Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2015 5:20 pm

Brilliant stuff, here. Nice work, FM!

Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2015 5:56 pm

Awesomely awesome!

Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2015 5:58 pm

Major kudos, FM, on the leaning pyramid of TWAT!!! Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2015 7:03 pm

Fantastic work FM. Your lad, not so much. His monument is hideous. Welcome to the TWAT club.
Now, in my experience, a lad that have erected a pyramid is a prime candidate for a safari. He will of course get his cash, but sadly he cannot get it in his home country. Money has to be picked up in the nearest TWAT office, which isn't in his country.
But first he needs to preform the ordainment ceremony.

T.W.A.T

Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2015 7:19 pm

Dr Mike wrote:

He will of course get his cash, but sadly he cannot get it in his home country.

Funny you should mention that, Dr. Mike. Here's a little teaser:

Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2015 7:30 pm

Here's Pastor Om4r's latest reply, he really can't wait to safari Very Happy

Pastor Om4r to Reverend Amanda wrote:

Hello Amanda,
Thank you very much for your affirmatory response to my mail which I
pre-supposes that my completion of the monument of Faith was approved.
I must not fail to thank you for the guidaince thus far on these
journey and the entire Membership Committee.

I await earnestly your information regarding to next phase
requirement, FIRE and all other usefu/relevant information.

Awaits your swift response.

Colleen Omar Adams.

Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2015 7:42 pm

This is most excellent work!

Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2015 7:44 pm

Sadly, I am forced to agree with Capone that it must be ENTIRELY redone -- the feng shui is all wrong.

Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2015 9:22 pm

He can't re-sell or return those sandbags if he paints them, can he?

Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2015 9:31 pm

^ On the receipt it says he can't get a refund at all Twisted Evil

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 26 Aug 2006 Posts: 577

He fixed the tippiness but needs and introduction to Pythogoras.

Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2015 9:47 pm

Do you have a count of the number of bags or the price paid? According to this article from 6 months ago, cement dropped to around $5 per bag.
http://leadership.ng/business/393398/politics-cement-pricing-nigeria

Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2015 9:49 pm

There is a precedent for a wonky pyramid.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bent_Pyramid

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