Pastor Om4r TWAT 2- Omar's Retribution

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Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2015 8:31 pm

Pastor Om4r has replied to Rev Williams and Rev Hugandkiss.

Pastor Om4r wrote:

Hello Reverend Jonathan,

Its indeed an honour and previledge to hear from you and have you
contact me expressing how pleased you are with my effort so far on the
TWAT monument construction.

I am doing all within my powers, reach and intensifying efforts to
double up my speed to ensure that it is completed as soon so possible.
Tentatively, I'm working hard to ensure that in two weeks time, the
monument will be completed.

Best regards,

Pastor Om4r

Here is his message to Rev Amanda

Quote:

Thank you very much for your mail and am delighted to know that you
are pleased with the progress of work done so far. I will ensure that
I keep you updated on the progress of work done continuously.

I will endeavour as soon as possible scan the receipt of the expense
so far to you and its a great deal of encouragement that the committee
will look into my donations upon completion.

How did the meeting with the most senior Reverend go and hope it went
well? Like you highlighted in one of your earlier mails, any news/word
or updates with regards to my attendance at the meeting coming up
soon?

Best regards,
Pastor Om4r

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2010 Posts: 3877

jojobean wrote:

I'm sure these batters will take care of the lad and make sure he waters that pyramid properly.

That pyramid is going to be over 100,000lbs. Well over. The first level alone is about 10k. And that's before the holy water gets added.

but isn't that all somebody in west africa could ever wish for? have a 50 ton concrete pyramid sitting in your back yard, which was quite expensive and yet it's completely useless and hard to remove.

how about this: the outer layer can be made of bags, but the inner part should be just the cement, without the bags. Smile

Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2015 3:57 pm

Pastor Om4r has now sent me the receipts for buying the sandbags and give me the cost which was around £323.19 or $502.89, but didn't disclose the cost of labour, so we now know how much it cost and estimated construction time Smile

Pastor Om4r wrote:

Hello Amanda,

Kindly find attached the requested receipts. The only expense so far
not enlisted in the receipt was the labour I employed to fil the bags.

Each sand bags was filled with the sands @rate of 100naira per bag
Total of 1000 bags =100 x 1000 = 100,000 (one hundred thousand nair only)

Thank you very much for the support and love.

Best regards,

Pastor Om4r

Here is the receipt he sent (I have redacted ITP contact information as well as Om4r's contact number)

Reverend Amanda has written back asking for more information about the monument, we don't want some 2-d shit being built instead.

Rev Amanda to Pastor Om4r wrote:

Dear Pastor Om4r,
Thank you for your kind response. Your photographs of your monument were well received and Reverend Phystme was very happy to see you are making progress with the monument. Please continue to send us photographs of the construction over the next 2 weeks until completion as we plan on featuring them in our new TWAT magazine.

I have submitted to the receipt to our Finance team for the taxes, but please could you tell us how much the cost of labour was and if you intend to use other people to build the monument.

Thanks,
Reverend Amanda

Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2015 11:08 am

Really nice start, FM. I am sure your lad will appreciate crafting the pyramid with his own hands!

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2010 Posts: 3877

nice

he invests quite some money.

any chance to get a more permanent construction?

Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2015 11:58 am

@Capone- Thanks Very Happy

@Robert- Yes we do Twisted Evil

Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2015 12:06 pm

About £340. Nice Smile

Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2015 8:50 pm

Person C passed me this image the other day from Pastor Om4r, showing the progress of the monument so far, we have addressed its current shape as it doesn't look like a pyramid at the moment and seems to be hollow.

Reverend Amanda to Pastor Om4r wrote:

Dear Pastor Om4r,
I have received your pictures of the monument so far. Our only concern with the construction is at the moment it seems to be hollow and not shaped like a pyramid yet. This is a problem as the monument will not stand if it is mishappen which would mean a lot of work to rebuild, if it is hollow the monument will just collapse in on itself.

I believe that Reverend Dover may have already spoken to you about this issue, but it is very simple to correct the problem. Thank you for your continued support for the TWAT and I wish you the best of luck in building your monument.

Regards,
Reverend Amanda

Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2015 10:12 pm

Over on the other end of the bait, my attorney person has been quietly encouraging the lad and putting some subtle pressure on him:

Eager Lad wrote:

Like I informed Rev <FM> that I will be completing the <Pyramid> construction by next weekend but with this information you
have given me am going to double my effort and work harder to ensure I
finish the construction earlier than that so I can proceed to the next
requirement or stage I need to complete as well

Although his construction skills may be a bit lacking, the lad certainly has enthusiasm!

Elite Baiter Joined: 10 Mar 2013 Posts: 1486

I'm sure that this has been discussed before but have you guys thought the possibility that for some reason you actualy create a religion? That some of these lads actualy come to believe on all this?

Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2015 1:11 pm

The only thing the lad believes in is the large sum of money that he thinks he's going to get for joining the "Church". If there was no money, this lad wouldn't be building a pyramid and as soon as he got his money, a real church (not that any real church would be making offers like this) wouldn't see him for dust, unless he thought he could get more out of them.

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2010 Posts: 3877

Leka wrote:

I'm sure that this has been discussed before but have you guys thought the possibility that for some reason you actualy create a religion? That some of these lads actualy come to believe on all this?

maybe. but on the other hand, the afford to enter the church are so high... once bobjohnson, who is famous for the bison head tattoos, had a lad, who convinced someone else to join his church. and the two lads (okay, second one is unconfirmed) sported their tattoos on pictures, with the classic line "I give BJ".

Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2015 12:21 pm

No reply from Pastor Om4r for a few days, I think he is too busy building the monument Rolling Eyes

Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2015 2:17 pm

I think he's tried to fob you off with the old lazy lad's 'just build 2 walls and take a photo' trick. You want full squares, photo's from above, each layer slightly smaller than the last - hey it gets easier to build as you go on!

One the pyramid is up, tell some other lads where it is, and that there is a trunkbox buried (deep) under it containing a fortune.

And stand well back.....

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2010 Posts: 3877

^^

nice idea Very Happy

is it possible to force him to actually bury a trunk with a treasure within the pyramid?

after all, the pyramid should be worth something.

or otherwise, how about telling the other lads that there is something of value hidden in one of the bags? then they cut every bag open, making them worthless.

as a funny side effect, a bunch of lads raiding his pyramid could hook him even stronger, if he knows in advance that there are others...

Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2015 4:47 pm

Some good ideas Laughing

I'm gonna ask for some more construction pics to make sure it definitely has 4 walls.

Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2015 9:05 pm

Roycropper wrote:

I think he's tried to fob you off with the old lazy lad's 'just build 2 walls and take a photo' trick. You want full squares, photo's from above, each layer slightly smaller than the last - hey it gets easier to build as you go on!.

Here's an example of sustained Lad laziness.

https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1496863&highlight=whistle#1496863

Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2015 10:07 pm

Reverend Jonathan Williams to Pastor Om4r wrote:

Dear Pastor Om4r,
I hope all is going well with the construction of your monument. I have spoken with Reverend Cheatham as Reverend Hugandkiss is currently out of the country on an aid mission until next week so he won't be able to reply to any emails until then at least.

I just wanted to check in with you regarding the construction of your monument and see how everything is going. Please could you provide me with some updated images showing construction for our board meeting which we are hosting on Saturday, Reverend Will.i.am U. Phystme is very keen to see your progress.

Regards,
Reverend J Williams

Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2015 10:47 pm

I now have the updated images- I'll upload them in the next hour.

Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2015 7:54 am

Great work. Do remember to tell your lad to build less walls and more pyramids. He obviously has the construction materials. And when that pyramid shape is done he is gonna have to try hard to have the structure hollow.

Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2015 7:59 am

wow that's a nice TWAT in progress, haven't seen one for ages! Outstanding!

Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2015 4:53 pm

Here are the updated images, he has been very busy building this so far, only problem is that its more of a cuboid than a pyramid at the moment Rolling Eyes

either that are its going to be a giant pyramid Very Happy

Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2015 4:57 pm

It would be a shame if those bags were to get wet...

Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2015 5:04 pm

@bware-- It really would be a shame Twisted Evil

two weeks of hard work literally down the drain.

Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2015 5:07 pm

Perhaps he's building the leaning tower of TWAT.

If he could get it say 10 storeys high then you could perhaps get him to film himself jumping off of it to show his faith in TWAT to protect him from harm.

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