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jose_cuervo
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/\/\/\ The origin of TWAT? |
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jojobean
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That is a rather compelling argument, indeed. Timbuktu is just the ideal place for a lad. It sounds hilarious I mean, what sounds further away than Timbuktu? Nowhere. |
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Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
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/\/\/\ Buhm Fahq?
Lovely place. Been there, a time or two, myself. |
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Wed Sep 02, 2015 3:01 pm |
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He has been given the option of Egypt. That's a long shot though.
Dover wrote to Omar:
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I assure you that this will not happen twice. There is no one who is that unlucky.
I know for a fact that you have not come into the TWAT because of the money. I know that you're doing it because nothing on this earth feels better than being inside the TWAT. Sadly, some people lose interest the moment they come in the TWAT. But I know you aren't like that. It's not that we think that we TWAT/CLITs should live lavish lifestyles. But we do think that you should live comfortably. We don't want our TWATs in raggedy old clothes.
Appearance is important. Not to be vain, but to be a good representative of the TWAT church. We want our TWATs to look clean and presentable. Nothing is worse than an unkempt TWAT. We always ask that they be well groomed also. We aren't saying every TWAT has to be clean shaven. But, any TWAT hair should be properly trimmed and not too long. We don't want any Jimi Hendrix looking TWATs. This isn't 1968!
I know you would never join the TWAT just for the money. You have never appeared to be all about the money. Sadly, many of our African TWATs have only been into the TWAT for the money. This really is sad, because it can lead to a better life for them, if they would only dedicate themselves.
I spoke with Phystme. I am going to tell you something that should make you feel honoured. I am not 100% sure of this, but I think he is going to work with you himself on the Act of Dedication. Omar, he has NEVER worked with someone on that before. Never. If he is going to be your mentor, then you are a lucky man. He may even show you how the CLIT works and give you private instruction. This is amazing. But, please act surprised when he mentions it. I don't want him to know I spoiled the news!!!
As far as the Muslim countries... I want to assure you that we do NOT share beliefs with Muslims. No part of the TWAT is Muslim. However, we do want to spread TWAT to those Muslim nations. I firmly believe that the reason they are so unhappy in those places is because there is a lack of TWAT. I think if we could spread some TWAT around, those terrorists wouldn't be such a group of meanies.
Another reason is that those countries are very easy to get into as far as holding conferences. Even though they are Muslim, they happily accept the money we offer to them to host conferences there. So, as part of being a light to the Muslims without TWAT, we have beautiful resources.
We have some other nations that aren't Mulsim, but they are far away from you. If you want to know them, we can offer them to you. We want to accommodate you. Belgium is Catholic. Like I said, I would really recommend you try for Belgium or Timbuktu. Those are the two best places to go, as far as our resorts. They're wonderful places. You'll be treated like a king there. Have you made a decision on your preferred location?
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Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
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Mattaz
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Wed Sep 02, 2015 4:26 pm |
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You'll be treated like a king there |
In Belgium??
Not much difference as you guys threat him now
Here you will be laughed at when you are the king. |
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Wed Sep 02, 2015 6:33 pm |
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Omar's response to Phystme's "guilt trip" email:
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I want you to understand that am not a selfish and self centered
individual who thinks only about my well being but of anyone who is
contacted with me or have anything to with me, what I mean by this is
that I would give anything in the world within my powers to have
Anita's safe return home just to put an end to the pain and wailing it
has cost her parent and family. Daily I pray and do put it in prayers
every minute for her safety and safe arrival, believe me I would not
want to jeopardize her life nor safe return for my personal
gratification because she took a risk just to ensure I was well and
get to the resort when no one else was willing to give me direction or
even pick me up to the resort.
I do understand the challenge everyone is having right now and why I
can't get the needed help, there is no problem about it that and I
know for surety that this is just trial times that will soon pass away
unveiling the latter glory of the whole matter.
Thank you once again for your love, care and support but of utmost
importance to be mentioned is the fact that am still amazed by your
simplicity and down to earth nature of dealing with me is one of a
kind I have seen with a man of your personality, I can't but just
express my profound gratitude to you once again sir! |
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There is no need to explain anything. I completely understand that, to each of Us, Our problems are paramount. However, speaking as someone who runs an organization in which many people depend upon Me, I sometimes have to deal with the realization that My problems (as critical as they may seem to Me) are of less import than those of the Church and those of the people around Me.
Since Ben and Bob and a few others are currently trying to organize Our Circling of the CLIT, I truly hope you understand just how unique and unprecedented this situation really is. We only rarely allow one of Our TWATs entry to the CLIT and, if We told one of Our uninitiated members that they were invited to the Circling, I daresay they would be willing to break whatever other engagements they may have just for an opportunity to get closer to the CLIT. It is a sign of the respect and affection that everyone has for you that We are willing to hold Our Circling at a time that is convenient for your schedule and will also best accommodate your needs. However, since you should not make the mistake of confusing compassion with weakness, it would still be in your best interest to get back to Ben and let him know to where you would like to travel and when you think you will be able to travel there, as missing both a FIRE and a Circling would not be the best way to show your faith and belief in the Church.
While you are explaining your schedule to Ben, We need to take care of a few minor administrative duties here. Firstly, and most importantly, We need to address your Act of Dedication. I have already informed Ben that I will personally work with you on this critical ritual. Since you are both a TWAT of the Year and a member of the CLIT, I may need to consult one of our experts on the Regulations of the Church for some clarification re: the ritual.
And, one of My assistants, Our Rev. Robert (or something like that) is still pestering Me that your file needs updated. Therefore, I really do need you to send Me a few photographs so I can get Rev. Robert off of my back:
- A recent photo of you in your TWAT robe (preferably in front of your Monument of Faith)
- A recent photo of your Monument of Faith (Remember -- this photo will become part of your permanent record, so I really think it would be in your best interest to do something very special with it. Our website needs updating soon, and I think it would be simply wonderful to have a page that really shows off and spotlights our newest TWAT of the Year. However, I will leave that up to you.)
- All of the other photos that you took on your Pilgrimage
So may I please ask that you let Me know when you will be able to provide Us with these, and your preferences for your attendance at Our Circling of the CLIT? |
And Omar's (rather short) follow-up:
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Thanks for your understanding and peculiarity of handling of my case,
it shows the love, affection and favours I have gained within the TWAT
but worthy of note in thy sight as well.
I will get the details you have required to you on or before the end
of this very week.
I must not faill to express once again my heart felt gratitude Sir! |
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House Haranguer: Alone we stand, together we thrive
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And here is our first push for the tat. Since we're not monsters, and in keeping with the "pick your poison" theme, we wanted to leave much of the choice re: size, location on the chest, etc. up to our boi:
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I understand your gratitude. Really, I do. At this level of the Church, We see many TWATs coming and going all the time. And, even though We like to think that Our rules apply to all, when we see a TWAT of exceptional promise come by, well, sometimes We just need to bend the rules a teeny bit and schedule Our meetings in a place that is more convenient for them.
My assistant, the Rev. Robert (or something like that) is asking Me about your photos what seems like every day, so please do get those to Me soonest so We may update your file and check that off of Our list of to-do's.
Now, I would like to speak to you about our Act of Dedication. Since you have been named not just a TWAT, but a TWAT of the Year, and have been allowed entry to the CLIT, I think it only fair that I personally work with you and see this most important ritual through to completion. The purpose of Our Act of Dedication is to allow Us to identify all of Our members for the TWATs that they are. And We do this by placing the Sanctified and Holy Image of the TWAT on Our bodies in the form of a tattoo. Now, while most people would put such an image on an arm or a leg, We feel this creates an atmosphere of exclusion. After all, just because We are TWATs and they are not, We do not feel it is fair to push our TWATness in the faces of those who have not yet come to kneel in front of the TWAT.
Instead, We have decided to place the Sanctified and Holy Image of the TWAT on Our chests. This way, We can say that We are always carrying Our Faith with Us and close to Our hearts, yet We are not forcing Our TWATs under the nose of someone who may not be interested in them.
One question that Our Elders frequently receive from Our Initiates is in regard to the size of the Sanctified and Holy Image of the TWAT and I always tell the Elders to counsel Our Initiates that is a decision that only one person can make. After all, it is not for Us to dictate the amount of faith or belief you have in Our Church. Instead, We like to say that, traditionally, the size of the Sanctified and Holy Image of the TWAT that you place on yourself indicates the amount of faith you have and, if I have learned but one thing in all My years of working with Our Church, it is that the degree of faith an Initiate has goes a long way to determining the success he will have in Our Church. However, I must warn you that, if We think an Initiate's Mark of Faith is too small, then We may need to question the faith of the wearer.
I have checked with Our Elder who is responsible for Our Dedication Regulations, a very nice man named Reverend James O'Kehr, and he informed Me that, since you are both a TWAT of the Year and a member of the CLIT, We just need to make a special notation on your Mark of Faith, as shown in the picture I have attached.
So please get Me those photos that Rev. Robert has been asking about, and let Me know when you will be able to complete your Act of Dedication and receive your Mark of Faith. |
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Pastor Omar (Edo->N'Djamena->Abeche): "I have been slept in tached huts in the Sahara deserts"
x3 x3 Rev. Prosper (Lagos->Timbuktu): "I have never been in to this type of thing in my life and you called it enjoyment"
House Haranguer: Alone we stand, together we thrive
"trust is hard to build until the foot step of trust has been stepped" Jammy King, getting philosophical
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dementedman
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Timbuktu is where Donald Duck used to run to wherever he had pissed off the town. It was the vision of far away.
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jose_cuervo
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Wed Sep 02, 2015 6:53 pm |
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Ummm, TLH? You posted the wrong email re: the tattoo.
Blame it on the goat. |
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TLH → You have sent the tattoo to Omar- Have you shown him an example of a TWAT with serious dedication? A photo perhaps of the tattoo taking up most of someone's chest? I would be willing to whip something up for you if you don't have one ready... |
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It seems like his entry into the TWAT is suffering cunstant delays. I suggest that you fast-track him as a Reverend Oblate Desciple. All he will need to do is pass a Heavenly And Redeemed Doctrine test. Surely a HARD ROD will have no preblem getting into the TWAT. |
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jojobean
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Bait-a Ray Bill wrote: |
TLH → You have sent the tattoo to Omar- Have you shown him an example of a TWAT with serious dedication? A photo perhaps of the tattoo taking up most of someone's chest? I would be willing to whip something up for you if you don't have one ready... |
YES!!!!! |
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Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
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Wed Sep 02, 2015 8:40 pm |
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Still waiting on Omar's reply, why doesn't he like Amanda anymore? I didn't even doom him |
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jojobean
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Omar is like the son Ben never had. Or wanted. This email is gold.
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Hello Ben,
Thank you very much for your kind words and support. I must say
sincerely that am overwhelmed with joy the way am been given the
needed love and support through this process.
On the choice of the location of travelling for the conference I
really prefer to attend it in a Catholic country (Belgium) or within
Africa choose the ancient city of Giza, Egypt but the challenge of
travelling its what I am dealing with and I have not been able to
settle that out right now. Firstly, the funding to take care of this
is not available to me because right now am home and dry in terms of
funding. I have been trying to raise funds/cash since my return from
Chad things are not falling in place for me. I had to even put a
property I acquired sometimes ago on sale and a buyer is not
forthcoming. Secondly, with this sudden threat to life alerts and
calls I received earlier, am really scared and so I doing everyrhing
possible to get myself out of this whole scenerio that I don't even
understand how, where it coming from and what to do about it. I had to
put off my mobile number so I can't be reached or traced for now.
Sincerely, I think we have come a long way and build this bond of
friendship that we can share thoughts and reason together like
father/Son relationship and Peptalks together,
1. what is the possiblity of hoding the conference within my country
just to accomodate me because of the prevailing circumstances?
2. I did received a mail from Rev Phystme earlier like you did said He
wants to work with me to see to my Act of Dedication and there is a
little twist to that effect because he said am going to have a little
inscription of the Sanctified and Holy TWAT tattoo. I sincerely do
not believe in carrying a tattoo on my body as a mark of my Faith and
dedication to the Church because I believe that my commitment to
responsibilities and faith dedication we speak for itself on the long
run! Does it mean without the tattoo, I cannot be addressed as a TWAT
Please my Father, permit me to call you my father within the TWAT
because you have proven yourself to be more than a father to me. Do
not consider my talk as irrational but a heart-to-heart talk and
little secret between us on my shared thoughts to know the
possibilities of things.
Like I have earlier committed, its not a mere exeggeration I have a
lot to do with the TWAT than it can be imagined by anyone for now but
I had like to cross these stages and hurdles as soon as possible so I
can get started to unfold my commitment level/plan.
Thanks and I await your swift response as soon as possible.
PS: kindly help me out with my thoughts and thoughts of not seeing
this hopes and commitment not coming true as I thought or planned is
driving me crazy right now!
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He is balking at a tattoo? Whoa. Daddy is gonna put the smack down. |
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Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
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Does it mean without the tattoo, I cannot be addressed as a TWAT |
Too fucking right you're not. You don't make up the rules around here Omar, we do. We say jump, you say how high. No tattoo, no TWAT. There can be no middleground here. |
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jojobean
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I won't lie, I laughed like crazy is I wrote this message. The best part are the George Michael references.
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Little Omar,
I hope you don't mind that I call you little Omar. You are like a son to me. I will gladly be your father. I will be your father figure. Put your tiny hand in mine. I will be your preacher teacher. I will be your father figure. I have had enough of crime. I will be the one who loves you, til the end of time.
I will be sure to keep this email between us. You don't ever have to worry about confiding in me.
I realize that your funds are a bit low. But little Omar, I really think that this is all going to turn out beautifully in the end. I think that you will really enjoy the locations.
As to your question of whether or not we could hold the conference in Nigeria, we cannot. Because of the whole Boko Haram incident, we are not allowed to step foot into Nigeria. They have already discouraged us from the CLIT conference. However, we told them the locations and those were permitted by the authorities. Our travel to Africa right now is extremely limited. We really had to fight to be able to hold this conference there for you. Since you missed the first one, we explain to them how important this was. Plus, we only have selected locations where we have all of the amenities we require.
Are you truly living in fear because of these terrorists? I would be too. They are incredibly frightening and it seems like they already got to your house so they must know where you live. That would scare me. I would ask that you keep your phone number turned on in case my niece tries to call you. It would be very unfortunate if she was able to tell you where she was located but your phone was turned off.
The tattoo, as an act of dedication, is a very common thing. Obviously it is a big step of faith. But I know you have the faith Omar. You might be a little Omar, but you have big faith. I have no doubt that you will come up with the fantastic tattoo for your active dedication. It is indeed required for your admittance into the church. I think that you will find that you will be very proud of it. You will look back in 10 years and wish that you had gotten it bigger. Trust me, little Omar.
I must ask you to get this tattoo done as quickly as possible. You do not want to keep Reverend William waiting. If you could get it done by the end of the weekend, he would be most impressed.
Little Omar, I want to thank you for your dedication. There have been many trials and tribulations along the way. But you were going to come through on the other side. Just like I believe my niece will return safely. You're a good guy. And I am proud to be your father figure. I'll be your daddy. You can call me daddy Dover if you like.
How soon do you think you can have the tattoo completed? It is of upmost importance that you prove to William Phystme that you do not delay things. This single act of dedication can put you in the greatest favour of all time. Also, I would recommend making sure that the tattoo is of a decent size. You do not want it to appear that you were not dedicated to brother William. I have seen people try to get away with lackluster approaches and it always turns out better if you just go big.
Thank you so much for your dedication. I hope to hear from you soon.
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Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
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TheLoneHaranguer
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Bait-a Ray Bill wrote: |
TLH → You have sent the tattoo to Omar- Have you shown him an example of a TWAT with serious dedication? A photo perhaps of the tattoo taking up most of someone's chest? I would be willing to whip something up for you if you don't have one ready... |
Oh, please do, Bill!
If Omar's faith is wavering, we need to show him proof that this is a common occurrence within the church... |
_________________ Harry Loans
George "Dimwit" Padmore
Dave Tittysoggy: "you have spirit of betrayer in you and you make me doubt your competence as a lawyer"
Pastor Omar (Edo->N'Djamena->Abeche): "I have been slept in tached huts in the Sahara deserts"
x3 x3 Rev. Prosper (Lagos->Timbuktu): "I have never been in to this type of thing in my life and you called it enjoyment"
House Haranguer: Alone we stand, together we thrive
"trust is hard to build until the foot step of trust has been stepped" Jammy King, getting philosophical
"i HAVE WRITTEN 73 MESSAGES TO YOU WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR?" Rev. Boutin Dickson, not getting it |
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Father Moleman
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Wed Sep 02, 2015 9:32 pm |
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Shiver had a few great examples in his fake church baits which might be useful as templates, I'm insisting on this tattoo there's no two ways about it. |
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Padme
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Thu Sep 03, 2015 12:42 am |
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or within Africa choose the ancient city of Giza, Egypt |
Fortunately, there is never any terrorist activity in Egypt... |
_________________ "Your knife will surely cut off your head trust me. Useless man zombie."
"Shege danburuba, your end has come. The spirit of all the people you kill is after you now and you can not excape it. See you in hell dan esika."
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oscarpiles
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Thu Sep 03, 2015 12:46 am |
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Hi first time poster; long time lurker…er no um…I don’t normally post in some of the ‘Bigger Baits’ as I am one jealous SOB and usually start an Ethics Debate and a Conga line, no wait a minute that ain’t it either, it is simply too much reading for my liking BUT this is Frickin’ Gold:
Omar Wrote:
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Please my Father, permit me to call you my father within the TWAT |
Lemmy Kilmister could write an album around that one line (if he hasn’t already). |
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I do not want to be associated with occult and blood sucking organization,i was told that you are not a man of God but an occult leader with 666 sign. - Elvis
Until thy kingdom hell of stupidity thy come!!! - Sarah
I AM GOING CRAZYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Bobby/Jenny/Jugs/moneyp**
ufffffffffffffffffffffffff - Outlander
F*ck you ass all – Jerry Asshat
i am a good lad i have told u that many times - Kevin the Idiot
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TheLoneHaranguer
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Thu Sep 03, 2015 1:37 am |
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^^^ Yes, our boi Omar truly is a poet. It's one of the reasons why Anita fell so hard for him... |
_________________ Harry Loans
George "Dimwit" Padmore
Dave Tittysoggy: "you have spirit of betrayer in you and you make me doubt your competence as a lawyer"
Pastor Omar (Edo->N'Djamena->Abeche): "I have been slept in tached huts in the Sahara deserts"
x3 x3 Rev. Prosper (Lagos->Timbuktu): "I have never been in to this type of thing in my life and you called it enjoyment"
House Haranguer: Alone we stand, together we thrive
"trust is hard to build until the foot step of trust has been stepped" Jammy King, getting philosophical
"i HAVE WRITTEN 73 MESSAGES TO YOU WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR?" Rev. Boutin Dickson, not getting it |
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jojobean
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Thu Sep 03, 2015 2:55 am |
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My assistant, the Rev. Robert (or something like that) is asking Me about your photos what seems like every day, so please do get those to Me soonest so We may update your file and check that off of Our list of to-do's.
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Haha. Phystme is such a dick. |
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Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
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Yastreb
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Thu Sep 03, 2015 10:11 am |
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jojobean wrote: |
jose_cuervo wrote: |
Straight from the lad playbook, jojobean wrote: |
But please do everything you can to raise whatever funds you need to meet us in the meantime. If you have to sell items or anything like that, just do it. The donation you're getting more easily replace anything lost. |
Unfortunately, Om4r may never realize the beautiful irony of that statement. |
The thing is, we really want to just get him far away. And he needs to sell and do whatever he can to do that. I don't want to hear any weak excuses either.
It always amazes me how they don't see that we use their own tricks on them. This is an exact line a lad would use. But they just don't see it.
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I got to that stage in one recent bait - I was telling the orphan Lad that all the evidence was pointing towards his trunk boxes being stolen by the "security company". So I told him:
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You were screaming something about how you'd never lose your fund. Well, one day you'll contact me and admit that you were wrong and beg me to help you. |
I've heard that line so many times!
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Just remember; one day I will hear from you and you will admit that you were wrong and that I was right and you'll beg for my help and I'll reply "No". |
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_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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