Trucker John Returns

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Posted: Fri May 01, 2015 5:22 pm

This is a one off from a Scammer that I had abused a good year back. Today while bored at work I stepped back into Yahell for some amusement:

Quote:

TruckerJohn: Hey there
Mugu: hey
TruckerJohn: Long time no talking to.
Mugu: hmmm
Mugu: because you dont want to help me with the money that i need
TruckerJohn: Well I trying to my Butter Tart yes I was.
Mugu: hmmm
TruckerJohn: I ain't getting you there Little Laddy.
Mugu: you refuse to help me
Mugu: when i need it most
Mugu: so what do you want now
TruckerJohn: Well I was hoping we could be together like we was planning to be my Jelly Filled Doughnut.
Mugu: you dont want to send money to me
Mugu: so we cant
TruckerJohn: Am willing to give you everything you is deserving.
Mugu: what country re you at now?
TruckerJohn: Am still in the United State my Bean Burrito.
Mugu: what state
TruckerJohn: Oklahoma which is the only real State I'm figuring cause we gots us all the good stuff here like Chicken Fried Steak and Cat Fingers and Punch Bait too.
Mugu: ahahahah lol
Mugu: you re darm funny
Mugu: but too bad..am in UAE right now but i am coming in the next 4 days
Mugu: do you still care
TruckerJohn: I sure does cause I be needing me a Good Womern to be taking care of me I does!
Mugu: Are you gong to send money to me now...so that i can give you the infor
TruckerJohn: Well I sure can at that cause I be needing you here with me if you is understanding my meaning?
Mugu: yes i do but i told you i need $500 tthen so re you going to send that or how much re you going to send?
TruckerJohn: Well that sure don't seem like enough Money to me no it don't!
Mugu: how much re you willing to send
Mugu: tell me because i need it today
TruckerJohn: Well I could sends you a couple Thousand I was thinking so you can buy yerself some pretty things and get yerself all fru frued up for me.
Mugu: k
Mugu: here is the infor
Mugu: Name:...Mr. Mugu
City...Dubai
Country:... United Arab Emirates
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Mugu: that is the infor
Mugu: send it through western union and gimme the infor to pick it up
TruckerJohn: My Potato Pancake I be needing me a Bankering account to transfer you the Money yes I do!
Mugu: no
Mugu: send it through western union
Mugu: if not bye
TruckerJohn: Well I spose I best think this through then...hmmmm. Wait a second while I cipher on this my Peach Melba?
Oh while I is perambulating I just gots reminded of a real funny joke the DOT Feller told me the other day. Want to hear it my Crab Surprise?
Mugu: you re not serious
Mugu: type
TruckerJohn: what you meaning there Apple Dumpling? I done tolds you I was willing to send you $2,000 Greenbacks didn't I by Gawd?
BUZZ!!!
Mugu: what
Mugu: gave you infor...
Mugu: if you re serious then send it through western union and gimme infor to pick i
Mugu: it when you re done
TruckerJohn: You ain't seeming overly grateful here my little Pork Chop
TruckerJohn: Gimme a minute I gotsta water the tires so bad I can taste it yes I can!
BUZZ!!!
Mugu: yea
TruckerJohn: Wow that sure feels better yes it does.
Mugu: when you send the money then talk to me
Mugu: please
TruckerJohn: I is beginning to think you don't for me none at all my Little chicken wing.
BUZZ!!!
Mugu: wgar
Mugu: what
TruckerJohn: Well you ain't saying nothing bout nothing no how.
BUZZ!!!
Mugu: gave you infor
Mugu: send the money at wester union
Mugu: and gimme infor to pick it up
Mugu: if not pls dont disturb me again
TruckerJohn: Since when is I disturbing you? You ain't be very nice to me no you ain't!
Mugu: bye
TruckerJohn: Bye. I thinks I'll give my money to someone deserving then.
As they say in France Sayonara Baby!

Posted: Thu May 07, 2015 1:13 am

Sure this is probably a waste of time but then again that is what we do eh? Since I don't burn Lads they tend to come back:

Quote:

TruckerJohn: Hey there
MUGU:how are you doing
TruckerJohn: Am great now that you is here.
MUGU:thanks
MUGU:and how is work today with you
TruckerJohn: Well i wasn't bad I spose.
MUGU:ok
MUGU:miss your chat
TruckerJohn: Aww same here!
MUGU:good
MUGU:what hapen yesterday you were not online
TruckerJohn: Well I was driving a whole bunch and when I checked you wasn't on line is all I'm guessing.
MUGU:ohh ok
MUGU:i try to reeach you but i could not
TruckerJohn: I only gots me the CB when I is driving so that kinda makes it tough I spose.
MUGU:ok
MUGU:hello
TruckerJohn: WellHllo bavk
TruckerJohn: I means hello back.
MUGU:ok
MUGU:so what is new
TruckerJohn: Not much but I thought you didn't wants to talk to me no more is all.
MUGU:why do you say so
TruckerJohn: Well didn't you say you wouldn't talk to me unless I went to Wester Union or something?
MUGU:yeah i say so but never mind
TruckerJohn: Well that kinda makes me has some funny feelings is all.
MUGU:ok
TruckerJohn: Cause it made me real sad and all.
MUGU:sorry
TruckerJohn: That shoulds be Sorry Sir!
MUGU:ok
MUGU:ok
TruckerJohn: Well say then Womern!
MUGU:ok
MUGU:ok
TruckerJohn: You just ain't getting it and am madder than a Hydrophoby Skunk tied to an ant hill with it's ears smeared with jam I is!
MUGU:what do you mean?
TruckerJohn: Yuo shoulds be apologizing in a more better manner likes I was telling you to is all.
MUGU:i still dont understand you right
TruckerJohn: I asked you to apologize properly is all by saying sorry Sir and you ain't doing it.
MUGU:hahah i cant ok
MUGU:my sorry does not mean what i said is wrong ok
TruckerJohn: ?
MUGU:i ask you money and you said you cant then live me how can you siad yo love someone and you cant help her
TruckerJohn: You apologize proper like then we can tlaks bout the Money you getting me my Sweet Potato?
MUGU:i ask you 100$ and you refuse but yet you said you love me
TruckerJohn: I didn't refuse nothing but you is refusing even proper courtesy so am confuse.
MUGU:ok will you help me or not
TruckerJohn: If you apologize proper like I'll think a bout it.
MUGU:lol
MUGU:so you mean if i did not say sir you will not help me
TruckerJohn: Let me think here...Yup that's bout right.
MUGU:sorry sir
TruckerJohn: More better.
MUGU:lol
TruckerJohn: So what is you needing from me my Ginger Snap?
MUGU:i need 100$ to buy foodstuff here
TruckerJohn: Well I ain't thinking that’s right so how much you need to come to see me?
MUGU:i dont know yet onless you check online and then know the amount
TruckerJohn: Well how bout you does some looking and then we can get this all sorted out all proper like?
MUGU:we can try k
MUGU:ut try so that you can send me 100$ please
TruckerJohn: I saids I'd sends money to a Bankering account so if you gots one then I will done it sooner rather than later.
MUGU:ok let me gave you my infor
NAME:MUMU YAKUBU
COUNTRY:GHANA
CITY:ACCRA
TruckerJohn: That don't look like no Account to me no it don't!
MUGU:this is the addres that i can have for you tell me
TruckerJohn: Huh?
MUGU:yes
MUGU:the only address that i can gave you to send me the money is what i send you?
TruckerJohn: Well I was asking for your Bankering account so I could sends money to it I was.
MUGU:i dont have banking accout
MUGU:this is the only one that you can help me in
TruckerJohn: Yer work must has one?
MUGU:i dont work still want to complete
TruckerJohn: Well if you has a friend then we cans do this and it will be safe and simple.
MUGU:why cant you send it here money gram or westurn union
MUGU:or do you know mobile money
TruckerJohn: I done told you that if you wants the Money then you does it likes I is telling you.
MUGU:you can let me show you
MUGU:i can gave you my phone number and then you write mtn mobile money transfer
TruckerJohn: You ain't lissening.
MUGU:look your help me 100$ and your asking of banking account how if you dont want to help me thats all
TruckerJohn: Well I was gonna sends you a lot more but if that's how you is feeling then never mind.
MUGU:i dont have and if you want me to trust you that you will send me alot then send me 100$ here today and then when you want me to meet you then i will gav you my account
TruckerJohn: You want me to trust you? You are the one asking for money ain't you?
MUGU:yes
MUGU:becs we nurse its not alow for security reason
TruckerJohn: Huh?
MUGU:becs we nurse its not alow for security reason
TruckerJohn: You done said that but I ain't getting you Little Laddy.
MUGU:i am telling you the fact
MUGU:we dont alow
TruckerJohn: How much does you need to allow it?
MUGU:its not like that ok
MUGU:just dont alow
MUGU:i have some code here that i can send and they will ask me alot of questions why i want my acount to go out the country for
TruckerJohn: Okay.
MUGU:yes so if you will help me 100$ just help me online nw
TruckerJohn: No.
MUGU:you cant right
TruckerJohn: I have Piles of Money but I spend it my own way I do.
MUGU:ok stay bless for that
TruckerJohn: 10-4 Little Laddy.
MUGU:ok

More Yawn Factor coming but It'll Come Back:

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Posted: Thu May 07, 2015 2:27 am

More Trucker John, plz!!!!

Twisted Evil