Turd 6: time to open another chapter

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Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2015 11:44 am

Uno Nisu wrote:

Nah, deliriants such as datura are much "better" for people with personality disorders than hallucinogens such as shrooms

Precisely!!! Whilst a bad mushroom trip would knock him about, mushies are very tame, compared to datura & what I have in mind.

And yes, we should give him a break(down).

Doc will have the info from me before long - I'm just confirming dosages.

...Anansi

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2010 Posts: 3877

I just want to mention that he needs to trust in online communication and in DSWs characters. compare with the shorty bait, where this trust was scattered, and the little twerp refused to send anything important over the interwebs.

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anansi wrote:

After devouring the Turd

Anyone who says this in there very first post has definitely found themselves in the right place!

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

There is absolutely no question that Turd is a very bad man. But, do you really want to do this to him? :

http://sabotagetimes.com/life/datura-the-scariest-drug-ive-ever-taken

Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2015 12:37 pm

Mr. Labowski wrote:

anansi wrote:

After devouring the Turd

Anyone who says this in there very first post has definitely found themselves in the right place!

Ouch... Lol not the best choice of words on my part!! Were I a premium member, I might've earned an unfortunate title right there.

MorganleFay wrote:

There is absolutely no question that Turd is a very bad man. But, do you really want to do this to him? :

http://sabotagetimes.com/life/datura-the-scariest-drug-ive-ever-taken

Yes. Yes I do.

I've seen somebody on these drugs(they stole tablets & took several, not knowing what they would do) & it was truely something to behold. Turd needs a slice of that pie!

I've seen the devastation these scum cause & narrowly averted two friends of mine becoming victims. Lads deserve all they get & Doc + the rest of Team Turd should be proud of his adventures this far.

The only possible downside in my mind would be Turd being killed/maimed whilst under the influence, and his safari coming to an end.

...Anansi

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

Well, of course, in larger doses, this drug can cause death and certainly blindness, even if only temporarily.

I am an ex-vic myself, but even I balk a little when considering these very real dangers to the unspeakable Turd.

Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2015 12:48 pm

MorganleFay wrote:

Well, of course, in larger doses, this drug can cause death and certainly blindness, even if only temporarily.

I am an ex-vic myself, but even I balk a little at this.

Death(from the pills themselves) and temporary blindness will not be a risk with the drugs & dosages I've suggested to Doc, unless Turd has an allergy to them. Those risks are associated with datura itself, however.

...Anansi

Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2015 1:52 pm

I feel like if you're going to introduce drugs to the bait it has to come from FLT. Maybe just a recommendation or something?

I don't know, I'd rather see more miles under his belt than him becoming just another drug addict. Once he goes down that road it's the gutter for life; he'll never leave Uganda.

India! Singapore! Bangladesh! Disney World! I feel in my bones like his destiny lies over the sea...

Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2015 2:20 pm

He won't get addicted to this stuff. It's more likely to scare him off drugs for life.

The #1 drug I have in mind has been freely prescribed (at a sane dosage) for decades & it does not have a widespread reputation as a way to get high... It is unknown to even the vast majority of hardcore addicts. The reason - very few people who have done it, even desperate addicts, would willingly do it a second time!

Rest assured, Turd won't become an addict. It might change his outlook & disposition for the(our) better, though....

I also want to see his safari continue, there is so much more of the world to see, so many new locations to suffer and be stredded in! Screwing with his mind would be fantastic icing on the cake, provided he isn't killed/maimed whilst intoxicated. He will be quite vulnerable & will likely make quite a spectacle of himself!

...Anansi

Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2015 3:07 pm

What should go in the teddy bear? Why, a computer pen drive, containing a) coordinates and b) instructions about how to get into Bernie's super secret real vault (the one that was destroyed was a decoy). Bernie is holed up there right now drinking Remy Martin XO brandy, listening to Radiohead's 'The Bends' and doing something unmentionable to an 18 year old Moroccan youth. Or at least he is in my head...

Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2015 5:15 pm

I have to say, I have thought about this, and I am not sure giving him excessive pharmaceuticals is what I want to do. I truly despise Turd Boi. He is a rotten human being with no redeeming values except our amusement, and I am willing for him to suffer, travel, go to jail, sleep under bridges and generally be a refugee, get tattoos, but I think I found a line I am not comfortable with, something I never thought I would say, and I don't think I will pursue that avenue. Having said that, him having to pray before candles all night because "psychic warriors" are reading his thoughts, and further trauma from that, that I can get on board with.

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^^^^ I am glad you say that. I would not have felt comfortable with that direction (dangerous drugs) either.

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

Me neither. But I think the idea of Turd believing someone is reading his thoughts is ace. Laughing

Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2015 7:36 pm

Dear Turdboi,

Your brain has been harked, please get rid of it and install a new one.

Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2015 7:42 pm

^^^Love it.

But I don't think Turd would be afraid of Psychic Warriors (D&D reference?).

Remember, he has the powers of the Great Kitty Khatty at his command!

Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2015 8:02 pm

Yeah, Khitty Khatty will come back to haunt him.

Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2015 8:11 pm

Update: Turd has sent me a pile of pics with the sign.... and the anus... and the peeniewhacker.... and.... puke

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

Hahahahahaha!

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2010 Posts: 3877

dr stephen williams wrote:

Update: Turd has sent me a pile of pics with the sign.... and the anus... and the peeniewhacker.... and.... puke

I'm glad that english isn't my first language (and that I'm currently drunk), thus I think that peeniewhacker might be something disgusting, but I don't now actually what it means Very Happy

because if I knew what it means, I might barf that very nice chili con carne which I cooked over the last 10 hours.

Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2015 2:51 am

"Peenie whacker"=penis

Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2015 3:07 am

Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2015 12:24 pm

Quote:

Bendicciones de agua del oro desde Santa Maria, sobre su cabeza

My Spanish is a little rusty, but does Celine close each email wishing Saint Mary to piss on Turd's head?

Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2015 8:44 pm

Basically. Its a thing in this bait.

Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2015 9:11 pm

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