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Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2015 5:55 pm

Before you guys read this. Just want you guys to know my family and I are active supporters of Service Men and Women from all over the world. So please don't be offended by this. I got an army lad. I hate when this scumbags pose as service men. but anyway here is my de-education. I hope this sticks with him lol.

his second script to me.

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Dear <snipped>

Greetings to you,

Thanks for getting in touch with me.

I'm an Armour officer in the United State Army and am going to make
this real quick as delay won't be a choice for us here. I have some
important packages I would like you to receive for me, and I want to
assure you that the packages are 100% legal and does not contain
anything that will get you into any form of trouble.

For the past few months, I have been involved in a few oil deals with
some top crude oil tycoons of the Saudi Arabian and some other oil
producing country which the U.S Army was never aware of and as I write
to you now, I have been paid the sum of Eight Million Three Hundred
Thousand United States Dollars (USD$8,300,000) in the month of May,
2014 after series of transactions went well.

The funds were paid to me in cash and I saved them in a safe location
down here until we had an emergency to evacuate from my previous camp
to somewhere far and out of sight. This was not good for me because I
was going to loose all I have worked for if I did not come up with
something fast to help me still secure my funds and due to my rank
immunity, I was able to get your details from the D.O.D data base and
then I contacted you.

Right now I need your help with the safe keeping of the trunk boxes
until I return back home by the month of August, 2015 after which I
will be retiring from my service duty. Can you do that for me? If yes,
you would be rewarded with 20% of the total funds for your part in
this deal and you must have to keep this confidential because even the
delivery personnel knows nothing about the actual content of the two
(2) trunk boxes because I told him the trunk boxes is content family
valuables so you do not have to disclose any thing to him when boxes
is delivered to your doorstep.

Right now, the military representative diplomat Mr. Kevin Chapman in
charge of the shipment of packages is waiting to hear from you (The
Receiver) for final delivery instructions.

Let me know if you can assist me with this so I can give you further
directives on the next step to take.

Thanks for your understanding and co-operation

Capt. James Hall

My reply

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Well Howdy James,

Its an honor to meet a military man as yourself. In your email you said you were an Armour Gaurd. Like the hotdogs. Don't you mean Drilldo. My Grand Paps was a Drilldo back in WW2. He was with the 40006 battalion. As a kid they way he told them stories. I felt like I was there. He also told me that a Drilldo was one the highest honors and most respected and super secret rank you can receive. That not just anyone can get that rank. Boy if you are a Drilldo. You have my respect for sure and would love to help you. I have got a few places at my farm were we can hide these boxes. One is my cow pasture. No one goes back there., But me. I need to make sure you a Drilldo like my Grand Paps was.

he replied back with this

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I am pleased with your honor and happy to hear that your Grand parents was a Drilldo back in WW2. I like to let you know that what Grandpa told you about a Drilldo is correct. A Drilldo was the highest honor and the most potential, influential, and a very confidential. Any Army in the world can be a Drilldo but very hard and rare to get the rank. I am a ranked Drilldo, and as you may know, its a very secretive one.

I understood you have a farm land where the boxes can be hidden till my arrival on August but if I may ask, how secured is your farm land and are you very sure your cow pasture no one goes back there as you said?

I will be looking forward to your reply so we may proceed further on what next step you are to take for the receiving of the boxes.

Capt. James

I hope I did not offend anyone. If I Did sorry ahead a time.

Elite Baiter Joined: 21 Jan 2010 Posts: 1474

Anything that raises suspicion in the mind of a potential victim is good work Huntsman. I can't imagine anyone here being offended by what you've done with the lad.

He says he's a 'ranked Drilldo' - surely the correct term is 'ribbed Drilldo'?

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2015 6:24 pm

St00pid lad wrote:

I am a ranked Drilldo, and as you may know, its a very secretive one.

Urban Dictionary wrote:

drilldo

Dildo mounted on the end of an electric drill.

Nice work!

ETA: It's such an honour he should be proud of it and brag about how he is a drilldo! Times have changed since WWII, it's not as secretive these days, much like Area 51 Wink

He should tell everyone he's a major drilldo! Laughing

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2015 6:27 pm

"I am a ranked Drilldo"

Laughing

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Quote:

I am a ranked Drilldo, and as you may know, its a very secretive one.

I just laughed so hard I had to shut my office door!!

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2015 7:16 pm

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2015 8:00 pm

ktbushband wrote:

"I am a ranked Drilldo"

Shouldn't that be "a rank Drilldo"?

Great de-education work! See where else you can take this one. Thumbs up

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2015 8:05 pm

This is beautiful. I do hope he gets promoted to "Major Drilldo." Did he serve with Art E. Fishal-Richard?

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2015 8:11 pm

you guys ...

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2015 8:18 pm

Good job, please keep us updated.

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2015 9:43 pm

As a big proponent of de-education, I approve. See what other nonsensical words you can get him to copy from you. Very Happy

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2015 10:21 pm

Awesome job! As former military, married to former military and an AF brat myself, I see no offense here. Anything you can de-educate the lad on is a good day's work!!

Loved it!!!

Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2015 3:44 am

Great stuff LOL_sign

Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2015 5:37 pm

our next installment of the drilldo. I was thinking of naming this bait Drillo and the beast or something. lol

My reply to him.

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Howdy Drilldo James Sir.

It was nice hearing from you sir. As far as the pasture goes. I got a bull on there. He just aint any bull. he is harrybushbread bull. He can ram though just about anything and such. He only trust me. They might be some cow or bull shit around your package but it would be safe. If you let me know for sure when you coming I would wash it up for ya and make sure it looks nice. I know your a drilldo and such. Are you sure we aint gonna get in trouble with PETA, or homeland security or anything if i help ya. Sir It would be an honor to help you. But i do not want any ninja's or MIB people coming after us or anything.

His reply

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am happy to read from you today and thanks for your interest in wanting to helping me out on the safe keeping of my trunk boxes.

For the success achievement on this deal, we have got to give each other our trust because if there is no trust between two people working together to achieve a goal there will be no success so I am trusting your word on the safe keeping of this boxes and hope your word will stand as a bond between the two of us till my arrival on the month of August, 2015.

As a drilldo, I can not do what will cause me trouble to the spoiling of my reputation in the military so be rest assured that there will not be any involvement of any force as such you mentioned as far as you keep this deal secret between us till you receive the boxes from the diplomat and hide safely as you promised.

Be informed that the boxes is currently with the military representative diplomat (Kelvin Chapman) and he will be delivering the boxes to you via a very special secured means of delivery without any delay as military consignment trunk boxes.

You are to contact Kelvin Chapman the military representative diplomat at; <snipped - bware> for further instructions and when he will be leaving for the dispatching of the packages to you. Let it be known to you that he is not aware of what the trunk boxes are content. I only told him it contains my family valuables.

Also, you will need to furnish him with your contact details such as;

Receiver's Name
Current Home Address
Telephone
And a copy of your Driver's License or Int'l Passport.

As soon as you get in touch with him, do always keep in touch with me for my acknowledgment.

I will be looking forward to your reply upon the receipt of this e-mail when you contact him.

Regards,
Capt. James Hall

Before I get to the diplomat I am going to talk about my "grand paps" see if i can get him to drum up some old war stories about being a drilldo in action.

By the way if you guys have any suggestions or if you like to have a go at this drilldo (ok that sounding wrong but you know what i mean) PM i will give you his opening script and email. Or if you guys think a mass bait would be good. I am just a rookie baiter but I think this could be comedy gold if an experienced baiter got a hold of him. Just let me know what you guys think. [/b]

Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2015 5:44 pm

You might tell the lad Grandpa was an active Drilldo until the Battery unit died.

LOVE this!!

Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2015 5:51 pm

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PM i will give you his opening script and email.

You posted his email addy. I have removed it from the email. This is not behind a login and may be seen with a Google search.

Nice job adding the possibility of Ninja

Quote:

I only told him it contains my family valuables.

I would definitely confirm if these were the family jewels or a Nal Bead. They are completely different and the value certainly depends on which they are.

Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2015 6:23 pm

I hope to see a script in my catcher soon from a ranked Drilldo

Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2015 10:55 pm

Is it too late to ask if his duties involved electronic surveillance, thus making him a drilldo bugger?

Posted: Sun Mar 15, 2015 9:44 pm

Kitty La Gore wrote:

You might tell the lad Grandpa was an active Drilldo until the Battery unit died.

LOVE this!!

You made me choke Kitty! LOL

Pass some popcorn, this one's getting good. Keep up the good work Huntsman, these are some great tips!!

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Kitty La Gore wrote:

You might tell the lad Grandpa was an active Drilldo until the Battery unit died.

LOVE this!!

Im sitting here with tears in my eyes and struggling not to laugh out loud (open landscape and people are staring at me sitting here choking!).

Had to go to the bathroom to giggle out!

Mr.Baiter

Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2015 2:10 pm

Hey everyone, before I go in to the next letter. I will like to say thanks for all your comments and suggestions. I am glad everyone is enjoying this is much as I am. First I just wanted to say @ Walt Saround welcome to eater. and also thanks to Kitty for that suggestion. lol. Please excuse the bad grammar. My character is a deep south hillbilly.

I proudly give you the next installment of the Drilldo.

My Reply

Quote:

Well Howdy Drilldo James,

I reckin a got a few questions sir. Should i tell the diplomant fellar that your family jewles are in there? or is there money in there? I want to help a fellow drilldo like my grand paps was. He was sure proud of it. My paps was 15 star drilldo. He said it took him quite a spill to get. How long did it take to get yours? Also you don't seem proud of it cause you signing your email with Capt. Isn't Drilldo is a much better rank aint it? Could you tell me how your got your Drilldo Rank? My grand paps got his in ww2 when a bunch of ol enemy snipers were firing at him. He saved the hind ends of many solders. I just love jabberin about my grand paps. Sadly though quite a spill ago ol paps was in his 70's and still active drilldo. His battery unit he was with died suddenly and Ol Paps lost his life. Anyway how long have you been a drilldo in the army? Do you have any family and such? are they in military?

His Reply

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Thanks for the good questions.

I will start here by by giving you answers to your question;

1. Should i tell the diplomat fellar that your family jewels are in there? or is there money in there? Do not disclose the content of the packages to the diplomat when he arrives and should in case he ask you what it contains, just tell him it contains the family valuables such as jewelries.

2. How long did it take to get yours? It took me 3 years before I could get my drilldo rank.

3. Also you don't seem proud of it cause you signing your email with Capt. Isn't Drilldo is a much better rank ain't it? Off course, I am very much proud of my drilldo rank. I have had this email address as a titled captain before I was ranked a drilldo after defending a war against me and my soldiers whom I led. I was almost killed after the fight I had so much gun shots on me but to the Glory of God I am still alive today and serving my beloved country America.

4. Anyway how long have you been a drilldo in the army? I have been a drilldo for about 12 years now.

5. Do you have any family and such? are they in military? My father was an NYPD officer before he retired and lieutenant colonel in the U.S. Army who met my South Vietnamese mother while serving in Vietnam and married her but its unfortunate they are deceased. America helped us in bringing about 80 members of my mother’s family to the U.S.A. after Vietnam fell under Communism. So I owed my country my service in the military.” which is why I am still serving and will be retiring on my return.

Please, endeavor to get contact the diplomat today for further directives and to confirm when he will leaving for United states for the delivery of the boxes to you and e-mail me back upon the receipt of this note after you have contacted him.

I am looking forward from hearing from you.

Drilldo, James Hall.

I am still not convinced he is a drilldo. I am thinking of going in for a trophy pic. What do you guys think? To soon?

Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2015 5:57 pm

Probably way too soon, but I'm still loving this bait! Photos take a while, and sometimes they are more of a red flag to the lads - asking can actually kill a bait. I think you have a phenomenal start with this one, and the de-education is brilliant! Work this angle as long and hard as you can (snicker). I guffawed at "family jewels"!!

Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2015 7:35 pm

Hey everyone, I just signed up for a mentor. I really appreciate all the help that this site does. I now know to straight bait for a while before I go for a trophy. Before i realized that i went for it on this lad. He sent this to me I am sure its fake but I thought i would share. If anything hopefully this will raise a few good laughs.

My reply:

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Howdy Drilldo James,

Thanks for the mail there sir. I reckin a got few more things sir. I got to jibberin on with my good ol friend buba. He is the one that told me i should open <snipped> parts superstore. He is my 2nd cousin in such. So he could be trusted. Bubba told me it would be honor to help you and such. But he said do to that rank that alot of people out there might say there a drilldo just to try and get free parts out of me. Bubba said i should be carefull about lyin to the goverment and such. That got my mind workin. If i take the packages with your family jewels in them. If another fella said that he is you i wouldnt know who is tellin me the truth. Sir i would love to help you out. Just so i know you a drilldo and you the right fella that those packages belong to. . Could yous send me a picture with you holding a sign that says "proud drilldo". Then I could help you out. And when you come and get your packages i will know its you. Please make sure that sign is large and clear. I reckin i dont have the best eyes. I don't want to give your package away just to any feller that walks down here.

his reply

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Hi <snipped>,

If investing into a parts store its a welcomed idea to me but what kind of parts if I may ask?

<snipped>, I am not a man with subterfuge so as a military soldier whom has encounter so many difficulties in the U.S Army in serving my beloved country, I do not partake in devious act in just to deceive people its not part of my lifestyle and I was brought up that way by late parents.

I told you in the initial stage of what this deal entails that you should not disclose this deal to third party because when you start to do so, when the packages arrives to you, you might not know who will attack you and steal it away from you I just hope you have not start to expose this deal to people around you. Talking about Bubba saying you should be careful about lying to the government and such, I know he is trying to be a good friend and brother to you but he does not know nothing about this deal so he should not tell you things that will put fear in you because this deal has got nothing to do with the U.S government or anyone.

The reason why I said you should not disclose this deal to anyone but keep it confidential between us is to avoid someone coming to you with a gun to take trunk boxes away from you forcefully. For security reason, I am giving you a code for identification of me on my arrival which indicate to you to take note "Drilldo-James0147". This code of identification should be kept inside you and to you only even Buba your friend should not be aware of it.

Attached below this email is the picture of me and my drilldo mate in the military.

Please, proceed in contacting the diplomat to enable the arrangement of the trunk boxes delivery and keep me posted once you do so.

Regards,
Drilldo-James Hall

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This has some great potential, im hoping you get some more drilldoing out of this guy ^^

But i do wonder good sir....how on earth are you supposed to know which one of them guys are the true drilldo ?
I mean, you can never be to sure in this day and age ? Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2015 9:22 pm

Stolen from here:

http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Presentation_of_military_decorations_of_the_United_States_Department_of_Defense

When lads send these photos to vics, it makes me want to double my efforts at causing them as much pain as possible. Keep him on the hook, Huntsman!!