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Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2015 7:01 pm

Those of you following the other “Happy 0rphanage Home Slush Fund” bait might know that TheLoneHaranguer and I have been involved with this same lad in an unrelated bait. It’s gotten to a point where it’s worth sharing the progress.

TheLoneHaranguer has been wonderful in this bait. Well, you’ll see.

This started out as a regular orphanage bait. I used much of the early days merely to make absolutely sure that this guy was a scammer and not legit in any way. Bear in mind charity lads present a tricky problem, because by no means do we or any people who are not monsters want to waste the time and resources of any legitimate work. When I finally had proof that he is a scammer, I reached out to TLH, who was just about to start yet another unrelated bait on this same lad—apparently the lad has been in many of our inboxes.

Some highlights of what’s happened so far follow.

LHG = my character, an assistant to the man in charge of grant distribution of our church.

TLH = : TheLoneHaranguer’s character: a pastor of a “Hellb0und” branch of our church (You’ll se why—be patient.)

Lad = our lad Happy 0rphanage Lad, “Mike Peter.”

Highlights:

He’s sent a few poorly scanned fake documents, but nothing remarkable. I told him that my church cannot donate to west Africa any longer because we had sponsored three churches in Nigeria but it turned out none were built. We sent over 2 million dollars to fraudsters, so we would not send money unless we dealt with a genuine pastor of our own faith.

As both a means to help be 100% sure he is a scammer and not a true Christian evangelist even in his own mind, I told him that most Traditional Christians reject our church because of out teachings: that Jesus and Satan are spirit brothers who must have a real battle at the end times—and for that to happen, Satan must have many real followers on Earth who will give their souls to damnation.

We need converts to Satan who will give themselves over to Hell. Would he be willing to give himself to Satan and the souls of himself and his wife and children and congregation to hell for the sake of the Gospel?

At the same time, TLH also began asking him if he would sincerely join the “hellb0und” branch of the church—and that is when things started getting interesting indeed.

Lad to TLH:

Quote:

Greeting to you, Regarding your question. I have agreed to convert all my member. I have more than 137 people which am pastoring in church right now. Like I said before, I am a man of my world's and I don't go back when I make my decision. [ Shocked

Apparently the decision to Follow Christ and lead his congregation to Heaven wasn't one of them.] believe me, I agreed and every member of my family including the church we be convert to your religion

I want us to start immediately, I have spoke with the elder of the church and 7 of them have agreed because they believe in me alot, Any thing I tell them, that is what they we do, so you see, I am capable converting them.

Best Regards.

TLH to Lad:

Quote:

I sincerely apologise for not getting back to you sooner but I needed to bring your candidacy to the attention of Our Elder Counsel. A new Order of over 137 souls would be one of Our largest Congregations in the world, and I do not think I need to tell you that a Church of that size would not be forgotten by Our Appropriations Committee.

Now, since you were not totally clear in answering My last question, I feel that I need to ask it again in a slightly different way. The Holy Scripture itself has already told Us the outcome of the Final Battle. We all know full well that, at The End, God shall conquer the Devil and reign supreme. However, if there is no real danger to God, then there is no glory to God, and so it is Our duty to fight for Our Dark Lord Satan so the battle shall be real and God shall celebrate a victory over a powerful foe with glory that is real. Unfortunately, this does mean that all of Our heroes whose self-sacrifice gives real power to Our Dark Lord Satan shall be cast into a firey pit of suffering torment for all eternity but that is no excuse for giving God an easy go of it, is there?

So, again, I must need to ask you:

Please describe any fears, doubts, or reservations you may have about condemning your own soul, the soul of your wife, the souls of your children, and the souls of the 137 members of your church to a firey pit of suffering torment for all eternity for the sake of the Gospel.

Hail Satan!

Lad:

Quote:

I have made up my mind to donate my soul and my family soul.

Hail Satan!

Wow!
It gets better. More to follow.

Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2015 8:17 pm

Brilliant modality! Can't wait to read it. Very Happy

Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2015 9:09 pm

This is Chimele I'm sure'

Quote:

I am a man of my world's

He says the same thing.

How many baiters can one lad have ! Well, he/they may be more than one... but he must be dizzy by now !

Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2015 9:28 pm

Interesting bait.

His lust for money has got him consumed. It's lads that are that committed that are ripe for a safari! Twisted Evil

Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2015 10:10 pm

We hope to get him downright desperate. A safari might be in the cards down the line. One idea we discussed is having everything ready to go to begin funding the building of an Infernal Cathedral only to have Nigeria suddenly ruled out. Hey presto! Safari time.

Here's part two which will bring you all up to date:

TLH explains some “secret” stuff to our Lad:

Quote:

Dear LAD.

Please do not make mention of this email to LHG or FAKE PASTOR or any of the other members of the Church, but I just wanted to write and let you know that things seem to be proceeding very well with your membership. Since Our Congregation is going to be spending the rest of eternity in Hell, the Church is of the opinion that those of Us who are sacrificing Our souls for the sake of bringing about the End Time are entitled to greater comfort here on Earth.

And, my friend, I can tell you that the Church has a lot more money than it lets on and, once you prove your commitment to the Final Battle, you will be able to get more than your share of that money.

You see, there are a lot of ways that you can appear to need more money to spend on your church than you really do, and the balance of that money can go other expenses. For example, why should you need to walk to your Church, when it is so much easier to drive there in a BMW or Porshe? And, since you need to know what time it is that your services begin, what better way to keep track of the time than with a Rolex?

I hope you understand the point I am trying to make, my friend. I beg of you, please continue to show your commitment to the Church and, once you have completed your initiation, I can help you find creative ways to increase your expense needs.

Hail Satan!

TLH

That got the juices going. Lad is interested in getting things going. We would oblige him by moving things faster for him, but one should remember that anything a lad wants ought to be frustrated on the grounds that he wants it.

Lad to TLH:

Quote:

Hi,

I really appreciate your mail and your effort. Like i have said before now, i have agreed to scarified my soul and the soul of my wife and children and all the member of my church, like now we have 137 people in my church and i have inform all of them about this and they have also agreed as well.. [ Shocked

He must be the best preacher in the history of Satanic evangelism! we can't wait for his Trail Sermon video! (oh yesssss) Twisted Evil

]

My member believe me so much. Our services begin at 7:30AM - 11:30AM on Sunday and 5:30PM - 7:30PM on Wednesday. [ Rolling Eyes

Good to know if you're in the neighborhood, I suppose]

When is the initiation taking place? Twisted Evil

Hail Satan!

On a sidebar, TLH and I discussed what sort of ritual should be involved. We’re thinking he could be up for a tat eventually, but we need to take it slowly. We have decided he’s going to need a water dousing, followed by a baptism in dirt that will “undo” his baptism unto Christ.—and provide some great photos. Smile

Very soon we’ll spring it on him. He needs to really, really want in.

While this great stuff has been going on, I’d been running routine stuff by our Lad, asking him to send better pictures of his credentials and such. My character is not one of those who is sacrificing himself for the sake of the others; i.e. he’s “Heaven bound.” So I sprinkle my emails with gratitude that he is making this ultimate sacrifice for the sake of we who will go to Heaven. At the same time, I worry that he will not go through with it. Lad continually assures me he is committed to giving not just his soul but those of his family and anyone who follows him to the very powers of Hell. How many will he drag to Hell with him for the sake of a fortune? Read on.

I emphaze that to underscore exactly how much this lad uses religion as a tool, and nothing more. I’m coming to believe this is typical. Lad culture seems heavy on calling on God but very light on actually believing one word of it.

Ignoring his request to know when the initiation takes place, TLH dangles even more wealth and also asks our Lad some advice:

Quote:

Dear LAD,

Again, I hope that you do not make mention of this email to LHG or FAKE PASTOR but I just wanted to personally congratulate you on following through on your decision to found a new branch of Our Church.

As you go through our ordination procedures, regardless of who may be leading them, I hope you will let Me know how things are proceeding. Should you have any questions or doubts as you proceed through the approvals to found your own branch of Our Church, please let Me know so that I may be able to offer whatever assistance I can.

I feel that I cannot stress enough the funds that are available to true believers of the Church and, as I told you before, I can help you find ways to be sure that you get all that you deserve. Twisted Evil

Once you have completed this process, I truly hope that you will be able to join Me in the wonderful time that I have had since I became a member of Our Church.

In the mean time, I would appreciate it if you can help Me with a question, My friend. I have attached a picture of My Church car which is (quite frankly) getting old and rather outdated looking, [He attached a picture of a stunning, yellow Porsche 911!] and I am thinking that it is time for Me to ask the Church to finance a replacement for Me. Since I will need to justify My purchase before The Elders approve it for Me, do you think it would be better if I argued that I need a Porshe Cayenne because it is a safer vehicle, or because I will be able to fit more members of Our Church in it when We travel?

Thank you for your help, and Hail Satan!

Some great stuff there—Notice that this character refers to himself as “Me?;” always with a Capital M? These little details give me weird joy to see.

Our lad is happy to give him some sound advice and also he has become inspired. Read this and be amazed, my friends. Our lad has “It,” whatever “It” is.

Lad to TLH:

Quote:

My brother,
That we be lovely...your car is nice but if you think is old, i advise you change it because my brother did not deserve to use am old car..
I dont have any doubt and i believe in the church and my member also believe me alot ..
The only problem i have right now is to open my own branch which i we name after the church, What do you think, if i open a bigger church here in Nigeria that can contain seven thousand people (7000)?

Best Regards

Hail Satan!

He’s going to build a mega-church for Satan in Nigeria! We are simply blown away by this guy’s Moxie. So what we are hoping now is that his energy will grow to meet his ambition. He is starting to see dollar signs. Lots of them!

TLH and I have a plan to take him down a wonderfully strange road which he seems to be paving himself. We’ve got a three-step plan in the works.

TLH has already started phase 1 with this:

Quote:

Dear Brother LAD,

I just returned from preparing My sermon for this weekend's Dark Ritual when, on a whim, I thought I would check My email. I hope you can imagine My joy and surprise to see your email waiting for Me.

Quite frankly, My friend, I am astounded by your suggestion and amazed at your ability to get a following of that size. I can honestly say that I have never heard of any Congregation of that size anywhere in the world.

If you do not mind, I shall immediately inform FAKE PASTOR and Brother LHG of this great news and see what they have to say on this matter.

Hail Satan!

PS: Thank you again for your thoughts on my new SUV and I shall in deed take your advice. Do you think it would look nice in red, or do you think that is a bit too ... cliché ... for someone of my religious persuasion?
Laughing

That's up to the moment. We are trying to do what we can to make this all as real to him as possible. Moving forward we might need some help with anyone who is willing to do some phone work.

Edit –canged THL tp TLH –My dyslexia was causin

Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2015 11:29 pm

That's pretty much it for now. Laddy definitely seems interested, so we've got some mid-range and long-term targets, along with a couple of stretch goals.

Only thing is, at some point, I'll probably need to get on the phone with laddy (I'm thinking about using a televangelist-type "HAY-UL, SAY-TIN" accent) so I may need to ask for volunteers to help me set up a phony number and a way to record the call.

Master Baiter Joined: 14 Feb 2015 Posts: 125

That is brilliant, can't wait to read more!

Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2015 3:24 am

Nicely done! Looking forward to seeing where this goes. Laughing

Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2015 7:12 pm

Our Lad seems to have utterly forgotten that he is a poor man running an orphanage and that some of his poor children will soon die from starvation.

He has transformed into a Pastor of a large congregation over which he claims he has something akin to total mind control. You'd think he would make some of them adopt a few of the more sickly kids, eh?

05/29/15

/\/\/\ Oh, he doesn't have to worry about feeding, clothing or housing those poor little orphans anymore -- he's making a deal right now to sell them to B8er in another thread! Evil or Very Mad

Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2015 2:15 am

@TLH: I can make that phone call for you if you need. PM me the details if interested. Smile

Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2015 7:48 am

This. This right here is amazing. I cannot believe this lad! Awesome job guys. Keep going! Shocked

Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2015 6:30 pm

^^^ Thanks, Bunny. BTW, I love the new avatar!

@Bort -- thanks for the offer. I think we're a little ways away from me needing to call my new friend but I know it's going to happen at some point. I'll let you know when we start getting closer and we can plot from there.

Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2015 2:51 pm

TLH is doing some Premium-level baiting here.

TLH to Lad:

Quote:

Dear Brother LAD,

As I promised you, I have let FAKE PASTOR and Brother LHG know the great news of your ability to provide seven thousand souls to increase the power of Our Dark Lord Satan. If possible, the two of them were even more excited at the prospect of a Congregation of this size than was I.

FAKE PASTOR and Brother LHG told Me that they are going to forward your email directly to our Elder Counsel. Again, please do not let anyone know that I told you this, My friend, but there is no reason they would have done so unless they were quite eager to establish a Church of that size as soon as they could.

And, to answer your other question, My friend, My full name is [NICE PUN NAME DENOTING NASTY BEHAVIOR] and, with a name like that, I hope you can understand why I choose to use just My initials. If you like, you may simply call Me ML, or Moe.

TLH

Hail Satan!

TLH is setting the hook nicely. We are working on making this feel real to our lad.

We suspect that thanks to the fact that he's happened to put himself in many baiter inboxes, he's also distracted by so many different lines of potential income. He must be convinced that he has a great format going and that he is also great at going off sctipt to accomplish his goals. Every day he grows less and less able to distiunguish plausable replies from the implausable.

Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2015 3:15 pm

He has his latest and last payment in WU right now.
I have sent him the spts link but he won't use it and keeps emailing me for the MTCN. He is playing online because I sent him a reply and I got three emails back within 7 minutes.

May has told him she is sick of him and the money is there, he has been told how to get it, if he wants it then work it out. There'll be no more responses to his emails now. He will have to go to that page or not get his money. He absolutely believed he was chopped. He believes the other money was sent and 'Henry' got it. So I am positive he believes this $2500 is there too.

He must be very busy online now then with everything else he has going. When you want me to, Charlie will get in with Happy Orphanage in whatever capacity.

I think this maybe has been one that I've enjoyed best.... real low life scum smugly thinking they will get money.

May always wanted him to send a photo holding a relevant sign. He never would. After I told him he was too late he sent the picture I put on the other thread. Then May told him they'd work together and she would get half the amount and him half of it stolen from the Slush Fund. Which is where the $5000 came in, five for May five for him. I told him that he was stupid and if he had only sent the picture before he could have been entitled to the full slush fund of $10,000 then other money Orphanages got. So hopefully he'll heed that!

I wonder how many of them there are. I can ID two at least from their styles of writing..... they'll need more than that to cope with all of this.

(Just as an aside. There are several fake Orphanges on Facebook. Two I am in touch with are the same person. So easy to tell. Don't know what to do about them as of course FB aren't contactable ! Simion Orphanage and Salvation Orphanage are the ones who are the one person or gang).

Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2015 5:50 pm

Lad has been quite unresponsive to my character. He seems to think that TLH's character is the better means to the money.
At any rate, Phase 1 continues. I'm having my character plant some seeds of greed and doubt in LAD's brain by mistakenly congratulating him on what we hope he will think is another Lad's scam getting closer to payoff--and that he might miss his unless he moves faster.

LHG to LAD:

Quote:

Dear Brother LAD,

I do not have any official news; however, I heard something very encouraging from a fellow member who knows one of the Elders. According to my friend, the Elders are talking about building a Hellb0und in Ghana [ LAD is in Nigeria-- Smile

] because they have a new native pastor convert there. So, congratulations and thank you again. I wasn't told that your conversion is complete, let alone your ordination! That is amazingly fast for this to happen. Your trial sermon must have been very impressive. We are blessed. We have not had much success in Ghana until now.

I imagine you must be very busy between preaching and reaching new members and also getting ready for a new building project, so I understand why you have not written back to me. Still, if you have time, please write back and tell me how it all came about. I feel a bit of a connection since it was I who brought you to the Elders' attention. It is good to know this will work out so well.

Sincerely,
LHG

Of course this bait and the ones that DoomAngel and crew are working him are keeping our Lad very busy.

We all would really like to see him get bogged down in baits. The trouble with charity scammers is that they continually spam out their scam appeals--and unfortunatley, such appeals can win first-response paydays for lads simply because of the kindness of victims--another reason to hate these guys.

We are hoping his hunger for a big payday absorbs him enough that he might neglect to send his spam. But the reality is that unless he's on safari, he's going to keep sending his appeals regularly.

Edit -- UPDATE

LAD got my email but did not catch on--he's a bit too busy with all these baits to actually read emails, is my guess.

LAD to LHG:

Quote:

Brother LHG,
Thank you so much for your email, However all is well with us and i hope you are perfectly okay as well? I'am doing my possible best to convert our my member.

I we give details later because am very busy right now.
Best Regards.

Not to worry: one way or another he will cach on to the idea that another lad might just get the gold.

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Posts: 1300

The reaction to lads to Satanism is a story in itself. Some don't care and others get on their moral high horses and berate you quoting scripture and cursing you in God's name etc. Shame they don't apply the same moral compass to their own actions.

Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2015 2:36 pm

Our Lad has been a bit ho-hum about things. We suspect that with all of the possible dollars he is seeing with other baits, our bait might seem like too much work. He knows that he willnot get anything without joining the church and that doing so will take some effort.

Time to sweeten the pot and at the same time give him a sense of urgency:

LHG to LAD:

Quote:

Dear Brother LAD:

I spoke with Brother TLH, who is an important and influential member of the Hellbound branch. I have discovered something important.

I was confused about what I had heard. The elders are talking about funding a newly-joined Hellb0und pastor in Ghana. This is NOT YOU! I thought they were talking about you, but they are talking about some other guy. They might send more funds to him now, instead sending any to you. They have approved him nearly $30,000.00. I think it might already have been sent, but I am not given this kind of information. Brother TLH will know for sure.

I am told that that new guy says he will build for only 300 people to attend. You have up to 7,000!. I am told that the elders are not looking so closely at you now because this other man has just been baptized and his ordination converted to the Church.

Please, it is important that the elders understand that what you are doing will add not just a Hellb0und Church but an Infernal Cathedral. You must be baptized as soon as possible.

When can you undergo the ceremony? If someone sends you the liturgy, can you have it video recorded with witnesses? Twisted Evil

Let me know if you can do this very soon. Time is important. If the church funds this smaller project in Ghana, they might forget about your work in Nigeria. I am sure we can get your building started for less than 2 million dollars and then fund more as time passes.

Please let me know as soon as possible.

Sincerely,
LHG

Will our little fish bite?

Yup.

LAD to LHG:

Quote:

Dear Brother LHG,

I am glade to hear from you today.. Yes i am ready to undergo the ceremony now. [That bold emphasis is HIS. Laughing

] If someone sends you the liturgy, can you have it video recorded with witnesses? YES.. [Wahoo! He is eager to send us a trophy video and waste his time and resources and involve some scammer friends to boot.--You know he is not going to tell his friends or family he actually is joining a Satan worshiping church ] Please do every thing possible on my behalf to make sure the elder and pastor establish my branch in Nigeria. I am sure we can get the building started for less than 2 million dollars. Rolling Eyes

We can start the building immediately if they can arrange $50,000. [Sure thing--that will be no problem, I am sure. Cool

]

Best Regards

Now we need to write up a great liturgy for his "anti-baptism." Recall that, he is undoing his Christian baptism in order to serve Satan. We think water immersion instantly followed by having copious amounts of dirt, dust and perhaps flour over him will play in.

Ideas are welcome from you, you sick sadists. Very Happy

Phase 2 is right around the corner. Smile

Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2015 3:44 pm

Shaving foam.

Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2015 6:02 pm

Since a Christian babtism is in water, surely a satanic one would be involve being covered from head to toe in mud. Or some form of animal dung.

Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2015 10:05 pm

Wrap bandages around the head to signify turning your eyes away from God.
Smother the bandages in mud, to signify the earth below where Satan lives.

Douse him in ice cold water so they all are washed away and he can open his eyes to his new religion.

Show Me The Goodies Joined: 18 Oct 2014 Posts: 301

^^^^^

Perfect !

Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2015 9:50 am

Just a little reminder to show how far this has gone.
Initially when I started with them is was all about :

everything was done by this guy

and

I was told this was Ot1

are either of these the one you have pictures for? Or are these just randoms.

Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2015 10:44 am

There are at least five of them, and they are a happy bunch Very Happy

https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=262035

Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2015 3:35 pm

Fine suggestions all, and also thanks for the additional information.

I plan to write up a liturgy today. If you have any more suggestions, please add them here. If they do not go into this one, do not worry, there will be more. Smile

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