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metamit
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Joined: 01 Jun 2014
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Location: Derangement, no thanks to a lad
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Wed Nov 05, 2014 7:10 pm |
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So, opening email:
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How are you doing today my dear, your mail have been received and noted the content also i want you to know that all arrangement have been mad for the delivery of your compensation fund to you and you are to contact Mr olatunde ayeni at the sky bank where the ECOWAS / UNITED NATION kept your compensation fund to enable him wire your fund to you also thanks for your fast response base on this said fund and know that if you can be able to give us good information base on what you have went true in trying to have your fund ,as we are ready and set in fight against crime in west Africa and also the world at large your fund with the money you have spent so far will be return to you, i urge you to contact Mr olatunde and have your compensation fund first then any other once can then follow also i am assuring you that as soon as you reach him via email your compensation fund will be send to you as the ECOWAS and UNITED NATION have listed the names of people that are victims of scam in west Africa to pay them the sum of $500,000 Five Hundred Thousand Dollars each and your name is among people that will receive the compensation fund, contact Mr olatunde now and have your compensation fund send to you also fill the below information that is needed to enable them send your fund and forward it to him as well also thanks for your understanding .
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So my question is would you in your reply waste the time to create a run-on just as long? Just to make a long email LOL |
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BRUIN
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Wed Nov 05, 2014 10:09 pm |
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The longest run-on sentence in English is in the English translation of Les Miserables, which is some 823 words long. Unlike the mugu's effort, it is grammatically correct and conveys useful information.
I would suggest just typing back to him normally -- just don't type any periods. Or commas. Ever. |
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TheLoneHaranguer
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Joined: 04 Apr 2014
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Location: In Prosper's private hell
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Wed Nov 05, 2014 10:12 pm |
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metamit wrote: |
So my question is would you in your reply waste the time to create a run-on just as long? |
Looks like you just answered your own question, metamit. Remember -- we're here to waste the lads' time and not vice versa.
If you want to have fun with the lad, either remove the punctuation from your own responses, or over-punctuate the hell out of your emails. |
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jose_cuervo
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Thu Nov 06, 2014 3:21 am |
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/\/\/\ I like the over-punctuation idea.
It - would, be extremely, fraudstrating. for most folks- to read an 'email which' someone decided! to : punctate "at" random? but in (all likelihood) your, lad would. probably not: notice. |
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metamit
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Thu Nov 06, 2014 10:49 am |
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Yeah, I thought about the punctuation too. I'm gonna sit on it another day and see if I feel like wasting time later LOL |
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