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Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2015 3:36 pm

Regarding the ASEM:

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Mary is this mail for me?

Please delete this email immediately. It was not meant for you.

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Mary cani have you phone number?

I'm not comfortable giving that right now. I'm mad at u.

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Why are you mad at me? i told you i'll be sending the pix soon this weekend. please give me your telephone number so we can hear each other voice if you really love me. Now can't you fix me know very well i can play a better roll in this movie? i don't even think you love me just as you said. If really you do kindly help me to be with you soon.

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Mary here it's

I don't know that's you. It's not a full pic.

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Dear Mary,

Here is the account details which Mals asked me to send to you.

Thanks.

TELEGRAPHIC TRANSFER INSTRUCTION

SENDER (FIELD)

INTERMEDIARY BANK: DEUTSCHE BANK TRUST COMPANY,AMERICAS, NEW YORK.
280,PARK AVENUE NEW YORK,NY 10017

SWIFT BKTRUS33
ROUTING (ABA)NO: 021001033
BENEFICIARY BANK: ECOBANK NIGERIA LIMITED DOMICILIARY ACCOUNT.
SWIFT CODE: ECOCNGLA
ACCOUNT NO: XXX350
ACCOUNT NAME: KXXX IXX LXXX
ACCOUNT NUMBER: 0921047426

Reported. OP, claim your piggy!

I have reported your account to to those that need it. Why haven't you sent me your full pics? What's going on with the audition? You want a bigger role, but aren't doing anything I can present.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 29 Aug 2014 Posts: 54

I'm hoping this goes in the same direction as PIG. It would be nice to see this lad chasing Kate or candy all over Africa lol

Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2015 3:10 pm

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Mary am waiting on the little fund so I can get my audtion done and sent to you so if you have sent it to them am waiting for the little fund so I can get it done, meanwhile I've sent you my pix , you never sent me such I sent u, that is me and my dick.

There is no face. I don't know that is your dick. I took this for you, but you don't get to see anymore until I know it's your dick. How will you prove it?

Attached Pic of MJB wearing only panties.

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Mary then I will take same one u did which means u will not see my dick.

You can see my breasts!

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Mary you have not talk to me since why? Has the money been sent to my account? So I should have sent you another pix but my internet is down here am using my phone to write u.

Lots of snow closing everything.

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You mean snow is closing my account or the bank? I can only hope the former...

Attached were two photos. One of the is included in the first post of this thread. Rolling Eyes

The bank. The roads. How would it close your account?

I'm really getting upset that you manipulated me to send you naked photos of myself and you aren't man enough to send me your full pics.

Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2015 6:42 pm

Ike has been avoiding Candy as of late but he got caught earlier today:

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Candy: Ikey??
Ike: Babe
How are u?
Candy: I was worried cause yu werent talking to me no more.
Ike: Why on earth will I stop talking to my queen
Candy: I don't know
Ike: Babe I lost my cousin brother
Babe u know I love u
I even drop u offline but u don't even reply them.
Candy: Who is cousin brother??
Ike: I also ask u to tell Mr Krok to reply my msg
U don't know him
Is my uncle son
Candy: Oh
Ike: So what going on over there?
Candy: That nice Mr. Krok had a meeting with Mr. Charlie and they were yelling.
Ike: How is Mr Krok, Kate
Why what happen?
Candy: He was really angry I thinkok?
Ike: Today?
Do u know what the problem is all about?
Candy: Just a little while a go My Sausage.
Ike: Hope is not about me?
Candy: They were shouting a bout money that they call scrilla witch I think is a funny name.
Ike: What about Kate?
Money?
I ask them to send me my signing bonus which is 25k
Candy: I dont know for sure but I never seen nice Mr. Krok so mad.
Ike: Is that the reason why they where talking?
Candy: Cause of Money I thinking
Ike: Can u find out if is all about me?
U are close to Mr Krok
Candy: Maybe but Mr. Krok threw out Mr. Charlie and then left too Ikey.
Ike: This is serious
What about Kate?
Candy: I dont know Mr. Man. I dont think Kate likes me too muchly.
Ike: Why?
U once told me she is good to u?
She has not write me for weeks now.
Candy: She started ben mean and I dont like her so much now.
Ike: Hardly I know what is happen over there since she stop writing me, is Kate still working there?
So what is the cause?
Candy: I avoid her cause she called me a Bitch once.
Ike: Did u had a fight with her?
What?
My own Angel
The queen of my heart
Candy: Yes cause she said she was going to Marry her and I was just a dumb slut
Ike: How can she say such babe?
Who is going to marry her?
Candy: She said yu were and it made me sad.
Ike: Babe how can I?
We have been there for long
Candy: That what she told me. Crying now Ikey
Ike: So what make u think I will?
Maybe she want u to feel bad
Candy: I dont know
Ike: Cause never had such discussion with her
Candy: Yu being honerst Ikey??
Ike: Cause she know we love our self
Yes my love
Candy: Ikey I needs to go cause that nice Mr. Krok is back and he looks pissed on!!!
Ike: Can u write me babe if you find out the cause of there talking?
Candy: Ill try my Sausage.
Ike: Plz
Am counting on u babe
I love u
Candy: Aww I love yu too Ikey.
Ike: Do let him know am waiting on his reply to my msg
Candy: kay Hunny! I will for sure!
Ike: Ok
Candy: Send me nice picture? I need to know yu still love me.
Ike: OK my love
Candy: It would make me feel more better.

Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2015 5:30 pm

Ike has been pressing Cat Charlie to get on the phone with his 'Lawyer' so we sent Fatty in to calm the waters:

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Sup My Young TeaBag,

Dawg is Fatty reading your meaning right and bright cause if he is then you gots yourself into one Big Ass **DELETED** Fight. See Player Fatty ain’t no Two Bit Clucker **DELETED** who sits back when he is under attack but he be as Cold as Ice Pimp who leaves all the other Wanabees walking with a limp.

That Cool Cat Charlie was Raping at Fatty and he be telling Fatty that he needs more of his Green in order to be staying on the Scene. Now T-Bag Fatty don’t know why you is hiring my Shyster and charging on his Dime cause that in itself is a **DELETED** Crime! Dig? See Fatty Sho Nuff ain’t paying Cat Charlie no $2,500 Skins so he can be hitting your Shyster on the Hip; Shit balls Player them Greens is firmly in my Grip.

So Brother you had best step aside and let Fatty pass else you’ll get these Berluccis right up your **DELETED** Ass. If you know what I’m saying? So splain yourself proper and lay it on the line and I bets we will be getting on just fine.

Peace out,

Art

After Ike digested that he approached Candy to Translate as Kate has been absent:

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Hello Candy my love.

How are you doing today? sorry for the to write you as am not happy from what Mr Krok sent me, and i want you to help me to translate it to my understanding since Kate is not there to help me as she used to. so my love let me know what the problem is between the both,I miss you.

Here is Mr Krok Mail help me to translate it well..

Then he caught Candy on chat:

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Ike: Babe are you there?
Hi
Candy: I'm here my Lover man
Ike: Candy are you there?
Candy: ?
Ike: I sent you an e-mail help me out now.
Candy: What yu mean my Sausage?
Ike: check you e-mail msg
i sent you mail now
Candy: Ok Hunny
Ike: read it and reply me now
Candy: Wwhat do yu want me to tell yu Ikey?
Ike: Are u with me?
Candy: Am here My Sausage
Ike: You did not find my e-mail to you or you did not understand it?
Candy: Mr. Krok talks funny words.
Ike: Let me know what he is saying?
Candy: He seems mad.
Don't you know what he's saying?
Ike: Yes i don't know
why his mad?
Candy: He says he was talking to Mr. Charlie about money.
He calls him Cat Charlie haha.
Ike: I ask him to sent me my signing Bonus which is $25000 so i can use it to help myself help.
So i don't understand what he was saying in his mail
alli can understand is **DELETED**
Ike: Candy plz talk to me
Candy: Am here.
Ike: Yes i know you are there and i want you to explain it to me
Candy: Ok
He says that you wnated to hire Mr. Charlie and it would cost him $2500.
Ike: Hire him for what?
Candy: To call your Lawyer I think but dont know ok?
Ike: I Never ask Mr charles to call my lawyer
I toldhim to provide me with his mobile number that my lawyer want to speak with him.
Can u help me tell Mr krok that what i said?
Candy: How cum your lawyer needs to tlak Ikey?
Ike: His my lawyer and need to ask some quetion
is that a problem?
Candy: I think maybe cause Mr. Chalrie asked nice Mr. Krok for more money. Sometime he calls it scrilla and that makes me laugh.
Ike: those form he sent me i tolk then to my lawyer and he want to find out, how i can fill them cause every details of it is in USA
Candy: Aren't yu coming to USA My Sausage??

Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2015 5:46 pm

Damn, I never though he'd find legal advice for an application for TIN!

Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2015 4:00 pm

I never hear from you or see your full pics? Why is this?

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Mary, I don’t think picture is the point here, it has been 3weeks and some days I sent my bank account details to you for little transfer from Mals, you are not saying anything none making point on this, even the last time I sent you mail regarding it but you did not respond to me, what is really going on? How do you even want me to believe you are the person in that picture? If that money can be sent to me do let me know then telling me swon has cover the Bank etc, in a westen country, please let me know why I’ve not received that money you cause am very Upset here.

First, the picture is the point. You asked me for full pictures and I gave you one with my face and oranges. I'm shy and have never done this before. You just sent me a picture of a dock and it could have been anybody's. You are violating the sanctity of trust and just trying to see all of me without showing me you.

As for the bank account, I am an advisor and have no control over the sending of the money. That's the accounting department and Mr. D. They make the final decision. I have given them my opinion and it is this: It is ridiculous to send someone $25,000 when we have no proof of your talent or commitment. Nobody else asks us to send them money to make the audition video when they know they will be compensated in the end. That is poor business practice and does not make sense from a fiscal point of view. Like Mr D., I can make you very rich, but it requires an investment of time and effort on your part.

I do not understand your comment about swon in a western country. Please explain this to me.

Finally, if you have no ambition or desire to better yourself, I'm not sure I can offer up my vaginity to you. I want it to go to a real man that loves me. Please let me know if this is a fruitless attraction.

Edited to fix formatting.

Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2015 12:14 am

Ike is getting Whinier by the Day:

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My brother Mals.

Good evening to you, how are u doing? Just want u to know I sent my account details to Mary just as you advice me but I've not received any money yet, meanwhile Mary is asking me of my audition video and I told her am waiting for the fund so I can do them, so please brother do talk to the to hold on for me am only waiting for this fund once I received it I will do it and sent it. Let me know if the money has been sent thank you my brother God bless and soon we be together.

Canoe

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Brother I hope all is well i've not hard from you.

Best Respond eh?

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Canoe My Brother,

I do apologize for not being in touch sooner but I have been busy interviewing prospective clients for the upcoming Film. I find this very satisfying knowing that my Business will be more legitimate and all thanks go to my Wonderful staff.

How are you my friend?

Mals

That oughta appease him or not:

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Mals my brother,

You don't expect me to be fine and happy, when i pleaded with you with a little help and you promise to help me out, it has been 3weeks and some days i sent my bank details to Mary without receiving the fund which can only take 48hr to hit my account, I ask her she said snow has covered the bank, how can i believe such in a western country? Mals my brother kindly do this by yourself for me as i was thinking by now i should have summit my audition and start processing my Visa, and this keep worrying me. My brother am happy that your business is hiting strong again and is for the good of every one, but don't left me aside cause i've been by your side all this time and am counting on you to help me out so i can be able to meet my brother one on one.

ETA - Teabag sent a Massage to Fatty:

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Hi brother Krok,

I can now understand the content of your email little, Brother I never ask Mr Charles to call my lawyer, so he has no reason demanding any money from you to call my lawyer cause I never told him any thing of that, I only ask him to provide me his mobile number that my lawyer want to speak with him to guide me on how to fill the form for tax he sent me, Cause all the details required from the form is USA details so we are little confused about the whole thing and that why I now ask him to provide me with his contact which I think is right to have both you and him the contact, I never speak to any of you for once since we hard deal why can't you give me your mobile number so I can as well talk to you or Mr Charles when I can hear from you? So don't give him any $2500 for that, and you can show him my massage if you think am lie to you. Regarding my signing bonus of $25k am still hoping to received it soon . meanwhile where is Kate? And who will be updating me since Kate is not writing me? Brother your new repper need your help now, so do get back to me with details.
Yours
Tag.

I'm not sure if the World is ready for another Fatty Call but he might be persuaded....

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 05 Mar 2009 Posts: 582

oscarpiles wrote:

Ike is getting Whinier by the Day:

I can now understand the content of your email little, Brother I never ask Mr Charles to call my lawyer, so he has no reason demanding any money from you to call my lawyer cause I never told him any thing of that, I only ask him to provide me his mobile number that my lawyer want to speak with him

Lad logic, he didn't ask Mr Charles to call his lawyer but wants his lawyer to call Mr. Charles, as if there is a difference. And, he doesn't want to pay Mr. Charles for said advice, does he seriously think Mr.Charles is going to answer legal questions for free?

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So don't give him any $2500 for that, and you can show him my massage if you think am lie to you. Regarding my signing bonus of $25k am still hoping to received it soon .

Mr.Charles might be pissed off about Ike demanding free legal advice, would be a shame if Mr.Charles put a lien against the 25K, after all, that would certainly slow up the money going to Ike and it would be all the lad's fault.

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2015 8:05 pm

So you're just going to ignore me now? How do you just do that to someone you claim to love? Especially when you have had me feeling funny in my girly parts?

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Why will i ignore you mail? am really upset with you cause Mary you are not helping matter here, with the kind of words you used on me, by the way who said am demanding $25000? i only ask mals for just $2000 which is not much as i know, but all the same since you have ask them not to give me the money is alright but am very sad with you cause am working on how to meet you in person but you are busy stoping it, the same type of picture you sent me was same i sent you so why are you angry with me Mary?

I was half naked with my face in it. You were not.

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why is this your problem?

You should be working on how i will be with you if really you love me.

That's the thing. You don't love me. You want to embareass me and have me send you naked pictures but you don't want to send yours to me. It's not a fair relationship.

I've done my part. YOU SHOULD BE WORKING ON HOW YOUR GOING TO SEE ME.

Are you working on the audition yet?

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Mary so you really hate me? you are not helping matter here.

I don't hate you, but you don't love me. If you did, you would send the full naked pic like you should have. As for the visa and money, once we have the video, even if it's recorded on a cell phone, I can convince Mr. D. To move forward. Everything in your hands.

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Mary we should be honest to each other, i've problem with my phone and laptop as you can see it take me time to reply your massage, meanwhile i will look for a way to get the audition. I never hate you to be honest with you am in love with you and the picture i sent you is me, right from my heart i love you and want to meet you in person not for sex but my heart seek you. Why Mals is silent on me? he never reply my massage.

Uhm...he's not a fan of man on massage?

He has been so busy trying to make things legit, but produce a few of the old things, too, to bring money in. There have a ton of meetings for him with everybody! Have you seen what our winter was like??

I will make you a deal, if you send me a full pic with your face naked and everything, i will send u one 2!

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Mary my love i wish to do that but i' dont have a camare phone now, i lost my phone and laptop, am now in internet cafe so i can write you, I promise to send it to you once i lay my hand on one is a promise please tell Mals to write me. I know once i sent it you will know i so much love you?

That is pretty disappointing. I would think a big businessman like you would have a back up phone and computer.

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Yes you are right but things over here is deffrent from the way you see them

Then explain it clearly.

Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2015 2:00 pm

Ike is getting rather tense as of late:

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Ike: Candy are u there?
Candy: I'm here Ikey!
Ike: Good to find u here Candy
Candy: Where yu been Baby?
Ike: Did u received my email?
Candy: I did my Sausage but don't unbderstand kay?
Ike: What u did not understand?
Candy: It was like yu were been mean to me and it made me sad.
Ike: Oh my pink pussy u know am not hzppy cause i've be keep out of loop by Art and his lawyer
This mAke me mad znd not happy
Candy: I thought your lawyer was going to email Mr. Charlie?
Ike: I believe u make me happy by the end of our chat
Candy: Yu think so Baby?
Ike: No
Candy: Why not Ikey?
Ike: Why do u ask If am no longer coming to usa?
Candy: I didnyt say that Mr. Mann.
Ike: So what do u mean in your offline?
Candy: I dont understand!!!!!
Ike: Baby please make me to understand what is really going on over there?
Candy: What do yu mean?
Ike: Coz am So worried here.
Candy: Aww dont be worried my Sausage.
Ike: My pink Baby u dont understand me or what?
Candy: Am confuse
Ike: Why wo n't i be Wen evvery body is silent on me
Candy: Im here Baby and I thought yu need your lawyer to tlak to Mr. Charlie
That nice Mr. Art calls him Cat Charlie and thats funny.
Ike: You know i stop my job So i can focus in my music
Candy: Yu are a good raper Okey!
Hahaha. I called yu Okey
Okey Dokey
Ike: Since tthen i find it diffcult to feed
And Mr Art is not helping me
Candy: I dont understand
Ike: I ask them to send me the sgining bonus So i can feed with it while am waiting for my document to be ready, can u please help me talk this out with Mr Art?
Candy: I could tlak to him when I saee him baby.
Ike: And since tthen no one is talking with me
Am in Hell here babe am broke
Not Art not charles
Candy: But you will be rich soon cause yu are talented
Ike: This not right u know it?
Candy: What yu mean Baby?
Ike: Before then i need money here to help myself
Candy: Oh
Maybe yu should get a job Baby??
Ike: I need to feed and look good
Candy: Yu look good to me my Sausage.
Ike: Get a job?
Candy: Every body works Ikey
Ike: But If i got any job i can drop it Wen am leaving to usa
Is the law here
Ike: So let me know If they are not working for my coming tthen i can Go and find job, If not help me talk to Art So he can understand my condition over here, is now in your hand to make me happy and help me to be there soon.
Candy: I said Id talk to him Mr. Man but yu are being mean.
Yu dont even say yu love me any more
Ike: You understand it that way cause u dont know how i feel here
Candy: Hissss
Ike: You know i love u and will always do
Candy: That Bitchy Kate says yu dont love me.
Ike: Why she xuch?
Candy: She said yu love her and only her.
Ike: And where is she? I will like to ask her that
Lol..
Funny u
Candy: I dont see her much Ikey
what does that mean???
Ike: She no more working with u?
Candy: What yu mean by Funny LOL!!!!!!!!!
Ike: I wish to ask her about it cause am not happy with thAt
Candy: Answer me!!
Ike: Laugh out louid is the mean
Candy: Why am I funny??
Am getting angry gradually!
Ike: By what you say you know very well is not possiable to love someone i Just start tzlking with Wen youhave been there for me for a longer time.
You are the only woman who has my love
Candy: Then prove it!
Ike: But If you dont love me any more tell
Candy: Yu never gave me my Birthday present
Ike: Coz all this while i've kept myxelf for u alone
Ike: Same with you my love you never give me any even Wen i told u to send me little money that am broke
Candy: I never asked yu for money!!
Am not like that!
Ike: Wen i come down there i'll do everything to make u happy
Candy: That nicwe Mr. Art said only Basturd Head asks women for money
Ike: For now i'dont have anything to give but my heart of love
Candy: Yu said yu would put a nice yellow ribbon on big weiner
Ike: But u should have not tell Mr Art about it, this is between the both of us
Candy: Yu told me to have him help cause I not understands good and he knows more better ok?
Ike: Candy what is there to understand ? Wen u work in side westen union money transfer and sending
The said 1000 with the details i give u
Am really broke
My love help me If u love me
Candy: Yu just wnat me for money and dont care
The yu ignore any thing I ask for too
Ike: Is that what u think?
Candy one has to be happy to do everything
Candy: Am crying. If yu dont do what yu promised then I dont know what to think
Ike: I ask u for money Coz u are the only woman in my heart
Am sad
Candy: What hte Fukc does that meen???
Ike: Why are u crying that make me sad
Candy: Yu dont care and just wnat Monies
Ike: U lie
Candy: Bastard Head
Ike: I So much love and care about u
Candy: Am not liar!!!
Ike: AND I DONT WANT U FOR MONEY
I ONLY ASK U FOR HELP NOW I NEED IT
Candy: I go now
So sad
Ike: Same here too

Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2015 2:22 pm

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Mary what do you want me to explain? Just because i did not sent you my face in the picture then you tuned everything around and stop Mals of sending me the $2000 i ask from him? and you want me to be happy? meanwhile Mals told me he was going to proposed to you, so i believe you got it right what you want. But all i can ask from you please tell him to send me the $2000 i ask of him is not much money i really need it and i promise to send you picture of your choice is a promise so am counting on you if you truly love me as you said, but if you cant help me on this little help i ask from you then i'dont know what else you can help me with.

You said:

things over here is deffrent from the way you see them

I asked you to explain what that means. What is different? How do I see it and what are the primary differences between my perception of the obvious and your precisely overwhelming explanation of the fundamental discrepancies in actuality? That's what I want you to explain? Maybe we should chat sometime. Do you have Hangouts?

I did not turn things around because you wouldn't send me the pics. It makes no fiscal sense and is irresponsible to send money with no financial return. What's in it for Mr. D? You have not shown you can do the stunts. We do not pay for people that do not work. That is charity. Are you a beggar on the street? Is that how you want me to look at you?

I want you to be happy, but you do not want me to be happy. You do not love me. If you did, you would have sent the picture like you promised. I think you should now send it and write a sign saying, "I'm sorry I was so small with u."

$2000 is a lot of money. And as I said, there is nothing in it for us. We can't risk it when there are others here that have submitted audition videos and will work for less. You are the one causing yourself to miss out on this golden opportunity to be a star and millionaire. This is all on your failure to cum through. Absolutely there is no way the money will be sent first. That is not dependable and a gamble. I do not gamble with money. There is too much potential for all of us to be rich beyond our dreams. Schedules and time is now growing tight.

What do you mean Mr. D. is going to propose to me? He did invite me to dinner and that's nice, but we haven't gone yet. My love, like my vaginity is not just thrown around happyhazardly. If he likes me though, what do I do?

IF YOU TRULY LOVE ME AND WANT TO MARRY ME AS YOU SAID, YOU WOULD DO THESE SIMPLE THINGS TO MAKE BOTH OF U HAPPY AND RICH!

Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2015 5:37 pm

Ike decided he wanted to chat with MJB.

MJB: Did you receive my email?
Ike: I should be asking u, If you rec eived my email
Ike: Sent u gmail this morning
Ike: Are u there?
Ike: You are really hurting me
Ike: Mills told me he love you
MJB: That doesn't mean I'm IN LOVE with him. We work together.
Ike: And his going to proposal to u
MJB: What? That's just silly gelesy talking on your part.
Ike: He Want u to be his woman
MJB: And you don't want to fight for me?
Ike: Well you can ask him
MJB: I ASKED U!
Ike: How can i fight him? Wen you hzte me and never Want me tocome close
Ike: The little help i needed ffom him u stop it
MJB: I keep asking you to come close and you refuse. How do you think that makes me feel knowing you don't want me except for my vaginity.
Ike: You never show your love
MJB: I didn't stop him. We need help from you. You stopped it.
Ike: How did i stop it?
MJB: I sent you nude photos of myself. With my face!!!!!! I've never done that before. I'm not that kind of girl. That's true love right there.
Ike: Where did i God wrong
MJB: You stopped it when you refused to audition.
MJB: I'm Buddhist. I can't answer that.
Ike: I Sent u my dick
Ike: Wen u never show me your pussy
MJB: That could have been anybody's dock
Ike: Is me
MJB: I don't know that.
Ike: Someday u see it
Ike: I told u i needed that little money for my audtion
MJB: But you couldn't wait to see my oranges could you? Like I said, you don't love me. You just want me to have Mr. D. send you money for nothing. I have to work for mine. My pappy called people who begged for money and refused to work for it or help others "rat thờ"
MJB: We don't pay anyone else for an audition. Why would you be different.
Ike: As u know i NEED somebody to do that audtion, andhere once they know you are going to mAke out some money they ask uforthier own share
Ike: This is not payment
MJB: Then what is it? Donation to a rat thờ
Ike: And i DONT bag for money
MJB: You are bagging!
MJB: To a T!
Ike: This is inslut to me
Ike: I have done somethings what more tthen 2000 for Mills
MJB: I don't know that.
Ike: Well i know u love him more but Ok
MJB: It's an inslut to me that you begged for my naked pic and then sent me some strange dock.
Ike: But dont called me names
MJB: How can you even say you know who I love? You don't love me at all.
MJB: What name have I called you?
Ike: Coz ur mindis withhim
Ike: U see him every day
Ike: So ur love for him grows
MJB: That's the saltiest thing I've ever read.
Ike: How can u say u love a bagger like me?
MJB: Absence makes the heart grow fonda. Haven't you ever heard that? AS I SAID YOU DON'T LOVE ME AT ALL. ALL YOU DO IS REFUSE ME WHEN I TRY TO HELP AND LOVE YOU!!!!
Ike: You czlled me rat
MJB: I didn't know you read Vietnamese and my father would have called you that for asking for money without doing work for it.
Ike: GOD KNOW FROM MY HEART HOW I SO MMUCH LOVE U
Ike: MY HEART BLEED FOR U
MJB: Then why don't you do as i ask? Is there someone else?
Ike: BUT U TMake me for fool
MJB: YOU MAKE ME FOR A FOUL!
Ike: Coz am from africa
Ike: YOU WHITE ALWZYS THINK WE ARE FOOL
MJB: I'M FROM VIETNAM. WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH THE PRICE OF TAG ON CHINA?
Ike: BUT IS WRONG
MJB: I'M NOT WHITE.
MJB: WOW. YOU HAVE NEVER EVEN LOOKED AT MY PICS HAVE YOU?
MJB: THERE IS SOMEONE ELSE.
Ike: YOU PEOPLE EVEN CALLED US MONKEY
MJB: WHO ARE 'YOU PEOPLE?'
MJB: WHAT ARE YOU RAMBLING ABOUT. DO YOU EVEN READ WHAT I WRITE>
Ike: AM ALWAYS WITH YOU PIX IN MY PHONE BEFORE I LOST IT
MJB: DID I LOOK WHITE TO YOU?
MJB: AND YOUR EMAIL DIDN'T SAVE MY PICS?
Ike: I CALLED U all WHITE
MJB: IT'S GMAIL FOR BUDDHA'S SAKE.
Ike: Your pictures is right in my inbox
MJB: I'M ASIAN. WHY ARE YOU DISRESPECTING ME AND HATING ME FOR BEING YELLOW?
MJB: DO I LOOK WHITE TO YOU?
Ike: The is i love u
Ike: YOU WITH ALL MY HEART
Ike: THAT IS THE FACT
MJB: PROVE IT THEN
Ike: BUT U DONT UNDERSTAND ME
MJB: FACTS CAN BE PROVEN.
Ike: YES
MJB: YOU DON'T LISTEN TO ME.
Ike: BUT WHY CANT U BELIEVE ME I LOST MY PHONE
Ike: I MADE U A PROMISE TO DO THAT
Ike: BUT U STOPTHE MEANS OF ME GETTING THEMONEY TO DO THAT
Ike: WEN SOMEONE LOVE U
Ike: YOU SHOULD SEE IT IN THEY EYES
Ike: OK MARY SINCE YOU SO MUCH LOVE ME WHY NOT VISIT ME HERE SINCE YOU CAN HELP ME?
Ike: I HAVE SEE MANY WOMAN WHO COME DOWN HERE TO VISG
Ike: VISIT THE MANY THEY LOVE E
Ike: SOME EVEN TRAVEL BACK WITH THEM
Ike: SO PROV TO ME YOU LOVE ME
Ike: BY VISITING ME HERE.
MJB: YOU HAVEN'T PROVEN YOU LOVE ME. NOT ONCE.
Ike: Is like u did not read my msg
MJB: Is like you don't read any of mine.
Ike: I do
Ike: MAry u are hurting my feeling for u
Ike: PLEASE STOP DOING THAT I LOVEU
MJB: Then prove it.
Ike: WEN U VISIT ME I WILL SHOW U ROUND THE GOOD THINGS MADE OF AFRICA
MJB: You really read noting I send do you?
Ike: THEN HOLD WEN I FIND CARMERA I WILL PROV IT
Ike: WHY NOT CALLED ME VIDOE CALLED SO I CAN SHOW IT TO U?
Ike: IS NOT OK WITH YOU RIGHT?
Ike: IF U WILL LET ME ASK MY FRIEND FOR HIS PHONE SO I CAN FIX MY SIMPLEMARRY CARD ON IT WEN U CALLED VIDOE U HAVE EVERY THINGS U WANT TO SEE. THIS IS HOW I CAN PROV MY LOVE FOR YOU NOW.
Ike: SINCE U ARE NOT LONGER REPLYING ME IS OK
MJB: We are not allowed to have video cameras at work.
MJB: You better hold the apology sign, too.
Ike: U Can do that Wen u get home
Ike: Juxt let me know If u WILL So i CAN collect my FRIEND phone
MJB: I don't have a web cam.
Ike: I mean ur phone
MJB: What about it?
Ike: CANT u by cam
MJB: Not that I know of.
Ike: Ur phone is not CARMERA
Ike: This is the only easy wzy for me now
MJB: No. My phone is a phone.
Ike: I HAVE try to PROV IT TO u
Ike: My love to u
Ike: I dont know what next to do
MJB: You don't know how to snap a picture and email it?
Ike: CANT USED SOMEONE PHONE TO DO THAT PLZ
MJB: To do what? I have sent you pics of me naked with my face.
Ike: I CANT USED SOMEONE PHONE TO SANP MY NAKED BODY
MJB: Use your computer.
Ike: BUT I TOLD U MY LAPTOP and my phone was robbed
MJB: And you don't know how to delete a pic? There's a little icon that looks like a trash bin. It's kinda like a rectangle or parallelogram or maybe that's a trapezoid. Whatever it is, you just put the pic file in it and PESTO! It's erased.
Ike: Is likd u dont read my gmail
MJB: Then how are you communicating with me right now?
Ike: Am in a cafe
Ike: Internet cafe
Ike: I told u d last time
Ike: CANT u see it take me to to reply your mail
MJB: I don't understand.
Ike: I mean it take me days to reply Your emails
MJB: What's an internet cafe?
Ike: Cycbercafe
Ike: Where you pay to have Internet acces
Ike: Sending email
MJB: Ok. Then what about the audition video?
MJB: You can't film that on a friend's phone?
Ike: The one am going to do the audtion with is asking me for money
Ike: money
MJB: You only have one friend?
Ike: He said i should give his own share
Ike: Since am using it for audtion
Ike: I dont keep FRIEND Coz am a busy man
Ike: I dont have time for FRIEND
MJB: Tell him we're paying you $50 for it and he can have $25 when we send the money to you. That's also a bad friend. You don't have any others? I thought you were a big businessman. Surely you have contacts of people with phones and computers.
Ike: YES i pay THEM off for there job
Ike: That is how i go with THEM
Ike: If i need THEM for any job i pay THEM off after that
MJB: So then it's easy for you to film it as you just said.
MJB: Where is the prob bob?
Ike: Keeping THEM as a FRIEND is not good for me
Ike: Payment to there job
Ike: The guy who will wrisely with me
MJB: Please write English or Vietnamese Only. I don't read Nigerian.
Ike: And thd one who will VIDOE
MJB: I do no understand
Ike: I need money to pay the one who will fight with me and the one who will vidoe me
Ike: Am writing english
Ike: Do u understand now?
MJB: There are other stunts you can do, I guess. Do you have a skateboard or bike?
Ike: No
MJB: or promise each friend $25 when we bring you here.
MJB: Do you have anything?
Ike: Mary i already told THEM that BUT they need part Payment Before they can carry on with me
Ike: There life here is diffrent
Ike: They always demand for part payment Before DOING the job
MJB: I guess you're screwed and I'm not going to be, huh? Tell me about me traveling to Nigeria.
Ike: Wow i love that
MJB: How would it work?
MJB: Where are you in Nigeria?
Ike: Is all about u GETTING your visa and buy airticket and fly down here
Ike: Am in Lagos state
Ike: That where i stay
Ike: U can give 3month visa, as i know u wont spent the whole 3moth here with me
Ike: BUT i will be very happy to have u VISIT me
Ike: Tthen u know how truly i love u
Ike: Hello Baby
MJB: Where are you? I had to take a phone call?
Ike: Am here
MJB: Ok.
MJB: I'm thinking of a plan
Ike: Ok
Ike: Let me know it
MJB: And how can I take 3 months off work?
Ike: A week or 2 is Ok
Ike: Right?
MJB: Probably. I'm not sure if they are issuing visas to Nigeria right now with all the problems there.
Ike: Why not?
Ike: There is no problem in my city here in Lagos
MJB: There's some crazy group called Boka Harems there.
Ike: There are only in north of the county
MJB: Tell that to the Ministry here.
MJB: I don't make the rules.
Ike: You dont have to worried about that
MJB: People are kidnapped all the time
Ike: They are issue visa
MJB: And blown up. It sounds like a reason to worry.
Ike: No is lie
MJB: The news lies? And how do you know they are issuing them?
Ike: Not as u think PLZ
MJB: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? English, plz
Ike: Coz we are having election soon So PEOPLE are coming in
Ike: I mean not what u think
MJB: What do I think?
MJB: Wasn't your election delayed?
Ike: That is not how it's here
Ike: YES
MJB: How is it there? No one is kidnapping girls?
MJB: No one is blowing up villages?
MJB: They are all lies?
Ike: No one is kidnapping anybody
MJB: Those girls weren't kidnapped? What happened to them?
Ike: That was last yr
MJB: But it happened?
Ike: Since tthen nothing of such has happen
MJB: What about all the people blowing themselves up?
Ike: Honey If really you love me and Want to visit me, please dont think about all this coz am here save and sound
Ike: For the weeks u spent with me
Ike: If you wish we can me in Ghana If you can come to Nigeria
MJB: That doesn't make sense. First, quit writing "If you love me."
MJB: You say you love me, but refuse to send the picture. You say you love me and refuse to audition so I can help you. If YOU LOVED ME, YOU WOULD DO ANYTHING IN YOUR POWER TO MAKE THESE HAPPEN.
Ike: It make sense to me Coz i love u Nd WAnt to meet u
MJB: Are you saying you want to meet in Ghana instead of Nigeria?
MJB: Then make the video and come to Canada where it's safe.
Ike: Can u send me little money So i can pay those guy
Ike: And get the audition
MJB: No. Mr. D. WOn't release it.
MJB: You do know Canada is so much better than Nigeria, right?
Ike: I have told u eveything
MJB: What does that mean?
MJB: You never said anything about meeting in Ghana. Explain that.
Ike: I dont know whAt u really Want me to do again
Ike: Dont worry about it
MJB: If I can't get a Niger passport, you want me to get one for Ghana and you come meet me?
Ike: YES
Ike: Visa
Ike: Not passport
MJB: Hold on a minute. It's Mr. D. I have an idea...
Ike: Waiting
MJB: Ok. You there.
Lawrence Kanu is now Available.
Ike: YES

Edited to remove connections to FB

Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2015 3:39 am

I sent an email.

I believe I have our plan so I can come to Nigeria, get you paid for the contract, and have Mr. D. pay for the entire thing!

He immediately reached out...

Ike: Hi Love
Ike: Good evening, Just check If u are online and i saw your email
Ike: TELL ME ABOUT YOUR PLANS OF COMING TO NIGERIA?
Ike: ARE U THERE MY LOVE?
MJB:To save on filming costs, we are trying to work with a Nollywood studio. This will help maximize our profits!!!!
MJB:If I meet with them, you can meet with me!
Ike: Ok
MJB:You don't seem to like the idea.
Ike: You meet with THEM first
Ike: Before me?
MJB:I don't know scheduling. Are you asking or telling?
Ike: Oh why not?
Ike: Am asking u?
MJB:Why does the scheduling matter?
Ike: Is Ok
Ike: I will be right here waiting when ever u need me
MJB:I do all this stuff for you and you do nothing for me. That shows you don't love me. Ok. Nevermind the ideal.
Ike: Have u MADE a contact with THEM yet?
MJB:Preliminarily.
Ike: My dear u will never be disapointed in me
Ike: I PROMISE u once u are here
MJB:Wrong. I am constantly disappointed in you.
MJB:Once I am there u promise what?
Ike: How can u say such a THINGS?
MJB:Where is my pic?
Ike: When u have not even met me in person
Ike: Do u think am lie to u?
MJB:I don't have it.
Ike: Why CANT u BELIEVE me for once?
Ike: Why are u hurting my feelins with your words?
Ike: Are u come down with Mills?
MJB:Why are u hurting my feelins withyour lack of actions.
MJB:It would just be myself. Is that ok?
Ike: What about other cast?
Ike: Are u not shooting the moive here?
Ike: How soon will u be here?
Ike: Mary i So much love u, If i've the MEANS i should have Sent u those pictures.
MJB:This is a preliminary meeting to sign contracts, scout sites and make certain they can provide what we need.
Ike: Without u asking
Ike: Ok
Ike: So how soon will u be here?
MJB:When there's a wheel, there's a way. If u wanted me to have them, u would have made it happen for the sake of our love.
Ike: God know my mind for u
Ike: And how i need u most happy
MJB:Buddha doesn't
MJB:'m not happy
Ike: Is like u dont understand me
Ike: You are making me feelins bad
MJB:Good
Ike: This is not right for us
Ike: Am asking when u will be here?
MJB:U know what u need to do for the sack of our love.
Ike: I CANT hurt u is Just the condition am into now
MJB:I JUST STARTED TALKING TO THEM TODAY. LOGINISTICS AREN'T FIGURED YET
MJB:WELL, U HAVE HURT ME.
MJB:SO U CAN
Ike: Sorry If i do
Ike: BUT not intational
Ike: I will make it upto u i PROMISE u my love
MJB:IT IS INTATIONAL.
MJB:NAME ONE THING YOU HAVE DONE FOR ME
Ike: If u give me the chance
MJB:I HAVE GIVEN YOU MANY MANY CHANGES
Ike: One THINGS i know is my HEART BLEED for u
Ike: And that is what u need most
MJB:AND ANOTHER LIE. AT LEAST MR. D. MAKES EFFORTS. HE BROUGHT ME FLOWERS TODAY.
Ike: Hmmmm
MJB:HE IS THE NICEST MAN, ALWAYS POLELITE AND ASKING ABOUT MY DAY. IF HE SAYS HE'S GOING TO DO SOMETHING, HE DOES IT.
MJB:HE HAS NEVER LIED TO ME.
Ike: You know am not rich
MJB:ITS NOT ABOUT MONEY. ITS ABOUT LOVE AND U HAVE KNOWN FOR ME
Ike: I never lie to u ether
MJB:ALL THE TIME U DO
Ike: How do u know i lie to u
MJB:WOMEN KNOW
MJB:SMART ASIAN WOMEN KNOW
Ike: Is this a way u telling me u love Mr D?
MJB:I DID NOT SAY THAT. HE LOVES ME. THAT DOESN'T MEAN I LOVE HIM BUT HE IS MUCH NICER TO ME THAN U ARE
Ike: Am not rich like him
Ike: Am Also far from u
Ike: Or in my msg i dont ask u how u are DOING,
Ike: Why are u hurting me Mary?
Ike: Cause i love u right?
Ike: Am crying here and PEOPLE are looking at me now am shy
Ike: Please stop it
MJB:U KNOW WHAT U SHOULD DO
MJB:OK. I GUESS U DON'T WANT TO TALK AND DON'T LOVE ME.
Ike: HOPE U ARE HAPPY NOW AM CRYING?
MJB:REAL MEN DON'T CRY. IN VIETNAM, U WOULD BE LAUGHED OUT OF THE VILLAGE. YOU ARE NOT A MAN?
Ike: I HAVE NEVER CRY FOR ANY WOMAN IN MY LIFE BEFORE
Ike: I CRY BECAUSE OF THE LOVE I HAVE FOR U
Ike: BUT U CAN CALLED ME NAMES
MJB:Which names were those?
Ike: DONT LET ME HAVE THE HEART OF STONE FOR OUR LOVE
Ike: CAUSE I DONT WANT TO DO THAT COZ I SO MUCH LOVE U
MJB:Then show me your love and prove it's u. you embareassed me. That is disgraceful to do to a woman.
MJB:AND WHAT NAMES DID I CALL U?
Ike: I NEVER DO
Ike: U SAID AM NOT A MAN
Ike: SO WHAAT I AM?
MJB:I asked if you were a man since you cried like a little sissy girl.
Ike: COZ I CRYED FOR THE LOVE OF MY LIFE
Ike: IS OK
MJB:Not in my culture.
Ike: I WILL NEVER CRY LIKE LITTLE SISSSY GIRL AGAIN I PROMISE
Ike: WHAT CULTURE ARE U TALKING ABOUT?
Ike: U SHOULD KNOW YOUR CULTURE IS DIFRENT FOR MINE
Ike: ARE U IN FACE BOOK?
MJB:A culture of men. The Vietnamese. Strong, tall, proud men that treat womans with respect.
Ike: DO I DISPRECT U?
MJB:yes.
Ike: How?
Ike: Can u tell me?
Ike: In which way?
MJB:You ask me for nekkid full pics with my face and I send it. Then you send me pic of only your dock. A girl with her own vaginity should not send these to a man who does not love her.
Ike: I can understand the painful side of this PIX
Ike: Mary how sure u ARE the one in that PIX?
Ike: I NEVER see u on cam
Ike: I told u to come on cam u refused and make execuse and u SAID u love me
Ike: So how are my sure u even love me when u CANT understand your man?
MJB:I DON"T HAVE A CAM. I've told you that. I'm pretty certain I know what I look like and am 84% certain I am the one in the pic I sent.
Ike: Your CALLED ME NAMES
Ike: U SAID i always lie to u
Ike: How?
MJB:NO. I ASKED IF YOU WERE A MAN.
MJB:Do you really want to go through the same conversation over and over?
Ike: How do i PROV it?
Ike: Can u PROV it to me?
Ike: How much cam cost over there that u CANT buy one for the sake of our love
Ike: Since u So much care u love me
MJB:Fine. We'll just end this. I have done everything for you and you have done nothing for me. Goodbye. I will ask Mr. D. to not worry about doing business with you since you want to lie to me and cannot be thrusted.
Ike: Such is not love
Ike: You should know me better tthen this
Ike: Is Ok If is your wish
Ike: You can do whatever u wish
Ike: BUT stop calling me a lier Coz i NEVER lie to u
Ike: And i NEVER USED such words on u
MJB:Well, for one, u said u loved me. BIG TIME LIE. GOODBYE.
Ike: Can u PROV the lie?
Ike: What do u mean by that?
MJB:AND I'M GOING TO TELL MR. D. YOU WERE TRYING TO GET ME TO FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU AND YOU TOLD ME HE LOVES ME.
Ike: YES If u Want i can forward his mail to u
Ike: If FACT
MJB:BET YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO TELL ME WERE U? SO U LIED TO HIM, TOO!!!!!
Ike: Tell him whatever u Want his a man like me and his not feeding me none my GOD
Ike: LIE TO HIM OVER WHAT?
MJB:HE IS A MAN. HE DOESN'T CRY
Ike: I CRY BECAUSE I SO MUCH LOVE U
Ike: AND DONT WANT TO HURT U
Ike: THAT WHY I CRY
Ike: FOR OUR LOVE
Ike: NOT FOR ANYTHING BUT FOR MY LOVE
MJB:TOO LATE. U HURT ME WHEN U LIED AND SAID U LOVED ME AND DIDN'T. THEN WHEN U SAID IT WAS YOUR DORK AND WOULD SEND ME A FULL PIC NAKED PIC AND DIDN'T
Ike: WHAT IS LATE?
Ike: YOU NEVER LOVE ME
Ike: SO FOR ALL WHAT YOU ARE SAYING CAUSE I CAN SEE IT IN YOU
Ike: ALL YOU NEED IS MY PIX AND U WILL DO NOTHING WITH ME
Ike: JUST AS U PROV IT THIS NIGHT TO ME
Ike: THAT AM NOTHING TO YOU.
MJB:I DON'T LOVE U? I SENT MY NAKED FULL PIX TO U. DO U THINK A RESPECTFUL VIETNAMADAM DOES THAT WITH EVERYBODY??????
Ike: You already PROV It to me now
Ike: You hate me and i know it
Ike: All u needed from me is my PIX
Ike: Nude pictures
MJB:That would make us even and show u loved me. You had me do it to you. It's not write for you to do it to me?
MJB:THE TRUTH BOTHERS YOU?
MJB: Like I said all along, you don't love me.

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2015 1:01 pm

Ike has been begging as of late:

Quote:

Hello Mals
You know very well am happy for you and will wish you the best of luck in whatever you do cause i Want to see you happy. Brother i always do as Mary told, Just as i plead with you my own Brother to help mewith 2000 dollar to be able me get somethings done here, you promise to help me but since i sent me account as you ask me to do you have not done your part Mals is 2000 so for you to give your Brother even If i Just ask you for money there is not business attach won't you give me? please i really need that money to get my audtion done kindly help with the 2000 i ask from you i can still repay you back, meanwhile did Mary accept your proposal? Brother am waiting for the transfer details..

Sadly Mary Jane Stormed out of the office which caused Mals some stress:

Quote:

Canoe My Brother,

I have some unpleasant news and hope you can shed some light upon it. You see Mary Jane rushed out of the office a while back in tears yelling that The D. Sanchez should not do Business with you and a few other things that I dare not mention in polite Company. When I did try to calm her down she only cried harder and in between her racking Sobs she said that maybe working here wasn't in her best interests after all.

As a Brother and a Friend I'm pleading with you to tell me what happened. Please I'm at the end of my rope and don't know where to turn.

Yours,

It took Ike a bit to respond but respond he did:

Quote:

Good morning Mals,YES i Just saw your msg, as i find it diffcult to respond to my emails fast since i was robbed my phone and my LAPTOP, all this was the reason i pleaded with you to help me with 2000 you PROMISE to help me and uptill now, NOTHING has happen, YES i know Mary changed your mind of DOING it as she told me, i've know u for long and has done something i Sent more tthen such amount which u know for our both good, I was chating with Mary and she CALLED me all kind of NAMES bagger, lier, and rat, Just BECAUSE i did not Sent her my Nude pictures i PROMISE her, she even say beffore u can Sent me the money i have to Sent my Nude pictures and i let her know that i LOST my phone and LAPTOP If u are able to Sent me the money i will buy phone and take those PIX and Sent her.BUT she refused to understand me and CALLED me those NAMES am a lier , she ask you not to have any thing to do with me, Coz of all this.If u wish i can Sent u are chating,

Mals did his best to calm down Ike the Bagger, Lier, Rat:

Quote:

Mals: Canoe are you there?
Ike:YES Brother
U got my msg?
Mals: I did and it doesn't make sense.
Ike: Ok
Mals: Mary Jane is a true Professional.
Ike: So am the one who is lier?
Mals: My Brother please don't be like that.
Ike: Am not is Just that u believe her more then me
Mals: This is hard for me to fathom Canoe.
Ike: I know
Mals: I have never seen her so upset and it worries me.
Ike: BUT the Coz of this is my willing of not Sending my nude PIX
Mals: This is rather perplexing as she is an innocent young Woman and I just can't imagine that she would act in such a manner.
Ike:BUT she still write me telling me i did not love here
Mals: Wait a minute here...you are in Love with her? Did I make a fool out of myself by asking her to Dinner?
Ike:She is in love with me Brother while you are in love with her
She told me to fight for my love
Mals: I never said I was in love with her Canoe but that I was interested.
Ike:She Also told me u buy her flawers
Ok
Mals: I did that but now you have made me feel like a fool.
Ike:Oh Brother u are not
Why will u feel that bad
We are TALKING like Brother here
Am Just been open to u
Mals: You know I don't often use Bad Language but I am very close to at this moment.
Mals: Why didn't you tell me the two of you were Lovers?
Ike:Dont worry since u are intrested in her why not be open to what u Want?
Cause you are my boss So i think u should have whatever u Want, not even me can stop u
Mals: No I don't think that will happen now my Brother.
How can I even face her?
Ike:Brother write from the one we both start writing she SAID, she like me that is how everything started
She is Just your worker
So u can FACE her
Mals: Why does everyone go behind my back? Everyone I have ever trusted makes me out for a fool.
Ike:Brother why do u say this? Even me?
Mals: I told you I was interested in Mary Jane and you didn't tell me the two of you were in love. Why Brother?
Ike:Cause i cant
Mals: Please explain as I am not thinking very clearly now.
Ike:And am not even sure If she mean it or she after my nude pictures
Mals: I know that Candy always thought of you as a very Handsome Man so perhaps Mary Jane is also Smitten by you.
Ike:Brother there is NOTHING to explain cause i did not see any serous relationship in her
So i dont believe in her love
Mals: No please do not say that. I will back away from her as I know it is your wish.
Ike:I feel she need my Nude pictures that all
Mals: I now know you care deeply for her and do not want to jeopardize anything.
Ike:Cause this has been our misunderstanding right from one Before that day.
Mals: Brother what two adults do is their Private business. I'd rather not hear about your Sexting with one another.
Ike:Is Ok
Mals: The problem is that she really knows this Business inside and out and I trust her to make the proper decisions.
Ike:Is Ok with me cause this is business
So she has to do the job
Mals: Please try to keep her Happy or we might not see our Project come to Fruition.
I will speak with her and tell her that everything has been ironed out.
Ike:BUT i dont have phone to Sent her nude pictures
None do i have money to buy one now
Mals: My Brother you must be a Man and finish what you started.
Ike:That Just the only problem we both have
Mals can i ask?
Mals: Please make her the Happiest Woman in the World and do it for me.
Ike:Apart from business If am in need am ask u as a Brother and a FRIEND u can be a help to me?
When u have the MEANS?
Mals: Canoe can you send me a message? I need to go get some air and try to rehearse what I will say to Mary Jane. Don't worry I can make this work for you.
Ike:If u can then i need to give her what she Want
Which is the pictures
Mals: My Brother you will have to find a solution in short order so that we can both rest at ease.
Mals: I do but this should be a simple matter and if that is that is required for you to capture your true Love then I say go for it and don't look back.
Ike:Brother this is the only short cut Nd that why am telling u about it
YES am willing BUT has no MEANS
Mals: I must go now my Friend but I do believe you know what you have to do.
Ike:So what can i do?
Ok bye
Mals: Good Bye My Brother.

Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2015 11:12 pm

Ike seems to be in such a better mood these days. I'm sure that will change soon enough though:

Quote:

Ike: On no
Are u there?
Candy: Hi Ikey
Ike: My pink babe
How are u DOING?
Good day to u my queen
Candy: Aww yu are sweat!
Am good now that yu are here.
Ike: Good to hea r that
I miss
Baby i miss u So MUCH
Candy: My Sausage how are yu??
Ike: Am good my love
Just missing my pink pussy
Candy: Hahaha yu make me horny
Ike: I've been hungry of you my Baby
Am always horny each time we are chatting
Candy: Awwww
Ike: Sometime i got angry Coz i can be with u when i needed u most
This sometime get me upset
Candy: I bet yu are Sexy when yu are angry!
Ike: Hahahha
Really?
Candy: Yeah really
Ike: So u Want me to be angry always?
Candy: Well see bout that Mr. Man!
Ike: Baby Wen can i ever see u?
Where u able to talk tins with Mr Art?
Candy: Soon Im hoping ok? I talked to nice Mr. Krok and he told Mr. Charlie to mail yu.
I did just like yu made me promise Baby.
Ike: Ok
Thank you my babe
I So MUCH miss u
Candy: Same here My Sausage.
Ike: You are working today?
Candy: Not til later Baby.
Ike: Why?
Are u Ok?
Candy: Cause that is when we are filming yu silly Goose.
Ike: Is everything alright?
Candy: Am good Honey.
Ike: Oh oooo
Candy: Why yu ask??
Ike: Ok
Cause i care about u
Candy: Awwwww my sweat sweat Man.
Ike: You are the most THING i think of u
Candy: What thing?
Ike: BUT my arms CANT reach u
You are most THING i think of babe
Candy: Soon Baby am sure of it!
Ike: I CANT wait my love
Candy: What will yu do to me when we meat?
Ike: Cause this is taking MUCH time
Since 2012 we are planing to meet each other babe
Going to fuck u all the day and NIGHT
Candy: Tell me more.
Ike: Let me keep it myself
Candy: Awww
Ike: Coz is my secret Honey
When i c u the action will follow
BELIEVE me
Candy: wow.
Ike: Hmmmm
Candy: What did Mr. Charlie tell yu Baby?
Ike: I saw his msg
This morning
Candy: k
Ike: That he has fill my form
Let me forward it
Candy: Ok Baby
Ike:That is his email
Can u explain it well for me?
Candy: Am reading my Sausage.
Ike: How can he fill it without my sgining?
Candy: Maybe yu should ask him cause he is a smart smart man.
Nice Mr. Krok calls him Cat Charlie and that makes me laugh.
Ike: Well babe explain it more to me
YES that is Funny
Candy: He says he is trying to save yu money my Sausage.
Ike: YES
I've not started working yet
Candy: He is smart man
Ike: Ok
Ike: Baby are u still there?
Candy: Am here.
Ike: Still reading
Candy: I'll be back in a minute Baby
Ike: Ok
Candy: Am back
Ike: Baby is like u are busy?
Candy: Am here for yu my Sausage.
Ike: BUT u are not responding to my msg
Candy: What do yu want me to say??
Nice THINGS to me
Candy: Yeah am reel good. So much more better tlaking with yu.
Ike: Or u dont love me any more
Ok
Candy: Wwhy yu say that??
Yu trying to piss me on??
Ike: Is like u dont miss me
Not at all
Can do that
Candy: what?
Ike: Ur happiness is MINE too
So i Want u happy
Always
Candy: Me too Baby thats why I did like yu told me to ok?
Ike: Ok
So Baby how is the weather over there?
Candy: Why yu nort even say thnaks you?
Ike: Ok my pink Baby
Thanks u a lot
Am Sorry carry away for our chat
Candy: And are yu gonna send me my present like yu promised??
Ike: YES Baby
Am trying to do that now on chat
Candy: Yu know what I want to unwrap right Hunny?
Ike: What?
Candy: Yu said you'd tie a pretty yellow ribbon silly.
Ike: Oh
Candy: Yu promised for my Birthday
Ike: I will Sent u normal PIX
Candy: Aww that IS normal!
Ike: YES babe
I will be sending u my PIX
Candy: When Baby? Am needing it bad.
Ike: O
Ok
Let me do that now
Candy: Yum
Candy: I'll be back in a minute.
Ike: Ok
Candy: Am here Baby.
Ike: Baby am trying to send it BUT can find where the attchment is as am useing tablet to chat u
Candy: Not understand?
Ike: I will send it later
With desktop
Candy: A nice yellow ribbon?
Ike: Ribbon?
Candy: Yu said yu would tie a yellow ribbon on your big monster for me.
Ike: Not nude pictures
Candy: Bu yu promsied Mr. Man!
Ike: I have done that So many time in past BUT u never Sent me yours even for once
Candy: Ill send yu pretty picture after cause yu promised me if I would tlak to that nice Mr. Krok.
Ike: Ok
I will be waiting
Candy: So will I Mr. MAN!
Ike: Yeah
Candy: Yu send me soon?
Ike: Ok
Ike: I will be right BACK
Candy: K
Ike: Am here my love
Candy: I missed yu Baby.
Ike: Just VISIT d wash room
Now am here for u Baby
Candy: Aww thats sweat.
Ike: BUT u are more sweet Baby
Candy: Luv U sooo much!
Ike: I love u more
Candy: Hahahah
Candy: I thought yu went to take picturee fore me Mr. Man.
Ike: I will
Candy: Just like yu promised??
Ike: Not in public here i am
Candy: K. So I'll see it tonite?
Ike: Ok Baby
Candy: Is that a yes?
Ike: YES
Candy: My Sweat man!
Ike: That is my pink pussy Candy
Candy: Awww
I'd best get ready for work Ikey.
Ike: U love that?
Candy: I do Baby.
Ike: Ok
Candy: Later Gator

Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2015 3:09 pm

Ike: Since i did not send it , you think i dont love u
Am still seating down here chating you is Coz of the love i have for u
If is someone should have go
Am TALKING those NAMES Coz of the love i have for u
I will be going to my house now
Good NIGHT since u dont Want to talk

Later…

Ike: Hello Mary
Ike: Can we talk?
Me: About?
Ike: Us
Me: You said there was no us
Ike: I never say that
As u know i was upset
Mary are u there?
When u are not busy let chat
Me: Why were you getting all mad because I wasn't awake at 4 am to chat? That is idiotic.
Ike: Look at the words u are useing on me again Mary
Me: Look at the words you used on Me: Good NIGHT since u dont Want to talk
Ike: Which wrong words did i USED on u?
Mary once say u love me BUT can see it in u
Me: You said I didn't want to talk. You also said this: please stop TALKING about love cause you dont know what love really MEANS
Ike: Yes u dont know what it MEANS when u SAID u love SOMEONE
Me: Neither do you!
Ike: Wen i SAID i love SOMEONE i show it and mean it
Me: You haven't shown it.
Ike: That BECAUSE u did not show yours.
Me: I don't have time to go around and around. There was this beautiful plan for me to come to Nigeria, but now I don't think I want to.
Ike: You will
Coz i love u wont let u go away from me
Lover do fight and iron thier problem out sometiemes
So we are not the first
Me: You are just lucky Mr. D. spoke with me today. I was ready to quit.
Ike: Quit me?
BUT i wont Quit u
Coz i love u
Me: I was ready to quit working for Mr. D.
Ike: Coz of me?
Me: Everyone wants my vaginity, you want naked pics, Mr. D. gave me flowers the other day. What do I get out of it?
Ike: Oh Mary why do u have such HEART?
Am the only right man for your vaginity
So can we still workout your coming to Nigeria?
Me: I'm not sure. If I go, the company is in Abuja. You would have to meet me there.
Ike: Ok
Am willing to meet u there
Me: Are you close to it?
Ike: Is 50min flight and 8hr by road
You Just have to give me your PLANS on time both your hotel name and address
U Just have to give me full details
Mary my time will be up here in 45mins time can we talk?
Or you email me?
Me: I can try. Super busy. WIll you fly to Abuja?
Ike: YES for your sake
Me: How will you get the money?
Ike: You will BOOK my flight
Wen u arrival here
Me: ROFLMFAO!
Ike: MEANS?
Me: You can't do anything for yourself can you?
Ike: Dont worry Wen u get here first
Just i CANT wait
Me: You will have to
I'm not booking your flight.
Ike: Ok
BUT let me have your details
Of coming and place u WILL be
Me: Why. You won't meet me unless I pay for it. I will bring cash and the company will pay for the hotel, but we can't pay for your travel there or back.
Ike: I will find money and pay of my coming there
Me: But you can't find money for the audition video?
Ike: Are we not staying in the Same hotel room?
Me: We would, I guess. No taking my vaginity though!
Ike: .Oh Mary
Me: We are not married
Ike: You know is what righfuly belong to the one u love me?
If u wish we can marry here
After business i can take u to my home town u see my place and my PEOPLE
My family
Me: My vaginity belongs to me. No one else. I won't be in Abuja long. Maybe two or three days at the most.
Ike: Not up to a weeks?
Why So fast?
Me: Uhm...I work.
Ike: Is Ok
Me: Why is it a big businessman like you can't find money for a phone or laptop, but you can for a flight?
Ike: I will be very happy to see u my dArling
Me: Nor money for an audition to make $80,000?
Ike: My love since u are coming down i think we solve that 2 together
I really need u here
Me: So you won't answer?
Ike: BUT am responding to u
My Mary
Me: Why is it a big businessman like you can't find money for a phone or laptop, but you can for a flight?
Nor money for an audition to make $80,000?
Ike: Please write me about your PLANS and details,
My love am not too rich
Recently bank short down my money
Cause i took loan from THEM
I dont Want to go into all this details , BUT from the way u are asking i have to
My house and car is been HOLD by the bank i took loan from
Am sad now
Mary can we talk about this later?
Please write me an email with your details
Me: The details are not finalized. So, you can buy a plane ticket, but none of these other things that are cheaper? Somehow, you manage to find money for the internet cafe, though right?
Ike: Internet cafe is not that cost with 150naria u have 1hr
And am here Coz of u
Me: I don't know how much that is.
Ike: Am coming by road
Is more chap by road
All i know is to find MEANS to u there
Me: How much is it?
Ike: I dont know until i find out
The fare
Me: yes
When will i get my pic?
Ike: U will have it all Wen u arrival
Me: Ugh
Ike: MEANS?
Hello
Me: It just means ugh
Ike: K
Kk
My love i will soon be leaving
I Want u to take good care of yoursself and i love u
Me: You take care of yourself, too. When I have the plans, I will tell you.
Ike: Ok

A tourist visa is cheaper than a business visa. I'm trying to save money. Can you write me a letter of invitation?

Quote:

Scan and send me your passport details and the scan. So I can use it to get it for u.

Can you send me the letter of invitation?

Quote:

I haven't even applied for the passport yet. I'm doing that the same time as the visa.

Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2015 2:33 pm

I can't apply for it without the letter of invitation!

Quote:

BUT I CAN"T GET YOU THE INVITATION WITHOUT YOUR PASSPORT DETAILS CAUSE IS NEEDED, YOUR PASSPORT NUMBER AND PIX IS NEEDED, IF YOU THINK AM LIE TO YOU PLEASE CONFIRM FROM NOLL WOOD TOO.

This reminded me of Natalie Wood, which means all future references to Nollywood will now be as Natwood.

According to the embassy, I need:

Letter of invitation from host accepting full immigration responsibility.

That is all I need from you. I AM APPLYING FOR MY PASSPORT AND VISA. I DO NOT HAVE THEM YET.

Quote:

Can you type it and send to me to fill in with my address and phone and sign it for u? can u give me example of what you want?

Lazy lad. So, I copy and pasted some samples from the interwebs, then put it in a pdf that cannot be printed or copied. When he has issues with that, he will get a jpg with a big watermark.

Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2015 3:18 pm

Candy spent a bit of time Winding up Ike:

Quote:

Ike: Honey where are u?
Candy: Hi Ikey
Ike: hi babe
Candy: I missed yu bunches.
Ike: same here my queen
how are you doing?
Candy: Am good now my Sausage.
Ike: good to hear from you today my love
i so much miss u
Candy: Aww thats sweat
Ike: really?
Candy: Yeah silly
Ike: hahahaha
that my love
Candy: Ikey how come yu didn't send me my picture yet?
Ike: cause i have not taking the pix
yet
Candy: Well Mr. Man I figured that. How come?
Ike: cause am not having the means to do that now
Candy: ??
Ike: i dont have means to it now
Candy: Just use your phone Ikey.
Ike: i dont have camera of phone with that
Candy: Then use your tablet Baby.
Ike: hello
Candy: Hello
Ike: honey am here
Candy: Yu weren't saying nothing Ikey.
Ike: I just told u about the pix and u are not happy about it
Candy: No am sad
Ike: but i can't steel to make u happy. i told you everything am going though here, every one kept me out of loop.
Candy: Ikey I am only wanting those pictures yu promised.
I even got that nice Mr. Charlie to email yu didn't I????
Ike: honey you did
thank for that
but am brok
can buy phone with carmera now
just give me little more time i will make it up to u
Candy: How mush more time my Suadage?
Ike: just give me few weeks
Candy: Weeks????
Ike: like two week am searching for money to buy it and snap
Candy: Can't yu borrow one??
Candy: I'll be back in a few minutes
Ike: ok
Candy: Am back
Ike: k
Candy: Ikey? Do yu love me??
Ike: Yes u know i do with all my heart
Candy: Thne prove it Mr. Man!
Ike: I've told u what i can do ok
Candy: No yu promised me and then didnt do nothing Ikey.
Ike: is this what is all about?
Candy: ?
Ike: you already said your mind
Candy: Ikey?
Ike: YES dear
Candy: Why are yu tlaking to me?
Ike: My love what do u mean?
Candy: Yu are acting funny.
Ike: How?
Candy: Are yu tlaking to another girl??
Ike: No
Am not
Why?
Which Gal?
Candy: Anyone
Ike: I told u i dont have the MEANS now u where angry and not TAKING to me
U SAID u are sad
Candy: Am sad
Am confuse
Ike: Am not TALKING to anyone
Same as me
No one care about me here
Am Also confused 2
Ike: Hello
Candy: Am here
Ike: U are not TALKING to me
Candy: Am listening
Ike: On what?
Candy: I YU Mr. Man!
Ike: Huh
Am short of words
At the Same time confused
Candy: I just wish yu would do like yu promised me
Ike: With time i will
Just as i told u
Candy: Yu have said that for a long time and I dont know what to believe no more.
Ike: Ok
I will do my best
Candy: I need to go now Ikey.
Ike: Ok
Have a Nice day
Candy: When will I hear from yu?
Ike: Wen ever i come online i will drop u few note
Candy: k
Ike: Love u

Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2015 7:44 pm

Quote:

Ok my love, i think this is good, BUT u have to give me your full name or should i give u my address So u can fill it.

You don't know my name is Mary Jane Bang Bang?

Ike: Hi Mary
MJB: Hey. You don't even know my name?
Ike: Hmmmm
My love
Good afternoon
Good afternoon
MJB: Morning here. You don't know my name, do you?
Ike: No
Kindly tell me
MJB: Mary Jane Bang Bang. It's in every one of my emails to you!
Ike is now Away.
MJB: ???
Are u there?
Ike: Yes
Am here
Please who is chatting with me?
Coz am very confused here.
MJB: You reached out to me and said "Hi Mary." You don't know who you are chatting with? Do you chat with a lot of Marys? How is this love?
Ike: Hmmmm
MJB: What does that mean?
That's twice you've written that.
Ike: U are the one and only Mary on my list
MJB: Then why are you confused?
Ike: Wen u come down here i will show it to u
I have always called u Mary from the one we both start chatting
MJB: Show what to me?
WHY ARE YOU CONFUSED?
I am confused now. Are you high or drunk?
Ike: I called u Mary and the Same time my love
And still u SAID i dont know your name
So that make me confused
MJB: What does that mean? Is it Nigerian English because it doesn't translate.
Ike: Is a sweet words
In Nigeria
MJB: AM CONFUSED are sweet words in Nigeria?
Ike: No
Hmmmm
MJB: Or I called u Mary and the Same time my love are sweet words because they don't make sense.
Why do you keep saying hmmmmm?
Ike: My love did not make sense?
Honey most we fight each time we chat?
MJB: I'm trying to understand you.
Ike: Please my love let talk about Another issue
I HOPE u are fine?
MJB: You wrote this: "And still u SAID i dont know your name" But you emailed me this: "Ok my love, i think this is good, BUT u have to give me your full name or should i give u my address So u can fill it." Was that not you?
Ike: Did u read my msg this morning?
MJB: I'm afraid I'm not talking to you.
Yes. I just put it there. YOU ASKED MY NAME BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T KNOW IT. I REPLIED BACK TO THE EMAIL. DID YOU READ THAT?
Ike: Sorry about that what i mean is the name in your passport
MJB: How do I know you are you?
Ike: No
MJB: What other name would be on my passport? I don't even have it yet because you are delaying the letter of invitation.
MJB: Hmmmmm
Coz know one is useing this ID BUT me
Am not
Let me ask u are TAKING about visa or passport herr
MJB: Both. I don't have either.
Ike: U have to get your passport first Before invtation Coz it work with the date
Ur passport number should be in the latter
MJB: That's not what they told me here. Canadian Passports might work different.
Ike: Why not find out too from nollywood If u think i lie to u?
MJB: Nollywood invitation would require a business visa. Too expensive.
It's no big deal. You obviously don't want to see me.
Ike: That is how our country rule are here
Oh my God
MJB: I am not in your country. I'm in Canada.
OMG what?
Ike: Ok can i give u my details So u can fill those gap
On that iv u Sent me?
MJB: IT HAS TO COME FROM YOU.
That wasn't English.
Ike: I will do that now and Sent it to u
MJB: YOU HAVE TO COMPLETE THE FORM AND SIGN IT.
Goodbye. Let me know when you want to get off your lazy ass and do something.
I went away for 15 minutes…

MJB: Understand?
Ike: Yes i do am on it now can't copy it out it has been pasword
MJB: What do you mean?
Ike: i got it out now
let me fill it
what date should i put on it?
MJB: April 15, let's say.
Ike: can u get me the (Address of Nigerian Consulate Where Will Apply in canada?
MJB: I don't have that. It's done via email.
Ike: i should be the one to email it or u to them?
MJB: I have to do it.
Ike: ok
i will sent it to u when am done
MJB: thank you. I have to go do some work now, ok?
Ike: ok
if i need anything i will let you know
pls check you email and let do it once
MJB: I replied!
Ike: Ok
MJB: I must run ok!
Ike: Ok

Poor lad had to type it out...

Quote:

Dear Honorable Consul:
My name is KXXX IkeXXXXX LXXXXX and I reside at No 17 XXXX, isashi Ojo Lagos state Nigeria
I am a Nigerian citizen,I am requesting that you issue a tourist visa to MJB , in order to allow her
to visit with me in Nigeria.

She is my finance i want to used this chance to show her to my family and wed here.
she will be visiting with me from 15 April to 28 day of April or a time that is convenient
During her stay in Nigeria, she will stay with me at my home at the address stated
above. I will be responsible for all of her room and board expenses while she is in Nigeria.
Upon the termination of her/his ??? visit, she will return to Canada will be presenting this letter to you, to
gather with other evidence to establish her close ties to her country, and to assure you that she will return prior to the expiration of her stay in the Nigeria.
Your kind consideration to this request will be greatly appreciated.
Very truly
yours,
Name KXXXIkeXXXX LXXXX
Address <snip>
Telephone No.+234-<snip>

Mary if this is ok let me know and if there is error kindly correct them and re forward it to me so i can now used latter heading and sign it

Looks perfect to me! Thank you!

Edited to remove names.

Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2015 12:24 am

I've not been either Posting or Responding to Ike much these days as we have other plans for him. Here is a small sampling of his Douchebaggery as of late:

Quote:

Hello Art,

Greetings brother, first let me know about Kate? I've not hard from Kate for some weeks now, honestly i don't know why you should be angry with me regarding my massage, or let say i did not understand your massage very well,but let me inform you to read more of my massage.

I'll like you to provide me with some one who can keep me update since Kate is not writing me any more. if really you don't want to give me the signing bonus at this time please kindly send me some fund to help my self out this is all i can say. $5000 will be okey till i arrival in USA. you need to do some thing for me cause i really need it most now. You have my account details.

One Love.

Teabag

AND

Quote:

Brother Art,

Greeting from Young teabag, Fatty you have keep me out of loop for some time now, am not happy with that, i ask of Kate or some one who will keep me update cause i know you are a busy man who has to take care of the company so i don't want to give you much stress from my side, but the way things is moving i need to keep me with update.

One Love

Teabag

AND

Quote:

Sup Fatty,

The last time Young tea bag read hard from you was on 3rd March and today is the last day of march, t bag has been keep out of loop by you without asking my feeling and my fare? that is so bad my boss, if i may ask where did i go wrong? and why all this to me?

One love

Teabag

Yeah there are more but all in all it's the same Crap. Fatty did respond yesterday but in a rather lazy fashion:

Quote:

Sup my Young TeaBag,

Player you ain’t be fussing at Fatty cause he be a busy Man and knows the plan if you know what I’m saying? See Dawg Fatty be rolling with his Bitches leaving all them other Suckahs digging Ditches cause that’s how we do it in the Big Dirty. Now Player I got that Cool Cat Charlie on the case so don’t you be losing Faith.

TeaBag why is my Candy Moping about like a Bitch without a Bone? She ain’t saying shit but I bet you be knowing where that Ho be going is you is feeling me.

Peace out,

Ike was rather quick to respond:

Quote:

Sup Krok

Greeting from mother land and respect to you, just to inform you , I have ask Mr Charles to send me letter of invitation and other prof document that can help me get visitng visa, so I can be there and join the music department for more training before other of my document will be though to start business, I’ve been seating at home with out job and money and this is not helping me, and is not right for your new rapper TeaBag is really getting me lazy man so I will be very happy if you can act on this soon. And get back to me .

Onelove

Teabag

Ike is also avoiding Candy these days; only telling her to get Krok on the case. Candy has grown concerned:

Quote:

Ikey,

I wish you Happy Eastern and hope yu soon wish to talk to me again. I love yu!!!

Later Gator,

Candy

Ike is being a bit of a tool but then again I don't really blame him after all the hardship the Lad has endured over the years. Sadly his journey has just begun:

Quote:

Hi candy

My candy, I cant stop writng you for no reason as you know I so much love you, just as I told you am broke trying to work something out for myself here, just as you know I stop my job here hoping by now I should be in state doing my music but still thing has not work out yet and getting another job here is not that easy love, so for this reason I find it difficult coming down to cyber café to writer you e-mail since you know I don’t have laptop any more, and I pay lot of money here just to write e-mails, you are not helping me as your love so don’t even think I will stop writing you cause I love you, My love I’ve not hard from Mr krok up till now, kindly let him know I sent him a new e-mail today, I love you

Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2015 9:53 am

Charlie is ignoring him-can't do anything until his TIN comes through. And it's tax season-the IRS is busy. Also, no lawyer will author a letter of invitation-that's Ike's problem

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2015 5:20 pm

Ike has sent a formal letter of invitation to MJB on "ladderhead." It took him several days because:

Quote:

Mary my love, you should know we are having election in Nigeria and everything is still on till the results are called, meanwhile do bear with me i will send it to you this week cause some cycber cafe are close everybody is in fear now so hold on i will be back with the details

The invitation even had the classic RSOT.

Thank you for this. Everything has been sent in for processing. Will you still be meeting me in Abuja, my love? How was the election? It's all over the news here.

Quote:

Yes my love I can wait to received u here, kindly update me with details once u are ready, the election was OK and over in pace.

Everything has been submitted!!!!! I can't wait to see you!

Quote:

Ok my Love, but let me know if you will be here on or before 15th of this month? cause i want to wait and received you, so kindly give me you full details of your plans here, and you hotel name and ticket details when you will be arriving, meanwhile what will you be bring for me my love? and how long do you plan to spend with me after business? Love you.

loualsindor created a nice ticket showing MJB is flying from Canada to Abuja on April 15.

I have my flight booked and I'm ready to go! How is your audition video coming along?

Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2015 3:19 pm

Quote:

sorry for my delay, you don't have to worried about any thing all I
need from you is full details of your travel, hotel where you will
stay. Regarding my audition video we both has talk about it. once you
are here you help me out as you know am down and u promise to bring
something for me with that it will be easy so don't worry everything
will be fine.

I am waiting on the studio to forward the hotel info. How familiar are you with Abuja? Can you find me ok?

Uhm, I thought you were going to do the video and I was going to help you with some money after.

Quote:

Abuja is where I started my school so that will not be any problem finding you OK there, just I need your hotel name and the location so it will be easy for me to find you. Mean while you need to write down my mobile number so once you touch the airport you need to call me so I can start coming to you. If you did not call me I can't start coming so you need to do that bear it in mind , regarding my audition you promise to bring me money yes and it will be done you don't need to be worried once all this is in order. Remember to bring me laptop and phone and other good things too. Here are my mobile numbers +234XXX. +234XXX love u.

Quote:

Baby from the flight details you will be in Abuja on Thursday 16 th
by 2:pm noon? So let say you call me when are boarding your flight so
I can start coming to meet up that same Thursday with you if that will
be OK with you? but I need a prof that you will be here so I can make
my trip too, You have my numbers and am hoping to hear from you, just
can't wait to have you here am very happy about it, honey bring me
good things, just as you know I don't have phone so if you can buy me
iphone6 and a laptop I will be happy, how is Malls? did he have some
thing for me? honey your husband is broke as you know bring me some
money, when you get here we have a lot to talk about and am waiting
your reply with the details I ask of you, how long are you spending
here, give me your hotel reservation with address where is located in
Abuja. is all for now. am waiting your reply.
love u

A room has been booked at the SH- Abuja. Let's see if he can find that!

My dear love! It's so nice to finally hear from you! I can't wait to meet you at last. Please know I do have meetings with the Nollywood Studio, but my free time will be with you!! What would you like to do while we are together?

The hotel details should arrive soon. I will give them to you as soon as I have them.

Why am I bringing you a laptop? Why an iPhone 6? I don't even have one of those. What am I getting in return? There is a limit on the amount of cash I can carry. I will have $9,999.00 on me, plus a certified check for $25,001.00 that I will get cashed upon arrival. Will that be sufficient?

Mals is on vacation right now. He said something about going and trying to catch some crabs in a warm dark place. He's been out of touch this week.

Can't wait to see you love!!! Answer back okay?

Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2015 1:38 pm

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My Angel I keep on checking my email to know wen your massage come in lucky to me I find it and am very happy, just am using a friend phone to reply you all this time cause I can't visit cycber cafe cause of money issue, but don't worry I know once you are here every thing will be fine. I only hope you will love me when you see me in person? My love I wish you can visit my home and see my mother and other family members too, if possible I wish we can have our court wedding before you leave back to Canada, with that I will be sure I have you as my wife, honey when we be together alone we have a lot to talk about and enjoyed yourself, cause I can't wait to kiss your lips honey.

My love as you know I don't have phone also a laptop I wish I can get those gift from my wife to be so we can communication without season honey, please do buy them for me is my wish am pleading with you my love. So tell me what you want in retune so I can make it ready for my queen once you are here you get it. I can't even wait to have you in my arms honey, is just like a dream to me my love, meanwhile if you have the chance to carry little more money you should cause Nigeria is not like Canada also make sure your check will not disappoint you when you get here? Now here is my plans my love I will be coming down to Abuja wesday night so I will be there Thursday morning cause I want us to spend that night together honey, or what do you think? So am still waiting on your hotel details and if there is any change please let me know so I will not start my jouning in even cause am taking my transport from a friend who I promise to pay back upon my retuned. I love u.

I think it will be excellent if you are there Wednesday night. Where will you stay? Will you have a hotel? Speaking of...I will forward the details the minute I have them, okay my love?

Visiting your family might be an impossibility as I will only be there two days. As for the wedding, shouldn't it be planned and a big celebration with both our families, not some stupid courthouse thingy? That's for the poor and desperate. I don't want a shotgun weeding.

You lost your phone, too? Why an iPhone 6? What laptop would you like? Can you bring me a sapphire necklace and Champagne for us to celebrate? How much money should I bring? $35,000 isn't enough? What do you mean Nigeria is not like Canada? What do you mean the check won't disappoint me? It will be for you. How will I be disappointed?

Yes, we can spend the night together Thursday. Is that allowed there?

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My love, then I will be leaving to Abuja Wednesday morning and get there at night, I will try and collect more money from my friend so I can rent a hotel that Wednesday night only by Thursday around 12pm I will be hanging around waiting for your arrival, please call me once you arrival, Cause I will be waiting your call. You are my hope babe.

Regarding visiting my family I do agreed with you I wanted you to know how serious I was with you and you take that same time to meet my family, but since you are not spending much days here but not two days please bear that in mind, we should spent 4 days together and know each other, our wedding will be talk of the town I promise you a good wedding my love and you will be happy with me.

My love I did not lost my phone is with me but can used internet that why am using a friend phone to reply you that has internet, yes iPhone 6 is what I like but whatever choice you have for me I will be very happy, regarding the laptop which ever one you buy for me is fine cause I know you will always want the best for your husband to be. Honey 35000 is OK, what I mean by Canada is not like Nigeria, as you know Canada is a western world and more advanced in everything both banking, as I don't think we have same standard here, that why I said hope the check will not disappoint you when you want to cash it? I mean the $35000. So you have to be sure over there and ask them the bank that you will cash it from.

Regarding us spending the night together is most we can sleep in one room don't worry about that, also I will take you to a place where you will get different kind of our Africa wears and neckless, for us to celebrated don't worry I will run down to the bar of the hotel and get the best for us. Babe am really counting on you now please don't fail me my love am hoping to see you here soon. I so much love you still waiting for your hotel details.

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Good morning my love, You did not reply my last mail yesterday? Do get back on me as you know today is the last day of us exchanged email so
we have to be very sure from all our details and how we are meeting in
Abuja cause I will be joining morning bus so I will be there tomorrow
night, so let me know if things are still as we plans it? if yes let
me have full details again and you green light of my going to abuja in
the morning, love u

I had already left work! Sorry. I'm still waiting on the hotel information.
They are having troubles booking a room for me. Which hotel are you staying at my love?

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I don't know any hotel yet, until I reach. abuja , are you giving me
the go ahead to abuja? if you wish you can send me like 500 by so I
can book one down. where we both will stay, You can send it though
western union money transfer, where you able to buy those things for
me? please reply to me now.should I still go and wait for you in
abuja?

Yes. Meet me there. Why send you $500 when Nollywood is already paying for my room? That's not really smart, is it? Yes. The things have been bought. Please wait for me in Abuja. I am meeting with the studio for an hour or two after I land then they will take me to my hotel.

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You said they find it difficult to book a room for you, that why I ask you to send me $500 to book a room for you but since you said they have done that is OK with me just give me call once you arrival, I will be on my way to Abuja in the morning will be waiting for you there let me know once you arrived.

Ok. You never answered me. You gave me three phone numbers. Why? Where are you right now? How far is it to travel? Is your friend driving you? Is he staying?

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Am in Lagos now, will be traveling to Abuja tomorrow morning been Wednesday, I will be traveling with public transport my friend will only loan me the transport money I ask from him, what do you mean I never answers you? I only give you two mobile number which is +23470<snipped>, +23470<snipped> this are the number you use to call me please don't make mistakes, what time are you leaving tomorrow? Kindly reply me .

I leave around 10:30 PM

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