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Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2015 10:11 pm

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am dump

No kidding-I'll spare everyone the confused emails-after two tries he still didn't get the contract signed and witnessed correctly. I redid the signature page with explicit instructions printed on it and told him to get it notarized. Only Senior Barristers in Nigeria may act as notaries-unless he wants to go to the US Embassy. I foresee further difficulty ahead.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

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Kate my lovely queen,

Happy Sunday to you i can really feel your pains from here, am sorry my love for whatever has happen that make your day bad, Just bear with Mr Krok i know his a good man just he has hot temper which he has to control am pleading on his half please forgive him my queen and move forward with your good job, cause when you are not happy it also feel same here cause you will not write none say hello to me. my love i ask you for some update in my previous mail regarding of my getting funds to pay my air ticket and travel from Lagos to Abuja for my Visa also for the Visa fees and Bta, as the attorney said i should inform Mr Krok about it so let me know from your side if is right for me to tell him about it? cause he wrote me and will be waiting for my reply , Kate you are the best i've and i seek advice from you before doing whatever you said my love that is just how am going to play it, but mind you i don't have fund to do all this so let me know what you suggest?

Regarding my Audition by now it should have been ready but i have stop over for the whole of this week but am back and hoping it will be ready this weekend, meanwhile i've attach to you what i have come out with for just 3days of learning hope you will not lugh much cause is fun learning this lol. my love just want to let you know i've miss you so much right from my heart, but don't just know how to put it in words so you can understand me. I LOVE U
Yours
Teabag

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my sweet!
i know mr bastard baad boss mean bastard hates women is having problems with his temper but is ok because when you get here he wont hit me no more
and he gave me some really good dope so while i don't normally do drugs i feel really great right now
i hope this cast comes off soon so i can use upper case letters but not yet
i am mostly in trouble because you haven't sent your video audition but you dont worry about that
i am good for a few more beating sessions from that fat fuck
but i hope it doesn't come to that

i know you are working hard and you will do just fine
i never did get your attach ment
i would never laugh at you so never say that ok
mr boss is the one you talk to about visa fee and bta
he'll not speak to me about anything until i start doing my job and getting my supper star back to work
thats you my love

i want you to be the very best and i will see you soon i know it

i love you too my supper star

your kate always

Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2015 9:46 pm

Mr. D also needs me to get a scanned copy of your passport so we can work on getting you a visa.

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HI Mary,
You got it wrong not all men are after it, meanwhile here is my scanned passport, i hope to see you soon live Mary where we can seat one on one and talk to each other hope you like it? let me know how you feel about me coming down?

I think I would be excited about that. But scared at the same time, you know?

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You don't have to be why should you be?

I'm scared of losing my virginity. Thank you for the passport. We are trying to make the appropriate arrangements. Will there be any models traveling with you?

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Sup Mary,
Good evening, and how are u doing? thanks for your massage,am traveling alone, so work on mine alone.

Why have I not heard from you?

Sent 5 times...

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Oh Mary, I should be the one asking you this cause i've been waiting for you to update me regarding my Visa, meanwhile how was your day? i hope all is well? have a nice evening.

Please do not send me the same reply four times. I get enough email as it is. My day was ok. Yours?

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Mary i did not sent it many as you think, mind you the massage was sent from my phone am sorry if you got much of it, but you sound so angry,meanwhile am still waiting for your update regarding my Visa.

The process takes time. I'm angry because I thought you liked me, but I don't think you do. =(

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Oh Mary,
How could you say such thing? I so much like you just that am out of internet for some few days, my dear i want to prove my likeness and love to you when i visit, not just on internet ok? so don't have double mind ok, i miss u Mary i hope to get my Visa soon so i can be with you soon, i want to be the first man to fuck you i know you will like my dick right? huh let me know if you want me to be the first man to make love to you?
with love

Response in the morning. MJB doesn't work weekends.

Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2015 11:55 pm

Our Teabag must have had a few spare moments today. He checked in on Candy:

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Yes my pink pussy babe girl, sup?
hope you are good?

Obviously Candy was ecstatic:

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AwwMy Sausage Ilove when yu call me Sweat names!

Then he got in touch with Mals:

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Sup Mals

Thank you my brother for the information i'll be writing her now and see what her reply will be like,am hoping to meet you soon in Canada and have a good time with my brother. God bless

Ike does it seem like a good idea that you contact yet another Lawyer? It does? Good for you my Supper Star!

He then decided to hit Fatty on the Hip:

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Sup Krok

Respect to you brother, hope you are having good time around? Well want to bring to your table a little problem man, as it was the advice of your attorney i bring it to your notice, is nothing much as we are talking about some fund, meanwhile i've already signed the contract bond and am hoping for the best and good in hitlanta as am going to put all my effort to make good greens for the company, brother my problem is this i don't have fund to travel from lagos to abuja for my Visa also my air ticket and BTA all this i need to have fund to be able to do them so i need your help here and i want you to advice me on this soon.

One Love

TeaBag

As luck would have it Fatty was in an excellent mood today and did his most bestest (more better surely?) to console poor Teabag:

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Sup my Young TeaBag,

You don’t gots to be reminding Fatty bout no problems cause he’s got that Zombie Bitch Kate acting like some sort of **DELETED** Cracker Jacker who needs a hit but hey Fatty don’t give no shit! See Player; Fatty done needs his Crew to be acting all professional like or they can take a **DELETED** hike if you know what I’m saying? Even that skank Ass Candy is riding my jock; looking for a piece of that dirty rock Dig? See Candy was pining and a whining over her great big man as I’m sure you can understand but Player he needs his Hos to be working their game else Fatty might go Batshit insane! So Cracker you keep that bitch near else Fatty be kicking her in the rear.

Dawg that cool Shyster Cat Charlie done hit Fatty on the hip raping bout you and your lack of Green but Fatty don’t get what he mean. See TeaBag, Fatty done come from the Hood and that sho nuff is understood; Hustling all the schemes just to bring home some of that mean mean Green. Now the Scrilla be flowing but it ain’t like Fatty be throwing it aside without getting him his own ride.

My Mixer Master before you can get to make some Dough Fatty done needs you to go with flow. Fire up a fine Ass Lick; that oughta do the Trick. Now if you is feeling Fatty then that is all he has to say.

Peace out,

Art

My Brain hurts....

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

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Good morning my lovely queen Kate, here is my previous mail regarding of my getting funds to pay my air ticket and travel from Lagos to Abuja for my Visa also for the Visa fees and Bta, as the attorney said i should inform Farty about it so let me know from your side if is right for me to tell him about it? cause he wrote me and will be waiting for my reply , Kate you are the best i've and i seek advice from you before doing whatever you said my love that is just how am going to play it, but mind you i don't have fund to do all this so let me know what you suggest?

Also help me out with Farty Massage thanks love

(OP's email was attached

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Oh i think we get your visa but i am not sure how that works'
and i think we will either send our plane to get you or pay for the tickets
you should ask Farty but he doesnt want to talk about stuff like that when your video audition isnt even here yet so he is in a fowl mmood because of that
i cant understand his email but when i get high again i will read it and see what it says

Drugs are bad m'kay?

Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2015 2:05 pm

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help me out with Farty Massage

Have fun with that!

Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2015 4:03 pm

Farty?

Ike's taking the whole contract thing seriously:

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I'll be meeting with my attorney tomorrow morning been Monday to help me out and if any out come i will update you but if none i will signed and forward it to you, meanwhile i've not yet told Mr kroc about my ticket etc, after sumitting my the contract to you i'll let him know thank for your kind wor

k.

Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2015 4:20 pm

Sent to Ike:

There is a snag. Have you applied for another visa recently? I don't know if I will like your dick or not. How will I know? I haven't seen it. What if it's too big or too small?

Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2015 5:45 pm

Ike was in a real Chatty mood today:

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Ike: My Pink pussy, what going on? are you ok with Mr Krco? Did you discuss my issue with him?
miss you my pink pussy
how was your weekend?
Candy: Hi Baby! What yu mean? Mr Krok is a nice man.
Ike: Am believing his a nice person since every one say good things about him.
Candy: Hi Ikey
Ike: honey
Candy: How are yu my Big Man?
Ike: Am fine sorry i was not seating right in front of the laptop
Candy: K
Ike: So how are you doing my pink gal?
Candy: Am good now yu are here.
Ike: Ok miss u
So whjat going on over there?
any plans for us being together?
Candy: I want yu here soonest!
Ike: How are you planing it?
Candy: I thought yu were a big raper and coming for me??
Ike: I so much believe that
did you have any discussion with Krco about me?
Candy: I tell him I luv yu and miss yu.
Ike: and what was his respond?
Candy: He thinks I'm silly I think. He is a nice nice man.
Ike: Do you think he has any plans for me?
Candy: I know he does Ikey. Why yu ask???
Ike: Am trying to put my audition video in other and sent it
Candy: Aww thats good news Hunny.
Ike: am working on it
now by this week i will send it
Candy: Really? Wow!
Ike: Yes
Candy: My Big Supper star!
Ike: That is my pink babe
Candy: So you'll be here soon?
Ike: I blieve that my love
Hunny do u have a face book acount?
Candy: I dont Hunny
Do yu?
Ike: Yes babe
if am working with krok can i still make use of it?
Candy: I thinks so why yu ask Ikey?
Ike: just want to know
Candy: Oh. Can I see yuor page???
Ike: why not
[email protected]
Candy: that is a yahoo email?
Ike: use it to search my page
Candy: Oh
Candy: I sees it now.
Who is Tim Osuwu?
Ike: His my friend in Ghana how do u know him?
Candy: Why have his name ?
Ike: where?
Candy: On Facebook
My Name is there
Larry Canoe
Candy: But email has other name
Ike: my e-mail?
then that may be a mistake
cause that e-mail account i can't use it again
i've try to open it and can't i don't know if some one hack my e-mail
Candy: Who would od that Ikey?
Ike: i can tell
but is ok
if you can remmber it has been long i used that e-mail account to write you
Let forget it is ok
so what are you planing for me when am down there in State?
Candy: I want yu to be my husband
Ike: But u can't quit your job?
Candy: I wont if yu dont want me to.
Ike: Candy is your call
you have to make it right your self.
Candy: I like my job but dont want yu jealous
Ike: then is ok
But you know i will be jealous?
Candy: Maybe yu could be in movies with me?
Yum
Ike: Oh a very big No
you know i can't
Candy: Awwww
Ike: am going to be a star in music
Candy: Yu could do bith Baby.
Ike: Not on that side
Candy: Yu dont want to fuck me?
Ike: No on camera
Not on camera
Candy: But yu are Big big man and it would be fun.
Ike: No plz
can't do that on Cam
Candy: Oh. How come?
Ike: You should know what i can do
Candy: I dont undertsnad Baby.
Ike: I mean you should know what i can do out side Cam
Candy: K
Ike: So when next?
Candy: ?
Ike: You are not talking to me why?
Candy: I was just thinking about us.
Ike: how is gonna be right?
Candy: Yeah
Ike: let see wen am down there.
Candy: Wwhat do yu mena Ikey?
Ike: I mean there will be much fun between us
are you not working today?
Candy: I have to do a shoot later on.
Ike: today?
Candy: Yeah Baby. Just a short movie with only two other men like a big greasy sammich!
Ike: Ok
Candy: I'll be thinking bout yu tho
Ike: Is ok, catch fun
let me know when u are done
meanwhile u did not sent me the photos?
as you promise
Candy: Hunny I did send yu pictures. Yu never send me any nice ones
Ike: huh
Candy: Yu said yu was going to send me a sexy picture after church
Ike: i did not go to church again
Candy: But yu promised.
Ike: Yes i did but did not attend church that day
Candy: what has that got to do wit it Ikey?
Ike: coz i will be dress good
Candy: Aww I dont wnat yu dressed at all silly Man.
Ike: Why?
Candy: Cause yu are my Big Sexy man.
Ike: Babe am out
Candy: ?
Ike: want to fix something to eat am hungry
Candy: Oh. what yu gonna eat Hunny?
Ike: Rice babe
Candy: Will yu cook ofr me when you come to the State?
Ike: Why not dear
Candy: Aww thta will be special.
Ike: Very special my love
Candy: Yum
I need to shave before the movie Baby.
Ike: Ok
go do that
Candy: Love yu My Sausage.
Ike: same here babe
bye for now

Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2015 6:07 pm

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Hmmmm Mary, do you like it big or small? be honest with me? Yes i may be apply for Visa but is not Canada Visa and i've not gone for it yet, so why do you ask if am applying for another Visa?

Well I don't know if I like them big or small you silly goose! I've never had one in me. LOL! To which other country are you applying for a visa? This might cause some problems.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

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My lovely Kate here is the video check on it and let me know what next to do. Meanwhile let me know what Farty wrote me in my e-mail. am waiting.

TeaBag is not using google to find the words to the song he has chosen and substituted with a word that made me cringe (cannot show the video).

Kate sent an email explaining that word is a NO NO in Hodlanta and suggested he procure the correct attire for a song of this genre.

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bossmans email is just his usual whining except it sounds like he is upset with me but that
is his own fault for giving me heroine to roll my smokes in
if it werent for all this pain i would not have taken it
but it kills the pain

also-is candy sleeping with him
like is she fucking him?
i will fucking gouge her eyes out if shes fucking him
this pisses me off
i dont like her so much anymore

Kate is also becoming needy:

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i dont like when you are quiet
it makes me miss you so much

please write soon

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Kate Dear,

Sorry for my later reply as you know our time different here. Thank for the correction my love this is why i so much believe in you and ask from you before doing, meanwhile those item may be problem finding them here my love, but let me take today to search for it cause i want to do my final audition today but let me see if i can find those item so it will help boost it, but if i cloud not find any i can move ahead right? Cause the audition has already delay and myself is also delaying my self here too, and this has land you in problem with Farty too. Candy may be sleeping with him for sure is not a new thing to say. But let focus of my coming down over there and get my job done. I really miss you so much and am hoping to be with you soon my love.
Love you
Teabag

It.is.on.

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that bitch is fucking him?
i will fucking kill her
this is why he prefers her and why all my stuff has to wait
i am so fucking pissed on right now

my tea bag, i think the music team is requesting you wear the (snipped) and I dont want them any more mad as they are already
please get your sweet sexy self ready because i dont want to work here anymore and i can do all your stuff here without mr bossman and his hore candy
bitch slut prostitute
how could you love someone like her
i really mean it, how?

Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2015 8:00 pm

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Mary why will this be a problem?From Canada i want to Visit a friend in Europe, so why will it be a problem? cause my friend told me as of yesterday they are almost there to get me Visa, so let me know why it will be problem so i can stop one and after receiving any first then i can now process the order . Meanwhile Mary i've it long but not big will you like it? Just as i said i want to be the first Man to come inside you what do you think? be honest here and tell me your mind babe. Miss u

What do you mean long but not big? Will it fit? Will it hurt? If you come inside me, I might get pregnant though. I'm worried about all these things. I might need to see a picture of it to make sure we can do it.

As for the visa, one time, I was working on getting one for a client from Sweden. He was applying to be a stuntman (we always have need for those...if you know anybody, let me know!) Anyway, the client applied for both the US and Canada and there were all kinds of red flags. I just wanted to make sure we didn't have an issue with that.

Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2015 9:12 pm

A week or so Back Ike was given several songs to choose from. His selection kinda took me by Surprise as he didn't appear to like Big Butts and definitely needed a Nap before getting to Brooklyn so he followed his Boyhood Dream and decided to become a Cowboy (Baby):

Gentle Reader Please pay your respect to the next Supper Star Raper Young Teabag:

Edited link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yxzpyu3HIYI&t=180s

Not quite a Newb Joined: 29 Aug 2014 Posts: 54

Un%##*€%#believable

This guy is just eager to please. I hope you have this lad for years to come lol

You should see if you can get him to team up with PIG

Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2015 6:46 pm

Now that is one of the most entertaining videos...... bwahahahahahaha!
I love his ankle boots, and the way he moves.....downright hilarious, he really deserves to be a rap star Cool

Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2015 1:49 pm

RL has been kicking my rear all week, but Ch3tham has been negotiating in the Cayman's. Amazingly, Ike, after 3 tries has sent a properly signed, notarized, complete with a RSOT contract-

Because I can't get Upload Eater to water mark this, http://scamwarners.com/main//guestupload/18530rsot.jpg

Now let's find out what this cost our lad.

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I just got back from the annual meeting in the Caymans and saw that you had complete the contract. I will now submit this for Art's signature and of course send you a copy of the page.

If you incurred any expense in connection with the execution and notarization, please send me the invoice or receipt and I will put it in line for payment with the accounting firm.

The next step is to obtain your taxpayer ID number, or TIN. I will send them to you next week and then on to the SSA and IRS.

I am extremely pleased to welcome you to the H*tlanta family!

Rock on,

Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2015 3:22 pm

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Mary don't worry when i visit you will see it and then if you want we
can do it, meanwhile i don't understand what you mean by if i know
some one? just as i said i want to visit a friend, but if your will be
taking much time i can ask you to pend it for a week cause i should be
going to collect the Visa for my friend Next week Wednesday so if you
think this can bring problem then pend your side while i collect here
which is ready and i'll come back to you with full details to carry
on, i was think it won't be a problem but i got it all wrong so kindly
get back to me soon.

Ok. We can pend it for a week.

What I meant by do you know someone, is I know you have contacts for models and actors. Do you have contacts for people willing to be trained as stuntmen? Or do you do that stuff? I know the boss wants to include more action in our line up.

So you won't show it to me? No picture of it so I can know?

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Mary i don't understand you by training people as stuntmen? what is that can you explain it better to my understanding? And Mals has not told me anything of that stuff yet. kindly get back to me.

Mr. D is trying to expand. Some films require a stuntman. A stuntman is the person who replaces the normal actor and does the action scenes. It's a lot like professional wrestling, but is performed by average people and pays really well. Does that make sense?

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

Teabag is worried his 'final' audition won't pass and asks Kate for advice.

Kate has tons of advice and a friend in the music department

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well i had tomas review the video and he brought up a few points
he thinks you videoing your audition in your bedroom is not something that will pass and he has suggested a few things
first he wants you to do this on a better video as the low quality video he watched will make the team cringe
second he says to 'draw in the viewer' you should be outdoors perhaps with farm animals in the background, and if you can find a piece of farm equipment that would enhance the believability to the character you are playing
third, while he does like your dance and perfect use of the lasso, he feels your voice wasn't quite 100 percent.

i think you need to work a bit more on those vocal exercises, and perhaps do the video with tomas's suggestions

i need this to be perfect so we can get you here asap!

please don't be upset, but these are good pointers that tomas gave us. he is on our side.

i love you and miss you
your,
kate

He went silent all weekend.

Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2015 4:25 pm

OMG, just saw the revised version-the Kid has nothing to worry about. Seriously, GL, a thing of beauty!

Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2015 5:15 pm

Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2015 6:53 pm

Prior to the Video Ike went missing for a bit so Candy sent him a Poke and received this:

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My pink babe girl, am also missing you too here, how are you doing? just am out for some few days to shoot my audition video, i miss u

We had our fingers crossed (among other things) and he did Produce in fine Fashion. I put the Supper Star's Video in the Pictures/Videos Forum but for continuity in this Bait here is the Linky:

https://www.dropbox.com/s/a587q9nsz4pzs8i/ore%20animal%20final%201.mov.mov?dl=0

During all of this Ike has been ignoring the Canadian Contingent so Mals gave him a Prod:

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Canoe My Brother,

I spoke with my Lawyer Amy before the Weekend and she said you hadn't been in touch with her. Is there any problem my friend? I do wish to have you here with me as soon as possible so we can finally meet in person.

Mals

And just a few minutes ago Mals received this:

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Yes brother thanks a lot for your update, there is no problem just i travel away from town this weekend, meanwhile i've just reply her massage now before writing you, so how are you doing brother? i ask her to get me a visit Visa only 3month which am not staying upto that there only want to meet you in person and we share our business idea.

One love brother

Canoe

Ike Rock AKA Ike Seavers is in Da House!

Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2015 12:51 am

You guys are amazing Shocked

Now he just needs Yung T. Bag tattooed on him. Or the record label!

Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2015 3:43 am

That video is classic and you picked the perfect still. Hilarious!

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

I asked him for a receipt. It is easier to get a video from him.

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My Lovely Kate,

You are the best coach on earth and am so much proud of you my Love, Am happy from what i read in your e-mail, i still believe i;ve the best in me cause you are bring it out from this far, which i so much believe when we are close the best in me will come out, my love i can't wait to be with you my love, is Mr krok still angry with you? cause he has not write me back. My love regarding of this tax of a thing please i want you to guild me in everything i need to know cause is your country and you knew it better so i want you to tell me what and what i should do meanwhile i've attach my payment receipt also send to the lawyer. so my love am counting on you as i need to be with you soon cause i so much miss you.
With Love
Teabag

(attached a legal receipt that he sent to shyster Capone)

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i think you have a hit on your hands
you did such a good job

my love the taxes are part of what the government takes from everyones paycheck
if we start filing receipt paperwork now on your outgoing expenses then your tax rate will be
lower
lower tax rates is a good thing
you want the most from your paycheck

i got your legal receipt but not your video receipt
also if you purchased anything like the hat or your boots
those can be used to lower your tax rate

i will be in meetings for a while regarding your coming here so i may be offline for a bit but
i will let you know of the progress

remember you need to still do vocal exercises so you can perform when you get here

i love you so much
your kate

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My Darling queen Kate,

What can i do without you? I thank God for everything about you. You give me the believe that i can make it and today is working out my love thank you once more, the receipt for the hat and shoe are little money like the hat let say $5 and the shoe about $50 which they did not give me any receipt when i purchased them, So we can forget about it since i've better life to leave tomorrow, meanwhile i'll be waiting upon your reply regarding of my coming down my love thank you i'll be doing the vocal exercises as you advice me. miss you so much.
Love you
Teabag

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my sweet bag
i am on a quick lunch
i forgot to tell you that bossman didnt reply to you because it was the supperbowel weekend so he was in arizona watching the game
i dont follow basketball but it is a huge game here
anyway i am still waiting for the entire music team to forward your video to bossman
he will be very excited about this

my love
did you have a receipt for the video or the amount it cost to rent it
i need that for the expense report

i love you so much and will surely see you very soon

I want a damn receipt!

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My lovely kate,

I can give you the price of all the cost but I don't have invoice for them, the total cost is 68,670 Naria for both the video and the items I used. Kindly brife me when you are done with the music department love u.
Teabag

I'm putting him on ignore for a few days.

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2015 1:58 am

Receipt attached:

http://s1255.photobucket.com/user/oscarpiles/media/Machok.jpg.html%5D%5BIMG%5Dhttp://i1255.photobucket.com/albums/hh637/oscarpiles/Machok.jpg%5B/IMG%5D%5B/URL

Funny thing, I can't find the Chambers via search or the barrister. Hmmm. Maybe he should give us the name of the barrister for the check?

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