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419Eater is my life Joined: 28 Jun 2013 Posts: 274

I got this from a lad. Typical lad rage:

"LISTEN UP.... I WANT YOU TO GO BACK TO THAT CRIMINAL WESTERN UNION TELL THEM TO GIVE YOU A COMPUTER PRINTER RECEIPT WHICH CONTAIN ALL THE INFORMATION NEEDED FOR PICK UP.

IF THEY CANNOT PROVIDE IT CALL THE POLICE ON THEM NOW.

NOTE: WITHOUT THE RECEIPT WE CANNOT TRANSFER YOUR LOAN..."

Too bad he didn't send it to the victim. Instead he sent it to the "criminal" who chopped him.

I'm not sure whether to taunt him or not.

419Eater is my life Joined: 28 Jun 2013 Posts: 274

Follow up:

I replied with

"While I understand your frustration, please be assured that the $100 was picked up in Ghana yesterday. If you are searching for criminals, I would suggest you focus your efforts in that area of the world."

He's still ranting. So far I've gotten five angry email messages:

"ALMIGHTY GOD WILL PUNISH YOU MANAGER FOR STEALING THIS MONEY YOU
BETTER PROVIDE HER CREDIT FOOLISH MAN, YOU BECOME A BEGGAR AND POOR
IN JESUS NAME STARTING FROM TODAY?

YOU WILL GET ACCIDENT BEFORE THE YEAR IS OUT THIEF MANAGER YOU ARE NOT
A SHAME OF YOUR SELF...........

OGUN GO KILL YOU FOR ROAD MANAGER CHIEF CHIEF CHIEF.......

FAKE MTCN NUMBER CHIEF GIVE HER THE COMPUTER PRINT OUT RECEIPT FOR
VERIFICATION OF YOUR INNOCENT"

followed by

"OGUN KILL YOU MANAGER LIAR GOD PULISH YOUR GENERATION

OGUN KILL YOU CHIEF

GIVE HER MONEY THAT IS WHEN YOU ARE FREE

OGUN KILL YOU"

followed by

"OKUGUN OGUN SKAU OTUYRP GO KILL YOU THIS YEAR CHIEF SEND ME THE SCAN COPY OF THE RECEIPT"

(Is anyone here a translator?)

Then I got

"OOOOOOOGUN KILLL YOUR MOTHER YOUR FATHER YOUR WIFE YOUR FRIEND NOWWWWWWW NOWWWWWW"

And finally:

"CHEIF MANGER

HOW CAN SOME ONE PICK UP PAYMENT WITHOUT MTCN ?

OOOOOOOOOGUNNNNN KILLLLL YOUUUUUUUU"

So... I guess he's upset.

Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2014 10:14 pm

^^ I think he said - I love you, do it again. Very Happy

Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2014 10:18 pm

^Hear hear!! clapping

Lovely rant, GBD. I can feel the rage from here. Thumbs up

Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2014 3:06 am

I've a Feeling that this Lad has another Salvo in his Arsenal. Might as well push a few more Buttons eh?

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2210

Boy this would be a prime candidate for a massbait, we might be able to give him a stroke, if you didn't give him one already. Laughing

Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2014 8:43 am

^My thinking, too. Let's share the rage. What say you, GBD? I haven't been CHIEF CHIEF CHIEF in a while. Laughing

Count me in if the answer is yes.

Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2014 9:49 am

Oh yeah, feel the burn! Sweet rants! Very Happy

419Eater is my life Joined: 28 Jun 2013 Posts: 274

I've been with this guy for almost 5 months and this is the most productive he's been in awhile.

Jayhawk and I have been trying to get him to give video testimony against the chief who keeps stealing money from his clients before he has a chance at it. He's acting as if he's almost willing and a massbait might push him over the edge.

PM me for details.

Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2014 1:51 pm

Nothing like a nice E-mail full of Caps in the morning. OOOO.

Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2014 2:30 pm

Something woke me up last night.....I think it was that rant! Smile

Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2014 8:34 pm

Well done. I do so love a good rant. That one has lots of exrta letters...always a great sign.

419Eater is my life Joined: 28 Jun 2013 Posts: 274

He sent this to the victim:

LEONARD IS A CHIEF I DID NOT RECEIVE ANY MONEY GOD WILL DEAL WITH
HIM SERIOUSLY LET HIM GIVE YOU THE COMPUTER PRINT OUT RECEIPT OKAY.

HE STOLEN YOUR MONEY LET HIM GIVE YOU YOUR MONEY BEFORE OGGUN KILL HIM ON THE ROAD.....

I hope he talks to real victims in all caps.

I would love for more people to bait him.

Posted: Sun Oct 26, 2014 6:40 am

This is an EPIC rant! Nothing makes you feel more useful than having an all caps, multiple Ogun death curse.

Posted: Sun Oct 26, 2014 2:01 pm

I applied for a loan with the lad and at godbobdog's suggestion, placed my character in Montana.

Quote:

Hello
what is the name of your City in Montana?

Quote:

Send us your guarantor email address.

Regards

Turns out my three guarantor's all have email addys...

419Eater is my life Joined: 28 Jun 2013 Posts: 274

Initially, there was a specific small town in Montana where all the chopping took place. Jayhawk set it up, though, so that the criminal gang now has access to every Western Union in the state. Implausibly enough, every clerk in Montana now chops dollars. Have fun.

That bit about the guarantors is new.

Posted: Sun Oct 26, 2014 2:34 pm

The application requested 3, only names and country to begin. I figured the lad wanted me to bait him from four different characters as that will go well for him.

Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2014 3:42 am

Quote:

Hello
what is the name of your City in Montana?

And it's a town, not a city.

Quote:

Hello
i am glad to inform yo that your loan has been approve before we proceed for terms and condition did you have a friend OUTSIDE MONTANA? BE THAT CITY HAS NOT BEEN GOOD TO MY COMPANY OKAY.

Your swift reply is needed okay

I don't understand.

Quote:

Hello
how are you doing? i want you to try and understand that Montana is not good for my company especially their western union okay, DO YOU HAVE A FRIEND IN NEW MEXICO? OR OTHER STATE?

Sorry, bud, but I don't really know nobody outside of Hardin. Been here my whole life.

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2010 Posts: 3877

is there a way to build a rage-fired powerplant? it would immediately solve all our energy problems Twisted Evil

great rant, and I agree with woody, he (or ogun?) begs for more.

419Eater is my life Joined: 28 Jun 2013 Posts: 274

Great! The entire state of Montana is now effectively protected from the lad.

419Eater is my life Joined: 28 Jun 2013 Posts: 274

He kept trying to get a picture of my dollar chopping character, so a couple of weeks ago, I sent him a drawing of a barbarian I found on deviantart.com.

After taunting him today, I got this:

Quote:

I have you picture already foool

Death is waiting Jones criminal you are rally handsome soft and claiming BUT SORRY DEATH IS ON YOUR WAY.........................

Greedy soul

Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2014 11:43 pm

Turns out he does want a $50 processing fee sent via WU in Montana. No problem!

Godbobdog, send me a PM.

Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2014 3:41 am

If there's still room in the bed I'll jump in the sheets!

It's been a long while since a lad has cursed me...too long!

419Eater is my life Joined: 28 Jun 2013 Posts: 274

It's not too late. See my PM.

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

This lad is beyond mad. He sent the following to, a former Western Union employee who took up the chopping mantle when Lenny was arrested (Lenny was released due to the lad failing to provide video testimony)

OGGUN KILLL YOUUUU

Feathers responds

OOGABOOGAOOGABOOGA YU FUNY MAN WE KNOWS YU TO LAAZY TWO DO ANYTHINGS YU TOO LAZY TO GET US MORES MONY SO GETS TO WORK PARDNA BLOW AND HOOKERS NOT CHEEP STOP JACKING OFF TO PIC TUR OF LENNY AND GETS TO WORK GETING US MONY MR SNORKY NOT HAPY WITH YU

(Mr. Snorky is the leader of the gang)

Either he will provide the video testimony or his head will explode from all the chopping. I look at it as a win/win. If you do get to the point where you are supposed to send him money let godbob or I know so we can taunt him with the chop.

edit to add - If your character lives in Montana he will require that the fee be sent from another state, as Montana is not "good for his business." Also, the initial fee will be small. Almost as if he knows it is going to get stolen and he doesn't want to give Lenny and the gang any more money than he has to.