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Women 
09 Sep 13:41
LadSara:so i need to gain your trust and love
09 Sep 13:41
LadSara:also
09 Sep 13:42
The Mad Chemist:ok
09 Sep 13:43
LadSara:how will you treat your woman???
09 Sep 13:43
The Mad Chemist:Wonderful
09 Sep 13:44
The Mad Chemist:I have a very lovely home and I do not want any wife of mine to have to work.
09 Sep 13:44
The Mad Chemist:Only raise our family and have a happy life
09 Sep 13:46
LadSara:ok now i see that
09 Sep 13:54
LadSara:so what is your opinion on a romantic movie you have seen to date???/
09 Sep 14:04
The Mad Chemist:I do not know.
09 Sep 14:05
LadSara:what is your favourite book???
09 Sep 14:05
The Mad Chemist: you ask lot of questions
09 Sep 14:06
LadSara:i have to
09 Sep 14:06
LadSara:to get one trust
09 Sep 14:06
The Mad Chemist: By knowing what book I like?
Lad claims to be from Chicago but working in Nigeria…
09 Sep 14:11
The Mad Chemist:I am going to Nigeria for a work trip in about 4 weeks
09 Sep 14:11
The Mad Chemist:I will be in Borno State. Do you know where that is?
09 Sep 14:12
LadSara:no not really
09 Sep 14:12
LadSara:do you know boko haram??
09 Sep 14:12
The Mad Chemist:Yes
09 Sep 14:13
The Mad Chemist:You know Boko Haram also?
09 Sep 14:13
LadSara:no
09 Sep 14:13
LadSara:i hear of them here
09 Sep 14:13
The Mad Chemist:oh. ok.
09 Sep 14:13
LadSara:and they ARE BAD
09 Sep 14:13
The Mad Chemist:Why do you say this?
09 Sep 14:14
LadSara:have you seen them before?????
09 Sep 14:14
LadSara:i read them here on papers
09 Sep 14:17
The Mad Chemist:yes.
09 Sep 14:17
The Mad Chemist:Boko Haram is the name of our operation.
This never seems to go over well with the ladies…..
09 Sep 14:18
LadSara:ok
09 Sep 14:18
LadSara:why do you join them????
09 Sep 14:19
The Mad Chemist:i am based in Bahrain. Not Nigeria. I just help them with explosives.
09 Sep 14:20
LadSara:ok well
09 Sep 14:20
LadSara:why didnt you say it to me first???s
09 Sep 14:20
The Mad Chemist:Does it matter?
LadSara:it does
But not really….
09 Sep 14:22
LadSara:i want to come see you there
09 Sep 14:22
The Mad Chemist:in Maiduguri?
09 Sep 14:22
LadSara:no
09 Sep 14:22
LadSara:Bahrain
09 Sep 14:23
The Mad Chemist:Do you mind that I work with Boko Haram?
09 Sep 14:23
LadSara:well i do not like that
09 Sep 14:24
LadSara:they are killers
09 Sep 14:27
The Mad Chemist:But that has nothing to do with me liking you.
09 Sep 14:28
LadSara:ok dear
Love wins….
09 Sep 14:28
LadSara:no problem
LadSara:i only just financial
LadSara:but right now i have housing issues..
09 Sep 14:33
The Mad Chemist:that is too bad.
LadSara:i just need your help
09 Sep 14:34
LadSara:can you help me dear
LadSara:i really need it
09 Sep 14:35
LadSara:i just need 300$
Hmmmmm…..what to do
09 Sep 14:39
The Mad Chemist:we have some people in lagos
09 Sep 14:39
LadSara:you do??
09 Sep 14:39
LadSara:so where do they stay???
Somehow she isn’t thrilled over this.
09 Sep 14:42
The Mad Chemist:you want me to send someone to you?
09 Sep 14:42
LadSara:no no need to do that
09 Sep 14:42
The Mad Chemist:it is easier to have someone right in lagos give it to you
09 Sep 14:43
LadSara: i do not like them
09 Sep 14:46
The Mad Chemist:why do you not like them?
09 Sep 14:46
LadSara:because they kill
09 Sep 14:48
The Mad Chemist:so do i and you like me
Really… what’s your issue here?
09 Sep 14:48
LadSara:yo kill???
09 Sep 14:48
LadSara:you kill???
Picky…
09 Sep 14:49
The Mad Chemist:yes. i make explosives. bombs.
09 Sep 14:49
LadSara:wow please
09 Sep 14:49
LadSara:i cant get close to yo
09 Sep 14:49
LadSara:either
09 Sep 14:49
The Mad Chemist:i do not understand
09 Sep 14:49
LadSara:i thought yu were a good person
09 Sep 14:49
The Mad Chemist:I am a good person
09 Sep 14:49
LadSara:you are a killer
09 Sep 14:50
LadSara:am sorry bye
Wait… did we just break up?
09 Sep 14:50
LadSara:you will just break my heart
09 Sep 14:50
The Mad Chemist:Please do not say that.
09 Sep 14:50
LadSara:and also never takecare of me
09 Sep 14:50
The Mad Chemist:I would treat you wonderful.
Really.
09 Sep 14:50
The Mad Chemist:I have so much respect for women.
Really.
09 Sep 14:51
LadSara:so will you send it
09 Sep 14:51
The Mad Chemist:so you still like me?
09 Sep 14:52
LadSara:well okay if you say yo are not a killer
09 Sep 14:52
The Mad Chemist:I do not want to lie to you
09 Sep 14:52
The Mad Chemist:You know I work with Boko Haram and you know I make bombs.
09 Sep 14:53
The Mad Chemist:You know about the explosions, right?
09 Sep 14:53
LadSara:yes
09 Sep 14:53
LadSara:they use it to kill
09 Sep 14:53
The Mad Chemist:yes
09 Sep 14:53
LadSara:well ok then
So. That is settled.
10 Sep 7:07
The Mad Chemist:how are you?
10 Sep 7:07
LadSara:am good
10 Sep 7:07
LadSara:so i just need 300$
10 Sep 7:22
LadSara:so what is your idea of romantic getaway???
10 Sep 7:22
The Mad Chemist:i do not know.
10 Sep 7:22
LadSara:also what do you consider a real fun thing couple???
10 Sep 7:23
LadSara:also what do you feel like when someone is been pampered by love????
10 Sep 7:23
The Mad Chemist:i have not been in many relationships so i am not good at this. maybe you will have to show me.
10 Sep 7:23
LadSara:ok then there is no problem with that
10 Sep 7:23
LadSara:i will show yo just that
Awwwwww
Abuse about the bank.
10 Sep 7:24
LadSara:i only just need 300$
10 Sep 7:29
The Mad Chemist:give me the bank information
10 Sep 7:29
The Mad Chemist:i can send it from my computer
10 Sep 7:32
LadSara:ok this is my bank information
10 Sep 7:32
LadSara:NAME: LANE COUNTRY: NIGERIA STATE: LAGOS CITY: IKEJA ZIP CODE: 23401 TEXT QUESTION: MY BEST COLOUR GHTANSWER: RED
10 Sep 7:32
The Mad Chemist:that is an address darling
10 Sep 7:32
The Mad Chemist:not bank information
10 Sep 7:33
The Mad Chemist:you need to talk to someone you know and find out about what bank information is.
10 Sep 7:33
LadSara:well this is certainly red cross created for us
10 Sep 7:34
LadSara:because we are not Nigerian
10 Sep 7:34
The Mad Chemist:well there is nothing i can do with that
Nothing.
10 Sep 7:34
LadSara:that is an address
10 Sep 7:34
The Mad Chemist:you know I work with people in nigeria. what is your point dear?
10 Sep 7:35
LadSara:in which you can send it through weatern union
10 Sep 7:35
The Mad Chemist:no
10 Sep 7:35
The Mad Chemist:i already told you this.
10 Sep 7:35
The Mad Chemist:do not make me repeat myself
You are trying my patience...woman.
LadSara:i mean through WESTERN UNION
10 Sep 7:35
The Mad Chemist:no
10 Sep 7:35
The Mad Chemist:i use a bank in bahrain
10 Sep 7:35
The Mad Chemist:if you want my help you follow my instructions
10 Sep 7:36
LadSara:i already give you what i have
10 Sep 7:36
The Mad Chemist:this is the last time i will repeat it. get proper bank information and i will do a bank to bank transfer.
10 Sep 7:37
The Mad Chemist:Normal bank details: Bank name, account number, routing number
10 Sep 7:38
The Mad Chemist:Please do not take offense at this but we are grown people. This is not difficult. Even my 15 year old wife knows what a bank transfer is. This is easy.
Even my 15 year old wife.
10 Sep 7:40
LadSara:ok well i will give you my neighbour
10 Sep 7:40
LadSara:is that okay???
10 Sep 7:40
The Mad Chemist:ok
10 Sep 7:41
LadSara:when will you send it??
10 Sep 7:42
The Mad Chemist:as soon as i have the proper bank information
10 Sep 7:42
10 Sep 7:49
LadSara:yes i am there here are the bank account details (Account name: xxxxxxx, Account number: xxxxxxx)
10 Sep 7:49
LadSara:so have you seen it now?
10 Sep 7:50
The Mad Chemist:Yes. What is the name of the bank?
10 Sep 7:51
LadSara:but the name of the bank is xxxxxx bank
10 Sep 7:51
The Mad Chemist:ok. where is the bank located?
10 Sep 7:52
LadSara:well the bank is located in Lagos
10 Sep 7:53
The Mad Chemist:ok.
Was that so difficult?
LadSara:so what are you doing now?
10 Sep 7:53
The Mad Chemist:working
10 Sep 7:54
LadSara:ok
10 Sep 7:54
LadSara:so then do you have all now
10 Sep 7:54
The Mad Chemist:yes
10 Sep 7:54
LadSara:she told me that she will be waiting for the alert
10 Sep 7:55
LadSara:ASAP
10 Sep 7:55
The Mad Chemist:well tell her to wait until i am done with work
10 Sep 7:55
The Mad Chemist:i work on my schedule not hers
Where do all of these pushy women come from?
10 Sep 7:55
LadSara:ok i will do that
10 Sep 7:57
The Mad Chemist:ok.
10 Sep 7:57
The Mad Chemist:let us talk of more pleasant things now
10 Sep 8:06
LadSara:i love you dear
10 Sep 8:59
LadSara:<ding>
11 Sep 13:30
LadSara:hello
11 Sep 13:31
LadSara:hi
11 Sep 13:36
LadSara:hello
11 Sep 13:37
LadSara:are you there???
12 Sep 10:06
LadSara:hello
12 Sep 10:06
LadSara:how are you doing???
12 Sep 10:07
LadSara:are you there???
12 Sep 10:09
LadSara:hello are you there???
12 Sep 10:09
LadSara:helllooo
12 Sep 10:09
LadSara:hello
12 Sep 10:09
LadSara:hello
12 Sep 10:09
LadSara:are you there???
13 Sep 12:56
LadSara:hello
13 Sep 12:56
LadSara:hi
13 Sep 12:57
LadSara:are you there???
13 Sep 13:01
LadSara:hello
13 Sep 13:01
LadSara:i have been writing you since
13 Sep 13:08
LadSara:<ding>
13 Sep 13:14
LadSara:<ding>
Wow... just wow.
13 Sep 14:09
The Mad Chemist:sorry. was busy
13 Sep 14:09
LadSara:so my friend said she has not seen the money alert
13 Sep 14:11
The Mad Chemist:really?
13 Sep 14:12
LadSara:yes
13 Sep 14:12
LadSara:have you send the money???
13 Sep 14:13
The Mad Chemist:I told my assistant to do it.
13 Sep 14:13
LadSara:when was that??
13 Sep 14:15
The Mad Chemist:yesterday
13 Sep 21:14
LadSara:how are you doing???
13 Sep 21:14
The Mad Chemist:I am ok
13 Sep 21:17
LadSara:so should i ask her if she has seen the money???
13 Sep 21:18
LadSara:your assistant send to her bank account
13 Sep 21:19
The Mad Chemist:yes
13 Sep 21:20
LadSara:have you truly sent the money???
13 Sep 21:21
The Mad Chemist:please do not ask silly questions
13 Sep 21:21
LadSara:but
13 Sep 21:21
LadSara:i just want to know
13 Sep 21:21
LadSara:for sure
13 Sep 21:22
The Mad Chemist:i do not have time for silly questions such as this
Is she questioning the chemist?
13 Sep 21:22
The Mad Chemist:do you think of anything else?
13 Sep 21:22
The Mad Chemist:or do you just wish to ask me the same question over and over?
13 Sep 21:23
LadSara:well i just want to receive the money
13 Sep 21:24
LadSara:and wait for you
13 Sep 21:24
LadSara:that is all
13 Sep 21:24
The Mad Chemist:ok. that is better
13 Sep 21:25
The Mad Chemist:please understand that in my culture women are more respectful.
And by "culture"...I mean, "whatever I say goes".
13 Sep 21:26
The Mad Chemist:i hope you will not be demanding of me
13 Sep 21:26
The Mad Chemist:ok?
13 Sep 21:27
The Mad Chemist:please speak to me of something more pleasant
13 Sep 21:27
LadSara:please dear all i want to know
13 Sep 21:27
The Mad Chemist:yes?
13 Sep 21:28
LadSara:is if you have sent it
13 Sep 21:28
LadSara:period
13 Sep 21:28
The Mad Chemist:you are a very disrespectful woman
Now you've done it.
13 Sep 21:28
The Mad Chemist:yes. I sent it. But now I am going to ask my assistant to cancel the transfer
13 Sep 21:28
The Mad Chemist:you can thank your bad manners for this
13 Sep 21:28
LadSara:no please
13 Sep 21:28
The Mad Chemist:yes
13 Sep 21:28
LadSara:i just want to know
13 Sep 21:28
The Mad Chemist:you are not a proper lady
13 Sep 21:28
The Mad Chemist:YES
13 Sep 21:28
The Mad Chemist:I
13 Sep 21:28
LadSara:honey
13 Sep 21:28
The Mad Chemist:SENT
13 Sep 21:29
The Mad Chemist:IT
13 Sep 21:29
The Mad Chemist:YOU
13 Sep 21:29
The Mad Chemist:RUDE
13 Sep 21:29
The Mad Chemist:WOMAN
13 Sep 21:29
The Mad Chemist:NOW...
13 Sep 21:29
The Mad Chemist:I
13 Sep 21:29
The Mad Chemist:AM
13 Sep 21:29
The Mad Chemist:CANCELLING
13 Sep 21:29
The Mad Chemist:IT
Bam!
13 Sep 21:29
LadSara:please do not do it
13 Sep 21:29
LadSara:okay
13 Sep 21:29
The Mad Chemist:too
13 Sep 21:29
LadSara:please i am a woman
13 Sep 21:29
The Mad Chemist:late
13 Sep 21:29
LadSara:i just want to know
13 Sep 21:29
LadSara:honey
13 Sep 21:29
The Mad Chemist:try very hard to be a submissive proper woman
13 Sep 21:29
The Mad Chemist:and I might consider helping you in a few days
13 Sep 21:29
LadSara:i will be a very submissive
13 Sep 21:29
LadSara:lady to you
LadSara:okay love
13 Sep 21:30
The Mad Chemist:you have two days to be very polite, kind and submissive
13 Sep 21:30
The Mad Chemist:try your very, very best
13 Sep 21:30
The Mad Chemist:but you have ruined the transfer I already did
13 Sep 21:30
The Mad Chemist:and you must blame yourself for this
13 Sep 21:30
LadSara:please my love
13 Sep 21:30
LadSara:you know that i am a proper lady
13 Sep 21:31
LadSara:to you
13 Sep 21:31
LadSara:ever since the start
13 Sep 21:31
LadSara:i have been good to you
13 Sep 21:31
The Mad Chemist:two days
13 Sep 21:31
The Mad Chemist:see how you do
13 Sep 21:31
The Mad Chemist:starting from today
Two days.... go!
13 Sep 21:31
The Mad Chemist:if you bring up money before the end of two days, the two days starts again
13 Sep 21:32
LadSara:ok i get you honey
13 Sep 21:32
The Mad Chemist:good
13 Sep 21:32
LadSara:so how are your kids at home??
13 Sep 21:33
The Mad Chemist:they are fine. they are with their mother.
13 Sep 21:33
LadSara:ok love
13 Sep 21:33
LadSara:how about your work???
13 Sep 21:33
The Mad Chemist:it is good too.
13 Sep 21:33
The Mad Chemist:i need to know, will you be able to get along with my wives with your strong attitude?
13 Sep 21:34
LadSara:no i am a kind person
13 Sep 21:34
LadSara:am not troublesome
13 Sep 21:35
LadSara:am easygoing
13 Sep 21:36
The Mad Chemist:ok.
13 Sep 21:36
The Mad Chemist:because you will be the oldest one so you must set example
13 Sep 21:37
The Mad Chemist:can you do this?
13 Sep 21:38
The Mad Chemist:Are you there?
13 Sep 21:38
LadSara:yes i am there
13 Sep 21:38
LadSara:ok i will do just that
13 Sep 21:38
LadSara:to you
13 Sep 21:39
The Mad Chemist:Good. Because I do not younger ones learning bad habit. ok?
13 Sep 21:40
LadSara:exactly
13 Sep 21:40
LadSara:dear
13 Sep 21:40
LadSara:so well are you a romantic type????
13 Sep 21:40
The Mad Chemist:I hope so.
13 Sep 21:41
The Mad Chemist:I try to be.
The Chemist is nothing if not romantic.
13 Sep 21:42
LadSara:okay
13 Sep 21:42
LadSara:how will you treat me??
13 Sep 21:42
The Mad Chemist:I will treat you very well of course
13 Sep 21:43
LadSara:okay then
13 Sep 21:43
LadSara:i also want my kids to have a great father
13 Sep 21:43
The Mad Chemist:I am a great father 
...and a great dad.
LadSara:so well honey
13 Sep 21:51
LadSara:hom many wive do you have before???
13 Sep 21:51
The Mad Chemist:I have three
13 Sep 21:51
LadSara:ok well there is no problem about that
...and a great husband.
13 Sep 21:52
LadSara:so well what makes you smile???
13 Sep 21:52
LadSara:and cry??
13 Sep 21:52
The Mad Chemist:My family and children make me smile.
13 Sep 21:52
The Mad Chemist:Nothing really makes me cry.
Nothing.
13 Sep 21:54
LadSara:well what do you consider a real fun thing couple do together???
13 Sep 21:55
The Mad Chemist:I let the woman choose. I am bad at choosing.
13 Sep 21:55
LadSara:ok well i will definitely chose
13 Sep 21:55
LadSara:well
13 Sep 21:55
LadSara:and also what will make us happy together
13 Sep 21:55
The Mad Chemist:ok.
13 Sep 22:01
LadSara:how is home like??
13 Sep 22:01
The Mad Chemist:It is very nice. Peaceful. I live in a beautiful home in downtown Manama, which is the capital of Bahrain.
13 Sep 22:02
The Mad Chemist:I told you of my wives. They are 14, 15, and 19 and I have small children.
13 Sep 22:02
The Mad Chemist:My lab is not far from where I work
13 Sep 22:02
The Mad Chemist:I travel often but that is ok also because I see many beautiful cities
14. 15. And 19. Yeah. He's a winner.
13 Sep 22:03
LadSara:i like you
13 Sep 22:03
LadSara:a lot
13 Sep 22:03
The Mad Chemist:thank you
13 Sep 22:08
LadSara:so dear it is 06:08AM here
13 Sep 22:08
LadSara:i want to start preparing for work
13 Sep 22:08
LadSara:now
13 Sep 22:09
The Mad Chemist:ok. I hope you will not consider working when we are married
Next up... her bank messes up the transfer and he demands another piggie and more submissiveness. |
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