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Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2014 10:16 am

This morning's message. I added a little more color for my OSU fans and a bit a parody (Ok Parroty) for Capone:

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Ahoy Matey,

You'll have to forgive me my snarly disposition today. Yesterday I had a load of snot-nosed Brats from Ohio State aboard. All they wanted to do was eat and drink and lie about the deck half-naked like loaves of bread. I damn near thew one of the little shits overboard after he got in me face and only drinking a six-pack of beer. Worthless kids these days. My Parrot can drink a six pack of beer and walk a straighter line than that lot.

As far as charging your cards Sir. Card number 2880 came back as "Account Closed". You better call your card company and ask why that be done. I tried $7,000 on card number 3854 but it declined. I tried $2000 and it went through. I tried another $2000 by it was denied so I tried another $1000 and it went through too. So we're up to $5000.00 received but your going to need to come up with more cards me Hardy.

Aaargh,

Bradley

Captain of the F H

Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2014 9:35 pm

The agents bank account is kaput so the lad wanted a commitment payment sent via WU.

Responded

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We have a strict policy and will not make any payments via Western Union.

John replies

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what is going to happen to my money

I will let him stew on this for a day or so and see what happens.

Very Happy

Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2014 10:07 pm

Two More CC's to report bringing me to 6 total. 1/3rd the way to Ke1vins number of 18. (One must have goals ya know?)

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CARD DETAILS.
Name on Card : JOHN SMITH
Card Type : Visa Card
Card Number : Ending 4887
Exp Date : 02/2016
Cvv :513

Name on Card : JOHN SMITH
Card Type : Master Card
Card Number : Ending 6742
Exp Date : 06/2015
Cvv :169

Reply to come tomorrow. I'm sure it won't be much I get this time now that I have 5G of his money. LOL.

ETA:Decided to go higher than originally planned. This morning's reply:

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Ahoy Matey,

Top of the Morning to ye. No tours for me today so I guess I'll be cleaning out the cannon fer fun. Scares the dickens out of me neighbors. Whay would one expect from a bunch of Land-Lubbers?

I figured I would start small with you credit cards this time as you seem to be having a wee bit of trouble. I charged $1000.00 to card number 4887 and it went through so I sent another and it went through. I tried a third time but it got declined. I processed card number 6742 and the first payment went through but the second did not. We're up to $8000.00 though so we're making progress. Half way across the channel is better than no way across I always say. I'll need different cards to try sir.

Arrgh,

Bradley

Captain of the F H

Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2014 10:15 am

Two more waiting in my box this morning:

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CARD DETAILS.
Name on Card : JOHN SMITH
Card Type : Visa Card
Card Number : Ending 6163
Exp Date : 02/2015
Cvv :956

Name on Card : JOHN SMITH
Card Type : Visa Card
Card Number : Ending 6346
Exp Date : 02/2015
Cvv :982

I was busy at work today so I didn't reply until this evening:

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Ahoy Matey,

I be sorry of my late response today. The F H had a Yard Arm Bearing break and it took all day to fix it. Imagine yourself up to yer armpits in grease?

Avast, I received your card information and tried to process them again. Card number Ending 6163 returned as account closed. You really need to me calling your issuing bank to figure out why that be happening. Card ending 6346 rejected a payment of $6000.000 so I tried $1000.00 and it went through. I tried another $1000.00 and it was rejected again. Looks like yer cards are having the same trouble as me Hamster. Please advise me about what to do next.

Aaargh,

Bradley

Captain of the F H

Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2014 10:18 am

Two more Black hogs to roast:

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CARD DETAILS.
Name on Card : JOHN SMITH
Card Type : Visa Card
Card Number : Ending 1627
Exp Date : 02/2016
Cvv :727

Name on Card : JOHN SMITH
Card Type : Visa Card
Card Number : Ending 3516
Exp Date : 06/2016
Cvv :305

....and the pork hunt continues......

Aargh, a rough day on the High Great Lakes...:

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Ahoy Matey,

Another busy day on the High Great Lakes. Today's tour was a bunch of fishermen wannabes. I took them through the heart of Asian Carp spawning beds and damned if they didn't catch a single fish.

I ran yer credit cards again today. Card number 1627 allowed 1 payment of $1000.00 then said over the allowed limit. Card Number 3516 said account closed. What is going on with yer cards sir? I be wondering if there be fowls afoot. Anyway, send me more card information and I'll give them a shake tomorrow.

Aaargh,

Bradley

Captain of the F H

Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2014 12:01 pm

Two more credit cards to report. (That's 12 for those who are counting):

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CARD DETAILS.
Name on Card : JOHN SMITH
Card Type : Master Card
Card Number : Ending 9591
Exp Date : 02/2015
Cvv :564

Name on Card : JOHN SMITH
Card Type : master Card
Card Number : Ending 9985
Exp Date : 06/2015
Cvv :412

My reply for the day:

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Ahoy Matey,

A beautiful day on the high Great Lakes. The Fracking Hamster is purring like a Kitten in a silk blanket now. Twas a lumbering sea today as we set out for the pictured Rocks up along Lake Superior. Me cargo for the day were a pair of Lovebirds that were married there and do a yearly trip back to the site to renew their vows. Have ye any notions where you and your crew would like to visit when you are here?

Avast ye matey! I tried to run yer latest cards through me machine Boy! Card ending 9591 took a $1000.00 dollar charge but came back as over the daily limit when I tried for another $1000. Card Ending 9985 came back as account closed by MasterCard.

Ahoy Matey, we be needing more card informations if we're gonna get this money exchanged before ye come aboard.

Aaargh,

Bradley,

Captain of the F H

Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2014 2:22 pm

Two More Black Hogs waiting to be fried this morning:

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CARD DETAILS.
Name on Card : JOHN SMITH
Card Type : Master Card
Card Number : Ending 9852
Exp Date : 02/2016
Cvv :567

Name on Card : JOHN SMITH
Card Type :Visa Card
Card Number : Ending 3354
Exp Date : 06/2015
Cvv :782

Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2014 10:17 pm

After a lot of whining abut the first mule and several replies from me that WU was NOT an option.

John writes

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I have a friend who has accepted to provide his account details for you to transfer the $8,000

Well now

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Bank of America accnt# xxxxxxxxx788

And another pink oinker

This may be the end of the friendship.

Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2014 10:28 pm

@Big Al, where's the parrot?

Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2014 10:53 pm

@ Woody, Great job grabbing Piggy #2.

@ Capone, He's still sobering up after drinking a six pack of beer. LOL.

ETA: My Reply for the day:

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Ahoy Matey,

Another grand day on the High Great Lakes. Harr, Me tour du jour was to the straights of Mackinac today. Always nice to visit the fort on the island. A couple hours in the Grand Hotel bar and back to the ship before the Tourists come back from their day. Then the sail back to the main port.

I ran yer bloody cards again today and I can tell you this. Card Ending 9852 has been closed. You really need to be calling yer bank Sir. Card ending 3354 I started with $1000.00 and it went through. I put in another $1000.00 and it went through. I put in another $1000.00 and it came back declined.

You will be needing to send me more information Sir.

Arrgh,

Bradley

Captain of the F H

Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2014 11:33 am

Two more Burnt Piggy's:

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CARD DETAILS.
Name on Card : JOHN SMITH
Card Type : Visa Card
Card Number : Ending 3776
Exp Date : 02/2016
Cvv :563

Name on Card : JOHN SMITH
Card Type : Visa Card
Card Number : Ending 8601
Exp Date : 06/2016
Cvv :903

Continuing to spiral out of control:

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Ahoy Matey,

Another Red Sky tonight as me be typing this message. The good Lord be blessing me and the Fracking Hamster these days. Me Parrot Capone done found a Matey of his own today me thinks. We went to a new slip down in Chicago that we ne'er been before and there was a female Parrot there on shore. I never seen me old boy Capone act in such a way. Arrgh, Methinks it was love at first sight.

Avast ye Swabbie, I ran yer cards again tonight. Card number 3776 took a $1000.00 dollar payment but came back as over daily limit on the second try. So I tried card Number 8601. I got the first $1000.00 payment to go through but the second was declined. Send more cards tomorrow ye land lubber and contact yer bank fer God's sake sir.

Arrgh,

Bradley,

Captain of the F H

Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2014 11:47 am

Ut oh, instead of more cards I get this today:

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How much have you charged from my cards so far?

My Reply:

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Ahoy Matey,
We be at $15,000.00 Sir.
Arrgh,
Bradley,
Captain of the F H

Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2014 1:43 pm

Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2014 6:48 pm

This poor lad is dreaming of a $16k payday, 8 from me and 8 from BA, He has already lost his mule and is now waiting for the payment to arrive in his friends account.

Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2014 6:52 pm

The original amount we was supposed to send me was 16G though so he's still a grand short. Plus I still need two more cards to tie Ke1vin C0leman.

ETA: I wonder what he'd say if I told him to go screw himself and thanks for the $15 G? The Fracking Hamster needed a full rebuild and he's just paid for it. LOL.

I know, I'd never get any piggy's out of him but the rant might be worth it.

Greedy little Shit:

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Bradlely, (He's been spelling my name this way since I misspelled it earlier in the bait)

Below is another card details.I want you to proceed and charge the total amount of $4,000.00 + bank charges(credit card charges) from my card details.Split the total charges in two and put half to each card detail below.

CARD DETAILS.
Name on Card : JOHN SMITH
Card Type : Visa Card
Card Number : Ending 8411
Exp Date : 02/2016
Cvv :029

Name on Card : JOHN SMITH
Card Type : Visa Card
Card Number : Ending 8551
Exp Date : 06/2016
Cvv :656

Proceed and charge immediately and get back to me with email confirmation as soon as its done.
Awaiting your response,

John Smith
34 St. Vincent Street
Glasgow
G2 5NW
Scotland
+4470CLIPPED

Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 4:34 am

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hello,
Thanks for the confirmation that $8,000 has been transferred into the agent account.How long will it take for the transfer fund to reflect in the agent's account.

Umm dunno John. Very Happy

Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 10:08 am

^^^ Please hold your breath until it gets there as I'm sure it won't take long. Rolling Eyes

No money in the cards today:

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Ahoy Matey,
Top O the Mornin to ye! I must say me Parrot Capone has been actin strange today. Been squawking up a storm. He must know we be heading back to Chicago today with more tourists. Then up the coast to Milwaukee for some beer sampling at the brewery.

Avast ye scurvy Dog! I tried to run yer bloody cards this morning. The card ending 8411 said the CCV didn't match the card and the one ending 8551 came back account closed again. You really need to be checking yer accounts me Hardy.
Aaargh,
Bradley,
Captain of the F H

Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 12:55 pm

Paging Phil,

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Hello phil,

Thanks for your time so far as I apologize for the inconveniences while trying to run the cards for the expected amount of 15k being payment for both the reservations and reservation of our flight booking..

I understand that you have a total of $15,000 from my cards.I want you to deduct $7632.00 from what you have and use and secure our reservation.

At this time, I will request for you to notify me when you are ready to proceed with the payments to the travel agent to enable me provide you with the travel agent's account details for you to transfer a total amount of $7000 USD to enable him proceed with the necessary process of our flight booking... I will handle the balance of his payment when I arrive the states..

Regards,

John.

Wonder if he's out of cards. Either way it looks like I'll be going to the bank phase in short order.

Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2014 10:53 am

My morning message to the Knucklehead:

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Ahoy Matey,

Another Grand day on the High Great Lakes waitin ahead. Capone be all warm & fuzzy after seein his Girly friend yesterday. Today's tour be goin up the coast to Petosky to hunt for petosky stones. Some Treasure, phooey. Give me gold treasure any day.

Avast ye swabbie! No worries on getting in touch with yer travel agent. Send them me E-mail address or send me their E-mail address and I'll be writing them straight away.

Aaargh,

Bradley

Captain of the F H

Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2014 10:24 am

He didn't send me his Travel agents E-mail address. He just asked if I could send the money today if he sent me the payment info so I wrote:

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Ahoy Matey,
I can get to me bank on the morrow to be sending the $7000 to your best mate travel agent. Send me the information and be sharp about it. Me cargo for the day be waitin on the foredeck. I'll need to have them fall in fer inspection before we sail fer parts unknown today. I see me first Mate Mr. Gilligan be ready fer today's trip. I'll be grabbin' Capone fer good luck and castin' off shortly.
Aaargh,
Bradley
Captain of the F H

Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2014 10:01 pm

the lad sent his opening scripts as a reply. Laughing

Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2014 10:33 pm

^^ I dunno. I did get a Piggy without having to haggle for it though:

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Hello Brdley,

Below is the account details.
Bank Name: Bank of America
saving account
acc # : Ending 788
Routing 063100277
Swiftcode BOFAUS3N
Account Name:R. B.

Proceed and make the bank transfer of $7,000 into this account and get back to me with the scanned copy of the deposit slip as proof of transfer made into this account.

Awaiting your response,
John Smith

I'll have to send Me reply on the Morrow.....Aaaargh.

Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2014 10:58 pm

See, your parrot is a piggy magnet!

Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2014 11:16 pm

@ Woody, Let me know what you said was wrong with the account ending 788 so I can back up your story about it.

@ Capone, Horny Parrots attract lots of things. LOL. I'm thinking he's going to become lovelorn and get ornery. I'm also thinking that the Fracking Hamster is going to relocate to Duluth and do a dive on the Edmund Fitzgerald for a day or three.

Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2014 11:30 pm

^^^ I have not given the lad a reason for the transfer failure.

I sent John a copy of the email from "my bank" confirming the transfer was in progress. The email included the original bank account information sent by "John". He hasn't figured out that the second three in the account number was changed to an eight. Oops! Very Happy

I told Johan that it take 3 to 5 days for the money to show in his account so now it's the lads turn.

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