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Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2020 3:27 am

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PLEASE YOU DONT HAVE TO CALL DURING MY OFFICE HOUR TO AVOID AN EYE BOWL ON MY SEAT CAUSE AM STILL ON DUTY AS OF THESE MOMENT.

Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2020 10:07 am

I told a Lad that I was bowing out of the Dead Bank Customer scheme, and got an email with an interesting subject line.

Subject: What is the meaning of this ship?

Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2020 2:01 pm

This lad thinks I'm a fellow lad and is asking me about my work.

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Jumping Needle, which country do you base and if the package Clint and give it to you to proceed and clean the money can you do that.

explain your clitoral to me and how you want the Clint package for you to meet to do the wash wash.

Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2020 8:21 pm

I have just received a request from Mr. Lady Baywatch.

Sounds genuine enough to me .....

Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2020 2:11 pm

Nora found love again... or love found her, doesn't matter. I'm giving the fake soldier a bit of a hard time Laughing

Yesterday he sent me this wonderful line:

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for christ sake can you please stop misunderstanding me ???

I don't think he has a good chance for that to happen

Another nice compliment to one of my other characters

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Truly you are sick. You are on drugs?

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2020 11:57 am

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THIS IS TO INFORM YOU ABOUT YOUR PACKAGE HERE THAT WAS CONFISCATED BY THIS US CUSTOM OFFICE IN HARRISBURG INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT (MDT) PENNSYLVANIA UNITED STATES YOUR PACKAGE IS HERE FOR LONGTIME NOW DUE TO YOUR DELAY AFTER THE DIPLOMAT AGENT ARRIVE FROM AFRICAN WITH THE CONSIGNMENT BOX WORTH OF $16.11 USD AND WE ARE TO GIVE YOU 12 HOURS FOR YOU TO GET ALL YOUR CLEARANCE PAPER WORKS OUT, WITH THE AMOUNT OF $25 DOLLARS ONLY,

When you see a good deal, take it... and that ain't it!

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2020 12:20 pm

^^^ I think the diplomatic agent from African gave himself the 5 finger discount and reached into the till. This lad must be desperate. I don't think I've seen such a low price for consignment clearance papers. If I recall the minimum service fee charge to send money to pretty much any country in Africa via MG/WU is upwards of $40. You definitely have a MENSA candidate on your hands with this one Laughing

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2020 1:59 pm

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Send me your direct telephone Number and also here is the
account details and keep on trying your best.. The united state have
found the Vaccine of the Virus and the China scientist has been
Arrested by the CIA.

Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 9:22 pm

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Mrs. Keffier Robert
"IMF" Fund Delivery"

Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2020 12:57 pm

A Lad misprinted Cammy's name in the subject line and also at the head of the email as:

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Ms. Camille Wshite,

Cammy didn't take that well.

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Was that supposed to be funny, asshole?

Baiting Guru Joined: 25 Jul 2017 Posts: 2107

After asking many banking questions of a loan lad, he finally let me know his patience is wearing thin.

please don’t bring logic into this

Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2020 9:06 pm

Shaun Hamilton wrote:

i need a change of altitude from you

Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2020 2:41 pm

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Pray for your self Anita for you are a marine

Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2020 12:34 pm

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please splint the money to this two names

Posted: Tue May 05, 2020 2:02 pm

Me:

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FORK?

Lad:

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FOOOOOOOOOOOOOK!!!!!

Posted: Tue May 05, 2020 2:06 pm

TheDane wrote:

Shaun Hamilton wrote:

i need a change of altitude from you

Your Lad sounds like he needs bringing down to earth.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 04 May 2020 Posts: 3

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No send the receipt pictures of it to me so that I’ll get the money I can’t get the Inez without the receipt so send it to me now

I told the lad I sent the money and that my bank said it went through. I'm not sure what "Inez" is lol Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 25 Jul 2017 Posts: 2107

A $10 million investment is on hold while the lad gives me a list of stocks to research. In the meantime I can send the legal fees. I asked for his preliminary research and he sent this.

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I will send you the preliminary research tomorrow so that I can compile it in one single shit of paper.

I have no doubt his research will be everything it promises......

Posted: Fri May 15, 2020 2:49 pm

One of my fake romance soldiers wanted Nora to help him get away from the army. Nora had to write a letter to some official. On may 9 I got this response:

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Compliment of the day,
We're writing in correspondence to your application for a leave for
<snipped>.
Let's Restate that the United state Army doesn't accept any form of criminality or terrorism against ours, and so we have to get some personal details of you to ensure all is plain and well.
We must get your name and origin with a form of any valid ID to ensure your legitmacy.

We await your response.

Pls note that any sign of silence would result for inspections and terroristic claim,we hope to serve you well.

@USAarmy*****

Nora didn't respond. I'm really curious to see what those inspections and terroristic claim will entail, but so far they have let me down.

Posted: Sat May 16, 2020 5:26 am

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The National Central Bureau of Interpol enhanced by the United Nations and Federal Bureau of Investigation have successfully passed a mandate to the current Prime Minister of United State Of American Excellency Hun Sen

Did something happen while we weren't looking?

Posted: Wed May 20, 2020 1:53 pm

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.The bank kindly gives you the quick notice that in 1 hour your funds will be delivered into your bank account in Philippines upon the payment of a clearance fee of three thundred three fifty dollars only ($3350) only so your funds can hit your account immediately

Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2020 9:11 am

There are so many oddities in this Holocaust scammer's message...

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It is our zill to have your payment slip today 01/06 as the museum request it as of extraordinary importance.Kindly advise on success for our observers without worry on your urgency in sending the fee to avoid complicated relationship to your $17 Million USD Holocaust awaiting release claims.
We have includes efforts to play down knowledge of your complicity in the Nazi atrocities [So they do recall how I originally replied as a guard at Treblinka? But see below] and ham-handed attempts to avoid Frustration & Hassles, to Save Time in your safe release this month June 2020.
There are few institutions in the world that have done for remembrance as well and as much as this museum so I fervently hope that you will find a way for send this fee to remain on view our priority to keep the barracks in the exhibition.
Our professional staff has the expertise to identify and the sensitivity to address –the healthcare, social, financial and emotional needs of you a Jewish survivors of the Nazi atrocities [Or maybe they didn't remember after all].
Reply with possible email to this fee

Posted: Sat Jun 06, 2020 4:11 pm

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What are you saying? am not a Nigerian neither have i ever been there before, is a corrupt country which every one knows that, if i have to be investigated it should be the FBI, tell who ever that contacted you to prove his claim, is obvious you believe such story.

Nigeria investigating me, i have never been there before is a country every body is afraid of, read the letter and see his grammatical errors, he even sent you a mail from a different email id not in his name, are you such a fool to believe such a pathetic story.

Back story in a nutshell: Lad says he works at bank in Florida. The bank address is a remote location of an ATM. Received 3 piggies. Sent email from one of my fake lads to my "victim" (BCC to lad) from my fake lad saying EFCC is investigating him. (Sound of dollar chop and lad anguish) His explanation about the grammar is priceless. LOL

Posted: Sun Jun 07, 2020 1:05 am

^ WRT "grammatical errors..." A while back, Bob Mueller lost his temper with Cammy after she forwarded him an FBI script that had been made even less coherent:

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Camille White, why do you talk like a fool , dont you see that this guys are just making noise and cannot do any harm to you? the have been warning you for the last 2 weeks and up till now no action is that not a proove that the are fool? the told you that the are in usa but are asking you to send money to abuja somewhere in nigeria. what a fool you are camille to fall for all this cheap scams. cant you ready there emails well and see there rubbish spellings . i am very very dissapoined with you .

The irony is too much!

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