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PostPosted: Tue Feb 18, 2020 3:27 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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PLEASE YOU DONT HAVE TO CALL DURING MY OFFICE HOUR TO AVOID AN EYE BOWL ON MY SEAT CAUSE AM STILL ON DUTY AS OF THESE MOMENT.


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 18, 2020 10:07 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I told a Lad that I was bowing out of the Dead Bank Customer scheme, and got an email with an interesting subject line.

Subject: What is the meaning of this ship?

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2020 2:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This lad thinks I'm a fellow lad and is asking me about my work.
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Jumping Needle, which country do you base and if the package Clint and give it to you to proceed and clean the money can you do that.

explain your clitoral to me and how you want the Clint package for you to meet to do the wash wash.



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PostPosted: Thu Mar 05, 2020 8:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I have just received a request from Mr. Lady Baywatch.

Sounds genuine enough to me .....

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 13, 2020 2:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Nora found love again... or love found her, doesn't matter. I'm giving the fake soldier a bit of a hard time Laughing Yesterday he sent me this wonderful line:
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for christ sake can you please stop misunderstanding me ???


I don't think he has a good chance for that to happen

Another nice compliment to one of my other characters
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Truly you are sick. You are on drugs?

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