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Big Al
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2011
Posts: 5054
Location: Winter is Coming....
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Sat Jan 25, 2014 12:09 am |
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This is split off from the last "Goofy Crap" thread, which had grown too long. - JF
Received this after I sent one of the blanked out Passport photos as a copy of the payment slip to one of my Lotto Lads:
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Mr,SB The Bank Manager Gave Out His Cell Phone Contact to
you to Call Immediately you have Made your Payment and sent the
Original Payment Slip
and not a Dark Copy,Dark Empty Copy are not ALLOWED.
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And a note about Jokiing:
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Ecobank D M as the Bank Manager of Ecobank I Will not allow jokes
or Play in Our Transaction,well Knowing Mr |
A message from the president: (Of Nigeria)
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we have seen that you are taking us for a ride because i have given
two vital accounts and you fail to send the money i am very
disappointed at your antics about the money.
Well it will only be your interest to receive your payment it is not
mine,i am not ready to offer you any more bank account because you are
not serious about this payment to you.
The only way you can send the money if you cares is by Money gram,give
the money to someone to help you send it via Money Gram because all
the time you have been taking us for a play.
It is very unfortunate the way you have behaved to my person,you fail
to understand the person you are dealing with,my involvement is an
opportunity for you to receive this payment.
Thanks,
His Excellency
Dr Goodluck Ebele Jonathan Gcfr
President of Nigeria.
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I am disappointed with your pranks with the Government as regards
receiving funds from Nigeria, what type of account or bank are you
using is it from the Sky or under the ground that you cannot send
money into, the account i gave to you is one of the best in the World
from London. We cannot believe you any more so i have ordered the bank
to revoke your payment and place an Embargo on it for turning us
around with your lackadaisical approach until i see seriousness in you
to claim the payment.
Thanks,
Dr Goodluck Jonathan Gcfr
President of Nigeria
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Boy, I got the President pretty PO'd at me. (Not sure why) LOL. |
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mimicat
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Nov 2010
Posts: 2200
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Sun Jan 26, 2014 9:10 pm |
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Hello.
My names are Elaine Roundtree,am from Phoenix, AZ..I'm mother of 4kids. i am a widow,my husband passed away in 09/11 incident at word trade fair centre in Fargo,North Dakota. |
Has this lad been de-educated or what. |
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GeorgeBush
419Eater is my life
Joined: 05 May 2004
Posts: 378
Location: Texas
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Mon Jan 27, 2014 4:20 am |
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...my husband passed away in 09/11 incident at word trade fair centre in Fargo,North Dakota. |
That is so great! Whoever is teaching these lads, hats off to you!
Hope you continue this bait without disputing the lads premise! |
_________________ "YOUR PROBLEM IS THAT YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO ACT ACCORDING TO INSTRUCTION. WHAT I SAY IS DIFFERENT FROM WHAT YOU ARE ASKING FOR."
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419Gamer
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 27 Aug 2007
Posts: 62
Location: Scotland, UK
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Mon Jan 27, 2014 5:14 am |
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My romance ladette sent my female character an e-mail with the following subject line:
MY SWEAT SISTER READ FROM ME OK LOVE YOU MUCH
The best part? This was sent not once, not twice, not three times, but four times!
Being sent the same message multiple times is something of a trait of this lad. They're a scammer and a spammer. |
_________________ 419Gamer
I play with scammers
I don't need to "get a life", I'm a gamer — I have lots of lives!
Scambaiting Toolbox
SPTS
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LISTEN AND LISTEN CAREFULLY OVER WISENESS AND I TOO KNOW MAKE A WISEMAN OR WOMAN TO DIE IN THE BACK YARD OF A FOOL. — Dr. Allen Newman
OH MY GOD YOU HAVE PROVOKE ME BADLY BY YOUR WORDS CALLING ME DUDE A 54 YEARS OLD MAN. — Bar. Ash Duke
YOU HAVE MADE ME TO LEAVE MY OFFICE JUST FOR NOTHING WHY, MY DEAR I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY, BUT THANKS FOR MAKING ME A MAD MAN TODAY. — Bar. Ash Duke (again)
I don't know why this is delaying like this as if is big a thing, if possible shout at them because they don't know work — N4ncy Bugib4
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Mon Jan 27, 2014 6:44 am |
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Meet Barrister Smith
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the Human Right Protester of scam activities here in West Africa Region |
He says that
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there are people sending you messages from difference places claiming to me what they are not using the government apparatus to extort money from you |
He also says that
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you must abide by the Benin payment transfer ethics and follow the due process to ensure that you will receive the total fund genuinely as the original beneficiary of the fund without you worshiping anyone |
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you can claim your fund before the month runs out without worshiping anyone |
Has Big X been baiting this Lad? |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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next victim
Baiting Guru
Joined: 27 Mar 2011
Posts: 21158
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Mon Jan 27, 2014 2:04 pm |
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I just spotted a profile using Josie pix that will never let anyone reply!
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To contact JKHVSDNJVNKFGDFHJ you MUST meet the following criteria:
You must be Male.
You must be between age 45 and 90.
You must be within 100 miles from me.
You must have a profile picture.
You must not be looking for Activity Partner.
You must not be looking for Dating.
You must not be looking for Friends.
You must not be looking for Intimate Encounter.
You must not be looking for Online Companion.
You must not be looking for Other Relation.
You must not be Single.
You must not be Married.
You must not be Divorced.
You must not be Windowed.
You must not be Seperated.
You must drink.
You must not drink socially.
You must not drink regularly.
You must smoke.
You must not smoke occasionally.
You must not smoke often.
You must do drug.
You must not do drug socially.
You must not do drug often. |
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_________________ 291+ x 78+ http://yahoonews01.zxq.net/
500 in 6 - 36 pink 11 black
Chairman's Xmas Parti 2012
Hana, Flip It, G spot, Rosy, Cynthia
- web store
Just read the posting on Eater. You are one sick motherf****r! -Alan
"The skull with bunny ears was a good enough warning" - Nailgunner
mentors- http://forum.419eater.com/forum/cherrie_mentor_program.php
This Derick moral monster! From http:/ /scamnewss.wordpress.com/2011/10/14/derrick-ratt-scammer-beware/ Vlad blog
http://tinyurl.com/btf7872 - Toolbox |
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vonpaso xlura
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2011
Posts: 13781
Location: Bertcad, Lojbanistan
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Mon Jan 27, 2014 2:57 pm |
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^If a man used to be married to a woman who has died, and he lives in a house he can't see out, can he contact her? |
_________________ ×12 ×3 ×3
unwashed
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Accra - SH Cotonou
you are a fake people so do not ever write to me again.
Am mad at you right now ... Am tired of your questions ... Am sick and tire you and your bank
Nigerian pig . go swallow a grenade idiot. Boko Haram will solve your problem idiot .
you are big fool by send a fake payment information and never you contact me again asshole .
your passgae bearing your ATM CATD ... Ant Terrorist Certificate ... legal verterbrate ... expartiate your meaning ... gets to your dwaignted address ... successful ofghw transfer |
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Baiting Guru
Joined: 27 Mar 2011
Posts: 21158
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Mon Jan 27, 2014 3:12 pm |
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Only if he lives within 100 miles of him. And how would he know? I have seen shorter lists that would not allow contact. This one is guaranteed to get nil! |
_________________ 291+ x 78+ http://yahoonews01.zxq.net/
500 in 6 - 36 pink 11 black
Chairman's Xmas Parti 2012
Hana, Flip It, G spot, Rosy, Cynthia
- web store
Just read the posting on Eater. You are one sick motherf****r! -Alan
"The skull with bunny ears was a good enough warning" - Nailgunner
mentors- http://forum.419eater.com/forum/cherrie_mentor_program.php
This Derick moral monster! From http:/ /scamnewss.wordpress.com/2011/10/14/derrick-ratt-scammer-beware/ Vlad blog
http://tinyurl.com/btf7872 - Toolbox |
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Big Al
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2011
Posts: 5054
Location: Winter is Coming....
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Mon Jan 27, 2014 3:31 pm |
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Could it be a Baiter profile? Only a scammer would contact them anyway. |
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Baiting Guru
Joined: 27 Mar 2011
Posts: 21158
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Mon Jan 27, 2014 3:39 pm |
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Using josiemodel pix and with all those blocks set in place, nobody can contact them. (The site itself actually forbids it)
Contact Criteria Not Met
You must live within 100 miles of JKHVSDNJVNKFGDFHJ to contact JKHVSDNJVNKFGDFHJ.
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_________________ 291+ x 78+ http://yahoonews01.zxq.net/
500 in 6 - 36 pink 11 black
Chairman's Xmas Parti 2012
Hana, Flip It, G spot, Rosy, Cynthia
- web store
Just read the posting on Eater. You are one sick motherf****r! -Alan
"The skull with bunny ears was a good enough warning" - Nailgunner
mentors- http://forum.419eater.com/forum/cherrie_mentor_program.php
This Derick moral monster! From http:/ /scamnewss.wordpress.com/2011/10/14/derrick-ratt-scammer-beware/ Vlad blog
http://tinyurl.com/btf7872 - Toolbox |
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mimicat
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Nov 2010
Posts: 2200
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Mon Jan 27, 2014 6:22 pm |
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I had to take a break from the lotto lads to post this.
My Name is: Chris
I live at: RFD
Winnett Montana 59087
yadi yadi.
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attention Mr Chris
How can our agent locate you in united state , which of the city are you are in united state ? please write us clearly with your full details to unable our agent locate you and handover your winning cheque to you.
Congratulations once again,
best regard
Dr.K |
So I give him my info once yet again.
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Attn Chris
we got the address you sent to us, Address: , Winnett, Montana. 59087, is the address located in new York or somewhere else??
best regards
Dr.Kelly
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This just in from a dissatisfied customer.
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Thanks for your email. Since you can not access your account due to your next work, We have to keep hold of your package until you are ready to have it deliver to your home address in your country.
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Branwen
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Oct 2008
Posts: 4771
Location: Down on the (Playmobil) farm
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Mon Jan 27, 2014 8:25 pm |
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Not really goofy, but I liked his colloquialisms.
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Mr Charles lied to you my foot. All this hullabaloo for $150. Jesus Christ. |
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It is your first time to use western union so therefore none can blame you. It is always like this at the first experience. - Yes lad, and at the second, and the third... you'll see.
I don't want to guess the number - But, lad, isn't that the best fun to be had with MoneyGram reference numbers? |
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B8er
Associate Boomdazzler
Joined: 16 Feb 2009
Posts: 13625
Location: In self-isolation practicing social distancing
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Fri Jan 31, 2014 8:03 am |
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My Indian au pair character has an interesting name that she always writes in her native language (Telugu). Most lads ask her what it is in English and she gives her version of the translation.
It seems one lad knows how to use Google translate, as I got this this morning
Pity he doesn't have the intelligence to understand the meaning of the name. |
_________________ "I DENOUNCE THE MUFFIN MEN" - Ma Kim
"YOU ARE WALKING DEAD MAN. YOUR WOODEN COFFIN IS READY TO SWALLOW YOU AND YOUR DIRTY GENERATION"
"all chaps are ass-less by design otherwise they just be leather pants" - jose_cuervo
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x 335 🚽
x 4 x 1746 x 1904 - Fake cheques: $4,392,620.83
Team Woody - Ghana to Singapore - 11535km |
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redo2
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 28 Jan 2014
Posts: 9
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Sat Feb 01, 2014 12:02 am |
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This is from standard spam, not a pet, but the translation error led to a sopping keyboard:
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I'm looking ahead for your next post, I will try to get the dangle of it! |
You...do that. |
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Big Al
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2011
Posts: 5054
Location: Winter is Coming....
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Wed Feb 05, 2014 4:56 pm |
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From a nice E-mail from my Lotto Lad wanting me to sign a winnings disclaimer to forfeit my money by tomorrow if I don't pay the money.
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How Long have you been Joking with Ecobank?
Do you think The Bank are playing kids joke here?
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1. I've never Joked with the real Ecobank. I've sent them a lot of nice Bank reports though.
2. The bank is definitely playing but it's no kids joke you Scumbag!!!
ETA: We all Love Risky Free:
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Holle Justin
I want you to contact the bank let the bank know when you are making this payment.It was you who ask for bank transfer now you can not make this done, and sending money with Western Union or Moneygram, i do not see any risky there.
Dr. James Cox Fox
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Yet another WTF moment from one of my Darlings:
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My late father Dr. Paul is the director Godson Godson Godson manager was industry (Ltd) and the staff advisor was former Head of State (late Dr Robert Guei) before the rebels attacked our house one early morning and my mother died when I was a father thousands without style information in paragraph Conchs have a home and the violence of the uniqueness of my parents, my dear how much it hurts every time I remember this tragedy happened in my family. So I decided to runaway with the style of the next Dakar, Senegal, Paragraph Country save my life, where I live now. I would like to know more about you.
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Ok, Ok, Ok, Now WTF Honey??? |
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Genvieve
Master Baiter
Joined: 02 Nov 2012
Posts: 207
Location: Avalon
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Thu Feb 06, 2014 11:07 am |
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My lad goes off script...
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If I can travel somewhere right now, will be to the distress areas of the world so I can give my part of life to them because nobody is born to suffer and we all should do everything within our might to ensure that we have that resolved. |
Soon he will be living in a distress area of the world... |
_________________ x 14 x 3 (Au Pair)
<-- My first one
you are laying to me,so stop contacting me any more because you have braked my heart in this critical condition. - Miss R0se
INSTEAD OF DELAYING OUR TIME, PLEASE FACE YOUR BUSINESS...I KNOW YOU AS FORGING, AM NOT CHILD, LEND END -- A KKSS happy customer
* Help Keep Eater Running - Click here to donate |
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Esox lucius
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 May 2010
Posts: 2922
Location: Somewhere down the crazy river!
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Thu Feb 06, 2014 5:52 pm |
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Dear friend i can not kill myself because of you okay, How many bank account did i send to you because $300.00?
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Just send me one more then you can matey ! |
_________________
(Br Joe)
"..May your unborn kids don't grow and may you be burnt to ashes asap ! " CCS
"..Sir we have given you more than 5 different accounts yet you still complaining " SCB
" YOU LOW LIFE SATANIC AGENT, FORWARD THESE MESSAGES TO YOUR MOTHER AND FATHER, THEY WILL DEFINITELY ENJOY READING THEM." RG |
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Genvieve
Master Baiter
Joined: 02 Nov 2012
Posts: 207
Location: Avalon
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Wed Feb 12, 2014 3:22 pm |
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My Coke Lotto lad is not amused.
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this is the very last account which will be issued after facing much problem in making payment by you our winner.
For your information, I am band by law not to temper with your winning funds, because it against the law and that is the main reason why i have been polite with you ever since even when i know that your claims is holding me backward from attending to other job here on my desk.
You will not travel down to London if the bank get their charges. I grantee you that for sure. |
Well I grantee he's going to be disappointed. |
_________________ x 14 x 3 (Au Pair)
<-- My first one
you are laying to me,so stop contacting me any more because you have braked my heart in this critical condition. - Miss R0se
INSTEAD OF DELAYING OUR TIME, PLEASE FACE YOUR BUSINESS...I KNOW YOU AS FORGING, AM NOT CHILD, LEND END -- A KKSS happy customer
* Help Keep Eater Running - Click here to donate |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Wed Feb 12, 2014 7:57 pm |
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Under the subject
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I WILL CANCEL YOUR PAYMENT IF YOU DIDN'T TAKE YOUR TIME |
Barrister Kwame writes:
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Listen and listen good you will not receive your payment without me
signing transfer of your money into your account.
Is promise i give you that as far as am concern you will not receive your payment up-till i sign for transfer of your payment and as i told you before you have limited time for this transaction and when time comes i will write central bank governor to recall your money back he already told me that your not ready to receive your payment and am seen it in you now.what ever your doing with united bank of Africa without me your Westings your time take it or you leave it. |
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_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Genvieve
Master Baiter
Joined: 02 Nov 2012
Posts: 207
Location: Avalon
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Fri Feb 14, 2014 8:40 am |
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Anyone have any idea what this means?
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Present Issue Not Accepted!
All I get here on the slip you sent is still the same cripple issue off which is not suppose to be in this way
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Mistake are only made when someone is trying to clinger ideal off him or herself. |
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_________________ x 14 x 3 (Au Pair)
<-- My first one
you are laying to me,so stop contacting me any more because you have braked my heart in this critical condition. - Miss R0se
INSTEAD OF DELAYING OUR TIME, PLEASE FACE YOUR BUSINESS...I KNOW YOU AS FORGING, AM NOT CHILD, LEND END -- A KKSS happy customer
* Help Keep Eater Running - Click here to donate |
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redo
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 20 May 2013
Posts: 687
Location: Pushing lads' buttons
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Fri Feb 14, 2014 3:34 pm |
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^^^ I read it four times and I still can't even guess.
From my recovery lad, after my Evil Trust Fund Manager chopped him:
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You need to be very Careful and do not bother to send me any Money anymore |
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_________________ Porky, Petunia, & progeny:
x23
Mr. Cheater, Lagos to SH Accra
"to help us fish this people out any where they are this massage should not be forwarded to them or any body, Be very carefully what ever you are doing with these crocks" - Mark Smith
"Please proceed immediately and stop playing on yourself. Am i understood!!!??" - Barr. David
"Now i know you need to visit Rehab. Simple English you can't understand and you keep playing games, I regret having you here, please stop sending me emails." - Barr. David again
"I am sorry to say you lack gurts" - Bernard Hill
***Pimp Your Ride*** |
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B8er
Associate Boomdazzler
Joined: 16 Feb 2009
Posts: 13625
Location: In self-isolation practicing social distancing
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Posted:
Fri Feb 14, 2014 5:51 pm |
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Freudian slip?
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I’m looking for money to print out the form and fill the gaps as stated and also scam again, |
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_________________ "I DENOUNCE THE MUFFIN MEN" - Ma Kim
"YOU ARE WALKING DEAD MAN. YOUR WOODEN COFFIN IS READY TO SWALLOW YOU AND YOUR DIRTY GENERATION"
"all chaps are ass-less by design otherwise they just be leather pants" - jose_cuervo
x 5
x 335 🚽
x 4 x 1746 x 1904 - Fake cheques: $4,392,620.83
Team Woody - Ghana to Singapore - 11535km |
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redo
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 20 May 2013
Posts: 687
Location: Pushing lads' buttons
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Fri Feb 14, 2014 6:08 pm |
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My new inheritance lad:
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Without both of us seeing and assessing the situation through the same eyeball there cannot and will never be success or progress. |
Ewwwww! |
_________________ Porky, Petunia, & progeny:
x23
Mr. Cheater, Lagos to SH Accra
"to help us fish this people out any where they are this massage should not be forwarded to them or any body, Be very carefully what ever you are doing with these crocks" - Mark Smith
"Please proceed immediately and stop playing on yourself. Am i understood!!!??" - Barr. David
"Now i know you need to visit Rehab. Simple English you can't understand and you keep playing games, I regret having you here, please stop sending me emails." - Barr. David again
"I am sorry to say you lack gurts" - Bernard Hill
***Pimp Your Ride*** |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Sat Feb 15, 2014 4:57 am |
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I got the International Criminal Police Organization ( INTERPOL ) involve for investigation, and in their bid to launch a full scale investigation into the saga, they found out that the reason why you were swindled in the past and still not been able to receive your fund till date was because you were dealing with the wrong peoples, unscrupulous elements, and impostors that were impersonating Western Union. Prior to that I have order for the arrest all those who were involved. |
Alright! |
_________________
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Free Pastor Frank
An Eater's Sweetheart Safari |
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Rowan
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Feb 2013
Posts: 1348
Location: In the back room, being naughty
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Posted:
Sat Feb 15, 2014 5:03 am |
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Thanks for the update and informing me of your c*nt position. |
Western Union payment timelines . . . . lady parts . . . . what's the difference? |
_________________ x 134 known, lost count since then -- thanks to Dharma for this one.
x 188
A.Z. 2013-2015
"If You can't figure out the scanner find someone smart to do it ok?"
"KISS YOUR INHERITANCE GOOD BYT DUMP ASS"
"its [wo]men like you who truly ruin my days."
"Do you realize that you have pushed me to tears?"
"I pray you die of horrible disease in Jesus name for wasting my time. The is serious business." |
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