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419Eater is my life Joined: 27 Jan 2015 Posts: 331

From an opening script:

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FIRST, MY NAME IS DR. MRS. JOY EDET, PERSONAL ASSISTANT TO THE SECRETARY TO THE PRESIDENT SENATOR BUKOLA SARAKI. WELL WHILE I CAME TO THE OFFICE YESTERDAY MORNING MY BOSS AS I MENTIONED BEFORE DIRECTED ME TO BURN DOWN ALL THE FILES IN HIS CUPBOARD AND DUST THE ENTIRE OFFICE.

Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2017 9:32 am

^^^ Pahahah, that's hilarious. Laughing

A scammer wrote:

Dear BF, We will resent a new contract agreement to you since you are investing a 1000$.

Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2017 9:55 am

This Lad isn't really putting much effort into his script:

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have you receive your found,America president and Nigeria president have agree to pay you sum of $60,000 if you are aware of this get back to us with your BVN then if you don't have your BVN you would sum $50 down Nigeria before the money can be transfer into your account

Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2017 1:49 am

Some names don't come easily to mind with Lads, and here's an example from different Lads:

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the deceased man is from Germany but he make his money when he was in Serial Loan

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I AM GEORGE MENSAH FROM LEONIA SIERRA

Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2017 2:07 pm

This from the same opening script referenced by BitaTrouble:

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GOOD-DAY TO YOU. PLEASE I AM SORRY IF I DO BULGE INTO YOUR CONVENIENCE BUT THIS WAS AS A RESULT OF THE SITUATION I DISCOVERED YESTERDAY MORNING WHILE DISCHARGING MY OFFICIAL DUTIES WITH THE PRESIDENCY.

Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2017 4:16 am

Fake bank representative explains why he cannot go on a safari Laughing

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Hello

It look little complicated for me . I had be instructed to deliver the paperwork . It will be easy if after finishing what you are doing you can come to copenhagen . I just have a little baby ( 1 month old) and my wife wouldn't allow me to travel. As soon as you can make a trip to Copenhagen and we settle that business once for all .

Best Regards
Leyata kwassi

Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2017 5:26 am

^They can't all travel together?

From a suicide passport lad:

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Hello you are going to provide us with the following information.
First name. ..............
Surname. .................
Passport photo4 * 4.
Your signature. ..........
Finger prints. .............
Height. .................
Adresse.
Provide us with this information so that we can proceed.
Thanks and waiting

There are at least two essential data that he didn't ask for.

ETA:

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As for the signature, you are going to sign on a white peice of pepper and send .

Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2017 4:20 am

ASEM resulted in:

A scammer wrote:

MUMU LIKE YOU,SEND IT TO YOUR GRANDPA BUT I TELL YOU THIS GO STOP HACKING MEN SYSTEM IN D NAME OF SENDING FOOLISH MONEY IDIOT OLD FOOL LIKE YOU..STAND UP AND WORK NOT OTHERS EFFORT

419Eater is my life Joined: 27 Jan 2015 Posts: 331

I love this sentence:

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YOU SHOULD BE AWARE THAT YOU ARE DEALING WITH INTELLECTUALS AND THE MOST BIGGEST BANK IN THE WORLD.

Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2017 11:43 pm

From the first line of a lad format:

A scammer wrote:

Greeting to you,

I am Mrs Kevin C.William from Republic of Switzerland Citizen I am 63 years old, I married to Mr William Paul who worked with Switzerland Embassy in Republic of Ghana for twenty-two years before he died in the year 2011.

419Eater is my life Joined: 27 Jan 2015 Posts: 331

From an initial script – looks like the rules have been relaxed for that compensation fund:

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This notice is been directed to you because your email address was found in one of the scam Artists file and computer hard-disk while the investigation, maybe you have been scammed or you are yet to. Well you are therefore being compensated with sum of $1.5 million Dollars.

Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2017 11:57 pm

A scammer wrote:

I still haven't hear from you I binging to start double mind in this.

Another scammer wrote:

once you make the payment you advise to attacked the slip to me okay

Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2017 8:38 am

From Alfred Whyte, the "Head, (ATM/VISA Service Department ) United Bank for Africa Ghana Limited":

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This is to officially inform you that United Nations has mandated us to
release your pending funds of $250, 000,000 .00 USD ( Twenty-Five
Million United States Dollars )

A 90% service charge? Maybe they have a reason...

Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2017 9:52 pm

For some reason that I can't think of Cool

my employment lad who I've been baiting since March has now run out of bank accounts. Luckily, I've still got the job.

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Hello
Appointed Swedish Chef.

With regards to your swift respond and we urge to inform you that you
don't have to be confused and you ask too many question's.

Although you still have the job and position which you have applied
for but the little problem is the confidential, genuine and good bank
account for the transfer of the employment/job Fee related to your
traveling & working within here in the London, United Kingdom..

NB: Up-till now we haven't get or secure a legit, genuine good bank
account within our representatives within the West Africa as we agreed
before..

Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2017 10:13 am

A dying widow needs help, and is looking for a certain type of person...

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I came across your email and decided to mail you, I am here in search for a righteous, virtuous, good, honourable, honest, upright, upstanding, decent, worthy, noble-minded, uncorrupted, anti-corruption, moral, ethical, reputable, magnanimous, unselfish, generous, self-sacrificing, brave

Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2017 10:55 am

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Hello dear

I sincerely appreciate you. I'm Dr. (Mr) Noble seed. Newcastle, England. I work with the American Peace Force Team in Iraq, Libya and elsewhere in the world.

I will have to communicate with you in connection with a business agreement that will be useful to us, and will lead you to invest in Partnership in fields such as Agriculture, Petroleum and Natural Gas, Real Estate, Hospital,

I have a fund in US Dollar that I have successfully moved with the help of Red Cross Cargo, This is an Oil Business. I want to work with some of the Petroleum Dealers to work with the Fund to carry this Fund to the Country for Investment. , The agreement is well planned and regulated in the legal framework of each developed country.

Answer me, I'll give you full details.

Dr. (Mr) Noble seed.

Seems like a rather seedy individual

Posted: Sun Sep 03, 2017 7:30 pm

Passport lad wrote:

Which states are located in Maryland?

Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2017 12:18 am

From a millionaire orphan I've actually kicking away for a month.

(the entire email read as follows)

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you are vrey sitp man

Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2017 8:20 am

A lad wrote:

Have a robust Sunday with your entire household.

Um, all right...

419Eater is my life Joined: 27 Jan 2015 Posts: 331

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When we receive your details as demanded, the headquarters will contact you directly with the private online internet transfer system, a password will be given to you, this is a transfer you can do on your own in your closet, the instructions on how you will transfer will be concisely given to you, there is no cause for alarm here.

A wise man once said that “the road that leads to success doesn’t always seem like a road to follow”

Well, who knew the road to success led to my closet? Laughing

Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2017 5:51 am

^^^ Freudian slip, maybe? Oooh, and the private online internet transfer system sounds promising!

A lad wrote:

Furthermore,it is you who were the shoe knows where it pitches you.

Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2017 7:23 am

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Is God that directed you to me to help a window and cancer woamn who ia about to die

Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2017 8:05 am

Random lines from "Barrister Bernard Otti":

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COUPLED WITH THE PROBLEMS BY THE BRITISH FINANCIAL INTELLIGENCE AGENCIES WHO WILL START TO ASK A LOT OF QUESTIONS AND RAISING EYEBROW /PRYING INTO THE GENUINENESS OF THE FUND UNLIKE THE SPANISH FINANCIAL SERVICES AUTHORITY ARE VERY FLEXIBLE IN FINANCIAL DEALINGS

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THE WHOLE IDEA IS HINGED ON HOW IT WILL BE MUCH EASIER AND STRICT FREE FOR US TO ACTUALIZE THE US$19.430M WHICH IS THE KEY/PARAMOUNT.

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AM LOOKING FORWARD TO YOUR EARLIEST RESPONSE TOWARDS THIS NEW DIMENSION AS CANDIDLY ADVISED BY THE BANKERS WHO STOOD TALL TO ASSIST TREMENDOUSLY TOWARDS TRANSFERRING THE MONEY TO MADRID SPAIN.

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BE EXPEDIENT ABOUT THIS EFFICACIOUS ARRANGEMENT.

Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2017 11:02 am

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you have to make sure you make the deposit today, failing to do so you will never like my action, cause I have seen you are making fool of me

Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2017 4:52 pm

Interesting letterhead:

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FERAL RESERVE BANK OF CARLIFORNIA
33 LIBERTY STREET CARLIFORNIA, NY 10045. USA.

NOTIFICATION OF CREDIT FROM BANK FEDERAL RESERVE BOARD CARLIFORNIA USA.

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