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Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2014 11:36 pm

REV. DR.DOUGLAS WALTON of the FOREIGN DELIVERY DEPARTMENT FEDEX BENIN has an ATM card and some advice (emphasis added).

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I am write to Inform you About your package box ATM CARD be in our company waiting for you to delivery to your home Address ,If you really need your funds to be delivered to your Destination, Kindly go and do what I told you to do and stop doubting, it is good to be good, the Lord said that many are called but few are chanson,(Philippians. Chapter 4 Vs 19) do listing to me for any thing that I told you, because it must surely help you and come to happen, You should be wondering why am telling you all this, and i pray that ,By the name Jesus, you should get what ever you want, Because my Further told me that when I be man face what face me will make me be A man.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 21 Nov 2008 Posts: 619

This just struck me funny the quick turn 'she' takes in the middle of declaring her love for me.

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From day one, I knew there was something in you that no other guy had. You are the most AMAZING guy I have ever known. Thinking back to the strange way we met, how we grow so close in just a few short days, and how you were the first one to show me the meaning of true love, it makes me smile and fall all over for you again.

You melt me every time you tell me about the future that you want to spend with me and how we could show the world the real meaning of being in love with the right person.honey there is one thing i want to suggest i will like you to email the lawyer now and tell him the exact amount of money which you can afford to send at moment since you don't have that much money at hand all you have to do now is to email barrister Ben tell him the amount of money which you have at hand at moment may be he will try to assist us with that then after the transfer of the fund into your account you can pay the remaining balance am praying for you OK

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 21 Nov 2008 Posts: 619

This is the longest email subject line I ever got (the entire quote). He is fresh out of wasting a lot of time answering endless questions to hopefully obtain his Moneygrm number.

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LISTEM TELL THAT WOMAN THAT SHE IS TALKING BULLSHIT OK ORDER HER TO SCAN THE MONEY GRAM TRANSFER RECIPT AND GIVE TO YOU IN THAT RECIPT YOU WILL SEE THE 8 DIGIT NUMBERS THEN EMAIL ME THE 8 NUMBERS WITH SENDERS NAME OK VERY URGENT

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 12:55 pm

Bank Atlantic wrote:

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Now the ball is on your leg, you have to instruct your bank to post the money immediately to the normination bank account information above and let me have the transfer payments slip immediately.

No wonder why my leg has been itching lately. Embarassed

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

^^^ Why is his ball on your leg Big Al? Laughing

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 8:04 pm

Here's one from an Ivory Coast Banker.

As a matter of what???

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OUR RESPECT TO YOUR MAIL OF UNDERSTANDING OVER THE PASS DELAY, AS A MATTER OF FART,WE HERE BY INFORM YOU THAT ALL YOU SAID IN YOUR MAIL ARE WELL NOTED. HOWEVER, WE WOULD BE EXPECTING YOUR MAIL AS YOU SAID.WHICH I WOULD ALSO LET YOU KNOW THAT A COPY OF YOUR IDENTITY PASSPORT OR DRIVING LICENCE IS WELL NEEDED FROM YOU TO SEND US, WHICH OUR ATTORNEY WOULD USE TO PROCLAIM THE CHANGE OF OWNERSHIP TO YOUR NAME.WE HERE BY ADVICE YOU TO SEND IT ALONG WITH YOUR RESPOND MAIL,BECAUSE IS VERY NECESSARY FOR US TO HAVE YOUR CHANGE OF OWNERSHIP.

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 9:01 pm

^ I recall speaking with a Lad lawyer who told me that invoices aren't given in his country: "And that is a laygo fart".

That's what it sounded like!

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

slave ama says

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Hold me tight in your arms,cuddle me up,careless my body,kiss me very deep and give me a strong hugs

Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2014 1:09 am

Becky a Love Lad tells me what its all about:

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love swimming,dancing,visiting enemas

Insert any sort of Appropriate Emoticon here....

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

^^^That must be a shitty situation.

One of my newest lazy lads that wants me to ask questions and I refuse to says.

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Am single mother with no kid

Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2014 11:09 pm

^
Ok, she has a child but no baby goat - exploit the situation Smile

Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2014 11:21 pm

A many time Baited Love Lad says:

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i am not a haul nor a hawker okay
take you time and look for woman who is ready for your bullshits

Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2014 2:38 pm

My Snail Farmer Friend:

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I am 100% sure I am a human

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

In an email from my Gift

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I understand you saying chat or text is a laziness stuff lol, I wish i could find a way to get intouch with you always as well

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

And my Shaben has masters degree in ignorance and pasting.

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I have my Masters Degree in Organizational Behavior, Have my Diploma in Catering , I have my Masters Degree in Business management, I have masters in business administration.

Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2014 12:37 am

^And they Bumped into a Master Baiter! Sux to be a Lad some days....

Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2014 10:55 am

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please tell me also what your plans are for the Esther because i long to meet you right after the Esther holiday.

Guess I'm getting visited by the Esther Bunny this year. ( I hope she's a hot blond! )

Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2014 4:19 pm

^The Esther holiday was a month ago (two months for Karaites, as last year was a leap year).

Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2014 10:12 pm

When Knuckleheads have a bad day...

To my English speaking Victim who they are still hoping will send $10,000.00 and have sent me 7 bank accounts already.

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Herr Helmut Ziefle,
Ich habe Ihre Mail.
Wir können hier nicht weiterhelfen, wie ich informiert wurde, dass Ihr Partner, Herrn Churchill Gilbert hier in Großbritannien wurde Befragungen über die Zahlung auf das Amt des Finanzministers, und er wurde hier gerichtet, von dem ich sagte ihm, ich kann keine Fragen, die nicht von ihm zu unterhalten da er nicht der Begünstigte warum nicht in Kontakt mit ihm, zu wissen, wie man über diese Angelegenheit zu gehen, weil er mich fragen, von denen, wie viel ich ihm sagte, ich weiß es nicht, denn ich weiß nicht, ihn als den Empfänger.
Sie sollten versuchen, und beenden dieses Thema, wie ich Ihnen gesagt habe, was ich bis zum Ende der Arbeit am Freitag tun, es sei denn, der Vertrag ist hier durch den Rechtsanwalt Herrn Robin Shepherd gesendet.
Ich warte zu wissen.
Frau Mary Johnson.

Gonna be a fun reply......LOL Twisted Evil

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Mary,
I have no idea what you have written here. The fact of the matter is that I sent money and it has disappeared. I'm lucky I received my $10,000 back and that is because the account you gave me was no good or something. So please explain in Friggin' ENGLISH what the hell is going on?
Justin

Oh Mr. Wong Hu has been with me since 1/16...

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

My new acquisition claims

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I can not sleep, i can not tink, i can not pee, without thinking about my you. my love and the reason for my every breath

Maybe she has seen "The Mosquito Coast"?

**Spammer** Joined: 19 Apr 2014 Posts: 1

I wish I had a pet Smile

Delete spam link - JF

Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2014 8:44 pm

^^ Is that a Spam??

Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2014 8:59 pm

^^^The quality of spammers has really gone downhill.

I like to read a page of badly translated garbage with hidden links.

Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2014 9:24 pm

Here's some really cheap flights from West Africa to the USA and back:

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Dear
Today i went usa embassy here for visa and them agreed to give me visa and them said that i have to buy a two tickets, one go and one come, after that i will paid for visa fees and i went to the office that selling ticket, them told me that flight ticket to american is 109dollar and i will buy two tickets, that is 2018dollar and i have 700dollar, Inside the money i have, i will paid for the visa fees, which is 120dollar, darling is it any help that you can do for me? I get 300dollar from reverend father, that is all money i have which is 700dollar and i want to be there and transfer this money to your account.
Well wait to hear from you.
Mariam

Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2014 2:20 am

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Thank you for using Conca Logistic Inc, we got the confirmation of the payment but we still did not receive the payment from our bank could you confirm with your bank if there is a problem at their end, or can you request a swift advise from your bank so that we our bank can unable treas up the wire transfer this will unable us setup the pickup once its confirm.

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