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Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 4:36 pm

First part of the email address from my new Swiss-Nigerian banking official..

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escrowacuntofficer

Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2014 2:51 am

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You are horrible advice to fly down here to come and claim your funds to be sure that he get to the right parson

Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2014 10:48 pm

From my latest loan pet, think he means attorney Laughing

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so i will want you to go and send us just a copy now,
so that we can ask our company Antony to send you the agreement deed
okay

Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2014 10:46 am

I received a pretty original reply from one of my Barristers today. I told him that I don't use WU or MG because it's used by Illegal Aliens to send their money back to Mexico.

Subject: "STOP LYING MR MAN."

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ATTENTION MR (Clipped)

I REALLY DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOUR SAYING, IF YOUR NOT WILLING TO
DO AS I SAID BY SENDING THE MONEY THROUGH WESTERN UNION, THEN THAT
MEANS YOUR NOT SERIOUS TO HELP THE YOUNG GIRL, WHEN HAVE WESTERN UNION
BE COME ILLEGAL ALIENS TO MAKE TRANSFER TO ANTHER COUNTRY? YOU SOUND
NO SERIOUS MR MAN.

AND DO NOT EVER TO TRY WAST MY HUMBLE TIME WITH THIS EXCUSES, YOU KNOW
ABOUT WESTERN UNION AND MONEY-GRAM, SO HOW COME THEY BECAME ILLEGAL
ALIEN TO SEND MONEY TO ANOTHER COUNTRY? YOUR NOT SERIOUS.
BETTER TELL THE YOUNG GIRL THAT YOUR NOT GOING TO ASSIST HER AND STOP
THIS RUBBISH YOUR SAYING.

ANYWAY I DON'T USE ACCOUNT TO RECEIVE SMALL AMOUNT OF MONEY, IF YOU
NEED MY SERVICE THEN SEND THE DOCUMENTS FEE, BUT IF YOU DON'T DO NOT
REPLY THIS MAIL.
THANK YOU, AND HOPE YOU UNDERSTOOD ME?
BARR. DURU JONES.

Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2014 10:46 pm

It starts:

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Attn: Dear Beneficiary. Fund,

I'm Diplomat Donald Parker;

But it's signed:

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Best regard
Diplomat John Mike

Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2014 2:14 am

From a FMF Profile:

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I'm very lad white and down to earth

Baiting Guru Joined: 17 Sep 2006 Posts: 5905

According to Fred I am one unserious proxy!

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We wanted to let you know that you have wasted all our time and you sound like a unserious proxy.
Regards,
Fred

Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2014 3:05 am

From a scam email posted on SW:

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You are going to gather the client’s information by asking the client their first name and then spell it back to them fanatically, also gathering their last name and repeating it and spelling it back fanatically.

Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2014 11:40 pm

My Heart jumped when I scanned this because I saw "HitLad' but it wasn't to be:

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Listen and listen good,what another asurance do you need before you will send the required fee of $39 for us to obtaine needed certifica from inland-revun ON YOUR
BEHALF, i have asured you a time without number that this is genuine and lagitimeta.

Well if I can get that 'lagitimeta certifica' from him it will all be worth it. Damn I love Latin....

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 12 Mar 2014 Posts: 91

My character is having trouble with western union so the lad wants me to use "money germ"

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listing mr John Paul i went to the western union and then told me that you did not sent any money, and i want to tell you that if you are sure that you sent the money, is beter for you to go and pick the money and go to money germ office and resend it again, because if you not do so your funds will be cancel nest weeks.
so i am be waiting for your good response now
thank you

From now on I use money germ in place of moneygram to reinforce the mistake.

Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2014 5:23 pm

looks like the "Ambassador" has been baited before Twisted Evil

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The only way you can send this payment direct to me is if you can use RIA MONEY TRANSFER ,is there in SCOTLAND. but not WU OR MG because they always have problem sending money to Nigeria..

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

Helen, the one chasing Derrick, says

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okay babe me too am not into rushing and i promise you that i can fail our relattionship babe

Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2014 9:26 pm

From a Darling I dropped after getting the second bank account from:

E-mail subject:

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Please Let me die here S4tter

No problem........ Rolling Eyes

Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2014 7:24 pm

From a FMF profile

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I am Idoreyein from Nigeria but because I cant find Nigeria on this list I decided to insert Jamaica as my country since it also a Africa country.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 11 Jan 2014 Posts: 688

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I need a reliable woman to spend the rest of my life with.If you are here for the same purpose, i will appreciate if you contact me with my email address

I obviously sent him just his email address as a reply.

Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2014 5:38 am

From a lad in Ghana who's trying to get money for a refugee girl:

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so please madam i beg you with the name of ghana almighty and the sake of this little refugee girl

Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2014 2:12 pm

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SORRY IF YOU RECEIVED THIS MESSAGE IN JUNK BOX - IS DUE TO OUR SLOW NETWORK.

...and the message contains a lot of crap anyway Smile

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

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Hello.......how are you doing and I like your profile and I will like to no you more better and you can also add me on yahoo massager to talk more better

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

My new filipina J-Ho says

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im working but my work is baby maker.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

The ever present and annoying G Spot says

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OKay hun bat what i also went you to do is tell your banker to print out the silt i mean recent that shows that thy have transfer the money and also don't forget to scam it and send it here for me because that is what i well go and use to get the money at the bank

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

I'm not sure which thread to drop this in so I opted for this one

I am Derrick. May I know your name?

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hi iam Tina. What is you name?

Nice to meet you Tuna

Baiting Guru Joined: 17 Sep 2006 Posts: 5905

It is all cleared up now! The document stopping the release of billions of $$$$ from West Africa all this time is the............

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Since you have chose to ignore their messages and refuse to
pay the required $130 for Costume Clearance Certificate charges as
imposed, despite the advise we gave to you.

How could anyone ever seriously think the funds could be released without one???
Rolling Eyes

Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2014 3:52 am

^^^Admit it 4X, you've been auditioning for the Village People haven't you.

Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2014 12:21 pm

MIS-TER-AN-DER-SON wrote:

so that i ask inform the doctor to have patient with me

He's trying to get the money to pay the doctor the patient's medical bill.

Baiting Guru Joined: 17 Sep 2006 Posts: 5905

@B8er

Maybe I can join these guys now Wink

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPZvHshKoL0

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