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Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

This is one from the DDC. I met him this morning and up until now I have had fairly literate PMs.

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Am deaf n dump...since have lot my husband...my uncle was the only one that always be by my side....r you leave alone?

Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2014 9:39 pm

Ms. Maay has answered every question of mine with:

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I will Rose-pond soon.

Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2014 11:50 pm

NV

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Am deaf n dump...

Basically you can have a crap anywhere and not hear the complaints Smile

Posted: Wed Feb 19, 2014 1:27 am

Some repetative Misery from another Darling:

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dear,

i am not the one that gave you account please you can contact the bank
authority please i have contacted the bank director now he simple told me that
you are not trustwhorthy that you are only telling me liars that you think that
someone want to scam you that is why you make the statement.

The bank director was very angry to me he told me that i am the one that
provide you to contact the bank in the first place please i have one thing to
tell you if you can never be able to help me simple tell me or you can contact
the bank authority and told them that you are not interested again so that i
can change your information please i dont need any problem with anybody
please.

Please i dont believe what you are telling me why not contact the bank then
you are contacting me for the account why.

I loose my trust on you now please i hate telling liars

anita

I sent a Piggy request to the Banker and copied it to my Love.....

Not quite a Newb Joined: 16 Jan 2014 Posts: 44

sunshine wrote:

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when Dog want's to die and you are talking to the Dog and the Dog don't want to hear you, you will live the Dog to die.

I have no idea. None whatsoever.

sounds like a mercy killing

Baiting Guru Joined: 17 Sep 2006 Posts: 5905

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Please try and speedy everything up tomorrow morning so that we can fudge ahead.

Oh don't worry sir, rest assured, I plan on fudging everything up again tomorrow Smile

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 21 Nov 2008 Posts: 619

From a Russian love lad.

Quote:

Let's tell about me... My name is Ludmila. I'm 28 years old, single,
never married, haven't children. My growth 5'7. Also my weight of 124 foots. I live in Russia, in city Kaluga.

Posted: Fri Feb 21, 2014 4:07 pm

Might turn out to be a wash-wash scam ???

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Amount £750, 000.00 (Seven Hundred and Filthy Thousand Pounds Only).

Posted: Mon Feb 24, 2014 6:01 pm

From a product lad:

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We the Executive Members of the Contract Procurement Service (CPS) hereby wish to inform you that your Company,<snip> A U.S.A. based Company has been official selected on the sentimental country of origin.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 03 Nov 2009 Posts: 46

I was very angry at my loan lad calling me a Joker. This apology made me think he took it worse than expected. Smile

Quote:

I got your email and i want you to understand i am very worry about
the litter mistake, and i am very really sorry about that a Joker,i
hope you are not worry about that,

Not quite a Newb Joined: 05 Feb 2014 Posts: 61

Idiot: have you had your breakfast?

Me :not yet, I plan on having breakfast within the next few minutes

Me: did you have some breakfast?

Idiot: i took coffee honey

Idiot : i am not the food type

Very Happy

Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 1:59 am

From a FMF Profile:

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My Perfect First Date
HE'S A LIER OF ALL LIER WHICH I NEVWR WANT TO COME MY WAY NEVWR AGAIN.

Sooo I'm guessing a BJ is out of the question???

Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 9:38 am

Going through my spam folder, I found this subject line:

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GOOG DEY TO YOU

He also has a fund of $7.50USD for me to claim. Yay! I'm rich! Laughing

Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 9:36 pm

4X1X9 wrote:

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Please try and speedy everything up tomorrow morning so that we can fudge ahead.

Oh don't worry sir, rest assured, I plan on fudging everything up again tomorrow Smile

It's been nearly a week now, but every time I scroll down the page and read this again, I laugh.

Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2014 6:29 pm

At the moment I am playing with a recovery scammer who is posing as the US Ambassador to Nigeria. Things haven't been going too well with the payment I have to make (2 piggies and counting). My character is based in St. Kilda Scotland and lo and behold an email from Police Scotland arrived:

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The Scottish police writes to congratulate you that every problem has sorted out, after our investigation yesterday with our ONLINE internet Monitoring department so problem with you are sorted out, so you are now to carry on the transaction you are doing with AMBASSADOR JAMES F. ENTWISTLE is legal and approved so proceed and work with him.

ORDER TO CARRY ON WITH MR JAMES, IS LEGAL AND KEEP IT CONFIDENTIAL FOR YOUR SAFETY

THANKS

ACPOS Deputy Chief Constables

SCOTTISH POLICE

so I write back to Police Scotland asking for proof that all is above board. The reply:

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It is legal pure and sure.

and that's all Rolling Eyes

Posted: Fri Feb 28, 2014 2:13 am

"email isn't safe"

no sh!t, sherlock... not with lads using it... Laughing

Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2014 12:05 am

Government Inspected Money?

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Well i do not have must thing to say until you called me or email as usual;but the only subject of the matter will based on the huge sum of($3.600.000.00USDA)of which was the wealth of my late father deposited in a bank and was the only thing left of me at this moment;but i never need to open up more to you until,i can see of yours interest towards it,then shall i will let you knows of the full details.

Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2014 4:41 am

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please my love if you have not contact the bank please try your possible best to contact them,because my condition here now in the camp is very very bad one. please my love if the bank reply you please try and forward the bank reply to me let me see what the bank needs from us.

Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2014 7:40 am

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please i dont do email i believe in seeing our self in video cam talking to our self in video cam is what i believe

Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2014 6:54 pm

Romance lad send this as one of his opening photos

My now vegan vic expresses her disgust that he has killed an animal and is posing with it.

The lad's response

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It is not a dead animal. it was sleeping when i took the picture

Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2014 7:44 pm

^^

It felt safe enough to sleep because the hunter was guarding it from crocodiles.

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

@B8er: Ooh, a (armed) large animal whisperer! Laughing

Charlie Sheen won the Facebook lottery, three times! Check out "past winners" pictures on this fake site http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=245503 while it's still up.

Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2014 8:25 pm

^^

The animal couldn't resist the hunter's hypnotic magnetism - I am feeling very sleepy, I am feeling very sleepy ... Laughing

Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2014 8:55 pm

^The rifle is actually used to motivate the photographer.

From my "Mr Anderson":

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SO FIRST I WILL SAY THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR YOUR CALLS THAT YOU GAVE TO ME IN OTHER TO INFORM ME THAT YOU HAVE GOT MY EMAIL THAT I SENT TO YOU. ONCE AGAIN I THANK YOU FOR THAT.

Given how I've been slapping him mercilessly, I rather doubt that he's sincere in his thanks.

Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2014 10:07 am

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At 2014-02-20 19:18:47,"Ace Placements" <Dinsdale Piranha> wrote:

Mr Beers,

You don't need a question and answer, you just need your identification.

Dinsdale

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RAND_BEERS <[email protected]
Fuck off

feel free to write him.
Rand Beers
SECRETARY OF THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY

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