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Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2019 8:39 am

Subject heading of a letter from FinCEN:

Quote:

RE:Ant Terrorist Clearance Certificate

Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2019 12:53 am

I sent the letter to a friend who knows about baiting. She answered:

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Those Ant Terrorists are formicable foes.

Then I got another message from FinCEN:

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You should further note that we reserve the legal verterbrate to quash every incomplete monetary transactions as regards this nature as such victim shall be sued and prosecuted accordingly.

An ant is not a vertebrate!

Posted: Sat Sep 21, 2019 7:09 am

From the UNCC in the same bait:

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Could you please expartiate your meaning and the amount to be transferred to the said account in question?

Posted: Sun Sep 22, 2019 1:50 am

From an unhappy Holocaust scammer:

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We have nothing to lose if we cancel and confiscate your claims which your yenning abuse and accuse have nothing to remove from our procedure

Posted: Fri Sep 27, 2019 7:35 pm

The UNCC wrote another message with the subject "Very Ugent". I'm tempted to reply with another word for twenty, but Jean is somewhat incoherent after being hospitalized.

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Do let us know your answer as I promise your fedEx Inc package gets to your dwaignted address.

Posted: Fri Sep 27, 2019 11:58 pm

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House Address and Direct Reaching Phone Number

Must be the new fashion to have a dedicated line for when you throw up.

Baiting Guru Joined: 25 Jul 2017 Posts: 2107

I am baiting a vlad who really really wants to come to Canada to be with Yukon Cornelius, the gold prospector. I am not quite certain what she meant by this line

Then you tie my eyes with your strong male hands,

Not sure if this is some sort of blindfold or what!

Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2019 2:18 pm

A fairly typical intro letter from Mr Smith Morris included this line:

"My greatest supersaturation is this I sent you an email
but you did not reply."

Posted: Tue Oct 15, 2019 12:42 am

From GACH in the same bait:

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You have to contact your bank to issue you an evidence of of successful ofghw transfer,which you will show to your business partnera,but whereby you cannot act that way you are lying.

Posted: Wed Oct 16, 2019 2:06 pm

Cheng Chan wrote to my catcher:

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< br >< br >< br >Is this email private for discussion and personal to you?

A bad attempt at coding, perhaps? Spaces were added by me to avoid actually coding line breaks. Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

From a trunkbox lad

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the engineer want to duplicate the keys for security reason because the boxes Germany boxes is electrified, if he use other source like striking it, it will cause damage to the funds

The engineer has experience to get it done

Damn Germans and their electric boxes. grumble....grumble..... Costs an arm and a leg to get a specially trained engineer to open them.... Grumble....grumble......

Posted: Thu Oct 24, 2019 11:03 pm

^Oh yeah, those German engineers!

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what we are doing is genuine because the boxes is made in Germany with hard meters

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i charged both of them $1500 to duplicate the keys because the boxes is made in Germany with hard meters

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 05 Jan 2017 Posts: 790

Trunk box engineers ..no imagination Rolling Eyes

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Your plan to throw it from a moving vehicle will not work I assure you follow my instructions because after all you are making this childish

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Yastreb it sounds like we have the same lad. $1500 for an Engineer to open the German made box, right?

Posted: Fri Oct 25, 2019 11:29 pm

^The price is $1200 now - Cammy demanded a new Engineer.

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

I am still at $1,500. Shall we have a contest to see who can go the lowest?

Baiting Guru Joined: 25 Jul 2017 Posts: 2107

Mr.Thomas Allen is an Attorney and 53 years old and 4.3 inches tall, he is located at USA.

Just rec'd this tonight. I guess he got his law degree in Lilliput?

Posted: Mon Nov 11, 2019 6:41 pm

A lad called me out on my email being posted on Mugu Guestbook, and I told him that it was a great place to find clients. His response was hilarious:

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" I always get reply but they talking off point"

I think someone discovered scambaiters.

Posted: Mon Nov 11, 2019 6:42 pm

That's a wonderful response! Laughing

Posted: Tue Nov 26, 2019 3:51 pm

Quote:

On 11/26/2019 10:32 AM, MONEY GRAM MONEY TRANSTER wrote:
> Send it through western union

Posted: Tue Dec 31, 2019 8:50 pm

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You are fool of demonic life
Repeat and give your life to Jesus Christ

Repeat? He really asks Emma to abuse him more? Laughing

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2020 1:03 am

From my Holocaust Scammer:

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Please it is very necessary on the confidentiality to have a secrete on this my exposure to this information affair as I am doing it on influence.

Posted: Wed Jan 08, 2020 2:24 pm

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Atten Mrs Rosemary
Thanks for your reply and your question,Yes Mrs Rosemary i am ready to help you, please before we go on how do you want your fund to be release to you.
1) is it by ATM
2) By bank to bank transfer
3)by cash payment
4)or dick transfer Shocked

because all of them have there own charges tell me so that we can start,
Regards
PAUL

Never heard of this kind of transfer but I can imagine the charge...

Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2020 12:31 am

My Holocaust scammer has gone to new extremes in turgid stupidity:

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Denialism is more than just another manifestation of the humdrum intricacies of your claim deceptions and self-deceptions In practising social civility, you keep silent about this fee which you know clearly but which you should not and do not say are all in denial, is finding clever ways to express and conceal CRT feelings.
From the most sophisticated diplomatic language to the baldest lie, we need your reply on a collective accomplishment to this fees in avoiding our including you as furtive in routine on denialism which is combative and extraordinary to create an environment of hate and suspicion to spare yourself from the torture of recognising baser yearnings.Please view previous denialism website:
https://www.theguardian.com/news/2018/aug/03/denialism-what-drives-people-to-reject-the-truth
It is very vital we see your reply in the next 72 hours with the payment success as unprecedented horrific crimes against humanity as a private self-deception which become harmful Denial if you say no to this fees as a hides from the truth, denialism builds a new and better truth.

The included link is to an article about the denialist mentality, not to a "denialist website."

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2020 8:45 am

Maybe not goofy but made me smile anyway.... one happy customer

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Fuck you fuck your mother fucking account you talking about do you think i am someone you will play with my head right i will get you down very soon watch your back !!!!
I am coming for you and i will get you down i have all your details

My character replied

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Okay if you say so. If you come and enter the building, please be quiet when you pass the second door on your left, because there lives an old lady. If she hears you, she thinks you are her late husband and you will be on her couch drinking tea all day.

Funny thing is, I never sent him an address Laughing

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