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Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2014 3:39 pm

The original thread was removed because of the need to deal with theScamwarners connection but several of you had already talked about taking up the challenge of baiting the idiot lad who signed up multiple times at Scamwarners and sent out PM scam solicitations.

If you are baiting you can post about it in this thread. Just be careful to mask (or simply leave out) any Googleable info, such as your character's name.

I just got a reply to my "I'm interested" mail, and it's a bog-standard refugee camp / looking for love format filled with emoticons. This lad could be fun. Very Happy

If you haven't already gotten on the bandwagon, you can respond to the idiot at @ hotmail.com. (Obviously remove spaces.) The first message should be short and simple. Once you get the initial format, run with it as you please.

Let's give "her" some Eater Hell. Very Happy

Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2014 3:52 pm

You can find her first response here http://www.scamwarners.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=207240#p207240

Along with a few other email addresses in that thread that you might like to ASEM. Twisted Evil

Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2014 3:55 pm

As previously stated I sent off my first Tickle on saturday. I'm not sure if I received any reply yet but I'd be surprised if I didn't.

Thanks for the update Juan!

Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2014 4:07 pm

B8er wrote:

You can find her first response here http://www.scamwarners.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=207240#p207240

Hey, my new girlfriend is hustling all the guys the same way! Mad

She found the right guy with me:

Quote:

Dear Jessica,

Is it okay if I call you by your first name? I don't want to seem too forward or anything you know?

Wow, that's a terrible story! I never met no one who has been through anything like the horribilizations you've had. I mean, war, assnations, loosing your parents, that's some heavy shit. Are you able to do you're nursing work there? I mean, it'd be a real shame if you couldn't do all the stuff you went to school for and all.

I hope you don't think I'm being too forward or anything but you sure are a pretty gal. A little chunky in the hips maybe but that's okay, all the more to love. Wink

I'm a little older than you, is that a problem? I mean, I'm 45, or I will be on my next birthday. I'm real lonely cuz I've only had 3 girlfriends and they all broke up with me so I never got married. But I have a pretty good life, I got a good job as a line worker at the , I specialize in mounting tubular legs to dining room tables. It's a good feeling knowing I'm doing so much good for the world.

I hope you will right me back.

XO,
Jimmy

Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2014 5:50 pm

I've got the first basic script.

I just sent back a one liner about her life.

Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2014 6:10 pm

OH i love these lads, time to play Twisted Evil

Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2014 6:23 pm

I'm in.

Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2014 8:10 pm

That name rings a bell with me already. Hmm...

Well I guess he didn't learn his lesson! Time for some piggies...

Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2014 8:40 pm

First script draws my standard #2 reply only slightly modified:

Quote:

Dear Jessica,
I am very surprised that you are in a situation like this. I'm very sorry to read that your family is all gone. I pray they will all be sheltered by God in Heaven until you go to be with them. I love to be outside enjoying nature. Please let me know if there is any way I can help you.
Love,

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2014 10:50 am

Second reply is in and if anyone is looking for a nice new Senegaliese telephone number to call in the early hours of the morning, you'll find it at SW.

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2014 11:43 am

^^ I say after we're done with this clown. Give his PH numbers to Big-X for his lad phone chain. Laughing

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2014 1:31 pm

Why wait?

I'm sure my reply to format #2 will fly over him and #3 will follow as if nothing happened. This lad strikes me as a classically dumb, by-the-book script bomber.

Quote:

Dear Jessica,

Well damn, sweetheart, we got us what they call an insummountable problem. Obviusly your Christian but I'm a Zorro's Asstrian so our belief systims are at odds with each other, and mine is just plain odd. I couldn't never marry a Chrisitan or I'd be kicked out of my Church, if you can call it that. Even a hot number like you wouldn't be worth that kind of grief. I'm real sorry, Jessica, I thought we had somethig going but it looks kind of like a Romeo & Juliet sort of thing only it's Jimmy & Jessica but you get my drift, it cant'work out and I dont want to die at the end like Romeo.

With all that money why dont you just haul that pretty ass (even if it is a bit chunky) out of that shithole and move to someplace glamerous like Monaco or Dubai or Baghdad? Why stay in Somalia with all that moola at your fingertips? Hell, I'd be out in a heartbeat if I was you! Hey, did you know they used to call San Francisco "Baghdad by the Bay?" It's true. It has to be true cuz I read it on the internets.

What a shame it has to end. We could have made beautiful music together if our religions didn't push us apart. O, woe! O, misery! O, shit!

All my love,
Jimmy

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2014 1:49 pm

B8er wrote:

Second reply is in and if anyone is looking for a nice new Senegaliese telephone number to call in the early hours of the morning, you'll find it at SW.

Senegal is stupidly expensive to call, but for a special scumbag like this I think I can make a special exception to my usual rules. Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2014 1:58 pm

Why call yourself when you can give a few hundred lads a reason to call.

I'll trawl my database when I get home and find some lads who might like to call a maga who is lost and confused with a sizeable fund with them. All the lads have to do is phone to arrange the meeting.

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2014 2:05 pm

^^
Because I'm a loving and caring fuzzball* who thinks that special someone deserves some very special attention. And because I'm up early every morning, weekends included.

*I have no idea, ask Faerie. All I'm concerned about is that everyone realizes it's a very eeeevil looking fuzzball. Whatever that is.

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2014 2:51 pm

A few hundred lads have been suitably ASEM'd with an incentive to call the number and keep trying until it is answered.

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2014 3:00 pm

I'm ok with starting the phone assault early.

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2014 3:05 pm

She's cheating on all of you with me-same script received today.

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2014 4:12 pm

Response from one of my characters to the 2nd script.

Quote:

'ello me sweet, how's the old Arfur Daley?

I don't hold with no religious folks wot with me being Afist and all that, so I won't be calling the God botherer in case he spouts brimstone and treacle at me, innit.

So, hows can I get me 'ands on all this lovely lolly?

Alfie

ps any chance of some nakkid pics?

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

Quote:

ps any chance of some nakkid pics?

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2205

JG is going to help out:

Quote:

OMG girl it sounds like u are in a reall mess right now I am living here in the usa and dont now how i can really help gurl let me know if there is something or someone I can do girl

JG

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2014 8:22 pm

Script #2 gets my reply #3 slightly modified:

Quote:

Dear Jessica,
I tried to call you tonight but the number would not go through. Please call me at home if you can. My number is (K-7). I am willing to help you and I promise that I will not tell anyone about the money ok. Please tell me how I can help you.
Love,
Jerome

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2014 11:55 pm

Andy can't resist a damsel in distress.

Quote:

Dearest Jessica,

I'm sorry that you don't have anyone in your family. I don't understand though. If you have all of that money, why do you need my help? Of course I will help you. I don't like to see anyone suffer and I think you've suffered long enough and need a break. If you don't mind though, I'd rather not talk with your reverend friend. I've had a bad experience in my past with a pastor. My ex wife left me for ours. It's not something I like to revisit and I have problems trusting men of faith because of it. Anyway just tell me what I need to do to get you out of there. I don't know if we can have a relationship since we just met but we can certainly be friends!

All the best,
Andy