Femmy the safari boi (NSFW)

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Master Baiter Joined: 26 Jan 2014 Posts: 144

This dirty slimey grotesque piece of absolute degradation !! Let G-d bless/increase HIS wallet!! What a low life!! No, here is how I think, The photographer wants nude/lewd / rude photos of Femmy!! When is he going to send them over ? Surely G-d does not expect YOU to whore yourself out!! Now another thing , he says he has a box of things he wants to send you ,something about diamonds ?? Why doesn't he just sell that stuff , problem solved. This one is just a hardcore scamming lad!! A firm slap and a backhand for good measure!! Perhaps you could pimp out your neighbors small children to the local kiddie porn group? that is just so nasty !! Femmy's any thing for a buck!!

Posted: Tue May 06, 2014 3:10 am

^^^Even I won't sink that low. There are probably rules and laws governing all that.

Posted: Tue May 06, 2014 10:32 am

Bware, you're a natural! Femi, on the other hand, is a POS. He never responded with employment application.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

The lazy POS has not sent back the passport forms either.

Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 6:21 pm

Here is where we left off:

bware419ers wrote:

He'll pay me $150 for an hour if I get totally naked. He will give me $2000 if I spend the night and let him do anything he wants. Sweetie I don't know what to do.

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Wao!,,, OMG!,, God help me. Darling, since you're doing this because
of me let us keep this within ourselves, let him give you $2000. I
promise i won't disappoint you okay. You keep $1000 for yourself send
$1000 to me via western union, i am really sorry okay, love you.

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Even if it means losing my virginity? I was saving that for the man I married.

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No..,No..,No dont lost your virginity, let him pay $150. Add it to
$250 you have and send it to me its okay by you. I am sorry okay.

Are you sure?

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I dont know you a vagin, i am sorry okay, let him take the pics and
pay $150 i hope he won't have sex with you for that one hour.

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Yes i am sure. Let him pay $150 add it to $250 you have send it to me
i want to start process my visa. Hope he won't have sex with you for
one hour.

OMG! What if that is what he wants?

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Do you have other means of getting money?

I could pawn my grandmother's necklace.

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Like how much, let me know how much it would worth.

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Helo Darling, goodmorning how was your night, i am still having
headache, have pawn the necklace.

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Darling, where are you please talk to me, i am waiting for you, i want
to know how much you could afford before i call those who wanted to
buy my belongings.

It is a difficult decision to pawn the necklace. It has been in our family for many years.

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I feel so bad since i didn't hear from i am happy now i hear from. I
heard okay, thank so much for your love and kind gesture. How much do
you at hand, send to me via Western Union i would sell my belongings
and join it with what soever you send to start the process this week.
Once again thank so much. MISS YOU.

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Darling i could see that you love me so much, i promise i would never
disappoint you thank so much i am appreciate. Let me know how much you
have, send it to me via western Union so that i could collect it here
as soon as you give me Money Transfer Control Number {MTCN}, Question
and Answer. I must start the processing this week, Please talk to me.

I'm going to the pawn shop today but I have a lot of misgivings about it.

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Darling, you don't need to have misgivings about it, remember we had
agreed been married ourselves, what so whatever you did because of me
be rest assured that i am going to give or pay you back when i get to
states, i would work to support you and take good care of you. So pawn
the nicklace send money to me to start processing my visa to come and
join in states, its money that is delaying the whole processing now,
please do something, i love you i dont want to miss you.

Have you ever sold something that's been in your family for hundreds of years?

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Yes, that was when my daddy had stroke and there is no money to pay
for his drugs and hospital bill and we dont have opinions than to sold
it. We sold it to white men call Mr Collins. I am seriously waiting
for please.

Oh no! What was it you sold? I can pawn my grandma's necklace and get $3250 for it. I will have 30 days to pay it back or lose it. Can you pay me back before then?

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How much are you giving me.

You didn't say when you would pay me back.

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How much do you want to give me, talk to me.

You didn't say when you would pay me back.

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Before 30days, let me know the real date they ask you to pay back
beside how much are sending to me.

Thirty days from today would be June 4. I would send you another $500. I called my bank and they said your bank should have the funds now.

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Please let it be $1000, my bank have not get the fund because i was in
my bank throughout today i am still going there tomorrow base on what
i hear from you. Can you do me a favour tell your bank to communicate
with my bank head office through this email [email protected]

Note:- please send it through WESTERN UNION.

Not until you tell me if you can pay me back. I don't want to lose this heirloom.

He sends the same two emails above again.

Why are you sending my email back to me and not answering my question?

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I said i would pay back with 3Oday counting from the day i receive the
money from you okay.

I don't know if that would be soon enough. When would you arrive here?

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Its depends on when i put in my application for my visa here. If you
send the money today i would put in my application tomorrow.

Where is the bank statement for me?

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I haven't collect it simply because of there is heavy downpour here
all their systems was down.

Computers don't work when it rains? You said you spent all day at the bank.

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Yes i spent today throughout because of heavy downpour, their cyber is
down a lot of customer are disappointed. When are you sending the
money, the earlier the better, let us forget the stories because i
have to pay the money back within 30days.

Maybe I should call the other guy. I could let him fingerbang me.

There you go GL!

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Okay.

So I send him a fake receipt that was very small and blurry. Instead of attaching it, I embedded it in the email.

I have attached the scan for you.

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There is no attachment in the message you sent.

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No attachment is found, re-attach it and send it back or write out the
imformation below with pen type it as a message and send it. Thank so
much.

Senders Name:- ----------------------
MTCN:- --------------------------------
Amount:- -----------------------------
Question:- ----------------------------
Answer:- ------------------------------

IT WAS TOO! I HAD A VERY BAD DAY AFTER ALL THE THINGS I HAD TO DO TO SEND YOU MONEY AND YOU DO NOTHING FOR ME. NOTHING! YOU DON'T LOVE ME AT ALL.

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Darling, i have seen it, that doesn't stop you to write out with pen
and type the MTCN, Sender Name, Amount, Question and Answer thank so
much i am very very grateful, infact you're a million! million!! In my
heart, you're such a wonderful and supportive a woman who want my
progress. This 4:39am here i would go and cash it when i wake up and i
would update you.

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Do you call the man to fingerbang you? Relax i would ship some items
to you as i early promised you, i do always appreciate you be patient,
let me cash the money and put in for my visa application okay relax.
Can you imagine i couldn't sleep all because of you.

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OMG! Why do you want to sent me into prison, what i done wrong that
you wanted to jail me. Why do you sent me fake western union receipt,
my bank wanted arrested me if not because of bank manager that quickly
intervened i would be been taking to prison, due to that i couldn't
able to ask for statement of my account i wanted to send to you, the
western union you sent is not clear to read. senders name, Receiver
name, MTCN, Amount, Question & Answer isn't showing not readable, the
printed copy is here with me nothing showing. Why me despite all the
love i have for you infact you really surprises me. If you believe
that isn't fake, write Senders Name, Receivers Name, Amount, MTCN,
Question & Answer, write everything out from the receipt type and send
it to me.

It would have been impossible to print the form. Lazy Ass!

Sweetie it's NOT fake. What's wrong? Should I go back to Wal-Mart?

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Go back western union tell them that what they scan isn't clear, we
can't read anything there, we printed it and isn't clear to read. Tell
them to write senders name, receivers name, MTCN, Amount you send,
Question & Answer. Let write it on a sheet of paper for you, you type
it like a message and send to me.

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Follow the instructions below, let them write it on a sheet of paper
for you, you type like message and send it to me.

(1) Senders Name:-------------------
(2) Receiver Name:- -----------------
(3) Amount:- -------------------------
(4) MTCN:- ----------------------------
(5) Question:- ------------------------
(6) Answer:- --------------------------

NOTE:- write the information about out from the receipt, type it and
send it back to me simply.

I have been crying all night. I had to do things I wasn't ready to do.

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Darling am sorry for what you did okay. How much do you send through
western union, are you not sending the information i ask you to send.
I am taking it to bank tomorrow if i refuse to take it to bank i would
be arrest at home that is condition given to me by my bank manager
before i was release.

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Darling, how much do you send, send me the information i ask you to
send before police arrest me tomorrow.

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Darling, my bank manager and my account officers has been calling me
against tomorrow to come with evidence and those information below.
(1) senders name
(2) MTCN
(3) Receivers Name
(4) Amount you send
(5)Question and Answer

Please is earlier the better, type very thing the way i typed this
message and send it to me, i am waiting.

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Darling, why do you refused to give me western union information i ask
you to give me, do you want to be arrest and prosecute. Please i am
waiting for you.

Then the K7 phone calls began...

Do you have the statement of your account? I think you won't show it to me because it shows you have received my money!

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You would have the statement my account as soon as bank release it, is
that the reason you sent me fake western union receipt.

I did no such thing! You are just evil to me!

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You called me evil, God would judge if i lie to you, God would also
judge if i receive $1000 from you or waefcu bank. You sent fake
western union receipt to me is very unfair.

How the hell am I going to get a fake receipt? You treat me terribly. I have sent you tons of money now and you know it! However, you keep failing to show your receipt and make up lies.

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I just came out of bank since I've been interrogated about the western
union fake receipt since you didn't give me Senders Name, Receivers
Name, MTCN, Amount you sent, Question & Answer, even i was questions
about the $1000 you sent and we couldn't know the whereabout,
Statement of my account was blank because i didn't make any
transaction since i had open it, is a foreign account {domiciliary}
nothing to be print out as statement of account.

I GAVE ALL OF THAT TO YOU AND LOST SOMETHING VERY IMPORTATN TO ME BUT YOU DONT EVEN CARE. THAT'S WHY I CALLED YOU EVIL!

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I appreciate you, i loved you, i promised you that i would never
betray or disappoint you. I always thinking you but you called me
evil, i would never call you names because i loved you. Ask your bank
to recall your money from Citibank its very very possible to recall.
WHY YOU REFUSED TO SEND ME WESTERN UNION INFORMATION I ASKED YOU TO
SEND eg SENDERS NAME, RECEIVERS NAME, MTCN, AMOUNT, QUESTION &
ANSWER. WHY DO YOU REFUSED TO SEND IF YOU BELIEVE ISN'T FAKE BECAUSE
THE RECEIPT IS WITH YOU.

It isn't. I uploaded it. I cried so hard after I sent the money and what happened it was ruined.

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You claimed you send money to me nothing was found, secondly you
claimed you send money to me through western union fake receipt was
sent, i asked to send me senders name, receivers name, MTCN, Amount
you sent, Question & Answer you refused to send it, WHY DO YOU REFUSE?
How do you want me to believe you or have trust in you. If you know
that you love me and you didn't lie or send fake receipt send what i
ask you to send simply.

You don't know my name or yours? Are you an idiot? Why would you even ask me that? You know the amount and there was no question or answer. Don't take this tone with me.

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Is not ruined you would have your money back that is what my back told
me Why can you contact Citibank New You. Why do you send fake receipt
to me, if its true that isn't fake send what i asked to send that is
only prove is a simply case.

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You dont need to call me idiot, i love and i respect you so much, is a
matter we need to solve amicably, you never tell me amount you sent,
we dont need to be quarreling tell me the amount you send and MTCN
simply.

Going to work now.

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Okay, give me MTCN and also tell me the amount, i love you.

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Please tell me the amount and also give me MTCN before you to work.

I already picked it back up. My bank called and said the bank transfer was returned from Citibank because the forwarding information was incorrect.

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Glory be to God smile..., Can you imagine patients does it, my bank
told me that the money would be refund back to you maybe there is a
mistake some, that i should come to collect new Citibank account in
new york. Ask your bank to help you send it with western union with
information below or i should give you new Citibank account details.

RECEIVER DETAILS FOR WN
{1} Full Name:- Femmy
{2} City:- Lagos
{3} Country:- Nigeria

Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 6:47 pm

This one needs more pain. Shows how low these scums really are. Wanting you to do sexual acts and sell an heirloom. Evil or Very Mad

Master Baiter Joined: 26 Jan 2014 Posts: 144

Too bad he did not get arrested, that would have served him just right!! This is a despicable , low down laddie! no low too low for this one!!

Posted: Fri May 09, 2014 9:57 am

And lazy as hell-doesn't even fill out job applications.

Posted: Fri May 09, 2014 6:30 pm

I just read through this whole thread...kudos!! Hubby came downstairs because he heard me laughing. clapping

Posted: Fri May 09, 2014 9:02 pm

If you have other Citibank info, why didnt you give me that so it would have gone through the first time. You create many problems and losses for me. I have lost something that was mine to give and now you can't have it. That was mine and I did it for YOU!

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Darling, i really sorry for whatever i may caused for you i beg your
pardon, i promise what so ever i'll marry you okay. Bank said they
will give me new Citibank account may i send it to you.

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Please may i Send it to you, i really feel so bad for what happened to
you, i am sorry i beg your pardon.

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Darling, i am in embassy waiting for you to send the money through
western union so that i would pick up the money immediately MTCN and
Amount is given to me i would apply for my visa immediately i receive
the money. Send it through Western union please.

I trust Citibank more.

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Find attach is Citibank swift code account given to me from my bank is
still the same with account i gave to you, is your bank that made a
mistakes while transferring that money. I'll send you the completed
one in the next message you can transfer the money to me via Citibank
new your or Citibank London.

It's the same account...

I am not sending it to the same account.

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Darling, send it through CITIBANK LONDON or CITIBANK LONDON, UNITED
KINGDOM number { 2 } and { 3 } on the list, you can also send it
through western union. I am still in the embassy waiting for you. miss
you so much.

The embassy has a bank and Western Union in it?

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No, they dont have bank. because they dont deal with cash, but if you
send western union to me i'll cash the money here in the nearest bank
and make the payment in the nearest bank and start the process
immediately.

Send the western union through this information

RECEIVER INFORMATION {femi}
Full Name:- Femi
City:- Lagos
Country:- Nigeria

NOTE:- send me the payment receipt or MTCN and Amount immediately.

So...let's flip the script...

Sweetie, I had an idea. I just heard about those poor kidnapped girls in your country and I think I want to help and see you. I checked it out and I need this from you:

Letter of invitation from host accepting full immigration responsibility
Data page of host Passport

Can you send those to me right away and I will begin the process of getting over there!

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Yes terrorists are kidnapping here, but i dont have any idea of letter
of invitation from host accepting immigration responsibilities, i dont
understand.

You're at the embassy. Ask them.

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Yes i am in the embassy, let me ask.

Didn't I say that?

Ok.

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I have ask them they said the program and processing is for United
Nation {UN} & European Nation {EN} peace keeping, i mean for UN & EN
security agency. Who are coming to help to fish out those who are
kidnapped by terrorists.

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Are you sending it through Citibank London, united kingdom or western
union. Can i still waiting.

I am coming to you but I am waiting on you to provide the letter and assurance.

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You don't need any letter before you come to Nigeria since you have my
home address, full name and my phone number. Just tell me that you're
coming simply let me have the copy of your ticket show your traveling
schedule.

It says I need a letter from you. Like the one I sent to you for your visa.

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I couldn't read the one you sent to me because we couldn't open or
view it. I lives in church compound if you insists you on invitation
letter have to wait till next week wednesday before you could get it,
i have to look for money to get it done. Give me the format of your,
type it out here and send it to me okay.

You need money to write a letter?

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Yes i need money to get it done, i would write and take it to cyber
cafe for typing with unique colored paper, is money. I thank God
you're coming here, everything here is money. I am going to lodge you
in an hotel because of steady electricity supply it would cause
nothing almost $2,500 per week. Hotel starting from $150, $200 above
per night.

9JA Math? 7 days X $200 per day = $2500.

You don't print it there. I print it here. I want to stay with you, not at a hotel.

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Staying with me isn't the problem, but nigerian doesn't have steady
electricity supply that is why i am thinking of an hotel so that we
can stay together there and have 24hours of electricity.

I'll write the letter later today i'll send it to you to print out
overthere, how many days would it take you to get your visa. I'm
leaving embassy now i am going home.

How many months are you spending with me. How many days will it take

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you to get you visa overthere.

I don't know yet. What city are you located?

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Lagos States, Nigeria. What and what do you want me to include in the
invitation letter, send me your home address i want to include it.

You have it.

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I have been writting it, yes i wrote it somewhere i couldn't get it
now, send it, i said what and what do you want me to include in the
invitation.

Fake Addy St #34, Chicago, IL 60651
Whatever you think your government would want to hear.

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They would ask you if the person you're coming to meet in Nigeria is
capable to provide for your needs, my picture full photograph, my home
address, phone number, how long have we no each other, how many days
or months are you staying In Nigeria, purpose of coming to nigeria.

Then put that in your letter.

I also need this:

> Data page of host Passport

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4, ogunXXX street,
Owode-Elede b/stop.
XXXXXX, mile 12,
Lagos State, Nigeria.
9th /5 / 2014.

TO
Nigeria Embassy In
United States Of America.

Sir/Ma

INVITATION LETTER

I Femmy AXXX living in address mention above, i hereby invite Miss
$ierra Nevad@ to Nigeria as my guess and my fiance who are coming from
US to visit me in Nigeria, she lives in XXXXXXt #34, Chicago,
IL, 60651 in United States Of America.

I am giving you all assurance that i am capable of taking care of her
for number of days or months is she is willing to stay in Nigeria, i
am responsible for her responsibilities eg, security, feeding and
others necessary things.
Please kindly grant her a visa to entering Nigeria.

Job, i am self employed into Electrical Electronics installations,
computer installations and web designer, interior and exterior
decoration of electrical appliances.

Finance, i'd bank account with United Bank For Africa.
Account Number:- XXXXXX2379

For further information or enquiry, please contact the address and
phone number provided above.

Regard.
Femmy.

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Correct and arrange the letter very well include anything you want to
suit you. Remember i dont have money in my bank account, you need to
send money to credit my account because embassy will call my bank to
investigate if i have money to take care of you for one to three
months.

Posted: Sat May 10, 2014 8:34 am

So, is your baiter name the beer or mountain range? Evil Lol

What is this about financial responsibility? Is that true or is that another way to scam money?

If he wants to stay in a hotel, I can recommend a really nice one, but I don't know how far away it is or if there is one near your lad. Sometimes lads get lost when they're trying to find it and end up on a military base, so he might be late meeting you, if he arrives at all. The owner is one of the best people I know. The fact so many lads get lost is the fault of the lads, the owner is not responsible at all! Very Happy

Posted: Thu May 15, 2014 8:35 pm

Reader, I will apologize in advance for the many repetitions of Femmy's letter.

You need to write the letter!

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I've send can you see it, rearrange it and print it out.

In regards to him having no money in his account:

What happened to the $135?

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Darling, Is like you dont understand, its domiciliary account operate
with foreign currency, $135 is the minimum balance i must have in the
account i can't withdraw it.

Right. But it means you have money in it. However, a UBA account only requires $10.

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$10 as how, explain.

http://www.ubagroup.com/countries/ng/personalbanking/domaccounts/fsd

That's your bank.

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Yes you got it, that is my bank.

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Do you received the letter i wrote, before you present the letter in
Nigeria embassy in America, my back account have to be credit with
money at least $1000 to grantee that i can take care of you.

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You refused to talk to me.

About what?

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Darling, i mean about the invitation letter, your coming to Nigeria
and the money.

It is Mother's Weekend! I will gather it later today.

I am also presenting the letter just as you wrote it.

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Okay darling, what about the money you're sending, besides i think we
would be going back to states while leaving Nigeria.

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Yes. Arrange it very well and print it out, do you have anything to
add with the letter, if you have add it and let me see a copy.
Remember no money in the account but you have to pay money to it on
monday through Citibank London or United kingdom, because embassy
would call my bank to know if i have enough money to takecare of you
when you get down to Nigerian, so that embassy wouldn't deny you of
visa or lead to your disqualification.

I am bringing the money with me.

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Okay, let me rewrite the letter and send it back to you. I want to
remove finance aspect of the letter, i dont want anything that could
disqualify you.

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I Femmy living in address mention above, i hereby invite
Miss Sierra to Nigeria as my guess and my finance who are coming
from United States America to Nigeria for visitation.

Sierra lives in XXX #34, Chicago, IL, 60651 in
United States Of America.

I am giving you all assurance that i am capable of taking care of her
for number of days or months she is willing to stay in Nigeria, i
am responsible for her responsibilities eg, accommodation, security,
feeding and others necessary things.

Please kindly grant her a visa to entering Nigeria.

JOB, i am self employed into Electrical Electronics installations,
computer installations and web designer, interior and exterior
decoration of electrical appliances.

For further information or enquiry, please contact me via address and
phone number provided above, i am willing to respond to your call or
answer to any of your question.

I promise to obey all the diplomatic rules and regulations or any
instructions your reputable office may willing to give.

Regard.
Femmy

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I Femmy living in address mention above, i hereby invited
Miss Sierra to Nigeria as my guess and a finance who are coming
from United States America to Nigeria for visitation.

Sierra lives in XXX #34, Chicago, IL, 60651 in
United States Of America, she is law abide citizens of United States,
she is loyal, humbled, honest and trustworthy.

Please kindly grant her a visa to Nigeria, i would be happy if you
and your reputable office could allow her gain visa to entering
Nigeria and to make her dream of further marriage come to real.

I am giving you all the assurance that i am capable of taking care of
her for number of days or months she is willing to stay in Nigeria, i
am responsible for her responsibilities eg, accommodation, security,
feeding, and others necessary things.

JOB, i am self employed into Electrical Electronics installations,
computer installations and web designer, interior and exterior
decoration of electrical appliances.

For further information or enquiry, please contact me via address and
phone number provided above, i am willing to co-operation and respond
to your call, i am also ready to answer any of your question.

I promise to obey all the diplomatic rules and regulations or any
instructions your reputable office may willing to offer.

Thank so much for your maximum co-operation

Regard.
Femmy

I'm wondering if I can get a baiter to pose as the Nigerian Embassy...hmmmmm.

I wanted to print the letter but you said they could call you and there is no number.

Third letter sent with phone number attached.

Fourth letter sent that was the same as the third

Thank you so much sweetie. Now I have to find a hotel and plane tickets.

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When are you doing that, i mean when are you getting hotel and plane ticket.

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Darling, this an opportunity for you its only come once in while i
hope you won't miss it. When are you coming, when are you getting your
hotel and plane ticket. Send me your full photographs, what is the
nature of you Job.

So you don't know what I look like or my job?

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I know how you look like, i must provide you full photographs at
airport. When are you getting your hotel and ticket.

What do you mean provide me full photographs at the airport?
I am looking for tickets now. It's a long flight!

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Chicago to Lagos Nigeria is about 18hours, you can board United
Airline, Delta Airline and Arik Airline. I would carry your photograph
waiting for you at arrival room in airport.

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Send more more of your photographs, contact British Airline, Detal
Airline, KLM Airline, Arik Airline etc. Have you given visa to
Nigeria.

Ok and yes.

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Wao!, that is very good i would be waiting. Please dont forget to send
me your pictures.

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Darling, what is happening now concerning your traveling, what are
your preparations of coming down to Lagos Nigeria. Please answer
questions below.

(1) how many months or years VISA are you given.
(2) how many days or months you're staying with me here in Nigeria.
(3) have you get your hotel and ticket.
(4) send me your full photograph.

Please i am waiting to hear from you.

I find it funny that Femmy complains about the corruption in government and how slow they are but he expects a visa to be provided overnight.

I am waiting on my visa. I had to send proof I bought tickets first. I will be there for almost 3 weeks! I still have to book the hotel.
Attached were several pics plus a dummied up screenshot of my "tickets."

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Okay, why you didn't mail me since, why your reply came so late. when
are you booking for hotel, when your visa would be ready.

It took me that long to get tickets and get everything together as you asked.

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Okay when are you getting your visa and booking for the hotel i real
need to know. But the ticket doesn't shows that you're coming to Lagos
Nigeria.

Tonight. Look at the airport code. LOS.

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When would you likely getting your visa and hotel booking. Very very
important to me.

Why is that important as long as u meet me. By the way, I guess you u didn't like my pics.

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Your pics is okay for my liking. I miss you so much i can't wait to
meet you. What would you bring for me while coming.

The $1000. What will you have for me?

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I would give you Ankara {cloth}. I also need a phone ipad. Suggest
maybe we should do mini wedding when you get here {court weeding}.

What is a phone ipad. Buy it with the$1000. Have you seen the price of the tickets? (Around $1800 USD).

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Yes i'd seen it. I really appreciate all your effort you're a
wonderful and nice lady i'd never seen in my entire life. I can't buy
phone i need to apply for visa on or before you leave. You didn't not
make any comment on court weeding.

OH MY GOD! Will we use the invitation I picked? What about my family and friends?

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I dont understand, please explain.

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You mean family and friends for the weeding. I & YOU need to go to
court follow court due process, pay some money to obtain our weeding
certificate to enable American embassy grant me visa without any
problem. OKAY I WANT TO BRING SUGGESTION.

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Darling, why i didn't hear from you since morning hope all is well,
what is going on about the visa and hotel reservation.

Everything has been submitted now! All reservations are made!

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Okay i am happy to hear that, that is good development. How much is
hotel reservation, have you paid.

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Darling, talk to me, where are you let us chat. What is the nature of your Job.

Why don't you remember what I do?

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No, i didn't remember, you never told.

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You never tell me. Incase i call from embassy they would ask me.

I did tell you. It is concerning you don't remember.

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Okay i am sorry, tell me now. Have you paid for visa, do you applied
online, what and what did you submit and when did you submitted.

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Darling, do you hear from embassy.

I have. My application is incomplete. I need the following and you will have to rewrite the letter:
"The letter must indicate the length of stay, place of stay, and contact information. In addition, the letter must state: "We hereby accept full immigration responsibilities".
As the host is a Nigerian citizen, a copy of hosts passport must be submitted.
And as the host is a resident in Nigeria, copies of host's resident permits and the information page of their passports are required."

Can you get that to me today? You have the length of stay from my passport. For the address, I am only staying at the hotel for three days so can you put your address in because I would like to stay with you. When they accept the application, we can discuss the wedding!

Posted: Thu May 15, 2014 9:04 pm

^^^^ He sure does get pissy if you don't answer him right away. Demanding little S*** . You're supposed to buy him a $500 phone and he gives you a piece of cloth?

Master Baiter Joined: 26 Jan 2014 Posts: 144

" i am self employed into Electrical Electronics installations,
computer installations and web designer, interior and exterior " Wonder how much work he has done in the last month? I shudder to think what would become of you if you really did go to meet him.?

Posted: Fri May 16, 2014 4:59 pm

We may see what happens when my character goes to visit.

Posted: Fri May 16, 2014 7:36 pm

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I dont have your passports, what is length of your stay.

It's info from YOUR passport. Length of stay is on my ticket.

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I can't open the ticket on my phone, you tell me the length of your
stay so that i can include it in the invitation letter right now.

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Darling, find attached file is my RESIDENTIAL PERMIT, APPLICATION
LETTER, AND INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT INFORMATION.

Everything is submitted!

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Okay, i borrowed $1000 to get my resident permit today, it was today
they issue. Anyway always update me. What about invitation letter is
okay.

I saw it was issued today. Hell, I even circled it and posted it for everybody.

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I borrowed $100 to get my resident permit, not $1000.

Why when it was free?

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Isn't free, i spent $100 for resident permit scanning and internet fee.

Sent 4X.

Register as a Lagos State resident.
IT'S EASY.
IT'S FREE.

http://www.lagosresidents.gov.ng/home/

WHY DO YOU LIE TO ME?

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You can't understand Nigeria, i thank God you will soon visit Nigeria
and see things by yourself.

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Even Nigeria National ID government said they issue it free, but they
are collecting money before you register, they will also collect money
before they give it to you people complian to government and they do
nothing about it, so you can understand Nigeria.

I guess the embassy is lying to me, too?

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Embassy can't lie to you.

WELL THEY SAID IT WAS FREE.
WHAT R U TRYING TO SAY?

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Embassy can't lie to you most of Nigerian officials don't keep to
instructions. If government say something is free, they dont obey or
keep to instructions they will collect money from you.

They would like the name of the agent that charged you a fee so they can have him sacked and get your money back.

Posted: Thu May 22, 2014 2:44 pm

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The invitation letter i sent to you its okay.

I hope so. I sent it in. You still haven't told me the name of the agent so we can get your money back.

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Sorry i feel so hungry i was looking for something to eat that's why i
couldn't reply back immediately. I won't mention names for security
reasons okay, when you get to Nigeria you will see and understand many
things, we will visit many tourisms. Have you inform your parents and
friends about your journey down to Nigeria. Darling i dont have any
money to feed myself, could help me with $200 via western union on
monday please.

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I wonder why you refused to talk to me.

I have been away at my parents for my dad's 50th birthday. It's in the mountains and there is no internet access. He's not happy about me getting married to someone he's never met. You may have to ask his permission. He's kinda old-fashioned that way.

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Let me have his contact, which means you aren't coming again.

Oh no, I'm coming. I've already paid too much. Daddy just isn't happy.

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Darling, please talk to your dad okay, i love you i dont wanna miss
you because you're a nice, honest, loving, caring and trustworthy a
lady i have never meet in my life. Let your dad know that i love you,
you can see that i am honest to you since beginning of our
relationship. I dont have any money with me please send me $200 to buy
food stuff and take care other necessary things please.

After paying for everything for my trip, I'm broke but we are closer to seeing each other my love!

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Okay i head you, your wish is my command i really thank for your trip
fee, i promise you i won't disappoint you thank so much my love. I
dont have anything money with me, do you hear from embassy.

Not yet but they said it might take 7-10 days.

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OMG! I can't wait to see you infact i couldn't sleep all because of
you thinking of when we will meet at airport. Send me $200 i dont have
money to buy food stuff, i dont have anything to eat please.

I don't have any money myself sweetie.

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I dont have anybody except you and God, do you want me to die of
hunger. I am not joking i dont have money to buy food stuff, if its
$100 send it please i haven't eat since morning.

You can't find ANY work?

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I thank God that you will soon be in Nigeria and see things by
yourself, Nigeria is a beautiful country to live but was governed by
corrupt and selfish leaders who make life miserable to all citizens.
Sweetheart no job anyway here, Nigerian youths are grumbling, crying
for Job. Look for $100-$200 and send it to me via western union.

Where should I get it?

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Darling, why are doing this to me, if truly you love me you shouldn't
have let me die of hunger. Haha i am talking about food!, food! to
eat.

????????

WHERE AM I TO GET THE MONEY?

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Remember love doesn't complian, you can get it anyway.

Then why are you complaining?

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I didn't complian, i just being you to help me with some money.

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I didn't complaining, i just begging you to help me out, look for
money anyway and send it to me.

Why aren't you looking? Take some money out of your bank account.

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I withdrew $100 yesterday to pay my debit, remaining $34 in my bank
account, i beg my bank manager before i could i allow to withdrew it
when the i person who borrowered me money was trying to make trouble
with me. Now i have no money to sustain myself.

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Darling, where are you.

Working

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Okay, What is the nature of your work.

You still do not know? Read my emails to you.

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Darling, i am sorry i didn't recollect, pls tell me.

If you truly cared for me you would look for it in our emails.

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I love you Pls tell me.

If you loved me, you would remember or look. Perhaps this whole thing is a mistake?

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Darling, what do you mean by the whole thing is a mistake, besides i
was expecting the money throughout yesterday but nothing was send.

Well you ask for money when you know I have none and have spent a ton to come see you. You are too lazy to even look for what I do. Maybe I am an enabler.

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I must know your Job incase i call from embassy concerning your trip
to Nigeria so tell i dont want anything that can disqualify you
please, did i hear you call me lazy.

Yes. I have told you several times what I do. You either do not care to look, do not care enough to remember, or are too lazy to do either. If you loved me, you would remember these things or look for them.

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I didn't remember sorry for that okay, please tell me. Are you going
for an interview in embassy before the visa can be giving to you.

No. The embassy is in NYC.

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How can you get your visa to Nigeria, do you send or post your
international passport to them.

I had to send it.

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I said how can you get your visa to come here, do you send or post
your international passport to them in NYC.

I said yes!

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Do you sent it through USPS, UPS, FeDex or DHL, which of the service you used.

USPS

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Which of the service you posted it through its UPS, USPS, FeDex or
DHL, which one.

Why are you giving me the third degree?

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Okay USPS, that is good i love that, remember you're coming by May 29.
Is that man defiled you that day, i mean is he slept with you.

I don't want to talk about it right now.

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I am the one that caused it because you wanted to help me out, i am
your husband to be, remember i apologized that day it happened. Tell
me did he make love with you.

There was no love involved. I don't want to talk about it.

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I am sorry for what happened okay. Can i still believe you're still a
virgin. Love you my darling.

Why does it matter? I did as you asked.

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I dont understand my love.

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Is he defiled you, i mean does have sex with you.

In my vagina? With his penis?

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He had sex with you, how many rounds, how much he gave you.

I didn't say that.

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I love you so much no matter what happened because you're honest,
loving, carin, supportive and trustworthy, his penis in your vagina
what does that mean, it means he had sex with you.

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See what you wrote, 'In my vagina? With his penis?. WHAT DOES THAT MEANS?

I meant were you asking if he put his PENIS in my VAGINA.

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You said you're a virgin, is he disvirgin you,,,, dose he have sex
with you, YES/NO simple.

Why does it matter? I DID AS YOU ASKED. ARE YOU NOT GOING TO MARRY ME NOW? IF YOU WANT TO KNOW THE TRUTH, HE PULLED A FRANK ZAPPA ON ME.

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Dont worried i'll marry you i promise, i am just asking, What is the
meaning of 'FRANK ZAPPA'.

Why do you make me cry? I don't want to think or talk about it!

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Am sorry okay, tell me the meaning of FRANK ZAPPA and i will stop
talking about it.

Posted: Thu May 22, 2014 3:27 pm

ROTFLMAO!! Dynanmohummmmmm

Posted: Thu May 22, 2014 5:22 pm

You are so good with femi, bware! I am rolling.

You tell him you don't have money, he then tells you to send $100. Where are you supposed to get it? It doesn't matter, just get it. Sickening! I hate this guy with a passion.

Posted: Thu May 22, 2014 7:44 pm

OMG I am putting my life on hold until I know what a FRANK ZAPPA is!

Am I now Frank-curious? Yes!
Do I have a Z spot? I don't know!
Are there any ... er ... devices I need to purchase to experience FZ to its fullest?

Breathlessly awaiting details....!! Laughing

Posted: Thu May 22, 2014 8:14 pm

Google is your friend but definitely NSFW!

A Zappa is , erm, a trip!

Posted: Fri May 23, 2014 12:57 am

katrina wrote:

Am I now Frank-curious? Yes!
Do I have a Z spot? I don't know!
Are there any ... er ... devices I need to purchase to experience FZ to its fullest?

Breathlessly awaiting details....!! Laughing

Uhm...I am speechless. Mostly because I am laughing so hard. I will not go into details yet...

Master Baiter Joined: 26 Jan 2014 Posts: 144

Perhaps since femi is so desparate for money he could put himself up for , ummmm. companionship to a lonely sugardaddy who would like to make femi his new boytoy . Sounds like his bizzness is not too busy and he would have some freetime to be friendly ?

Posted: Fri May 23, 2014 11:29 am

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I couldn't sleep because i need you here in Nigerian.

It will be soon! I contacted the embassy and they said I should hear by
Tuesday or Wednesday! I sure hope so!

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Good, but your journey to Nigeria begin on next thursday May 29th from
what i see in the ticket. How are you going to make the journey, a day
after you receive your visa from embassy.

What do you mean? Maybe I wasn't clear. I should have my Passport back
with the visa stamp.

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I mean its two days interval, if you collect visa on Wednesday 28th
and you will be coming on thursday 29th.

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They will clear you, dont worry you will get your visa.

And?

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If you get your visa on tuesday or wednesday can you still make the
journey on thursday.

Of course. I won't need the visa until I land.

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You will stay with me in my house okay. I am serious expecting you
here, what will you bring for me.

I have the cash.

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Okay i heard you. Remember we will make love together when you come,
apart from the cash you're giving to me you will have additional extra
money like $1,500- $2000.

Oh wow! You're getting that for me?

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To be honest with you, i dont have that kind of money i can't lie to
you. Apart from $1000 you're giving me you must have at least $1,500
extra money i am not joking, so start looking for money.

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Darling, please and please i am not joking start looking for money. I
dont have any money you can see that i am begging you for common
$100-$200 to buy food stuff. Please i want you to listing to me and
look for extra $1,500.

Why will I need all of that?

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Let me explain how you need up to that, immediately you land we go to
store to get you American food for two weeks very 'expensive', we buy
bottle water for two weeks for you to drink and other things necessary
things, we buy fuel and use generator set for two weeks because i must
get you 24hours electricity supply if there is no electricity because
America embassy will be monitoring your movement in other not to make
you suffer since you're staying in my house, any attempt to make
suffer will lead to Nigeria security agency to arrest me because i had
made a promise with embassy in the invitation that i capable of taking
care of you, everything cause a lot of money, you will see things when
you come so please look for extra money.

Oh fun! This sounds like camping or Survivor. Did you see the season finale last night? I wanted Spencer to win so bad and not that cop.
Anyway, I love camping and foreign food like Mexican and Canadian, Thai,
Japanese and even Russian food like those fish egg things. I will want to
see what your country is about so your food is fine. Don't worry about
bottled water. That us so bad for the environment. I still have water
purification tablets from my last camping trip so I will bring those.
Electricity? Who needs it at night when you sleep? Like I said, it will be
like camping!

I can't wait! I'll get paid so I will have several hundred dollars to bring!

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Darling, okay no problem. But i need to let you know the truth, you
will get any food of your choices but all cost a lot of money. I miss
you so much remember we will make love together when you finally
arrive here, its okay by you please let me know.

So I am clear, be specific about making love. There are some things I am not gonna do, okay?

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We will such and have sex.

NO FRANK ZAPPA!

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What is the meaning of FRANK ZAPPA. How it works.

What do you mean "we will such?"

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I mean sucking, we will suck ourselves and later have sex with you
with my penis.

I am pretty flexible but can't suck myself. Are you capable of doing that?

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I haven't such before i am only watching it in sex film. So if you
can't suck me which means i can't fuck you too, what is your turn on.

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If you can't suck me which means i can't suck you too.

Well that is different than sucking ourselves. And so I am clear, what part of me are you going to suck?

Posted: Fri May 23, 2014 2:21 pm

Femmy seems quite excited today. Not one mention of money yet.

Definitely NSFW!

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I'll romance you, suck your breast, vagina and then have sex with you.

I like the breast sucking but you're going to suck my vagina? Like to
get the pee out or something because that is almost as nasty as having a
Frank Zappa pulled on me. And again, THAT IS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN OK!
I've heard of some girls having a Z spot, but I clearly do not have one.
And you can't put any of those beads in there either! I do have my limits.

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I heard you, i'll love to see you soon. i am horny i feel like having
sex. Are you going to suck my penis. Which style do like Most. How
many rounds do you like to go.

I'm getting super excited!

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We will both naked, romance, sucking, kissing and you wet,,,,
thereafter i put my cock in to your vagina and drive you crazy,
darling is sweet hun........ Miss you so much.

Yeah, I will suck your penis if you get me excited. I have done that
before and guys have told me I was so good it was as addicting as crack.
What do you mean about style? Like will I bring lingerie? What are rounds?

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Bring lingerie, different type of style, dog style, monkey style, face
to face style, sitting and standing style etc.

Monkey style?

What is dog style and monkey style? I want to learn about your Nigerian lifestyle but I WILL NOT HAVE SEX WITH ANIMALS.

I am curious about having a penis in my vagina for the first time. You
will have to be gentle, though, ok?

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No problem i'll be gentle thought, i promise i won't hurt you okay.
Can't you change your ticket to three weeks instead of two weeks. I
love you so much.

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Rounds mean can you go for 2, 3, 4, 5times before you get tired. I'll
be gentle with you been for the first time you're having penis into
your vagina, i thought you said embassy said you will get your visa on
tuesday or Wednesday, can't you change your ticket to two weeks.

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