Femmy the safari boi (NSFW)

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Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

This lad is glued to his laptop or he's a crew. I can't find a change in pattern/writing style.

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Lagos State isn't dangerous is only northern part of Nigeria are
dangerous. So are you coming to Nigeria or how do you want us to do it
you comments is highly needed.

I don't know, do you think I should come to Nigeria?

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You can come if you wish, i want you to make a choice.

Do I need to decide right now?

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Yes, you can decide are you not ready to marry. If you dont come to
Nigeria how can we do our marriage i'd said it before that i dont want
any disappointment.

I am ready to marry however we need a time to get to know each other first.
One simply doesn't fall in love after emailing for a few days.
do you not understand this?

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Ok your wish is my command but i hope you aren't deceiving me. What is
your real name.

Why are you continually incising that I would be a deciever?
That is bad manners for a man to be like this to a woman. I'm no whore
I'm no slut
I'm not delialia!
Or a fornicator.
I don't understand this constant assult!

Well my real name is .
What is your full real name?
Do you fornicate on the regular?

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

Femmy:I dont insulting you is just i want to be sure, anyway am sorry if you
feel am insulting you. I dont fornicate, my name is Adouchebag Femmy.

Crazy Bates: Well I guess you weren't insulting me too much, it's just considered insulting when a man
asks women questions indicatoring they are decievers.
I'll forgive you. You didn't mean to incise me that way.
Tell me about your family. Your mom and dad.

Femmy: Thank so much for forgiving me. My dad and my mom are very much alive,
out of family of six am the second born, Five boys and a girl we are
all living all over Nigeria, what about you.

Crazy Bates: I have a mom who is in the nursing home for the aged
She doesn't know who I am because her brain is not working very good
My dad was a grifter and he ran off when I was little
I had a step dad, he was a tough person, very strict
He died 15 years ago from erfamisa, I don't know how to spell it
but it is a disease of the lungs
I have a sister who is always in trouble from the drugs and the drink
I pretty much raised her daughter (Kate)
I also have 2 brothers. One lives in Canada now and the other is in prison for necrofillia
I don't know what that means but it's against the law.

Femmy: Am sorry for this okay, anyway life goes on, but why are you not
married and have kids.

Crazy Bates: Well you've seen my photo, I'm not attractive, I have a large rear end, I'm short and not very bright.
Men here want a perfect woman. Perky breasts, tight ass, flat stomach and beatiful face and hair.
Everything I'm not.
Kate has all that, she'll have no problem finding a husband.
I have problems getting men interested in me.

What about you? Why are you not married and have no kids?

Femmy: As you can see in my pictures i am very handsome man but i dont have
money because woman here are after money because of poverty that wages
war with them here, they want a guy or a man who can give them money
to take good care themselves.

Crazy Bates: Well a woman needs to know her man can protect and provide.
What do you think you have that would interest a woman?
Except for your enormous cock?

Transparent? Does he have transparent?

Femmy: I knew i have respect for everyone, i am humbled, loving, caring,
honest and transparent.

Crazy Bates: yes, your transparent is what makes you very attractive to me

but how will you provide for yourself and a wife?

Femmy: Why won't provide for you and myself but not now because situation
here in Nigeria is critical.

Crazy Bates: I cannot be man and woman in this relationship
if I wanted an unemployed beggar, I would have married someone by now
Are you really asking me, a woman , to provide for you?
This is nonsense!

Femmy: I am not asking a woman to provide for me, when i can find my way out
of Nigeria work abroad i'll provide for my wife and myself, if you
know you aren't okay with me no problem

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

CB: Well you'll have to find a way out of Nigeria.
Do you have a plan yet?

Femmy: Yes i do.

CB: That is good news.
What is your plan?

Femmy: My plan is to come to states work and get marry, my i give my cell
phone number so that you can call me.

CB: But how do you plan on getting to the states?
One does not simply jump on a plane and come here
Do you have a passport?

Femmy: Yes i have passport, i'd tried it several time spent a whole lot of
money but now way but i'll keep trying when i have money.

CB: Well I am sure by the time we are ready for marriage something good will happen.
I'm sure of it.

Femmy: Yes some good will happen, because i need to apply for visa at America
embassy but i have up $500USD to apply and is alot of money here, i'd
spent a lot of funds.

CB: Perhaps we'll get lucky and someone will help us.
If mom dies before the wedding we'll get her money.
But I don't want her to die.

Femmy: I pray she won't die for now i want to know before she die okay, God
will spare her life, but without her money you can help if isn't up to
$500US i dont mind.

CB: Well I don't have money. We'll have to find another way.
There's time. No rush. I hope you meet mom too.
She'll be pleased I found such a transparent man.

Femmy: ok, may i give you my cell phone number because i want to go to bed
this 2:45am midnight here.

CB: of course, get some sleep
I have to work tomorrow but I'll email you when I get home
good night
sleep tight

Femmy: call me on +234xxxxxxxx, thank so much am grateful, love you bye.

Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2014 3:29 pm

The "Poems" and love letters start to arrive. He is not an "original lad."

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I miss you, my darling, as i always do. But today is especially hard.
I can almost you beside me, and I can actually smell you here.
Without you in my arms I feel the emptiness in my soul.

http://www.poemslovers.com/love_letters/missing_you/letters/5747.html

and it is a nice little adaptation of some letters from "The Notebook."

That is so sweet to hear! Did u finish my poem? Were u able to come up
with answers to the questions? I really want to know that u love me and are willing to share things about you so we can know each other!

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I miss you so much that you are always on my mind I love you so much that you are always in my heart.

Is that a "No?" U don't really seem like u want to put much into this
relationship.

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I many not get to see you as often as i like I may not get to hold you in my arms all through the night. But deep in my heart I truly know
you're the one that i love, and I can't let you go.

http://boardofwisdom.com/togo/?viewid=1003&search=RoushChic04

So you're a fan of "The Notebook?" Which do u prefer, the movie or the
book?

He doesn't miss a beat (but still will not answer the damn questions...)

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Both movie and book.

I thought you might write something original.

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Darling I want to wake up everyday to the warmth of your breasts on my
chest, the though makes me want to COME all the time.

Well...at least that was original...kinda.

Now THAT's sexy and makes me feel wanted.

So Sierra is easy...sue me!

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You're mine eyebrows, you're so precious to me.

Oh don't say that! I already told u I hate plucking mine! Didn't u read my questions and answers?

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Yes i red it, let forget about questions and answer and move forward in our relationship.

Well, that's not going to happen.

Well...to move forward, don't you think we want to know each other?

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Yes we need to know each other. But if that is what you want no
problem, go ahead with your questions and answer.

What were you like when you were a kid?
When was the first time that you had beer?
If you had a billion dollars, what would you do with it?
What would your dream house be like?
If you could change something about yourself, what would it be & why?
Do you dream often?
Describe your fighting style: drunken master or angry monkey?
What last made you laugh? Looking at a chimpanzee at the zoo
Spontaneity or stability?
Do you like kids? I
If you wrote a journal entry about our last date, what would it say?
Which do you prefer giving or receiving? Why?
What is your favorite word?
What is your least favorite word?
What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
What turns you off?
What is your favorite curse word?
What sound or noise do you love?
What sound or noise do you hate?
What is your profession?
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
What profession would you not like to do?
If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

Welcome to the, erm.....I'm not sure if it's a party or a siesta. Love the list!

Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2014 4:02 pm

^^^Thanks for the welcome. Love lads aren't really my thing, but let's take a shot at it! I have to thank GL for the invite. And for the list, I owe a "shout out" to James Lipton and his hero.

Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2014 10:55 pm

Nice to see you in our little corner of scammer hell. Pull up a lad and start the torture

Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2014 3:31 am

^^^I will see if I have what it takes to run with you! Laughing

He "kinda" answered my questions. Here are his responses and what I thought while reading them.

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I like biscuit when i was a kid,

WTF? Where did that come from? You were like a biscuit?

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i'd beer about 12years ago,

And that makes you how old?

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if i have billion i'll invest it on business to bring profit and i'll take good care of my wife and my kids.

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The house i dream of is massion,

I ain't cleaning that shit!

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i'll change mentality to good towards my people because i dont what people around me to suffer,

So, currently your mentality sucks and you cause people around you to sufffer?

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yes often,

Do you dream of compliant victims?

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fighting style is angry monkey,

Yeah, I get that you have anger issues. Don't worry, I'll help/

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i laugh when i watch films,

You're a fan of The Notebook. Did you laugh all through it?

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yes i like kids,

I don't mind kids, but I wouldn't want to own one.

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our last date was fantastic,

I'm glad you enjoyed, but it was not memorable for me.

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i preferred giving,

Oh, but you are about to get "it."

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my favorite work is i love you,

The word was "word," but I can see how "I love you" is work for you. Oh yeah, you're a math genius, too.

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emotional turn me on, disappointment turn off,

Note to self, get emotional. However, I have a feeling you are going to be turned off for awhile.

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cat sound,

Hmmm...is this least favorite or favorite sound?

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my professional is technician.

This response is just to idiotic to reply to. I have nothing...

Oh Femmy, where are your other answers?

Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2014 11:13 am

Have I hijacked this lad?

Oh sweetie, those are marvelous answers. You answered almost every single question and I know you a bit better now! Thanks for that. This is how you show someone you care about them!

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Thank you my love for the complement, love you.

Ah! Here's a bit more about myself. I wear very little make-up, I hate hairspray, so my hair looks tussled. Sometimes I get spaghetti sauce on my shirt, or spill things. I love road trips, especially with the windows down, a ball cap on my head and spitting sunflower seeds in an empty water bottle. I like to sing, though not always on key, and I may get a little clumsy around a guy....but in a cute way!?!

What can you tell me about you and why do u want to come to the US and marry me?

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I like give my hair low cut, i put on something nice, am loving, i
like put on short trouser, my favorite cloth is white, i like eating
vegetable, i like putting on my woman on when am on bed,???? I've have sweet and big cock, am a fun maker, i like romancing, kissing and fingering. I like play with breast and sucking, am handsome man.

I would appreciate a man who is confident, not cocky. Intelligent, but whose common sense has not eluded him. Manly, but not pig headed and is capable of understanding I may be wired a little bit different because I am a woman yet appreciates that in me. I think more like a guy, as I tend to be an analytical problem solver, v/s being emotional. He would embrace that I love watching and playing sports more than shopping and gossiping about other people. I was in the military for several years and hold my accomplishments in high regard. I am independent, sometimes to a fault, yet learning to let go. I ask that this man is emotionally available and faithful, and would strive to be protective of my heart. I want to be able to confide in that one person who wants to really know what is going on without secrets and games, knowing he has a vested interest. I want to be connected to a man that wants to take care of me but knows that I am capable of taking care of myself. He is independent, yet doesn't mind a loving, kind-hearted, sarcastic, spicy, southern girl bringing him his dinner and sweet tea to the table.

Can you be that man?

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Why not, i can be that man if we give a room for trust and
understanding. Dont you know people will walk in and out of your life
but only true lover will leave footprints in your heart but right now
i've gave you all my heart.

I am so happy you said that last part cuz half of my heart's got a grip on the situation, half of my heart takes time.
Half of my heart's got a right mind to tell you that I can't keep loving you with half of my heart.

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I said i want to marry you. Now in a marriage, dont ever make the mistake of thinking there is a better one out there. The truth is the
grass is not greener and the other side, you just have to water your
own and make it good for you.

I am not looking for a guy to FIX. Nor do I expect him to be perfect. No one is. I want to appreciate him for the person that he is, an individual, and co-mingle our lives with common interests. I feel that every relationship should start with building a foundation of truths and trusts that form a bond.... which is vital to any relationship, business or personal. The 'veneer' or 'face value' of honesty is unappealing to me, please... just be YOU! Say what you mean, and mean what you say.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

^Hijack away!

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I wounder why you refused to responce to my mails.

I have a job to go to, otherwise i would be online all day long

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No problem, but i thought my be you had ran away from me since I'd to
you that i would be need of $500USD to apply for US visa. Anyway how
are you doing hope things is moving fine.

well Kate told me to not communicate with you if you asked for money
she says the nigerians are scammers all looking for money and they ask women because they hate women

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I didn't hate woman, i am not a scammer, i gave you my cell phone
number to call me, so we agreed to marry each other my plan is to come
to states and get with you, but if Kate said you shouldn't communicate
with me no problem.

well you asked for $500
so I think this is goodbye

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No problem if you said goodbye, i am not after your money, am just
planing maybe i could secure visa to states and get marry to you, well
since Kate said Nigerian are scammer but i am not, you should stop
having bad or wrong impress towards Nigerian. Please Nigerian aren't
scammer, i hope Kate could find husband for you, anyway it well.

well you should find the money yourself and not ask me for it

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I thought maybe you can help any amount you could afford to help i
dont know you would say i am a fraudster.

you thought wrong
I'm not stupid

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I dont say your stupid, but be your brothers keeper. I dont force
people to help me but when its God will send helper.

I think you need to find a job and do work and save money if you love me

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Thanks

your welcome

Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2014 9:01 pm

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Yes you're right. Love is like water, you can't do live without it. I
many not get to see you as often as I like I may not get to hold you
in my arms all through the night. But deep in my heart I truly know,
you're the one that I love, and I can't let you go. WHAT DO YOU DO FOR
A LIVING? Besides always remember that i am not living in States, i
lives in Nigeria.

I am an actress in movies and on stage. What do u do?

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self employed into exterior and interior decoration. HOW OLD ARE YOU,
ARE YOU READY TO MARRY ME?.

I am 22. How old are you?

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27yrs are ready to marry me please just let me know your mind. Tell me
more about your parents.

Unfortunately, both my parents died several years ago when a drunk
driver hit their car. If I am going to marry u, I need to see if u can
"please me" in a sexual manner.

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Ooooh, sorry for what happened to your parents. I would satisfy
sexually remember i told i have big cock as a black guy, i would drive
you crazy.

Can u take a picture of it and send it to me?

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why not, do that for you later tonight because am not at home, i am
inside public bus, can camera your pussy and send it to me, beside i
want to apply for America visa here in Nigeria could you help me.

I will send u a pic of my pussy after I see yours. What kind of help do u need?

When u get off the bus, go to any bathroom and take a pic of it! That would be sexy!

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Ok, invitation latters.

Invitation?

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Yes!.

Ok. I will get on the invitations. I'm kinda hot and wet wondering about ur big dock. Can I see it yet?

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I'm inside traffic now i would have camera my cock its very sweet and
big i can assuring you, you will enjoy it, i am just coming from
immigration office to make an enquire of America visa, darling i need
to $1000USD, i hope you could help with some funds.

I will not help until I have seen how big and sweet it is. If I am to marry u and help u, i need to make sure it will satisfy me. Don't write me until I can see it. In the meantime, I will take some nice pics for u and work on the invitation.

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I am trying to do everything possible to come to states because we
really need to marry, i hope you could help me with invitation and
some money.

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I am very sorry okay, i would send it to you first thing tomorrow
morning i promise you because weather here is getting dark this 7:10pm

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Darling, yesterday i was in immigration office to make enquiry for
America visa, please i want to marry you help me with invitation
letter and some funds. Find attach and make sure you send yours.

Nothing is attached.

I am waiting. U told me honesty was the most improtant thing in a relationship but u send me nothing.

Todger Pic #1 arrives but the file names is Cock2.jpg

Sweetie, that looks like a WHITE COCK AND I CAN'T SEE UR FACE! THAT IS NOT URS!

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That is me, i dont have big phone i am using small phone to snap it,
so how about invitation and funds.

As soon as I know it is ur cock in the pic. Does a small phone make it look small and white? Take a pic in the mirror and I will send u mine and work on the invitation and the funds.

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I dont have good phone but i am send another one okay.

OK. i HAVE TO BE ON SET SOON.

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I have send another i hope have you receive it, can i get the fund
latest next week so that i could pay and apply for America VISA coming
week, beside how how would i be expecting from you, thank so much for
the help you're rendering.

Attached is todger pic number two titled Cock1.jpg

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Sweetie, I want to help so bad but ur not being HONEST WITH ME! The first pic u sent had a file name "Cock 2" then the second pic u sent had a file name "Cock 1." Neither show u and I want to see it is u. I have the money but I'm not going to send it until I know it is u! U said u were handsome. Are u ashamed of ur face? I'm not. Here is one 4 u.

Attached is a nice pic Sierra keeps around.

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I snaped it on bed, i named it cock1 and cock2, like i said i using
small to snap it, i dont have good to do that, i am the one, believe
me honestly only God can bear me witness. If you have the funds with
you can you help send it through western union so that i can apply for
VISA please i want to marry you.

Not until I am happy with the size of ur cock and I know it is yours. U have no mirror? I guess u didn't even like my pic.

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I live your pic, no complain because true love doesn't complain. I
didn't have big mirror here but i have smallest , may i send you
another picture to prove to you that i am handsome. If you have the
funds please send it so that i could apply for visa, please?

Send it if I can see ur cock, 2. I'm getting really horny thinking about it.

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No it didn't show my cock, even i am horny too. WHAT ABOUT THE FUNDS?

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Darling, send me your details because i would file in your name as my
wife, so all your details needed. SO HOW MUCH ARE YOU SENDING AS HELP,
WHEN ARE YOU SENDING IT, I miss you.

U know what needs 2 be done 1st.

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What?

I want to see a pic with u so I know it is ur cock.

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Try to understand, i'd explain to you that i dont have good phone to
do that i'd done what am capable to do. Are you saying because of that
you won't help me.

Then take a bad pic.

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Ok, are you helping or not.

I TOLD U I WILL HELP. I JUST TO NEED MAKE SURE U CAN FILL ME AND THAT THE COCK IS YOURS. WOULDN"T U BE PISSED IF U PROMISED TO HELP SOMEONE AND MARRY THEM AND THEN FOUND OUT THEIR COCK WAS A LITTLE TINY THING?

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I can't lie to you my cock is big, sweet and is okay for you, i
promise you won't regret it. I won't deceive you.

A picture is worth 1000 words. No help until I am SATISFIED!

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Dont punish me, if you know you won't help me just let me know. That
doesn't stop me to marry you.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

^Now I know why he's writing to Kate!

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Helo Kate, how are you doing today.

Hi Femmy

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How are you doing

I'm great, how are you?

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how is States today. So you're say something about Kathy few days ago.

It's great here, good weather plenty of sunshine.
Aunt Kathy lost a small fortune to Nigerian scammers a while back.
They know her face at Western Union.
It was pretty bad.

Since she has me watching her, she hasn't lost anymore money.
She's lucky to have me.

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Really... Sorry for what happened to her, not all Nigerians are scammer.

I know. Just the ones who ask for money.

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Not all the ones who ask for money are scammer.

Either they are a scammer or they are a stupid lazy person

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Ask from anybody who used to Africa very well, Africa are not like
America or any other Europeans country. People are suffering in
Africa, poverty and hunger all over killing people no Job. So dont
call us stupid people.

People in America also suffer poverty, hunger, disease and poor

Who cares about them?
No one.
And the reason I called you stupid is you are preying on women looking for love.
You are dispicable!

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Did i hear you calling me stupid.

You didn't hear anything.
You read it.
You see people use their eyes to read.
People use their ears to hear.
Did I speak to you?
No.
Therefore you didn't hear.

Did you go to school in Nigeria?
Are the teachers stupid too?

He can't be too hard up, he still won't answer my other character's reply of

Hellu, I em injuyeeng seeeeng yuoor pruffeele-a. Is thees yuoo?

Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2014 11:13 pm

He's working late because we are still emailing.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

^Excellent!

He tried to rinse and repeat with Kate:

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How are you doing.

As I previously stated, I am fine.

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I wanna sleep i'll chat with you tomorrow okay.

Whatever.

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 8:46 pm

This post and the attached link are most certainly NSFW. In fact, they may require brain bleach, but that's a whole different thread.

Long story, and even more emails, short:

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I'll buy good phone when i have funds so that i can send you my pic,
may i send my full name so that you can send the funds via western
union.

Do whatever u wish but I am not sending anything until...

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Am trying to snap another pic of my cock now, if you aren't satisfy
with it which mean i would stop communicating with you because i have
try my best for you.

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Now i think I've tried my best, you send your nude pic, may i send you
my full name for western union transfer for the funds.

I think you are just trying to take advantage of me because you know my
family has money.

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How do i know that you family have money, i dont take advantage of
you, for what. My phone isn't work fine i am just managing it, you
making jest of me if you see my phone. WHAT DO YOU SAY I SHOULD WRITE,
i just try to make you happy.

If u want my help do this and exactly
this:

Write in RED PEN on a piece of paper this: "I WANT SIERRA TO
MASTERBAIT ME."
Get your dock nice and hard like I am running my warm wet lips over
it and flicking the head with my tongue. get it hard like I am sucking on
your balls.
Then hold the piece of paper with the writing next to that big dock and take a picture of it.
Send it to me.
Then, I will send u the Invitation and work on the money.

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WHY RED PEN?

What color pen do u have?

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BLUE AND BLACK. If i can do that and send it to you, when are you
sending the funds because i want to apply for visa immediately.

FINE. So I know it is you, alternate colors.

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Ok, Am send it with right with Black or Red pen. You send your nude pic that shows your breast and your pussy. I HOPE YOU WILL FULFIL YOUR PROMISE.

NSFW , but I know u want to look. --->Todger Trophy Pic

Here u go sweetie. And the invitation is attached. BTW, I prefer Purple, though.

Appropriate nudes were attached but no invitation. When he complains tonight about the invitation, he will get a .ddl file and then this email:

Ok, here is the invitation. Again, I prefer purple to blue.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

^So pretty! The invitation, not that other little thing.

How is the fuckface doing today?
Is he all rested up so he can beg on the internet like a little boy?

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How are you doing baby.

Did you have a profitable day?

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Yes i do and you?

Did you understand the question?
Profitable meaning did you bring in money today.

And yes, I had a profitable day.

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I understood. How old are you, what do you do. How is your fiance.

My fiance ran away after I threatened to kill him.
He tried to take cash out of my wallet.
Now I am happily single.
I work at a modeling agency. It's good work.
I'm 28.

How long have you been a beggar?
Were you always like this?
Did your dad teach it to you?

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I am not a beggar. Are in a relationship, where is your fiance came
from that his trying to bring money out of your wallet.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

My fiance ran out of cash at the topless stripper bar and came home drunk to 'borrow' my cash.
I let him borrow a smack across his face and threw him out.
He's a no good dirty dog.

So what are you if you are not a beggar? Do you have a job?

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I dont have Job but i am not a beggar but i ask for help. Are still
going to marry him.

No, I don't marry dirty dogs.
He's my EX fiance.

How do you get money if you have no job? That doesn't make sense.

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Yes is true it doesn't sense is the situations of my country that
caused it, i want to come to states and work. Can you marry a
Nigerian.

I can marry a Nigerian if I find the right Nigerian who has a job or is willing to work a job and is already living here.

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Can you marry me.

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Am willing to work and come to states i see somebody that could assist me.

I need a self made man, one who does for himself and not someone who preys on women.
Regarding assistance, no woman wants to financially support a man.
Women need men to take care of them. You need to work a job.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

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Most of self made men are liars and cheaters they aren't sincere. If i
could get Job in states i would takecare of you.

Well I guess you need a job here then.
What kind of job do you think you are qualified to do?

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I'd Ordinary Diploma in Electrical Electronics Engineering, i
qualified to be an Electrician.

Well I don't know any Electricians here.
I guess you don't model? It would be the only job I can find for you.

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Its good Job i would do it, is good i like it.

Would you like me to contact my boss on your behalf?

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Yes, that is good development and good step for our relationship, thank so much.

Alright, I'll speak with her now. I'll write you later to let you know.

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Okay, thank so much i am waiting.

419Eater is my life Joined: 23 Jan 2014 Posts: 295

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I let him borrow a smack across his face and threw him out.

I totally love that line. Laughing

Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2014 8:07 pm

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Wao!! I am wet, you drive me crazy sweet...... Hnnnnnnnnnnnnn
haaaaaaaaaaa, sssssssssssss. WHEN ARE YOU SENDING THE FUNDS, YOU
DIDN'T ATTACH INVITATION.

I do not ever recall a man saying, "I am wet, you drive me crazy." Gender issues?

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when are you sending the funds, Invitation letter isn't attached.

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I'm sorry. Here is the invitation. I hope u think it's perfect. I can put a check in the mail today.

I attached a .dll file.

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Darling, you're a wonderful wife, thanks so much i am very grateful.
CAN YOU SEND OR TRANSFER THE FUNDS VIA WESTERN UNION SO THAT I CAN
APPLY FOR THE VISA TOGETHER WITH INVITATION LETTER YOU SENT.

Well, if u want I can add u as a user on my Visa. Why would they want the invitation?

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Yes you can add me on your VISA but i must obtain America VISA here in
Nigeria. They want invitation to prove that its true i know you, that
would stand as an evidence that I've been talking to you as my wife.

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I would pay funds in bank here in Nigeria to apply for America VISA,
after America embassy confirmed my payment they would give me an
appointed letter which including date and time for interview, i would
go for interview at America embassy here in Nigeria.

What does the embassy have to do with a credit card? Would a Mastercard or American Express be better?

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Please is very implicating, i didn't ask you for Credit card, Master
Card or America Express, America embassy doesn't ask for such, i dont
have anything to do with your Credit Card, Master Card or America
Express. I said can you send the funds via western Union because am
paying by cash to apply.

U have me kinda confused because I thought u were asking about a Visa card. Is the invitation ok with u? I do prefer a nice lilac, though.

Or lavender.

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Oooh, i am sorry i mean i want to apply for America Visa to come to
Ameria, but is only i need to pay money here in Nigeria. You send to
send or transfer funds to me via western union so that i could cash it
here to pay for the America Visa to come to states.

I think u mean American Express, not American VISA, but I don't know if u need a credit card to come to the US. I think u need a green card, but that shouldn't be confused with a platinum or gold card or even the BLACK card because those are credit cards, too. I know sometimes people with bad credit need secured credit cards and have to pay for those but I can get u an unsecured one.

Anyway, let's talk about the invitations and the wedding. I want a big one with lots of family and friends. What kind of church do u prefer? Where should we honeymoon? I want someplace warm but that means I need to apply for a passport.

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I am waiting for you to send the funds across to me so that i could proceed.

Oh yeah! What's the money for and how much?

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Yes we need to do wedding in America or Nigeria, are you coming to
Nigeria. But i want to apply for VISA here in Nigerian, you go to bank
and send me $1000 through western union.

What is the money for? Where do I send it to and how? I don't know about visiting Nigeria. Maybe someplace else in Africa. Is $1000 enough?

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The money is for me to apply for necessary paper here in Nigeria to
enable me travel to America to meet you. The money is $1000.

Is that enough money? Where in Nigeria?

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Go to bank or any financial assistance office ask them you want to
send money through western union, they we assist you. Yes $1000 is
enough for now.

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$1000 is enough for now, Nigeria is in West Africa.

Ok. I'm leaving now.

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Lagos, Nigeria.

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Lagos-State in Nigeria.

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Thank so much, just tell them you're sending money through western
union to lagos Nigeria. They would help you.

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Helo, where are you.

I think someone forgot some info...

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

Well she'll give me an answer on Monday.
She says she'll forward you an application to fill out if you are serious about this but if you ask for any money up front, you will not be hired.
Do you understand?

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Yes i understand i won't be ask for money up front. Thank so much.

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Thanks so much. Let talk about love could you marry me.

Well alright. What do you think love means?
Is it something you feel in your heart or is it something that you feel in your pants?
do you think sex is important?
Do you think Homosexuals should enjoy love too?
Do you believe in God?
Do you like Justin Bieber?
Why or why not?

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Love means a lot, its means everythings

Where did you run off to my elf?
I was worried.

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I am not talking to anyboy, i am tired feel sleeping.

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Am sorry ok. Please send your pictures to me.

You didn't answer any of my questions.
This angers me.

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Love means its something i feel in my heart and my paint. Sex is very
important, homosexual doesn't need to enjoy sex, i believe in God.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

What about Justin Bieber?

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I chat through my small phone, SEND YOUR PIC, do you like sex.

You didn't even bother to answer about Justin Bieber.
Stop demanding my pic!
I will send it when I'm good and ready.

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i dont have any ideal of that, DO YOU LIKE, HOW OFTEN DO YOU HAVE SEX.
SEND YOUR PIC.

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Tell me.

Well first off:
STOP DEMANDING MY PIC!
I don't know what you look like either!
I need to know your heart before I send you my pictures!

Tell you what? You want to talk about sex?

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Tell me about Justin bieber, yes let talk about sex. Answer my
questions i said do you like sex, how often do you have sex.

My feelings about Justin Bieber is this: he probably doesn't have sex.
also I think goat sex is bad and the Nigerians shouldn't do it.
Do a lot of Nigerians have Aids?
Do you wear protections?

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who is Justin Bieber, do you like goat sex, how ofter do you have sex,
yes i used protection. What do you mean that Nigerian had Aids.

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Do you like sucking?.

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You haven't my questions i said do you like sex how often do you have
sex, do you like sucking.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

I'm not talking about sex until you tell me about you Nigerians having goat sex.
It's terrible.

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yes i like sucking, you would suck me when i get to States .

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I dont know anything about having sex with goat or having Aids.

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I am loving, honest and trustworthy a man so i dont lie. I want to
marry you simply.

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Do you really want to marry me.

But we hardly know eachother. It is very early to be talking of marriage.

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its good to have a plan for our marrige to come up soon.

Well I always wanted to a wedding at the Plaza, and I want a custom made wedding gown.
I would like 8 bridesmades and 8 groomed men.
I want the groomed men in Kilts.
Do you have a Kilt?
You will need to wear one at the wedding.

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Good talk, are you coming to Nigeria for our wedding or where do you
like to wed, its America or Nigeria.

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i didn't have kilts, i would like to wear one.

Well I don't want to go to Nigeria so we can get married here or in Canada.
If we marry in Canada we can invite Justin Bieber.
I would like that!

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Who is Justin Bieber?.

Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2014 2:12 pm

^An Unbelieber? I thought they were the stuff of Legend like Bigfoot and Electric Cars....

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

Electric cars! Oh funny!

What kind of music do you like?

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Hip Hop.

I like death metal, hard core rage.
I think we'll get along just fine.

So have you manufactured any children out of wedlock there?
I have no kids and I don't want any.

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I have no kid, i want kid.

You want kid?
Oh maybe I may not be the woman for you.
I don't want kid.

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Why you dont want kid.

They are selfish and sometimes bite.

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Ok, how would i obtain America Visa to come to States.

You have to go to the Nigerian Embassy.

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I can just go like that with any paper from you.

What kind of paper?

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Invitation letter and employment letter.

I don't know about any of that, do you have a passport?

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I have passports. Your boss have to give me employment and invitation letter.

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