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Posted: Fri May 15, 2015 6:17 pm

Sorry for posting again, but just got this from Femi. I'm not quite sure how to respond:

Quote:

Rex---- Why would i be claiming that i am a gay when i am not a gay,
its because to get VISA? no... no...no count me out i won't claim that
because of anything, THE TRUTH IS THAT I CAN SEE THAT THERE SOME PLAN
BEHINDING ALL THOSE ISSUE, I COULD THAT SOME PEOPLE ARE OUTSIDE THERE
PLANNING AGAINST ME, SO BE HONEST WITH ME.

Despite i am not a gay, they planned against me, they cooked a lot of
fake stories about me, they used my pictures for gay scandals. Do you
think i will be so stupid again to submitted myself for anybody to
deceive me anymore claiming that i am a gay all because of VISA, i'll
never do that.

Why will i be going to Cameroon, FOR WHAT? When i didn't break any law
or go againt any law in Nigeria even in the world. I won't go to
Cameroon, I CAN SEE SOME PEOPLE OUTSIDE THERE PLANNING AGAINST ME. IF
anybody lied or planned against me the whole world and Nigeria
Government will go for thorough investigation because i'd wrote a
series of letters to Nigeria Government and those who are concerned
and my latters is there with them. I AM NOT A GAY AND I'LL NEVER BE A
GAY, NIGERIANS AND I AGAINST IT.

I thank you and president obama because you all know that i am not a
gay because you all know the genesis of this gay matter that is a fake
gay scandal, which was planned and cooked up.

I have question for you to answer.

(1) Why American government are prosecuting gay.
(2) Is gay not legalized in America.
(3) Why America government are prosecute gay when he was legalized in America.
(4) Isn't America government that mounted pressure on Nigeria
Government to legalized gay and sign in into law and president
Jonathan, the executives, legislators, judiciary and the whole Nigeria
against it.

So i dont see gay issue affecting me not getting VISA to America or
else you dont want to help, SO HELP ME AND GET VISA FOR ME BECAUSE YOU
HAVE PROMISED ME HEAVEN AND EARTH THAT YOU WILL HELP ME GETTING VISA
TO AMERICA, SO FAR AS MY EMPLOYMENT IS CONCERNED NOT HAS BEEN DONE.

Nigerians are getting VISA on a daily bases entering America, why pass
and present leaders and election will now affecting me.

Thank so much for effort you have been making so far to help me God
bless you, hope to hear from you

To be honest, gang, he sounds as paranoid as Shorty Laughing

I wonder why??? Laughing

Posted: Fri May 15, 2015 8:28 pm

Quote:

I CAN SEE SOME PEOPLE OUTSIDE THERE PLANNING AGAINST ME.

Surprisingly accurate comment from such a pinhead.

Posted: Fri May 15, 2015 8:37 pm

He should understand there is no prosecution against gays in the US. It was the easiest way to get a Visa. You could ask how many of those Nigerians have been on terrorist watch lists or had wanted posters hanging in Western Union offices. It would have been the quickest way to approve it and provided political asylum.

Why Cameroon? All of the visa stuff can be skipped and he can fly right out on a diplomatic plane. Why can't he fly out from Nigeria? All the terrorist issues and gay scandals. You would think he would know that by now. Silly Femmy.

Posted: Fri May 15, 2015 9:44 pm

^^^That's what I was figuring/planning. I was hoping he'd agree to pretend to be gay and send pics and shit.

And yeah--I thought it might sink into his thick skull that either pretend to be gay or take the diplomatic plane. Guaranteed way to the U.S.

He doth protest too much about this gay scandal thing Laughing

I will email him either later tonight or tomorrow morning.

Needless to say, Rex is not happy with Femi's attitude--especially since Femi is saying Rex broke his word about getting him a job.

After all--it's not Rex's fault that this gay scandal thing happened. Though Femi does blame me as I was a mentor and trainer of Captain Mal Smile

I guess I'm going to have to give him a call tomorrow...

Posted: Sat May 16, 2015 1:35 am

Perhaps it's time for another TOP SECRET dossier.

Perhaps GayRights4Nigeria is a front for a terrorist organization (they did plan to disrupt the elections with their gay rights march, after all). Now all applications are being denied to members of the group until the applicant proves he is actually gay and not a terrorist.

Posted: Sat May 16, 2015 2:11 am

^^^That is beautiful. Femmy is a glutton for punishment. Somehow, he found MJB's FB profile and requested her friendship. He now has it.

Posted: Sat May 16, 2015 3:12 am

Utterly brilliant, Orange Cat!! Very Happy

Posted: Sat May 16, 2015 3:18 am

Excellent Orange Cat. I love it!

It's time we turned up the heat on Femi.

We've been slacking off on him lately, and time to tighten the screws.

Posted: Sat May 16, 2015 4:09 am

Don't forget that Fem-E is a known associate of Captain Mal. Who knows what facts have been uncovered recently? They have to be checked out!

Posted: Sat May 16, 2015 2:29 pm

^^That's true. And the U.S. did, after all, divert a lot of manhours and money repositioning that satellite to protect him from Captain Mal's drones.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

He logged back into one of his FB accounts recently
https://www.facebook.com/adesanye.femi

Posted: Sun May 17, 2015 8:14 pm

Another email from Femi:

Quote:

Rex--- I respect you so much, i have been careful studying you but you
made me feel so bad about you, even from every word of your message
you do emailing me. But now i have been having doubting mind towards
you which make me lost trust in you.

Before you can regain the trust you have to convince me beyond
reasonable doubt in all ramifications.

(A) You said i should claim that i am a gay so that you can get me a
VISA while i am not a gay. Its when i clam a gay you can help get a
VISA.

(B) You said i should get my ass to Cameroon and could then get me
paperwork and plane ticket is waiting for me there,

I HAVE A QUESTIONS FOR YOU.

(1) Why do you said i should claim to be gay.
(2) Can't you get me the VISA, paperwork, plane ticket or get me a
seat on the U.S. ambassador's plane when i am here in Nigeria,
(3)WHY DO YOU INSIST IN CAMEROON?, which you know there is a plan
against me then.

Is gay not legalized in U.S, So why do you put everything on gay
issue, ' I repeat there is a plan against me which i have know for
long that is why i have been studying you and also careful'.

I FILLED AN EMPLOYMENT FORM GOING TO A YEAR NOW, YOU PROMISED TO HELP
ME TO SECURE EMPLOYMENT, NOW A VISA, BUT STORIES EVERYDAY, now you
came out with another strategist or plan to claim to be gay and you're
using gay issue to disrupted the employment and the VISA.

I am not going to Cameroon, i am not running from Nigeria because i
have never committed any offence or disobey or go against Nigeria law,
so why should i run?

You sent me an errand to peter's house in other to implicate or rope
me in. Later they came out with gay scandals just to dent my name or
implicate and rope me despite i used my money to delivered an errand
for you.

God will wages war against those who are planning evils and wages war
against me.

PLEASE I AM NOT A GAY, I CAN'T CLAIM TO BE GAY BECAUSE OF A PAPERWORK,
VISA AND PLAN TICKET, SO PROVE ME WRONG IF YOU CAN, Thank so much.

Rex replies:

Quote:

Femi—

Let me see if I can clear up a few things.

1) I know you are not gay. I never said you were. Other countries believe you are—countries that we have to work with, including your own country. As you are fully aware, homosexuality is a crime in Nigeria. But there are some there (even in the government) who believe that you are a homosexual.

And the Chinese, Russians, and North Koreans believe it as well. Now—they may turn a blind eye to that, but they saw your picture and those signs on TV in their own countries. They think you are a gay rights activist. I’ve assured them that you are not, but they are still hesitant and wary.

2) The U.S. does not have a problem with gays and gay marriage (although there are some citizens who believe it is against the Bible and God’s law). And the government doesn’t have a problem with it. What the problem is is that you are seen by some as a radical gay rights activist. And one rule we have to live by as government employees is that we do not protest or draw attention to ourselves.

3) I have spent a lot of time trying to convince the folks whose vote we need that you are not gay. But once I get them convinced, another photograph shows up on the internet where you are a gay spokesman. It’s like I’m running around in circles.

4) So far as my not helping you: Need I remind you of the manhours, money, and time that we have spent repositioning the satellite several times to prevent Captain Mal’s drones from targeting you? And did you do as I had instructed at one time (i.e., finding aluminium foil and hanging strips of that from your clothes? That would have thwarted any drones. But no—you refused to do so. So President Obama had to divert the satelite which was needed elsewhere to protect you. Do you know how many millions of dollars that cost?

5) I only offered pretending to be gay as one option. There was another. I am just trying to think of the easiest way to get you from there to here. If you were to pose as gay, you could be given an immediate emergency VISA because you would have been deemed as having human rights concerns for your safety.

6) So far as Cameroon—I don’t understand why you are so suddenly against that. A few months ago you were all gung-ho to go to there and catch a flight from there to the U.S. We even made sure the safe house was ready, but then you changed your mind.

7) No—I cannot get you a seat on the US ambassador to Nigeria’s plane. That is why I suggested Cameroon again.

8 ) You are clearly not aware of how international politics works. I have been doing everything I can to get you over here, as has President Obama. But he is not willing to send in an extraction team or the Navy SEALs.

9) If you wish to forget the whole thing, please let me know. I have tried and tried, and have been very patient with you. And you have not been doing anything to cooperate nor try to help yourself.

10) None of this ever would have happened if you had not abandoned MIss Nevada on her trips over there.

T. Rex

In my next email I will show Femi Orange Cat's dossier photo!

Posted: Sun May 17, 2015 8:51 pm

In case he tries to deny being a member of GayRights4Nigeria Smile

Posted: Sun May 17, 2015 9:05 pm

^^Thank you. That will come in very handy! Smile

Posted: Thu May 21, 2015 1:59 pm

Well, Femi must not be too happy with what has transpired.

He has not emailed me nor replied to my emails.

EDIT: Speak of the devil, I just got this from him. I have not replied yet:

Quote:

Rex---- I do always appreciate you, but now i come to understand a lot
of things, that most of the things is a lie. You said U.S does not
have problem with gays and gay marriage even the whole world know
that.

You said you have spent o lot of time trying to convince the folks
whose vote we need and my pictures show on internet THAT IS A PLAN,
Why those folks are not voting since U.S does not have problem with
gays. Despite i had been deceived a lot of time and you said i should
pretending to be gay as one option so that i can be rope again, so
they will start dent my name spreading news all over the world and
internet again, (COUNT ME OUT I WILL NEVER NEVER DO THAT, I WON'T DO
THAT MISTAKES AGAIN).

You said if i have to pose as a gay i maybe given an immediate
emergency VISA, why can't you given me immediate and emergency VISA
now!. Yes i against be going to Cameroon FOR WHAT?, i won't go there.
I have seen it for long that you people are trying to lure me out of
Nigeria to Cameroon for possible attack since the plan in Nigeria and
Benin Republic failed.

If you wanted to help me, help here in Nigeria, give me VISA and plane
ticket here not in Cameroon, i dont have problem with Nigerians and
Nigeria Government, i dont break any law, people know that i am not a
gay. It was a plan work i won't fall in anybody trap anymore. I know
those who planned gay scandal against me will not go unpunish even
those who involved directly or indirectly will face the court of God.

I won't allow anybody to deceive me anymore, i so much trust you
before, but where is the trust now. Miss Nevada behavious has show
that she is work with evil people. The petitions i wrote to Nigeria
authority let me understand a lot of things.

IT WILL BE OUT OF WICKEDNESS IF YOU REFUSE TO HELP ME BECAUSE IN THE
BEGINNING THAT ISN'T OUR AGREEMENT, YOU PROMISED TO GIVE ME EMPLOYMENT
AND YOU ALSO HELP ME TO GET VISA. So, where is the promises now.

I'll continue thanking you but i leave everything for God to judge.

I AM NOT A GAY AND I WON'T CLAIM OR POSE TO BE GAY BECAUSE OF VISA OR
EMPLOYMENT.

Posted: Thu May 21, 2015 11:55 pm

Since I'm still posting to myself, I sent this to Femi a few minutes ago. Personally, I am sick of Femi:

Quote:

Femi

I will be blunt—I do NOT like the tone of your email. You are blaming me for this?

I have done everything to help you. So far as pretending to be gay—I was just thinking of options. You are the one who wants to get out of there so badly—not me!

If you don’t want to fly out of Cameroon—then that’s fine with me. I am not trying to lure you from anywhere. And, if I recall correctly, YOU were excited about the safe house several months ago. Now you are claiming I am trying to lure you?

I have no idea what you mean of these traps and conspiracies. But I do know that I am not happy about these accusations nor is President Obama. He has practically decided to wash his hands of this whole thing.

And wickedness if I refuse to help? Excuse me—but you haven’t done a fucking thing to help yourself, and you are blaming me? Wasn’t I that got President Obama’s okay to reposition those satellites to save your ass from Captain Mal? Wasn’t I the one who called you in the middle of the night to warn you of the attack? Wasn’t I one who interceded on your behalf to stop ISIS from killing you?

Wasn’t it my men who were taking down those gay photos of you in Nigeria? Wasn’t it my men who kept a lookout to make sure you were safe? Wasn’t it my men who did all of that? And what did you do? You hid and cowered under your bed.

So far as the mission—let’s be honest—you fucked it up.

I had a briefing dossier on my desk yesterday morning, and on top of that—another goddamn photo of your ties with that gay group.

And the U.S. does tolerate and embraces homosexuality—but they don’t appreciate the militant homosexual protestors when they are present or future employees.

And you have been lazy. I have waited months and months for copies of those petitions you filed, and you came up with one excuse after another for not providing copies of them to me.

If you don’t want to go to Cameroon to get a quick, hassle-free fligiht to the U.S., then don’t. That is up to you. If you expect myself or President Obama to thumb our fingers at the NIgerian government to fly you out while you are on their list of homosexual activists, then you can think again.

And yes—your government believes you are a homosexual activist working with “GayRights4Nigeria.” If you want the police knocking on your door in the middle of the night, then that’s fine with me.

Attached are the photos of my dossier, as well as the latest photo of your membership of that group.

You can do what you want to do. I don’t have time anymore for this nonsense.

And I would have thought you would have send a sympathy card to Dr. V’s widow. After all—he did save your life and died because of it.

T. Rex]

NOTE: I send the last two pics that OrangeCat was kind enough to provide Smile

Posted: Thu May 21, 2015 11:59 pm

He hasn't responded to Sierra in a bit, but struck up a conversation with MJB. He wants her to get him a Visa and job in the US.

Posted: Fri May 22, 2015 1:32 am

Terrific slap, Dwatina. That should leave him whimpering.

Posted: Fri May 22, 2015 1:39 am

bware419ers wrote:

but struck up a conversation with MJB

Did he just randomly find her or has MJB been in contact with him before?

Posted: Fri May 22, 2015 2:09 am

He randomly found her, it appears. She does have quite a few of Pig$'s friends connected to that account. Odd coincidence though and it's his Sonya R account.

Posted: Fri May 22, 2015 11:01 am

@JF: Thanks Smile

Femi is becoming more and more annoying. And he won't do anything anymore. Hell--he's too lazy to even send emails every day.

I don't think he's going to travel. Maybe Captain Mal will have to scare him again.

For now, any U.S. protection of Femi is done with.

Posted: Fri May 22, 2015 11:13 am

Should Captain Mal tell Fem-E that their feud is over after his 'betrayal' by Sierra, and that he accepts the offer of sex (with Fem-E as the passive partner, of course) and he'll be returning to West Africa to ramp up the struggle for gay rights a notch?

BTW - great reply, Doc!

Posted: Fri May 22, 2015 11:49 am

^^Thanks, Yastreb Smile

As far as I'm concerned, Captain Mal can do whatever he wants.

Femi does protest too much about not being gay. I'm sure Captain Mal can rile him up even more! Laughing

Posted: Sun May 31, 2015 8:51 pm

I still have not heard from Femi, and to be honest--it's just as well.

He became lazy and tiresome. To be honest--I really won't miss him.

Good luck to the others if they keep the bait with him going.

Thanks to everyone who let me join in Smile

We had some fun and I helped with a few safaris. And got him to meet the Short One Laughing

Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2015 9:23 am

Since Daddy Nevada turned out to be a fake, I haven't heard from Femi since I sent him an invitation to the christening of Sierra's baby. No loss. Have at him, Yastreb.

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