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Asena
Elite Baiter
Joined: 26 Jan 2010
Posts: 1380
Location: Turn Left at Orion
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Mon Feb 03, 2014 9:35 pm |
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| Asena I have filled in a WU for you. What's the question? |
Looks like it oughta be how many beermats are there between the 1 and the .99?  |
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Asena
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webstore x 1
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oscarpiles
#1 Moderator
Joined: 13 Apr 2012
Posts: 6776
Location: Sec tarnfuseslking with Fae and she co
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Mon Feb 03, 2014 9:36 pm |
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G to the Mofo T don't listen to these Lotharios. Your Big Hairy Pro Wrassler (undefeated I might add) will protect you:
Plus I wouldn't make you use this thing:
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DON'T BE A SQUARE DONATE
I do not want to be associated with occult and blood sucking organization,i was told that you are not a man of God but an occult leader with 666 sign. - Elvis
Until thy kingdom hell of stupidity thy come!!! - Sarah
I AM GOING CRAZYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Bobby/Jenny/Jugs/moneyp**
ufffffffffffffffffffffffff - Outlander
F*ck you ass all – Jerry Asshat
i am a good lad i have told u that many times - Kevin the Idiot
You need home training lol - Brian LaLadyBits
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GTmama
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Sep 2013
Posts: 1964
Location: Moving benches, staring at statues...
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Mon Feb 03, 2014 10:37 pm |
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You mean the cot? 
OP, I sometimes forget I have my own personal bodyguard. I thought you looked like this though.
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X 68 X 6
- Pig$: Enugu to Lagos with Oscarpiles
- Pig$
What a fuckkkkkkkkkk - Pig$
I just lost some gadamn fucking hope. - Pig$
Shit ball am getting angry gradually - Pig$
Been killed is better for me noow, I ve got nothing to lose - Pig$
Every has two eyes but by being there for each other we can have four eyes each. - Mary Mary
http://www.scambaitingtools.comToolbox
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TheFae
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Jun 2009
Posts: 14295
Location: Playing Space in the Street - DECENT!
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Mon Feb 03, 2014 10:44 pm |
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@Duckster, I would love a poem about sitekilling. ♥
Knock yourself out! |
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"This is really bad"
"my account has been disable and can not sell anymore and this is all i live on" |
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weaselhunter
419Eater is my life
Joined: 23 Jan 2014
Posts: 295
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Tue Feb 04, 2014 2:07 am |
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TheFae
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Jun 2009
Posts: 14295
Location: Playing Space in the Street - DECENT!
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Tue Feb 04, 2014 4:18 am |
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^Oh, melt my heart why don't you? Everyone, awwwww!
ETA: Little hornlets even! |
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x 4 x 5 x 6
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GO GOLD! **CLICKY**
"This is really bad"
"my account has been disable and can not sell anymore and this is all i live on" |
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TheFae
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Jun 2009
Posts: 14295
Location: Playing Space in the Street - DECENT!
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Tue Feb 04, 2014 8:03 am |
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Duckster came through via PM. Wanna share, Duckster?
My head exploded, it was that good.  |
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x 4 x 5 x 6
x 3,000+
GO GOLD! **CLICKY**
"This is really bad"
"my account has been disable and can not sell anymore and this is all i live on" |
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B8er
Associate Boomdazzler
Joined: 16 Feb 2009
Posts: 13625
Location: In self-isolation practicing social distancing
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Tue Feb 04, 2014 8:05 am |
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| ^Oh, melt my heart why don't you? Everyone, awwwww! |
I've run out of wrapping paper, but hopefully he'll get to you
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"I DENOUNCE THE MUFFIN MEN" - Ma Kim
"YOU ARE WALKING DEAD MAN. YOUR WOODEN COFFIN IS READY TO SWALLOW YOU AND YOUR DIRTY GENERATION"
"all chaps are ass-less by design otherwise they just be leather pants" - jose_cuervo
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x 4 x 1746 x 1904 - Fake cheques: $4,392,620.83
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Phil Yerboots
Elite Baiter
Joined: 29 Oct 2009
Posts: 1342
Location: Back in Asena's sandbox
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Tue Feb 04, 2014 9:14 am |
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@Asena The answer of course is 419 beermats!
Just to make it clear I'm not 12 years old. It's just really hard to write with a mouse.
They don't like being dipped in the ink. |
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Ibadan-Abidjan-Bouake (with Dr Mike & The Monsignor) "i sleep in the park again and am scaring" Ebay (with SheepFishing)
Todger Club (Class of 2013)
"I want your head on a platter between my slapping breast-buds." Doughnut
"You are sick and need medical attention. I just realised." Pee |
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GTmama
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Sep 2013
Posts: 1964
Location: Moving benches, staring at statues...
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Tue Feb 04, 2014 9:30 am |
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Aawwwwwwwwww!!! I want one! |
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X 68 X 6
- Pig$: Enugu to Lagos with Oscarpiles
- Pig$
What a fuckkkkkkkkkk - Pig$
I just lost some gadamn fucking hope. - Pig$
Shit ball am getting angry gradually - Pig$
Been killed is better for me noow, I ve got nothing to lose - Pig$
Every has two eyes but by being there for each other we can have four eyes each. - Mary Mary
http://www.scambaitingtools.comToolbox
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Duckling
Elite Baiter
Joined: 13 Jul 2013
Posts: 1793
Location: Not quite there yet
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Tue Feb 04, 2014 9:47 am |
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Duckster came through via PM. Wanna share, Duckster?
My head exploded, it was that good. |
The old crew and the mods are going to lynch me if they'll be forced to read again what the then 20-years old me wrote back in the great DoS crisis days. 
ETA: OK, fine. I'll settle for a compromise and instead of copying and pasting that drivel here, I'll just add a link to the old thread. Open at your own peril: http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=121968 |
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Sloth: "Your lies are so absurd that you made me stranded in another man’s land! Kindly don’t write back or reply my message again because if you do my God Almighty will purnish and destroy you in JESUS’ name! AMEN."
"You are very stupid! Do you hear me?! Stupid is your name!" -Lovely Laura
"I will take your name and use it for the Money Ritual!" -Lovely Laura again.
"I will send you a letter bomb. Don't worry, I will send Boko Haram to your country." -Boko Boy.
"Ogun kill you your family go die this year!" -David the Payment Agent |
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Asena
Elite Baiter
Joined: 26 Jan 2010
Posts: 1380
Location: Turn Left at Orion
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Tue Feb 04, 2014 10:46 am |
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They don't like being dipped in the ink. |
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Your WU made me think of Olly Murs singing...
Dear Darlin', please forgive my writing. I can't stop my hands from shaking... |
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Asena
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SweetPoison
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 01 Sep 2013
Posts: 604
Location: Chattin it up with the love lads
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Tue Feb 04, 2014 11:03 am |
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Hey, my avatar has the VD spirit! Is this asking you non romantics to join the wonderful world of "love you more" and "til death do us part?" |
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"I've never been mad like this, you pull out the madness in me." Chris Walker
"...how did come across such irresponsible,foolish,idiotic goop scammer trying to play games on me... " Micheal Henry
"YOU FUCKING SCUMBERG LIAR" Teddy
"All your genaration are f***ing bitches and we are gonna kill everyone in your f***ing family...f***ing imposter" Johnny
"I am totally down with your pretense and ways you fooled me all along." CPG
Teddy Cole James Sgt S Rice Johnny
Mr Bello: Lagos - Cotonou - Allada - Toffo 'I will find you and all your whole team,you all will run mad that I can say...fucking retard bastard asshole'
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redo
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 20 May 2013
Posts: 687
Location: Pushing lads' buttons
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Tue Feb 04, 2014 9:44 pm |
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I saw this and immediately thought of y'all 
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Porky, Petunia, & progeny:
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Mr. Cheater, Lagos to SH Accra
"to help us fish this people out any where they are this massage should not be forwarded to them or any body, Be very carefully what ever you are doing with these crocks" - Mark Smith
"Please proceed immediately and stop playing on yourself. Am i understood!!!??" - Barr. David
"Now i know you need to visit Rehab. Simple English you can't understand and you keep playing games, I regret having you here, please stop sending me emails." - Barr. David again
"I am sorry to say you lack gurts" - Bernard Hill
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Ewok
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 11 Jan 2014
Posts: 688
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Tue Feb 04, 2014 9:51 pm |
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My missus is a romantic, she spends a fortune on sexy undies, make up and perfume so I find her attractive. I suggested we could save a few quid, buying me a bottle of Single Malt will have the same effect. |
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x9 i hope you are alright because you sound like someone who has been mad before white pig-solomonodoom.
Small member of the Todger Club
well i can see you just trying to command a whole captain in the army huh i shud live my work to do dat huh well if u dont want m forget it u giving me condition or wat huh - Captain Mark
YOU ARE A JOKER AND I KNWE IT,YOU ARE GUYMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - goodwill dukk
you are a fucking fool,that is why you are lonely there,fucking white pig. - solomonodoom.
What kind of person are you devil-Austin Burberry
Did your Mother Kill you??? Honestly your not Woman No not A Mother - PeterJ
you are stupid old girl! i think you never have a sex for many years why not you use your finger?? or kill yourself-werkagegnehu |
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GTmama
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Sep 2013
Posts: 1964
Location: Moving benches, staring at statues...
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Wed Feb 05, 2014 12:04 am |
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Duckling the poem was hilarious!!!! 
@Redo, now I need to go find Teddy, my Avi, some of those horns. |
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X 68 X 6
- Pig$: Enugu to Lagos with Oscarpiles
- Pig$
What a fuckkkkkkkkkk - Pig$
I just lost some gadamn fucking hope. - Pig$
Shit ball am getting angry gradually - Pig$
Been killed is better for me noow, I ve got nothing to lose - Pig$
Every has two eyes but by being there for each other we can have four eyes each. - Mary Mary
http://www.scambaitingtools.comToolbox
Keep The Party Rockin'!
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basts child
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Aug 2011
Posts: 1318
Location: confusing the shit out of my spam filter
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Wed Feb 05, 2014 12:50 am |
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@ Irish ooo I love old spice.
@ JC alas those pics don't do anything for me. I'm more the realistic type.
I find the oddest men attractive. Which means I'll probably do well here. Snicker
ok here's my site killer poem
slashing up a site
in a one world internet
over the modem we go
lads made a bad bet
phones abroad will ring
making scammers mad
what fun it is to kill a site
and make those ogas feel bad
lalalalal
Line up men. First one with a porterhouse steak wins! |
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x9 x2 X24 X138 x3 x2 x2 x4  X2 X3 x5 x11 x2 X4 X12 x10 x3 x2  2 Antigua flag needed
x 15  
for my Lagos,Nigeria to Parakou,Benin Lad Senator Anyim Pius
~okay yes i we be mayonaise for you~
THE WESTERN UNION MUST GIVE YOU A PEPPER AS A RECEIPT. IF THEY GAVE YOU THIS CONFIRMATION PEPPER THEN ATTACH IT AND SEND IT TO ME OKAY.
'rooms are fully air-Conditional' Air, get while it lasts!
~ANCIENT, not old!~ Says Basts Child! |
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Justcold
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 27 Dec 2011
Posts: 6971
Location: Happy New Year!
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Wed Feb 05, 2014 1:05 am |
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^Tough crowd this year....ooooooo
May have to break out the guitar... |
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06/24/2015 Good journey Paranoid.
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10/21/2018 Thank you for the laughs Toomuchfun.
03/21/2019 Keep drinking Grape Nehi, JC. I will, Irish. You win this time. |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Wed Feb 05, 2014 3:37 am |
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basts child
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Aug 2011
Posts: 1318
Location: confusing the shit out of my spam filter
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Wed Feb 05, 2014 5:12 am |
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Sorry JC let me poor you a tall cold glass of something and rub your poor tired feet. Forgive me?
@ Corona hun no crowd is too tough for you. You leavin' any here for us poor average women? ps tell me your secret! |
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x9 x2 X24 X138 x3 x2 x2 x4 X2 X3 x5 x11 x2 X4 X12 x10 x3 x2 2 Antigua flag needed
x 15
for my Lagos,Nigeria to Parakou,Benin Lad Senator Anyim Pius
~okay yes i we be mayonaise for you~
THE WESTERN UNION MUST GIVE YOU A PEPPER AS A RECEIPT. IF THEY GAVE YOU THIS CONFIRMATION PEPPER THEN ATTACH IT AND SEND IT TO ME OKAY.
'rooms are fully air-Conditional' Air, get while it lasts!
~ANCIENT, not old!~ Says Basts Child! |
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Capone
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 16 Feb 2013
Posts: 10596
Location: Blackacre
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Wed Feb 05, 2014 8:57 am |
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My poor offering:
Roses are Red
Violets are blue,
Regardless of gender,
I love the Eater crew
Roses are red
Violets are blue,
A token of my esteem
Awaits at WU.
Apologies... |
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X 73 Eco-friendly sty under construction
x 116
Fake law firm sites killed x3
500 in 6-walked
x4
 Atlanta-Las Vegas -Seattle-San Diego-Seattle 2.0Atlanta-Jackson Hole, WY, Atlanta-Aspen, CO-with Juan
Ghana-Bouake with Choppa and Dr. Mike
Courtesy of SH Ivory Coast!
Accra-Lome with Choppa
Ghana-Burkina Faso with Choppah
-Accra-Singapore Team Woody
"no! no no money!!! all this was not true! .. "- vlad rant
" i have complained to those who think life is a comedy to those who feel life is a tragedy. " Mr. Pekkar's Problem
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Wed Feb 05, 2014 11:54 am |
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
And the snowdrops
have gone a very peculiar colour since Grebbo was in the garden |
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Duckling
Elite Baiter
Joined: 13 Jul 2013
Posts: 1793
Location: Not quite there yet
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Wed Feb 05, 2014 12:41 pm |
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Roses are...
WTF am I even doing here? |
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Sloth: "Your lies are so absurd that you made me stranded in another man’s land! Kindly don’t write back or reply my message again because if you do my God Almighty will purnish and destroy you in JESUS’ name! AMEN."
"You are very stupid! Do you hear me?! Stupid is your name!" -Lovely Laura
"I will take your name and use it for the Money Ritual!" -Lovely Laura again.
"I will send you a letter bomb. Don't worry, I will send Boko Haram to your country." -Boko Boy.
"Ogun kill you your family go die this year!" -David the Payment Agent |
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Ewok
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 11 Jan 2014
Posts: 688
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Wed Feb 05, 2014 1:33 pm |
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Roses are red
Not sending the MTCN code
Really messes with their head. |
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x9 i hope you are alright because you sound like someone who has been mad before white pig-solomonodoom.
Small member of the Todger Club
well i can see you just trying to command a whole captain in the army huh i shud live my work to do dat huh well if u dont want m forget it u giving me condition or wat huh - Captain Mark
YOU ARE A JOKER AND I KNWE IT,YOU ARE GUYMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - goodwill dukk
you are a fucking fool,that is why you are lonely there,fucking white pig. - solomonodoom.
What kind of person are you devil-Austin Burberry
Did your Mother Kill you??? Honestly your not Woman No not A Mother - PeterJ
you are stupid old girl! i think you never have a sex for many years why not you use your finger?? or kill yourself-werkagegnehu |
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Badgerbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4507
Location: Winter spites...
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Wed Feb 05, 2014 2:55 pm |
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¿Cómo está la Corona dulce este hermoso día? |
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I have arrived in Moscow. Has gone to bank and to me have told that there is no such transfer for me!!!!
What does it mean? You played with me? If it so that you very much the cruel man and I am assured of that that the god will see your cruelty.
Explain to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Alena Byk0va
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We are Karma's soldiers.
<a href="/forum/donate.php">Mugu Gold</a>
I must be cruel, only to be kind:
Thus bad begins and worse remains behind. -Hamlet, scene iv
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