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Capone
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Joined: 16 Feb 2013
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Location: Blackacre
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Sun Feb 02, 2014 2:07 pm |
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PF, that's an invitation to homicide.
Can't engage in VD greetings since my namesake ordered/participated in the VD massacre. Not romantic at all. |
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Courtesy of SH Ivory Coast!
Accra-Lome with Choppa
Ghana-Burkina Faso with Choppah
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"no! no no money!!! all this was not true! .. "- vlad rant
" i have complained to those who think life is a comedy to those who feel life is a tragedy. " Mr. Pekkar's Problem
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Asena
Elite Baiter
Joined: 26 Jan 2010
Posts: 1380
Location: Turn Left at Orion
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Ok, dart board, 20 names, 1 dart, I'll be back later  |
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Hey, Irish, if my name isn't one of the 20, a little reminder of why it ought to be:
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oscarpiles
#1 Moderator
Joined: 13 Apr 2012
Posts: 6776
Location: Sec tarnfuseslking with Fae and she co
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Sun Feb 02, 2014 3:01 pm |
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PF, that's an invitation to homicide.
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Homicide would be the easy way out. I bought her a Riding Mower for her Birthday many years back and I'm still paying for it. |
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Until thy kingdom hell of stupidity thy come!!! - Sarah
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ufffffffffffffffffffffffff - Outlander
F*ck you ass all – Jerry Asshat
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weaselhunter
419Eater is my life
Joined: 23 Jan 2014
Posts: 295
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Sun Feb 02, 2014 4:39 pm |
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Since I missed last years VD here, I thought I'd prepare myself for this year
Ladies...please, one at a time |
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TheFae
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Jun 2009
Posts: 14295
Location: Playing Space in the Street - DECENT!
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Sun Feb 02, 2014 6:28 pm |
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^^Now that's some wooage.
Not. |
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Fryer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Mar 2008
Posts: 2672
Location: Global Computer Mega Cafe
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Sun Feb 02, 2014 8:30 pm |
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From the title, I thought this was going to be more revelations about that ongoing thing between PF and SOOI.... |
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YOU ARE A MOTHERFUCKER SCUMBAG AND AN EMPTY VESSEL
FUCK YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY . YOU ARE SATAN. YOU ARE ANTI-CHRIST
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GTmama
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Sep 2013
Posts: 1964
Location: Moving benches, staring at statues...
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Sun Feb 02, 2014 9:27 pm |
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OMG Weaselhunter!! I'm all over that!!
OP how about a coat like this?
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- Pig$: Enugu to Lagos with Oscarpiles
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What a fuckkkkkkkkkk - Pig$
I just lost some gadamn fucking hope. - Pig$
Shit ball am getting angry gradually - Pig$
Been killed is better for me noow, I ve got nothing to lose - Pig$
Every has two eyes but by being there for each other we can have four eyes each. - Mary Mary
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conga22
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2009
Posts: 2097
Location: Look Behind You
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Sun Feb 02, 2014 9:45 pm |
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A wee Glesca Poem
Slaggy Senga fell in love
She planned to marry Joe
She was so happy 'bout it all
She told her faither so
Faither told her "Senga doll
You'll have to find another"
I dinnae want yer maw to know
But Joe is half yer brother"
So Senga put aside her Joe
And planned to marry Will
But when she told her faither that
He said "there's trouble still"
Ye cannae marry Will ma doll
And please don't tell yer mother
But will and Joe and several mair
I know is half yer brother"
But mother knew and said
"My doll, just do what makes you happy
Marry Joe or marry Will.....
CAUSE FAITHER'S NO YER PAPPY" |
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PLEASE,WE DO NOT WANT ANY URGLY SITUATION IN THIS TRANSACTION
There is a lot of spaces in the receipt for them to put their stamp, so why do they put the stamp on the 10 digital codes, and you know that without the correct number ,western union here cannot issue out the payment. (I know )
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Merry Widow
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 05 Mar 2009
Posts: 582
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Mon Feb 03, 2014 12:41 am |
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| Anyone got any ideas what I should get the Missus? |
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Oh, heck, YES!
All I have is manual one. Borrowed one just like that on a Sunday last September and thought, woo hoo, this is heaven! |
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GTmama
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Sep 2013
Posts: 1964
Location: Moving benches, staring at statues...
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Mon Feb 03, 2014 12:59 am |
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^^ I don't even know what the hell that is! |
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What a fuckkkkkkkkkk - Pig$
I just lost some gadamn fucking hope. - Pig$
Shit ball am getting angry gradually - Pig$
Been killed is better for me noow, I ve got nothing to lose - Pig$
Every has two eyes but by being there for each other we can have four eyes each. - Mary Mary
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Mon Feb 03, 2014 1:14 am |
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@MW I know the way to a womans heart.
@GTmama It's a Minnesota aphrodisiac. |
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Merry Widow
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 05 Mar 2009
Posts: 582
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Mon Feb 03, 2014 1:27 am |
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| ^^ I don't even know what the hell that is! |
Gas powered log splitter. Wonderful invention for those of us with a wood stove. |
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Justcold
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Joined: 27 Dec 2011
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Location: Happy New Year!
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Mon Feb 03, 2014 1:29 am |
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@GTmama..that is a log splitter.
Remember our walk the other day.. ?
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06/24/2015 Good journey Paranoid.
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redo
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 20 May 2013
Posts: 687
Location: Pushing lads' buttons
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Mon Feb 03, 2014 2:20 am |
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Oh, -that- kind of VD. Heh, I see I'm not the only who wondered what you had cooked up for the romance lads
A bit of love advice from a current lad, because he's a real whiner...er, winner, I mean:
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That's right ladies, he's not picky, just be white!  |
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Mr. Cheater, Lagos to SH Accra
"to help us fish this people out any where they are this massage should not be forwarded to them or any body, Be very carefully what ever you are doing with these crocks" - Mark Smith
"Please proceed immediately and stop playing on yourself. Am i understood!!!??" - Barr. David
"Now i know you need to visit Rehab. Simple English you can't understand and you keep playing games, I regret having you here, please stop sending me emails." - Barr. David again
"I am sorry to say you lack gurts" - Bernard Hill
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Justcold
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Location: Happy New Year!
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Mon Feb 03, 2014 2:25 am |
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^Romance please...na lad abeg. Guymen stay off OOOOOOO |
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06/24/2015 Good journey Paranoid.
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10/21/2018 Thank you for the laughs Toomuchfun.
03/21/2019 Keep drinking Grape Nehi, JC. I will, Irish. You win this time. |
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GTmama
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Sep 2013
Posts: 1964
Location: Moving benches, staring at statues...
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Mon Feb 03, 2014 2:44 am |
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@GTmama..that is a log splitter.
Remember our walk the other day.. ? |
Log splitter? Good god I'd die if I lived somewhere where one of those was necessary! But I suppose if I had to do it manually then buying one would be on the top of my list. Not for Vday though. I did get a toaster for xmas once. He hasn't lived that one down either. But it has come back to bite me because now when I ask for things like a Dyson or an expensive set of pots & pans or knives, he says no because he learned his lesson. Right, now I think he just uses it as a handy excuse!
JC, my walk yesterday looked a lot more like that pic at 75F but it's back down to 35F today. Up down up down.... |
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- Pig$: Enugu to Lagos with Oscarpiles
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What a fuckkkkkkkkkk - Pig$
I just lost some gadamn fucking hope. - Pig$
Shit ball am getting angry gradually - Pig$
Been killed is better for me noow, I ve got nothing to lose - Pig$
Every has two eyes but by being there for each other we can have four eyes each. - Mary Mary
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redo
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 20 May 2013
Posts: 687
Location: Pushing lads' buttons
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Mon Feb 03, 2014 2:46 am |
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| ^Romance please...na lad abeg. Guymen stay off OOOOOOO |
Oops, sorry JC! I'm married, so I've forgotten everything I ever knew about romance |
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Mr. Cheater, Lagos to SH Accra
"to help us fish this people out any where they are this massage should not be forwarded to them or any body, Be very carefully what ever you are doing with these crocks" - Mark Smith
"Please proceed immediately and stop playing on yourself. Am i understood!!!??" - Barr. David
"Now i know you need to visit Rehab. Simple English you can't understand and you keep playing games, I regret having you here, please stop sending me emails." - Barr. David again
"I am sorry to say you lack gurts" - Bernard Hill
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Justcold
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Location: Happy New Year!
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Mon Feb 03, 2014 3:11 am |
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^My Eater love is here...to borrow the great TS's words **sigh**. |
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06/24/2015 Good journey Paranoid.
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03/21/2019 Keep drinking Grape Nehi, JC. I will, Irish. You win this time. |
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basts child
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Aug 2011
Posts: 1318
Location: confusing the shit out of my spam filter
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Mon Feb 03, 2014 4:09 am |
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Oh my I'm not sure I have enough courage worked up to be here yet.
@ fae that "sorry" on the first post cracked me up!!
Do I really smell aftershave in here? OOOO |
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irishemigrant
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Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Posts: 4933
Location: 40*45' S 172* 34'E
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Mon Feb 03, 2014 5:44 am |
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^^ I go for the expensive aftershave, that tang of sea air, the scent of rotting seaweed, you can't go past Old Spice
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Goodbye Mike (Paranoid) Friend, confidant, partner. Till we meet again.
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B8er
Associate Boomdazzler
Joined: 16 Feb 2009
Posts: 13625
Location: In self-isolation practicing social distancing
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Mon Feb 03, 2014 6:29 am |
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^^^Ooh get Mr sophisticated with his Old Spice.
Guys, splash some of this on and you'll be fighting off the ladies
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Mon Feb 03, 2014 11:37 am |
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sniff sniff
I do apologise seems like Greebo has been marking his territory again.
Oh dear, my mistake. It's that time of year again. |
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Phil Yerboots
Elite Baiter
Joined: 29 Oct 2009
Posts: 1342
Location: Back in Asena's sandbox
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Mon Feb 03, 2014 12:31 pm |
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Right. Time to warm up the old love muscle. No, not that one.
Asena bright, Asena fair
O beauteous star of Eater
My heart is thine
Pray do not care
For fickle lads who'll cheat ya
Say you'll be mine
This Valentine
Make all my dreams come true
I'll send you laptops, mobile phones
I just require your WU.
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Asena
Elite Baiter
Joined: 26 Jan 2010
Posts: 1380
Location: Turn Left at Orion
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Mon Feb 03, 2014 2:26 pm |
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Hi lovely Phil, your poem is brill; such words I will always treasure.
My WU for you, has test A & Q, and a delay for good measure.
Ta da!
mwah xxx |
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