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PostPosted: Sun Feb 02, 2014 2:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

PF, that's an invitation to homicide.

Can't engage in VD greetings since my namesake ordered/participated in the VD massacre. Not romantic at all.

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 02, 2014 2:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

irishemigrant wrote:


Ok, dart board, 20 names, 1 dart, I'll be back later Very Happy


^Laughing Laughing

Hey, Irish, if my name isn't one of the 20, a little reminder of why it ought to be:

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 02, 2014 3:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Capone Wrote:
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PF, that's an invitation to homicide.


Homicide would be the easy way out. I bought her a Riding Mower for her Birthday many years back and I'm still paying for it.

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 02, 2014 4:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Since I missed last years VD here, I thought I'd prepare myself for this year


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PostPosted: Sun Feb 02, 2014 6:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^Now that's some wooage.
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 02, 2014 8:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

From the title, I thought this was going to be more revelations about that ongoing thing between PF and SOOI....

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 02, 2014 9:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

OMG Weaselhunter!! I'm all over that!! Laughing

OP how about a coat like this?

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 02, 2014 9:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

A wee Glesca Poem

Slaggy Senga fell in love
She planned to marry Joe
She was so happy 'bout it all
She told her faither so
Faither told her "Senga doll
You'll have to find another"
I dinnae want yer maw to know
But Joe is half yer brother"

So Senga put aside her Joe
And planned to marry Will
But when she told her faither that
He said "there's trouble still"
Ye cannae marry Will ma doll
And please don't tell yer mother
But will and Joe and several mair
I know is half yer brother"

But mother knew and said
"My doll, just do what makes you happy
Marry Joe or marry Will.....
CAUSE FAITHER'S NO YER PAPPY"

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 12:41 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Pastor Frank wrote:
oscarpiles wrote:
Anyone got any ideas what I should get the Missus?


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Oh, heck, YES!

All I have is manual one. Borrowed one just like that on a Sunday last September and thought, woo hoo, this is heaven!

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 12:59 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ I don't even know what the hell that is!

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 1:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@MW I know the way to a womans heart.

@GTmama It's a Minnesota aphrodisiac.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 1:27 am Reply with quoteBack to top

GTmama wrote:
^^ I don't even know what the hell that is!

Gas powered log splitter. Wonderful invention for those of us with a wood stove.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 1:29 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@GTmama..that is a log splitter.


Remember our walk the other day.. ?

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 2:20 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Oh, -that- kind of VD. Heh, I see I'm not the only who wondered what you had cooked up for the romance lads Laughing

A bit of love advice from a current lad, because he's a real whiner...er, winner, I mean:

love lad wrote:
I have had this dream of marring a white lady and for quite sometime now I just met wrong people online and lies. Ghana ladies arent so bad like most other men from here will say but well my last experienced wasnt good and I doubt if I want to date and marry here since I have this dream of living the rest of my life with a white lady


That's right ladies, he's not picky, just be white! Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 2:25 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^Romance please...na lad abeg. Guymen stay off OOOOOOO

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 2:44 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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@GTmama..that is a log splitter.


Remember our walk the other day.. ?


Log splitter? Good god I'd die if I lived somewhere where one of those was necessary! But I suppose if I had to do it manually then buying one would be on the top of my list. Not for Vday though. I did get a toaster for xmas once. He hasn't lived that one down either. But it has come back to bite me because now when I ask for things like a Dyson or an expensive set of pots & pans or knives, he says no because he learned his lesson. Right, now I think he just uses it as a handy excuse!

JC, my walk yesterday looked a lot more like that pic at 75F but it's back down to 35F today. Up down up down....

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^Romance please...na lad abeg. Guymen stay off OOOOOOO


Oops, sorry JC! I'm married, so I've forgotten everything I ever knew about romance Wink

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Valentine's again!

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^My Eater love is here...to borrow the great TS's words **sigh**.

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Oh my I'm not sure I have enough courage worked up to be here yet.
@ fae that "sorry" on the first post cracked me up!!
Do I really smell aftershave in here? OOOO

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 5:44 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ I go for the expensive aftershave, that tang of sea air, the scent of rotting seaweed, you can't go past Old Spice

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^^^Ooh get Mr sophisticated with his Old Spice.

Guys, splash some of this on and you'll be fighting off the ladies

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sniff sniff
I do apologise seems like Greebo has been marking his territory again.

Oh dear, my mistake. It's that time of year again.
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 12:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Right. Time to warm up the old love muscle. No, not that one.

Asena bright, Asena fair
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Pray do not care
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Say you'll be mine
This Valentine
Make all my dreams come true
I'll send you laptops, mobile phones
I just require your WU.


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 2:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hi lovely Phil, your poem is brill; such words I will always treasure.
My WU for you, has test A & Q, and a delay for good measure.

Ta da!

mwah xxx

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