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Justcold
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Corona...That song and the light dancing off of you as we danced.. 
You can bait me anytime...I tell ya!
Happy Valentine's Day to all! |
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06/24/2015 Good journey Paranoid.
02/20/2017 You are missed Capone.
10/21/2018 Thank you for the laughs Toomuchfun.
03/21/2019 Keep drinking Grape Nehi, JC. I will, Irish. You win this time. |
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Joker
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Joined: 26 Jul 2012
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Sat Feb 15, 2014 1:17 am |
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Mr. J, it seems you know what turns me on... I look forward to documenting your achievements. Of course, I need to check it by myself - not because I dont trust you, darling, but if it is meant to give you my heart I need to see the damages you can made.
If you respect your promises, I will step into this minefield holding your hand, I will let you see yourself through my eyes and the hell will seem not warm enough for you. If you're lucky, in this order... |
Firefly baby, you know that I am not nearly bad enough on my own.... but you.... complete.... me. You are the Harley Quinn to my heart and soul, and the world is ripe for our taking. I would follow you through the fires of our mad love, skipping hand in hand with you down the mine field.
Anarchy awaits us lovely lady. Will you be mine and only mine? Will you take this mad man's hand in marriage as we burn down the world, starting with our wonderful honeymoon spot in Nigeria?
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firef1y
419Eater is my life
Joined: 21 Sep 2012
Posts: 373
Location: on the front lobe of their left side brains
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Sat Feb 15, 2014 1:20 am |
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I do. Glad to be your Harley Quinn, Mr. J. At least for a year starting from this moment 
Damn, where is a fake pastor/reverend father, when you need one? |
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Justcold
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Location: Happy New Year!
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Sat Feb 15, 2014 1:22 am |
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^and YOU need to come around more often...  |
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06/24/2015 Good journey Paranoid.
02/20/2017 You are missed Capone.
10/21/2018 Thank you for the laughs Toomuchfun.
03/21/2019 Keep drinking Grape Nehi, JC. I will, Irish. You win this time. |
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Rev Moe Lester
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Location: England
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Sat Feb 15, 2014 1:23 am |
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I do. Glad to be your Harley Quinn, Mr. J. At least for a year starting from this moment
Damn, where is a fake pastor/reverend father, when you need one? |
WETIN DEY? AM REVEREND |
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Joker
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Sat Feb 15, 2014 1:25 am |
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Speak of the devil, Firefly shall we? |
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Rev Moe Lester
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Location: England
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Sat Feb 15, 2014 1:33 am |
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[1:25:58 AM] Joker: I found a Reverend 
[1:26:11 AM] Rev Moe Lester: WETIN DEY FIREFLY AM REVEREND
[1:26:12 AM] Firefly: nice to meet you, Reverend
[1:26:26 AM] Firefly: you know, we need a special ceremony
[1:26:34 AM] Firefly: and just a special reverend can do it for us
[1:26:56 AM] Rev Moe Lester: 100% risky free, send monies WESTEN UNION and I make ceremony
[1:27:11 AM] Firefly: well, we are in a hurry, if you dont mind
[1:27:21 AM] Firefly: can you do the ceremony first and we will sent the money later?
[1:27:23 AM] Joker: ok I will drop by your cafe with the fees instead since we will be honeymooning in Nigeria
[1:27:24 AM | Edited 1:27:38 AM] Firefly: sure you trust us
[1:27:41 AM] Rev Moe Lester: PLS ABEG MY BOSS NOT BE HAPPI IF DE MONIES ARE NOT SENT
[1:28:10 AM] Joker: we'll drop it by face to face in 24 hours revernd so we can conclude this business at hand
[1:28:27 AM] Joker: I hear the Delta Platforms are a great honeymoon
[1:28:36 AM] Rev Moe Lester: is of utmost importances to conclude this transaction
[1:29:01 AM] Rev Moe Lester: am ready for conclusion of ceremony
[1:29:16 AM] Joker: ok how do we do this then reverend?
[1:29:29 AM] Firefly: we need the ceremony fast, Reverend. The Valentine Day is almost ready where i am and i want to be sure i get married before sunset
[1:29:43 AM] Rev Moe Lester: Ok am ready
[1:29:46 AM | Edited 1:29:55 AM] Firefly: i dont want any Catwoman or Poison Ivy to show up out of the blue and spoil everything
[1:30:16 AM] Rev Moe Lester: Joker, Firefly, am now pronounces husband and wive
[1:30:48 AM] Joker: thank you Reverend.... now that is what I call a shotgun wedding
[1:31:47 AM] Joker: Firefly dear, shall we commence to a honeymoon in beautiful lagos to pay the man his dues? (devil)
[1:32:03 AM] Firefly: sure, my dear.
[1:32:13 AM] Firefly: let´s have some fun |
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basts child
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Aug 2011
Posts: 1318
Location: confusing the shit out of my spam filter
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Sat Feb 15, 2014 1:47 am |
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^^^  Darn it VD is ending just when it's getting good. |
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for my Lagos,Nigeria to Parakou,Benin Lad Senator Anyim Pius
~okay yes i we be mayonaise for you~
THE WESTERN UNION MUST GIVE YOU A PEPPER AS A RECEIPT. IF THEY GAVE YOU THIS CONFIRMATION PEPPER THEN ATTACH IT AND SEND IT TO ME OKAY.
'rooms are fully air-Conditional' Air, get while it lasts!
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Joker
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Sat Feb 15, 2014 2:12 am |
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Dear Reverend,
We would both like to thank you again for providing such a quick wedding ceremony. It was much needed on our end.
As agreed earlier we decided to try and send you your fees by Western Onion. However we ran into some unfortunate issues regarding the western union slip, a new drink we tend to favour called a molotov cocktail, and a lit cigarette. I have always heard a picture is worth a thousand words so please see attached.
Is there any way we can recover the western onion slip or shall we just pay you your funds when we get to Lagos for our honeymoon?
Sincerely,
Joe Kehr
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Rev Moe Lester
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Location: England
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Sat Feb 15, 2014 2:17 am |
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PLS IS NOT GOOD WHAT UR DOING. AM SPEND MUCH TIME PERFORM CEREMONI WHICH YOU ASK ME DO AS FAVOR. YOU THINK AM JOKER. AM NOT ASK AGAIN THIS MONIES MUST BE PAID. USE MONEYGRAM OR FIND ANOTHER WESTEN UNION.
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TheFae
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Jun 2009
Posts: 14295
Location: Playing Space in the Street - DECENT!
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Sat Feb 15, 2014 2:35 am |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Sat Feb 15, 2014 2:42 am |
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firef1y
419Eater is my life
Joined: 21 Sep 2012
Posts: 373
Location: on the front lobe of their left side brains
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Sat Feb 15, 2014 2:51 am |
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Dear Reverend,
I know you are expecting your money and we are trying our best to send it. But right now it is not possible for us to pay any visit to offices. I think I overdid it on pancakes flamed with cognac, without knowing what my beloved had in the room...
Now i know... We need some time to find out a way to deal with this matter.
Forever grateful,
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Rev Moe Lester
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Location: England
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Sat Feb 15, 2014 2:54 am |
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YOU ARE FOOLING WITH ME?? AM A SERIOUS MAN AM REVEREND. YOU WILL SEND MONIES WITH RIA. SEND TO ME OR CURSE GO ON MARRIAGE
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Toomuchfun
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Sat Feb 15, 2014 3:12 am |
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Oh, my FF is in this thread.
My heart putters for her attention. |
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TheFae
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Jun 2009
Posts: 14295
Location: Playing Space in the Street - DECENT!
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Sat Feb 15, 2014 3:17 am |
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@Corona, always ready to help with translations. I'm still working out what the lad with the yam on his head truly means.  |
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"This is really bad"
"my account has been disable and can not sell anymore and this is all i live on" |
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firef1y
419Eater is my life
Joined: 21 Sep 2012
Posts: 373
Location: on the front lobe of their left side brains
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Sat Feb 15, 2014 3:36 am |
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You arrived too late to the party, TMF. I am already someone else´s Valentine...
Happy VD to all of you. |
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Toomuchfun
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Sat Feb 15, 2014 3:38 am |
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^^ and to you. |
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$28,320.00 In Fake Checks
"Are you blind. I told you that i don't like this method payment,If you are serious
you have to understand me better" "You put me through all this pain" -Hitman
"YOU ARE MAD LOOK IM NOT HEAR TO PLAY GAME" Craigslist Scammer
"i ave your name do you want me to take your name to my native doctor you will just go totally insane overnight...YOUR ARE WARNED ...Don't dare"
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Joker
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Sat Feb 15, 2014 3:39 am |
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Dear Reverend,
I apologize, we are off to a bad start with a man we owe so much to and the unfortunate side of things is I have both good news and bad news. The good news is that the money we burned up cooking cognac and napalm laced pancakes was given back to us! You should try insurance fraud sometimes.... it's GREAT!
Now for the bad news. I went down to money gram after receiving my insurance payment and we felt quite a rush having just gotten away with insurance fraud, so we decided to light our cigarettes with $100 bills and..... did you know natural gas leaks in buildings are flammable? I'm not kidding, see the attached picture! I'm glad I know this now!
Unfortunately no one was hurt, so we count our blessings elsewhere.
Reverend I think the only way to conclude this business is in Lagos at your office just as soon as we arrive.
Sincerely,
Joe Kehr
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Rev Moe Lester
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Sat Feb 15, 2014 3:45 am |
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WHAT IS THIS YOU ARE PLAYING? YOU WILL SEND THE MONEY BY TRANSFER OF BANK. IF YOU ARE A JOKER YOU ARE WICKED MAN THEN CHIEF WILL USE AFRICAN JUJU.
YOU HAVE LET ME DOWN MANY TIME IS GOOD FOR YOU NOW TO PAY OR YOU WILL DIE
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firef1y
419Eater is my life
Joined: 21 Sep 2012
Posts: 373
Location: on the front lobe of their left side brains
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Sat Feb 15, 2014 3:55 am |
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Dear Reverend,
Away from us any intent to deceive your expectations. Communicate us the bank you are working with and we will arrange a transfer rrright away. You have done so much for us and now it is the pay-back time. We take care to get what you deserve.
Your sincere,
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Rev Moe Lester
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Sat Feb 15, 2014 4:06 am |
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FIREFLY
AM USE ZENITH BANK. YOU HAVE DETAIL ALL READY PLS SEND MONIES SOON
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irishemigrant
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Sat Feb 15, 2014 4:21 am |
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Basts Child and I are enjoying a swim at the waterfall in the garden
followed by a stroll around the property
Sod the forum blowout, it's Valentines Day |
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Joker
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Sat Feb 15, 2014 4:47 am |
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Dear Reverend,
It is a miracle I can write you this today. While in the fake bank an armed robbery took place! Below I have attached some security footage taken of the thugs. They were definitely not messing around, in fact I had to shoot my way out of the bank with my money and other recently acquired monetary supplements! I was lucky enough to find a get-away bus to hasten my escape from such a dire situation!
Reverend, it is unfortunate that business has gone this way with us but I am forced to conclude the your juju has already been cast as I have now been through 3 fires and a bank robbery.
I thank you for your service but our business is at an end. It's not about the money anyway.
Sincerely,
Joe Kehr
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basts child
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Aug 2011
Posts: 1318
Location: confusing the shit out of my spam filter
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Sun Feb 16, 2014 4:37 am |
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Irish has graciously allowed me to cook supper.
Slow cooked ribs in the outdoor fireplace. A stir fry medley of veggies and mashed potatoes, never dull or plain with my recipe.
He has promised to make me breakfast which due to my sybaritic nature will be sometime after noon.
His home is a simple abode but roomy. Note I did not show the house number for this cottage
We invited a nice couple we met at the groceries out for a ride. I don't who the hell is riding them.
Lastly We made snowflakes for everyone so you know we are thinking of you.
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for my Lagos,Nigeria to Parakou,Benin Lad Senator Anyim Pius
~okay yes i we be mayonaise for you~
THE WESTERN UNION MUST GIVE YOU A PEPPER AS A RECEIPT. IF THEY GAVE YOU THIS CONFIRMATION PEPPER THEN ATTACH IT AND SEND IT TO ME OKAY.
'rooms are fully air-Conditional' Air, get while it lasts!
~ANCIENT, not old!~ Says Basts Child! |
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