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B8er
Associate Boomdazzler
Joined: 16 Feb 2009
Posts: 13625
Location: In self-isolation practicing social distancing
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Tue Feb 11, 2014 6:01 pm |
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I've finally found the perfect picture for the Eater ladies. Cuteness and bread all in one.
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_________________ "I DENOUNCE THE MUFFIN MEN" - Ma Kim
"YOU ARE WALKING DEAD MAN. YOUR WOODEN COFFIN IS READY TO SWALLOW YOU AND YOUR DIRTY GENERATION"
"all chaps are ass-less by design otherwise they just be leather pants" - jose_cuervo
x 5
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x 4 x 1746 x 1904 - Fake cheques: $4,392,620.83
Team Woody - Ghana to Singapore - 11535km |
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Duckling
Elite Baiter
Joined: 13 Jul 2013
Posts: 1793
Location: Not quite there yet
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Tue Feb 11, 2014 6:02 pm |
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^^
STEWARD!!! |
_________________
Sloth: "Your lies are so absurd that you made me stranded in another man’s land! Kindly don’t write back or reply my message again because if you do my God Almighty will purnish and destroy you in JESUS’ name! AMEN."
"You are very stupid! Do you hear me?! Stupid is your name!" -Lovely Laura
"I will take your name and use it for the Money Ritual!" -Lovely Laura again.
"I will send you a letter bomb. Don't worry, I will send Boko Haram to your country." -Boko Boy.
"Ogun kill you your family go die this year!" -David the Payment Agent |
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Badgerbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4507
Location: Winter spites...
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Tue Feb 11, 2014 6:05 pm |
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Disturbing... |
_________________ I have arrived in Moscow. Has gone to bank and to me have told that there is no such transfer for me!!!!
What does it mean? You played with me? If it so that you very much the cruel man and I am assured of that that the god will see your cruelty.
Explain to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Alena Byk0va
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x13 x3 x4
We are Karma's soldiers.
<a href="/forum/donate.php">Mugu Gold</a>
I must be cruel, only to be kind:
Thus bad begins and worse remains behind. -Hamlet, scene iv
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Fo'andles
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Jul 2007
Posts: 1654
Location: busy doing nothing, somewhere
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Tue Feb 11, 2014 9:48 pm |
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There is a FULL MOON on the 14th of February 2014.
A lot of wolves will be howling, some at the moon,
but more likely at the scenery,
Of course some will go for a meal,
Others will make their own plans,
Whilst the moon rays will make others look.......
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_________________ * Help Keep Eater Running - Click here to donate
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FUK OOOOOOOOF - Mrs Cooker James
you are a fo0l forever because you are not worthy to be a human being but an Animal.
.something that cannot take 10minutes is taking you 2months- barrister lawrence |
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Asena
Elite Baiter
Joined: 26 Jan 2010
Posts: 1380
Location: Turn Left at Orion
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Tue Feb 11, 2014 9:54 pm |
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@Phil - I hope he didn't mind having his eternal sleep disturbed Touched that you remembered, thank you, I love it |
_________________ Asena
x 40 x 249
x 2
webstore x 1
Click here to JITSAMA - acronym invented by Tsnerd
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Justcold
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 27 Dec 2011
Posts: 6971
Location: Happy New Year!
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Tue Feb 11, 2014 10:52 pm |
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Hi Fae...quit barking at the moon for the love of mackerel.
Remember this?
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Wimp'd Art Lad w/Mortal Benin/Lagos/Abuja
06/24/2015 Good journey Paranoid.
02/20/2017 You are missed Capone.
10/21/2018 Thank you for the laughs Toomuchfun.
03/21/2019 Keep drinking Grape Nehi, JC. I will, Irish. You win this time. |
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basts child
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Aug 2011
Posts: 1318
Location: confusing the shit out of my spam filter
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Tue Feb 11, 2014 11:26 pm |
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@ Fae
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I'm on my hind legs barking at the Moon. |
Holy cats I'm jealous. I'll have what she's having!
You jest. All you, Corona, and Ima have to is lift a finger and you would have the all the men here rushing to your door! Your just being kind to let the rest of us have a chance.
Oh and don't fall for Ima's poem. Just remember you only spork the ones you love!
@ Irish
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I thought a picnic lunch, I have a bacon and egg pie just fresh from the oven, will bring some pide bread and dips, wine etc. |
ooo you promise such delights. A little food wine and etc by a fireplace. Will you let me cook for you?
Or am I supposed to be playing hard to get? Yes hard to get. Ha, it'll take meat and a big fluffy bath towel.
To my mane man
@Nanny Ogg
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wander off to play with their tackle on their own. |
Well I was going to play with my bobbers. |
_________________ x9 x2 X24 X138 x3 x2 x2 x4 X2 X3 x5 x11 x2 X4 X12 x10 x3 x2 2 Antigua flag needed
x 15
for my Lagos,Nigeria to Parakou,Benin Lad Senator Anyim Pius
~okay yes i we be mayonaise for you~
THE WESTERN UNION MUST GIVE YOU A PEPPER AS A RECEIPT. IF THEY GAVE YOU THIS CONFIRMATION PEPPER THEN ATTACH IT AND SEND IT TO ME OKAY.
'rooms are fully air-Conditional' Air, get while it lasts!
~ANCIENT, not old!~ Says Basts Child! |
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TheFae
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Jun 2009
Posts: 14295
Location: Playing Space in the Street - DECENT!
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Wed Feb 12, 2014 12:34 am |
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Thank you for your poem, Ima. I feel somewhat placated.
@JC, ooh, shiny things! We know each other too well to engage in frivolous wooage anyway. I consider that to be a good thing as there would be tears before bed and they wouldn't be mine.
The S.S. Fae Of The Sea is coming along nicely for our after-wooage cruise and fishing extravaganza. (Remember Ima, it was not canceled, merely postponed ). Badgie has stocked the bar and wise Fo brought some medical supplies aboard. I am sitting in the captain's chair playing with the engines and looking quite nautical in my yachting cap.
I'll let you know when it's time to board. |
_________________ x 4 x 5 x 6
x 3,000+
GO GOLD! **CLICKY**
"This is really bad"
"my account has been disable and can not sell anymore and this is all i live on" |
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Wed Feb 12, 2014 12:40 am |
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_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
x 16:
US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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Capone
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 16 Feb 2013
Posts: 10596
Location: Blackacre
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Wed Feb 12, 2014 1:17 am |
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@TheFae, you still need to cast off the lines.... |
_________________ X 73 Eco-friendly sty under construction
x 116
Fake law firm sites killed x3
500 in 6-walked
x4
Atlanta-Las Vegas -Seattle-San Diego-Seattle 2.0Atlanta-Jackson Hole, WY, Atlanta-Aspen, CO-with Juan
Ghana-Bouake with Choppa and Dr. Mike
Courtesy of SH Ivory Coast!
Accra-Lome with Choppa
Ghana-Burkina Faso with Choppah
-Accra-Singapore Team Woody
"no! no no money!!! all this was not true! .. "- vlad rant
" i have complained to those who think life is a comedy to those who feel life is a tragedy. " Mr. Pekkar's Problem
Go Gold! |
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Justcold
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 27 Dec 2011
Posts: 6971
Location: Happy New Year!
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Wed Feb 12, 2014 2:46 am |
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Please stay... |
_________________ * Help Keep Eater Running - Click here to donate
Wimp'd Art Lad w/Mortal Benin/Lagos/Abuja
06/24/2015 Good journey Paranoid.
02/20/2017 You are missed Capone.
10/21/2018 Thank you for the laughs Toomuchfun.
03/21/2019 Keep drinking Grape Nehi, JC. I will, Irish. You win this time. |
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TheFae
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Jun 2009
Posts: 14295
Location: Playing Space in the Street - DECENT!
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Wed Feb 12, 2014 3:00 am |
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@ Capone, no worries. We're still idling.
@JC, what in the heck is that? |
_________________ x 4 x 5 x 6
x 3,000+
GO GOLD! **CLICKY**
"This is really bad"
"my account has been disable and can not sell anymore and this is all i live on" |
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Capone
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 16 Feb 2013
Posts: 10596
Location: Blackacre
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Wed Feb 12, 2014 11:03 am |
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With nothing but platonic love in my heart for those sweethearts of Eater_
!. I having lunch with Juan at the In-and-Out. My treat.
2. I Have bought Couger a new diamond collar.
3. I am going pith shopping with JC. I have to be sure it fits properly.
4. I'm first mate for TheFae
5.I sent a gift certificate to Corona-From Fredricks.
6. I've mailed ordered shiny red jackboots for Ima-hope they're the right size.
7. OP-I an sending you heavy machinery of unknow purpose-hope you figure it out.
8. NV, a bouquet of roses and violets are coming your way-you are the biggest romantic of us all.
9. Ginger-psst, I think I have a new vlad.
10. Bastschild-your coat needs brushing and I have the newest teflon variety.
11. Klas-a new wheelie bin. With mag wheels.
12. GTmama-I'll take you for a drive in my new (old) GT.
Have I forgotten anyone? |
_________________ X 73 Eco-friendly sty under construction
x 116
Fake law firm sites killed x3
500 in 6-walked
x4
Atlanta-Las Vegas -Seattle-San Diego-Seattle 2.0Atlanta-Jackson Hole, WY, Atlanta-Aspen, CO-with Juan
Ghana-Bouake with Choppa and Dr. Mike
Courtesy of SH Ivory Coast!
Accra-Lome with Choppa
Ghana-Burkina Faso with Choppah
-Accra-Singapore Team Woody
"no! no no money!!! all this was not true! .. "- vlad rant
" i have complained to those who think life is a comedy to those who feel life is a tragedy. " Mr. Pekkar's Problem
Go Gold! |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Wed Feb 12, 2014 6:16 pm |
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@The Fae: Placated? After all of the hours I spent writing that poem, all I get is "placated"?
@Capone: I'm sure they'll fit like a <strike>glove</strike> boot. Thank you!
@Juan:
Merci beaucoup, mon cher. I love the personalized touch. Here's something for you. Be careful, it's my heart |
_________________ 348 Fake Sites killed
x 100 2 Years |
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Wed Feb 12, 2014 10:02 pm |
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For Ima. :sigh:
(Everyone else keeeeepp oooofff OOOOOOOOOO) |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
x 16:
US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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Justcold
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 27 Dec 2011
Posts: 6971
Location: Happy New Year!
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Thu Feb 13, 2014 2:14 am |
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Fae wrote: |
@JC, what in the heck is that? |
Je parle de l'amour de la lanuage m'dear...
I tell ya!
(Now where the blazes did she go?)
ETA: Capone...where exactly DO we go for a pith? |
_________________ * Help Keep Eater Running - Click here to donate
Wimp'd Art Lad w/Mortal Benin/Lagos/Abuja
06/24/2015 Good journey Paranoid.
02/20/2017 You are missed Capone.
10/21/2018 Thank you for the laughs Toomuchfun.
03/21/2019 Keep drinking Grape Nehi, JC. I will, Irish. You win this time.
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oscarpiles
#1 Moderator
Joined: 13 Apr 2012
Posts: 6776
Location: Sec tarnfuseslking with Fae and she co
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Thu Feb 13, 2014 2:50 am |
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So Oddly Enough a special Gal in my life (not the Missus) really really wants to go Fishing for Valentine's Day and I pulled a few strings and have made this a reality. You see I have access to a Lake that most cannot get to and I have the Minnows and I have the Tool of Love (Implement De L'Amour):
Hope the Missus feels like cooking for twenty. |
_________________ DON'T BE A SQUARE DONATE
I do not want to be associated with occult and blood sucking organization,i was told that you are not a man of God but an occult leader with 666 sign. - Elvis
Until thy kingdom hell of stupidity thy come!!! - Sarah
I AM GOING CRAZYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Bobby/Jenny/Jugs/moneyp**
ufffffffffffffffffffffffff - Outlander
F*ck you ass all – Jerry Asshat
i am a good lad i have told u that many times - Kevin the Idiot
You need home training lol - Brian LaLadyBits
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Justcold
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Joined: 27 Dec 2011
Posts: 6971
Location: Happy New Year!
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Thu Feb 13, 2014 3:35 am |
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Corona, remember when we used to...
(Mic test...123, 123. Is this thing on?) |
_________________ * Help Keep Eater Running - Click here to donate
Wimp'd Art Lad w/Mortal Benin/Lagos/Abuja
06/24/2015 Good journey Paranoid.
02/20/2017 You are missed Capone.
10/21/2018 Thank you for the laughs Toomuchfun.
03/21/2019 Keep drinking Grape Nehi, JC. I will, Irish. You win this time. |
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TheFae
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Jun 2009
Posts: 14295
Location: Playing Space in the Street - DECENT!
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Thu Feb 13, 2014 4:00 am |
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@OP, tell me more. I'm listening.
ETA: I hope it goes well. |
_________________ x 4 x 5 x 6
x 3,000+
GO GOLD! **CLICKY**
"This is really bad"
"my account has been disable and can not sell anymore and this is all i live on" |
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Merry Widow
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 05 Mar 2009
Posts: 582
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Thu Feb 13, 2014 5:45 am |
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Capone wrote: |
With nothing but platonic love in my heart for those sweethearts of Eater
Have I forgotten anyone? |
Irish? |
_________________ x 85
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irishemigrant
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Posts: 4933
Location: 40*45' S 172* 34'E
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Thu Feb 13, 2014 7:03 am |
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^^ I'm miffed
For my Valentine if she'll have me, I'm all dressed up and ready to go Basts Child
Oh and I've made some dill pickles to go with the bagels
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_________________ SeniorNet NZ Local Branch ongoing workshops about internet scams
http://www.scamwarners.com/ For when you want to remember why we bait
Goodbye Mike (Paranoid) Friend, confidant, partner. Till we meet again.
Personal Message From The Axeman
<-- Because you have earned them. x8 a few x 13 |
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Capone
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 16 Feb 2013
Posts: 10596
Location: Blackacre
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Thu Feb 13, 2014 11:20 am |
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I'm sorry, Irish
I've made reservations for a Julia Child's Memorial Cooking Class-we can go together and fall in love with cream and butter.
ETA-sub-machine guns and chocolate covered strawberries are the way to my heart. |
_________________ X 73 Eco-friendly sty under construction
x 116
Fake law firm sites killed x3
500 in 6-walked
x4
Atlanta-Las Vegas -Seattle-San Diego-Seattle 2.0Atlanta-Jackson Hole, WY, Atlanta-Aspen, CO-with Juan
Ghana-Bouake with Choppa and Dr. Mike
Courtesy of SH Ivory Coast!
Accra-Lome with Choppa
Ghana-Burkina Faso with Choppah
-Accra-Singapore Team Woody
"no! no no money!!! all this was not true! .. "- vlad rant
" i have complained to those who think life is a comedy to those who feel life is a tragedy. " Mr. Pekkar's Problem
Go Gold! |
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Thu Feb 13, 2014 2:20 pm |
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Edited for double dreaded do8uble post for my double love for Bo. |
_________________ x10 Acra-Ctnu Tgo-Pnjari Lgos-Ctnu Lgos-Ynde Lgos-Mndmba Lgs-Prku PrtHrcrt-Abche Lgos-Nttngu Bmko-Ctnu (wDQ) Frnce-Dbln (wPadme)
x2 x7 x7 x6 Team Turd Lgs-Dla Bnn-Lbra Acra-Dkar Dkr-Bnjul- Dkr-Tmbktu-Abche-Adre-N'djmna Lgos-Cairo-Aswn-Jail Ctnu-Lgos Ctnu-acra Lgos-Jbrg-Drbn-Prt-Elzbth-CT-Sprngbk-CT-Drbn-CT-Hrre-Lska-DsSlm-Mmbsa-Nirbi-Kmpla 28,510 Miles
x2 x6 x4 Team Woody Acra-Sngpre Acra-Dkr-Rsso-Bmko Acra-Ctnu
Lgos-Dkr-Rsso (wKLG)
x22 SS x3 x303 :
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Thu Feb 13, 2014 2:20 pm |
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Late to the race I am,
so sad, for she must be taken,
The wonderful baiting lady of all,
and, if so, I am shaken.
For nothing compares to her,
no one, not one at all,
and I missed this thread in its entirety,
and arrive late to the ball.
Now people are wooing with pickles and things,
and sophmoric stuff, like that,
jokes with amusing photos loaded,
but thats not where I am at.
She s a baiter beyond compare,
The one that I want, the one that has taken my heart,
Her characters rich in detail,
Her photochop skills are all state of the art,
I could try to get Hector to send her a card,
and he would probably try to comply,
but lady turd that he is, so slow,
perhaps a full week would go by.
And that would not do, no not at all,
to show the depth of my love,
To have Turd Boi mess it up,
Then clue bat, the cliff and the shove.
So words I will string in sophmoric verse,
in my attempt to show,
the depths of my feelings, of course,
to my wonderful, wonderful Bo.
Now Bohigal has suitors, I am sure,
That she hast to beat back with a stick,
and here I am late to the show, slow,
and I better start wooing real quick!
Bohigal, woman of the most wonderful nature,
so fine!
I can only hope, yay, beg and plead,
that this year you might be mine!
So ignore all those other marvelous men,
who to woo you might be tempted,
For you must know that my love for you,
makes their love gone because yours is preempted.
Bohigal, from the depth of my baiting heart,
I wish you the most wonderful Eater Valentine,
With a deep and abiding love and respect,
I remain, as ever, your adoring Doc |
_________________ x10 Acra-Ctnu Tgo-Pnjari Lgos-Ctnu Lgos-Ynde Lgos-Mndmba Lgs-Prku PrtHrcrt-Abche Lgos-Nttngu Bmko-Ctnu (wDQ) Frnce-Dbln (wPadme)
x2 x7 x7 x6 Team Turd Lgs-Dla Bnn-Lbra Acra-Dkar Dkr-Bnjul- Dkr-Tmbktu-Abche-Adre-N'djmna Lgos-Cairo-Aswn-Jail Ctnu-Lgos Ctnu-acra Lgos-Jbrg-Drbn-Prt-Elzbth-CT-Sprngbk-CT-Drbn-CT-Hrre-Lska-DsSlm-Mmbsa-Nirbi-Kmpla 28,510 Miles
x2 x6 x4 Team Woody Acra-Sngpre Acra-Dkr-Rsso-Bmko Acra-Ctnu
Lgos-Dkr-Rsso (wKLG)
x22 SS x3 x303 :
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B8er
Associate Boomdazzler
Joined: 16 Feb 2009
Posts: 13625
Location: In self-isolation practicing social distancing
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Posted:
Thu Feb 13, 2014 7:15 pm |
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I'll leave this here of those of you who are unlucky in your wooing Juan.
At least you'll all get a snog tomorrow |
_________________ "I DENOUNCE THE MUFFIN MEN" - Ma Kim
"YOU ARE WALKING DEAD MAN. YOUR WOODEN COFFIN IS READY TO SWALLOW YOU AND YOUR DIRTY GENERATION"
"all chaps are ass-less by design otherwise they just be leather pants" - jose_cuervo
x 5
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x 4 x 1746 x 1904 - Fake cheques: $4,392,620.83
Team Woody - Ghana to Singapore - 11535km |
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