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Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2015 10:03 am

^^^ Hello 1980

Here's where the long and epic shorty saga began as far as I know Smile

https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=115475&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=2550

Bring lots of popcorn Wink

Something the mods dream up Joined: 22 Apr 2014 Posts: 906

@1980 It's in the premium section

Not quite a Newb Joined: 05 Jan 2015 Posts: 62

Cheers me dears Wink

Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2015 2:37 pm

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2010 Posts: 3877

I just wish for sugar trucks from kenya to india Twisted Evil

is there any chance to get him to hire on a boat that travels from kenya to india? he could work on board and travel.

Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2015 11:53 pm

Thats sort of the plan, to keep him on safari until he is desperate enough to take rick, like going into Somalia, at all, or, say swimming to India.

Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2015 4:20 am

If he decides to swim to India, we should all pitch in to buy him a snorkel and some swim fins. It would be very unsporting to send him off to brave the ocean unprepared.

Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2015 4:51 am

I was thinking an inflatable sea unicorn thingy/pool toy to keep him afloat.

Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2015 11:16 am

You guys are mean. Fins? Inflatable horses? I can aafford to pitch in and get him a little dingy or a John boat.

It's available for pick up in Tripoli.

Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2015 6:46 pm

Yeah. I want him to travel, more, but if he is stuck in one place, thats okay, too. His life is on hold. He is all anticipation and frustration.

Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2015 11:38 pm

^ Oh dear, I think some more people are about to die horribly.

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2010 Posts: 3877

I could imagine much more cruel ways for bernie to kill persons.

how about turning people he killed into steaks and bacon and so?

this way, bernie could do more than just tell turd that he killed someone in rage, but could rub it under his nose: "remember this manfuckingchild, I killed last week? I had some steak today and it was delicious. could you please train a bit more?".

Twisted Evil

Master Baiter Joined: 27 Jan 2014 Posts: 112

He has an agent for that process, maybe a Ms. Lovitt.

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Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2015 5:37 pm

No answer today.

Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2015 6:42 pm

Let me guess, The Church got word that Interpol has put out a new alert on the old Philios file and they are checking all their foreign beneficiary accounts to make sure none of their biometric photos match the Philios passport found in Liberia? Its a slow process, but they'll go through them all soon.

Actually, maybe John Moishe Moskowitz can help. Is he willing to sort through 500 head shots and compare them to the Philios passport, making notes on similar and dissimilar facial features for the computer to verify

Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2015 4:45 am

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 24 Dec 2012 Posts: 699

Poor Moishe...

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Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2015 2:42 pm

An amusing aside; Lamu is famous for its donkey sanctuary. If an Ass like Moishe needs a place to stay I'm sure there's an empty stable.

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Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2015 6:11 pm

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there is other good and safe location name as DIANI in Kenya or Kampala in Uganda

Did the master self baiter really just volunteer himself for a 400 mile international safari?