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Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2014 5:36 am

Waiting Turd wrote:

Dearest Baba,
I am waiting to hear from you.
Moishe

Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2014 5:45 am

Ramdi wrote:

Dear Mr. Moishe,

I have must to be telling you that in all things I am grateful for your presence in my life. My friend tells me he has receive informationings from you. Up to now, though, he has not writed me back, and I am most very terrribly worried. Mr. Hardik does not tell me anything.

I do not want him to, as you said, in your very own words, "fuck it up". That would be a terrible terrible tragedy of the most severe nature.

Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2014 2:18 pm

Turd wrote:

Dearest Ramdi,
I redo the video and I sent him.
I have not heard from since few days.
That is strange.
Moishe

Not really strange. About par for the course. Laughing

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 20 Feb 2011 Posts: 90

Robert Heinrich der 1. wrote:

^^

turd is already done with easy cutting jobs Wink

You'd think that after circumsizing himself that it'd be difficult to have a good wank without some pain or discomfort.

Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2014 6:40 pm

Turd Boi wrote:

Dearest Ramdi,
I redo the video and I sent to him.
I have not heard from him since few days.That is strange.
I need you to get me a trustwoorthy lawyer concerning the buddism fund.
Can you organised for that quickly.please make it confidential.
Moishe

Hmmmm. A Buddhist lawyer. I see potential.

Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2014 7:16 pm

Ramdi wrote:

Dear Mr. Moishe,

I have very great worrimentationing about our friend. Up to this very moment I have not heard not even the singlest of peeps from him! How unusual. As you say in your email "That is strange", and in this I am of total agreementing! He is most very punctual about answering me in all times preceding of this very moment! Most very worrying!

I am having to be thinking of the right way to breach this topic with a barrister. It will need some money to start. I know only one or two lawyers, but I do not trust them. The Buddhist Temple is very secretive.

I will try to be contact you in a few days.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 24 Dec 2012 Posts: 699

Baba disapeared?
How unusual... Razz

And yes, the lawyer will be lots of fun I am sure Smile

Posted: Thu Jan 30, 2014 1:32 pm

Turd wrote:

Dearest Ramdi,
Okay.I wait to hear from you.
Moishe

The lawyer will emerge, eventually.

Posted: Fri Jan 31, 2014 6:21 am

Ramdi wrote:

Dear Mr. Moishe,

I am most very happy for being hearing that our good friend is not having problems of any kinf. He has been sended to be in a place where he has to be working which most completely obviated the ability to make the meeting possible. I was getting most very much worried.

He has told me to be telling you how sorry he is that you have miss the meeting. He said not to be worried as he will tell you when the next meeting will be held.

He told me to tel you that he will write you when he can. You must not tell anyone. He is very most worried.

May Shiva bless you with golden showers,

Ramdi

Posted: Fri Jan 31, 2014 1:53 pm

Baba wrote:

Dear Mr Moishe,
I must make the deepest of apologies. As you well know, in my Temple sometimes I am call away on my Temple business. I have no choice in the matter, as you know/ I was call away.
I am afraid the boat was only in port for one day. They have been moving now to a next location, Yemen. Can you get to Yemen?
Please do not despair. I am trying to figure out when we can get the boat to your location. I will have more informations within the next two or three weeks.
Again, deepest of apologies.
Blessed be,

Baba

Posted: Fri Jan 31, 2014 7:10 pm

I love baiting. He is so miserable!

Turd wrote:

Ramdi,
I received your message and I received your friends message today too.
Well,I will tell you how I feel.I am sad.
This is very disappointing and I am not well with it. I am enraged greatly.
Have you forgotten that your friend plan was the only chance of our meeting and wedding,helping your parents.but now that has failed according to your friend message of today.I feel sad to tell you that your so called trusted friend fucked up.
To me,I believe the stories of him being called away on temple business is a regular excuses stories we hear every now and then.I am not a fool,I think he is been dishonest after all and I am most bitter that my trust and love in you has lead me to this episodes of lies.
Well as you can see,your friend is not really a reliable friend and due to your low caste statue,I will not be able to marry you,If I come in through other means becuase now your friend baba failed you already,you will definetely loss the opportunity of meeting me,you will loss the wedding, the indebtureness payments,lose contacts forever.And I think your parents will be disappointed in you totally for failure to see the light.
I am thinking that you failed to get the point that your friend maybe lying to you all along,how dare you fall into such bullshit? What were you thinking of? Why are you trying to jeopadise your only chance of freedom?
Why do you believed a lie at the expense of ones life? What is wrong with you? Are you going to get me killed or starved to death for nothing just becuase you are too young or too preoccupied to know when things are going wrong or right?
I demand answer why will your friend lied to be since I came and he never performed on stories.what does this man take me for? A dumb or a fool?why did he make me to suffer this long and provide the requirements and biometric samples?
Your friend is trying to fuck up?
Despite my situation,I went hard through all hardship to provide all his requirements as at the date he instructed.Why did he failed to fulfilled his obligations as he promised and agreed? What is there was a lost of life becuase of this negligence. So all we will hear is sorry,I apologise? That is unacceptable and total unfair and uncaring for a man held with utmost honour and respect.such failure derank and belittle the honour and respect I have for such men,this breaks my heart.I feel like I was fool just becuase of you Ramdi.
He told me several date and guess what when they day arrives,there is always a lie.why? Why?
How many time have I asked you if you are sure about this plan,as far as I know he keep changing dates,giving excuses at the expenses of ones life.
What the fuck does that suppose to mean? You are playing games with ones life? What do you take me for?
Can u recollect how many days of famine I have endure since I came here uptill this date?
I am sick of this,you and your friend music is boring and disappoiting,you wasted well over 120days of my life in a famine slum for nothing,only excuses.I am highly hurted and heartbroken right now.
Anyway,I researve my comments.
Moishe

If that is reserving his comments, I would love to see what he really thinks.

Posted: Fri Jan 31, 2014 7:13 pm

Immediately followed by Turd Boi when he wrote:

Dear Baba,
I received your message.
This is highly disappointing, considering the current situation.
I reserve my comments.
Moishe

Posted: Fri Jan 31, 2014 7:45 pm

desperately streded Turd wrote:

I am not a fool

Take another look in the mirror, smallboi.

Seriously great baiting, Doc. That is one miserable lad! Very Happy

Posted: Fri Jan 31, 2014 8:07 pm

Quote:

Despite my situation,I went hard

He sure did lol Laughing

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 24 Dec 2012 Posts: 699

Great rant!

"how dare you fall into such bullshit?"

Look who's talking Smile

Anyway, lad slapping time, because it's all his fault surely.

Posted: Fri Jan 31, 2014 9:04 pm

Poor guy! He needs someone on his side, an equal.

Dig wrote:

Little Mo:Not hearing from you! Relay your travelling plans forthwith! Much must we share: good food! Malaysian wines! Free women! But will get us new women! Am enraged greatly at low-caste assistants! One called Randi is crying all day! Was forced to whip her with cobras to make silence! How to meditate amidst such whinging! Need company of a man of intelligent! Sophisticate! This is you, fathead! Arrive soon and ease the torment of your Hardy! Dig

The names have been changed of course.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 26 Aug 2006 Posts: 577

I'm crying tears of joy

Posted: Fri Jan 31, 2014 10:15 pm

Wonderful news! Think he needs a new opportunity.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 24 Dec 2012 Posts: 699

"you wasted well over 120days of my life in a famine slum for nothing"

If only he knew the true extend Rolling Eyes

Posted: Fri Jan 31, 2014 11:11 pm

Miserable Turd Boi = happy baiters. Great rant, Doc.

Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2014 1:18 am

"Anyway,I researve my comments.
Moishe "

That is pure gold after his massive rant.

Great job Doc.

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2010 Posts: 3877

great rant Very Happy

maybe ramdi should tell him that this message convinced her to get a rescue team up and running to save him. not the regular temple-channels but something else, a few friends and so.

but to make it work, he needs to follow orders, especially that she sends a friend with a small airplane, who lands in malindi, not in mombasa. malindi is approx 110km northeast of mombasa, it should be doable. much smaller town, less chance to hide Smile

(200k citizens instead of 1,2 million).

over there it should be much harder for him to do anything...

if he doesn't go there, it still raises his hopes for help. maybe he even falls in love with ramdi (truly, not the current writing about him wanting to marry her).

Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2014 4:02 am

An unhappy Ramdi wrote:

Dear Mr. Moishe,

I am most very unhappy with your email to me as it was of a most very hurtful nature. Did I do anything to be hurtfu to you except to love you. When you arrive lately to be catching the boat did I tell you how hurt and lonely I was?

You tell me I will lost the wedding and indebtedness. I cannot live with that. I am most very unhappy. To us, my friend and myself, you represent the kindness of humanity to which we have not ever been expose, a kindness we can never experience. Now I see it was all illusions as you are ready to hurl vile epithets at me and tell me that I have lose all hope of freedom.

You are not the kind person I thought, Mr. Moishe. You are a most very cruel and unkind person.

I am deeply wounded.

I am sorry for your bad situation. I assure you that I am comfortable in the knowledge that I have done everything in my powers to assist you. I can say the same of my friend.

You, sir, do not understand. I expected better from you. My poor sister to have fallen in love with such a cruel man.

May Shiva rain golden showers on you,

Ramdi

Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2014 9:09 am

Uh oh, I hope Ramdi doesn't kill herself.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 24 Dec 2012 Posts: 699

Great slap!