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Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2015 7:40 am

I am usually thinking, DSW should write books. Then again I think making them happen in real life involving real criminals seems so much better Smile

Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2015 7:41 pm

Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2015 2:53 pm

I am not sure why this is making me laugh until tears are appearing at the edges of my eyes, but it is. Disney World? Church of the Eaten Fish? Meet Obama? Bwaaahahaha!

Is this baiting anymore, or shooting fish in a barrel? I tried to make it sporting with twiggable tattoo referencing eater and the whole upside down mugu thing, but....

Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2015 2:55 pm

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Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2015 3:38 pm

I'd almost feel sorry for the deluded bastard if he didn't keep showing how despicable he is. He's giddy with excitement now but he'd kill his grandmother if she stood in the way of his going to Orlando and chilling with POTUS.

Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2015 3:58 pm

^^ He is just hoist with his own petard, as he is just as deluded as a typical victim, harming himself, with a large sum of imaginary money just out of reach.

Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2015 6:41 pm

You should print and frame that letter to Sarah Lee. It's a thing of beauty, and it's one of his biggest fuck ups yet.

Doesn't he know how unreliable emails are? How many times does he have to get hacked to understand this?

He knows all these temples constantly scheme against one another. He knows emails are unreliable. He should know he has to maintain operational security about his plans! Yet here he is:

A.) Spilling the beans about joining a rival temple.
B.) Revealing his travel plans to a rival temple.
C.) Disclosing financial details.
D.) Admitting he plans to deceive his new temple by using funds to travel to Malaysia to fleece the Buddish Temple before traveling to Florida.
E.) Rambling about Obama, this OUTING the U.S. President as a member of the Church. That's confidential information he just released!

The list of fuck ups goes on and on. Epstein and Bernie would be so dissapoint, just confuse if they knew how sloppy Moishe was being.

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2010 Posts: 3877

^^^^

1. he moves his butt to the ship.

2. baba gets the info from sarah, that he joined the eaten fish, and they have to put everything on hold to reevaluate.

3. he sits in mombasa, and has destroyed a perfect travel-opportunity.

maybe there is another symbol he has to do in order to make his X5-designation valid again.

oh, by the way... I guess he paid the tattoo arti... ahm the scratcher in full...

Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2015 9:01 pm

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2010 Posts: 3877

I thought, he was aware of all the operational security connected with this.

and yet he makes such an operational security mistake.

Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2015 2:01 am

^^^^^Awesome.

You are a master DSW. All the pieces are in play. He not only self baits but he self sabotages everything he does. He may try to assure Sarah everything is secret as long as she keeps her mouth closed, but now he realizes he fucked up again and that's going to sit in the back of his head, haunting him.

If Obama sends out the CIA then that means the Interpol alert is back up. PSK reads all his emails anyway, so there's more blackmail material he can use to threaten Turd with. And who's to say PSK won't use the info for some purpose? There's so much history in this bait and it allllllll ties together.

He needs to move though. Two years in a slum is great and all, but he needs a change of scenery.

Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2015 4:22 am

Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2015 5:02 am

Turd is such an idiot. He must be sweating bullets after her chastising email. He was so happy, and suddenly the rug was pulled out.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 24 Dec 2012 Posts: 699

Who is going to break the news of Obama sending mercenaries.

Bernie or Soze?
He would sooo want to be on that boat out of there.

Mickey Mouse is a mean mother f..... to have chasing after you.

Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2015 5:16 pm

Actually this is great. If Obama and the Christian temple turn on him Bernie can offer him sanctuary in Somalia and Soze can encourage him to take it. Plus the Church of Satan would want someone like him who betrayed the Christian Temple. You have to love it when the Turd checkmates himself.

Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2015 7:07 pm

Everything was finally looking up for him, after five years in the field, 6 temple marks, thousands upon thousands of miles under his belt, all those millions and millions of dollars were just a few weeks away. Then he had to go spill the beans in an insecure email.

All
His
Fault

On the bright side, I'm sure Bernie would be willing to offers a kind shoulder to lament upon.

In Somalia.

Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2015 7:17 pm

Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2015 8:02 pm

Quote:

On the bright side, I'm sure Bernie would be willing to offers a kind shoulder to lament upon.

Reading the previous post.....No. Not exactly.

Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2015 3:23 pm

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Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2015 6:18 pm

It would be a shame if Bernie were surfing some gay porn sites and came across a video of Hector whackin' it, with the Church Mark clear and visible.

Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2015 6:35 pm

Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2015 8:15 pm