Fake Al Qaeda vs Fake USA General - Boko Style

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Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2014 9:48 pm

This is long because it occurs over several days. I've cut some of the repetitive small talk. Lad, well known on Scamwarners, is pretending to be a US General

1. The USA loves me!

[6/25/14, 12:07:14 PM] FAKE GENERAL: are you scammer?
[6/25/14, 12:09:13 PM] MAD CHEMIST: no. why?
[6/25/14, 12:13:06 PM] MAD CHEMIST: Are you in the USA Army?
[6/25/14, 12:29:45 PM] FAKE GENERAL: so you want me to believe you are not a scammer?
[6/25/14, 12:34:31 PM] MAD CHEMIST: Why do you think I am a scam artist? My company logo where I really work is my avatar. My name is J Ellis Scott if that helps.
[6/25/14, 12:34:44 PM] MAD CHEMIST: Are you really in the Army?
[6/25/14, 12:36:21 PM] FAKE GENERAL: then answer your call
[6/25/14, 12:37:23 PM] MAD CHEMIST: I’m at work listening to a conference call on my other phone.
[6/25/14, 12:37:28 PM] MAD CHEMIST: Why are you so paranoid?
[6/25/14, 12:37:36 PM] MAD CHEMIST: Did you get scammed by someone or something?

[6/25/14, 12:38:03 PM] FAKE GENERAL: no am not paranoid
[6/25/14, 12:38:26 PM] FAKE GENERAL: okay am convinced
[6/25/14, 12:38:48 PM] FAKE GENERAL: so who are you and what can i do for you?
[6/25/14, 12:39:52 PM] MAD CHEMIST: I thought you were on the customer list of my coworker, whose job I just took over. I am guessing it must have been another William Rapp since we do not do any work with the US Army.
[6/25/14, 12:40:04 PM] MAD CHEMIST: Sorry if I disturbed you. This is my first week in my new job.
[6/25/14, 12:40:47 PM] FAKE GENERAL: okay

[6/25/14, 12:42:23 PM] MAD CHEMIST: Can I ask you a question? Why are you in the US army?
[6/25/14, 12:42:49 PM] MAD CHEMIST: Oh man…. you are in NY?
[6/25/14, 12:47:38 PM] FAKE GENERAL: why do you ask? give me a good reason why?
[6/25/14, 12:48:08 PM] FAKE GENERAL: then i'll tell you what you want to know
[6/25/14, 12:48:14 PM] MAD CHEMIST: Um… because I do not like the US Army (sorry)

[6/25/14, 12:49:28 PM] FAKE GENERAL: why don't like the Army did we do something wrong to you so i can i appologies
[6/25/14, 12:50:25 PM] MAD CHEMIST: You attacked Afghanistan, Pakistan, Iraq…need I go on?
[6/25/14, 12:50:49 PM] FAKE GENERAL: yes go on
[6/25/14, 12:51:08 PM] MAD CHEMIST: That isn’t reason enough?

[6/25/14, 12:52:08 PM] FAKE GENERAL: are you from any of this country you just speak of now?
[6/25/14, 12:52:35 PM] MAD CHEMIST: No, but my customers are.
[6/25/14, 12:53:06 PM] MAD CHEMIST: I used to live in the USA. I left though.
[6/25/14, 12:53:23 PM] FAKE GENERAL: does this afect your business?
[6/25/14, 12:54:02 PM] MAD CHEMIST: yes. actually it helps my business. but I still do not like the USA (sorry)

[6/25/14, 12:54:50 PM] FAKE GENERAL:do you know who you are talking to?
[6/25/14, 12:55:43 PM] MAD CHEMIST: William Rapp?
[6/25/14, 12:57:18 PM] FAKE GENERAL: my name is Major General William E. Rapp an officer of the U.S Army, serving with the 82nd Airborne Division Peace keeping force in Iraq. We are currently in Afghanistan
[6/25/14, 12:57:45 PM] MAD CHEMIST: I see.

[6/25/14, 12:58:35 PM] FAKE GENERAL: let me apologies to you if we have cost you any lost am sorry
[6/25/14, 12:59:30 PM] MAD CHEMIST: You are in Iraq right now?
[6/25/14, 1:01:14 PM] FAKE GENERAL: yes why
[6/25/14, 1:02:39 PM] MAD CHEMIST: No reason.

[6/25/14, 1:03:12 PM] FAKE GENERAL: so tell me why did you leave USA?
[6/25/14, 1:03:49 PM] MAD CHEMIST: That is a bit of a long story.
[6/25/14, 1:04:08 PM] FAKE GENERAL: ok
[6/25/14, 1:04:43 PM] MAD CHEMIST: Do you really believe in what you are doing?
[6/25/14, 1:05:00 PM] FAKE GENERAL: yes i do
[6/25/14, 1:05:37 PM] MAD CHEMIST: Why?

[6/25/14, 1:06:10 PM] FAKE GENERAL: am geting interested in you nobody can ask me this questions you are asking me
[6/25/14, 1:06:26 PM] FAKE GENERAL: i can see you not afraid
[6/25/14, 1:06:31 PM] FAKE GENERAL: and i like that
[6/25/14, 1:06:55 PM] MAD CHEMIST: Why would I be afraid?
[6/25/14, 1:07:35 PM] FAKE GENERAL: ha ha ha you make me laugh
[6/25/14, 1:08:30 PM] MAD CHEMIST: Why?
[6/25/14, 1:09:46 PM] MAD CHEMIST: You seem so serious. How did I manage to make you laugh?

[6/25/14, 1:10:53 PM] FAKE GENERAL: i can see you are trying to prove the man in you
[6/25/14, 1:12:19 PM] MAD CHEMIST: I just said I do not like the US Army. And I gave you very reasonable reasons why.
[6/25/14, 1:12:31 PM] MAD CHEMIST: I’m not sure why you think that is me being egotistical or showing bravado.
[6/25/14, 1:13:22 PM] FAKE GENERAL: tell me about yourself
[6/25/14, 1:13:39 PM] MAD CHEMIST: What would you like to know?
[6/25/14, 1:14:00 PM] FAKE GENERAL: everything if you don't mind
[6/25/14, 1:14:50 PM] MAD CHEMIST: Well… let’s see. I’m originally from the United States and I lived in Boston as a kid then moved to New York.
[6/25/14, 1:16:31 PM] MAD CHEMIST: I left the US in the fall of 2001. That’s about it.

[6/25/14, 1:18:27 PM] FAKE GENERAL: are you saying you are from the United State of America?
[6/25/14, 1:19:03 PM] MAD CHEMIST: Yes. I was born there.
[6/25/14, 1:20:13 PM] FAKE GENERAL: son why are you so angry with your own country what happend?
[6/25/14, 1:21:30 PM] MAD CHEMIST: I not an angry guy. I just don’t like the United States.
[6/25/14, 1:21:41 PM] MAD CHEMIST: Everyone takes sides. I didn’t take yours.
[6/25/14, 1:23:04 PM] FAKE GENERAL: interesting

[6/25/14, 1:23:05 PM] MAD CHEMIST: Why do you fight for the United States?
[6/25/14, 1:24:57 PM] FAKE GENERAL: for peace
[6/25/14, 1:25:44 PM] FAKE GENERAL: and love of my country
[6/25/14, 1:26:07 PM] MAD CHEMIST: No offense, but you’re not doing great on the “peace” front.
[6/25/14, 1:26:20 PM] FAKE GENERAL: you think so
[6/25/14, 1:26:32 PM] MAD CHEMIST: Yep.
[6/25/14, 1:27:17 PM] MAD CHEMIST: You can take credit for boosting weapons trade though.
[6/25/14, 1:28:10 PM] FAKE GENERAL: just stop this what are you talking about boy
[6/25/14, 1:28:17 PM] MAD CHEMIST: ?
[6/25/14, 1:32:42 PM] MAD CHEMIST: You don’t have to get so upset when people do not share your world view.
[6/25/14, 1:33:14 PM] MAD CHEMIST: Even you have to admit that the flow of weapons, secondary markets, suppliers is up markedly since 2001 and really up over the last three years.

[6/25/14, 1:34:44 PM] FAKE GENERAL: what's your real name?
[6/25/14, 1:35:20 PM] MAD CHEMIST: Jesse Scott. Why?
[6/25/14, 1:35:53 PM] FAKE GENERAL: nice name
[6/25/14, 1:36:03 PM] MAD CHEMIST: um… thanks?
[6/25/14, 1:36:09 PM] MAD CHEMIST: So is William Rapp
[6/25/14, 1:36:36 PM] FAKE GENERAL: thanks

[6/25/14, 1:36:57 PM] MAD CHEMIST: So it is all business over there or do you get any down time? Have you seen “The Clanging of the Swords IV” yet? It just came out.
[6/25/14, 1:41:30 PM] MAD CHEMIST: Where’d you go? Have someone to attack?
[6/25/14, 1:42:52 PM] FAKE GENERAL: are now making fun of me?
[6/25/14, 1:43:11 PM] MAD CHEMIST: Just a little. Not seriously. Have a sense of humor.

[6/25/14, 1:45:28 PM] FAKE GENERAL: Take care of yourself remember America loves you
[6/25/14, 1:48:19 PM] MAD CHEMIST: I’d wish you good luck over there…but. Well.
[6/25/14, 1:50:31 PM] MAD CHEMIST: Hey,,, one quick question?
[6/25/14, 1:50:42 PM] MAD CHEMIST: Where exactly is your division in Iraq right now?
[6/25/14, 1:50:53 PM] MAD CHEMIST: You know…. tonight?

Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2014 10:04 pm

[6/25/14, 9:28:23 PM] MAD CHEMIST: Good morning! You’re still alive. Congratulations. Wink

[6/26/14, 5:55:17 AM] FAKE GENERAL: how are you doing today?
[6/26/14, 5:55:29 AM] FAKE GENERAL: i hope all is well with you
[6/26/14, 5:55:52 AM] MAD CHEMIST: I’m doing great. Busy.
[6/26/14, 5:56:06 AM] MAD CHEMIST: This timezone thing is killing my sleep schedule though.
[6/26/14, 5:57:10 AM] FAKE GENERAL: me too am busy i saw your message so say let me just check up on you

[6/26/14, 11:47:43 AM] FAKE GENERAL: you want to know why i tell you why because the blood of America is in you i don't know why you don't like U.S.A but U.S.A loves you i love you son
[6/26/14, 11:48:35 AM] FAKE GENERAL: i just hope you change your mind
[6/26/14, 11:48:41 AM] FAKE GENERAL: God bless you

[6/26/14, 11:51:13 AM] MAD CHEMIST: I can’t go back to the USA anyway so it doesn’t really matter.
[6/26/14, 11:51:28 AM] MAD CHEMIST: You seem like a stand up guy though, even though we are on opposite sides.
[6/26/14, 11:52:22 AM] FAKE GENERAL: why can't you go back to your own country?
[6/26/14, 11:53:45 AM] FAKE GENERAL: life is about decision you make the right decision and things will be just fine
[6/26/14, 11:54:53 AM] MAD CHEMIST: I think I am making the right decisions. The United States feels differently.
[6/26/14, 11:55:19 AM] FAKE GENERAL: so is all about deference?
[6/26/14, 11:56:21 AM] MAD CHEMIST: Well, that and the fact that most of my customers are oversees.

[6/26/14, 11:56:37 AM] MAD CHEMIST: I mentioned I’m a chemist, right?
[6/26/14, 11:57:13 AM] FAKE GENERAL: okay I wish you good luck in all you are doing
[6/26/14, 11:57:36 AM] MAD CHEMIST: you do?
[6/26/14, 11:58:01 AM] FAKE GENERAL: yes i do from my heart
[6/26/14, 11:58:13 AM] MAD CHEMIST: That’s pretty liberal of you General considering what I do for a living.
[6/26/14, 11:59:57 AM] FAKE GENERAL: no man is perfect we all are guity in one way or the other
[6/26/14, 12:00:04 PM] MAD CHEMIST: Very true.

[6/26/14, 12:00:16 PM] MAD CHEMIST: Are you still in Iraq?
[6/26/14, 12:00:32 PM] FAKE GENERAL: we just pray to God to have mercy on our soul
[6/26/14, 12:01:11 PM] FAKE GENERAL: am currently in Afghanistan why do you ask?
[6/26/14, 12:03:14 PM] MAD CHEMIST: Just curious. Most of my work is in the middle east.

[6/26/14, 12:09:23 PM] MAD CHEMIST: How long are you in Afghanistan for?
[6/26/14, 12:09:46 PM] MAD CHEMIST: I still do not understand why the USA is there in the first place, but anyway…
[6/26/14, 12:11:11 PM] FAKE GENERAL: there are somethings you should know and somethings you shouldn't
[6/26/14, 12:11:23 PM] FAKE GENERAL: i hope you understand
[6/26/14, 12:11:48 PM] MAD CHEMIST: Yes. I understand that the USA ordered airstrikes on my customers this week.
[6/26/14, 12:11:57 PM] MAD CHEMIST: You guys love bombing people.
[6/26/14, 12:14:03 PM] FAKE GENERAL: am sorry about your customers
[6/26/14, 12:14:19 PM] MAD CHEMIST: It’s ok. They can fight back.
[6/26/14, 12:14:31 PM] MAD CHEMIST: But it’s kind of ridiculous that they have to.
[6/26/14, 12:15:15 PM] FAKE GENERAL: i hope they don't for there own good
[6/26/14, 12:15:54 PM] MAD CHEMIST: They’ve been fighting the USA since the late 90’s.
[6/26/14, 12:16:04 PM] MAD CHEMIST: It’s not exactly a brand new war is it?

[6/26/14, 12:16:12 PM] FAKE GENERAL: we are not the enemies hear we are just trying to keep the peace
[6/26/14, 12:16:45 PM] MAD CHEMIST: But you do bring in troops and order airstrikes. So who are you striking then?
[6/26/14, 12:16:49 PM] FAKE GENERAL: i just don't know why they don't want to stop this madness
[6/26/14, 12:17:33 PM] MAD CHEMIST: Isn’t it more odd that the USA is bringing a fight to countries where it doesn’t belong?
[6/26/14, 12:17:55 PM] FAKE GENERAL: if they did not put up a fight we there won't be any airstrike ok
[6/26/14, 12:18:08 PM] MAD CHEMIST: So, you just want to take over then?
[6/26/14, 12:18:46 PM] FAKE GENERAL: what is this are you in any way trying to interrogate me?
[6/26/14, 12:19:02 PM] MAD CHEMIST: No, but you should think about it.
[6/26/14, 12:19:14 PM] MAD CHEMIST: Why are you attacking our organization in countries where you have no business?
[6/26/14, 12:19:27 PM] MAD CHEMIST: Doesn’t any of that sound crazy to you?

[6/26/14, 12:19:52 PM] FAKE GENERAL: please just leave things they way they are i bet you don't want to go down this road
[6/26/14, 12:20:53 PM] MAD CHEMIST: Um, I’ve been working with the people I work with since 2000.
[6/26/14, 12:21:01 PM] MAD CHEMIST: I think I’m down the road.
[6/26/14, 12:21:40 PM] FAKE GENERAL: just stop now
[6/26/14, 12:22:20 PM] MAD CHEMIST: Ok. Stand by while I go into the lab and throw away my last 6 months of work…. (kidding)
[6/26/14, 12:22:32 PM] MAD CHEMIST: I have an alternative plan… you guys could go home?

[6/26/14, 12:28:42 PM] FAKE GENERAL: when we met you said something about another william rapp who is he?
[6/26/14, 12:29:24 PM] MAD CHEMIST: A guy we work with who is not in the USA army.
[6/26/14, 12:30:05 PM] FAKE GENERAL: where is he from?
[6/26/14, 12:30:21 PM] MAD CHEMIST: London originally.
[6/26/14, 12:30:55 PM] FAKE GENERAL: did you meet with him in person?
[6/26/14, 12:31:19 PM] MAD CHEMIST: Nope. I just took over this assignment. I’ve always been in the lab and not working directly with people a lot.
[6/26/14, 12:31:31 PM] MAD CHEMIST: Now I have to because I’m the lead on a few products.
[6/26/14, 12:31:43 PM] FAKE GENERAL: good for you
[6/26/14, 12:31:48 PM] MAD CHEMIST: Thanks Smile

[6/26/14, 12:31:53 PM] MAD CHEMIST: Hard work pays off
[6/26/14, 12:31:59 PM] FAKE GENERAL: you are welcome

[6/26/14, 12:44:48 PM] MAD CHEMIST: OK. Have a good night. Don’t kill anyone. Wink

[6/26/14, 12:45:02 PM] FAKE GENERAL: you too

Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2014 10:12 pm

Last chat before the modality.

[6/27/14, 8:10:38 AM] MAD CHEMIST: Good morning. Hey, I don’t want to bother you but I need some advice and there is no one in my organization I can ask.
[6/27/14, 8:16:05 AM] FAKE GENERAL: speak.
[6/27/14, 8:18:03 AM] MAD CHEMIST: Did I mention that my organization put out a movie (of all things) last week?
[6/27/14, 8:18:16 AM] FAKE GENERAL: no
[6/27/14, 8:18:32 AM] MAD CHEMIST: Well, we did. And I watched the whole thing last night.
[6/27/14, 8:21:14 AM] MAD CHEMIST: You have been in a lot of battles, right?
[6/27/14, 8:22:28 AM] FAKE GENERAL: yes and i don't like talking about them to people
[6/27/14, 8:23:12 AM] MAD CHEMIST: So, this “movie”, it’s basically battle footage. I mean it is battle footage.
[6/27/14, 8:23:58 AM] MAD CHEMIST: And it was real. Like… not a movie. Do you know what I mean?
[6/27/14, 8:24:10 AM] MAD CHEMIST: It’s the actual battle. One of our guys filmed the thing.
[6/27/14, 8:24:14 AM] MAD CHEMIST: Do you guys do that in the USA?
[6/27/14, 8:27:23 AM] FAKE GENERAL: don't get yourself into something you don't know about make sure you are 100% sure of what you are doing
[6/27/14, 8:27:57 AM] FAKE GENERAL: i won't say anything in details
[6/27/14, 8:28:02 AM] MAD CHEMIST: It’s just that the stuff I make, I create it in a lab, ship it and off it goes. I don’t worry about it.
[6/27/14, 8:28:21 AM] MAD CHEMIST: I’ve seen some demonstrations, but even then I’m in a country for maybe a day and I leave.
[6/27/14, 8:30:51 AM] FAKE GENERAL: I have one hour patrol what i can say to you now follow your heart and do the right thing
[6/27/14, 8:46:33 AM] MAD CHEMIST: Hey… this patrol… you’re not fighting us, are you?

[6/27/14, 11:26:12 AM] MAD CHEMIST: How was the patrol? Was everything calm?
[6/27/14, 11:26:31 AM] MAD CHEMIST: None of our guys were there were they?

...by the way, there really was a "movie" released week. A Kill Bill - meets - snuff film. Shocked

Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2014 10:26 pm

Bonding over the pressure of money laundering and working for Al Qaeda

[6/27/14, 11:31:13 AM] FAKE GENERAL: something urgent and very important just came up and i think i am going to need your help
[6/27/14, 11:31:22 AM] MAD CHEMIST: what?
[6/27/14, 11:33:43 AM] FAKE GENERAL: Myself and my term always carry out a daily patrol back when I was still in Iraq in one of our patrol the term recovered a large amount of funds which blah blah modality....
[6/27/14, 11:34:29 AM] FAKE GENERAL: I don’t have any one or anywhere to run to as this is all I have now an acceptable percentage will be given to you.. blah blah blah
[6/27/14, 11:34:45 AM] MAD CHEMIST: so the money is in iraq or you got it out
[6/27/14, 11:35:55 AM] MAD CHEMIST: does the iraqi still have it?
[6/27/14, 11:36:10 AM] FAKE GENERAL: no
[6/27/14, 11:36:18 AM] MAD CHEMIST: is it still in iraq?
[6/27/14, 11:37:58 AM] FAKE GENERAL: it was deposited in a sucurity company in west Africa
[6/27/14, 11:38:09 AM] MAD CHEMIST: which country?
[6/27/14, 11:39:54 AM] FAKE GENERAL: Accra Ghana

[6/27/14, 11:40:37 AM] MAD CHEMIST: ok. But can I ask you something? You do not seem to like the organization I work for very much, so why me?
[6/27/14, 11:42:12 AM] FAKE GENERAL: did i say i don't like your organization?
[6/27/14, 11:44:00 AM] MAD CHEMIST: Yes, all throughout our chat you were trying to tell me to quit the group I’ve worked for for 14 years.
[6/27/14, 11:44:25 AM] MAD CHEMIST: I went to work here right out of college. I’ve never worked anywhere else.
[6/27/14, 11:45:07 AM] FAKE GENERAL: no that's not what i mean you are wrong

[6/27/14, 11:45:39 AM] MAD CHEMIST: But you guys are doing airstrikes on us and you told me you didn’t think I should stay with them. I’m confused.
[6/27/14, 11:47:27 AM] FAKE GENERAL: please don't get me wrong i mean well for you you are kind of guy i just like so tell me if you can do it because i really need your help with this
[6/27/14, 11:47:54 AM] MAD CHEMIST: I am just trying to understand.
[6/27/14, 11:48:27 AM] MAD CHEMIST: You have to understand how hard it is for me to keep seeing the USA attack us and call us terrorists.
[6/27/14, 11:49:07 AM] FAKE GENERAL: am sorry you feel that way

[6/27/14, 11:49:44 AM] MAD CHEMIST: USA President Obama called us terrorists yesterday and asked his government to give him 500 million to fight us. In just one of our countries.
[6/27/14, 11:52:02 AM] FAKE GENERAL: am sorry for that
[6/27/14, 11:52:24 AM] MAD CHEMIST: A lot of people will die. Sad

[6/27/14, 11:53:06 AM] FAKE GENERAL: i know
[6/27/14, 11:53:38 AM] MAD CHEMIST: Why is the USA attacking us (again)?
[6/27/14, 11:54:34 AM] FAKE GENERAL: you think am happy with all this wars fighting bombing
[6/27/14, 11:54:59 AM] FAKE GENERAL: you wanna know the truth i wish it could all stop
[6/27/14, 11:55:07 AM] MAD CHEMIST: No, but you are American and in the Army. You must know why the government is doing this to us.
[6/27/14, 11:56:12 AM] FAKE GENERAL: please don't get me the wrong way but i can't tell you am sorry
[6/27/14, 11:56:40 AM] MAD CHEMIST: The USA looks pretty evil from our side. I’m sorry, but how should we see it?
[6/27/14, 11:56:59 AM] FAKE GENERAL: see what?
[6/27/14, 11:57:15 AM] MAD CHEMIST: How else can we view a country that is going to war with us?

[6/27/14, 11:57:52 AM] MAD CHEMIST: I know you are not in Iraq anymore, but my friends are there right now.
[6/27/14, 11:59:05 AM] FAKE GENERAL: if it's in my power to stop all this i would have done it long long time ago
[6/27/14, 11:59:38 AM] MAD CHEMIST: I believe you. I know that you are a man and not the USA.
[6/27/14, 11:59:49 AM] MAD CHEMIST: But on a personal level, don’t you think we’re terrorists?
[6/27/14, 11:59:50 AM] FAKE GENERAL: thank you
[6/27/14, 12:01:22 PM] FAKE GENERAL: i do not see anybody as a terrorists we all are humans created by one God we are one and this is what have been trying to spread to the world
[6/27/14, 12:01:36 PM] MAD CHEMIST: I appreciate that.
[6/27/14, 12:01:41 PM] FAKE GENERAL: thank you

He apologies for the killing of Bin Laden...

[6/27/14, 12:02:10 PM] MAD CHEMIST: But you have to understand what it is like to work here. The USA killed our founder. Can you imagine working for a company where your founder is killed?
[6/27/14, 12:04:18 PM] FAKE GENERAL: i know you are going through alot believe when i say everything will be fine by God grace
[6/27/14, 12:04:56 PM] MAD CHEMIST: Can you imagine you’re me. You’re working in the lab and someone tells you that the United States of America just killed the guy who is running your entire organization?
[6/27/14, 12:05:44 PM] FAKE GENERAL: am so so sorry please accept my appologies
[6/27/14, 12:05:59 PM] FAKE GENERAL: when was he killed
[6/27/14, 12:06:01 PM] FAKE GENERAL: ?
[6/27/14, 12:06:22 PM] MAD CHEMIST: May 2, 2011
[6/27/14, 12:06:50 PM] MAD CHEMIST: The USA newspapers had head lines saying things like “WE FINALLY KILLED HIM”
[6/27/14, 12:08:24 PM] FAKE GENERAL: have come to realize that violence is not the solution to our problems
[6/27/14, 12:08:53 PM] FAKE GENERAL: please i don't have much time to talk tell can you help me
[6/27/14, 12:09:14 PM] MAD CHEMIST: I mean, I do get that war is war. I am not naive especially since I make weapons, but he was not fighting. He was at home and the USA sent in a team to kill him.

[6/27/14, 12:09:46 PM] MAD CHEMIST: I would like to help you, but you are not scared of what your army will do to you if they find out?
[6/27/14, 12:10:18 PM] FAKE GENERAL: and who is going to tell them you?
[6/27/14, 12:10:50 PM] MAD CHEMIST: The USA watches us very closely.
[6/27/14, 12:11:13 PM] MAD CHEMIST: Like I said, they’re killing our leaders. And someone got them a copy of our organization chart.
[6/27/14, 12:11:18 PM] MAD CHEMIST: They even know who I am
[6/27/14, 12:11:32 PM] MAD CHEMIST: That’s how I ended up on their terror watch list.

[6/27/14, 12:12:18 PM] FAKE GENERAL: you can do this
[6/27/14, 12:12:58 PM] FAKE GENERAL: please am very busy with work i would have done it myself
[6/27/14, 12:13:39 PM] MAD CHEMIST: I’m busy too. So how would this work?
[6/27/14, 12:13:55 PM] FAKE GENERAL: thank you
[6/27/14, 12:14:00 PM] MAD CHEMIST: Why did you move the money to Ghana?
[6/27/14, 12:14:24 PM] FAKE GENERAL: for safe keeping
[6/27/14, 12:14:27 PM] MAD CHEMIST: ok.

[6/27/14, 12:14:37 PM] FAKE GENERAL: can i have your e-mail ID
[6/27/14, 12:14:59 PM] MAD CHEMIST: before we decide to do this… and this is a silly question, I know, but you do know who I work for right?
[6/27/14, 12:15:20 PM] FAKE GENERAL: are you scared?
[6/27/14, 12:15:43 PM] MAD CHEMIST: No, but your government knows who I am. If you work with me, they will find out.
[6/27/14, 12:16:14 PM] FAKE GENERAL: no they won't i promise
[6/27/14, 12:16:20 PM] MAD CHEMIST: Also, my people will find out and they won’t care but will demand some kind of compensation. And that money will go directly to OUR war effort.
[6/27/14, 12:16:23 PM] MAD CHEMIST: Against the USA.
[6/27/14, 12:16:36 PM] MAD CHEMIST: So you will, in effect, be buying weapons to use against your own army.
[6/27/14, 12:16:43 PM] MAD CHEMIST: I just want to be honest.
[6/27/14, 12:19:48 PM] FAKE GENERAL: thank you for beeing honest
[6/27/14, 12:20:14 PM] MAD CHEMIST: Of course. I’m always honest.
[6/27/14, 12:20:34 PM] FAKE GENERAL: you have good heart son
[6/27/14, 12:20:40 PM] MAD CHEMIST: Thanks. Smile

[6/27/14, 12:20:49 PM] MAD CHEMIST: I try to be the best person I can.

Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2014 10:59 pm

Don't fret over your part in September 11 ...think about the Ghana money!

[6/27/14, 12:23:25 PM] FAKE GENERAL: the money we are talking about is 10.5 millionusdollas
[6/27/14, 12:23:46 PM] FAKE GENERAL: am ready to give you 30%
[6/27/14, 12:25:13 PM] MAD CHEMIST: Don’t take this the wrong way, but how do I know this isn’t a trap? The USA has been trying to arrest me since New York.
[6/27/14, 12:25:20 PM] MAD CHEMIST: This could be a way to lure me out.
[6/27/14, 12:25:36 PM] MAD CHEMIST: They know I’m still alive but they do not know where I am specifically.
[6/27/14, 12:25:42 PM] MAD CHEMIST: And trust me. They’ve been looking.
[6/27/14, 12:27:16 PM] FAKE GENERAL: i promise it not a trap this is personal
[6/27/14, 12:27:47 PM] MAD CHEMIST: You know your government wants to kill me right? And I’m not being dramatic. I’m on a list.
[6/27/14, 12:28:15 PM] MAD CHEMIST: I’m only in my 30’s
[6/27/14, 12:28:25 PM] FAKE GENERAL: i can't do anything to hurt you
[6/27/14, 12:28:32 PM] FAKE GENERAL: i like you
[6/27/14, 12:28:42 PM] MAD CHEMIST: even though you are from new york?

[6/27/14, 12:29:09 PM] MAD CHEMIST: Call – busy
[6/27/14, 12:29:21 PM] MAD CHEMIST: i can’t talk. there are people here in my office
[6/27/14, 12:29:27 PM] MAD CHEMIST: they do not know we are chatting
[6/27/14, 12:29:35 PM] FAKE GENERAL: are you ok with the 30%
[6/27/14, 12:30:22 PM] FAKE GENERAL: ok
[6/27/14, 12:30:39 PM] FAKE GENERAL: can we proceed now?
[6/27/14, 12:31:29 PM] MAD CHEMIST: I wouldn’t be normal if I wasn’t a little worried about this.
[6/27/14, 12:31:39 PM] MAD CHEMIST: You are from New York, right?
[6/27/14, 12:31:57 PM] FAKE GENERAL: yes why
[6/27/14, 12:32:24 PM] MAD CHEMIST: Because I think that every single person in NY would probably love to see my death on live television

[6/27/14, 12:33:13 PM] FAKE GENERAL: oh my God don't you trust me you think i can hurt you
[6/27/14, 12:33:48 PM] MAD CHEMIST: Look, I’m just being honest and I’m a scientist so I always question. It is my nature.
[6/27/14, 12:33:55 PM] MAD CHEMIST: And yes, you could hurt me if you found me.
[6/27/14, 12:34:27 PM] MAD CHEMIST: I just don’t understand why you are from New York and don’t hate me I guess.
[6/27/14, 12:34:52 PM] FAKE GENERAL: i don't hate you
[6/27/14, 12:35:27 PM] FAKE GENERAL: you are wasting my time with all this questions?
[6/27/14, 12:36:05 PM] MAD CHEMIST: if you think I am wasting your time, you probably do not know what I’ve worked on. Which is probably why you don’t hate me.
[6/27/14, 12:36:44 PM] MAD CHEMIST: I’m not going to get myself arrested to make some money. I need to know more about you and how you really feel about me or how could I trust you?
[6/27/14, 12:36:51 PM] MAD CHEMIST: You are asking a lot. You must know this.
[6/27/14, 12:37:08 PM] FAKE GENERAL: i understand you
[6/27/14, 12:37:13 PM] MAD CHEMIST: Ok.

[6/27/14, 12:37:43 PM] MAD CHEMIST: Then please let me make one thing very clear and then you can tell me if you still want to work with me. Fair enough?
[6/27/14, 12:37:59 PM] FAKE GENERAL: ok
[6/27/14, 12:39:55 PM] MAD CHEMIST: When I was at MIT ....I make up a crazy story about inventing a compound ..chemistry blah blah blah
[6/27/14, 12:40:33 PM] MAD CHEMIST: Do you know where I am going with this?
[6/27/14, 12:40:40 PM] FAKE GENERAL: no
[6/27/14, 12:40:46 PM] FAKE GENERAL: tell me
[6/27/14, 12:41:53 PM] MAD CHEMIST: Ok. So say you have a building, a large one. And it catches on fire ....more geeky but absolutely bogus chemistry crap about structural integrity
[6/27/14, 12:41:56 PM] MAD CHEMIST: ok?
[6/27/14, 12:42:27 PM] MAD CHEMIST: That’s how buildings are designed. It’s so they don’t collapse, people can get out etc.
[6/27/14, 12:42:32 PM] MAD CHEMIST: Make sense?
[6/27/14, 12:42:48 PM] FAKE GENERAL: yes
[6/27/14, 12:43:40 PM] MAD CHEMIST: Ok. Now, say you have that same building. Something happens and it is on fire. But, my chemical is in the explosion...
[6/27/14, 12:43:42 PM] MAD CHEMIST: Then,
[6/27/14, 12:44:09 PM] MAD CHEMIST: The building just, eventually, collapses. Because chemistry crap
[6/27/14, 12:46:55 PM] FAKE GENERAL: do you regret this?
[6/27/14, 12:48:18 PM] MAD CHEMIST: Hard to say. I was offered a position to develop it in my own lab. That is a job offer 20 year olds never get.

[6/27/14, 12:50:44 PM] FAKE GENERAL: i want you to know as a person i don't have anything against you and what am asking you to do for me is personal
[6/27/14, 12:51:30 PM] FAKE GENERAL: this is my money we are talking about i don't want to loose it

[6/27/14, 12:52:07 PM] MAD CHEMIST: But you are from New York. You can’t have liked what happened. Even if you are concerned with money, you must have some emotion. And, I really do not feel like getting killed over something I developed when I was 20,
[6/27/14, 12:55:32 PM] MAD CHEMIST: You are worried about your money, but I am worried about my life.
[6/27/14, 12:58:51 PM] FAKE GENERAL: i told you before nothing will happen to you

[6/27/14, 1:02:07 PM] MAD CHEMIST: Look, my own family is still mad at me for developing that formula (and what happened). Why are you so forgiving?
[6/27/14, 1:05:15 PM] FAKE GENERAL: this issue is private the government did not know about it is between me and you and there will be some financial encounter wish i can't take of now so i want you to take care of this
[6/27/14, 1:06:21 PM] MAD CHEMIST: let me think about it ok? I could use the money for my lab, but I am very aware that the Americans may catch us no matter how careful you are.
[6/27/14, 1:06:39 PM] MAD CHEMIST: They won’t stop until they get every last person who worked on the New York project.
[6/27/14, 1:07:19 PM] FAKE GENERAL: but let me know can you finance the shipment?

enter Boko

[6/27/14, 1:08:42 PM] MAD CHEMIST: The money is in Ghana and my organization has people in Borno, so if we do it, I can ask them to help.
[6/27/14, 1:09:06 PM] MAD CHEMIST: I know Borno is Nigeria, but they travel to Ghana sometimes.
[6/27/14, 1:11:14 PM] FAKE GENERAL: no i want you to do it your self this matter should be private between the two of us
[6/27/14, 1:13:22 PM] MAD CHEMIST: My organization won’t care. Besides, I don’t know anything about Ghana and these guys are experts in the area. That will also keep me away from the transaction so I won’t get arrested.
[6/27/14, 1:13:48 PM] FAKE GENERAL: that i can assure you
[6/27/14, 1:13:49 PM] MAD CHEMIST: Doesn’t it make more sense to have people who know the area, the routes, the system, etc.?
[6/27/14, 1:13:58 PM] MAD CHEMIST: They’re good guys. I trust them completely.
[6/27/14, 1:14:42 PM] FAKE GENERAL: it is private matter i don't want a third party
[6/27/14, 1:15:02 PM] MAD CHEMIST: They’re not a third party. We all work for the same people.
[6/27/14, 1:17:14 PM] FAKE GENERAL: you don't seem to understand me this is private matter
[6/27/14, 1:17:47 PM] MAD CHEMIST: ?
[6/27/14, 1:18:00 PM] FAKE GENERAL: all you need to do is to contact the security company in Ghana
[6/27/14, 1:18:16 PM] MAD CHEMIST: I’m trying to tell you that I’m willing to talk to the most qualified people I know in my organization. I’m puzzled why you would not think this is a good idea?

[6/27/14, 1:23:03 PM] FAKE GENERAL: this matter is base on trust if you can not trust and do what i ask you to do then we can't work together
[6/27/14, 1:24:49 PM] MAD CHEMIST: I’m confused. You asked for my help. I’m offering to talk to the most qualified people I know. People who could do this easily. And you are not interested?
[6/27/14, 1:25:04 PM] MAD CHEMIST: See, that’s what makes me wonder if this is not an effort to draw me out
[6/27/14, 1:26:47 PM] FAKE GENERAL: i can see you don't trust me
[6/27/14, 1:27:36 PM] MAD CHEMIST: I am on an actual list of people to KILL by the USA. You are surprised that I am cautious? It’s not personal.
[6/27/14, 1:28:04 PM] FAKE GENERAL: those people you are talking about will they accept to finance the shipment?
[6/27/14, 1:28:16 PM] MAD CHEMIST: Of course.

[6/27/14, 1:28:51 PM] MAD CHEMIST: They have way more ability to do this than I do so I would recommend them even if I wasn’t on your ridiculous terror watch list.
[6/27/14, 1:29:32 PM] MAD CHEMIST: They speak english and arabic. They are in cities across Northern Nigeria and can easily cross borders. They deal with shipments all the time and know everyone.
[6/27/14, 1:30:16 PM] MAD CHEMIST: Do you have anyone in Ghana?
[6/27/14, 1:30:24 PM] FAKE GENERAL: no
[6/27/14, 1:30:34 PM] MAD CHEMIST: Well, there is another reason to use our people.

Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2014 11:12 pm

Mad Chemist accuses fake general of being racist...against Africans.

[6/27/14, 1:30:59 PM] MAD CHEMIST: And, naturally, since they are part of our organization, they are not with the Americans and have no interest in telling your government anything so they are loyal.
[6/27/14, 1:31:24 PM] FAKE GENERAL: how do we get to them?
[6/27/14, 1:32:05 PM] MAD CHEMIST: I can contact them. It’s late there now, but I can talk to them in the morning. I’m supposed to be working on a project for them anyway. They’ve got some beef with the government there (in Nigeria, not Ghana).
[6/27/14, 1:33:44 PM] FAKE GENERAL: why don't do this yourself because i don't want people i don't know to take my money
[6/27/14, 1:34:08 PM] FAKE GENERAL: this is very simple to handle
[6/27/14, 1:34:35 PM] MAD CHEMIST: why would they take your money?
[6/27/14, 1:34:38 PM] MAD CHEMIST: they are not thieves.
[6/27/14, 1:34:55 PM] MAD CHEMIST: They work for the same people I do. I trust them completely.
[6/27/14, 1:35:14 PM] FAKE GENERAL: is just to contact the security company by email then the consignment will be delivered to you
[6/27/14, 1:35:26 PM] MAD CHEMIST: I can’t get anything delivered to me
[6/27/14, 1:35:33 PM] MAD CHEMIST: I’m on everyone’s watch list, remember?

[6/27/14, 1:35:44 PM] FAKE GENERAL: are they Africans
[6/27/14, 1:35:46 PM] FAKE GENERAL: ?
[6/27/14, 1:36:09 PM] MAD CHEMIST: Yes. They are Nigerian. Good men.
[6/27/14, 1:36:36 PM] MAD CHEMIST: Please do not tell me you are one of the americans who is prejudice against africans because I would trust these men with my life.
[6/27/14, 1:37:44 PM] FAKE GENERAL: i don't think you can help me
[6/27/14, 1:37:49 PM] MAD CHEMIST: Why?
[6/27/14, 1:38:00 PM] MAD CHEMIST: I’m trying to help.....
[6/27/14, 1:39:21 PM] FAKE GENERAL: ok since you are scared why don't you get another person you trust from where you are
[6/27/14, 1:39:24 PM] MAD CHEMIST: I have an idea.
[6/27/14, 1:40:20 PM] FAKE GENERAL: just leave the Africans out of this
[6/27/14, 1:40:37 PM] MAD CHEMIST: I’m young, but because of my job, AQ wants to keep me very happy. I will tell these men that they are doing this for me. Personally. Trust me, they will not mess it up. Global headquarters would reign fire down upon anyone who tried to betray me.
[6/27/14, 1:40:57 PM] MAD CHEMIST: If there is one thing our organization is known for, it is loyalty and an appreciation for authority.

[6/27/14, 1:41:27 PM] MAD CHEMIST: Why don’t you like Africans? Is that an American thing?
[6/27/14, 1:42:12 PM] FAKE GENERAL: just try and get me someone else can you do that
[6/27/14, 1:42:21 PM] MAD CHEMIST: You mean someone white?
[6/27/14, 1:42:28 PM] FAKE GENERAL: yes
[6/27/14, 1:42:32 PM] MAD CHEMIST: That’s racist.

[6/27/14, 1:42:46 PM] MAD CHEMIST: AQ is a global organization that values diversity.

[6/27/14, 1:43:30 PM] FAKE GENERAL: so you can't me someone ?
[6/27/14, 1:43:47 PM] MAD CHEMIST: Tell me why you don’t like black people. I don’t like this….
[6/27/14, 1:44:02 PM] MAD CHEMIST: Do you know that most members of AQ are not white?
[6/27/14, 1:45:07 PM] FAKE GENERAL: am trying to co-opperate with you but please not just the Africans
[6/27/14, 1:45:36 PM] MAD CHEMIST: Tell me why you do not like Africans please. Because I honestly do not understand.
[6/27/14, 1:46:00 PM] FAKE GENERAL: i don't hate them
[6/27/14, 1:46:10 PM] FAKE GENERAL: okay hear is a plan
[6/27/14, 1:46:17 PM] MAD CHEMIST: ok...
[6/27/14, 1:48:23 PM] FAKE GENERAL: when you contact your Nigerian partner he will just be a representative but you will be financing the consignment
[6/27/14, 1:48:58 PM] MAD CHEMIST: They have their own money, if that’s what you are worried about. AQ has invested heavily in our group there.
[6/27/14, 1:49:29 PM] MAD CHEMIST: And I’ll tell them they’re doing this for me.

[6/27/14, 1:49:57 PM] MAD CHEMIST: I just can’t have my name on any paperwork. Trust me. It may have been since 2001 when 9.11 happened but people are still PISSED
[6/27/14, 1:50:19 PM] FAKE GENERAL: i understand you
[6/27/14, 1:50:44 PM] FAKE GENERAL: what will you tell them?
[6/27/14, 1:52:48 PM] MAD CHEMIST: Like I said, I am working on a project for them anyway, so they are expecting to hear from me tomorrow. It won’t be odd for me to call. Then I’ll just tell them that I have some money that needs to be moved (you can tell me what you want me to say exactly), and they will do it. It’s not that strange a request considering the nature of our operation.
[6/27/14, 1:53:17 PM] MAD CHEMIST: We get anonymous money all the time, transfers, you name it. Think about it, how many people will admit that they are doing business with AQ in this climate?
[6/27/14, 1:55:30 PM] FAKE GENERAL: i just have feelings no good will come out of the Africans
[6/27/14, 1:55:44 PM] FAKE GENERAL: but anyway ok with it
[6/27/14, 1:55:50 PM] MAD CHEMIST: These are not some random Africans. They work for us.
[6/27/14, 1:56:07 PM] FAKE GENERAL: but don't tell them it belongs to me ok
[6/27/14, 1:56:21 PM] MAD CHEMIST: No. I’ll keep you out of it. They won’t ask any way.
[6/27/14, 1:57:04 PM] MAD CHEMIST: Like I said, AQ is happy with my results so I have a lot of latitude to get things done.
[6/27/14, 1:57:41 PM] MAD CHEMIST: And I would like to help you. Anything that gets some money away from the USA and straight to Al Qaeda…how can I argue with that? 30% is generous.
[6/27/14, 2:01:09 PM] MAD CHEMIST: sound good?
[6/27/14, 2:01:50 PM] FAKE GENERAL: ok

[6/27/14, 2:02:25 PM] FAKE GENERAL: let me have your email address
[6/27/14, 2:02:30 PM] MAD CHEMIST: Cool. After my Boko call tomorrow I’ll ask to speak with one of my friends privately and run it by him
[6/27/14, 2:02:40 PM] MAD CHEMIST: my email is [email protected]
[6/27/14, 2:04:29 PM] FAKE GENERAL: they are the people who kidnap Nigerians Girls
[6/27/14, 2:04:58 PM] MAD CHEMIST: You know our outfit in Nigeria?
[6/27/14, 2:05:49 PM] FAKE GENERAL: no

Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2014 11:24 pm

No love for Boko? I'm insulted.

[6/27/14, 2:06:38 PM] FAKE GENERAL: i will send you an email on how to contact the security company
[6/27/14, 2:07:35 PM] MAD CHEMIST: Ok. Cool. Like I said, they’re really good guys and there won’t be any problem.
[6/27/14, 2:09:11 PM] MAD CHEMIST: It sounds like this will work out well for all of us.
[6/27/14, 2:09:19 PM] MAD CHEMIST: You are really ok with giving us 30%?
[6/27/14, 2:10:08 PM] FAKE GENERAL: yes
[6/27/14, 2:11:07 PM] MAD CHEMIST: That’s fantastic. I think I’ll take 15% for my lab and I’ll let Boko have 15%. They need the money more than I do in a way. You’re doing a lot of good. Smile

[6/27/14, 2:11:24 PM] FAKE GENERAL: but before we proceed you will have to contact Barr FAKE LAD_LAWYER in Ghana for the change of power of arttoney
[6/27/14, 2:11:49 PM] MAD CHEMIST: Ok. You want me to have someone visit him?
[6/27/14, 2:15:49 PM] FAKE GENERAL: i spoke with Barr FAKE LAD_LAWYER and i told him am very busy with work that i will look for someone to represent me and he said that before the consignment can be shipped that i will have to spend so money for the power of attorney
[6/27/14, 2:16:26 PM] FAKE GENERAL: i want you to fiancee it before your Nigerians friend take over
[6/27/14, 2:19:18 PM] MAD CHEMIST: I can’t have my name on any documents. International terrorist suspect, remember?

[6/27/14, 2:19:58 PM] FAKE GENERAL: your name will not be on any paper
[6/27/14, 2:20:40 PM] FAKE GENERAL: you just have to pay for Barr FAKE LAD_LAWYER service
[6/27/14, 2:21:06 PM] MAD CHEMIST: Where in Ghana is he?
[6/27/14, 2:21:36 PM] FAKE GENERAL: you just send him and email and ask him for his account number
[6/27/14, 2:21:55 PM] FAKE GENERAL: his in Accra Ghana
[6/27/14, 2:22:19 PM] MAD CHEMIST: Wouldn’t it be simpler just to have someone pay him in person? We do not have many people in Ghana, but I’m sure I could have someone pay him a fee. And wouldn’t he rather deal with a local?
[6/27/14, 2:24:04 PM] FAKE GENERAL: no that his not a good idea you pay the fees to his account then your nigerian friend can receive the consignment

[6/27/14, 2:24:43 PM] FAKE GENERAL: i can send you his account number
[6/27/14, 2:25:15 PM] FAKE GENERAL: you can pay through western union or money gram
[6/27/14, 2:25:36 PM] MAD CHEMIST: He wouldn’t feel more at ease working with someone he can meet in person?
[6/27/14, 2:25:56 PM] FAKE GENERAL: you don't worry about that
[6/27/14, 2:26:56 PM] FAKE GENERAL: so can you finance it?
[6/27/14, 2:28:22 PM] MAD CHEMIST: yes, i told you, we invested heavily into Boko Haram
[6/27/14, 2:28:26 PM] MAD CHEMIST: they have cash
[6/27/14, 2:29:13 PM] FAKE GENERAL: Honorable, FAKE LAD_LAWYER (Esq.) Email: [email protected]
[6/27/14, 2:29:23 PM] MAD CHEMIST: ok. thx.
[6/27/14, 2:29:29 PM] FAKE GENERAL: don't you have cash?
[6/27/14, 2:29:37 PM] MAD CHEMIST: yes
[6/27/14, 2:29:59 PM] FAKE GENERAL: then finance it
[6/27/14, 2:30:21 PM] MAD CHEMIST: but AQ is a bureaucratic nightmare sometimes. We can do whatever we want, but we do have procedures. I’m doing a deal in Boko’s territory, I should let them work it.
[6/27/14, 2:31:28 PM] FAKE GENERAL: your name will not appear on any paper okay just contact Barr FAKE and know how is the bill
[6/27/14, 2:35:19 PM] FAKE GENERAL: so what do you say?
[6/27/14, 2:36:02 PM] MAD CHEMIST: How do I keep my name off the transfer?
[6/27/14, 2:36:54 PM] FAKE GENERAL: nice question
[6/27/14, 2:37:53 PM] FAKE GENERAL: you pay for Barr FAKE service and leave the paper work to you boko
[6/27/14, 2:38:53 PM] FAKE GENERAL: or do want me to contact Barr FAKE LAD_LAWYER myself and ask him how much it will cost?

[6/27/14, 2:39:35 PM] MAD CHEMIST: Sure. Would you? Can you also get his office address for me?
[6/27/14, 2:41:41 PM] FAKE GENERAL: okay
[6/27/14, 2:41:59 PM] FAKE GENERAL: but why do you need his address?
[6/27/14, 2:42:16 PM] MAD CHEMIST: So I can give it to Boko
[6/27/14, 2:42:31 PM] FAKE GENERAL: i don't want anything to happend to him
[6/27/14, 2:42:40 PM] MAD CHEMIST: Why would something happen to him?
[6/27/14, 2:43:18 PM] FAKE GENERAL: you know what am talking about you can hurt him
[6/27/14, 2:45:17 PM] FAKE GENERAL: promise me nothing will happen to him then i will send you his address
[6/27/14, 2:45:47 PM] MAD CHEMIST: Nothing will happen.
[6/27/14, 2:45:50 PM] MAD CHEMIST: We’re not evil.
[6/27/14, 2:46:01 PM] MAD CHEMIST: Why would we hurt him?
[6/27/14, 2:46:19 PM] FAKE GENERAL: ok

[6/27/14, 2:46:51 PM] MAD CHEMIST: If this is about what happened in Nigeria, don’t worry about it. Local politics.
[6/27/14, 2:47:42 PM] FAKE GENERAL: but it will be after i contact him and you have pay the money to his account and that will be tomorrow
[6/27/14, 2:47:43 PM] FAKE GENERAL: okay
[6/27/14, 2:48:53 PM] MAD CHEMIST: ok. You’re going to send me his name, email, address?
[6/27/14, 2:49:10 PM] MAD CHEMIST: I can’t pay someone without knowing who/where they are.
[6/27/14, 2:51:31 PM] FAKE GENERAL: this is the account number Blah blah no transfer
Text Question: For
Text Answer: Peace

[6/27/14, 2:52:00 PM] MAD CHEMIST: I need his phone number and address though.
[6/27/14, 2:54:59 PM] FAKE GENERAL: his phone number 00233-(555) 555-555
[6/27/14, 2:56:36 PM] MAD CHEMIST: thx.
[6/27/14, 2:56:39 PM] MAD CHEMIST: and his address?
[6/27/14, 2:57:25 PM] FAKE GENERAL: i told you it will be after you have made the payment
[6/27/14, 2:58:19 PM] MAD CHEMIST: Why?
[6/27/14, 2:58:43 PM] FAKE GENERAL: for safety
[6/27/14, 2:59:05 PM] MAD CHEMIST: Why do you think we’re going to hurt someone we’re doing a money transaction with? That doesn’t make sense.
[6/27/14, 2:59:26 PM] FAKE GENERAL: believe me it does

[6/27/14, 2:59:49 PM] FAKE GENERAL: you are going to get his address anyway why the rush
[6/27/14, 3:00:29 PM] MAD CHEMIST: Please know, these are not random people. I know them very well and one of the people is a very good friend of mine.
[6/27/14, 3:00:34 PM] FAKE GENERAL: by tomorrow when you have made the payment he will send you his address by himself
[6/27/14, 3:01:06 PM] FAKE GENERAL: just leave thing like that it final
[6/27/14, 3:01:45 PM] MAD CHEMIST: Not really. You saying that you don’t trust my men not to what? Rob your guy or something?
[6/27/14, 3:01:56 PM] MAD CHEMIST: That’s not fair.
[6/27/14, 3:04:30 PM] FAKE GENERAL: you told me you don't want to get involve in any paper work i understand you and let you be so you just understand me
[6/27/14, 3:05:12 PM] MAD CHEMIST: Yes, and I understood, but then you went on about how you think my friends are going to…I don’t know…rob your lawyer?
[6/27/14, 3:05:24 PM] FAKE GENERAL: his you i trust i don't know those guys
[6/27/14, 3:05:40 PM] MAD CHEMIST: But I do. Very well.
[6/27/14, 3:06:01 PM] MAD CHEMIST: You’ve only known me for a few days and you trust me. Why wouldn’t you trust someone I’ve known for years?
[6/27/14, 3:06:24 PM] FAKE GENERAL: do you want to do this or not?
[6/27/14, 3:06:47 PM] MAD CHEMIST: Yes, but it would be lovely if you would not imply that my friends and coworkers are robbers

[6/27/14, 3:07:15 PM] FAKE GENERAL: they are not that's not what i meant
[6/27/14, 3:07:36 PM] FAKE GENERAL: you have his number you can call him
[6/27/14, 3:08:02 PM] MAD CHEMIST: ok.
[6/27/14, 3:08:24 PM] MAD CHEMIST: But I’m not sending him any money if he won’t tell me the location of his office. That’s silly.
[6/27/14, 3:09:27 PM] FAKE GENERAL: you call him and ask him for his address
[6/27/14, 3:10:01 PM] MAD CHEMIST: ok
[6/27/14, 3:10:13 PM] FAKE GENERAL: what is your time saying?
[6/27/14, 3:10:30 PM] MAD CHEMIST: I’m in havana. It’s 3:00 in the afternoon.
[6/27/14, 3:11:04 PM] FAKE GENERAL: it very late hear in Afghanistan 2:41:21 AM AFT
[6/27/14, 3:11:24 PM] MAD CHEMIST: I know. AQ, remember? Wink

[6/27/14, 3:12:01 PM] FAKE GENERAL: i just want to make sure we are on the right track before i leave
[6/27/14, 3:12:17 PM] FAKE GENERAL: so do we have a deal?
[6/27/14, 3:13:11 PM] MAD CHEMIST: Yeah, I think so. I’ll talk to your guy tomorrow and also talk to Boko after our regular conference call.
[6/27/14, 3:14:01 PM] FAKE GENERAL: okay

Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2014 11:31 pm

General threatens to "destroy" the chemist.

[6/27/14, 3:14:21 PM] FAKE GENERAL: remember you own the package
[6/27/14, 3:14:23 PM] FAKE GENERAL: not me
[6/27/14, 3:14:48 PM] MAD CHEMIST: I’ll keep you out of it. Don’t worry.
[6/27/14, 3:14:58 PM] FAKE GENERAL: ok
[6/27/14, 3:15:07 PM] FAKE GENERAL: how is your wife doing?
[6/27/14, 3:17:30 PM] MAD CHEMIST: Great. Thank you for asking.
[6/27/14, 3:18:38 PM] FAKE GENERAL: please remember 10.5milliondollas is a lot of money are you sure we can trust your friends with this
[6/27/14, 3:18:40 PM] FAKE GENERAL: ?
[6/27/14, 3:20:39 PM] MAD CHEMIST: Yes. Of course. Why are you so distrustful of my friends?
[6/27/14, 3:21:03 PM] MAD CHEMIST: How did you know about the name of our operation in Nigeria? I’m impressed with your knowledge of our group, just curious.
[6/27/14, 3:23:29 PM] FAKE GENERAL: is all over the media
[6/27/14, 3:23:47 PM] FAKE GENERAL: let me just give you his address
[6/27/14, 3:25:05 PM] MAD CHEMIST: ok
[6/27/14, 3:25:54 PM] FAKE GENERAL: 42b pack avenue Accra Ghana
[6/27/14, 3:26:42 PM] FAKE GENERAL: if something bad happend to him i will fined you and i will destroy you
[6/27/14, 3:26:57 PM] FAKE GENERAL: it's a promise
[6/27/14, 3:27:00 PM] MAD CHEMIST: nice.
[6/27/14, 3:27:34 PM] MAD CHEMIST: You will be on a very long list of people who want to destroy me.

[6/27/14, 3:27:55 PM] MAD CHEMIST: But, really, no one has interest in killing people during routine business transactions.
[6/27/14, 3:28:04 PM] FAKE GENERAL: ok
[6/27/14, 3:28:54 PM] MAD CHEMIST: Like you said…we’re all people.
[6/27/14, 3:28:56 PM] MAD CHEMIST: Right?
[6/27/14, 3:29:09 PM] FAKE GENERAL: yes
[6/27/14, 3:29:43 PM] FAKE GENERAL: it doesn't mean doing business with you
[6/27/14, 3:29:58 PM] FAKE GENERAL: you should mistake it for weakness
[6/27/14, 3:30:06 PM] MAD CHEMIST: Why would I?
[6/27/14, 3:30:22 PM] FAKE GENERAL: am glad you understand
[6/27/14, 3:30:40 PM] MAD CHEMIST: Look, I don’t know what your impression of our Nigerian operation is, but you don’t have to be hostile.

[6/27/14, 3:31:04 PM] FAKE GENERAL: if you say so
[6/27/14, 3:31:23 PM] MAD CHEMIST: What’s your beef with us?
[6/27/14, 3:32:19 PM] FAKE GENERAL: i don't have beef with you or anybody why are you getting me wrong hear
[6/27/14, 3:32:46 PM] MAD CHEMIST: Not really…. you are implying that my friends are robbers. You threatened to have me “destroyed”….

[6/27/14, 3:32:52 PM] FAKE GENERAL: i will let you know when i contact Barr FAKE LAD_LAWYER and you the bill
[6/27/14, 3:33:12 PM] MAD CHEMIST: You asked me for my help and I have done nothing but try to help you and, in addition, ask my very qualified friends to help you.
[6/27/14, 3:33:27 PM] MAD CHEMIST: What have I done to offend you?
[6/27/14, 3:34:14 PM] FAKE GENERAL: oh my God you did not offend me i just want to make sure FAKE his safety that's all
[6/27/14, 3:34:58 PM] MAD CHEMIST: That’s what I mean. Do you really think that we would travel all the way to see your friend to rob him? What possible good would that do?
[6/27/14, 3:35:17 PM] FAKE GENERAL: ok i appologies
[6/27/14, 3:35:18 PM] MAD CHEMIST: Wouldn’t we just be robbing ourselves out of 30%?
[6/27/14, 3:35:55 PM] FAKE GENERAL: are you ok now?

[6/27/14, 3:36:02 PM] MAD CHEMIST: Whatever impression you have of Boko Haram it is incorrect.
[6/27/14, 3:36:12 PM] FAKE GENERAL: ok
[6/27/14, 3:36:38 PM] FAKE GENERAL: when i get the bill tomorrow i will let you know
[6/27/14, 3:36:45 PM] MAD CHEMIST: ok
[6/27/14, 3:36:48 PM] FAKE GENERAL: i have to go
[6/27/14, 3:37:05 PM] FAKE GENERAL: take good care of yourself bye
[6/27/14, 3:37:08 PM] MAD CHEMIST: you too

Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2014 11:55 pm

The General learns that chemists who work for Al Qaeda think like, well, people who work for Al Qaeda.

[6/28/14, 5:18:59 AM] FAKE GENERAL: hello
[6/28/14, 5:23:46 AM] MAD CHEMIST: Good afternoon how are you?
[6/28/14, 5:31:22 AM] FAKE GENERAL: without wasting time have you contact your nigerian friends?
[6/28/14, 5:32:45 AM] MAD CHEMIST: Yes. They do not like being called thieves and robbers.
[6/28/14, 5:32:57 AM] MAD CHEMIST: They do not have much of a sense of humor.
[6/28/14, 5:34:33 AM] FAKE GENERAL: i did not call them robbers
[6/28/14, 5:35:02 AM] FAKE GENERAL: so what they refuse help
[6/28/14, 5:35:10 AM] FAKE GENERAL: fine by me
[6/28/14, 5:36:22 AM] MAD CHEMIST: No. They will help.

[6/28/14, 5:36:38 AM] MAD CHEMIST: They are just serious all the time. I’m the easy going one.
[6/28/14, 5:36:50 AM] MAD CHEMIST: I told them to just focus on the money.
[6/28/14, 5:37:23 AM] FAKE GENERAL: and i hope you did not involve me?
[6/28/14, 5:37:36 AM] MAD CHEMIST: They calmed down when I explained that I was going to give them half of my percentage.
[6/28/14, 5:37:48 AM] MAD CHEMIST: No, I didn’t mention your name. I promised I wouldn’t
[6/28/14, 5:38:09 AM] FAKE GENERAL: okay
[6/28/14, 5:38:22 AM] FAKE GENERAL: have you call Barr FAKE ?
[6/28/14, 5:41:56 AM] MAD CHEMIST: No. I was on calls and then had to run some simulations in the lab. Then sleep for a few hours.
[6/28/14, 5:42:25 AM] MAD CHEMIST: Having a war in Iraq/Syria and in Nigeria is working me to death.
[6/28/14, 6:26:41 AM] FAKE GENERAL: i have contacted FAKE and he has told me his bill
[6/28/14, 6:27:56 AM] MAD CHEMIST: ok
[6/28/14, 6:28:53 AM] FAKE GENERAL: i will send you the bill and you go and pay it into his account today
[6/28/14, 6:29:26 AM] MAD CHEMIST: I still think it makes sense for my team to meet with him first.
[6/28/14, 6:30:04 AM] FAKE GENERAL: we talk about this
[6/28/14, 6:30:16 AM] FAKE GENERAL: this is how it should be done
[6/28/14, 6:30:23 AM] MAD CHEMIST: I know. You don’t sound like you trust my team and that bothers me.
[6/28/14, 6:30:30 AM] MAD CHEMIST: How am I supposed to trust you?
[6/28/14, 6:31:26 AM] FAKE GENERAL: you say i don't trust your team and they are the ones to receive the consignment
[6/28/14, 6:31:53 AM] FAKE GENERAL: what are you talking about do you want to do this or not we are running out of time
[6/28/14, 6:32:46 AM] MAD CHEMIST: You threatened to destroy me yesterday.
[6/28/14, 6:33:17 AM] MAD CHEMIST: By the way, please tell your guy not to say that to my team.
[6/28/14, 6:33:57 AM] FAKE GENERAL: he won't so are you ready to go pay the money?

[6/28/14, 6:35:14 AM] MAD CHEMIST: Is this his real address? Random Location Accra Ghana
[6/28/14, 6:35:41 AM] FAKE GENERAL: are you now calling me liar?
[6/28/14, 6:36:05 AM] FAKE GENERAL: do i look like a man who like to joke?
[6/28/14, 6:36:25 AM] MAD CHEMIST: I am not calling you a liar, but you do not seem to want us to meet this man.
[6/28/14, 6:37:59 AM] MAD CHEMIST: Is he on Cactus street?
[6/28/14, 6:38:15 AM] MAD CHEMIST: Or near Cinnamon?
[6/28/14, 6:38:23 AM] MAD CHEMIST: I’m looking at satellite footage right now

[6/28/14, 6:38:29 AM] FAKE GENERAL: i hate much talk i believe in action don't talk just shoot
[6/28/14, 6:38:53 AM] MAD CHEMIST: You sound like my team in Nigeria. LOL
[6/28/14, 6:39:00 AM] MAD CHEMIST: You would get along well with each other.
[6/28/14, 6:39:19 AM] FAKE GENERAL: then let's work together

[6/28/14, 6:39:33 AM] MAD CHEMIST: Ok. But I’ve thought it over and we want to do this our way.
[6/28/14, 6:39:36 AM] MAD CHEMIST: We are helping you.
[6/28/14, 6:39:40 AM] MAD CHEMIST: You want our help or not?
[6/28/14, 6:40:51 AM] FAKE GENERAL: if you don't want to do it my way then forget about it

[6/28/14, 6:41:17 AM] FAKE GENERAL: just shoot then we count the dead bodys
[6/28/14, 6:41:29 AM] FAKE GENERAL: is as simple as that
[6/28/14, 6:41:43 AM] MAD CHEMIST: You are threatening me?
[6/28/14, 6:42:04 AM] FAKE GENERAL: no not at all
[6/28/14, 6:42:05 AM] MAD CHEMIST: You are in Afghanistan right now. You realize that is our territory.

[6/28/14, 6:43:19 AM] FAKE GENERAL: am not threatening you is a way to tell you to act and stop talking
[6/28/14, 6:43:45 AM] MAD CHEMIST: I do not know what your man in Ghana is like, but if he talks to my team the way you talk to me, they will not get along.
[6/28/14, 6:44:39 AM] MAD CHEMIST: Please remember. I am a chemist. I am not a soldier. Our organization in Afghanistan and Nigeria are soldiers. Like you.
[6/28/14, 6:44:39 AM] FAKE GENERAL: shoot then we count the body means just do what i ask you to do and at the end we count our rewards
[6/28/14, 6:45:02 AM] MAD CHEMIST: That is an odd expression.

[6/28/14, 6:45:23 AM] MAD CHEMIST: I can not find your man’s house.
[6/28/14, 6:45:40 AM] MAD CHEMIST: I’m looking at his street, but when I try to find the house registered to him I can not.
[6/28/14, 6:46:00 AM] FAKE GENERAL: can we stop talking like a woman and go into action?
[6/28/14, 6:46:42 AM] MAD CHEMIST: Yes. Action is good.
[6/28/14, 6:46:51 AM] MAD CHEMIST: And I think our action should be to meet with your man personally.
[6/28/14, 6:47:00 AM] MAD CHEMIST: Let us cut out all of the people in the middle.
[6/28/14, 6:47:38 AM] FAKE GENERAL: enough i don't think you want this
[6/28/14, 6:47:48 AM] MAD CHEMIST: You asked for our help
[6/28/14, 6:47:57 AM] MAD CHEMIST: And your guy does not want to meet us
[6/28/14, 6:47:59 AM] FAKE GENERAL: you have is number why don't you call him
[6/28/14, 6:48:01 AM] MAD CHEMIST: What am I supposed to think?
[6/28/14, 6:48:31 AM] MAD CHEMIST: If we call him is he going to talk to my guy the way you are talking to me?
[6/28/14, 6:49:52 AM] FAKE GENERAL: his not a sodierman he is a lawyer
[6/28/14, 6:50:05 AM] FAKE GENERAL: this how we soldier talk
[6/28/14, 6:50:30 AM] FAKE GENERAL: just call him now and let me know
[6/28/14, 6:50:45 AM] MAD CHEMIST: ok. Because my team in Nigeria takes everything seriously. I wish they would laugh more.

[6/28/14, 6:51:08 AM] MAD CHEMIST: I’ll have my friend Lawal call him.
[6/28/14, 6:51:10 AM] MAD CHEMIST: Sound good?
[6/28/14, 6:51:47 AM] FAKE GENERAL: you call him yourself
[6/28/14, 6:52:38 AM] MAD CHEMIST: Why? Lawal is going to be the one handling things. They should talk to each other.
[6/28/14, 6:52:43 AM] MAD CHEMIST: What have you got against my team?
[6/28/14, 6:52:51 AM] MAD CHEMIST: Is this a race thing again?
[6/28/14, 6:53:48 AM] FAKE GENERAL: after the call what next?
[6/28/14, 6:54:16 AM] FAKE GENERAL: his he going to be the one to pay the money?
[6/28/14, 6:55:01 AM] MAD CHEMIST: yes
[6/28/14, 6:55:23 AM] MAD CHEMIST: If you want me to help and trust you, you are going to have to trust my team.
[6/28/14, 6:57:34 AM] FAKE GENERAL: do you think he can pay the bill
[6/28/14, 6:59:02 AM] MAD CHEMIST: My organization is very well funded.
[6/28/14, 6:59:05 AM] MAD CHEMIST: Of course he can.
[6/28/14, 6:59:29 AM] MAD CHEMIST: We value relationships above everything. You need to understand this.
[6/28/14, 6:59:39 AM] FAKE GENERAL: the bill his $3.250
[6/28/14, 6:59:56 AM] FAKE GENERAL: if only his safe
[6/28/14, 7:01:14 AM] MAD CHEMIST: My teams always make sure they are safe.
[6/28/14, 7:01:22 AM] MAD CHEMIST: I appreciate your concern for them, however.

[6/28/14, 7:08:23 AM] MAD CHEMIST: This is him, right? 00233-(555) 555-555
[6/28/14, 7:12:06 AM] MAD CHEMIST: Is that the right number?
[6/28/14, 7:12:15 AM] MAD CHEMIST: It is showing up as something else on the satellite.
[6/28/14, 7:12:55 AM] MAD CHEMIST: ?
[6/28/14, 7:13:33 AM] FAKE GENERAL: yes
[6/28/14, 7:13:56 AM] MAD CHEMIST: Strange. It does not show up on my satellite the way it should even if it were a mobile phone.
[6/28/14, 7:29:52 AM] FAKE GENERAL: +233-233-(555) 555-555
[6/28/14, 7:30:54 AM] MAD CHEMIST: ok.
[6/28/14, 7:30:56 AM] MAD CHEMIST: one sec
[6/28/14, 7:31:15 AM] MAD CHEMIST: that is what I tried
[6/28/14, 7:31:35 AM] FAKE GENERAL: so you want to trace him through his number
[6/28/14, 7:31:59 AM] MAD CHEMIST: You are not the only one who works for a military organization. Smile

[6/28/14, 7:38:25 AM] FAKE GENERAL: listen you should be the one to pay the money not your friend that's final
[6/28/14, 7:38:50 AM] MAD CHEMIST: You seem to have a problem with my team and I do not understand this.
[6/28/14, 7:39:04 AM] MAD CHEMIST: Why do you want our help?
[6/28/14, 7:39:11 AM] MAD CHEMIST: You do not seem to like us very much.
[6/28/14, 7:39:40 AM] FAKE GENERAL: if you don't want to do that way then am sorry we can't work together
[6/28/14, 7:40:04 AM] MAD CHEMIST: That is OK. You do not like our organization and I do not know why.
[6/28/14, 7:40:14 AM] MAD CHEMIST: Our operation in Nigeria has done nothing to you
[6/28/14, 7:40:23 AM] MAD CHEMIST: All we they want to do is help.
[6/28/14, 7:40:32 AM] FAKE GENERAL: if you don't want to pay the money yourself then i will look for somebody else
[6/28/14, 7:41:08 AM] MAD CHEMIST: Fine. I will not take money from someone who does not respect my organization and its members
[6/28/14, 7:41:32 AM] FAKE GENERAL: fine

[6/28/14, 7:42:01 AM] MAD CHEMIST: You know, my organization will end up taking Ghana any way. So get your money out while you can. Very Happy

[6/28/14, 7:42:35 AM] MAD CHEMIST: Look up how we are doing in Nigeria if you do not believe me.
[6/28/14, 7:42:42 AM] MAD CHEMIST: You are a soldier.
[6/28/14, 7:50:13 AM] FAKE GENERAL: so you want to destroy Ghana?
[6/28/14, 7:53:33 AM] FAKE GENERAL: hear his the deal i will let your friends call FAKE
[6/28/14, 8:06:47 AM] MAD CHEMIST: Why do you care about Ghana?
[6/28/14, 8:06:52 AM] MAD CHEMIST: You are in Afganistan
[6/28/14, 8:07:11 AM] MAD CHEMIST: And no. We do not want to destroy it. We want to help.
[6/28/14, 8:07:28 AM] FAKE GENERAL: okay
[6/28/14, 8:08:00 AM] FAKE GENERAL: okay let your friend call Barr FAKE LAD_LAWYER
[6/28/14, 8:08:08 AM] MAD CHEMIST: I am simply telling you that our operation is spreading.
[6/28/14, 8:08:24 AM] FAKE GENERAL: hmm
[6/28/14, 8:08:50 AM] MAD CHEMIST: Ok. But why isn’t the number tracking to his office and you did not tell me if he is closer to Cinnamon or Cactus street?
[6/28/14, 8:10:10 AM] MAD CHEMIST: Where exactly is your friend in Ghana?
[6/28/14, 8:10:45 AM] FAKE GENERAL: just call him
[6/28/14, 8:11:19 AM] MAD CHEMIST: I already told you that Lawal will call him. I would like to give him as much information as I can however.
[6/28/14, 8:11:58 AM] FAKE GENERAL: just let him call him first
[6/28/14, 8:12:17 AM] MAD CHEMIST: He usually likes to know the location of people he talks to.
[6/28/14, 8:12:25 AM] MAD CHEMIST: Your friend is a lawyer, yes?
[6/28/14, 8:17:11 AM] FAKE GENERAL: i have to go let me know when your friend call him
[6/28/14, 8:18:32 AM] MAD CHEMIST: Ok. I will track his information and give it to Lawal so he can call. I was just hoping you could save me the time.

[6/29/14, 7:10:02 AM] FAKE GENERAL: Hello
[6/29/14, 7:13:48 AM] MAD CHEMIST: good morning.
[6/29/14, 7:14:56 AM] MAD CHEMIST: How are you?
[6/29/14, 7:18:31 AM] FAKE GENERAL: fine
[6/29/14, 7:18:42 AM] FAKE GENERAL: have you call him?
[6/29/14, 7:29:42 AM] MAD CHEMIST: Yes, but things are very crazy for us in Borno right now.
[6/29/14, 7:30:14 AM] MAD CHEMIST: They probably have not mentioned it in Afghanistan, but our operation in Nigeria is in some serious action at the moment.
[6/29/14, 7:32:11 AM] FAKE GENERAL: what are they doing?
[6/29/14, 7:33:36 AM] MAD CHEMIST: they are fortifying their positions but are meeting with resistance.
[6/29/14, 7:34:38 AM] FAKE GENERAL: i don't think you can do this good bye

[6/29/14, 7:34:59 AM] MAD CHEMIST: sorry. i can not exactly pause the war so we can get to Ghana faster

[6/29/14, 7:36:39 AM] FAKE GENERAL: you think i don't know all what your men are doing in nigeria how you people Abuja and destroy people's life
[6/29/14, 7:36:50 AM] FAKE GENERAL: bomb
[6/29/14, 7:37:27 AM] MAD CHEMIST: if you know what we are doing Bauchi then why can’t you understand why I can’t ask people to meet with your lawyer?
[6/29/14, 7:37:50 AM] FAKE GENERAL: i don't want your help anymore

[6/29/14, 7:37:53 AM] MAD CHEMIST: Why?
[6/29/14, 7:38:03 AM] MAD CHEMIST: Because I can not send someone this minute?
[6/29/14, 7:38:44 AM] FAKE GENERAL: your men have kill innocent people
[6/29/14, 7:38:52 AM] MAD CHEMIST: so do the americans
[6/29/14, 7:39:57 AM] FAKE GENERAL: why are you people destroying nigeria?
[6/29/14, 7:40:07 AM] FAKE GENERAL: what have they done to you
[6/29/14, 7:40:38 AM] MAD CHEMIST: why do you care? you are american. you are in afganistan.

[6/29/14, 7:40:52 AM] MAD CHEMIST: you do not like it when i say things about your army
[6/29/14, 7:40:57 AM] FAKE GENERAL: or you are doing it for money?
[6/29/14, 7:41:03 AM] MAD CHEMIST: no
[6/29/14, 7:41:15 AM] FAKE GENERAL: then for what?
[6/29/14, 7:41:15 AM] MAD CHEMIST: we are not greedy like the americans. you have us all wrong.
[6/29/14, 7:42:10 AM] FAKE GENERAL: what are you guys gaining from the killing the Nigerians
[6/29/14, 7:44:51 AM] MAD CHEMIST: You are the one who is breaking the law in your own country by taking money out during battle. Who are you to judge us?

Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2014 6:24 pm

Great stuff!

"[6/26/14, 12:44:48 PM] MAD CHEMIST: OK. Have a good night. Don’t kill anyone. Wink
[6/26/14, 12:45:02 PM] FAKE GENERAL: you too"

Now THAT is priceless.

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Very well done, I especially like the way you gradually reveal MAD CHEMIST's character while keeping it totally consistent. Also the way you slap the lad by immediately shifting any blame or mistrust back onto FAKE GENERAL is admirable.

A couple of outrageous subtle deadpan gems that made me lol:

"MAD CHEMIST: AQ is a global organization that values diversity."
"MAD CHEMIST: Whatever impression you have of Boko Haram it is incorrect."

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