Lad admits to being 419er / Quick Boko love

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Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2014 8:26 pm

I chopped this down due to repetition (assume he tells me he loves me 1,000 times) and similarity to other Boko chats.

The twist here is the lad switches mid-bait and confesses to being a 419er.

Blitzkrieg Romance

[6/26/14, 8:41:16 AM] LAD: Am LAD am from USA Texas am a military man
[6/26/14, 8:41:33 AM] LADY PADME : You are in the USA military?
[6/26/14, 8:43:07 AM] LAD: But am in Sudan now for peace keeping mission
[6/26/14, 8:43:37 AM] LADY PADME : So, you are fighting for America? Why?

[6/26/14, 8:53:49 AM] LADY PADME : I just do not like the USA, but that doesn’t mean I don’t think you sound like a nice person.
[6/26/14, 8:54:02 AM] LAD: This is what we do when we go for peace keeping mission
[6/26/14, 8:54:16 AM] LADY PADME : You really believe in this?
[6/26/14, 8:54:24 AM] LAD: Oh why u don't like us
[6/26/14, 8:54:37 AM] LAD: It means you can't marry our men

[6/26/14, 8:55:49 AM] LADY PADME : Any way
[6/26/14, 8:55:58 AM] LAD: I ask u are u single

[6/26/14, 8:57:18 AM] LADY PADME : Have you always lived in Texas?
[6/26/14, 8:57:49 AM] LAD: Yes sure I have but my work don't allow me much
[6/26/14, 8:58:23 AM] LAD: This is why I plan to retire if I get a serious woman for marriage
[6/26/14, 8:58:40 AM] LADY PADME : Good for you. I travel all the time too.
[6/26/14, 8:59:04 AM] LAD: What kind of work you do
[6/26/14, 8:59:10 AM] LADY PADME : I’m a chemist.

[6/26/14, 9:02:34 AM] LAD: I just want to know if you will like to be serious with me
[6/26/14, 9:02:42 AM] LADY PADME : Serious about what?

[6/26/14, 9:03:21 AM] LAD: About building a serious relationship in the future
[6/26/14, 9:03:35 AM] LADY PADME : I don’t know…?
[6/26/14, 9:06:57 AM] LAD: If u are serious with me I will retire and come to u there

[6/26/14, 9:12:39 AM] LAD: But at least we need to plan our life together
[6/26/14, 9:13:05 AM] LAD: OK I understand you so much
[6/26/14, 9:13:22 AM] LADY PADME : You are open minded for an American
[6/26/14, 9:13:43 AM] LAD: Yes am very serious about this please be serious with me

[6/26/14, 9:14:01 AM] LAD: Yes I have to tell u the truth
[6/26/14, 9:14:22 AM] LADY PADME : you have to tell me the truth? Go ahead
[6/26/14, 9:14:42 AM] LAD: Yes I want to have a happy family again

[6/26/14, 9:23:08 AM] I have not been to Iraq before But some of our soldiers are there
[6/26/14, 9:23:39 AM] LADY PADME : I know they are. haha

[6/26/14, 9:25:17 AM] LAD: I hope they are safe there
[6/26/14, 9:25:25 AM] LADY PADME : Who?
[6/26/14, 9:26:02 AM] LAD: I mean your work people over there
[6/26/14, 9:26:47 AM] LADY PADME : It’s nice of you to say, but it’s not like we’re on the same side.

[6/26/14, 9:27:27 AM] LAD: Why are you talking like this
[6/26/14, 9:27:36 AM] LADY PADME : Like what?
[6/26/14, 9:27:44 AM] LAD: Do u think we American soldiers are wicked
[6/26/14, 9:27:57 AM] LAD: I don't like the wey u think

[6/26/14, 9:28:34 AM] LADY PADME : Because I do not agree with the United States?
[6/26/14, 9:29:33 AM] LAD: Well if u hate USA people it means u hate me as well
[6/26/14, 9:29:45 AM] LADY PADME : I just hate the government. Not the people.
[6/26/14, 9:29:51 AM] LAD: Because am from USA
[6/26/14, 9:31:18 AM] LAD: I hope u will give me that chance to love u
[6/26/14, 9:31:42 AM] LAD: U are such a lovely woman

[6/26/14, 9:32:58 AM] LAD: If u accept me in your life as your man
[6/26/14, 9:33:24 AM] LADY PADME : I don’t know.
[6/26/14, 9:33:43 AM] LAD: If u are serious with me I will process my leave and come to u
[6/26/14, 9:33:43 AM] LADY PADME : We have different views and you really seem committed to yours as much as I am committed to mine.
[6/26/14, 9:33:52 AM] LAD: Spend some weeks with u
[6/26/14, 9:34:09 AM] LAD: Then come back and process my retirement

[6/26/14, 9:41:14 AM] LADY PADME : What do you want to do when you get out of the military?
[6/26/14, 9:41:37 AM] LAD: I have a plan yo start my own business
[6/26/14, 9:41:45 AM] LADY PADME : That’s great.
[6/26/14, 9:41:47 AM] LADY PADME : What kind?
[6/26/14, 9:41:59 AM] LAD: Gold business

[6/26/14, 9:42:58 AM] LADY PADME : Oh wow. The group I work for buys gold. I don’t know anything about it, but I’ve met some people who were involved.
[6/26/14, 9:43:19 AM] LADY PADME : I never knew people bought gold until I started working here

[6/26/14, 9:43:26 AM] LAD: Wow that is great
[6/26/14, 9:43:38 AM] LAD: My father is a gold business man
[6/26/14, 9:43:43 AM] LAD: Before he died
[6/26/14, 9:44:04 AM] LADY PADME : Yeah. I guess it is important in areas like Iraq and Syria where it is easier to use gold than cash. Sounds strange to me but it’s a war, so I guess that is how it is.
[6/26/14, 9:44:06 AM] LAD: He even have some gold he bought in Africa Ghana
[6/26/14, 9:44:24 AM] LAD: The gold is still there till now

[6/26/14, 9:44:53 AM] LADY PADME : We have a small part of our organization in Northern Nigeria. I’ve never worked with them, but I know they are all into the gold thing.
[6/26/14, 9:45:14 AM] LAD: That is good

[6/26/14, 9:56:10 AM] LAD: Am a god fearing man
[6/26/14, 9:56:29 AM] LAD: And honest simple minded person
[6/26/14, 9:56:30 AM] LADY PADME : The USA government doesn’t like us very much.
[6/26/14, 9:57:04 AM] LAD: Well I hope I will cone to u there and become a citizen
[6/26/14, 9:57:28 AM] LADY PADME : You would give up your USA citizenship?
[6/26/14, 9:58:14 AM] LAD: Yes sure
[6/26/14, 9:58:23 AM] LADY PADME : That is a big step.
[6/26/14, 9:58:32 AM] LAD: Am ready if you will not break my heart

[6/26/14, 10:00:09 AM] LADY PADME : You can come work for us. heehee
[6/26/14, 10:00:09 AM] LAD: Yes
[6/26/14, 10:00:23 AM] LADY PADME : My organization would help you with your business. Smile

[6/26/14, 10:00:30 AM] LAD: You want me to want for u
[6/26/14, 10:00:43 AM] LAD: Wow that will be fine

[6/26/14, 10:03:11 AM] LAD: But I like to come to u there when I take my leave
[6/26/14, 10:04:10 AM] LADY PADME : You won’t get into trouble?
[6/26/14, 10:04:43 AM] LAD: What trouble
[6/26/14, 10:05:08 AM] LADY PADME : Doesn’t the USA military have rules about being seen with the enemy or something?
[6/26/14, 10:05:59 AM] LAD: I mean I want to take leave because of u
[6/26/14, 10:06:11 AM] LAD: So I can come to u
[6/26/14, 10:06:33 AM] LADY PADME : I thought that you were not allowed to see anyone who works for the enemy.
[6/26/14, 10:08:19 AM] LAD: Yes it is true. But don't worry
[6/26/14, 10:08:37 AM] LADY PADME : Seriously?

Fastest Al Qaeda recruitment ever

[6/26/14, 10:09:13 AM] LAD: We are not allow to get access to our bank account
[6/26/14, 10:09:29 AM] LAD: We are not allow to use can or video
[6/26/14, 10:10:04 AM] LADY PADME : Our organization is a lot better. We are paid very well and do not have that kind of restriction.
[6/26/14, 10:10:16 AM] LADY PADME : You would like it better with us.
[6/26/14, 10:10:30 AM] LADY PADME : Except for the parts when the USA orders air strikes on us. LOL
[6/26/14, 10:11:02 AM] LAD: I will be very happy to join your people

[6/26/14, 10:13:27 AM] LADY PADME : We had an American who joined us. The USA shot him. Really.
[6/26/14, 10:13:57 AM] LAD: Maybe I should start process of my retirement then come to u
[6/26/14, 10:14:08 AM] LADY PADME : That might be best.

[6/26/14, 10:17:05 AM] LADY PADME : Would you really work with us? That would be cool if we were two ex-Americans working together Smile

[6/26/14, 10:17:18 AM] LAD: Yes
[6/26/14, 10:17:28 AM] LAD: Sure I will I promise u
[6/26/14, 10:17:33 AM] LAD: As long as I love u
[6/26/14, 10:17:52 AM] LAD: As you are my wife I will do anything to make u happy
[6/26/14, 10:18:01 AM] LADY PADME : They will take away your passport and you’ll be wanted in the USA.
[6/26/14, 10:18:57 AM] LAD: No they won't
[6/26/14, 10:19:09 AM] LADY PADME : For joining us? Oh yes they will.
[6/26/14, 10:19:11 AM] LAD: When I get retire am free
[6/26/14, 10:19:19 AM] LAD: To do anything I want
[6/26/14, 10:20:48 AM] LAD: I will join for sure my love

First a confession and then his dream dies

[6/26/14, 10:21:20 AM] LAD: Tell me do u have office in Ghana
[6/26/14, 10:21:50 AM] LAD: I mean Africa Ghana
[6/26/14, 10:21:54 AM] LADY PADME : We have some people in Ghana, but our main operation in that region is in northern nigeria. We are trying to move more into Ghana.
[6/26/14, 10:22:24 AM] LAD: Do u need people from Ghana To join u
[6/26/14, 10:22:51 AM] LADY PADME : Our group there is on it. It’s kind of a struggle right now.
[6/26/14, 10:23:03 AM] LAD: Hmmm ok

[6/26/14, 10:23:05 AM] LADY PADME : Many of the people like us but the government of Ghana does not like us.
[6/26/14, 10:23:26 AM] LADY PADME : We made the news a lot recently in that region and the President of Nigeria is really upset with us. LOL
[6/26/14, 10:23:28 AM] LAD: What does your office produce
[6/26/14, 10:23:32 AM] LADY PADME : And Ghana doesn’t really like us either.
[6/26/14, 10:23:43 AM] LADY PADME : Where I work personally?
[6/26/14, 10:24:11 AM] LAD: Tell me what do u produce
[6/26/14, 10:24:18 AM] LAD: In your company
[6/26/14, 10:24:24 AM] LADY PADME : I work in our chemical agents division.
[6/26/14, 10:24:31 AM] LADY PADME : But we have many divisions.
[6/26/14, 10:24:35 AM] LAD: Ok

[6/26/14, 10:25:02 AM] LAD: Well If I tell u the truth will u accept me
[6/26/14, 10:25:12 AM] LAD: In your company
[6/26/14, 10:25:14 AM] LADY PADME : ok. what is the truth?
[6/26/14, 10:25:22 AM] LAD: Am ready to work hard
[6/26/14, 10:26:07 AM] LADY PADME : We accept anyone who is committed and wants to help us.
[6/26/14, 10:26:56 AM] LADY PADME : Your friends will be very upset when you join us though. Are you ready for that?
[6/26/14, 10:28:03 AM] LAD: Yes am very much ready

[6/26/14, 10:28:11 AM] LAD: Am not a soldier
[6/26/14, 10:28:23 AM] LAD: Am not from USA

[6/26/14, 10:28:41 AM] LAD: Am from Africa Nigeria but am in Ghana
[6/26/14, 10:28:53 AM] LADY PADME : What do you mean?
[6/26/14, 10:28:59 AM] LAD: Yes
[6/26/14, 10:29:05 AM] LADY PADME : You are not American?
[6/26/14, 10:29:07 AM] LAD: I mean am a black man
[6/26/14, 10:29:10 AM] LAD: Yes
[6/26/14, 10:29:13 AM] LAD: Am not
[6/26/14, 10:29:17 AM] LADY PADME : That’s ok. I do not care about race.
[6/26/14, 10:29:24 AM] LADY PADME : I am very glad you are not an American.

[6/26/14, 10:29:29 AM] LADY PADME : But why did you say you are?
[6/26/14, 10:29:57 AM] LAD: Well that is my work
[6/26/14, 10:30:07 AM] LADY PADME : What do you mean?
[6/26/14, 10:30:25 AM] LAD: That is what I do online because of our hardship here
[6/26/14, 10:30:47 AM] LADY PADME : Oh, I see. I feel very much for what is happening in your country.
[6/26/14, 10:30:58 AM] LADY PADME : That is why we are fighting there. So people can have better lives.
[6/26/14, 10:30:58 AM] LAD: Yes
[6/26/14, 10:36:36 AM] LADY PADME : I am really happy you are not American

Presumably at this point he actually takes the time to read the chat over again....

[6/26/14, 11:26:23 AM] LADY PADME : ?
[6/26/14, 12:59:28 PM] LADY PADME : Where did you go?