GHANA–CORNWALL-GHANA SAFARI: 6000+ Miles

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Posted: Mon Dec 02, 2013 8:48 pm

UPDATE: We have since had lots of phone fun with LSK. There are about 3 hours of calls to wade through and edit but it should be done soon(ish).

Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2013 10:25 am

^^^ You sir are a bad man! I sooooo can't wait for the rage lol Laughing

Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2013 12:23 pm

We're waiting with "baited" breath

Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2013 1:01 pm

Come on, TM! Up and Adam!

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2010 Posts: 3877

Tururut wrote:

We're waiting with "baited" breath

so if it sot there by... let's say evening, the monsignor is officially a badger Twisted Evil

Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2013 5:51 pm

Yastreb wrote:

Come on, TM! Up and Adam!

Who is Adam? Laughing

Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2013 6:22 pm

It is an ee-dee-o-ma-tee-cal expression

Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2013 8:24 pm

I love this guy. Such self control. Very Happy

Posted: Sat Dec 14, 2013 10:33 pm

In the Plymouth Western Union outlet, his cowboy boots up on the desk, Bob Penser rocked back on his stool with the phone to his ear, fingering the box of Cheroots he was dying to go out back and smoke his way through. He didn’t earn much as a Deputy Manager but it was a steady wage and in this economic climate, he was glad of it.

Still, Bob was a resourceful man and every now and again he found a way to enlarge his income. This Mr Pr1cky was certainly an unusual client. As soon as Bob spoke on the phone with his Receiver in Ghana, he smelled 2 things: a Scammer and an opportunity.....

“Please, I don’t understand Spanish”

“Mr Lee, my standard fee is 90%”

“No, it doesn’t work that way. I’ve never seen such in my life before”

“Sir, sending an SMS is going to cost you £1900”

Sit back, relax, and enjoy 40 minutes of fun...

LeeSamKong 9 Nov 13 (1-5) Final Compilation Edit.mp3

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The cast, in order of appearance:

Lee Sam Kong – Adjai Bright
Mr Pr1cky – TM
Bob Penser – JustCold
WU Supervisor – TooMuchFun
WU Automated System Creator – Muzungu the Huntress

NB: This is the first Post of 4. Coming next, Mr Lee encounters the MoneyGram Clerk.....
Later, Mr Malcolm Reynolds chews his ear off!
The final Post will cover today’s remarkable Safari Hote1 webcam ‘mini-Safari’, but more of that later!

Posted: Sat Dec 14, 2013 11:25 pm

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In the Plymouth Western Union outlet,

Posted: Sun Dec 15, 2013 10:48 am

Brilliant brilliant call Cool

Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 2:38 am

These calls are such top notch. The lad must not have slept for days afterwards.
I'll have to get those voice sounds from you TM!

Laughing

Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 8:48 pm

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‘twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St Maga’s money soon would be there...

Mrs Lee threw the saucepan the moment that she heard the words: “Darlin’ di maga no pay again dis time”. Mr Lee ducked just in time as the steel thumped against the wall behind him. As he exited the front door at full speed and wearing only one shoe, his wife’s angry words pursued him down the road “What ‘bout di children Christmas presents nah? An’ mi nu dress an’ ting? An’ baba’s tabac an’ whisky? U stoopid Bombaclat! GET OUTTT! No cum bak dis nait!” The door slammed shut a reverberative full stop on Mrs Lee’s fury. A few minutes later and balanced on one leg like a flamingo, Lee Sam Kong paused in an alley to catch his breath and consider his scant options for Christmas night...

“Sir, if you want me to send more money, I will have to tell Mr Pr1cky that you are a Scammer”

“No! Do not go back there to Western Union. I can’t understand their machines”

“I’ve never seen this kind of problems before...just do it!”

“It is an ee-de-o-matic expression”

“Mr Pr1cky, how come about those 3 Pastors you let in your house?”

Call One: The Never-Ending Chop. Since the Automated System failed - listen to call above: http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1995589#1995589 - Mr Lee tries again to get his £2000 GBP. From the Western Union Office to the MoneyGram Outlet and back again, Mr Lee is caught up in a perpetual chop between 2 corrupt money transfer clerks, each insisting that after deducting their cut they have to send the ever-shrinking sum of money through another company in order to avoid an incriminating trail.

LeeSamKong 9 Nov 13 (6a) (Never Ending Chop) Final Edit.mp3

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The cast, in order of appearance:

Lee Sam Kong – Bright Adjai
Mr Pr1cky – TM
Tom Collins, MG Clerk – Rev Moe Lester
Bob Penser, WU Clerk – JustCold
‘Never-ending Chop’ Creator – Robert Heinrich der 1

Call 2: Mr Reynolds Returns. Eight months ago, it was Mr Reynolds who had referred Mr Lee to his friend Mr Pr1cky. Hearing of the troubles between them, Malcolm calls Mr Lee to see what he can do to put things right... (or not).

LeeSamKong 9 Nov 13 (6b) Malcolm Reynolds Final Edit.mp3

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The cast, in order of appearance:

Lee Sam Kong – Bright Adjai
Malcolm Reynolds - Yastreb

Call 3: The Conference Call. Mr Lee asks Malcolm to hold a Conference Call between the 3 of them in order to discuss what has happened so far and to determine the way forward.

LeeSamKong 9 Nov 13 (6c) MR & Pr1cky Conference Call Final Edit.mp3

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The cast, in order of appearance:

Lee Sam Kong – Bright Adjai
Malcolm Reynolds – Yastreb
Mr Pr1cky - TM

Coming Next Week: The Safari – Rival Lads clash on Webcam outside S@fari Hotel, Accra whilst Pr1cky watches from the window... Cool

Posted: Wed Dec 25, 2013 6:53 am

LSK was essentially baiting himself in the call I did - he gave me openings and I went for them; not just the Adam bit but also the lavish praise that he lavished on Isak and how he goes to Isak's place...

Master Baiter Joined: 07 Sep 2012 Posts: 100

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That is going to cost you 250 pounds, sir.

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What?!

Posted: Fri Dec 27, 2013 1:12 pm

You are a cruel man, sir. This is excellent work and true skill shown to lead these lads on a merry safari Laughing

Posted: Sat Dec 28, 2013 9:06 pm

Top audio baiting from you, TM and the rest of the team. I laughed my tits off!!!!

Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 10:11 am

Brilliant stuff! I really enjoyed to listen at it live.
And your introductions keep getting better!

Master Baiter Joined: 10 Feb 2010 Posts: 160

This is really good, had a good time listening to the conversations!

Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 5:43 pm

I love the WU automated system, especially playing Chop My Dolla, and mentioning the Gomers! Giving him the MTCN in a foreign language is genius.

'Please be safe with your stolen money'.

Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 6:39 pm

^^^ Thanks, all. Your enthusiastic comments provide great motivation. 7500 Hits so far for a 4-page Thread is some going. The Baiting has been achieved with help from friends named in my Posts.

More fun will be posted on New Year's Day with numerous screen shots and audio from a webcam confrontation between LSK & his boys and a rival gang.

Cool

Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 6:44 pm

I soooooooo can't wait. This is pure genius baiting lol Laughing

Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 7:10 pm

Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 10:47 pm

Posted: Thu Jan 02, 2014 12:03 am

On the expansive and busy dirt road at the Hotel address, yet another lorry trundled past just a few yards away from Mr Lee, showering him with more dust. It was up his nostrils and in his lungs, eyes, ears, and mouth. He had gone through 9 months of torment with this Maga and today was already turning out abysmally. Isaac was back from his fruitless trip to meet the Maga in UK and was shouting in Lee’s ear, absolutely FURIOUS that after another 4 hours of travelling, the Maga seemed to be playing with them again. With only 10 days to go until Christmas, Mr Lee’s cash windfall from this fool appeared to be in serious jeopardy. Coupled with the heat, it was enough to give Lee just about the most severe stress and anxiety he had experienced for many a year. He sweated, he felt sick in his stomach, his hands shook with adrenalin, and he felt a dull ache in his left upper chest.

“For God’s sake! I have been awake since 4 am”.

“Who has a gun?”

"You are not straightforward! Muddaf***er you!"

“Guy, in di black car is di one who chop di money in Englan’”.

"This situation, I cannot bear it any more".

"The dust! The dust! My health! My health!"

“We come all the way from the village, about 4 hours drive”.

Mr Pr1cky had at last arrived at his Ghana Hotel. Lee Sam Kong was aghast to learn that it was not in Accra, but in Tema, a hell-hole industrial port city about 2 hours drive down a permanently jammed highway. The roads in Tema were all red dirt, dusty, hot, and dirty. Lee’s Oga and financial backer, Mr Godson, was with him and Isaac in a taxi en-route to the Hotel, curious to meet this eccentric English Maga. But what was this that Pr1cky was now telling them? Randy Tom’s man Kofi was also on his way in a Black car to meet Pr1cky. It looked like a race to pick-up the Maga and his money first...

PLAY THE AUDIO WHILST YOU SLOWLY SCROLL DOWN THE WEBCAM SCREENSHOTS Cool

LeeSamKongAccraWebcamSafari14Dec13.mp3

^^^ Lee Sam Kong has arrived. His taxi, containing Isaac and Oga Godson, is parked out of view on the right.

^^^ Aha! Kofi, the rival Lad has also arrived. Unknowing, LSK watches this stranger from the taxi.

^^^ Having been enlightened by Pr1cky, LSK and his Oga confront the imposter.

^^^ Isaac and the taxi driver weigh in.

^^^ "Guy, u wan dead? U no chop our dolla a second time".

^^^ Kofi retreats back inside his car.

^^^ ...and drives off with his door open!

^^^ Now, LSK can focus on the Maga again. Why won't he come down from his Hotel room...?

^^^ Suspicious of all this activity outside, the factory security makes an appearance.

^^^ The coast clear, LSK and his Oga are back on the side of the road, being continually showered with fine red dust from passing Heavy Plant.

^^^ "It is safe now. Nobody has a gun. Come down".

^^^ "OH MAN! DIS F***IN' MAGA!"

^^^ After an hour in the heat and dust, an exhausted, dusty, thirsty, and furious LSK and his Oga decide to leave empty handed...

^^^ One more peek...

^^^ Nope. It's another write-off.

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