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The Monsignor
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Joined: 08 Nov 2006
Posts: 3221
Location: St Michael's Chapel
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Mon Dec 02, 2013 8:48 pm |
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UPDATE: We have since had lots of phone fun with LSK. There are about 3 hours of calls to wade through and edit but it should be done soon(ish). |
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Fridge
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Jan 2011
Posts: 796
Location: Inside My Kleins
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Wed Dec 04, 2013 10:25 am |
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^^^ You sir are a bad man! I sooooo can't wait for the rage lol |
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Tururut
Elite Baiter
Joined: 13 Jun 2011
Posts: 1597
Location: Lost in translation
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Wed Dec 04, 2013 12:23 pm |
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We're waiting with "baited" breath |
_________________ x28
Parti Boi. x2 x3 Xmas Parti 2012 Lagos-Natitingou, Lagos-Parakou-Kandi, Benin City- S4fari Hotel Kano A 419 picked me up, took my bag and ran away - have did a lot for Gomer but nothing good come out, every time different trip and they always mess up at last, why? Benin Republic mess up, Kano state in Nigeria mess up, Safari Camp also mess up - am really ashamed of my self in street
My wife divorce our marraige because I failed to provide proper maintenance of the family. |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Wed Dec 04, 2013 1:01 pm |
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Come on, TM! Up and Adam! |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Robert Heinrich der 1.
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Oct 2010
Posts: 3877
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Wed Dec 04, 2013 1:15 pm |
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Tururut wrote: |
We're waiting with "baited" breath |
so if it sot there by... let's say evening, the monsignor is officially a badger |
_________________ Lagos - Accra - Kasoa (and back) 2x490km Lagos - Nairobi (and back) 2x ~5000km, Nairobi - Mbiri 2x130km on easter sunday, x12 , 6x Penisprint, Dai Teatime / Anderson Frank: but have been there since about 1hr plus no sign of them and was interrogated by the police and almost arrested
Team Eze, 2 lagos - cotonou and lagos - cotonou (he hated it).
The threatening is increasing day by day with different cursed of animals, and i don't know what to do now. ---- am angry for your head |
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lakeside77
A chaff in the USA
Joined: 11 Jul 2008
Posts: 2700
Location: Out there in the cold, getting lonely, getting old
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Thu Dec 05, 2013 5:51 pm |
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Yastreb wrote: |
Come on, TM! Up and Adam! |
Who is Adam? |
_________________ ls77
x26 x3 x2
Father Frank
I must let you know that am sick and tired of all this whole bull sheet do you know my ass is on the line - Jonh Raymund
i want to say i am very sorry for the Mother that gave Barth to you -- Jim Ovie
. . . it is disrespectful,malicious, an ILEDAN EYE,to our corporation and embarrassing to my secretary as he was messed up by your action. I thought I was assisting a true American gentleman without knowing that I am trying to help one of the most chaffs in the USA. --Dr. Leo Stan Ekeh
. . . I hate you with all my Live, you may not understand the Laval of hatred I have in you -- Dr. Lambert |
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Tururut
Elite Baiter
Joined: 13 Jun 2011
Posts: 1597
Location: Lost in translation
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Thu Dec 05, 2013 6:22 pm |
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It is an ee-dee-o-ma-tee-cal expression |
_________________ x28
Parti Boi. x2 x3 Xmas Parti 2012 Lagos-Natitingou, Lagos-Parakou-Kandi, Benin City- S4fari Hotel Kano A 419 picked me up, took my bag and ran away - have did a lot for Gomer but nothing good come out, every time different trip and they always mess up at last, why? Benin Republic mess up, Kano state in Nigeria mess up, Safari Camp also mess up - am really ashamed of my self in street
My wife divorce our marraige because I failed to provide proper maintenance of the family. |
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Nailgunner
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 May 2008
Posts: 8727
Location: ̢̝̣̳̗ͅş̱̖̹͉̬̣̖h̷̗͉̘̱͍̗ͅr͉̙̖̥͡_̛i̦̞n̷͉͈̺̪̯̹E̸͎̫̭̞̙ͅ
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Thu Dec 05, 2013 8:24 pm |
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I love this guy. Such self control. |
_________________
"I still have your name tattoo on me. No woman want me because of this"
"Baster ScamBaiter like you. just leave me alone, and delete my email from you least" |
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The Monsignor
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Joined: 08 Nov 2006
Posts: 3221
Location: St Michael's Chapel
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Sat Dec 14, 2013 10:33 pm |
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In the Plymouth Western Union outlet, his cowboy boots up on the desk, Bob Penser rocked back on his stool with the phone to his ear, fingering the box of Cheroots he was dying to go out back and smoke his way through. He didn’t earn much as a Deputy Manager but it was a steady wage and in this economic climate, he was glad of it.
Still, Bob was a resourceful man and every now and again he found a way to enlarge his income. This Mr Pr1cky was certainly an unusual client. As soon as Bob spoke on the phone with his Receiver in Ghana, he smelled 2 things: a Scammer and an opportunity.....
“Please, I don’t understand Spanish”
“Mr Lee, my standard fee is 90%”
“No, it doesn’t work that way. I’ve never seen such in my life before”
“Sir, sending an SMS is going to cost you £1900”
Sit back, relax, and enjoy 40 minutes of fun...
LeeSamKong 9 Nov 13 (1-5) Final Compilation Edit.mp3
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The cast, in order of appearance:
Lee Sam Kong – Adjai Bright
Mr Pr1cky – TM
Bob Penser – JustCold
WU Supervisor – TooMuchFun
WU Automated System Creator – Muzungu the Huntress |
NB: This is the first Post of 4. Coming next, Mr Lee encounters the MoneyGram Clerk.....
Later, Mr Malcolm Reynolds chews his ear off!
The final Post will cover today’s remarkable Safari Hote1 webcam ‘mini-Safari’, but more of that later! |
Last edited by The Monsignor on Fri Jan 24, 2014 6:20 pm; edited 3 times in total |
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Esox lucius
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 May 2010
Posts: 2922
Location: Somewhere down the crazy river!
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Sat Dec 14, 2013 11:25 pm |
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In the Plymouth Western Union outlet, |
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_________________
(Br Joe)
"..May your unborn kids don't grow and may you be burnt to ashes asap ! " CCS
"..Sir we have given you more than 5 different accounts yet you still complaining " SCB
" YOU LOW LIFE SATANIC AGENT, FORWARD THESE MESSAGES TO YOUR MOTHER AND FATHER, THEY WILL DEFINITELY ENJOY READING THEM." RG |
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lord goldblade
Elite Baiter
Joined: 13 Jan 2011
Posts: 1553
Location: Slaying The Prophets Ov Isa
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Sun Dec 15, 2013 10:48 am |
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Brilliant brilliant call |
_________________ "You are not only poor but poor bush man who have no ambition to be rich"
"GO DRINK POISEN AND SLEEP THEN DIE FUCK WITH YOUR MONEY"
"i should have known that you are full of lies ,at first you told me you have a flying jet but i never knew that you were nothing but building upstairs on the sky"
"I like to sincerely thank you for all your disappointment,stress ,lies and frustrations,now I should have not gotten myself involved in the first place thanks to you all"
x13 x2 x2
Dead Phish - 350 |
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A Skinner
Texas Lad-Saw Massacre
Joined: 16 Nov 2003
Posts: 3733
Location: Texas, USA
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Mon Dec 16, 2013 2:38 am |
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These calls are such top notch. The lad must not have slept for days afterwards.
I'll have to get those voice sounds from you TM!
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_________________ x 25
X ? x3
x2
SINCE YOU MADE ME TO GIVE MY CAR AWAY AND ALL THE DISAPOINTMENTS YOU GAVE TO ME,WHICH MADE ME TO STOP CONTACTING YOU. PLEASE DO NOT INVOLVE ME WITH ANYTHING YOU ARE DOING WITH ANYBODY, PLEASE DONT INVOLVE ME.I DONT WANT ANYTHING THAT WILL JEOPARDIZE MY IMAGE IN THIS COUNTRY.I AM A HUMANITARIAN LAWYER.
infact am getting tired with all this speculation in this transaction, honestly if i had known that this is the kind of person you are i would not have contacted for an assistance
Urgent??? Impotent massage
* Help Keep Eater Running - Click here to donate |
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The Monsignor
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Joined: 08 Nov 2006
Posts: 3221
Location: St Michael's Chapel
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Tue Dec 24, 2013 8:48 pm |
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‘twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St Maga’s money soon would be there... |
Mrs Lee threw the saucepan the moment that she heard the words: “Darlin’ di maga no pay again dis time”. Mr Lee ducked just in time as the steel thumped against the wall behind him. As he exited the front door at full speed and wearing only one shoe, his wife’s angry words pursued him down the road “What ‘bout di children Christmas presents nah? An’ mi nu dress an’ ting? An’ baba’s tabac an’ whisky? U stoopid Bombaclat! GET OUTTT! No cum bak dis nait!” The door slammed shut a reverberative full stop on Mrs Lee’s fury. A few minutes later and balanced on one leg like a flamingo, Lee Sam Kong paused in an alley to catch his breath and consider his scant options for Christmas night...
“Sir, if you want me to send more money, I will have to tell Mr Pr1cky that you are a Scammer”
“No! Do not go back there to Western Union. I can’t understand their machines”
“I’ve never seen this kind of problems before...just do it!”
“It is an ee-de-o-matic expression”
“Mr Pr1cky, how come about those 3 Pastors you let in your house?”
Call One: The Never-Ending Chop. Since the Automated System failed - listen to call above: http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1995589#1995589 - Mr Lee tries again to get his £2000 GBP. From the Western Union Office to the MoneyGram Outlet and back again, Mr Lee is caught up in a perpetual chop between 2 corrupt money transfer clerks, each insisting that after deducting their cut they have to send the ever-shrinking sum of money through another company in order to avoid an incriminating trail.
LeeSamKong 9 Nov 13 (6a) (Never Ending Chop) Final Edit.mp3
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The cast, in order of appearance:
Lee Sam Kong – Bright Adjai
Mr Pr1cky – TM
Tom Collins, MG Clerk – Rev Moe Lester
Bob Penser, WU Clerk – JustCold
‘Never-ending Chop’ Creator – Robert Heinrich der 1 |
Call 2: Mr Reynolds Returns. Eight months ago, it was Mr Reynolds who had referred Mr Lee to his friend Mr Pr1cky. Hearing of the troubles between them, Malcolm calls Mr Lee to see what he can do to put things right... (or not).
LeeSamKong 9 Nov 13 (6b) Malcolm Reynolds Final Edit.mp3
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The cast, in order of appearance:
Lee Sam Kong – Bright Adjai
Malcolm Reynolds - Yastreb |
Call 3: The Conference Call. Mr Lee asks Malcolm to hold a Conference Call between the 3 of them in order to discuss what has happened so far and to determine the way forward.
LeeSamKong 9 Nov 13 (6c) MR & Pr1cky Conference Call Final Edit.mp3
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The cast, in order of appearance:
Lee Sam Kong – Bright Adjai
Malcolm Reynolds – Yastreb
Mr Pr1cky - TM |
Coming Next Week: The Safari – Rival Lads clash on Webcam outside S@fari Hotel, Accra whilst Pr1cky watches from the window... |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Wed Dec 25, 2013 6:53 am |
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LSK was essentially baiting himself in the call I did - he gave me openings and I went for them; not just the Adam bit but also the lavish praise that he lavished on Isak and how he goes to Isak's place... |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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George Carl
Master Baiter
Joined: 07 Sep 2012
Posts: 100
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Thu Dec 26, 2013 12:59 am |
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That is going to cost you 250 pounds, sir. |
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_________________ I have told my name is John Tony and not this DR. JHON TONY, please note that.
Go take your fake mony for your backyash. So na your name. Gbeleoo |
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talon
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 27 Dec 2013
Posts: 29
Location: nesting on a cliff, looking out for prey
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Fri Dec 27, 2013 1:12 pm |
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You are a cruel man, sir. This is excellent work and true skill shown to lead these lads on a merry safari |
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music man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Sep 2005
Posts: 14807
Location: East Harlemshire , yo!
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Sat Dec 28, 2013 9:06 pm |
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Top audio baiting from you, TM and the rest of the team. I laughed my tits off!!!! |
_________________ x2 x2 x104 x213 x4 x20 x4 x2 x1 x2 x2 x2 x2 x2 x13
You will rot in jail.watch your back- any shadow could be mine ! YOU ARE VERY EASY TO TRACK IN YOU NEIGHBOURHOOD ! DRUNKARD AND A SCUMBAG LIKE YOU!
mike lawrence (cheque scammer)
Go fuck your dead parents asshole!!!How can a deaf fool make clean money..The money that you have will never be spent on anything reasonable.
So fuck off..dont reply me again until the cops get your stinking ass...
Lyord Melson- cheque scammer
$4.002million and £214K in fake cheques taken out of circulation. (updated May 2009)
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Tururut
Elite Baiter
Joined: 13 Jun 2011
Posts: 1597
Location: Lost in translation
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Mon Dec 30, 2013 10:11 am |
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Brilliant stuff! I really enjoyed to listen at it live.
And your introductions keep getting better! |
_________________ x28
Parti Boi. x2 x3 Xmas Parti 2012 Lagos-Natitingou, Lagos-Parakou-Kandi, Benin City- S4fari Hotel Kano A 419 picked me up, took my bag and ran away - have did a lot for Gomer but nothing good come out, every time different trip and they always mess up at last, why? Benin Republic mess up, Kano state in Nigeria mess up, Safari Camp also mess up - am really ashamed of my self in street
My wife divorce our marraige because I failed to provide proper maintenance of the family. |
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Iamhenk
Master Baiter
Joined: 10 Feb 2010
Posts: 160
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Mon Dec 30, 2013 4:24 pm |
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Mon Dec 30, 2013 5:43 pm |
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I love the WU automated system, especially playing Chop My Dolla, and mentioning the Gomers! Giving him the MTCN in a foreign language is genius.
'Please be safe with your stolen money'. |
_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
x4 6Yrs x6 |
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The Monsignor
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Joined: 08 Nov 2006
Posts: 3221
Location: St Michael's Chapel
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Mon Dec 30, 2013 6:39 pm |
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^^^ Thanks, all. Your enthusiastic comments provide great motivation. 7500 Hits so far for a 4-page Thread is some going. The Baiting has been achieved with help from friends named in my Posts.
More fun will be posted on New Year's Day with numerous screen shots and audio from a webcam confrontation between LSK & his boys and a rival gang.
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Fridge
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Jan 2011
Posts: 796
Location: Inside My Kleins
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Mon Dec 30, 2013 6:44 pm |
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I soooooooo can't wait. This is pure genius baiting lol |
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Esox lucius
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 May 2010
Posts: 2922
Location: Somewhere down the crazy river!
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Mon Dec 30, 2013 7:10 pm |
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_________________
(Br Joe)
"..May your unborn kids don't grow and may you be burnt to ashes asap ! " CCS
"..Sir we have given you more than 5 different accounts yet you still complaining " SCB
" YOU LOW LIFE SATANIC AGENT, FORWARD THESE MESSAGES TO YOUR MOTHER AND FATHER, THEY WILL DEFINITELY ENJOY READING THEM." RG |
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Nailgunner
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 May 2008
Posts: 8727
Location: ̢̝̣̳̗ͅş̱̖̹͉̬̣̖h̷̗͉̘̱͍̗ͅr͉̙̖̥͡_̛i̦̞n̷͉͈̺̪̯̹E̸͎̫̭̞̙ͅ
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Mon Dec 30, 2013 10:47 pm |
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_________________
"I still have your name tattoo on me. No woman want me because of this"
"Baster ScamBaiter like you. just leave me alone, and delete my email from you least" |
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The Monsignor
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Joined: 08 Nov 2006
Posts: 3221
Location: St Michael's Chapel
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Thu Jan 02, 2014 12:03 am |
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On the expansive and busy dirt road at the Hotel address, yet another lorry trundled past just a few yards away from Mr Lee, showering him with more dust. It was up his nostrils and in his lungs, eyes, ears, and mouth. He had gone through 9 months of torment with this Maga and today was already turning out abysmally. Isaac was back from his fruitless trip to meet the Maga in UK and was shouting in Lee’s ear, absolutely FURIOUS that after another 4 hours of travelling, the Maga seemed to be playing with them again. With only 10 days to go until Christmas, Mr Lee’s cash windfall from this fool appeared to be in serious jeopardy. Coupled with the heat, it was enough to give Lee just about the most severe stress and anxiety he had experienced for many a year. He sweated, he felt sick in his stomach, his hands shook with adrenalin, and he felt a dull ache in his left upper chest.
“For God’s sake! I have been awake since 4 am”.
“Who has a gun?”
"You are not straightforward! Muddaf***er you!"
“Guy, in di black car is di one who chop di money in Englan’”.
"This situation, I cannot bear it any more".
"The dust! The dust! My health! My health!"
“We come all the way from the village, about 4 hours drive”.
Mr Pr1cky had at last arrived at his Ghana Hotel. Lee Sam Kong was aghast to learn that it was not in Accra, but in Tema, a hell-hole industrial port city about 2 hours drive down a permanently jammed highway. The roads in Tema were all red dirt, dusty, hot, and dirty. Lee’s Oga and financial backer, Mr Godson, was with him and Isaac in a taxi en-route to the Hotel, curious to meet this eccentric English Maga. But what was this that Pr1cky was now telling them? Randy Tom’s man Kofi was also on his way in a Black car to meet Pr1cky. It looked like a race to pick-up the Maga and his money first...
PLAY THE AUDIO WHILST YOU SLOWLY SCROLL DOWN THE WEBCAM SCREENSHOTS
LeeSamKongAccraWebcamSafari14Dec13.mp3
^^^ Lee Sam Kong has arrived. His taxi, containing Isaac and Oga Godson, is parked out of view on the right.
^^^ Aha! Kofi, the rival Lad has also arrived. Unknowing, LSK watches this stranger from the taxi.
^^^ Having been enlightened by Pr1cky, LSK and his Oga confront the imposter.
^^^ Isaac and the taxi driver weigh in.
^^^ "Guy, u wan dead? U no chop our dolla a second time".
^^^ Kofi retreats back inside his car.
^^^ ...and drives off with his door open!
^^^ Now, LSK can focus on the Maga again. Why won't he come down from his Hotel room...?
^^^ Suspicious of all this activity outside, the factory security makes an appearance.
^^^ The coast clear, LSK and his Oga are back on the side of the road, being continually showered with fine red dust from passing Heavy Plant.
^^^ "It is safe now. Nobody has a gun. Come down".
^^^ "OH MAN! DIS F***IN' MAGA!"
^^^ After an hour in the heat and dust, an exhausted, dusty, thirsty, and furious LSK and his Oga decide to leave empty handed...
^^^ One more peek...
^^^ Nope. It's another write-off. |
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