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Iamhenk
Master Baiter
Joined: 10 Feb 2010
Posts: 160
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Thu Jan 02, 2014 12:56 am |
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A Skinner
Texas Lad-Saw Massacre
Joined: 16 Nov 2003
Posts: 3733
Location: Texas, USA
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Thu Jan 02, 2014 1:14 am |
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Such beautiful work TM! You are the safari king. |
_________________ x 25
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SINCE YOU MADE ME TO GIVE MY CAR AWAY AND ALL THE DISAPOINTMENTS YOU GAVE TO ME,WHICH MADE ME TO STOP CONTACTING YOU. PLEASE DO NOT INVOLVE ME WITH ANYTHING YOU ARE DOING WITH ANYBODY, PLEASE DONT INVOLVE ME.I DONT WANT ANYTHING THAT WILL JEOPARDIZE MY IMAGE IN THIS COUNTRY.I AM A HUMANITARIAN LAWYER.
infact am getting tired with all this speculation in this transaction, honestly if i had known that this is the kind of person you are i would not have contacted for an assistance
Urgent??? Impotent massage
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TheFae
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Jun 2009
Posts: 14295
Location: Playing Space in the Street - DECENT!
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Thu Jan 02, 2014 3:19 am |
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This is above and beyond. TM, you are genius. |
_________________ x 4 x 5 x 6
x 3,000+
GO GOLD! **CLICKY**
"This is really bad"
"my account has been disable and can not sell anymore and this is all i live on" |
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Claude Rains
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 03 Jan 2014
Posts: 4
Location: 4000 Holes
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Fri Jan 03, 2014 7:25 pm |
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Very impressed, just goes to show what can be done. |
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Dr Mike
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Jun 2010
Posts: 3264
Location: Due north
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Fri Jan 03, 2014 7:38 pm |
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Fantastic work TM. To have two sets of lads meet on hostile terms is fantastic work. And to have them do it in front of a webcam is just stupendous.
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X10
Trafalgar Square 2013
X 24 Random safaris
X 12 Welcome to Sweden
X 9 Chadian minister of tourism project
X 9 Rame Head pilgrimage
Rame Head 2013
Globe of Gluttony
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IM_Dumm
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 06 Dec 2004
Posts: 823
Location: Del Boca Vista Phase 3
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Fri Jan 03, 2014 8:55 pm |
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Brilliant work!!
You can feel the lad's frustration oozing through the phone. |
_________________ "THEY STILL FEED YOU WITH PLASTIC SPOONS THAT IS WHY YOU SOMETIMES TALK LIKE A BABY." Mr. Yuguda Yuguda
"u are noting but a hee goat fuck dick" Denis Morgan
"...I am still angry tyoing this to you..if you can se my face right now..its contorted because of you.." Bernard Fenendez
"you can as well fuck the hell out" Barr. Peter Ojiko
"Don;t even try to mail me again,just forget about me forever.Even GO AWAY" Abu Tafa
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Nailgunner
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 May 2008
Posts: 8727
Location: ̢̝̣̳̗ͅş̱̖̹͉̬̣̖h̷̗͉̘̱͍̗ͅr͉̙̖̥͡_̛i̦̞n̷͉͈̺̪̯̹E̸͎̫̭̞̙ͅ
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Fri Jan 03, 2014 9:19 pm |
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One of the best calls ever |
_________________
"I still have your name tattoo on me. No woman want me because of this"
"Baster ScamBaiter like you. just leave me alone, and delete my email from you least" |
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The Monsignor
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 08 Nov 2006
Posts: 3221
Location: St Michael's Chapel
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Tue Jan 07, 2014 12:44 am |
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As he gazed into space through the taxi window, Mr Lee could feel Isaac’s eyes boring holes in the side of his head. It had been a terrible day. Outside of the Maga’s Hotel in the dust-ridden hell-hole that was Tema, he had seen with his own eyes one of the Nigerian harker Randy Tom’s men in a black car. Lee and his gang had confronted this usurper and he had driven off with his door open. The Maga had failed to come down from his Hotel room and Lee could not bear the embarrassment any more. He and his gang were now heading back to Accra. Then, an e.mail appeared on his SmartPhone. It was from Randy, who had the audacity to send it from the Maga’s account, which he had harked. On reading it, Mr Lee turned off his phone and closed his eyes...
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On 14 December 2013 16:47, Pr1cky’s e.mail account wrote:
GUY WE HAV DIS MUGU HERE NOW. MEK U PAY MI $500 WESTERN UNION OR WI KILL IM DED
RECEIVER MBAY0 WAMBAY0
CITY LAGOS
TEXT QUESTION HOW DO IT
ANSWER GUNS AND CUTLASS
PAY IT NOW AND CALL ME DI MTCN OR I WILL SEND 0F0 EMl lLE ORACLE TO YOU AND YOUR FAMILY
RANDY |
What Lee did not know was that at just about the same time, his Maga Pr1cky was sat in the Hotel’s Cyber Cafe, downloading an e.mail from Rigo, the Oga of the rival gang in the black car, shooed away by Lee and his boys:
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On 14 December 2013 16:38, Rigo wrote:
I knew wright from the begining you are mother focker that is reason i did not to coome to meet you by myself i sent my brother to you.
You where just playing with brother and you where sending me defferent stupid message do you think i have time to wast as you do, i am serious business minded person.
You did not sit with brother and you said to me on phone that my brother told you i am in nigeria, doing what in nigeri?
May God have mervy on you.
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“You said you are wid di client dere an’ you kidnap ‘im. You kidnap your fadda!”
“Never, ever, you call this line again. Never, ever, you call this line again”
“You are a madman to start with... Do you know that?”
“I’m not interested in doing business with you. You mess me up”.
“Go back to London. Go back to anywhere you came from. Goodbye”.
The Calls: LeeSamKongPostAccraSafariDec13.mp3
^^^ One of many occasions during this deal that Lee had stood with his head in his hands... |
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Nailgunner
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 May 2008
Posts: 8727
Location: ̢̝̣̳̗ͅş̱̖̹͉̬̣̖h̷̗͉̘̱͍̗ͅr͉̙̖̥͡_̛i̦̞n̷͉͈̺̪̯̹E̸͎̫̭̞̙ͅ
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Tue Jan 07, 2014 1:09 am |
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you have a very pissed off mugu there Well done! |
_________________
"I still have your name tattoo on me. No woman want me because of this"
"Baster ScamBaiter like you. just leave me alone, and delete my email from you least" |
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Nigel Tuffnel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Mar 2009
Posts: 5821
Location: On a homestand
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Tue Jan 07, 2014 1:22 am |
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Oh, man. Another keyboard coffee cleanup! |
_________________ x3 - SINCE YOU POSTED THIS BULLSHIT (To Scamwarners!) HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ANYONE THAT COMPLAIN ABOUT LOSING MONEY?
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ty monmehans
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 03 Jan 2014
Posts: 5
Location: Staring into the abyss
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Tue Jan 07, 2014 3:17 pm |
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Dr Mike
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Jun 2010
Posts: 3264
Location: Due north
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Tue Jan 07, 2014 4:18 pm |
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Lad on lad action is always a treat. |
_________________
X10
Trafalgar Square 2013
X 24 Random safaris
X 12 Welcome to Sweden
X 9 Chadian minister of tourism project
X 9 Rame Head pilgrimage
Rame Head 2013
Globe of Gluttony
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lord goldblade
Elite Baiter
Joined: 13 Jan 2011
Posts: 1553
Location: Slaying The Prophets Ov Isa
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Tue Jan 07, 2014 5:31 pm |
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Fantastic calls !!!!! |
_________________ "You are not only poor but poor bush man who have no ambition to be rich"
"GO DRINK POISEN AND SLEEP THEN DIE FUCK WITH YOUR MONEY"
"i should have known that you are full of lies ,at first you told me you have a flying jet but i never knew that you were nothing but building upstairs on the sky"
"I like to sincerely thank you for all your disappointment,stress ,lies and frustrations,now I should have not gotten myself involved in the first place thanks to you all"
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Tururut
Elite Baiter
Joined: 13 Jun 2011
Posts: 1597
Location: Lost in translation
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Tue Jan 07, 2014 9:25 pm |
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Lee Sam Kong, the gift that keeps on giving. |
_________________ x28
Parti Boi. x2 x3 Xmas Parti 2012 Lagos-Natitingou, Lagos-Parakou-Kandi, Benin City- S4fari Hotel Kano A 419 picked me up, took my bag and ran away - have did a lot for Gomer but nothing good come out, every time different trip and they always mess up at last, why? Benin Republic mess up, Kano state in Nigeria mess up, Safari Camp also mess up - am really ashamed of my self in street
My wife divorce our marraige because I failed to provide proper maintenance of the family. |
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The Monsignor
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 08 Nov 2006
Posts: 3221
Location: St Michael's Chapel
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Fri Jan 10, 2014 12:54 am |
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It was late in Ghana. Mr Lee was deeply depressed. The Nigerian Dolla Chopper Randy Tom was forever sending him mocking e.mails through Pr1cky’s harked e.mail account, thanking him for the fortune he had stolen from Lee’s erstwhile Maga. Lee’s Oga Mr Godson had disowned him. His best friend Isaac was at his throat. His own wife was angry with him. Worse than all of that was that Lee owed the local mafia the equivalent of $3000 USD, which he had borrowed to finance Isaac’s fruitless journey to England and back. They were getting heavy with him and he was forever expecting his door to be kicked in. After the miserable experience outside of the Hotel in Tema before Christmas, Lee was contemplating escaping with his wife to Nigeria.
Lee’s depression was interrupted by the buzzing of his mobile phone. He looked down at the illuminated screen. The incoming call number was Australian. Ahh... it was that Malcolm Reynolds. Mr Lee frowned at his own ambivalence; he wanted to rip Reynolds' head off for putting Pr1cky in touch with him, but equally, he wanted the Australian Maga’s money. Lee clicked the green button on his mobile and Reynolds voice flooded into his lounge room...
“Listen to Me. Pr1cky is a stupid man.”
“Pr1cky is a Jonkey. Pr1cky is a liar.”
“Pr1cky is not capable. He is playing a stupid game.”
The Call: LeeSamKong 9 Jan 14 (MR).mp3
So, he still wants to do business with Malcolm Reynolds. Good. A cunning plan will be cooked up with Yastreb....
Watch this space... |
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A Skinner
Texas Lad-Saw Massacre
Joined: 16 Nov 2003
Posts: 3733
Location: Texas, USA
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Fri Jan 10, 2014 1:09 am |
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I get the feeling that he doesn't like you Pr1cky! |
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SINCE YOU MADE ME TO GIVE MY CAR AWAY AND ALL THE DISAPOINTMENTS YOU GAVE TO ME,WHICH MADE ME TO STOP CONTACTING YOU. PLEASE DO NOT INVOLVE ME WITH ANYTHING YOU ARE DOING WITH ANYBODY, PLEASE DONT INVOLVE ME.I DONT WANT ANYTHING THAT WILL JEOPARDIZE MY IMAGE IN THIS COUNTRY.I AM A HUMANITARIAN LAWYER.
infact am getting tired with all this speculation in this transaction, honestly if i had known that this is the kind of person you are i would not have contacted for an assistance
Urgent??? Impotent massage
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Mister Volleyball
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 07 Oct 2010
Posts: 82
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Fri Jan 10, 2014 7:52 pm |
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The call with Shaft theme music was hilarious! |
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Fridge
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Jan 2011
Posts: 796
Location: Inside My Kleins
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Fri Jan 10, 2014 8:51 pm |
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This keeps getting better lol |
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piecrust
Elite Baiter
Joined: 29 Dec 2010
Posts: 1620
Location: Having chow with an old friend.
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Fri Jan 10, 2014 11:04 pm |
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This is inspirational throughout, makes me want to get back into baiting propper.
The amazing thing is, this lad is still totally invested, believes all he's being fed - what's this 5 months or so and he's still firmly hooked.
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You would look good in Gold
Never use windows auto-fill again, use something much more secure like lastpass for free.
"I am a man of hing reputation." - Loan lad Billy Hord.
"don't even think of given me that crap that you are Deaf and dump or my line is cut off , i don't have a phone please don't.." - Loan lad Billy Hord. (Having been baited to hell) |
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The Monsignor
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 08 Nov 2006
Posts: 3221
Location: St Michael's Chapel
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Sun Jan 12, 2014 7:16 pm |
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10 000 HITS!
Many, many thanks to all who over the past 12 weeks have browsed this Thread, and to those who have contributed to it by Posting.
Having glanced down all of the Threads in the Main ScamBaiting Forum over the past 12 months, this Thread currently has the highest hit count (excluding ‘silliest’/’funniest’ Threads, Sticky Posts, and 2 old, necroed Threads). Clearly, JCs multi-contributor bank account Thread will soon overtake this one. Still, for a 5-page Safari Thread, 10 000 Hits is so great to see.
Once again, hearty thanks to those Baiters who have helped with calls to Lee Sam Kong:
JustCold
Rev Moe Lester
TooMuchFun
Yastreb
Plus,
Next Victim for the Nigerian bank account...
...and of course Yastreb for originally passing LSK on to me.
I’d like to particularly thank everyone who has posted in this Thread. Safaris always involve hard work and lots of time; it is encouraging to read contributions from fellow Baiters.
Despite his utter misery and after more than 9 months, LSK is still on the hook and a further Baiting plan is afoot |
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Ewok
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 11 Jan 2014
Posts: 688
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Sun Jan 12, 2014 7:22 pm |
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I really enjoyed reading this - I am crying with laughter, just tell me one thing, please!
When does the lad get his money? |
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Toomuchfun
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 22 Jun 2011
Posts: 3426
Location: www.scamwarners.com
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Sun Jan 12, 2014 7:22 pm |
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It’s always fun to phone bait with you. Lads crying, cursing and streded is most exciting. |
_________________ Scamwarners Tattle Tells On Lads. Just look http://www.scamwarners.com/
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$28,320.00 In Fake Checks
"Are you blind. I told you that i don't like this method payment,If you are serious
you have to understand me better" "You put me through all this pain" -Hitman
"YOU ARE MAD LOOK IM NOT HEAR TO PLAY GAME" Craigslist Scammer
"i ave your name do you want me to take your name to my native doctor you will just go totally insane overnight...YOUR ARE WARNED ...Don't dare"
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Justcold
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Joined: 27 Dec 2011
Posts: 6971
Location: Happy New Year!
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Sun Jan 12, 2014 8:29 pm |
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TM has showed many of us the ins and outs of phone baiting. To listen to him phone bait is to listen to a master. |
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03/21/2019 Keep drinking Grape Nehi, JC. I will, Irish. You win this time. |
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lakeside77
A chaff in the USA
Joined: 11 Jul 2008
Posts: 2700
Location: Out there in the cold, getting lonely, getting old
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Sun Jan 12, 2014 11:43 pm |
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The Monsignor wrote: |
Despite his utter misery and after more than 9 months, LSK is still on the hook and a further Baiting plan is afoot Cool |
That is so good to know. |
_________________ ls77
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Father Frank
I must let you know that am sick and tired of all this whole bull sheet do you know my ass is on the line - Jonh Raymund
i want to say i am very sorry for the Mother that gave Barth to you -- Jim Ovie
. . . it is disrespectful,malicious, an ILEDAN EYE,to our corporation and embarrassing to my secretary as he was messed up by your action. I thought I was assisting a true American gentleman without knowing that I am trying to help one of the most chaffs in the USA. --Dr. Leo Stan Ekeh
. . . I hate you with all my Live, you may not understand the Laval of hatred I have in you -- Dr. Lambert |
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tazmanian
419Eater is my life
Joined: 09 Mar 2006
Posts: 309
Location: A long way from where they think!
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Tue Mar 18, 2014 1:58 am |
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What I like about your phone chats TM is that I don't imagine you sat behind a PC, I actually picture everything going on in the way you describe it. That's probably a testament to your voice acting skills |
_________________ x9 x2
"Thanks for your silent upon time wasted and disappoint of the century." - Mr. Any Ray
"If this is a game you are pulling with us please stop we are not such people you have to be playing games with." - Mr. Charn Sophonpanich |
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