GHANA–CORNWALL-GHANA SAFARI: 6000+ Miles

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Master Baiter Joined: 10 Feb 2010 Posts: 160

haha

Posted: Thu Jan 02, 2014 1:14 am

Such beautiful work TM! You are the safari king. Laughing

Posted: Thu Jan 02, 2014 3:19 am

This is above and beyond. TM, you are genius. Twisted Evil

Posted: Fri Jan 03, 2014 7:25 pm

Very impressed, just goes to show what can be done.

Posted: Fri Jan 03, 2014 7:38 pm

Fantastic work TM. To have two sets of lads meet on hostile terms is fantastic work. And to have them do it in front of a webcam is just stupendous.

clapping

Posted: Fri Jan 03, 2014 8:55 pm

Brilliant work!!

You can feel the lad's frustration oozing through the phone.

Posted: Fri Jan 03, 2014 9:19 pm

One of the best calls ever Very Happy

Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 12:44 am

As he gazed into space through the taxi window, Mr Lee could feel Isaac’s eyes boring holes in the side of his head. It had been a terrible day. Outside of the Maga’s Hotel in the dust-ridden hell-hole that was Tema, he had seen with his own eyes one of the Nigerian harker Randy Tom’s men in a black car. Lee and his gang had confronted this usurper and he had driven off with his door open. The Maga had failed to come down from his Hotel room and Lee could not bear the embarrassment any more. He and his gang were now heading back to Accra. Then, an e.mail appeared on his SmartPhone. It was from Randy, who had the audacity to send it from the Maga’s account, which he had harked. On reading it, Mr Lee turned off his phone and closed his eyes...

Quote:

On 14 December 2013 16:47, Pr1cky’s e.mail account wrote:

GUY WE HAV DIS MUGU HERE NOW. MEK U PAY MI $500 WESTERN UNION OR WI KILL IM DED

RECEIVER MBAY0 WAMBAY0
CITY LAGOS
TEXT QUESTION HOW DO IT
ANSWER GUNS AND CUTLASS

PAY IT NOW AND CALL ME DI MTCN OR I WILL SEND 0F0 EMl lLE ORACLE TO YOU AND YOUR FAMILY

RANDY

What Lee did not know was that at just about the same time, his Maga Pr1cky was sat in the Hotel’s Cyber Cafe, downloading an e.mail from Rigo, the Oga of the rival gang in the black car, shooed away by Lee and his boys:

Quote:

On 14 December 2013 16:38, Rigo wrote:

I knew wright from the begining you are mother focker that is reason i did not to coome to meet you by myself i sent my brother to you.

You where just playing with brother and you where sending me defferent stupid message do you think i have time to wast as you do, i am serious business minded person.

You did not sit with brother and you said to me on phone that my brother told you i am in nigeria, doing what in nigeri?

May God have mervy on you.

bye

“You said you are wid di client dere an’ you kidnap ‘im. You kidnap your fadda!”

“Never, ever, you call this line again. Never, ever, you call this line again”

“You are a madman to start with... Do you know that?”

“I’m not interested in doing business with you. You mess me up”.

“Go back to London. Go back to anywhere you came from. Goodbye”.

The Calls: LeeSamKongPostAccraSafariDec13.mp3

^^^ One of many occasions during this deal that Lee had stood with his head in his hands...

Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 1:09 am

you have a very pissed off mugu there Very Happy

Well done!

Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 1:22 am

Oh, man. Another keyboard coffee cleanup! Laughing

Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 3:17 pm

[quote="The Monsignor"]

The Calls: LeeSamKongPostAccraSafariDec13.mp3

Laughing

I can't breathe!

Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 4:18 pm

Lad on lad action is always a treat. Thumbs up

Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 5:31 pm

Fantastic calls !!!!! Laughing

Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 9:25 pm

Lee Sam Kong, the gift that keeps on giving.

Posted: Fri Jan 10, 2014 12:54 am

It was late in Ghana. Mr Lee was deeply depressed. The Nigerian Dolla Chopper Randy Tom was forever sending him mocking e.mails through Pr1cky’s harked e.mail account, thanking him for the fortune he had stolen from Lee’s erstwhile Maga. Lee’s Oga Mr Godson had disowned him. His best friend Isaac was at his throat. His own wife was angry with him. Worse than all of that was that Lee owed the local mafia the equivalent of $3000 USD, which he had borrowed to finance Isaac’s fruitless journey to England and back. They were getting heavy with him and he was forever expecting his door to be kicked in. After the miserable experience outside of the Hotel in Tema before Christmas, Lee was contemplating escaping with his wife to Nigeria.

Lee’s depression was interrupted by the buzzing of his mobile phone. He looked down at the illuminated screen. The incoming call number was Australian. Ahh... it was that Malcolm Reynolds. Mr Lee frowned at his own ambivalence; he wanted to rip Reynolds' head off for putting Pr1cky in touch with him, but equally, he wanted the Australian Maga’s money. Lee clicked the green button on his mobile and Reynolds voice flooded into his lounge room...

“Listen to Me. Pr1cky is a stupid man.”

“Pr1cky is a Jonkey. Pr1cky is a liar.”

“Pr1cky is not capable. He is playing a stupid game.”

The Call: LeeSamKong 9 Jan 14 (MR).mp3

So, he still wants to do business with Malcolm Reynolds. Good. A cunning plan will be cooked up with Yastreb....

Watch this space... Cool

Posted: Fri Jan 10, 2014 1:09 am

I get the feeling that he doesn't like you Pr1cky! Laughing

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 07 Oct 2010 Posts: 82

The call with Shaft theme music was hilarious!

Posted: Fri Jan 10, 2014 8:51 pm

This keeps getting better lol Laughing

Posted: Fri Jan 10, 2014 11:04 pm

This is inspirational throughout, makes me want to get back into baiting propper.

The amazing thing is, this lad is still totally invested, believes all he's being fed - what's this 5 months or so and he's still firmly hooked.

Posted: Sun Jan 12, 2014 7:16 pm

10 000 HITS!

Many, many thanks to all who over the past 12 weeks have browsed this Thread, and to those who have contributed to it by Posting.

Having glanced down all of the Threads in the Main ScamBaiting Forum over the past 12 months, this Thread currently has the highest hit count (excluding ‘silliest’/’funniest’ Threads, Sticky Posts, and 2 old, necroed Threads). Clearly, JCs multi-contributor bank account Thread will soon overtake this one. Still, for a 5-page Safari Thread, 10 000 Hits is so great to see.

Once again, hearty thanks to those Baiters who have helped with calls to Lee Sam Kong:

JustCold
Rev Moe Lester
TooMuchFun
Yastreb

Plus,

Next Victim for the Nigerian bank account...
...and of course Yastreb for originally passing LSK on to me.

I’d like to particularly thank everyone who has posted in this Thread. Safaris always involve hard work and lots of time; it is encouraging to read contributions from fellow Baiters.

Despite his utter misery and after more than 9 months, LSK is still on the hook and a further Baiting plan is afoot Cool

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 11 Jan 2014 Posts: 688

I really enjoyed reading this - I am crying with laughter, just tell me one thing, please!

When does the lad get his money?

Posted: Sun Jan 12, 2014 7:22 pm

It’s always fun to phone bait with you. Lads crying, cursing and streded is most exciting. Smile

Posted: Sun Jan 12, 2014 8:29 pm

TM has showed many of us the ins and outs of phone baiting. To listen to him phone bait is to listen to a master. bow_down

Posted: Sun Jan 12, 2014 11:43 pm

The Monsignor wrote:

Despite his utter misery and after more than 9 months, LSK is still on the hook and a further Baiting plan is afoot Cool

That is so good to know. Very Happy

Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 1:58 am

What I like about your phone chats TM is that I don't imagine you sat behind a PC, I actually picture everything going on in the way you describe it. That's probably a testament to your voice acting skills Smile

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