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Master of Master Baiters Joined: 05 Mar 2009 Posts: 582

@ MorganleFay
Whoops, my bad.

I have been following both baits in earnest and mixed them up.

Wasn't Darla suppose to be in Aruba for a week and she has been there for a month?

Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2016 1:10 am

^I once spent half an hour posting before realizing that I was in the wrong Effing Thread so I understand completely.

ETA - Yes Darla was only supposed to be in Aruba for a week but this has made things a bit more better in the long run.

Ginger James to ‘The Real Kevin’ regarding the loan for a Swan Farm:

Quote:

Hey there main man!

How's it hanging?

Way down low?

Listen, I got a deal right now that will pay out so we gotta sit tight for the money.

I've been banging Darlagirl who is hella expensive. I must have paid thousands to the local drug dealers down here. I slip roofiequeens in her drinks so she doesn't know what I do to her at night. Anyhole, I've been trying to get this *DELETED* priest bastard to fucking get the fuck away, he's fucking cockblocking. Why do chicks love priests? I'm thinking about wasting him. I'll need to sit tight and stop spending out of my own account and wait for my deal to go through. Shouldn't be long.

I gotta ask, why swans? Is it because they are endangered? Ah, some like swans, some like turkey vultures. I'm a vulture man myself but what ever floats your tote huh?

Peace out bro!

The ever Hip Kevin responds in kind:

Quote:

Respect my main nan James,

Bitchies will always be bitchies I don't have time for them now until I start making my money.

I appreciate your help towards this project and I will not let you down.

I am waiting on you and hoping everything went through.

Thanks once again

Respect

Then we have Ginger James to Kevin er I mean Richard Fisher regarding the Millions owed to him:

Quote:

According to your March 23rd email:

"I will not look into your matter again."

According to your March 30th email:

"go fuck yourself."

Why the fuck are you emailing me? Judy will have all of this taken care of for me.

So Ric*nt, why don't you "go fuck yourself", or did you do that already?

Eat glass and shit 40 times.

Dang things are heating up eh?

Quote:

Kevin: Hiya
Darla: Hiya
Kevin: How are u doing?
Darla: Am doing great.
Kevin: Could u remember what we discuss yesterday?
Darla: I remember you were grumpy
Kevin: I told u that I US FBI contacted me and wanted to track u down but I have to put stop on it
I told u that this out jobs is very dangerous but u don't want to listen to me u just want to put urself in a problem u won't come out of it
Do u want to go to jail?
Darla: Who was the man from the FBI?
Kevin: I don't know I was contacted by them
Baby pls u need to be careful
And always let me know what ever u are doing with those clients they are mean
Darla: ok
Kevin: We started this together and I have a lot of experience on this
If u think u can do it alone u are making a very big mistake cos if they turn back against u I'm sure u won't escape it
Pls always keep me posted in what ever u are doing with them and we have to change an account
Do not give any of them that Georgia account the FBI is monetary it pls
It is for ur own good pls I love u so much
Darla: If you can’t even remember who contacted you then it can’t be that serious can it?
Back in a few minutes
Kevin: I said US FBI
I know what I did to stop them from further investigation baby I know what am talking about
A lot of people are in jail because of this job
Darla: How did you stop them Hunny?
Kevin: I have to act like Nigerian EFCC
Darla: What’s that? AND why would they contact you to begin with?
Kevin: U remembered that Algerian man that went to kill Auntie Mary
Reported me to them and also u
Darla: He wouldn’t know either of our names unless you told him.
Kevin: Remembered Auntie Mary did
The guy even email me and call ur real name and my
Darla: What did he say?
Kevin: Wait
Am sending it to u now
Infadels
You almost makeing stupid old woman lose her head
My friend had enjoyable talking with her and had a tour of her home without her knowledgeing
I see you
Kevin in Nigeria
Darla in stupid state of America
I see you
You await me cutting off your head?
I am closer than you know
Both heads will float in river without the eyes as the hawk will eat the eyes from you and her corpses
Yes
Kevin: Read it very well
Darla: He sounds like a crazy person; I wouldn’t worry aboot him.
Kevin: Baby is a lie
Auntie Mary even testify about the man that visited her
Do not be stubborn these men are dangerous
If u can follow up with me there will be no problem
Darla: Am safe here and I have lots of men looking after me too.
Kevin: The men u are also collecting money from
Auntie Mary just blocked me now I don't know why
Darla: What did you say to her????
Kevin: Baby I told her about leaving Nigeria she said she contacted someone for help
And asked me this
Well do you know what a author does when he or she writes a book or an article?
Darla: Uh yeah.
Kevin: She also said
This reporter wants to interview you for a book he is writing about scams. You will be anonymous. You don't have to come here for that.
But I told her that I really do not want to come to US
But Swezerland
Darla: Why did you say that?
That is upsettling me I had better go now
Kevin: Baby u want to abandoned me too
U know what I went through in the hands of ur company
And up to date no one wants to contact me
Even the money I spent
Darla: I'll be back later after I've had time to think over some cocktails.
THIS WEEKEND
Kevin: Hi
Hiya
Hi
Does it mean u are not seeing my chat
TODAY
Darla: Hiya
Kevin: Hiya
Darla: Sorry I was away over the weekend.
Kevin: Where did u go to?
Darla: Nicaragua to see some talent.
Kevin: Ok
Hope u are good?
Darla: Am great. How are you?
Kevin: I am fine
But still tired of this country
Darla: Awww. I need to step out but will be back.
Kevin: Ok

Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2016 1:09 am

I figured that Darla had best check on 'The Idiot' as she has been kinda ignoring him lately:

Quote:

Darla: Hiya
Kevin: How are u doing
Darla: Am great as I just found out I’m getting crabs later.
Mr.James calls them the gift that keeps on giving.
Kevin: Ok
How far have u gone about me leaving this country
Darla: I thought Mr. James was sending you some money Hunny?
Hey that rhymes hehehee
Kevin: Is that what he said baby?
Darla: He told me that this morning when he was rubbing suntan lotion all over my body
Kevin: Ok
I hope so
Darla: Aww me too because then we could be together finally until dearth do us apart
Kevin: Yes
I love u so much
Darla: Love you more
Kevin: Baby have u talk to Auntie Mary?
Darla: I did but she was confusled; maybe you should send her a email?
Kevin: Pls do asked her to unblock me
I really want to be checking on her to know how she is doing
Darla: Hunny please just send her a massage and maybe she will snipe out of it ok?
Kevin: To her email address?
Darla: Yess
Kevin: Ok
So when do u think u can return to US?
Darla: Hopefully next week am thinking
Kevin: Oh that will be great hunny
I can't wait for that day to come
Baby do know that everyone thinks I was lying to them about u
My friends here and my family
Darla: Wwhat?
Kevin: They think I am not telling them the truth about u
So I want to proof them wrong
Darla: Why do they not belieb in me?
Kevin: Because u don't call me on phone, and the money we have made has not come to me, and some of my friends who has fiance in United States their fiance have helped them to travel to United States and I am still here in Nigeria
Sometimes they laugh at me and said if u truly love me u will do anything to make sure I leave this country to be with u
Baby if u think of it they are right in some part
Darla: Why would they laugh at you?
Kevin: Cos I keep telling them that soon I will be with u but they believe is not going to happen and make mockery of me
Babu I really want to proof them wrong
Baby I mean
Darla: My Sweats no one should ever make a mockery of you because you are my Special Man
Kevin: Yes I know
And u have to proof to them that I am ur special man
Darla: Don’t you worry aboot that ok?
Kevin: Ok
Darla: Oooh that nice Pastor with the Funny name is here.
Kevin: Pls do I believe in u
Forever is not long enough to have you by my side.
Darla: Aww. I had better go with him and get some cocktails before I catch the crabs.
Kevin: Ok
Text me when u can
Darla: Guess what?
Kevin: Chicken butt right?
Darla: HAHA
Kevin: I got it
Darla: Later Gator
Kevin: Ok

Not quite a Newb Joined: 11 Jan 2012 Posts: 36

Oh God ! I'm crying ! Well done ! Brilliant !

Posted: Sat May 07, 2016 12:40 am

Our Lad has been a bit of a drag these days so here are few days worth of Charts:

Quote:

Kevin: Hiya
Darla: Hiya
Kevin: How are u doing
Darla: Am good how are you?
Kevin: I am fine
Is been a long time we talk
Darla: I had a busy Weekend
Kevin: ok
So what going on hun?
Darla: Am just relaxing at the pool bar my sweats. What are you doing?
Kevin: Laying on my bed
Thinking what tomorrow will bring
Darla: Aww that sounds so special
Kevin: So what is happening there
And what are ur plans ?
Darla: Well I have to make some recommendations after all the talent I saw this weekend
Kevin: Then after that what next hun
And what are ur plans towards my coming to u
Darla: Well once I travel home we will be in a position to arrange for your arrival
Kevin: So when are u going home hun?
Darla: Dunno yet
Kevin: But u said last week that hopefully this week
Darla: Yess I do hope so
Kevin: Ok
I love u so much
What about our clients have u call or email any of them all this while?
Darla: No because you were upsettled when I was making money.
Kevin: How do u mean by that?
Darla: you weren’t happy with me
Kevin: Cos I want to be with u
And I am tired of hopping to be with u
I really want to be a with u hun
Darla: You are soooo sweat
Kevin: I love u
Darla: Love you more
AND THEN
Kevin: Hiya
Darla: iya
Hahrhaha meat yiha
Kevin: How are u doing
Darla: Am drunkling butt more better ok?
Kevin: U always get drunk
TODAY
Kevin: Hiya
Darla: Hiya
Kevin: How are u doing
Darla: I have a headache
Kevin: Cos u always get drunk
Why are u always drunk baby?
Darla: Am not always drunk just sometimes like in the afternoons
Kevin: But u know is not good to be drunk
At least u take as much as ur head can carry baby
Darla: The Bom Binis are yummy here
Kevin: How do u mean by that?
Darla: It is the nicest drink
Kevin: So what's going on
U did not return to US this week
Darla: I think Mr. Jizzler is supposed to call me tonight
Kevin: Ok
I can't wait for u to return to US
I really want to be with u
Have u talk to auntie Mary
How is she doing?
Darla: She seems good for one of the Elderlies.
BRB
Kevin: I am not happy since she block me on Facebook
Ok
Darla: Am back
Did you send her a email apologizing?
Kevin: Ok
My email address is having problem but I have fixed it today so I will send her an email today
Darla: What kind of problem sweatie?
Kevin: Is not opening
Darla: Hmm
But you fixed it?
Kevin: Yes
I have fixed it
Darla: What did you do Hunny?
Kevin: How do u mean what I do?
To fix it?
Darla: Yess
Kevin: Oh
There is one of my hacker friend who helped me to fix it
It is his job to do that
Darla: Hacker friend? Is that his name?
Kevin: U did not ask of his name
He is a hacker and also a computer literate
an engineer
Darla: ok
Kevin: What about James?
I have not heard from him for sometimes now
Darla: Mr. James is still here and buys me the nicest gifts
Kevin: And what did him do to u all night
Darla: Huh?
Kevin: Yea
Did him use to make love to u?
Darla: No of course not silly I’ve only given him a few blowjobs to keep him clam.
Kevin: Ok
I want to be with u baby
Darla: Awww
Kevin: I want to cuddle with u and make u feel like a real woman
Darla: Sweat!
Kevin: Yea
I love u
Baby send more least let me send them message
Darla: Huh?
Kevin: Leads
Darla: ok. I’ll find some more.
Kevin: OK
Try so we can make more money
Darla: I need to go now because that nice Pastor is taking me to the Casino
Kevin: OK
Be careful
I love u
LATER
Darla: Hiya I found another lead – [email protected]

Posted: Tue May 10, 2016 9:25 pm

It took him a week or so but he finally decided to email Auntie Mary looking for some er money I suppose:

Quote:

Hello Auntie Mary

It is me Kevin whom you blocked on Facebook because of the little issue we had please I am so sorry for my behavior I really want you to forgive me.

I have not been myself since you blocked me I really want to be checking on you to know how you are doing as Darla is not yet back.

Please for God sake try and and unblock me you are a nice woman and you deserve the best.

I am waiting for your respond
Thanks

Sadly, for the Idiot, Auntie Mary doesn't get to see all of her messages these days:

Quote:

Hey

Mary doesn't log into her email anymore.
I changed her password.
I see you are one of those scammers she sent money to.
That's not happening anymore.
I routinely log into her facebook and block you fuckers.

How dare you take advantage of an older woman. You and your scamming buddies won't see another dollar from her.

Why don't you get a real job or are you simply too lazy?

Don't ever try to scam my mom again or I will make sure she never gets Internet access again.

Shame on you!

Posted: Wed May 11, 2016 2:07 am

I wonder if he has the moxey to try to keep the scam going.

Posted: Thu May 12, 2016 12:16 am

Kevin doesn't quite know what to do with Ginny but he does respond:

Quote:

I don't think I am the one you sent this message, because I have never thought of scamming Auntie Mary, she is just a spiritual mother to me and I owned her a lot she have not send me any money, if anyone is scamming her please look for the person it is not me.

I just emailed her to check if she is okay sometimes she asked me some questions which I gave her an answer my duty is to check on her to know if she is okay not the other way around.

If I may ask what is your name and who are you to her? She is a nice woman and deserve the best. I don't like the way you talk to me on your email first you need to know the person you are sending mail to before you make your sentence

Ginny isn't so kind:

Quote:

Jackal,

You never scammed my mom???
Hmmm, do tell me what this shit is :
PACKAGE NOTIFICATION: GPS
#5OPK9H0BA

I see some kind of Interpol alert attached.

Her communication regarding that is only with you, GSPE and the FBI.

Since you are a common thug, of course you're going to lie to me and to her, that's what criminals do.

If you don't like the way I phrase my sentences, too bad. Perhaps if you weren't a criminal, I'd be nice, but you made your scamming bed so you must lay in it.

Obviously he needed to go to Darla for some advice:

Quote:

Kevin: Hiya
Darla: Hiya
Kevin: How are u doing today baby
Darla: Am good. How are you?
Kevin: Am fine
Missing u
When last did u talk to auntie Mary?
Darla: Yesterday afternoon my Sweats.
Kevin: Hope she is fine?
Darla: Yess she is doing well for one of the elderlies.
Kevin: I know
I sent her the message on her email but I got a respond from another
Who claim to be her child
Darla: Oh you’ve charted with my Cousin Ginny? Tell her I say Hiya ok?
Kevin: Baby I did not chat her
I don't know if she mistook me to another person and sent me that insulting message
Darla: Insults? Why would she insult you?
Kevin: I don't know
She even said she was the one that blocked me and changed Auntie Mary's password
Darla: That doesn’t seem like Cousin Ginny as she is the nicest person.
Kevin: She think I am one of the people who try to scam Auntie Mary or who has been scamming her which Auntie Mary has not mention such to me
I will send u the message she sent to me through Auntie Mary's email
Darla: Well you are a scam aren’t you?
Kevin: U are also a scam aren't u?
Why would u even say such have I tried to scam Auntie Mary what is wrong with u
Is like u are drunk u don't know how to talk to me
Darla: Oooh Mr. Grumpy Pants needs a nap does he? HAHAHAHA
Kevin: U are the one who need it u can have it
I am here trying to tell u what I got today and u are telling me another thing
Darla: You are insulting me and acting plain silly Mr. Man.
Kevin: I am not
I hate the language u used on me
Even if is what I am doing as a reasonable wife to be must u remind me of that
Darla: Hang on a second; Carleeto is here to rub suntan lotion all over my body.
Kevin: Ok
Darla: Ooooh this feels sooo good
I'll be back later ok?
Kevin: Ok
LATER
Darla: Am soo enjoyling my times here. Hehehe
Kevin: Go ahead
I know I am not long important to u
But is well God is my strength
Darla: Hutjh?
Kevin: U had me
Darla: I gots yu babe! Hahahha
Kevin: U are drunk again
Darla: naaah just had soe champlains and two killa mockingbirds shots not much;y ok?
Kevin: Get lost
Darla: Bipperdy boppedy boop ta dahhhhh
Huny?
Kevin: What
Darla: Chikken butt
Kevin: Whatever
Darla: I saw niceslestly muscialishans today
Its was te taklimg the oh out of the country show!!!
Kevin: whatever

Posted: Sat May 14, 2016 12:18 am

I spent the last couple days trying to Piss on Kevin but he was rather reserved:

Quote:

Darla: Oh my aching head!
Kevin: What?
Darla: I have a headache and a sore throat
Kevin: Yea
Cos u took a lot of drinks yesterday
Darla: They were yummy
Kevin: Ok
Darla: That nice Mr. James said he had a cure for my sore throat but it didn’t seem to work and now I also have a funny taste in my mouth.
Kevin: U like taken a lot of drinks
And u know is not good for ur health
Darla: Yess
Kevin: Ok
Darla: That nice Mr. James gave me a $1,000 yesterday for being nice to him so I’m shopping for some new clothes and maybe a purse and shoes.
Kevin: So how much are u going to send me
Darla: Huh?
Kevin: Yes baby
At least if u send me like $200 I will be very happy
Darla: If there is any money left after my shopping trip I’ll think aboot it but you haven’t been nice to me lately.
And this is my money
Kevin: I know is ur money and am ur love
The only man that makes u happy I am always nice to u just that some times u don't talk to me nicely
I love u so much
Darla: You are greedy.
Kevin: How am I greedy?
Darla: You are only being nice so you can have some of my hard earned money
Kevin: That's not it
I am always nice
And if u can't send some money to me no problem
All I know is that I love u and will continue to love u
Ur hard earned money I thought it was the money that James gave to u
Darla: Same same
Kevin: What?
Darla: It is my money so why are you trying to take it from me?
Kevin: I am not trying to take it from u I only plead u to send me some
If I may ask am I not ur man ur husband to be?
Darla: You are but you refuse to work and to share anything you received behind my backside
Kevin: I have told u I never received anything beside ur backside
Not even a cent
I am still waiting for ur return so u can send my own share if the money
And I have an account for us to use for these new leads u bring
Darla: Can you send it to me?
Kevin: Yea
So when are u returning back
BANK ACCOUNT
Darla: ok
Kevin: So anyone that responded u will call the person and tell u what to say
Darla: ok
Kevin: As soon as they paid u send me ur account so ur own money will be send there ok
LATER
Baby u there
Darla: Yess
Kevin: What are u doing now
Darla: Am waiting for my Mambo instructor, Frederick, to arrive.
Kevin: Baby when are u returning back to US
Darla: Am not sure as it is so busy here.
Kevin: And Jizzler and the Shyster is not doing anything about my deal with the company
Have asked jizzler about it?
Darla: Oh yeah I forgot aboot that. Can you send him a email Hunny?
Kevin: I have done that several times no respond from him even the Shyster
Darla: I know Mr. Jizzler has been busy setting up a new office in Las Vegas.
LATER
Kevin: At least he should have responded to my mails
Hiya
Darla: Hiya
Kevin: Have u gone to shopping?
Darla: Yess and now am relaxing having a big Mojito
Kevin: So can u send me little money pls just $100 will be OK
Darla: I don't know if I have any money left after all the shoes and purses I bought.
Kevin: Baby u have just try and send me small money ok
Darla: Why are you so greedy?
Kevin: I am.not greedy baby
But why do u find it difficult to send me money since we have know each other
For example I have about 5 friends who lives in US and they are there because of their white women a lot of them.visited Nigeria before they locate them over there
Why ur own is difference why and why
First it started from the company and I did all they want me to do just to be with u till date I did not hear from.any one again u brought a plan for us to make money I worked towards it and money was paid into the account u provided and u don't want to get my own share
Or have u make the use of the money?
Darla: Why are you being a big meanie?
Kevin: U have not answered my question
And u know that everything I said is nothing but the truth
So why is it so?
Darla: What was the question?
Kevin: I asked u why do u find it difficult to send me money?
And u said u love me and u want us to get married qh
Darla: The money is safe in my account
Kevin: Then when am I getting my own share
?
Darla: When I get back home I’ll make sure I give you a cut of my money
Kevin: Our money baby
We worked it together
That reminds me what kind of job are u doing that don't have time trace
Darla: Time trace? Whats that?
Kevin: Sorry I mean time frame
What kind of job are u doing that don't have time frame baby?
Darla: Am a talent scout silly; you know that
Kevin: Ok
Just that u have spent a lot of time there
Darla: Yess it has been a long assignment but worth it
Kevin: I hope u return soon
Cos I am tired of this country
I don't know if u do read stories about Nigeria
Things are very hard
Darla: Why don’t you take a short vacation to Sweezerland
Kevin: Who is telling u that?
Darla: Auntie Mary said you liked it there
Kevin: Yes
are u talking to her?
I told u before that it was a place I told her I want to go baby
Darla: So go and have a nice vacation to ease your mind
Kevin: I don't understand baby
If I am going there I am going with u
I want to be with u
Pls can u ask Auntie Mary to unblock me
Talk to her about it
Darla: Oooh the Bikini Jello Wrestling is aboot to start; I had best limber up
Wish me luck
Kevin: Good luck
Talk to u later
Love u
LATER
Darla: Hunny I came in second after a mean girl kicked me in the uterus but the referee didn’t see it.
Kevin: Ok
TODAY
Darla: Hiya
Kevin: How are u doing
Darla: Am still sore but a bit more better
Kevin: Ok
Darla: How are you?
Kevin: Baby I am not fine
Very weak
I was thinking if you could send me $100 today
Darla: Aww. Well at least you weren’t kicked in the uterus like I was or were you?
Kevin: I was also kicked when I was playing football
I want to ask u a question
Do u love me?
Darla: Of course I do sweaty
Kevin: If truly u love me pls I want u to help me with $100 I want to use it for something very important
Here is the name which u will use to send it I love u more than u know
Receivers name. Charles Eze. Address Lagos Nigeria.
Darla: What important thing do you want to buy? Another football?
Kevin: No baby
I want to use the money to get international passport
Darla: Oooh I like that. Who is this Charles person?
Kevin: He is my cousin brother he live here with me
Darla: Cousin Brother is that like a Sister Wife?
Kevin: No this person is my blood relative my cousin
Darla: ok
I need to use the restroom
Kevin: Ok
COFFEE TIME
Darla: Am back
Kevin: OK baby
OK baby
I will expecting the reff# number as soon as u send the money through money gram
Darla: Huh?
Kevin: I said I will expecting the reff# number as soon as u send the money through money gram
Or western union which one are u sending the money to?
Darla: I didn’t say I was sending money but spending money
Kevin: I asked u for a help
I plead for u to send me $100 so I can get international passport
And I gave u the name Charles Eze to send it to Lagos Nigeria
Pls help me out
Darla: No you told me I was helping you and that’s like comparing apples and orangutans
Kevin: Are u sending the money to me or not?
What is the big deal there just to help ur love get his passport to enable him get visa and be with u
Darla: I think I spent all of my hard earned money yesterday on new shoes and purses plus a pretty new necklace
Kevin: U can still find away to send me some money if u truly want me to be with u
Darla: And you can still find a way to EARN money if you truly love me.
Kevin: I am trying my best but u are in more better position to help me
If u can read about Nigeria u will understand that things are very hard here
Darla: Aww that is sad but maybe you should get a job?
Kevin: There is no job
Here government are not creating job
I think we have discussed this before
And we have a lot of money in ur account which will go a long way
Why not try and get my share then things will be fine
Darla: Why don’t you ask Auntie Mary?
Kevin: Ask her about what?
Darla: The Bank account silly
Kevin: Why do u always forgot things
Darla: What things?
Kevin: The last time I asked her she said she is not going to touch the money and will wait until u comes back to tell her how the money got into the account
And she will ask the bank to return the money back to the sender did it not tell u all these?
Sometimes u forgot things we discussed and I don't like it
Darla: I think I’d remember that if you told me but I don’t think you did.
Kevin: I did
Don't lie against me u that and u said she is not going to send the money back that I should not worry about that
Darla: She is an elderly and sometimes you need to scream at the elderlies so that they understand things more better.
Kevin: And u don't remind James about the money to start up the swan farm
As I'm still waiting for him to send the money
Darla: Maybe you should send him a email?
LATER
Darla: Yiha
Kevin: Hiye
Darla: Ho ar U Hunny?
Kevin: I'm fine n u?
Darla: Godly cause the margacolodas iss great
Kevin: Ok

Posted: Sat May 14, 2016 8:49 pm

Just remember that, when it comes to lads and clue bats, size matters! Laughing

Posted: Sat May 14, 2016 10:35 pm

^We do call him 'The Idiot'for a reason...

Kevin is still trying all of his angles it seems:

Quote:

Hello my main man,

How are you doing today? I am still waiting for you to get in touch with me, I hope you have not forgotten the promised you made to me I am waiting for the money to start up the swan farm.

I still remain loyal to you my main man.

Thanks

His main man Mr. James has other ideas however:

Quote:

Oh hey my main man!

Sorry for my absence. I am partying way too much. I should go back home.
But I love this place. I think Darla may be on to me. She found my roofie stash.
I lied and told her those were my vitamins. I think the bitch started to roofie me.
I seem to be spending thousands per day and I don't remember anything after dinner anymore.

So look, I'm waiting for some *DELETED* to call me about some money but the bitch fucking ditched me.
I can't use my personal funds for your project as I don't know when I feel like working again and I really need to keep what I got
since Darla is a hella expensive bitch.

Dude, why don't you ticket yourself out here to Aruba? You can hang with me, you should see these girls!
Too many to bang at once! Am I right? Oh you really need to get here.

Listen, I'll put a ticket in your name at Aruba air in Georgia. Just check in at the curb of the airport with your passport, they'll get you a boarding pass and you'll be here in no time.

The swans can wait.

Your man,
James

@Mr. James (if that is indeed your real name) - The Swans will never wait...trust me.

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

Oww - shriek - a Borg Swan farm!

Posted: Tue May 17, 2016 11:26 pm

I'd kinda forgot that Candy was part of this so here is a wee bit of confusion:

Quote:

Hi Hi Mr Fisher general manager,

It is I Candace yes and am sorry but had lost all computer contactings and just now recovery of data completed just today at Kringlas Mall where they have plenty of nicest shops and foods to eat. Please kindest sirs helps to understand more better and I pays soonest yes?

Yours friend,

Candace

Richard er I mean Kevin was quick to respond:

Quote:

Dear beneficiary: Candace

Thanks for your mail which has been noted, you have to go to your bank and send the sum of US$3,500.00 to the account provided below.

Below is the bank account which you will use to send the money send me the receipt which is the payment slip.

BANK ACCOUNT

Do not fail to send the money with the account given to you above immediately you send the money we are going issue you some documents and transfer your fund into your bank account.

I am looking forward for the receipt

Thanks

Wait a new account? Candy can't quite comprehend this:

Quote:

Hi hi Mr. Richard General Manage It is I Candace asking for clarifications as nots know much of banksings but know you expert ok? Am confuse because account that I sends monies to is difference now and nots understand so please helps yes?

Yours expectorating quickest response,

Candace

Kevin keeps pressing however:

Quote:

Dear beneficiary: Candace

Don't worry about the account I gave to you just go to your bank and send the US$3,500.00 to the account listed below. It is the account of our telex manager and you don't have to worry about the account just send the money for us to proceed. Go and send the money with the account listed below there will be no problem abd you don't need to be confused OK.

Below is the bank account which you will use to send the money send me the receipt which is the payment slip immediately you send the money.

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah send money...got it. Meanwhile in Aruba:

Quote:

Darla: Hiya
Kevin: Hiya
Darla: How are you?
Kevin: I am fine and u?
Darla: Am good but where have you been?
Kevin: I have been around and not too good
Darla: Awww
Kevin: I have told that I want to leave this country Nigeria and u don't want to do anything about it and our money is in ur account and u don't want to get my own share and u want me to be happy right
Darla: What aboot Mr. James?
Kevin: I will send u the message he sent to me
Darla: ok
Kevin: He is waiting for his fund which is in federal reserve bank to get to him before he could send the money
He is waiting for Judy
Darla: ok
Have you talked to Auntie Mary?
Kevin: How can I
She blocked me and can't respond to my email
Darla: Why can’t she respond?
HE SENT A MESSAGE FROM MR. JAMES
Kevin: That was his last respond to me
Darla: Oooh you can be here with me! How exciting
Kevin: Are u ok
Don't u understand his message
Am I in America
Sometimes u don't reason very well
Read his message very well
If I must be with u where do I get the money for the visa
As I am still in Nigeria and James think I am in USA
Think well
Darla: Hmmm
Kevin: I sent u message u did not read very well and u jump to conclusion
Darla: Why are you being so Grumpy?
Kevin: I wm not
Rather u are the one being so gumpy
Darla: I was being happy for you but nothing seems to make you happy.
Kevin: I sent u a message u did not look at it very well and u are saying I will be with u how
Happy how
That James don't want to spend his personal money on this
Can't u understand
Why not go through the message he sent to me again
Darla: But it is soo beautiful here. I think you’d love it.
Kevin: U see one of the things I am talking about
U seems not to get me right
And I am losing my patient
Where do I get the money to be there?
That's my question
Darla: I was trying to help you but then you went all Grumpy and Mean so nevermind
Kevin: U know I am in Nigeria and James think I am in US
And want to book ticket for me to Aruba
Ok
Darla: ok
Kevin: So how do u want yo help
Even for u to send me money for my passport u can't
So which help are u going to render?
Darla: I was giving you options but if you are going to be like this then I will stop helping you.
Kevin: What are the options?
Darla: See? You weren’t even lissening to me
Kevin: All I need now is a solution for me to leave this hardship country
I am go ahead
Darla: I need to step out for a bit but will be back later
Kevin: Ok
MUCH LATER
Darla: Hiya
Kevin: Hiya
THUMBS UP EMOTICON FOR SOME REASON
Darla: You must be feeling more better?
Kevin: Yea
And want to hear how u want to help me honey
Darla: Well you should be getting some money from those new leads I gave you right?
Kevin: None of them is responding for now
Darla: Hmmm
Kevin: Yea
Darla: I wonder what you are doing wrong?
Kevin: How do u mean?
I sent them message and did not received any respond yet
How is it my fault
?
Darla: When I was helping you I made lots of money but you don’t seem to be able to make a cent. Why is that?
Kevin: I made lot of money also
Do u remember when I always tell u that people are paying into the account u provided
Was I not the one that did everything and u what u need to tell them
Darla: Are you being serious with me? I’m thinking that maybe you are making lots of money but not telling me aboot it
Kevin: The money we make is still in ur account
Apart from that I am not making money beside ur back
If I am making a lot of money do u think I will be worried about u sending me money I would have find my way to Aruba
Think before u say something
Darla: Hmmm
Kevin: Yea
Darla: Maybe you are just greedy and really do want to go to Sweezerland without me.
Kevin: I am not
God bear me witness
I want to be with u
Darla: Then do something with your life instead of relying on others
Kevin: I see
We have made a lot of money and I want my own share of it then I will use it to do something with my life
Darla: I made that money and if you would have lissened to me we would be making much more
Kevin: U are the one not listening to me
We would make much money
I told u what is needed to be done but u refused to follow my instruction
Darla: You were supposed to send documents but refused
Kevin: And how would get the money to send them the documents
Don't u know is cost a lot here to get the money
Darla: How hard is it to send an email?
Kevin: To get the documents it cost a lot here
It is an official documents
Darla: You’ve had a long time to get those documents but you’ve done nothing other than complain
Kevin: U work to get money and after u don't get the money u have worked for where would u get money to continue the work?
I wish u are here in Nigeria and see things to urself
Don't think that here is US that u get anything at cheapest cost
Everything cost here in Nigeria
So I don't have any money to secure those documents hope u understand that
Darla: Everything is expensive here too. Some nice man paid close to $10 for my drink a few minutes ago.
Kevin: So to tell u I am not lying
Darla: Huh?
Kevin: I need a laptop
Darla: I need a new one too as I think sand got in mine
Kevin: Hmmm
Darla: That nice Mr. James is here now so maybe he will buy me one.
Later Gator
Kevin: Tell him to buy two

Posted: Wed May 25, 2016 11:23 pm

Poor Kevin seems almost broken these days:

Quote:

Darla: Hiya
Kevin: Yes
Darla: How are you?
Kevin: Fine
Darla: ok
Kevin: Yea
Darla: You are a man of few words today Hunny
Kevin: Yes
Cos I don't want u to start calling me grumpy man
Darla: I only say that when you are being grumpy
Kevin: I see
Darla: Yess
ANOTHER DAY
Darla: Hiya
Kevin: Hiya
Darla: Where have you been?
Kevin: Have been around
Were u looking for me?
Darla: You are my intended so of course I like to know where you are
Kevin: As I am not feeling fine
Darla: Awww. What is wrong???
Kevin: U know exactly what is wrong with me
Darla: Huh?
Kevin: I want to leave Nigeria
Darla: And I want you here with me Hunny
Kevin: Then do something
I need money to get visa
Darla: What aboot the new leads I gave you?
Kevin: Baby I sent them message but they have not responded
Darla: Maybe you should send them another message?
Kevin: Get more leads baby
Darla: ok
ANOTHER DAY
Kevin: Hiya
Darla: Hiya
Kevin: How are u doing
Darla: Am good. How are you?
Kevin: I'm fine
Missing u
Baby when are u returning back to USA
?
Darla: Aww you are sweat
Kevin: Yea
So when are u returning to USA
Darla: I guess when Mr. Jizzler tells me to
Hunny
Kevin: Did u get any leads?
Darla: I haven’t had the chance to look yet
Kevin: Pls try
As u know that I really want to leave this country
Darla: Yess
Kevin: I love u
Darla: Love you more
Kevin: That account I gave to u we are not going to make use of it again
I will get another account OK?
Darla: Oh ok
Kevin: What are u doing now
Darla: Am just getting oiled up so I can go to the nude beach
Kevin: Ok
What about James
Darla: I’m meeting him after for drinks
Kevin: Ok

At least he has been handing out accounts here and there.

Meanwhile Candace chimes in:

Quote:

Hi Hi Mr Richard General Manager,

It is I Candace tellings you of recent developsments ok and yes they are muchly good because almost sends monies to accounts not good yes? Nicest Bank manager at Landesbankin tells me that account received was ungood but be more better to sends to other in Smyrnas because excepting of funds meaning all is good so I remits 4388075.37 Islandic Kronas today as promised and hopes now can lives dreams and eat at most favorite restaurant of Mcdonalnds again and this is great news don't youagree?

Please tells me next steps and will surely comply and be one biggest happy family.

Yours,

Candace

Wait more money has gone into Darla's account? Dang:

Quote:

Dear beneficiary: Candace

I received your mail but you shouldn't have send the money to that Smyrna Georgia account, next time make sure you contact me before sending the money.

I will update you as soon as we issue the necessary document's on your behalf and please do not go against my instruction again.

Posted: Sun Jun 05, 2016 11:16 pm

The Lad has been boring me lately but we still chart most days:

Quote:

Kevin: Hello
Darla: Hiya
Kevin: How are u doing
Darla: Am good how are you?
Kevin: I am fine
Missing u
Darla: Aww
Miss you more
Kevin: Baby u did not get any leads
Darla: Am sorry I’ve been busy. I’ll look later today
Kevin: Ok
Baby things has not been easy for me here I really need to leave this country and be with u
Darla: You will be soon I just know it
Kevin: How do u know it baby?
Darla: Because you are too smart not to achieve
Kevin: I don't get u
How do u mean not to achieve
!
?
Darla: I just paid you a compliment. Go with it
Kevin: Which compliment?
Darla: I called you smart ok?
Kevin: I should go with it
But it has not been easy
That's why I need u help and I believe u can help me
As a white u are u have the right to bring me over there
Darla: Huh?
Kevin: U can
Just do what ever u can to get my own share of the money then I can use it to purchase visa
ANOTHER DAY
Kevin: Hi
Darla: Hiya
Kevin: I’m fine and u
Darla: Am good
Kevin: Is been a long time
Darla: I’ve missed you terribly
Kevin: Really
Darla: Yess
Kevin: I missed u more
Darla: Awww
Kevin: U did not get the leads again baby
Darla: Am sorry but I’ve been ever so busy
Kevin: Ok
U need to try
I need to leave this country
Things are getting worst day by day
Here my love
Darla: That is so sad Hunny
Kevin: Just read news about Nigeria
U will understand what I am saying
Darla: Ooh what’s happening?
Kevin: Hardship
Killing of people
Everything here in Nigeria has increased
Could u emerging that US dollar is at the rate of 300 naria here
U hardly buy something and people are leaving the country to another country
Darla: I need to step out but will be back
Kevin: Ok
TODAY
Kevin: hiya
Darla: Hiya
Kevin: hiya
Darla: Happy Sunday
Kevin: wish u the same
Darla: Aww thanks you
Kevin: u are welcome my lovely angel
Darla: You make me feel soo special
Kevin: u are more than special hun
Darla: Did you have a good weekend?
Kevin: baby i did not cos there is no money to have a good weekend my love
Darla: Oh
Kevin: yea
am still hoping that u try and get some money to me so i will leave this country and be with u
Darla: I want you here sooo badly
Kevin: i know
and that's why u need to do something very fast my love
Darla: Have you had any luck getting a job?
Kevin: baby no luck
i have tried a lot to get a job but no luck
i think we shouldn;t be talking about that
i have a lot of friends leaving this country and they are getting help from their white women so u need to help ur love here
Darla: Doesn’t anybody work there?
Kevin: is few people that work here and they got their job with contacts
and it is for people that went to high institution
Darla: But you keep telling because am a white womern that I need to help you????
Kevin: yes baby u are in the position to help me my love
Darla: I’ve made us lots of money and you always want more from me
Kevin: Baby u know that if the money we have made i have my own share of it i wont be asking u to help me i have not gotten any from the money
i would have used my own share of the money to get visa and be with u so we can live happily
Darla: That reminds me…do you have the new Bank account for me?
Kevin: i will send it to u tomorrow my love
i love u so much and i want to be with u
Darla: Awww
Kevin: so what is the plan for me to be with u hum
Darla: hum?
Kevin: how i wish u are the United State so i can have share of my money and i will get my visa to be with u
Darla: Hopefully I will be home soon but I’ll miss my new friends here
Kevin: baby when do u think u will get home?
Darla: When Mr. Jizzler tells me I guess
Kevin: and when do u think he will tell u to come home?
Darla: I don’t know. Maybe you can ask him for me?
Kevin: baby he don't respond to my mails even the shyster
is this how the company behave ?
Darla: Huh?
Kevin: yes
we had an agreement and till date no update from them
after i did everything i was told to do
Darla: Please send them emails to remind them ok?
Kevin: baby i have done that many times no respond from them
even sometimes i asked Anita she will tell me that she is not working with the legal department that it is not her job
Darla: I need to go now as that nice Pastor with the funny name is here
Kevin: ok

Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2016 11:14 pm

I've been ignoring The Idiot as of late other than passing a few new Vics in his direction BUT after he posted this on his RL FB I decided to re-engage:

Quote:

Kevin: are u there?
Darla: I am but kinda occupied
What do you need?
Kevin: Talk to u tomorrow
I love u
I wanna sleep
ANOTHER DAY
Kevin: Hi
Darla: Hiya
Kevin: How are u doing
Darla: Am homesick
Kevin: What's wrong
Darla: Am so lonely
Kevin: Then return to the state of America
I know u need me around u
Darla: Hopefully I can come home soon
Kevin: U need to honey
LATER
Kevin: Hello Hun
Darla: Hiya
Kevin: how are u doing now
Darla: I had a few drinks and am feeling a bit more better
Kevin: are u alone there now?
Darla: am at the Pirate bar ans its Happy hour
Kevin: ok
Darla: You get two for one drinks if you yell HAAAARRRR
Kevin: how dod u mean
how do u mean
Darla: Am talking like a Pritate
Kevin: i don't know anything about that
Darla: Awww its piles of fun
Kevin: ok
Darla: Whatcha doing now Hunny??
Kevin: just relaxing and missing u
Darla: Yu are special K?
Kevin: thanks
ANOTHER DAY
Kevin: Hiya
Darla: Hiya
Kevin: Cool and u
Darla: Am ok
Kevin: Baby what about the leads
Darla: I have been so upsettled lately that I forgot to look
Kevin: U have to look ok
Darla: ok
Kevin: I have missed u a lot
Darla: Awww
Kevin: Baby can u get me a phone ?
Darla: A phone?
Kevin: Yes my love
I need a phone pls get me one
Darla: what happened to your phone?
Kevin: Is no longer working am just using a friend phone baby
Darla: Did you try getting it fixed?
Kevin: Yes but they could not baby
Is beyond repair
Darla: Oh
Kevin: Pls help me with one
Darla: Since you have a contract they should replace the phone for you
Kevin: Which contract
?
Darla: Your phone plan silly
Kevin: Who will replace the phone baby?
How so u mean my phone plan
Darla: the phone company of course
Kevin: Baby I bought it very a shop not a company and I bought it since last year
and the guarantee has expired
Nigeria do not do things like that
Baby I want to ask u a question I just need an answer
Darla: ok
Kevin: are u finding it difficult to get me a phone?
Darla: Am just trying to figure why you don’t get one yourself
Kevin: The one I was using I get it myself and now I don't have money to replace it that's why I need ur help as my lovely woman I know u can help me it is very simple
Darla: How do you pay for the service to begin with if you have no money?
Kevin: Baby that one is not a problem it does not cost much here for the service honey
Darla: It is very expensive to make a call here
Kevin: Yes is expensive there but is not here baby
Darla: ok
Kevin: Pls honey help me out
Darla: I need to get to the Cabana bar now but will be on line a bit later Hunny
Kevin: Ok
TODAY
A HUNDRED OR SO HIYAS LATER
After sending him a few new leads…
Kevin: Ok
Darla: Hiya
Kevin: How are u doing
Darla: Am busy but good
Kevin: Ok
Darla: Have you made any money yet?
Kevin: No
I just sent the message waiting for their response
Darla: ok
Kevin: Have u bought the phone for baby
Darla: Phones are expensive here
Kevin: How much is it?
Darla: I can’t remember
Kevin: Ok
Darla: When do you think you will make us some money?
Kevin: baby I don't know
Let them respond first
I will send u their number to call as we do last time
Darla: ok
Kevin: Do u have any of their number?
Darla: No
Do you have the new bank account yet?
FRESH SWINE
Darla: ok
Kevin: Hope this one is OK?
Darla: I guess so but why are you always changing what account we use?
Kevin: Which one did I change baby
The last one I sent to u the owner of the account is died that's why I said we are not going to use it
Darla: We were using my account in Georgia and got lots of money
Kevin: U know the reason we are changing the account baby
Cos u are not in the state to get my own share of the money and I need a lot of money to get my Visa
That's why we need another account so we can use it for me to get some money and leave this country then when u return to USA u can get my own share of the money that was in ur account
Any money we made now I will get ur own share to u as well baby
Darla: But you haven’t been doing anything since I got all that money
Kevin: Anything like?
I don't understand
Darla: You aren’t working, you aren’t trying to make money, and you are only trying to beg from me.
Where I come from men work for a living
Kevin: am doing all I could to make money
I thought we have been through all these
I told u the situation here in Nigeria
Let me tell half of men here in Nigeria and into this game
So as we have made enough money I can use it and invest and make a lot of profits with my creative
Darla: Tell me more aboot your creative because if I’d known you were this lazy I’d never agreed to help you with your scam.
Kevin: Hope I have made everything clear
Darla: Hmmm
Kevin: This is not lazy
I have told u that here is not a place to find job
Why not come down here and see things to urself
Darla: Hmmm
Kevin: Yea
Come to Nigeria

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Quote:

Why not come down here and see things to urself

Why not indeed, surely he could recommend a good hotel, restaurants, and pick up Darla from the airport even if she misses her connecting flight. She could bring him a nice new phone and laptop.

Looking forward to lots more lad pain and maybe a safari in the future. Loving Darla!

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

Thought perhaps Kevin was dead. Laughing

Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2016 11:03 pm

I inadvertently discarded days of boring charts with Kevin so you are treated to a small sampling of the latest shlock:

Quote:

Kevin:hiya
Darla:Hiya
Kevin: how are u doing
Darla: Am great
I had the most wonderful time with that nice Pastor over the weekend
Kevin: and what was it like?
Darla: He has the nicest yacht that he named The Hershey Highway for some reason
Kevin: what else did u do with him?
Darla: We went swimming and had the nicest drinks with umbrellas in them and he wants me to join his Church too
Kevin: do u want to join his church ?
Darla: I dunno; maybe my sweats
Kevin: are u not even thinking of returning back to USA baby
Darla: I will when my work is done and his Church is in the United State but he likes the Missionary position here
Kevin: ok
and when last did u talk to Auntie Mary?
Darla: I haven’t heard from her in like forever Hunny. I hope she is ok
Kevin: why not send her message
Darla: ok
Kevin: good
Darla: If I join that nice Pastor’s church will you join with me Hunny?
Kevin: how would i join with u since am still in Nigeria
and u are not making any plans for me to come over there
Darla: I mean once you are here with me silly
Kevin: let me get there first and u know i will join u
so what we should be talking about is getting there joining u to the church is not a problem and won't be a problem
Darla: ok
Kevin: good
Darla: yess
Kevin: baby u are not bringing leads again
Darla: I have sent you plenty of leads. Are you making money behind my backside again????
Kevin: baby i am not i thought i sent u an account which we will use to collect money and those leads u sent to me none have responded
i have sent them message many times but no one respond
Darla: Hmmm
Kevin: yea baby
look for good leads and lets make money with the account i gave to u
if any of them respond i will send u their phone number so u can call as u did last time
Darla: I think you are being greedy
Kevin: how do u mean by that?
greedy over what?
Darla: You are making money behind my backside and are wanting more
Kevin: why don't u trust me
i swear with the grave of my grand father if i ever collected money behind ur bakcside let me die
but if i did not collect money and u accuse me of such u will not go on punish
Darla: Oooh Monsieur Tough Guy. Whatcha gonna do????
Kevin: stop accusing me of such
i love u and won't do anything to hurt u but each time u keep on accusing me i don't like it
Darla: Then don’t treaten me again
Kevin: it is not a treat
what i meant by not going on punish is that my God will judge u for accusing me
Darla: That nice Pastor with the funny name said all my sins will be absorbed if I join his Faith
Kevin: then stop saying something i did not do ok
Darla: Hmmm
Kevin: yea
Darla: If I can find the time I'll get you some more leads ok?
Kevin: ok my love
i love u so much
Darla: Awww. Love you more
Hunny? Guess what?
Kevin: chicken butt
Darla: Hahahaha

Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2016 11:46 pm

One of these days I'll quit responding but...but:

Quote:

Kevin: hiya
Darla: Hiya
Kevin: how are u doing today?
Darla: Am great!
Kevin: that's good
Darla: Yess
Kevin: so where are u now and what are u doing ?
Darla: Am at the Cabana Bar with that nice Pastor
Kevin: ok
and what about the leads ?
Darla: Oh I forgot
Kevin: pls try ok
Darla: ok
Kevin: i love u so much
Darla: Awww
AFTER PISSING HM OFF ON FB
Kevin: u can talk to me here
Darla: ok
Kevin: yea
as it is now i am alone everyone has abandoned me cos of hard time
u don't want to know how am survive in this hard country u are over enjoying yourself with ur friends
Darla: Am working in between Mambo lessons and drinks I’ll have you know
Kevin: u will have me know what?
Darla: Nevermind
Kevin: whatever
what do u have for me?
Darla: Huh?
Kevin: am broke here honey
Darla: Awww
Kevin: yea i mean it
very broke baby
Darla: That is sad. Why don't you look for a job?
Kevin: baby i think we have talk about that many times
there is no job here in Nigeria
i have tried and tried and tried
and this is the reason i want to leave this country
Darla: Oh
Kevin: baby do u truly love me?
Darla: I love you more betterer than anyone
Kevin: good
pls help me with $100
let me use it and buy food
let me put food on my table just do it for love
Darla: What kind of food costs $100???
Kevin: it will last for me for sometimes
i am not going to eat it at once baby
Darla: I can buy Ramen Noodles for 13 cents here
Kevin: baby that place and here is not the same things are cheap there while things are costly here
u said u love me and whenever i ask for a help from u
u never do it
Darla: But am on expense account here
Kevin: baby i know just do this little favour for me pls
i am begging u in the name of God just try and help me i am ur love ur man and ur husband to be pls help me out
Darla: ok
Kevin: So when are u sending it to me my love
Darla: I just asked that nice Pastor and he said he’d send it
Kevin: when is him sending it honey?
Darla: Let me ask him
Kevin: ok
Darla: He said he will on Monday
Kevin: hope there is western union over there honey ?
Darla: Let me check
Kevin: check if there is western union or money gram
Darla: ok
Kevin: if there is any let him send it with these information
Receiver's Name: Charles
Address: Lagos-Nigeria
Text Question: In God
Text Answer: We Trust
Amount to Send: $100
Darla: Who is that???
Kevin: my cousin he is here with me honey
is his id i will use to go and collect the money
Darla: Can’t your cousin lend you money?
Kevin: baby he don't have
if he have i would not ask u my love
well let him send it with my name
ChrisLad
are u ok with that?
Darla: Yess
Kevin: Receiver's Name: ChrisLad
Address: Lagos-Nigeria
Text Question: In God
Text Answer: We Trust
Amount to Send: $100
Darla: I thought your name was ChrisLad???
Kevin: Lad is my surname baby
on that Id i sent to u last time was it not ChrisLad that is on the id
this shouldn't be a problem honey ChrisLad will go ok
Darla: ok
Kevin: have u check the western union and money gram ?
Darla: am talking to the nice Pastor
Kevin: ok honey
love u very much
Darla: ok
Kevin: let me know when he send the money
text u later have to go now
love u so much
kiss
Darla: bye bye
Kevin: u can't even say u love me too
or kiss

Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2016 9:51 am

I can't believe he's still trying to work the money transfer. FAIL.

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

A case of Hope springing eternal? Lol

Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2016 5:38 pm

I think Darla needs to send Chuckles a case of Raman noodles.

Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2016 12:49 am

Kevin rarely speaks to Anita these days, unless he needs something. Although he did try to set her up with his friend, but that didn't go over well.

He came around today...

Kevin: HI
Anita: My day was going so well, too.
Kevin: ok
that's good
Anita: Well, not anymore.
Kevin: meaning ?
Anita: Do I need 2 spell it out?
Kevin: yea
what do u mean by not anymore
?
Anita: I mean now it's not
Kevin: why is it not good?
did anyone hurt you?
Anita: Well now I have 2 deal with u.
Kevin: how?
you have to deal with me how?
Anita: I have 2 put up with ur silly stupid questions.
Kevin: thanks
God bless u
Quoting his FB status:
Anita: Disappoint anyone, disappoint everyone, just don’t disappoint yourself.
Kevin: and how do that affect u
cos u disappointed me
Anita: But I never disappointed myself so that's ok.
Kevin: like wise me
Anita: Ur silly. Not wise.
Kevin: but u are happy that u disappointed me
i am going to deal with u if u continue calling me silly
learn how to respect ur elder
Anita: Quit being silly and clam ur wise when ur not.
Deal with me? That's the silliest thing u have said yet.
Kevin: i see
what is ur problem and what is eating u up
Anita: U
Kevin: what do u want from me?
Anita: Ab
so
lute
ly
nuthing
Kevin: i gave u my love and u threw it away
Anita: U gave ur luv 2 Darla and threw me away.
Kevin: i did not threw u away i love u and still love u
i want us to make things better but u don't want it that way
u jump into conclusion
Anita: No thx
Kevin: ok nah
suit urself
Anita: What is nah silly?
Kevin: when u learn how to respect me then u will see the hand work of God upon u and his love
u don't have respect for me and because of that u will not gain any respect from those under u
Anita: I do not have peeps under me. They r equal. And I will never respect ur silly lying mouth.
Kevin: u are just an idiot
u are the biggest fool i ever seen in my life
Anita: Look in the mirror
U will see a sillier fool
Kevin: u are a lair, cheated
Anita: I can never be a lair
Kevin: u can go to hell for all i care
i have tried to be nice and to love u but u act childish all the time
who do u think u are
stupid idiot
shameless idiot
Anita: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but ur silly little words will never hurt me.
Kevin: fool
and that stick and stone is going to break ur bone into peaces
Anita: HE watches over me. I am safe. No silly little boy like u can harm me.
And I will have the Oracle Priestess do a spell 4 u. Count on that.
Kevin: u are nothing but stupid, jerk ,dunce,cretin,village idiot,cow
spastic,dipstick,arsehole
no one is going to harm me i am protected by God almighty
so there is nothing u and ur Priestess can do
fool
Anita: I will tell the Oracle Priestess that.
Did u have 2 look those words up? Were they in a dicshunary next 2 ur picture?
Kevin: also tell ur oracle Priestess that little girl like u don't have respect for ur elder and u are too insultive
Anita: Said the little silly boy with no job who is a lair
Kevin: i have a very good job here
and they are paying me very well
i have bought a car so go to hell
u thing i have it all but one day u will live to regret ur life
and all the insult u gave to me
Anita: HE will never allow me there, but I hear there mite be sum Man Maids coming to make u there wife.
Kevin: i am going to post that nudes pics u sent to me on facebook
Anita: Yeah, I never sent u nude pics. I culd never do that.
Kevin: u did have u forgotten
i have them with me
the once u sent to me last year
Anita: And ur hopes of revenge will guarantee u a seat next 2 Lucifer 4 all eternity.
Kevin: u snap with ur dad's phone
Anita: Never anything nude.
Kevin: it is
with ur breast
the one u are naked
so u forgot so soon
Anita: Whatevs. Ur just more of a lair.
Kevin: i am not i mean it
Anita: I pray u enjoy burning 2 a crisp 4 ever and ever with ur silly little boy, idiot head stories.
Kevin: i wish u the same
what ever u wish me i wish it back to 100%
Anita: Is it true ur mommy is a jazzybell prostitute like in the bible and u don't know ur father, and maybe ur dad is a silly goat?
Kevin: i wish u the same
Anita: That is a question, not a wish u silly boy.
Kevin: u said u are a child of God and look at the words that came out of ur mouth
ur parents must be disappointed in u and they are regretting why they give birth to u
Anita: Wuld u like me 2 remind me of ur silly words?
No. Mommy is past, but u choosed 2 speak of the dead.
Kevin: u are the one that started it
Anita: Did ur parents have any children that lived?
Kevin: is none of ur business
Anita: I have always had a job and never been a beggar boy like 1 Nigerian I know.
Kevin: this is not what we are talking about
i don't have a job and God provided me with one
there are many people in ur country who do not have job
Anita: And ur parents had no child that survivied birthing. It explains ur silly little brain.
Kevin: ur thinking is too low u are still a child and u don't know anything
u don't need to know anything about me siblings
Anita: I know ur a silly little thing the pigs wuld refuse 2 be near.
I know ur silly head didn't survive birth.
Kevin: fuck u
Anita: That's what devil lurvers rite.
Kevin: go to hell
Anita: So nothing original? U keep inviting me 2 ur future home but know I will never be there.
Have fun being the wife of a Man Maid.
Kevin: arsehole
Anita: Or whatever it is. Mer Man
Kevin: bampot
Anita: ur words has no meaning
Kevin: barmy
Anita: LOL bampot has no meaning.
Kevin: berk
Anita: Nor barmy.
R u a 2 year old just making up words now?
Kevin: those words are what u are
Anita: The imagination of a little boy in the kitchen holding on to his mommy's apron strings while he helps make the soup?
Kevin: i like it this way
when we have issue
cos it make's me happier
and makes u want to be with me
come on baby
Anita: Cuz u never lurved me and the truth is reviled!
Kevin: i love u but u don't want to give me chance
and u never love me either
Anita: No thx. U R a little school boy, huh? Go play with ur toys u silly little thing. None of the other boys or gurlz wanna play with u.
Kevin: now i know that u are still a child u need to grow up
have u taking ur nap ?
Anita: Have u suckled ur mommy's teat 2day? Have they checked u 4 fever?
Kevin: i love u
Anita: No thx
Kevin: i love u i mean it
Anita: I
D
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N
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C
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Kevin: honey u need to care
i love u ok
and will always make u happy
Anita: STOP BEING SUCH A SILLY FOOL. I TOLD U MY DAY WAS GUD AN U HAVE RUNED IT!
Kevin: i am sorry ok
forgive me i love u and will put smile on ur face
Anita: U WILL NEVER DO THAT.
Kevin: i will i promise
Anita: Have fun burning 4 eternity with the other silly stupit heads.
Kevin: stop saying such thing
it does not glorify the Lord
Anita: U DO NOT GLORIFY HIM. U SPEAK IN TONGUES LIKE SUM BEAST FROM THE SEA.
Kevin: u started it
i glorify him and will always glorify him
Anita: Ur a disgrace 2 him.
Kevin: i am not and will never be
he love's me so much and i love him too
he has always been good to me
Anita: Ur a disappointment 2 every1 and everything. Prolly always have been.
Kevin: i am not
people love me and they all want me around them and i put smile on their faces
Anita: HA!
Kevin: sure
brb
Anita: No thx. It's ok if u stay away.
Kevin: ok
bye then

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

Lots of laughs, but once again reminded of Kevin's beastliness. Urrgh, I really hate this ghastly little twerp. Evil or Very Mad

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