Hitlad Jack wants romance NSFW

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Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

I initially wanted this one to use a new format that is completely absurd, however things went in another direction. I'll let him bait himself and see where it goes.

I started with this:

How goes the killing today?
I hope you aren't too stressed.

I'm too pretty to kill

Miss you,
Kate

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This person that sent me called me and asked me why have i not killed you because he knew that you are still alive, which i told him that i will carry out that mission soonest.

Now he gave me 3 days times to carry out the mission or he will kill me and kill you also, as for me i am not scared because i am a mafia and i have my way out but i am scared about what may happen to you which i am now asking you to try and see a way to send this money today to enable me act fast and see that we are free.

Sweetie,
I've dealt with the Mafia, believe me. I am simply too pretty to kill.
Look at my picture, do you really want to kill me?
I think you are something really special and I think if you just got to know me a little better
you could grow to love me. And I may be able to hook you up with people who can get you some money
with better clients. Let me know if you are interested.

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Can i have your Pix real pix and your number

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Okay..listen i want you to know that since i was paid to kill you and now i am in-love with your words i will tell you who sent me and also i will try and get this person killed for our freedom and also let this be a secret

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

I like the way you think. I will keep this secret. Who knows, perhaps one day we can do business together LOL.
Are you married? You sound like you would be very handsome. I know it is a lot to ask, but can you maybe one day send me your pic?
I am single and looking...

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Sending my pix is not the problem but i want to know more about you and to be sure about you

I totally understand. Let's get to know each other first.
Ask me anything my love. I am an open magazine.

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Okay , are you married... where do you stay and tell me more about urself

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

No love, I'm not married. I wasn't quite ready for marriage when my boyfriend proposed.
Now he is my ex boyfriend.
I live in Pemberton New Jersey. I work for . We hire models from around the world.
My daddy worked for people who were mafia. He got shot when I was 12 years old.

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Okay babes, but i still dont know if i can trusth you

Do you want me to call you? You can hear my voice.
You don't need to trust me right away. We can get to know each other slowly if you want.

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How will i know that you are not working as a spice and you are sent to track me down.

Listen there is only one way i can believe you and that will prof to me that you are honest and then i will open my mind for you.

try and send me small money let me know

Receivers Name: Moses Odia
Text Question: To Whom
Answer: My Love
Location: Lagos Nigeria

try and send like $104 now and when i cash it i will open up and do what ever you want

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

I don't know what a spice is but I understand.
I don't send money my love, I am too pretty to pay people. People pay me. Not the other way. Never.
I suggest we know each other. Once we trust each other I can get some good clients for you.
Good paying clients.

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I will call you, i have your number but try and send what i ask to know if you are real and i can trust you

I don't know what he was responding to when he wrote this:

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Then you are not honest and real so leave me alone and lets end this issue okay

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

No problem Jack. I understand. The money you ask for is such a small amount no one will take you seriously.

I don't think you are honest anyway.

Too bad. I could have helped you.

Goodbye

poke:

It is ok for you to be suspicious.
Just in case you change your mind, I wanted to show you I exist.

I gave him links to my 'workplace' baiter website, 'workplace' facebook page and baiter facebook

Don't be put off by my nigerian friends on facebook. They are good people and some of them get some help from me.
I cannot discuss it any further.

Good luck to you in your future endeavors. I will pray for you.

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Yes the fee is too small but i want to use this to know if you are real, i know with time i will make you know me better and do what ever you want me to do for you

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

Has that ever worked for you? Asking for small change to prove someone is real?
I'm not stupid my dear, not by a longshot.
You are, perhaps too young for what I can help you with.
Grow, learn and when you are ready for the big game, you let me know.

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I just wanted to know if i can trust you

I understand but you write like a very young person.
You need some experience I think before I can assist you with my special brand of help.
Good luck my love.
I'm here when you are ready

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Babes how do we get to know and make things better

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

Would you like a small client list and a nice format to try?
You'll need a few bank accounts for the money to be sent.
Darling, this isn't small change. This is a bit bigger.
A small step in the right direction.

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Okay babes i will love that to be done

I sent him a new format (bombaclat killer) and a list of baiter addys. He still hasn't used it.

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Babes,,,i know you are too much, but i want to know you better and get ur real pix to see if you are real or not and moreover what do u need from me?

Relationship Or what

If relationship i want real lovers

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

Darling,
Let's see how well you do. I need a man who can provide. You know what I mean?
You have my number if you want to talk.
And you have my real pics already. Do a good job and I'll send you more.
Good luck darling

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Sure babes can you give me your Number and send me real pix so that i will send you mine and we can talk

Darling,
I have sent you my phone number already and my pics days ago. Did you delete my
email?
Get some work done, I've given you a lovely format proven to work in the past and some
paying clients. Well talk soon my love.

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Babes what mail did you send

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I will work on it and as for the pix and number i have not seen it

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

I sent the idiot my number and pics again

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As for calling u it wil be in de next 3 days

Jack darling,
What are your wishes with me? Do you wish to use me in a business sense or do you wish to have a romance with me?

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Both business and romance are what i want you for but the main issue is romance

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

Darlin'
Sounds lovely. You seem like a cool guy. What do you look like?
Do you have kids? I always wanted kids but never found the right man.
Do you think you could be that man for me? I am quite ready to
have a nice strong black man take me to his bed and make me his woman.
Do write back my love.
I wait with baited breath for your email.

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Babes i love Kids and i have just 2 from a woman who hurt me and i will love to have more kids from a honest woman that will take care of my kids and also love them and when she gives birth to her own kids then we will make good lovers and also i hate lies, cheat and things that are bad.

Babes i am strong in bed and i love kissing so much and i can suck *DELETED* to hard ways and also finger a lady to make her scream badly and many more.

But i hate heart break

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

I promise to treat you right, you sound so sexy. I would love to close my eyes and imagine you between my legs. You know, it is polite for a young lady like me to want to suck your cock if you are nice enough to lick my *DELETED*. I am so wet reading your email. I love the way you talk. I would love for you to fuck me very hard.

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Babes i will do that , can you creat a new yahoo chart id and add send it to me while i will add you so that we can chat more there ......

Loving you is the best that all men will want and pray for....If knowing you will make me a thief then let me be a thief

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

My sweet scallion,
I hate yahoo with a passion. I have a facebook that we can chat on, would you like that?
And my darling, I will make sure you feel as you should. I can't wait to have you in bed!

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Okay babes can i have ur face book account

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

Facebook chat highlights

Me: You sound like you will be very good to me in bed

Jack Muller: hahahahahaha
thanks babes but i easily get heart break

Me: I would never hurt you. I need someone like you. I can treat you right.

Jack: babes i know but i still want to get prof of whom you are

Me: I completely understand. We'll get to know each other online. And you have my phone number if you ever want to call and hear my voice.

Jack: so what kind of job do u do for living

Me: I work for Agents, I sign models to be contracted for modelling and acting assignments. Mostly commercials.
And I have a 14 page application for him waiting to be filled out Twisted Evil

Jack: wow
now my mind can be at rest
should i tell u the truth about me if u wish to know

Oh good! Story time!

Jack's story:

Well i am from Nigeria...i was born Dec 24 night 1983
i dont want to lie to u and after all you will know the truth and see me as alier

Me: You were a christmas eve gift to your parents. That is beautiful. My love, I know you are from Nigeria. We have many Nigerian models here.
They tell me Nigerian men are the best lovers and husbands. This is why I selected you.

^I cannot believe this crap works!

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

Jack: wow
u are making me go crazy...and i must say that becos of this i will show u my real person

Me: This makes me happy. Can I call you my "Jack Hammer"? It means someone who rocks my world. It is a compliment to you.

I just wanted to call him a tool

*more chitty chat nonsense*

Jack: wow
u know what i am
well i bring star and luck to everyone whom is honest to me
my spirit dont like lies and cheat
can i make a vow to u now

Me: Yes my Jackhammer, yes

Jack: i want to say someithing now that if u truely be who u are and u want my love i will never have sex with any woman until i meet u
wow thats love

Me: I remain pure and will stay pure for you. I desire my first man to be my only man.
I made a promise to myself when I was young, only have sex with my husband

^Some funny stuff right there!

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

Jack's story part 2:

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wow so i will never have sex with any one any more...but babes i have a problem now

well i dont know why u chose me i am just a young man in the street and i dont have money i am just trying to see how to make it in life

and making u my love will have to require me spending and i must as the man so i need to have access to work

babes give me 2 mins i will get back to u

He had to go purchase a new story?

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well i am Frank by real name ...i am from Nigerian....i am the only son of my parent we are 3 kids 2 girls and 1 boy which is me

i am the last of all and i was born in Kano which after my 2 yrs of birth my mum died and dad never care about me so my step mum trained me untill 3 yrs later she and my dad broke up then i left to Lagos and stayed in the street and i was able to finish my secondary school

after that i went to university to read law i finished my law school i was to go for law school training of 1 years before i can be a barrister i didnt have any more money so i started hustling

then after that i was dating a girl whom after 1 years of relationship she said she is pregant and i dont like wen a woman is pregant me asking to to terminate the pregancy...so i ask her to keep it

so later she gave birth a son and she started misbehaving some characters i dont like

so my love if u want me as i am tell me

Posted: Sat Aug 24, 2013 6:19 pm

Scripts, 10 euros the dozen. I say call him Get back, jack.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

After reeling from the shock that the absolute truth is that his name is Frank, I sent:

Darling, Of course I want you as you are. I tried to help you before with a better format. I know you hustle.
All my Nigerians I booked with my agency tried to hustle me. I gave them jobs instead so they didn't have to hustle.

Some still hustle because they like it.

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babes i dont like the job if i can get a good and better job i will quite this job

I told him I could help him find a better job, but only if he really really wanted my help, and of course, once he could trust me.

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there was a time i used my last moni to process for visa to USA never knowing that the person incharge is not real and i lost 1.2 Million
and i have no hope again

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but babes i want to know something....why do u love me

I like how nice you are when you threaten to kill, I could tell you felt bad. It is against your nature to harm. I felt something special for you at that moment.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

Get back Jack:

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babes i get to go now i i am at the cafe i dont have a laptop i wish i have one i will like that

wow ...i wish i have laptop i will have done life sex with u

thanks my Love

I have a some minutes left on my monthly Nigerian plan, so I gave him a call...

He is super paranoid that I'm tracking him. He promises he won't do this kind of work anymore. I tell him I understand that he has to hustle and I don't judge him. Somehow he believes me and starts talking about all the things he wants to do to me in bed. I stifle my laughter somehow. This one is going to be fun. He's either going to call me back tonight or bombaclat tonight. It was hard to hear.

Posted: Sat Aug 24, 2013 7:03 pm

This one is a real keeper. Great work getting this far with him! F*ck him real slow and you should have a Lad for life.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

I know hitlads usually disappear quickly, I can't believe he gave me his number. What a tool!

Posted: Sun Aug 25, 2013 11:35 am

Outstanding work keeping this lad going! And when your done with his ass, I know someone who might like that number. Have you met Big X?

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

Oh yes, I am a big fan of Big X, I do the same thing but on a much smaller scale.

I sent Jack/Frank an SMS last night:
Darling, I don't have minutes left on my phone. Miss you!

His reaction:

I have another one of his phone numbers.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

I had the funniest call from him just now. He is trying to have phone sex, all I can hear is his toddler burst through his room. Then it sounds like he's trying to talk to me under a comforter.

It went a little something like this:

Idiot: Baby I have my hand on my c*ck right now
Me: oh yeah baby, tell me how big it is
Idiot: Put your hands on your *DELETED*
Me: Is that your baby? Oh my gawd he sounds so cute! How old is he?

Moment ruined. Laughing

I normally use a standard reply when they are really into it (to ruin "it"), however I will not post that here. It usually ends with them yelling "NO. NO. BABY WHY DID YOU JUST SAY THAT?! NO!!!!"

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

Are you ready to cum baby?
Here talk to your mom! LOL

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

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My Love.......... My Hero .......... My Angle.......... My World.......... My Gold .......... My Earth .......... My Dream..........My Future.

Loving is the best that GOD has ever given to me in this Life, Babes I could search my whole life through and through an never find another you,I love my life because it gave me you
I love you because you are my life When you see a falling star to night, make a wish, it will come true because I wished and I found you.

It's magic each time we hold each other, each time we cuddle, and each time we kiss. I feel goosebumps all over again. I never want to let you go for fear of losing you, so I just hold on a little bit tighter each day, refusing to let go. You will never know the warmth I feel inside me when I'm with you. You're all I ever wanted.

Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you... I wish that someday I'd dream about my pillow and I'd be hugging you,If kisses were raindrops, I would send you a thunderstorm.

When I look in the mirror all I can see is your love,The sun won't shine forever but as long as it's here, we might as well shine together, The day I fell in love with you is the day I knew what was truly true. The day I found you is when I found myself, for you have help me become the best. You are mine and I am yours and forever shall it be.

A hundred hearts would be too few To carry all my love for you. Nobody tells fish to swim, birds to fly, cows to moo, dogs to bark - they just do Just like nobody tells me to remember you. I just do and I love you! There is an ocean between us.

Forests and mountains keep us apart. I may not be superman, but give me a second and I will fly across countries to send you my love. Have you received it?
They told me I could do anything if I put my mind into it. Yet no matter how hard I try in all that I do, I just can't take my mind off you.
Without your LOVE, days are; "Saddy, Moanday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Frightday, Shatterday".
Your goregeous look and figure! It awakens the depths of my desire and passion.
Whenever I watch you, for me everything pauses to let me enjoy your goregeous beauty, my beloved.
Sometimes I neglect to tell you how important you are to me, how your presence makes such a difference. People like you are truly rare. I hope you realize how much you mean to me.
Seeing you heals me.
You came suddenly and gave me two things; Patience to my heart and color to my life.

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My Love a minute without hearing your voice makes me feel as if i have missed the world

I don't know what to do with it right now, slap it silly or retrain it...

3 missed calls Laughing

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