Turd 4, Mombassa, Kenya

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Posted: Fri Jan 10, 2014 7:52 pm

Yeah, he is going to do it. Then puke

We will use it, later. I am not sure how, yet, but it is going to be useful.... somehow.

Posted: Fri Jan 10, 2014 7:59 pm

Woah dude, totes TMI!

Posted: Sat Jan 11, 2014 12:40 pm

Turd Boi, about to rent a room, wrote:

Dearest Bbaba,
I will try to do it correctly.I just hope you will accept it first time,as I may not have the opportunity to redo it considering that fact that I borrow a camera phone and have to rent a quiet room for few hours to do the video.
Moishe

Posted: Sat Jan 11, 2014 1:18 pm

Phones don't normally come with tripods - I wonder who has the pleasure of holding the phone while Turd performs puke

Posted: Sat Jan 11, 2014 2:14 pm

Well, he managed to find someone to photograph his biometric "money-shot", so I'm sure he'll be able to wrangle some poor bastard into filming this latest exercise in self-degradation.

Posted: Sat Jan 11, 2014 2:33 pm

Quote:

quiet room for few hours to do the video

trouble getting it up?
waiting for the Vcamera

not so much of a

moment
more of a puke

moment.

Posted: Sat Jan 11, 2014 7:57 pm

Yes, but also hysterical. He is the epitome of a Victim For Life, only, as a scammer, the shoe is on the other foot. I just wish we could find his victims and tell them what we have done to him. He is ruined. 4 1/2 years of this, over 9 months on this last safari, tattoos proclaiming he is a thief and a "top homosexual", DSW on his chest... he is so completely forked.

Baba wrote:

Dear Mr. Moishe,
Okay, I can say this it is not a problem. Not a problem. Only time os of the essence in this. Please do not delay.
My associate is on standby and as soon as I have your video, he will tell me to tell you tell you where to send it.
Blessed be,

Baba

Posted: Sat Jan 11, 2014 8:21 pm

dr stephen williams wrote:

over 9 months on this last safari

Wow, I didn't realize that it's been so long! But that's right, when he got there it was winter. Now it's summertime. I'm sorry he's not still freezing under a bridge, but it's great to know that he's very likely to still be there after a year passes...

Posted: Sat Jan 11, 2014 8:54 pm

He has migrated to a slum in Mombasa. That sounds hot and illness ridden. And I redid the math, its only 8 months and a half....

I want him to do another few months on safari, at least, to complete one year on Safari, but if we can keep him out there for two or three years, then we should be working on doing that.

Posted: Sun Jan 12, 2014 10:05 am

Reading all this, the sadistic part of me is like Laughing

while the rest of me is more like Shocked

. I can't believe he's going through with it. He never going to say no to any request ever again, is he?

Posted: Sun Jan 12, 2014 10:36 pm

Bernie wrote:

Good, thats fucking great! You know, I still love you, Boy Wonder, and I don't know why. I mean, fuck, you basically ignore me, take me for granted, you suck dick in Egypt on the beach with those two pool boys and then give up your asshole in prison for some hot man love, and yet, you behave as is you are not gay with me! Its not as if I don't know you are gay, shit bird. Fuck it, you may even be bisexual, and who am I to hate on you for where you want to push your nasty self, right? None of my business. But I would have liked a chance with you, to see if you could be my wife. We could have had time on the carpet, in front of the fire.

Anyway, look, I have a guy in Mogadishu, and he is totally able to get you a diplomatic passport. He told me you just have to get here. Fuck, its gonna cost about $75,000, but, fuck it, I will cover that. The key in this, as you have probably figured out by vigorously rubbing your two brain cells together, is that you need to get to Mogadishu.

Look, let me know what your fucking plan is. I am going off to meditate some more. I get all fucking un-zen when you write me.

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Rowan wrote:

Reading all this, the sadistic part of me is like Laughing

while the rest of me is more like Shocked

. I can't believe he's going through with it. He never going to say no to any request ever again, is he?

He cant say no, he is way past the point of no return, this has to be real for his state of mind to remain intact.

FYI, if he ever does find out what is really going on, there is a high chance he will kill himself or someone else Confused

Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2014 3:53 pm

Baba wrote:

Dear Mr. Moishe,
The video of your placing the DNA sample and the release are not visible. Please resend it. I have two other video of you load up envelope and seal it. Very good.
I need this video to place in your file.
Blessed be,

Baba

He has sent two copies of him folding up what appears to be semen into a plastic envelope. The third video does not load. He may have done it....

Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2014 6:11 pm

Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2014 8:23 pm

Turd Boi wrote:

Dear baba,the vid1 is large,it is the viedo of the moment of release tension,it is 39.7MB. I tried to attach it as a file on yahoo and gmail,it says the file is too big.
I will resend using gmail to gmail,you have to click and download it
I am sending it from a gmail to you.

Moishe

Message sent and received. Being downloaded, now, and sent for verification to Bo.

Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2014 8:26 pm

Video not loading? He is trying to pull the wool over your eyes.

Make him do it again..... and again..... oh and again just for kicks. LOL

Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2014 8:35 pm

Video loaded. He is milking his penis on camera.

Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2014 8:36 pm

Full frontal afterwards, with full face and DSW tattoo. This will be useful, someday.

Edited to add, you can also see the tattoo marked "Small Boi Thief".

Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2014 8:56 pm

Baba wrote:

Dear Mr. Moishe,
I must congratulate you on your success, but most unfortunate the voice sample was not readable. MY contact in the curators office tells me you must di it again, and say "peter, peter, peter, peter, peter, peter..." over and over again as you self milk.
Sadly, this will not serve.
I await your next attempt.
Blessed be.

Baba

Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2014 9:05 pm

Hector: the gift that keeps on giving.

Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2014 3:39 pm

Yeah. He has been a wonderful pet.

Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2014 4:16 pm

For the love of Pete (pun intended), DO NOT post this here.
I tried not to, but the image of Hecturd... Arghhhh!

Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2014 5:03 pm

Do the results of his attempt at chopping the end off show on the video?

Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2014 6:13 pm

Not really. We think he faked most of it, though there was blood at one point.

Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2014 7:31 pm

Please start thinking about moving this continuing story over to main, and backlinking here, as with the other ongoing baits. See the now stickied announcement above.

Cropper out.