Turd 4, Mombassa, Kenya

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Posted: Sat Jun 29, 2013 3:07 pm

No kidding. I think he just remembers $10 from somewhere in the past between raiding bins and dodging policemen.

Posted: Sat Jun 29, 2013 3:18 pm

He always seems to have enough to pay for whining time at the internet cafe.

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

^^^ I'm sure the internet cafes charge him double due to him bleeding all over the place. Surprised

Posted: Sat Jun 29, 2013 4:00 pm

Gretchen wrote:

Izzy tells me he doesn't have the money. I tried writing Tiffany for help, but she is not answering the emails!!!! Izzy says in a few hours if you don't eiter come up with the money or come up with the photo, I am being sold! Honey, I am so scared, I need to tell you something about

Message sent unfinished!

Posted: Sat Jun 29, 2013 5:28 pm

Turd wrote:

Tiffany,I need your help,where are you?

Turd wrote:

Tiffany,I need your help,I need $500,000.00 quickly.I will pay it back.with $1Million. I need it quickly please.SL

Psycho bitch wrote:

Super Lad,

Okay. I can lend you money. You need $500,000? I can do that. But there are conditions.

1. You promise you will marry me.
2. You promise to eat my pleasure box four times a day. But only once per day when I am having my special ladies moon.
3 You promise to never ever speak to Gretchen ever again. Ever.
4. You promise to tell the Temple that all of this was not my fault.

If you agree to all of this I can lend you the money. You must type it all out to make it legal. Like this. "I promise to marry you" "I promise to never speak to Gretchen again"

I am not in Tel Aviv right now. I am in Brooklyn. I can be over there in 36 hours with the money. First I need my promises.

Tiffany

Posted: Sat Jun 29, 2013 7:08 pm

What a lazy unimaginative Schmuck.

Moishe wrote:

Sir,I am on street,I still have to access to fund until next week,I am make arrangement,please do me a favour,buy the girl back,I will pay $400,000.00back with your additional $2Million I promise you personally.I want this girl back,she said you will be God father of the kid.
Please do something.

Izzy wrote:

MOISHE

WHERE YOU THINK $400.000 I'M SUDDENLY GOING TO GET? IT'S NOT LIKE A MAGIC WALLET THIS BULGE IN MY PANTS IS. ALL I GOT IT'S $100.000, PLUS WHO UNTIL NEXT WEEK CAN WAIT? TOMORROW COMES THE SHEIK FOR TO BUY MIA. OY.

Posted: Sat Jun 29, 2013 7:51 pm

Hector the Paranoid wrote :

Quote:

I didnt kill wonky? you know i dont kill,i love this wonky, it was a setup my sosa,izzy,and that bitch tiffany, and do you know what our friend bernie is stupid enough not to notice it,instead he put blame on me,not me men, i dont do it,

Quote:

Hector,
Bernie needs to know it wasn't you, he still seems to think you were in on it old chap, and who is Tiffany? name doesn't ring a bell here old chap.

Farnsworth

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2010 Posts: 3877

it's fascinating...

when I first read, that DSW demanded that he should perform a circumcision on himself, I had serious doubts that this action was legal. in austria, it clearly isn't (but austrian law doesn't matter anywhere else).

but it clearly was never demanded, that he cuts his noodle/foreskin into thin slices like a salami.

I can't even imagine what pains he must have suffered, if those pictures are real.

I just think, that there needs to be something to cheer him up. from the baiters point of view, this might be silly: but cheering up a lad also means, that he can drop down to the hard surface of reality a second time. Twisted Evil

so, hecturd wont go anywhere soon, if he is as broke as he pretends to be. if he goes somewhere else, then you know, that he still had money....

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 24 Dec 2012 Posts: 699

Hey DSW, is your sigline with his travels still accurate?
He says to have traveled several times since, but only you can see by the ip's in his email where he is now.

Posted: Sun Jun 30, 2013 5:14 am

He did not travel to Port Elizabeth. He may have travelled to a nearby municipality, but the distance is not worth tabulating. Hector was made for the long haul.

Posted: Sun Jun 30, 2013 5:45 am

Tiffany wrote:

Super Lad,

It is too late. You did not send me the things I needed. I cannot make it to Mozambique in time. Gretchen is going to be sold. How sad.

You need to let me know when you can come to Brooklyn. I want you to meet my friends. We are going to be the couple of the YEAR. You are going to parade me around. We will have fun. Or else.

Sorry about Gretchen. Shit happens.

Tiffany

Posted: Sun Jun 30, 2013 1:34 pm

To Bernie, H wrote:

Why havent you replied back? why? dont you understand that that i am out of help ? cant you see that is is a set up? i have no hand in this? why?

Then he wrote:

Tiffany,
Can you so do something? please talk to izzy

And to Gretchen he wrote:

Baby, i asked Tiffany to lend me money ,see what she said:
Super Lad,

Okay. I can lend you money. You need $500,000? I can do that. But there are conditions.

1. You promise you will marry me.
2. You promise to eat my pleasure box four times a day. But only once per day when I am having my special ladies moon.
3 You promise to never ever speak to Gretchen ever again. Ever.
4. You promise to tell the Temple that all of this was not my fault.

If you agree to all of this I can lend you the money. You must type it all out to make it legal. Like this. "I promise to marry you" "I promise to never speak to Gretchen again"

I am not in Tel Aviv right now. I am in Brooklyn. I can be over there in 36 hours with the money. First I need my promises.

Tiffany

Baby,Izzy cqn help now, izzy has money out of the $4MiL Walid brought,pelase talk to him to lend us $400,000.00

Posted: Sun Jun 30, 2013 3:02 pm

Tiffany wrote:

Super Lad,

I told you what to do. You refused. Besides. It was too late. Anyway. Probably. The deal is done. But do not worry. You will always have me. As your loyal wife. Forever. And ever. Or else.

Love, Your wife,

Tiffany

Posted: Sun Jun 30, 2013 4:34 pm

Turd, "loyal" to the memory of his sexually enslaved "other wife," wrote:

Tiffany,you said,your wife?
Then you come for me here

Posted: Sun Jun 30, 2013 4:41 pm

Tiffany wrote:

Super Lad,

I am going to be Mrs. Super Lad. Everyone will be jealous. I can't help that.

I can be there. But I need some things from you. First.

1. You promise you will marry me.
2. You promise to eat my pleasure box four times a day. But only once per day when I am having my special ladies moon.
3 You promise to never ever speak to Gretchen ever again. Ever.
4. You promise to tell the Temple that all of this was not my fault.

I already asked you for assurances. You did not give them to me. I need them. To make tis a legal contract. Legally binding. Forever and Ever. Or else.

You told Mr. Rhodes about me. You told Joey Sabra about me. They told me. Why should I trust you now? I had to run away to Brooklyn. They think I am the mole.

I want to trust you. Relationships are built on trust. But you make it so hard.

You need to write a contract. And promise not to tell anyone.

I cannot wait to use you.

Tiffany

Posted: Sun Jun 30, 2013 6:41 pm

Turd wrote:

Tiffany,relationship are built on trust, yes you are right.true lasting love comes from within deep in the heart not contract,contract marriage don't work.I sense joey is working for you,your boyfriend maybe.
Did you put him in charge to get me?you don't need to do that?you don't trust me?
I need to ask you this.why me? Why me? I am not the only male around? Tell me why me? I need to know why you come all this way just to want me?what do you want from me?give me a clearer picture

Tiffany wrote:

Super Lad,

Okay. I need a man who can treat me right. A man who can buy me the things I need. A man to give me oral pleasure 4 times a day. Everyday. Except when I have my special women's moon. Then only once a day. I want someone who is a good operative. I heard about the ninjas you killed. I know about the three ladies on the beach in Egypt. You are the kind of man I want.

I don't want a regular Temple man. He will go to Temple. Do business. He will leave me at home with the kids. You and I will have 8 kids. I want a guy who is tough. Like you.

Joey? He is not my friend. He is investigating me right now. They sent people to my apartment to interview me. He is one of the people who I have to worry about.

I know you have a lot of money. We could leave the Temple and travel. Forever. And you would be happy with me. And me with you. Or else.

I also like how you don't linger on sad things. Your friend Abdul? Forgotten. That lady Gretchen? You have moved on. I like that about you. I also know you worked for Patrick Seamus Krotchmeister. I can prove it. You will be well behaved. I will control you. If you look at another woman. I will destroy you. Forever.

I am going to write up a contract. You will sign it. I will come for you. We will be happy. Or else.

Tiffany

Posted: Sun Jun 30, 2013 7:08 pm

Sh'ma Yisrael.

Izzy wrote:

MOISHE

DONE IS THE DEAL. GONE IS THAT LOVELY GIRL. ALL BECAUSE MOISHE WAS TOO CHEAP & LAZY & STUPID TO DO SIMPLE THINGS THAT HER LIFE COULD HAVE SAVED. A GOOD BOY, EPSTEIN SAID ABOUT THIS MOISHE. LOYAL HE WILL BE, EPSTEIN SAID. FEH. LOOK WHERE'S EPSTEIN NOW, IN THE GROUND ROTTING, & ME WITH BROKEN LIMBS BY A SHORT CRIMINAL NIGERIAN. NOW IN THE COMPOUND GUNFIRE I'M HEARING & ASPLOSIONS, BUT WHO CARES. ALL OVER IT IS, & ALL YOUR FAULT PROBABLY EH. SOMEONE SCREAMING IN PAIN I HEAR. WHAT YOU'VE SCREWED UP NOW? A DISTURBANCE I FEEL IN THE FORCE, MY FORTUNE OF MILLIONS
OF DOLLARS UNITED STATES IN DANGER IS, I MUST GO. SOMEONE SMASHING AT THE DOOR, WHAT'S THIS NOW HAVE YOU AGAIN BETRAYED ME MOISHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYHHHHHHH$**&+--¢^°¥°√±{Δ{°℅√€©|¥€¥¥¢£¢©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©................... .?.....................

Posted: Sun Jun 30, 2013 7:11 pm

Turd to Keyser Sose wrote:

Will you do me one last favour, buy back Mia

Keyser Sose wrote:

Simeon,
The deal is done. She has been sold to a bidder who paid a lot of money for her. It is a pity you were unwilling to obey what they told you to do. If you had merely obeyed, submitting photos of the finished operation, your friend Walid would be alive, and your woman would not have been sold. I understand the Sheik has a taste for whips and chains. He is a very sick man.
I could buy her back if you were to send me full pictures of the finished operation. It will cost me, and it may take a week. I suspect you have lied to me in the past and that is not a good foundation for a business relationship, so any further inconclusive photos will be cause for me to not renew our business relationship.
I do not check this email account, and will not be checking it often. If you should try to get in contact with me for the purpose of being useful in killing Bernie, I will be useful to you. You have been utterly useless so far.

Keyser Sose

Posted: Sun Jun 30, 2013 7:19 pm

Joey Sabra, Commando, wounded in action, wrote:

Sir,

Just to let you know, we raided the compound. Unfortunately Bravo Oscar was not here. We killed a lot of the Gomer men. The man called Little Satan escaped out the back door. I visually confirmed his presence.

I have been shot. I am bleedinf an being evacuated. I am in a lot of pain. If I do not make it, I am sorry I was unable to save Agent Bravo Oscar.

joy sabra

Posted: Sun Jun 30, 2013 7:46 pm

Turd wrote:

Joey,good job.did you kill izzy?

Posted: Sun Jun 30, 2013 10:23 pm

Well, Turd 4 has been moved here because someone signed in as a member from South African IP address. The person is unknown, and this may be nothing, but, then again, it could be Hector, back to sniff around. He has found this place, twice. So, until Juan, who told me about the incident, tells me the water is warm, we are here back behind a login

Posted: Mon Jul 01, 2013 12:29 am

Turd 3 is on page two.... hopefully it's not him.

Posted: Mon Jul 01, 2013 3:46 am

Hmmm. Hopefully he is not curious.....

Posted: Mon Jul 01, 2013 3:58 am

Turd, to Joey wrote:

Joey,I feel your pain.thank you.I will make it up to you.I promise.please make it alive.I need you.did you kill izzy?
SL

As a matter of fact, Izzy is dead. A lot of good that is going to do him....

Posted: Mon Jul 01, 2013 4:30 am

Tiffany, Psycho Bitch wrote:

Super Lad,

You didn't wrote back. I need you to tell me all those things. Or I can't help you.

I heard that some of the commandos raided a warehouse in Mozambique. They killed a lot of Gomers. Little Satan was not killed. Joey got shot. They say he died. How sad. My good friend Izzy was killed. Thats sad. He was led astray. It was not his fault. He was a mensch. I also heard that Gretchen was no longer there. They think she was in the helicopter that took off when they arrived. Too late. If only you had given them the photos. I hate to think of what she is being forced to do now.

You need to obey me. If not I will destroy you. I will send all the emails you wrote to Izzy about working for Krotchmeister. Do not play with me Mr. Smarty Pants. I am not in the mood for silliness.

I have to go to sleep. I am looking at your pictures. I see what Gretchen said about you being a big stud muffin.

Good night my future husband. I want a big wedding. We invite everybody. It can be in Tel Aviv. At the Temple. What do you think?

We will be happy together. Or else.

Tiffany