Turd 4, Mombassa, Kenya

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Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 11:01 pm

Thank you DSW!!!

Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 11:12 pm

You are welcome. So much of what we do here is a series of inside jokes and recurring themes. "Gomers", Philios, Pardeep, windowless vaults, etc. Glad to add your voice to the lexicon of this bait.

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2013 12:29 am

If there's Bahtsechcs happenging, there should also be Felltching (I hope that's not too gross).

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2013 9:02 am

^^ Im more interested in how you know what it means lol

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2013 9:32 am

^It was a comical misprint of "fletcher" in a comic that led me to know that.

Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2013 8:11 am

DSW, since Hector is biding his time in Mombasa, I figured I'd give you a gift:

http://traffic.accesskenya.com/index.php/kengeleni-mombasa

http://traffic.accesskenya.com/index.php/moi-ave-tss-bldg-mombasa

These are 2 active webcams in Mombasa. You can actually make him wait on the street and watch his suffering as he waits for help that does not arrive till he leaves making it again his fault. Laughing

Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2013 3:48 pm

^^ Now that would be hilarious!! Laughing

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 24 Dec 2012 Posts: 699

No news from superlad?

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2010 Posts: 3877

jail or anus?

whatever it is, it must be a funny situation...

Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2013 10:00 pm

This bait boggles my mind.

Alas, I don't have time to go back and read the entire thing. I wish I could, as safari baits are my favorite.

As a thread newcomer, I have some questions:

What was this guys's original scam? Is he still trying to play it? does he even remember what this was supposed to be about?

What does DSW mean?

From what I have seen, he seems to be hooked well beyond wanting a mere payday. Is he hoping to change his life? find true love? Become a rock star? What have you got him so hooked on? If you could bottle it, you would make a billion dollars overnight.

I'm also wondering, has this guy been put off from scamming at all? Do you imagine there must be some point at which he has to be telling himself that scamming simply is not working out for him?

Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2013 10:17 pm

^^ He's hoping for money. Always money that's so close but just out of reach.

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2010 Posts: 3877

his original scam: as far as I know, he scammed inside a social network for terminally ill people (mostly romance). so, the money they had for their last few days/months.

I guess, he is still running some sort of scam, no idea what it is.

what does DSW mean. maybe look at the baiters nick... Twisted Evil

he is hooked for several million dollars in that vault of bernie, but also cutting bernies throat, cleaning his name from the list of interpol, running away from koala, getting gretchens.... ääähm ramitschs....äähhm ramdis heart (and money), killing shorty, who tortured and killed walid and gretchen, aswell as revenge for that nice episode where they sat under that bridge somewhere in west africa.

and much more.

Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2013 11:24 pm

Much more. Busy fellow! And of course he needs some resolution over all these tattoos. What will happen when he finds out the real meaning is anyone's guess.

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2010 Posts: 3877

yes, but many characters died, so he can't do anything against them.

oh, I totally forgot irina and sarah (which one was pregnant from him?), that was hilarious. that he thought he was father of a baby.

why did he travel to egypt? he had a ton of fun over there, especially his way of getting there and getting back was great.

Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 12:35 am

^ because DSW and Bohigal told him to. And there he learned all about prison life, prison food and prison love. c'mere, skinny boy. x x x

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2010 Posts: 3877

^^

he especially enjoyed the prison love part.

when somebody drops his soap in the shower, you should not be polite and pick it up... Twisted Evil

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 24 Dec 2012 Posts: 699

I hope DSW is OK Sad

Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 10:42 am

Jail or anus? I rather thought the two went together lol

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2010 Posts: 3877

dementedman wrote:

I hope DSW is OK Sad

true, he is missing for the last few days. and hector would think something when no one of DSWs characters replies.

am very much worried...

Posted: Fri Nov 29, 2013 3:25 am

Issac sent Shitbird happy Chanukah greetings from Brooklyn, but nothing is stirring from the Turd. Mad

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 24 Dec 2012 Posts: 699

Thanx Bunny.
I sent Bo a PM...

Posted: Fri Nov 29, 2013 8:58 am

Hi everyone, DSW's real life sometimes takes him away from the internets. He shall return as always.

Posted: Fri Nov 29, 2013 12:46 pm

I believe DSW is currently hiding out in his windowless vault in Somalia with Hector's millions, keeping an ever-watchful eye out for those pesky moles.

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2010 Posts: 3877

^^

and I get turdboi withdrawal symptoms.

Sad

Posted: Mon Dec 02, 2013 6:23 pm

I miss his gin-soaked meanderings, his rants and beggings. A day without him is like noodles without the flavour packet Sad