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oscarpiles
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Fri May 24, 2013 11:11 pm |
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Or the Mosquito/Flying/Biting/Bastard Insect thread! Or even better: The Non-Coffee Thread! Mind you we can talk of Coffee if you want or
Booze or Crack Smoking Mayors for that matter....
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Can't you get one of those mosquito repulsing lights? I would never believe it to work until we got one... It emmits some kind of rays that mosquiots just can't stand - we have it at our family cottage so we can grill outside and whatnot...
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I've never used one but have tried all sorts of things over the years. Anyone out there have a cure for these things? My old stand by works to a point but the OPP certainly have their concerns:
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Fri May 24, 2013 11:45 pm |
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Well I know you can buy 100% DEET here in the US not sure about Canada. Works freaking Awesome. Just dont get in on your lips or they will go numb. |
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oscarpiles
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Fri May 24, 2013 11:54 pm |
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A few years back my Brother in Law brought up some of that DEET and quickly remarked: 'What the Hells with this Sheet?' His fishing pole stuck to his hands....
We get fairly strong Muskol but I don't think it would be 100% DEET.
Anybody know where the machete was made? |
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mimicat
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Sat May 25, 2013 12:03 am |
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What are you gonna do with that thing? cut their little nads off and stop em from procreating?
I was a heavy smoker for 50 years and that seemed to help a lot. Now I hide in a big screened in Gazebo on my deck.
My son had one of those Propane gas mosquito trap at his house in a heavy wooded area on the side of a mountain and I was surprised it worked as well as it did.
For your reading pleasure.
http://home.howstuffworks.com/mosquito-magnet2.htm |
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TheFae
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Sat May 25, 2013 1:35 am |
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^^Yeah, I bought one of those thingies when I moved to Texas. Thought it would keep them away and put it near the fence where there's a tiny creek on the other side. FAIL. It attracted them from the creek, and they then proceeded to eat me for lunch.
EDIT: Oh, and bastard insects? Where I grew up, little bitty ants were called "sugar ants" and were present only if you spilled something. They don't bite and are at best a nuisince. Here, little bitty ants are FIRE ANTS and don't just bite, but hold on and sting as well. I thought nothing of trodding the yard barefooted when I first moved in, and came back with feet that looked like balloons. Gah.
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Sat May 25, 2013 4:25 am |
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So far we haven't got much mosquito's here, thanks to the winter weather we still have in the Netherlands. I'm more worried to see polar bears appearing someday. I've heard they raid wheelie bins. |
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Pastor Frank
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Sat May 25, 2013 6:29 am |
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A Canadian with a beer and a machete. What could go wrong? |
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Mortal
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Sat May 25, 2013 7:29 am |
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Yay for.. this thread apparently
While I don't care about Canadian National Birds, there is certain new-zealendean national bird I oughta know
As for booze/non-coffee - I currently am enjoying this little thing I got for passing my finals. Tastes just as good as my success felt.
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Fo'andles
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Sat May 25, 2013 9:16 am |
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Mortal, look under your name. |
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mimicat
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Sat May 25, 2013 12:58 pm |
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Snow!! friggin snow. Are you kidding me? arggg. |
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Sat May 25, 2013 1:07 pm |
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Mortal
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Sat May 25, 2013 2:07 pm |
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Mortal, look under your name. |
I am puzzled. |
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TheFae
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Sat May 25, 2013 3:15 pm |
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^^Congrats on your finals, Mortal! ♥ |
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Sat May 25, 2013 6:02 pm |
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Nice. Tullamore Dew, triple distilled and smooth as a Kiwi's beak |
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oscarpiles
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Sat May 25, 2013 7:06 pm |
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Congrats Mortal!
On to other news: Canada doesn't have a National Bird. Wait...What?
@PF - I'll have you know that there has never been an incident with one of my Machetes and Beer/Alcohol. Yup that's right I was sober the time I nearly cut my 'Flipping the National Bird' finger off. I had just finished sharpening it and was cleaning it off when I happened to mistake the sharp side for the the not so sharp bits. I immediately screamed out the first two words that came into my skull "C*ck! F*ck!" This caused me to stop all thoughts of a 911 call as I began laughing at my outburst....anyhow I made my way into the house and ran my finger under a cold tap until I couldn't take it anymore then wrapped it up in a dish cloth and went back outside since passing out on the lawn seemed better than smashing my head in the house and making a real mess.
When the Missus came home a few hours later I was somewhat inebriated so I refused to go to the hospital or to let her see my finger. The next morning when she saw the Carnage, I was whisked off to town for a crack Team of Janitors to cut most of the remaining digit off then give a big old oops and reattach it with their best rusty tools.
Yeah it healed pretty good although I don't have all the feeling I used to but the real high point was that I didn't have to do a lick of work at the Moose Camp that year.
The worst part of all was my Darling Sister or Nurse Nastiest as I have come to call her removed my stitches for me. C*ck! F*ck! She hurt me! |
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I AM GOING CRAZYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Bobby/Jenny/Jugs/moneyp**
ufffffffffffffffffffffffff - Outlander
F*ck you ass all – Jerry Asshat
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Sat May 25, 2013 8:43 pm |
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Darned Nurthern sissies! Round here we take down their license plate numbers and sue the heck out of em. |
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Big Al
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Sat May 25, 2013 11:47 pm |
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I wonder if they taste like chicken???? |
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Mortal
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Sun May 26, 2013 8:46 am |
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Thank you, TheFae and oscarpiles....
I sure as hell celebrated last night again
We've had a graduation party going on, it was fun.
Now a shift at work awaits me and it's going to be hell |
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GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU. Mr. Olisa
Every night a phonecall from you, you talk rubbish. Mr. Olisa
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Fo'andles
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Sun May 26, 2013 8:25 pm |
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^^^^Oscarpiles wrote;
The worst part of all was my Darling Sister or Nurse Nastiest as I have come to call her removed my stitches for me. C*ck! F*ck! She hurt me!
I had it a differnt way, one boxing day had the carving knife slip, across my finger, result had me going to hospital, to be stitched up.
Was seen by one nurse who then left, i then had the staff nurse come in to stitch me up, it hurt that much i did ask her if she would be sadistic to her husband, just shook her head and smiled.
Seems to only be sadistic to relations, the staff nurse was my second cousin, getting her own back. |
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Sun May 26, 2013 8:41 pm |
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Sorry Mortal, my head was at the other end of my anatomy in my last post. Congratulations! |
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