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Fanny Plunge
Granny Pawn
Joined: 10 Jul 2006
Posts: 692
Location: Straight Baiting FTW!
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Tue Apr 02, 2013 9:18 pm |
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Hey everybody. I reckon I need to stop lurking for this post.l Well for a while now I keep getting asked to do a book out of my baits in the letters archive and after been told to do it on lulu by loads as you can just buy it for yourself I decided to finally do it. Not going to lie it was a bit of a pain. I even asked Shiver a couple of times a while back on what to do but that's another story.
Apparently this lulu is a print on demand thing so a copy only gets done if someone orders one so that's grand. The first time I uploaded the docx file and went through the process of creating the book the fina minimuml price they wanted was $82. Couldn't believe it and pretty much scrapped the whole idea. Then I revised the settings in the doc file, took out any unwanted space and extra pictures and that reduced the price to $45.
Bloody head was wrecked because that's still just ridiculous. Then I figured out that I had full colour chosen and for some reason that sky rockets the price. Went through the process again on black n white and the book is now a respectable $10. I can live with that and trust me I cannot format it any tighter or better to reduce the price anymore as it took me 2 days to get it to that. It's by no means a professionally produced thing but I think it turned out grand and I'll be getting a load of copies for meself to have around and give out for pressies and that.
So if you've asked me when the book is coming out before well here it is. It's out. If anyone wants to have a look go for it and if not that's fine. I never expected to do this but now that I did I figured I'd put a thread about it on my favourite site and of course the place I learned how to bait the lads.
P.S if anybody has any advice about the book or lulu please let me know. Thanks
http://www.lulu.com/shop/wayne-deodz/baiting-the-lads/paperback/product-20954745.html |
_________________ Don Felix,"Iwant to know if Im being initiated in a kind of cultic society,Also a wooden spoon could be difficult to get"
vPeter Renta,"I was in the wester onion with my brother but they told us there know money there"
Dr Famoru El-phram,"Look at you Kangaroo Imsucha Donkee.Bastard you pile patient.Nicompoop"
verkwyn,"You are just a bloody foolish Nigerain,It sounds like an email writen by an illitrate"
Humanity Hicham,"wooooow u are very pretty and lovely but u have dick"
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Dya Reyarunen-Downmeleg
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Joined: 10 Aug 2009
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Wed Apr 03, 2013 3:07 am |
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Fanny Plunge!!! It's wonderful to see you here! Congratulations on the book!
I just ordered it from Lulu. I went looking for a free shipping code, didn't find that, but came across a 20% off code that's good until the end of April - It's APRILBOOKS13.
I look forward to reading your baits! |
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Juan Freizwidatt
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Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Wed Apr 03, 2013 3:46 am |
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Great to see you back!!
I just ordered my copy. I'm looking forward to some nostalgic laughs. |
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- Lagos>Abidjan
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- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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Fanny Plunge
Granny Pawn
Joined: 10 Jul 2006
Posts: 692
Location: Straight Baiting FTW!
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Wed Apr 03, 2013 3:53 am |
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Howya, no congratulations needed. All I did was upload a word file. I literally know nothing about lulu and how it works except that they run a great service. I'm finishin' college next month so I wanted to give me teachers something special for puttin' up with me and I'm trying imagine their faces when I tell them in my spare time I get 419 scammers to pour wine over their heads
Hope ya enjoy the book I can't wait to get it he he |
_________________ Don Felix,"Iwant to know if Im being initiated in a kind of cultic society,Also a wooden spoon could be difficult to get"
vPeter Renta,"I was in the wester onion with my brother but they told us there know money there"
Dr Famoru El-phram,"Look at you Kangaroo Imsucha Donkee.Bastard you pile patient.Nicompoop"
verkwyn,"You are just a bloody foolish Nigerain,It sounds like an email writen by an illitrate"
Humanity Hicham,"wooooow u are very pretty and lovely but u have dick"
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Fo'andles
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Jul 2007
Posts: 1654
Location: busy doing nothing, somewhere
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Wed Apr 03, 2013 8:56 am |
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^ now ordered, in the UK, book £6.49 + £2.29 for postage, total £9.48p. |
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Fowan Nyne
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Aug 2009
Posts: 3720
Location: Miniluv
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Fri Apr 05, 2013 8:21 pm |
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↑↑↑ Me too but where can I send it to be signed by the author?... Maybe the author will sign it before it's sent.
PM's accepted. |
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Fanny Plunge
Granny Pawn
Joined: 10 Jul 2006
Posts: 692
Location: Straight Baiting FTW!
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Fri Apr 05, 2013 11:07 pm |
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I'm currently in Pretoria for a few days, headin' up to Durban then to see a man about a dog and then I'm opening a new Tattoo shop in Lagos called Shyte Tattoos on Friday. so I'm probably unavailable for autographs for the forseeable future. Cheers for the sentiment. |
_________________ Don Felix,"Iwant to know if Im being initiated in a kind of cultic society,Also a wooden spoon could be difficult to get"
vPeter Renta,"I was in the wester onion with my brother but they told us there know money there"
Dr Famoru El-phram,"Look at you Kangaroo Imsucha Donkee.Bastard you pile patient.Nicompoop"
verkwyn,"You are just a bloody foolish Nigerain,It sounds like an email writen by an illitrate"
Humanity Hicham,"wooooow u are very pretty and lovely but u have dick"
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Dya Reyarunen-Downmeleg
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Joined: 10 Aug 2009
Posts: 4129
Location: At the toilet door yelling are you almost done in there? Oops, too late...
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Fri Apr 12, 2013 3:02 am |
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My copy of your book arrived on Tuesday. I started reading it, immediately got hooked, and I haven't got much done since then! |
_________________ ^ You are my favorite Canadian on Earth. Pastor Frank
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so as to enable the conclusion of this transaction on your behalf since you are not dead because if you are dead you would not have write me because I know that never will a dead
write to living...
I could receive the document official which you want to forward me for adhesion with TW@T
I am captivated, impressed and hypnotised with your sincerity
This you’re TW@T has it existed some how somewhere before?
Your ASSCODE is: 999-035-2655
"I Am Not a Justin Beiber Fan" innocent.being
Steward, WTF?
SAY NO TO SCURVY |
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Fowan Nyne
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Aug 2009
Posts: 3720
Location: Miniluv
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Fri Apr 12, 2013 8:59 pm |
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Mine arrived yesterday but the new postman decided to take it back to the sorting office.
I can't collect it until tomorrow. |
_________________
I can't wait for 'Eater Easter!
Find out about Rental Scams
"Note I am very weak by straight"
"Did you want to cheat me or play on my intelligent?"
"All necessary preparation for the movement of the stool are in the pipe line" - Stan "the man" Agbley
Click here to see a proper scam
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Fanny Plunge
Granny Pawn
Joined: 10 Jul 2006
Posts: 692
Location: Straight Baiting FTW!
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Fri Apr 12, 2013 11:27 pm |
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Grand job well yiz must live in the states so it's quicker. I'm still waiting. hopefully Monday. |
_________________ Don Felix,"Iwant to know if Im being initiated in a kind of cultic society,Also a wooden spoon could be difficult to get"
vPeter Renta,"I was in the wester onion with my brother but they told us there know money there"
Dr Famoru El-phram,"Look at you Kangaroo Imsucha Donkee.Bastard you pile patient.Nicompoop"
verkwyn,"You are just a bloody foolish Nigerain,It sounds like an email writen by an illitrate"
Humanity Hicham,"wooooow u are very pretty and lovely but u have dick"
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