WU trip #27...Chuks, get your running shoes on

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Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2004 9:51 pm

jez wrote:

This is better than TV!

Nope jez, it's exactly like TV - full of reruns!

McFlibbish tells his Lad to go to WU, the Lad goes to WU, there's no money there, McFlibbish tells his Lad to go to WU, the Lad goes to WU, there's no money there, McFlibbish tells his Lad to go to WU, the Lad goes to WU, there's no money there, McFlibbish tells his Lad to go to WU, the Lad goes to WU, there's no money there, McFlibbish tells his Lad to go to WU, the Lad goes to WU, there's no money there ...

It's just like watching old episodes of M*A*S*H. You know exactly what's going to happen but you've got to watch anyway.

Wonderful work McFlibbish! By the way, maybe WU has stopped money transfers to all western African countries because their cable lines go through France and the Ivory Coast and they've been cut in the chaos there.

Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2004 10:08 pm

Maybe you should send him a copy of Groundhog Day and see if he can relate.

Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2004 10:19 pm

@Nelsonsbattle the cable lines thru the Ivory Coast is a good one.

Is it getting old? Maybe...but I can't NOT do it. It still cracks me up.

I have a couple more tricks when he twigs to ensure at least another trip.
lol
I crack myself up.

Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2004 12:28 am

I'd say this lad is not only McFlibbished but also McFlustered and McFlumoxed.

Surprised Vegas isn't running odds on whether or not he makes it to 20!

Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2004 12:59 am

spiny norman wrote:

Surprised Vegas isn't running odds on whether or not he makes it to 20!

Nah spiny norman, Vegas doesn't let you bet on certainties! Now 30, that might just stretch the McFibbishing of this lad to the extreme.

Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2004 4:39 pm

oh the anticipation...he'll definitely go over 20 times now for sure!

Quote:

From: "mrsritawilliams.paginasamarillas.com"
To: "Your Bishop"
Subject: It will be with you today.

Dear Father Edwin,

Thank you and I will be sending the piture to you today but my fear is
that
we cannot get the money here and I don't know if the people you are
sending
to send the money really send the money as well so therefore I will
like you
to try and go ny yourself and send the money ok so that you will send
the
payment slip to me immediately.

God bless you.

Regards.

James.

BTW, I intend to start really screwing with him now... Laughing

EDIT: ooooh I can't wait...

Quote:

From: "mrsritawilliams.paginasamarillas.com"
Subject: Re: It will be with you today.
Date: Sat, 13 Nov 2004 12:20:50 -0500

Dear Father Edwin,

You have to make sure that the western union release the money to
lagos-
Nigeria because I don't want to go their and after they will tell me
that you
did not send the money that is why I am getting tried of all this but I
am
going to email you the picture now.

Regards.

James.

Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2004 6:41 pm

Quote:

BTW, I intend to start really screwing with him now..

So what, you've just been toying with him up until now? I'm looking forward to seeing this!

Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2004 11:47 pm

How is the McFlibbishing of this Lad going?

I've been on the edge of my seat over the weekend wondering if the Lad has made yet another trip to WU.

Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2004 1:05 am

Not yet not yet. Sunday is an off day it seems. Perhaps the inet cafes are closed...
I got the promise of a trophy but no trophy...so no trips until he coughs that up. Hopefully tomorrow (today in new zealand...) Very Happy

Then perhaps 9 numbers and a letter and the promise of me scanning the reciept, but my assistant who knows how do to such things is out...and on and on...

Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2004 8:13 pm

3rd trophy delivered and it's a midget to boot! Bonus! (no offense meant to the little people if there are any here) The picture is foreshadowing his 20th trip to come...

Quote:

From: "mrsritawilliams.paginasamarillas.com"
To: "Your Bishop"
Subject: This is the photo
Date: Tue, 16 Nov 2004 15:17:11 -0500

Dear Father Edwin,

Attach is the photo and you have to make sure that the western union
money
transfer release and send the money to lagos-Nigeria and this is how
they
will send the money now.

Receiver's Name Chinedu Chibuzo.

Address Lagos-Nigeria.

Amount $850.

Text question what for.

Answer good luck.

Send the payment slip and the sender's name and address and please make
sure
that the money is available here for pick up because i will not be
happy if
the western union money here told me that there is no money so do
everything
with your hand no mistake ok.

God bless you.

Regards.

James.

So it was supposed to be for Marshall right? Now he brings in some other dude? I see trouble ahead at the western union due to this new fellow...

Quote:

From: "Your Bishop"
Subject: Re: This is the photo
To: "mrsritawilliams.paginasamarillas.com"

Do you have a better one than this? It turned out
poorly on my end. It prints out terrible.

Also, I thought this was supposed to be Marshll? The
money transfer was set up for Marshall. I'll see if I
can change it.

I'll write back soon. Try to scan it again and get me
a better picture please if you can.
Thank you

Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2004 9:41 pm

Quote:

i will not be
happy if
the western union money here told me that there is no money

I predict that... ooh... he will not be happy? Just a wild guess.

Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2004 9:41 pm

If he's daft enough to make 19 trips, he's surely daft enough to make a nice long road trip to collect the money in (for example), Abuja.
Pretext: "the fault must lie in the Lagos branch of Western Union. If I send it to the next major city, it will definitely work"

A nice little present to celebrate his 20th? Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2004 9:46 pm

Nice thinking @CharlieFake

Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2004 9:58 pm

I was thinking that too. But then he introduced this new guy! I mean c'mon! He can't even keep it straight himself... Laughing

So he'll go back with sketchy info first.
Then with reciept with wrong name.
Then with reciept and right info.
THEN problem in Lagos...for 21st. Very Happy

If he twigs along the way, I'll get him with TFI.

Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2004 7:18 am

I wonder where he'll be by Christmas.

Guest

Being new I can only defend myself with 3 trips for the mugu in my first outing, two different numbers and two different control questions including "Who's your daddy?" "Your my daddy.".

This has inspired me to redouble my efforts for the three I have on the go at the moment.

I would love to own a pet the way McFlibbish does!!!!

BigRon

Guest

Nelsonsbattle wrote:

I suggest that we name a trip to the WU as a McFlibbish, and this should be used along the lines of, "I've McFlibbished the Lad, and he can't understand why there wasn't any money there".

I don't think that a single trip should be the McFlibbish, because that is a common occurance. I vote that 5 trips by the same mugu to WU is a McFlibbish, that way we can have the "Double McFlibbish" (10 trips) and what the master is working on now -- the oh so rare "Quadruple McFlibbish"

Usage could be on the lines of "He's gone to WU office 8 times, I'm gonna go for the Double McFlibbish"

Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2004 7:45 pm

thanks for the comments Very Happy

jez wrote:

So what, you've just been toying with him up until now?

haha well now he's opened the whole thing up to complete lunacy...
Here is a sample:

Quote:

Subject: Re: This is the picture again
To: "mrsritawilliams.paginasamarillas.com"

Thank you James, but I said please scan it again. It's
just the same picture that won't print out.

I called the Western Union and asked them to release
the number to me over the phone. I promised them I had
the photo and being a man of the loincloth, they
trusted me. So please rescan that picture so you don't
make me look like a fool.

Here is the control number:
45796A5411

It was sent to Marshall like you asked.
Blessings!

Quote:

From: "davey philips"
Subject: I am sending the picture from this mail box because the other one is not going well now
To: the bishop

Dear Father Edwin,

Thank you very much for your mail but let me tell you that the control number you send to me now is not good because there is no alpherbet in the number so secondly, the money will be send to Chinedu Chibuzo as the receiver's Name and not marshall because marshall is not arround now so go ahead and call the western union money and ask them to give you the number very well and the sender's name and address ok.
I am sending the picture again now the last one.

God bless you.

Regards.
James.

Quote:

Did I put in a letter?
Well this certainly may complicate things. The
security picture was supposed to be for Marshall. I'll
see what they say.

Here is the number they gave me again:
4579645411

Go ahead and try it. I'll go over there with the new
photo and see if it is ok.

James, you keep sending me the SAME blurry picture. I
need the picture RESCANNED. It's all blurry when I
print it. SCAN IT AGAIN. Do you get it? SCAN IT AGAIN.

SCAN IT AGAIN.

Blessings!

Quote:

From: "mrsritawilliams.paginasamarillas.com"
To: "Your Bishop"
Subject: Use marshall ok

Dear Father Edwin,

Please try and go to the western union money transfer now and you can
use
the name Marshall Chinedu because he just come back now ok so that
there
will be no problem any more ok.

Secondly, Call the western union on phone and asked them to release the
$850
to marshall Chinedu receiver's address lagos-Nigeria and put the the
same
text question and answer ok what for and good luck.

I like you to scan the payment slip and send it to me so that I will
see the
sender's name and address ok please make use the picture like that
because
that is how it scanned here the third time ok.\

God bless you.

Regards.

James.

Now we're back to Marshall? Laughing

Who has mysteriously returned? Perhaps now I'll split the money in 2. Half to Marshall, half to Chinedu or mix up first names and last names. So many possibilities. In the mean time I just sent him back with sketchy info.

Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2004 7:58 pm

So does he spend his last Naira's on internet cafe time or on a new pair of shoes to replace the ones worn out walking to the WU office?

Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2004 9:51 pm

Quote:

haha well now he's opened the whole thing up to complete lunacy...

McF, it's been complete lunacy from the start!

And I think Marshall's back because he's only just returned from his last trip to the WU. Maybe they're doing it in relays now... one comes back, the other leaves...

I'll tune in again tomorrow for the next exciting instalment of "Marshall Does Lagos". Laughing

Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2004 4:28 am

And the Nigerian judge holds up ... wait for it ... the stadium is hushed ... YES IT'S A 10!!!!

McFlibbish gets a perfect score form the Nigerian judge!

There is no way that he won't get the Gold Medal now. The crowd is going wild, they are standing on their seats screaming "McFlibbish, McFlibbish". I've never seen scenes like this at the World Baiting Championships before ...

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Wow I can actually hear this guy's brain grinding all the way over here... Smile

Great work!!....After this a mass bait should for all intents and purposes
hopefully make him resign his current line of work. Laughing

Posted: Sat Nov 20, 2004 8:29 pm

Well I can't get confirmation on the 18th (or more) trip. I have several emails like this

Quote:

Dear Father Edwin

Please I need the payment slip now so that it will
help the receiver to collect the money from western union money transfer
here immediately ok, so please send the slip now to me.

God bless you.

I've tried sending him back with partial info, and several variations of numbers, etc. claiming confusion. But I don't think he bit. Mad

He's always said when he went back.

Anyway I sent him this western union slip which mixes the two names up:
However the one I sent him was 2500 x 2500 pixel JPG = 1 meg. Just to annoy him a bit more. It'll be very hard to print out.

20 trips might prove very hard...but I'm working every angle I can. Very Happy

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

Excellent stuff McFlibbish, this lad must be pulling out what little hair he has left, boy is he a bumbass of the highest order, him and cole of Anus computers fame should team up Laughing

Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2004 7:14 am

There's a thought - I think you should reward him: send him an Anus Computer for Christmas!

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